28 days to E3, folks. What are you looking foward to?
28 days to E3, folks. What are you looking foward to?
sony's show :^) ps4 hoyp!
Devil May Cry 5
VtMB2
>What are you looking foward to?
Squilliam Collage
Comfytheatre streams
E3 Comfy threads
Wait, is it time already?
Didn't E3 2018 just ended?
>may 9
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>What are you looking foward to?
More Caramel autism.
>told myself i will finally get a job after E3 2018 ends
>still no job
>will possibly be kicked out before E3 2019 begins
>DMCV
>big boy gets in Smash
on the contrary this E3 I want it to be absolutely terrible. I want everything to fall flat on its ass and give me a good laugh. I don't care anymore, nothing will impress me so go and disappoint me harder than I'm expecting
>told myself I would get a gf by christmas
Nothing. E3 has been shit for about 8 years now.
It hurts nothing will ever beat 2010.
>E3
>looking froward to things
You morons do this every single goddamn year, when the fuck will you fucking learn
Ill be most looking forward to not watching it
>last year got to watch E3 at work
>started nursing school (no homo) after summer
>failed out by 0.3%
>now i wont be busy this summer with school because i have to wait a year before readmission
Respawn's Titanfall announcement
>Mods are lurking here
the return of mega milk
I really hope they announce a big update for Pokémon GO and revitalize the playerbase to 2016 levels. I mean, just imagine reliving this: youtu.be
PR guy for one of the vidya companies going to E3 this year. We're getting ready as we speak for what is to come this next month. Also, we're getting a trailer for our newest title ready, which will likely cause a mix of excitement and endless laughing at here when it shows up. And yes, said company has a couple PR guys (which might as well be called shills because of course) along-side me who are getting ready to get the word out about the game around the 1st of the month.
All you need to know about the game coming up, is that it's a series that Yea Forums often loves to mock more than most others, but the dev team is hoping this time to finally show something to break this at last.
Welp, E3 is comin' in 28 days.
"What's that?"
It's a big ol' convention, where they show new vidya games.
"Ya think any of 'em are gonna be any good?"
Nope.
I always wonder are you alright if I dont see your posts every day
>What are you looking forward to?
The shitposting.
>Tfw no job
hope zey buy ze dip
Next gen xbox.
>searches for a job
>you need 6 months of experience to apply
>search: Entry Level job
>2-3 years of experience required
I'm hoping whatever Nintendo Direct that comes out around E3 has some Animal Crossing information. I just need something to play that's relaxing.
>using the incomplete one
mega.nz
Here, have the uncut version.
If you’ve got a car, you need to look for a job. I work at a car wash for god sakes.
yeah you can keep using this excuse as long as you like, or you could get off your fat fucking ass and try
nothing, my hopes and dreams have been constantly and reapeatedly crushed since the start of this console generation.
>direct is almost entirely animal crossing like last year's being almost entirely smash
how would you feel user
Yeah I know mom, i'm still searching for a job.
Now that Sony abandoned e3, who will replace them in the drinking game run by Comfy Theater? Perhaps bethesda? Seeing themselves try to swim after 76 will be glorious
Imagine being this desperate for a chore simulator in the year of our lord MMXIX
based
Games with these chars.
>Banjo-Kazooie
>Doom Slayer
>Ryu Hayabusa
>Artorias the Abysswalker
get your rosterfaggotry out of this thread
nice way to derail a thread asshole
>muh i'm so ronery
I'm looking forward to laughing at corporate stooges trying to play the "how do you do fellow gamers" card.
It's the only entertaining part of e3 nowadays.
MW4
Just Smash DLC. Nintendo refuses to make what I actually want, so I'm keeping my hopes grounded.
Absolutely Based and Positively Redpilled
It'd feel pretty good, desu.
more movies and downgrades yay
kino
im looking forward to the comfy streams with frens to get shitfaced
It won't happen. Unlike Smash, Animal Crossing is not high energy or interesting to watch regardless of whether you like the series or not. And Smash getting 20 minutes was an anomaly anyways considering Mario Odyssey was the focus of E3 2017 and only got a 2 minute trailer.
If Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles’ release date is not revealed I’ll likely neck myself.
Dragons Dogma 2
New Xcom TFtD
I mostly come for the cringe, I am dissapointed that they are getting more and more compitent and avoiding situations where things can fuck up though.
