Nööt

the dragon is pretty cool looking and it scares off Pester, that's really good if a rhino doesn't fit your garden's theme

>tfw the sole reason why u want Rare Replay on Switch is for Viva Pinata alone.

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are you aware of the fence exploit that you can use to block off pester once you have a max size garden? it's a pretty economical way of keeping the guy out forever without needing a dragonache.

yeah but why would I do the cheap-looking exploit when I could just have a big ass dragon instead
Usually I do the fence trick until I get a rhino, then rhino until I can get a dragon.

These Viva Pinata threads give me life.
Post yfw the first time you birthed a Pigxie.

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We really need a VP3 with crossplay and bigger farms for your piñatas.

>two ruffians start causing trouble
>have to chase them out and get rid of sour candy they drop
>meanwhile Professor Pester is prepped to fuck my best pinata
I really wasn't expecting guerrilla warfare from this game.

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>first thing it does is try to kill its parents for defiling nature by birthing it
it's so fucked

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just bribe them so they leave while only destroying water

>constantly busting your ass to make money so you can pay off the mafia
Remember, 100 coins for the Ruffians, 500 coins for Pester

holy fuck im on time for a viva pinata thread, favourite pinata?

pic related cute borb

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is the game good? i remember wanting to play it badly when i saw it in media markt as a kid but i never had a 360. now that there is a pc port i considered trying it

>not owning an Xbox One

it's very entertaining, I didn't even finish it on 360

this big boy or jameleons

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i love these fuckers i remember making a garden built entirely around cultivating them

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VP3 WHEEEENNN

Name a more annoying villain.

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Best bird, best color variants
Ah shit, you too? I called it Jam Jungle and filled it with as much tall grass, tropical plants, and Flutterscotch as I could. It was beautiful.

I only played the original VP, how does Trouble in Paradise compare? Is it better?

once again the only thing i would want to play is viva pinata

Best pinata, I kept several of those fuckers and their color variants.

Trouble in Paradise is pretty much just viva pinata with more content so its worth it to play if you haven't played the first one too recently

>when you had to hit a piñata to death using a shovel because it was fighting against a better one
good memories

>just bribe them
Ah, Viva Piñata, teaching children how things work in the real world since 2006.

Eh, he was never really that bad, especially with all the other Sours, Ruffians, and Professor "fuck everything you love" Pester running around.
I'd let him smash any Sours that I'd beat down so I wouldn't have to clean up the poisoned candies.

do the fence glitch

Viva Pinata taught me everything I know about love: You complete a bunch of random and expensive tasks, run through a minefield, turn on the radio, and then get pregnant after having sex once.

and then you sell and mass produce those children until you get a special one that you can sell for a weirdly large amount

what is this game about?
saw it in gamepass and i thought it’s some random shitty platformer, but it seems that’s clearly not the case

it's basically a comfy gardening game

>only way to get the special variant of the syrupent is to play god and smash their eggs
>young pinata eating the candy from their recently deceased parents
i try not to think about it too much

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it's like a magic garden simulator + the creature collecting aspect of pokémon

Mmh, Nöötka.

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Viva Pinata is a farming simulator in which you tend to a farm to lure in magical pinatas that you then breed and sacrifice to lure in better magical pinatas, and also the local hooligans want to steal or ruin everyone else's stuff because they're too stupid to run their own farm.
The game is completely 100% aware of how ridiculous it is and revels in getting away with some truly sociopathic ideas because living, breathing pinatas don't count as real animals as far as censorship goes.
10/10, the only farming simulator I've ever enjoyed.

The inbreeding also bothers me a bit. But well, I guess you can't expect much from a video-game.

>The inbreeding also bothers me a bit.
Isn't that how real animals do it?

thanks bros, I’ll definetly check it out as soon as I can

Dude, no. Only a few species can do inbreeding and get away with it.

It's the reason why males are often kicked out of their original groups, elephants, lions, etc. Even bees avoid inbreeding.

V-Viva Pinata?

>Viva on Switch
God I wish

Is this just a common phenomenon? something about those dudes

Just installed and my saves are still intact after 4 years. Fucking love cloud saving.

Let's see if my piñatas are still alive

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chameleons are cool to begin with, but the viva pinata ones are extra funky
fuck bonboons btw

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the limit for your garden is way too fucking small WHY IS IT SO SMALL.
>you can make multiples
I KNOW BUT FUCKING SHIT. IT BOTHERS ME. ALSO WHY IS THERE AN ITEM LIMIT THAT IS ALSO SO LOW YOU CANT EVEN FENCE IN YOUR WHOLE SQUARE FUCK YOU RARE FUCKIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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the Switch couldn't run it probably. the 360 struggled and it was very limited in size and scope.

If you didn't make a lake full of Cocoadiles you don't know SHIT about Viva Pinata.

I think I have a lake with crowlas and cocoadiles.

i hear they're a pain in the ass to care for though

The Switch can run it easily.

