Should Samus cut her hair for Prime 4?
Should Samus cut her hair for Prime 4?
Ryder Myers
Tyler Bell
>lesbian sjw gender-fluid samus
fuck no
Julian Baker
Let her be whatever.
Though they better change up Sylux's armor at least, give him some pauldrons that rival Samus' for shit's sake
Matthew Bailey
Why
Caleb Moore
>short hair means tranny sjw
Have sex
Jose Brown
That's part of the lesbian starter package. All you'd need is a tacked on relationship with someone she barely had contact with.
Jayden Phillips
Short hair is best. So yes.
Aiden Morales
Short haired woman even the hot ones are either femists or feminista dykes
Levi Howard
Not like it'd be the first time
Bentley Miller
Holy shit dude go outside once in a while
Caleb Price
They will never know
Juan Evans
no
Sebastian Murphy
wouldint it be funny if halfway though slaughtering the native wildlife in the jungles of Tallon IV, samus walks up to one ancient tree, unseals her varia suit's groin plating, grunting gently and letting out a long feminine piss before resealing her suit and continuing her mission
Nolan Carter
I preordered, if they pull an sjw, i will go in a drawer
Luis Smith
>lesbian sjw gender-fluid samus
Try tomboy
And everyone know tomboys are best girls and 0% gay
Adrian Phillips
Hopefully it will look better
I dunno, long hair is consistent with her
Aiden Howard
>tomboy samus
I could not contain myself anymore.
Nicholas Fisher
No... It has to grow back in time for Super after all. Maybe for Metroid 5, it would make more sense after the events of Fusion.
Mason Smith
>looks likes she accidentally filled the legs of her suit with shit
Why do people keep using this image.
Joseph Turner
Samus IS a lesbian though.
Austin Collins
To many daddy complex to be a lesbian though.
Adrian Butler
Charles Gonzalez
Christian Foster
See you guys in 3 days.
Brandon Peterson
You fucking wish
get this orange bimbo out of here and let a REAL Samus get the job done
Aiden Rivera
They're mind broken, bro. They see SJW shit everywhere.
Blake Gonzalez
tfw one of your cousins has short hair she doesnt pull it off in the slightest. Neither does her mom. I think her mom forces her to keep it short.
Jordan Walker
What an absolute retard
Wyatt Adams
sauce
Xavier Hughes
>her
Luis Sanchez
all you need is ONE click
Tyler Morales
How short we talking here?
Jackson Wood
fug
is there any cure for such diseases?
Coffee laces with Phazon?
Luke Taylor
Its hard to describe, but just thinking about it makes me wretch a bit. If it helps, take OPs pic and remove everything from the top of the forehead down. Would look kind of like that. Doesnt help that her family is full on "praise jesus" Its hard to talk to them because no idea what will send them into a tizzy and condemning me to hell or something. Poor girl is much more expressive in texts then actually talking to her in person
Aiden Allen
I talking from personal experience
Brandon Robinson
Females should never cut their hair.
William Morris
Shut up one-eyed bitch.
Camden Cook
>t. Orange Bimbo
If he was a bad Bounty Hunter, he wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with ya, now would I?
Julian Diaz
remember the samus’ true love is the angry marine that everyone knows.
Christian Harris
Says the dude who gets HEAVY triggered because the Galactic Federation is the galaxy’s best organization.
Matthew Mitchell
>t. Galaxy's biggest bootlicker
At least I got a good radioactive waifu, a baby metroid and some rando kid keeping me company. Can you say the same?
Levi Campbell
You posted the wrong picture you bumbling faggot.
Remind them with the real shit.
Evan Foster
>angry marine
Literally a zoomer meme
Gabriel Stewart
Might as well join you on your vacation bro
Aaron Cooper
Nope, Master Chief, he fits more with Dark Samus, Samus would turn him down.
Jace Sanders
You mean an old /tg/ meme.