Also what happened to that game where the character is on a boat and they are a black furry, whats with all these games that get announced and then vanish. Where is WiLD too, the game with the giant snake tits, Deep Down was never formally cancelled either and people seem to have forgotten about it, its on hiatus but what is with all these games going to show and then getting cancelled or dissapearing. Basically, if its at E3, is a new ip, and isnt a AAA title or sequel it isnt coming out at this point.
Peggle 2 desu
It's going to the worst e3 ever
no nintendo or sony, only ms
who cares, so little will be shown
Is this good?
Faster
That remind me, what happened to that thing that square announced last E3? It didn't show any characters or things like that, just some background/lore on what the world was.
New Animal Crossing
>applied for a factory job
>hired two days later
Im ready
MOOOOOT
who?
Mic just said on the state of play stream that he has cooked up a 1hr45min Sony conference of his own that he will show.
Relax Niggerfaggot.
Both are good
that's a cute and funny report
who dat
You sound like a female
ANIMAL CROSSING
looking forward to
>the Yea Forums squilliam faint 2019 comp
>Ubis presentation in the chance that Rayman shows up
>shantae 5 trailer or something
>That Carmine
Halo Infinite
Bloodlines 2
Cyberpunk 2077
Outer Worlds
Pokemon
Halo MCC news
Ace Combat DLC maybe
Xbox Two shitstorm
The hype is real this year.
>Halo Infinite
>Outer Worlds
>Halo MCC news
Nice
>Xbox Two shitstorm
What?
Christ is it summer already?
Anythint Monolith Soft related. Also whatever Smash character will be announced.
depends on whether it looks really good or if it's just a new leaf port with some new gimmick.
bump
>Mr Boomer I told user the same thing you told me can I get a job now?
>No
Based cuck
I....honestly don't know, user. Maybe a FROM game if it's not Souls shit, but this is the first E3 I haven't been going "DMC5 WHEN?!" for, so I don't feel anything.
The next Xbox is rumored to be announced this year, and this will bring its own brand of hype and shitflinging depending on what they do with it.
Also forgot to mention:
>Valve's unannounced vr game,
E3 is conveniently located between when Index preorders started and its launch date.
HALF-LIFE 3
Just like every year...
New XBOX should be interesting but they just bought those new studios so not really expecting many games yet. I guess a lot of third parties will be on the Microsoft stage since without Sony they will be the biggest E3 presence.
Nintendo should be good, though we already know what to expect
Based halflifeposter
At this point, what even happens when Gabe counts to 3? How bad does the internet explode?
If the rumors are true that the next Half-Life wont be the third continuation but a prequel, Gabe will officially have started counting backwards.
Give drinking game square replacement suggestions.
This is for Microsoft's show.
>Started going to college and got a job after last E3
>At the time of E3 I had been Neet for like 4 years
If a useless piece of shit can do it so can you.
Watching it with my new BF
Right now I'll take Half-Life anything ffs. Been blue ballin us for years.
>counting backwards to avoid having HL3
I'm excited for Xbox just because they get it right with the third parties some times. I have a feeling Nintendo is going to be a shit show with games we already know about, garbage, and then a disappointing reveal. I'm not ready for another direct that shatters the board for months.
you really don't though for most places. Just apply anyway a lot of times they don't care that much
Nigger you gay
>A new one was made and no one was there to request him
That kinda fucking sucks
Devolver conference.
Yea :3
>tfw just got laid off
dumbass
>tf2 car
>mr satan
>wario moon
Its perfect
>no louie in the ss dolphin 2
>Comfytheatre streams
Soon my brother
who here made their squilliams in advance?
cringe compilations and nintendo titty waifu
>Report Card fag threads
>Squilliam faint gif collab
>Squilliam space gif collab
I'm ready. E3 is always my favorite time of year to spend with you faggots
Anyway, I got a near finalized report card template that I've made for right here. Whenever Devolver finalizes their date I'll post the finished version + an album of templates with different colored backgrounds
Is it okay for me to commission art for the Squilliam collage? Or would that be in bad taste?
Don't do that, user. Squilliams need to be handmade.
Or you could ask a drawfag to do it if you can't draw for shit. Just don't pay for a fucking Squilliam.
One thing, that's all I'm asking. Come on Miyamoto.
I guess it would be nice to see news about Silksong too but that's not really mandatory
I just want a new punch-out game...
and maybe, a metal gear 1 and 2 remake
I just want the next animal crossing to look like this.