Crow is my favorite tamed sour
Shellybean was that sour that would always tame itself behind your back. constantly having to do population control got old fast
I just thought Cluckles was the neatest in TIP

That is completely inaccurate. Pretty much no species gives a shit.

They are. The big issues are that most species need high humidity AND good ventilation, and even if you take really good care of them they live for like 7 years. And that's the males, females are about half that because producing eggs takes so much out of them, and they make them even if they're not fertilized.

That, and Lions also SPECIFICALLY do it, on purpose, and will cull any child that isn't.

what the actual fuck
do other reptiles produce eggs even unfertilized

PC
DOWNLOAD
WHERE
please

Some do. My iguana does, but my bearded dragon just reabsorbs them without laying them.

Have fun, user!

>look away for 2 seconds
>Raisant is picking yet another fight with Bunnycomb/Buzzelgum
>fudgehog somehow poisoned by sour candy for the billionth time
>hear Dastardos in the distance

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How do I hire the diggerlins? Already got the mine

Viva Pinata on the Switch when?

lol, uh huh, you gotta source? Nah, you don't. Switch can barely run it's own games.

Anyone else put professor pester in a wage cage and beat him with a shovel?

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Go to Arfur Stout's Inn from the Village menu and buy their contracts.
Don't forget to have Willy build them a hireling house right next to the mine to increase efficiency.

Dude I owned Xboxes all my life but also have a Switch. Odyssey looks better than VPTiP.

Dark Souls is nearly identical to the one on the Xbox 360 too I think.

I blocked him with the fence technique

That's cool man, but the reality is 360 struggled at the time to run TiP, and it was very limited in scope. The Switch is barely as strong as the 360, with a different architecture. Odyssey and BotW push the console to it's absolute limit.

>200 pinatas in constantly making my animals fuck and then kill each other
This game isn't comfy, this game isn't comfy at all

That's what I mean, and now can never leave. Some when I would get mad about one of my pinatas doing some stupid shit I'd beat him a few times.

Maybe pinatas were designed not to have such problems. Where do pinatas come from anyway? A scientist? A deity? Nature?

Sometimes*
if it wasn't obvious

That's because a single lion stays in the same pride and has many children for as long it can defend the females, but it's not their fucking brother.

The male lions are kicked out of the pride even before they reach maturity, that's one mechanism lions adapted to avoid inbreeding.

You know nothing about nature, retard

What animals would you like in a sequel?
As much as I like the turtle, a terrestrial tortoise would be cool.

More dinosaurs

A human so this game gets messed up beyond reason

Goddamn, why did you say this?
Now I want it too.

Did anyone else want to fuck Miss Petula

giraffe
platypus
kangaroo
praying mantis
toucan
goat

Yeah it's just a game anyway.

Also there are no gender differences either. That's a thing I hope they fix in a future game.

giraffe
orangutang
praying mantis
mutations for raisant and arocknid that turn them into fire ant/army ant and black widow respectively
get the shark in the game, add aquatic animals like dolphins, manta ray, anglerfish, salmon, tuna, etc. the problem here is that if you open the door to fish pinatas there's a shitload of pinatas to add. it might be easier if instead of having each mainstay fish (ala carp, salmon, snapper, ie fish that all generally share a similar body shape and size) as a separate pinata they can all evolve out of some general basic fish. like the flutterscotch.
add seals. seals should've been in TiP in the pinarctic anyway.
the next game can have a focus on climate change and include many endangered species not already featured as its theme if you'd like to shirk all of these suggestions.

You fucking know it, man.

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you wouldn't a cat

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>start game
>have no clue tf am I doing anynore
>
>wack it
>seeds everywhere, I don't know what to do with them
>suddenly red plants everywhere
>my piñatas get sick and die

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What's with all the viva pinata threads lately? Not that I'm complaining.

MS astrosurfing hopefully.

I need my VP3

TiP did have the walrus pinata species.
Would be nice to have other aquatic mammals too though.

Concept art in trouble in paradise showed you could of gotten a Platypus pinata by breeding a Quackberry and a Sweetooth

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PESTER JUST KILLED ME ONE CHIKEN

YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS GAME WAS COMFY AAAAAAAAH!

I GAVE HIM 100 COINS AND HE LAUGHED AT ME

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its beautiful

Was also plans for a Shark pinata as well

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Gosh that's cute

>projectile is a scuba tank
heh

how do I trap this criminal?

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It was originally going to be a sour you had to tame

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Other scrapped things they had was a Kangaroo that never made it in would of been nice to have

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I have no diggerlins yet. Feels bad man

That's incredible. Do you have a link to the rest of the concept art?

Its great cause I realized I could remove the fence and he'd still be stuck.
Makes it so I only gotta worry about corrupt pinatas

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there is a disgusting lack of marsupial pinatas
we need a koala bear too

Damn, I wish this one was in the game

Welcome to viva pinata motherfucker.
It's a survival strategy game.

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You can look at all the art on the wiki thats where i got the photos from
pinataisland.info/viva/List_of_concept_art

Thoughts on the cartoon?

Sloth pinata would be fantastic.

are you me

>What animals would you like in a sequel?

