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What did I do to deserve this?
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honestly a lot of the ordeals are pretty easy once you know the trick.
Lads
I got a button
I'm gonna press it
Please avoid doing shit like
>Lobotomy Corporation Thread
when making a thread
It makes it look like a general and fast forwards threads to /vg/
Also you can see colour of ordeal before it happens dumbass
Such is life in lobotomy
I'm not gonna pick any shit starting with letter O from now on.
>Also you can see colour of ordeal before it happens dumbass
>expecting everyone to know straight away what kind of bullshit is behind every ordeal
Don't worry.
This is just the beginning.
HAH WAW.
Remember, the color of the letters announce the ordeal type, if you see purple noon put every single employee on elevators or hallways.
What do these letters mean anyway?
How come they didn't make any Fairy Tale Alephs?
What was the thought process when they designed Gebura?
that's it. that's fucking it. I don't think I can beat day 49
where's the manager that managed to do it with one dude surviving? how did you fucking do that?
I don't want to restart, but I've been recording for 4 hours now and can't go any further than the second phase really
>Gebura used to be a sweet kid
hod and malcute!
O-Original
F-Fairytale
T-Trauma
D-Donor
The game icon looks like a fucking hentai creampie.
That's your brain you're talking about, slut
so whats 5th 6th and 7th trumpet?
abnormalities escaping the facility?
abnormalities destroying a city?
abonormalities destroying all of humanity?
The last trumpet is basically ending C.
So I should focus on T if I want alephs right?
5th trumpet: Multiple LobCorp branches getting assraped
6th trumpet: A disaster even LobCorp cannot resolve
7th trumpet: We're all fucked
Wish I could find this on significant sale (ie 25%+ ) . This is one of those titles that seems to rarely be carried by other stores, but goes on sale on Steam itself every so often.
Now if they'd only support Linux...
Heavy spoilers ahead: I like how A goes "fuck everything, I'm turning everyone in the world into monsters" at ending C
All because of his waifufaggotry
2nd Trumpet sounds so fucking GOOD
What would Trumpet 4-7 sound like if they had a song?
You guys like SCP?
So how do I go about suppressing apocalypse bird, any tips?
But 7 already has a song!
youtube.com
Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is ALEPH meltdown real hahahaha nigga just walk away from the orchestra like nigga close your ears haha
>Implying that other wings won't save the day
you lose energy as well
Post your favourite mods everyone!
Seriously, I would like some more variety in my characters
Technically right heh
Hit its eggs until they die
The other wings also got pumped full of cogito, pretty much everyone was, wonder what Myo turned into
How difficult can that be
If everyone is full of cogito n a monster then what's the point of the coming sequel?
Aren't Malkuth, Hod, and Netz AI type things like Angela? How the fuck does an AI do drugs? Or am I wrong and the Sephirah are just really high ranked normies?
It's not the true ending
That's ending C, true ending is planting the seeds of hope in everyone until certain SOMEONE fucked it up in a moment of sperg rage and "muh library and knowledge"
Just keep playing, youll see
ALL A HAD TO DO WAS SHOW ANGELA SOME LOVE
>it's another machine that you only truly know what it does when you get to the last two stages which usually end in death
What a shame
So why are the alarms called trumpets? Is it based on some religious concept?
>Is it based on some religious concept?
The seven trumpets of the apocalypse.
>Is it based on some religious concept?
Really nigga?
>Seven trumpets
What do you think, user?
I would post mine but theres that guy who would start spamming screenshots of my mod dying painfully.
Maybe they are in a band.
Stupid humans.
to be fair, once it Melts Down it's threat level changes to Aleph
So is this game fun? Shill me on that or just give me a comparison (its like x+y).
user, literally the whole game is a bunch of religion/mystical/occult/kaballah references.
Abandon all delusions of control, sinner
Angela is SHIT
I swear this fucker made me shit a brick once it's counter went to 0.
it's like putting your balls in a vice and getting high on cocaine
it's pretty fucking fun
You lead SCP facility with most of the things it involves
Except you are for profit organization and got sexy AI assistant
Its OK if you like management and theme of the game
Angela is a good secretary who deserves the Manager's love!
>Shill me on that or just give me a comparison (its like x+y).
it's Fallout Shelter meets SCP
Yes.