>Comfytheatre streams
>E3 Comfy threads
Mostly these. Even if E3 is fucking miserable the streams are nice
>implying newfags have a single ounce of creativity in their body to participate in a new squilliam collage
>implying comfy threads won't be ruined by smashfags and twitter screenshop niggers (and falseflagging retards)
You have high hopes, user. High hopes.
>not caring about ubisoft
the only reason i ever watch their presentation is hoping that Rayman shows up
>28 days
the fuck? This might be the first one I'll be skipping for 12 years
>had 3 year employment gap
>got basic retail job
just shake their hand user
That was made by a rouge user my friend.
Yes it has more but still.
Fuck, only 28 days?
I remember when we used to post these like 4 months before E3.
E3 is dead.
My first reaction was "where's Sony"?
Gone. Now that they have their rip off Nintendo Direct they think they're too good for E3
I want to see the reaction of Todd Howard coming on stage.
Most likely he's gonna send Pete to get tomatos thrown at him.
Microsoft's conference is probably the most excited I've ever been for E3 in a while. Xbox has come a long way since the Kinect dark ages. If the Nextbox has KI2 and backwards compatibility for Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2 at launch I'm buying day 1.
So is nintendo actually going to make a press conference like everyone else does or will they just stream a pre-recorded video?
i want Gabe to come on stage, do something stupid, and get shot in the fucking face
...
they'll do the same thing they always do, Reggie will co- oh wait. fuck.
>tfw Square Enix E3
I will become as Gods in a month's time
Everyone else may as well not show up
I found that you may as well still apply because these employers try and oversell the qualifications for a job for absolutely no reason, which alienate their potential hires and leave people to not even apply or go for an interview with them. If that happens they might just go for you even without the experience
...
I'm honestly not really that excited for E3 this year
>confirmed no TESVI or Starfield
>Nintendo only has Smash and AC to show off this year, and I'm not really into AC and I'm tired of Smash
they're streaming a direct the same way they've done since 2014.
Remove the '4k' one
I drank half a bottle of vodka and puked all over my bed thanks to that one.
fucking lame
Might make one, Unsure how the design of it will be.
I'd jokingly suggest forming them into a cross or the monolith from 2001.
OBSESSED
Damn, are you me?
Guess how I can tell your age.
>Nintendo only has Smash and AC
Astral Chain, Luigi's Mansion 3, Retro's next game which was hinted at recently, Fire Emblem Three Houses, Super Mario Maker 2. Also, Shin Megami Tensei V is a maybe.
Why do people give a shit about E3 still? Nothing really happens, real games are shown during Tokyo Game Show.
more details about Babylon's Fall.
My first Squilliam. Any tips or recommendations? I am a poorfag with no artistic abilities, but I know my way around photoshop.
Is it really only six shows this year?
You need to change 9PM to 9AM.
Death Stranding gameplay (not just fucking walking and toenails) and, ideally, Sekiro DLC teaser are the only two reasons I have to watch.
>was in my first year at a new school last E3
>dropped out again a few months ago
Maybe one day I will finish high school
I'm 20 and my country doesn't have a GED system
>Astral Chain
oh great, another curazy platinum game, wooo
>Retro's next game which was hinted at recently
Thw only games I've enjoyed from them are the Metroid games but they aren't even working on the next one
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
looks like shit
>Super Mario Maker 2
what could they possibly add besides the slopes?
>Shin Megami Tensei V is a maybe
definitely not, E3 is geared towards Americans
Although I might be interested in Luigi's mansion
i just want jewgle to talk about stadia and how "streaming is the future" bullshit
The stuff on my bingo card
Ori 2
I'm too lazy to fill out a picture so I'll write it out
Microsoft
>Realistically, Cyberpunk 2077
>Pipe dream hope, Fable 4
Bethesda
>Doom Eternal
>Nothing else given Starfield and ES6 have been confirmed no show
PC Gaming Show
>all the PC games I want wouldn't show up here
>Would be funny as hell if some studio like Compile Heart showed up here though.
Ubishit
>Care only enough to voice my lack of desire for their games
Square Enix
>FF7R
Devolver Digital
>Nothing specific, just have fun
Nintendo
>Animal Crossing
>Tell Atlas to hurry up and give us some news on SMT5.
For Todd to tell me sweet little lies.
>KI2
I hope it's officially "KI4" because no one wants to pronounce KI22019.