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I don't think these artists knew what children look like

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Better than it had any right to be, but not exactly good.
Like the game itself, the best source of comedy was seeing what crazy shit they could slip past the censors because how the fuck do you rate pinatas? Violence, dismemberment, gore, scat jokes, but it's all A-Okay with the watchdogs because it's all pinatas and candy.
The cartoon was a good intermediary between the Kirby anime from years before and Sonic Boom nearly a decade after when it comes to both shameless self-promotion and taking the piss out of the brand it's promoting.

>it's a feedback loop glitch makes your garden unplayable episode

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>tfw you want metroid on xbox one

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Please

Metroid Prime Trilligy HD on the Xbux and I would cum really hard.

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Bro, I'm level 26 and I don't see diggerlins anywhere. A little help here plz

I honestly forget which I was exposed to first, the cartoon, Party Animals, or just the original Viva Pinata

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Fuck these are top suggestions I didn't even know I wanted until now. A humingbird would also be cool, and maybe a wasp as a sour pinata

I kill frogs for you yknow.

pinataisland.info/viva/Helper#Diggerling
I'm sorry, bro. I don't know what the issue could be.
If you're playing Trouble in Paradise, the Diggerlings won't be available until level 28 instead of 26 like in Classic.

iirc they get along fine with the poison frogs

Yep, and the poison frogs in turn fight with the salamanders.

which was always fine by me since I considered salamangoes a downgrade from newtgats
the latter are just cuter

That's a totally fair opinion but I'm still a little miffed

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Just opened my old game. I have two of these fuckers in my garden :)

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Giraffe
Sloth
Platypus (Quackberry + Sweetooth)
Kangaroo
Goat
Possum
Cockroach
Hamster
Rat
Panda
Wolverine
Wildebeest
Mammoth
Shark
Manta
Piranha
Goldfish
Catfish (Kittyfloss + Goldfish)
Dolphin
Whale
Wasp
Koala
Jackalope (Bunnycomb + Doenut)
Otter
Anteater
Lobster
Liger (Roario+ Tigermisu)

kill them

I'm a simple man

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a lot of the species conflicts piss me off
in TiP you can't keep sea turtles and crabs together even though they're like the only two tropical beach pinatas.

this

Nah they're nice. They shoot fireballs to frogs.

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make them salamangos aka the best pinata

How many scoops?

>singleplayer game no longer playable because lolgfwl

Is there a way to play Viva Piñata legally on 2019?

vp works just fine on pc

Xbox 360, or Rare Replay on XONE

whale is probably not feasible. the game tries generally to match actual animal size and whale would be way too big for the average garden.

I think it only works if you already had a login or some shit. I couldn't play it when I last tried.

Ocean species:
Whale
Dolphin
Multiple fish
Sharks
Octopus
Kraken
Megaladon

More mythological creatures such as:
Chinese Dragon
Phoenix Bird
Thunderbird
Chupacabra

Normal:
Jaguar
Cobra
Cheetah
Coyote

Hummingbird would be great

I always hear people have problems like this, but I only just got the game on pc not even 6 months ago and never had gfwl before that. I didn't even have to jump through hoops to play unlike what I thought I'd have to do from what I read online. All I do is back out when it asks me to log in and it lets me play with my offline account while maintaining saves.

>game is intended for children
>a game where your pinatas can commit massive inbreeding and eat their parents

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Oh ok. I thought my game glitched out

2 levels to go then. What's the best and fastest way to level up?

Cute

I would a cat

I was #1 in the world for the Chocohippo.

Really? What's your gamertag

>breed an eaglair and a roario
>get a gryphon
>breed a gryphon and a pigxie
>get a chimera

There's a google drive link on igg-games

Not to mention you can kill your pets with a shovel and after you destroy them, the sound of children cheering is played.

can you post the leaderboard

Do salamangoes fight with nontoxic frogs?

I don’t believe so

is the PC port any good? like is it playable without any problems

Doesn't this game discourage race mixing with the parents hating their offspring for the flying pig?

Give me a sec

I need to find myself, almost had an overdose just now

yes

I wish you could have sandy beaches, the mud looks so shitty next to sand

Where are the leaderboards? I don't see hem

Player status?

You DID manage to get a famous pinata, right Yea Forums?

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Any of you guys play the DS version? That one was pretty fun.

I remember there being an island decoration that creates a pond for itself to sit in that's lined with your grass or whatever you had there before, then when you sell it the pond remains and the grass stays around the water for some reason

I love axolotls

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*fills your pond*

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fuck you

If you're lucky you can probably play it on PC with a physical copy but I don't know how shit will work now without Windows Live for Games.

I've got a physical copy but I haven't tried installing yet.

And sell the off-spring for gruesome blood sports and get fat stacks of cash.

I wish you could name the ruffians, would always be a treat to see Pablo wonder in and vomit on my pinatas
Maybe you could befriend them through bribery like the sours and they'd help out instead

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I instantly heard the YAAAAAAAAAAY when you said that

Time to reinstall.

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