>day 43 and no pale weapons aside from long bird's
I want to do damage, goddamnit.
I only have that one + whitenights aswell
>whitenight
How tough was the fight
the right one is probably the most trivial to deal with as long as you don't let it meltdown
the left one is pretty demanding though
>food ordeal
>employees get locked into fucking up their attack animations because the ordeals just jumped in time to lock them into the same pattern
Reminder that SCP and Lobotomy are frens!
easier than day 49, that I can tell you
it really is just about concentrating for 20 minutes, if you decide to play it safe
no, you wont
Melting Love was supposed to be Zayin too.
>frens
what the fuck does this mean?
It means the memes have consumed over 33% of the frontal lobe, you're no longer talking to a human. I'm sorry.
How do you suppress Nothing There? He just melts rabbits like no one's business.
I see. Thanks
>human
attack dodge juggle him around. get used to it
>netzach core suppression.
>game crashes right after i manage to finish with an S
>tries again.
>2 days more before i get another S due to my duties in life and college.
>another crash, this time right after i unlock my first Atziluth department.
i'm legit almost about to drop this game after this shit, is it some bug i'm doing it wrong or i'm not supposed to do core suppression at all on the end of the week?
>do red dusk
>dont realize that the clowns spawn after you kill everything else
>they let nothing there out
>have to instantly restart
>Take too long to beat a level with too many employees
>Game crashes after you complete the level and then doesn't save
Wew 2 hardcore 4 me
I think I'm done
It took too me like 50 minutes to beat that ordeal with minimal casualties
how toastery is your pc?
this game is known to have memory leak issues
reminder to save and quit after every day
I know, that's why I ask how much of a toaster he runs on
I regularely play this game for 4-5 hours, with audacity and the nvidia capture feature running, and I only run into problems if all of the abnormalities are out at once
crashmind
Don't alt tab out and sit on the loading screen for a while, I had to wait a few minutes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If you're having crash issues then restart the game regularly. After each successful day, for instance.
So what actually happened to A/X, We know what happened to the other Sephirah but it never said anything about him, Only that the day before said cryptically it was his last day of managing.
Filthy non-Koreans don't understand that this is a feature intended to test your APM
I want to put a virus into Angela and laugh at her going slow all day
>It's a "crimson dawn zoops in and sets off nameless fetus so I have to ignore the sound of crying for the second half of the shift"
>can still hear it even when tabbed out
I can only imagine how bad this will get lategame
Farm fetus equipments and start from day 1
You could just put an employee right in the hallway when you know it's coming
Keeping him in a simulation where multiple versions of her rape him
God I wish that were me
>that one guy who acts like he's a part of your circle of friends
Tiphereth Meltdown
To finish the event, the player must reach the Qliphoth Meltdown Level 10.
Fuck is this some kind of joke?
>Fuck is this some kind of joke?
Nope. Have fun.
One of the later meltdowns is:
*Get to Meltdown 10
*ALL departments lose their Meltdown immunity
*Can't adjust game speed and it goes faster as you progress
*Pausing cases 5 people to die
remember, you only have to hit the meltdown + energy, not do anything else that *might* pop up.
>2.5m tall if not taller
>beats the shit out of everything
You know exactly what.
stop fucking spoiling major game mechanics in the lategame you shitlord
>I'm... I'm sure it was a painless death.
Ok i keep seeing a lot of threads about it so i might bite and ask if you would recomend it to me
i am quite aware that is inpired by SCP I do admit i sorta spoiled myself the endings but it making me interested more on the game, especially the gameplay
Fuck ***Hokma***
>hit meltdown 8
>green midnight
I am screwed aren't I?
Heard it is the hardest one
you can work around it.
Sepriah Meltdowns just require getting to the end with the energy. You don't have to deal with the Meltdown
If you like the idea of running your own Not-SCP facility dealing with Not-SCPs, researching them, finding out how to handle them and controlling their breaches, you most likely enjoy it. It has the same kind feel as with XCom how you get random employees and grow to them just to lose them.
green is probably the easiest/less time consuming one
but you'll want to ignore it anyway and just finish
If you want to be spoiled on it:
You heard wrong, it's the easiest midnight. Group all your dudes and immediately rush it, attacking it on the left hand side to avoid its laser. You should be able to kill it before it deals damage to anyone. If not then you have to dodge the laser with an elevator hop.
