Run pirated game

>download pirated game
>briefly hear a cough before someone goes "woop" and then static noise cuts off

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That's a normal windows thing apparently, some user explained last time but I forgot his explanation

>10 years playing pirated games
>Not a single problem

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>uninstall every game
>still 30gb mystery occupied memory in my SSD not including windows

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>install pirated game
>playing for about an hour
>suddenly start hearing advertisements for stupid shit like toilet paper coming from nowhere

>run legally purchased game
>it works flawlessly

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Fool, he works for them.

>14 chrome.exe running right now

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>pirate oldish PC game
>have more fun trying to get the game to run than actually playing it

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>only 14

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>Pirated copy works better than the one I bought
DRM is "anti-piracy", Anons.

YOU ARE IN DANGER
DELETE BIOS NOW!

this happened to me after i pirated a game but my antivirus can't find any viruses, what the FUCK do i do?

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delete system 32

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Gonna try this now, thanks user

What's this thing with third worlders where they try to insert themselves as chads for pirating and portray Americans as people who don't pirate? Literally everyone i knew and their grandmother pirated shit.

>chrome

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Americans are the ones white knighting corporations.

windirstat.net/

memes and funposting aside svchost is exactly what it says: a service host executable that runs, wait for it, services. there's dozens of system services running at any given time.

i dont have any svchost guys im scared

Ah, yes, portray a few handful of cucks possibly from California and generalize it as Americans don't pirate.

hey I tried installing ungoogled chromium like /g/ said after firefox shit itself and every time I've installing it literally freezes my computer

>disk cleanup
>its 40gb of windows update files so you rollback 6 versions into the past
delete this if you're running stable

>only 42

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>PC is slow as shit one day
>wouldn't display folders/control panel icons correctly and wouldn't let me view images as it would crash media viewer
>refreshing with f5 on my desktop/folders did nothing
>do a virus scan with malwarebytes and avast
>nothing was found
>change the date of my PC and sign out
>log back in
>everything works fine
What the fuck happened?

You see the Ring

jesus

How shit is your CPU? Be honest now.

Dude ive had Firefox using like 6gigs

you time traveled to a point where your computer was fine

how many fucking addons are you guys using god damn

You made it past you's problem and decided to become future you who has already dealt with the problem. You're smarter than most pastfags.

Check your startup processes. There's probably a buildup of useless junk that decided it's worthy of autorunning.

Anyone know of a good program sandbox?

I think you mean
uderzo.it/main_products/space_sniffer/

Just use pale moon bro

checks out

what did he mean by this

fucking lol

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>implying youve purchased every game you played

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top zozzle

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Americans get C&D'd by their ISPs, while in the third world, no one gives a fuck at any level

i have

Can confirm, I run a home seedbox 24/7 on a datacapless 100Mb/s up down fiber. My ISP doesn't give a single shit about it. Southern sopa btw.

Quite good polacks game user.

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mine does this on my steam window in windows 10. when I move the mouse, it stops.

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oof imagine being this goy.

Its most likely the crack to emulate steam or some online drm.
if it were a miner it most probably wont even open anything

This have been all my vydia life since 2015

this literally happened to me, but I wasnt pirating games. i heard some ambient sounds and background chatter and then a "shit" when I mentioned it on AIM. (yes it was that long ago)

Stop worrying about it user, we don't even watch you anymore.

America is the source of the corporate shills, no other country is as cucked as America regarding that aspect

Sometimes the game leaves files. Other times its windows temp files and logs

that shit happened to me with Far Cry 5, fucking stellar performance pirated, it was so fucking weird considering how old my rig is

it's nothing, don't worry about it

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man i remember a virus I had a 14 years ago

pc will literally open the explorer only to play some russian gibbrish (I think it was) in the middle of the night

shit was fucking hillarious

Limewire?

>old-ass PC
>lost a dll at some point that made it forget how to run .exe files, always asks what program to run it with
>have to run many programs with themselves
>at some point I get a pop-up asking what program should it use to run someshit.exe on every startup
>ignore it
>get curious some time later and google it
>it's malware
My computer was so fucking old and decrepit that it outsmarted the malware. It's like being immune to tooth decay because all your teeth already fell out