>talk to a dog in an rpg
>woof!
Talk to a dog in an rpg
Carter Davis
Caleb Edwards
what do you expect my man
Austin Richardson
Shut the fuck up dumb wojack poster. You are barnyard swine
Ethan Walker
>it's a pet cuck thread
Fuck off with your spam. It doesn't belong on here or any board except for you shithole .
Do you spam because it bothers you so much when you realize your worthless dog doesn't care about you and is incapable of feeling complex emotions and is no different than a pet rock?
Is it because you know in the back of your mind how much of a cuck you are feeding this dumb animal everyday getting nothing in return? Literally picking up it's shit?
Both dog owners and cat owners are idiots and are completely cucked by their respective animals. They waste time and money providing for an animal that has basically no benefit personally or on a societal level.
It's even more disgusting when you realize the scale of it in western countries and the US.
Dogs and cats in the vast vast majority of cases (sorry but you're a not a blind farmer), are pure luxuries and not needed. The push by the pet industry and pet evangelists to normalize pet fetishization and seeing the pet as family member is disgusting and needs to be stopped. We have people think of dog as family member and on level of human, why is this okay? It's like normal person version of waifus, except they have even more cognitive dissonance and it has much worse impacts on our lives. Waifus are mostly harmless. Compare to dogs which average has carbon footprint of two SUVs and there are about 80 million dogs in the US alone. Why should accept this? All this waste just so some sad fucks can delude themselves into thinking their brainless pet "loves" them?
How retarded is the idea of no kill shelters? We have an epidemic of stray dogs that are useless and a drain on system at best. So what do pet lovers do? They campaign so that they cannot be killed and instead we have to waste money and time caring for these dogs that do nothing and will simply die eventually. Strays should simply be killed on the spot and it should be legal for any one to kill one. Similar to population control for deer.
Colton Allen
>talk to an user on Yea Forums
>Unintelligible wojak speak
Angel Barnes
pets can get you laid
Colton Russell
this post will get replies because most of Yea Forums browsers are children unable to let shitposts and baits pass
Grayson Sanders
have sex
Michael Walker
>dog talks to you
>dog tells you who to kill
Jacob Rogers
Dilate.
Michael Hill
you probably have real autism
William Sanders
Autism
Luke Robinson
All true, every last word.
Kayden Ortiz
have sex
Jack Gomez
Hold hands
Gavin Hill
>several dogs in a row
>Woof!
>Arf!
>Bark!
>Hello
Ayden Nguyen
DIDNT READ LOL
Thomas Foster
The replies to this pasta are so depressing. You kids these days are creatively bankrupt
Benjamin Davis
all frogposters and wojakposters should be exterminated
(USER WAS A COOL GUY FOR THIS POST)
Parker Evans
I'm legitimately impressed you managed to shit up a thread that was already complete fucking garbage to begin with.
Lucas Harris
Based
Ayden Thompson
Pat a dog
Robert Mitchell
put me in the screencap with ZOOMED TEXT
Lucas Williams
Here you earned this one today.
Noah Anderson
*woof*
Brayden Williams
i didn't read your post but its long and has an incelfrog attached to it and alot of replies and i don't wanna be left out of the epic screencap
Jace Baker
>Talk to dog
>Shh, don't let them know I understand you
>It never gets explained or commented on in the game
HOW MUCH OF THIS WORLD IS A LIE!?!
Easton Foster
woof!
Anthony Hall
>dog is your party member
Lincoln Ortiz
>when you realize your worthless dog doesn't care about you
Literally follows me and me alone around the house because she has separation anxiety.
Logan Perry
I fucking love that... especially when the part where the dog understands you is written in parenthesis
Julian Lewis
Unironically true.
Ian Martin
Why are dog lovers so rabid? Did they get infected with a brain virus from kissing their furfriend? You throw the truth at them and they go mad, frothing and replying with the latest buzzword, in this case "have sex".
Benjamin Reed
HOLY BASED
Eli Gray
OP's post is a genuine thing that actually happens in RPGs, you need to take your medicine and think about your pathetic life.
Owen Ross
It's a worthless, periodic shitpost thread, you fucking wannabe mod cuck. Let us talk about the more interesting topic: the psychological problems of dog lovers.
Hunter Morgan
>talk to shackled nigger in the cotton field
>"ayo where da kfc"
>whip him
Jaxon Lopez
have sex
Cooper Rodriguez
>Talk to a Wojakshitter
>"I'm a cock guzzling faggot!"
Hudson Peterson
Toxoplasmosis
Dominic Lopez
>my ass is still on fire cause the mods wont let me talk about my faggot eceleb shit
Adam Sanchez
>all the seething newfags responding to this bait
based
Robert Rivera
Get laid
Carson Edwards
Name 3 three games.
Jonathan Reed
This, we should kill women too since they’re hardly any different than animals
Nathan Walker
>talk to a dog in an rpg
>"when will the government stop your sinful hand"
Sebastian Baker
>talk to a NPC that is visibly asleep
>Zzzz... [snore]
Xavier Green
tpbp
Brayden Murphy
>r*dditfrog
LOL opinion disregard
Brandon Phillips
>talk to a dog in an rpg
>he punches you
Andrew Campbell
good boy
Colton Johnson
>pretending you’re above it all but still respond to the bait
Lmao kill yourself pathetic cuck
Ethan Thompson
"You're the good boy!"
>perks ears up
"Yes, you are!"
>barks at your excitement
"Such a good boy!"
*gets scratches and cuddles and praise*
>I'm proud that my creature reacts to stimuli
>is proud that it reacted to stimuli
Dogs are fucking stupid and I hope you realise the potato tier nuance I added to my post
Christian Hill
this post got lots of replies, so i'm assuming it's based and redpilled
Christopher Barnes
Says the guy posting Twitterhands.
Benjamin Hernandez
You realize that you are reacting to stimuli right now too?
Noah Morgan
Just like your mom
Elijah Evans
based and redpilled
Caleb Martinez
>Talk to cat in an RPG
>HISS
>Scratch animation that actually dealt 1 damage if you check
Colton King
Either a sociopath or on the spectrum
Jose Green
fucking cats