Inventory

>Marry-O
>Marr Ee Oh
>not "Madio."

It’s pronounced gif

Update never ever

This. Every other answer is incorrect.

>it's pronounced "sword"

Neither
It’s IN-ven-tory

This

Fuck I've been pronouncing it as "sword"

yes

This is the correct way to say it, just like it's spelled, OP is a FAGGOT.

In-VENTRY

in-ven-try

Based amd redpilled

in-ven-tree

Daily reminder that people in the United States unironically pronounce roof as "ruff" and garage as "gahridge"

based

I haven't heard anyone say the top except for retards.

Bag

How do you pronounce "k"?

floridian here, I’ve never once heard either of these pronunciations

fpbp

We don't like those people either, you know.
At least they're not as bad as the ones who pronounce jaguar as "jagwire"

This one right here

kay

k, but k is also correct

They also pronounce herb as "erb".

in-ven-TURRENT

neither

in-VEN-tory

In-van-tory

This

kuh

Where? I've never heard that in my life.

this is the dumbest thread i've ever seen

Ked

enjoying your first day?

based and kuhpilled

are you an I-dee-utt or an Id-jutt?

2006 nigga. I exaggerated, but it doesn't mean it isn't a stupid, worthless thread. Then again I guess that's Yea Forums in a nutshell.

this

Anything other than in-vin-tor-ee is wrong, especially British pronunciation.

Invintry!
Hrbrhbhrbhrph.

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In-fin-tory

IN-VEN-TORY.
FUCK YOU

Yep, that.

Paperdoll.

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OP confirmed retarded

fpbp

"My shit."

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FPBP

New England.

based

This, you fucking ape

IN-ven-tory

New Englanders are retarded. No surprise there.

>TURRENT
Delete this post and then yourself please

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Reminder that it's also pronounced fagg-OT not fagg-IT.

The only right answer

While new englanders are retarded;
We deffinantely do not use those pronounciations. At least, i've never heard them before.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inn
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venn_diagram
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torii

inventry, as in infantry

In-ven-tory-y?

INvun-tree

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>gahridge
I don't think so

Stupid thread, it's neither.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa

Rural people in the north, I've heard some people in Western NY who talk like that.

Correct answer.

EN-VOIENT-AEIOURY
ON-VIOLENT-ARTERY
IN-VENNIE

Yep. No one will say anything about it, either.

>garage as "gahridge"
I just call it a car hole

Yeah we need to save space for all the waifu faggin, idiot console wars shit, "for me it's blank" garbage and epic store bugmen shilling. This is at least reasonably entertaining you absolute mongoloid.

this

based

Based
All other answers are WRONG

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That's nothing compared to some of the shit I've heard bongs or maritime Canadians fucking pronounce.

I've always said it as in-ven-tree
is that bad?

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Инвeнтapь.

>tfw spanish don't have this shitty pronounciation problems
Inventorio, perras.

Don't forget the e-celeb gossip spam

based muslim

in-vin-tory
t. kiwi

I hate Americans.

vee slash vee

Must suck to be so painfully insignificant.

Rarely

We know Ackmed, we hate you too.

Only correct way to say it.

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America Herb is "erb" and Hello is "hello"
Brittain Herb is "herb" and Hello is "ello"
language is weird like that.

American here, bullshit I've only ever heard Bongistani pronounce them that way.

>Inventorio
se escribe inventorío, inútil.

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hey britbongs, why do you guys hate the letter R so much? I've noticed a lot of you avoid pronouncing it half the time, especially in words like Hard.

Americans are the ones who don't pronounce the letter R correctly. Just listen to yourself saying "squirrel".

yeah

>The historical English /r/ sound is preserved in all pronunciation contexts in the "rhotic varieties" of English,[a] which primarily include the English dialects of Scotland, Ireland, and most of the United States and Canada. However, the historical /r/ is not pronounced except before vowels in "non-rhotic varieties",[b] which include most of the dialects of modern England, Wales, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and some parts of the southern and eastern—particularly coastal northeastern[4]—United States.

Unfuck yourself bongs.

what's wrong with how we say squirrel?

Unbelievably based

Let's get those upvotes back to facebook, alright, champ? You're smelling up the place.

>mfw Americans pronounce "clique" as "click"
>mfw Americans pronounce "herb" as "erb"
>mfw Americans pronounce "buoy" as "boo-ee"
>mfw Americans pronounce "mirror" as "meer"
>mfw Americans pronounce "squirrel" as "skwerl"
>mfw Americans pronounce "basil" as "baysil"
>mfw Americans pronounce "notre dame" as "no-der daym"

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Es inventario, menso.

Unbelievably cringe

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It's pronounced "IN-ven-tree", I have no idea what you people are doing

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you forgot the hoonday line

Why can't we just agree we all speak like retards in our own ways
Does tribalism really feel that good? We did literally nothing to be born in the countries we were raised in

Time to go back, sport.

bitch the Brit in our office says "aluemenium" and "ur-eye-nal"

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>stress on two syllables
what did he mean by this?

>Does tribalism really feel that good?
Feels amazing, bro. Gamers rise up.

>aerospace
>aeronautics
>aerodynamics
>airplane
Why?

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Inventaire

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This.Is the OP retarded?

Same here.

sounds like you need to run a train thru her

‘nvintrey is about the worst way you could say it though

Mirror and squirrel are said with two syllables

Pronunciation dictionary says first one

As a general rule, Americans do pronounce stuff wrong. But for words like "inventory" and "Worschestershire" it at least makes sense because those words do have the extra syllabal. Stuff like 'erb and "could care less" is just American stupidity.

>literally pronounce "hard" as "had"
>doesn't realize that literally 75% of English first language people live in the states
>also doesn't realize that English doesn't have a single universal dialect or dictionary so neither is right or wrong.
Considering the way most Americans speak is more historical, and there's far more of them, I don't know by what metric you're judging anyone on pronounciation.

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Daily reminder that many different regions in the United States have different accents. You visited one specific region and thought you saw the whole country. What a retard. Even my tiny state of New Jersey has different regional accents within it; people in surrounding states can't even make fun of us correctly. They either think everyone in New Jersey sounds like they're from New York City, or they think everyone in New Jersey sounds like they're from Philadelphia, or they've never been to New Jersey so they think we sound southern.

I agree but considering that the shit flinging over accents was started by non Americans I say fuck em.

Can we all at least agree that Northern English accents are shit, Boston accents are vile, American South accents are embarrassing, and Nu Yohka accents are hilarious?

WOT TH' FUK IS THIS CUNT SAYIN

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People who hear that I'm from New Jersey immediately assume that I'll pronounce water as wooder. I don't. None of my friends do. The only people I've known to do this were from the southern part of the state, and I don't even know if they lived there originally.

Exactly like that. IN. VEN. tory. Stress, stress, mumble.

in-vin-TORY

based

I'm from a big city in Texas, everyone spoke in what seemed pretty normal to me. I move to small town in Texas. HICK CITY. Full-blown southern accents. "Wayl" is well, and every sentence begins in that.