It has to be in the pose where his arm is reaching out, and it has to be a drawing, not just an edited pic of squilliam.
post vidya music you'll be listening to for e3
youtube.com
>Death Stranding gameplay
user... Sony isn't attending E3 this year. where would e3 have death stranding?
Animal Crossing really does HAVE to be a free space. Right?
Looking forward to a PS Vita game to be released. Bought mine yesterday
looking forward to Charls Carroll's Pure hell on earth coverage. He's streaming direct from the floor iirc
>next Xbox is just called Xbox
fuck off Bethesda shillfag
based and Toddpilled
My only fear is that i might have made mine too big but i guess who ever makes the collage would just resize it
Dying Light 2
Cyberpunk 2077
I'd believe it.
Well, damn. I'll try my best, but don't expect any masterpieces.
>factory job
1940s time traveler?
>master's degree
>at least 5 years work experience needed
fuck
Factories still have a human workforce?
It’ll probably be serviceable. Nothing too special
>Apply to job
>They replay asking if I just forgot to mention experience
>No reply to my reply saying no.
Now what boomer?
newfag here and i have one question: when will the squilliam collage begin?
>Persona 5 port
Please just let it go.
Mainly looking forward to shit going wrong but also Pokemon.
Living in Japan is suffering
of course, why wouldn't they?
it's kinda easy to figure out
who's arranging the squilliam collage this year
Sorry, I'm from 20 years in the future. I forgot this time period hadn't fully replaced the human workforce in factories with AI yet.
>Why do people give a shit about E3 still? Nothing really happens,
Because its like a big giant slumber party where we get to be excited about video games together and simulate memories of that same joy with old friends as a kid
>28 days to E3
>28 days
My perception of time between each E3 is becoming increasingly narrowed and I'm scared.
I actually don’t really like Persona that much. I just kinda expect it. It’s funny cause I knew someone was gonna say something about that
There are a lot of things you can't replace with AI, not even in 20 years
meant for
Closer to E3.
>have 3 years experience
>still don't get hired
Fuck normies, robots need jobs too.
You only say that because you can't fathom what the future holds.
usually they start around late may (28th-31st) or early june. the threads also usually last a few days so you probably won't miss it.
>Christmas
I told myself that after mid highschool.
I am now almost 30.
Post them, retards
it's always a different user. last year's was the same guy who did this collage. maybe the dude who did will come back and do it?
glad to hear that
i might even make more squilliams than the peppino one
meant for
there will be no metroid prime 4 at e3. did you not hear the news?
I guess it's all in Bethesda's hands.
>this entire thread
pathetic.
Bethesda..? They already confirmed there's no Starfield or ES6.
>Metroid Prime 4
>TES 6
Somebody didn't do their homework
mario maker 2
halo infinite
>Someone wasted time tracing this
Pathetic.
>Unironically hoping for a Smash themed E3 Direct two years in a row
Their rip off direct was so bad it literally made the Nindies direct trending again
I'm not hoping for it to be the focus. I'm just fairly confident there's gonna be a DLC character announced at some point.
It’s good
Honestly any effort is appreciated
>people are hoping for Steve now
The absolute state of Smashfags
Only thing worse than hype threads for trailers for shit games are hype threads hyping up those hype threads which are a month away
>Got a job right before E3 2017, had to miss it because I didn't want to ask for off so soon after I got the job
>Got off for 2018
>Had a mental breakdown on the job in late February so I quit and have just been relaxing since
I've been applying for jobs but nothing much yet, I'm sort-of hoping I don't get anything until after this year's E3
I can only hope there are good video games.
Honestly, would rather see Steve than Reddit-Luigi.
They say you're here forever, but it's pretty clear that it's finally your time to leave. Go on, user. You're finally free from this hell. Enjoy life.
this is my first one
>graduated last December
>constantly hear about how people I know are struggling to find a job
>still don't have one
>never tried
>have to start soon
>but know I won't find one because zero work experience
>or self confidence
Do internships while in school kiddies
>28 days to E3, folks. What are you looking foward to?
Cyberpunk 2077 and VTMB 2.
>on vacation during all of e3
>miss the only time of the year Yea Forums is tolerable anymore
GF's are fucking over-rated anyway.
Sex is meh
>Do internships while in school kiddies
I did but it was one I can't reference, it was the kind of place where the oldest employee had only been there six weeks and the manager felt the need to scream at me about how much they hate me on the last day.