Newfag
Adrian Allen
>Implying Dark Samus would take anyone other than Sylux
Away with your shit taste, Doomer
Grayson Bell
Blushing short haired Samus? Didn't know I needed this.
Nathaniel Jenkins
hot
Evan Fisher
I like Samus' short hair but it's her expression that makes it cute! Flustered Samus is CUTE! That's her face when I get done teasing her about her smelly feets and armpits!
Jacob Butler
you know what the fuck you meant when you said that you flaming faggot. dont move the goalpost
Samuel Nelson
I'm not even the Nigger posting that doomer-tier shit, I'm just correcting you on the fact that angry marine is a zoomer meme.
Now get your panties unwisted from that knot of yours and play some Metroid or Hollow Knigjt, you melting megafaggot
Ryan Cooper
But I'm not a Doom fan.
Jaxon Flores
Why the fuck does she look like a constipated autist?
Daniel Cook
Away with your shit taste, Samus
William Butler
>i love when my wife is embarrassed like that!
Just another generic weeb trope for people with autism
Chase Hughes
based, fuck Dykemus
Hudson James
Don't bother telling me about something completely unrelated to doom when i was clearly talking about when people meme that doomguy is always angry you semen gargling cock docking troglodyte.
Matthew Nelson
Play Video-Games
David Hall
it don't matter, she looks good with any haircut
Grayson Allen
Because doomguy is always angry you mentally deficient shit-smeared chink.
Are you that fucking retarded to think that he's not pissed after some literal who killed his favorite pet rabbit? Are you that much of a cuck to let some demon brain fuck your rabbit to death?
Jesus Christ the absolute state of (You)
Ryan Moore
Robert Williams
Bayonetta.
Nathaniel Wood
Yes
Also have chunks of skin from her thighs removed and formed into a makeshift penis
Alexander Foster
Helmeted Samus lewds need to be more of a thing
Mason Morris
>Because doomguy is always angry
No he isn't you walking bio-hazard of STDs that's some bullshit head cannon by retards that only played brutal doom and think "xd rip n tear always angry" He never came across as angry in any material he was featured in.
>b-but rip and tear was in da cumic and he wuz angry n it 2 >:(
and he was never an angry space chimp he was a snarky jokster. Go play in traffic blindfolded while your dad finger bangs your asshole
John Howard
When was the last time you thought about something other than trannies?
Austin Rogers
gamergate
Connor Nguyen
The ironic thing is if one had legitimately been thinking about trannies nonstop for five straight years they would've killed themselves by now
Luke Baker
No, ponytail is perfect
Kayden Rivera
>angry marine
>doom guy
nigga are you trying to prove you're an unadulterated retard?
Sebastian Wilson
Buzz cut Samus would flood the entire Earth with my semen. There would be no survivors.
Nathaniel Scott
Doom guy is a chill dude when demon's aren't around. Also, he has zero interest in sex, completely asexual. You'd have to rape him to have sex with him.
Kevin Perry
I'm a huge homogay but I'd fuck any of her suits in a heartbeat. Except PED.
Connor Jenkins
>asexual
literally a meme
Brayden Diaz
Words can't explain how badly I wish that were my life.
Luis Thompson
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Ayden Smith
I just came back from Yea Forums and this post reminded me how retarded Yea Forums is.
Home, I guess.
Jackson Walker
Even the Lightsuit?
Isaac Phillips
No
Levi Morales
welcome back to this shithole.
Just remember, you're here forever.
Juan Miller
I wish she looked like that
Luke Roberts
ESPECIALLY the Light Suit. Imagine rubbing your dick on those warm sleek metallic thighs.
Jeremiah Morgan
>sneaky Sylux
based, but also bluepilled because he isn't trying to kill her
Zachary Gonzalez
I hope they change his armor for Prime 4. Give it more than 2 colors. I see what they were going for, but with it's too dichromatic, so the result is that the whole thing kinda looks like one big mess.It sorely needs one more color to break up the colors.