Thank you Yea Forums for playing twisted metal, now what is your wish?

Joke's on you faggot the game was already announced to be multiplat. You can't fuck up this wish Calypso, it's too specific.

Based

You now own a physical copy of the game, but you had to trade your hands on the black market to get it

FUCK NIGGERS

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
*sends you back to the early 1700's*

Calypso, I hereby wish to travel back in time to the 90s, but this time the decade never ends.

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I want Grasshoppers nubile body.

I wish for PeacAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You wish for pizza? Your wish is granted. Mwuahahahaha.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
*turns you into a grasshopper*

i wish to die

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enjoy a neverending 1999

Based needles.

I wish I had my wife back

YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF CODE N-1663R, STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE AND SURRENDER PEACEFULLY

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To discuss ProJared cheating on his wife

I want a girlfriend

He misunderstands you and replaced your back with your wives back. Rotting skin and all.

I want twisted metal 1-4 remastered on pc with online multiplayer.

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This

I wish that you stopped being evil and crazy and became a nice and pleasant member of society along with everyone else and that there was no evil and everyone got along and was happy and nothing bad ever happened ever

I wish you would fuck yourself up the ass with an unmodified, large barrel cactus solely by yourself.

You get a friend that's a girl but you never get to fuck her.

Okay, enjoy your ban.

>wanting 3 and 4
Fuck outta with that garbage.

I wish for you to have a good day, Calypso.

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Krysta already tried that and it didn't work.
youtube.com/watch?v=kPvEc-Cs04c

Granted but since you died you now live a new life.

Nuke Israel

Your wish is granted, my day is good because you are now my sex slave for life.

Nothing, your delightful smile and laughter is reward enough.

Granted, I hope you enjoy your front row seat within the blast radius.

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Thank you. A new beginning is what I really wanted.

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fucking twisted metal thread? everytime i've tried, it died immediately.

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i unironically like and enjoy every single installment in the series. master race.

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MY RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED, I PLEAD THE FIFTH.

I wish to become extremely rich but there’s no crazy twists that you can add to this wish and it’s exactly what I want

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you are now extremely rich
in vitamin d

HAHAHAHAAHHA
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE

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Twisted Metal Blacked was pretty based

AM I BEING DETAINED?

I want an ice-cold Tonicol.

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I wish Gay and trans people would turn California into their own little gated community. causing any company and straight person to get the fuck out of there!
And no you can't put me there.

jokes on you Im ok with that

So what would've been Warhawk's story?

Probably the same as outlaw from the earlier twisted metal games, good cop who wants to stop the tournament?

>tfw this pic is getting closer and closer to being you

Why didn't I tell her before the last time I saw her? She could have found someone else, or died, or any number of things and unless she contacts me again I'll never know if I had even a ghost of a chance. RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL!

Calypso I wish I had the strength to ask her out!

Forget it, Calypso. You're under arrest.
youtube.com/watch?v=vMcR5Is_TJY

Nice

Your wish is granted

And a famine strikes everywhere except California

I wish for peaceAAAAHHH

>it's another zoomer watched an eceleb make a video about a game so now he wants to start a thread about it episode
I don't like this episode normally but for twisted metal I'll take what I can get

Joke’s on you, I just wanted a pizza but knew you’d poison it or put pineapple on it if I asked for it up front.

When I die in this life I want to be reborn as a healthy, comfortably wealthy and attractive human male in the human village in Gensokyo

I wish KFC potato wedges returned to being as good as they used to be.

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