Who's Reddit-Luigi?
Mr. L? That's the only thing I can vaguely think of
NO MORE HEROES 3 BABY
Don’t care virgin
True story about ubisoft's conference last year by the way. Fucking shit drags on and on.
It''s alright, buddy. This E3 isn't gonna be a huge deal. Next year's E3, on the other hand..
>Hope: Rayman
>Expect: No Rayman
It's been so many years. Surely they'll finally deliver.
You’ll make it
I don’t even care about persona but Sega doesn’t ignore hardcore money.
Hell Cuphead basically came out of nowhere and topped the charts without even being out yet
>Missing a grade box for Xbox
>9PM
>Lacking Devolver Digital
Can you report card faggots please get your shit together.
>What are you looking foward to?
videogames
Gimme a clean template
It's really easy to make one in paint, there's not even any fancy graphics on it
GUYS WHAT IF WE MAKE THE ENTIRE SWEET VICTORY SEQUENCE AS A COLLAGE IN THE DAYS LEADING UP TO E3
seeorBoth of them need fixes
Does anyone have the transparent version of Tom Nook staring at his computer screen? I could swear that's a thing that was made but I might just be expressing something I wish existed as well.
I miss flute man
We should have Yea Forums sing Sweet Victory
What could possibly be wrong with living in Japan you lucky bastard. Every day I crave famichiki and yet you could go and get some at any hour of day or night.
Then I have no idea what I want for E3.
this
I'm gonna be showing my game at e3, will any anons come by to say hi?
>Days of Play event in June
So are we counting this at being at E3? Its no coincidence they are doing a multi-day event in June.
>Pro Skater, but with a cat in a boat and shooting shit
Looks good to me. Xbox showcase? Or PC?
I'm really hoping to be surprised, but I'm not holding my breath. If Sony was still on here I'd be rating them a 3 as well because I don't expect them to have anything to wow anyone with aside from the same shit they've been showing for the last 3 E3s.
It will be in the indiecade booth, using a PC to show it. Will hopefully come to consoles in the future
>Still no DMC6 announcement.
THE DREAM
Report cards are cringe.
As for the Devolver show I hope they'll do something unfunny and funny and HLM 3
>still no good E3 report card template
You're all a bunch of faggots.
t.snoyboi
Any more questions?
I'm looking forward to playing your game, user.
>all these Ubisoft press conference cards hoping for Rayman
You aight, Yea Forums.
Wish Rayman Legends didn't require Uplay on PC, otherwise I'd buy it again.
I'm excited for Mircosoft my bros. Blowing it out of the park this year and we are going to be able to dab on sonynerds once again.
>aniki
I miss him bros...
HEY MICNAX.
If you're reading this, and you're doing the E3 Stream this year, please replace the ending of band geeks with the Superbowl Big Boi show to relive the disappointment, as preparation for equal disappointment.
CANTHA EXPANSION WHEN?
>living story 4 season finale drops next week
>several weeks from there until E3
>Prime time to get hype for final Expansion
>Or new game, because its been almost 7 fucking years
>Bayonetta 3
>Square Enix
I think you meant babylons fall
>Smash bros character(s)
>Astral Chain
>Fire Emblem
>Pikmin 4 (0% chance)
>Bayonetta 3
>SMT 5
>Maybe KH3 dlc release date? idk if squeenix will be there this time.
>Gamecube ports or HD versions.
All I want is a new Pokémon mystery dungeon game.
That’s all I fucking want man...
>come to post my image
>Duplicate file exists
what the fuck is days of play
Isn't days of play just the sales they do on games and consoles every year before E3? That being said I can see them doing a state of play around that time anyway.
more like days of gay
>E3
who fucking cares?
it has been shit like 4 years in a row, the only good show is nintendo, and the games it presents end not being as good as the presentation make them look.
Last year was pretty good though
>and the games it presents end not being as good as the presentation make them look
Bethesda does this too
I'm hoping for information on Creative Assemblies new stuff. They've got Total War: Warhammer III in development. They've got another Total War Saga in development (hopefully post-fall of HRE City States, Pike and Shot or perhaps South Asia/South American/Native American etc) and they also apparently have an FPS in development. I'd like to see more of Cyberpunk 2077. I hope for Monster Rancher announcement, on PC, using MP3's instead of Discs.
Apart from that, I dunno what else there is. Still nothing I really want on any consoles either.