I don't plan on playing this game more than once because I have too many videogames to play, can someone tell me if everything is obtainable in one playthrough?
Is Modding possible?
yes but I would have to rush through the entire level with deadly laser, not sure if this is doable
>Group all your dudes and immediately rush it
How do you know which main hall will it spam?
>can someone tell me if everything is obtainable in one playthrough?
no because there's around 100ish creatures and a maxed out facility only has 48 slots
How do you carry on after the TRAGEDY that is a crash at the end of a super long day, Anons?
Technically even restarting from day 1 is still the same playthrough
no, but i'm sure you will probably be reseting your run anyway if you want to see the ending.
One playthrough consist of several restarts from day one. All previous runs matter though because you keep all the equipments and info and achieved mission rewards.
Write some more of my Judgement Bird pornfic while I cool down
When should I reset then? How many cores should I suppress/which ending should I go for?
>which ending should I go for?
get the fuck out of here.
you're full of shit.
To answer your spoiler
There are two ways to get each ending
1. Fail to Suppresses the cores of a certain level Asiyah/Briah/Atziluth by the endgame/spoiler]
2. Fail day 47/48/49 (for endings A/B/C)
Ok kind of a cheap move but I managed to get through it by
having 13+ employees waiting at the hallway of each abnormalities and enter it as soon as meltdown begins
>When should I reset then?
When you lose
And I am not talking about standard memory recalls
Don't spoil yourself on purple midnight though. That's the real shit.
Is this game actually good?
Can I run it on a Macbook in a Windows VM
Oh come the fuck on in that sector too? It was fucking built for chad orchestra.
I thought it sounded more like youtu.be
So I pirated this shit a while back when these threads started popping up, and I've been playing nothing but Lobotomy Corp for the last few days so I figured I might as well buy it.
I do hope my saved data carries over to the Steam version through.
>day 34
>still only one aleph in my facility
COME ON I NEED TO DO GEBURA'S MISSION
I'm close to losing my mind doing day 49
I'm actually really fucking close to
trying to ignore binah and chainworking SO to reach meltdown 10 + energy so the orchestra doesn't siphon me, but that would leave me with 1 person alive. I'm willing to pay that.
Can you mod it?
Do you have the following:
Punishing Bird
Big Bird
Bird of Judgement
No cost too great.
Is the translation fixed yet?
from what I understand, it's better now but not 100% accurate
No, I only have the long one.
i've tried installing it on Mac via Steam
did not work, though i am also dumb and paid the idea almost no mind say maybe I'm wrong
Man, I bet she was glad to work for a wing.
No way.
You said it Cedric
F
this fucking guy
>Curb Your Enthusiasm plays while the camera slowly pans out
>frivolous smartass surrounded by a mountain of corpses
>54 dead
>54
Holy shit I thought I'd get a maximum of 15 something
Just wait until you see day 49.
I like how it looks like everyone else is just salty as fuck rather than dead
like he just won the diss tournament and everyone's his bitch
Man, fuck queen bee.
Have you praised the queen yet? She's the only one earning her pay after all
pls spoilers
Imagine being a agent and third trumpet suddenly goes off
I'm on day 32, but I'm really thinking about starting over because I keep getting fucked at the last second by meltdowns/tools.
imagine CENSORED's CENSORED CENSOREDing CENSORED your CENSORED!
I need that numbers mod asap
is it the same one that tells you exp progression?
How do you see exact health?
I restarted recently too, no shame in it
kinda meant to be restarted
I can't wait for multiple jesters to spawn in that corridor.
I wonder if going into the console (` key) and typing the phrase B says causes anything special to happen.
Just park your magic bullet guy here.
Tantrum spiral cause both magic bullet and train hell to hit at the same time, instantly killing everyone in the room... except Cedric who dodged them both by dumb luck.
He literally just walked in there to see his entire time get taken out.
Easiest farm of my life, attachment Laetitia, repression Der and instinct Punish bird.
ULRA instinct punish bird?
>Punishing Bird has escaped from containment!
Enjoying that -1 LOB has been deposited into your account everytime you wanted to end a day?
just kill him bro
What will go wrong.
this guy's looks like he's in the middle of a society.
Look at these fucking shitposters
>The Manager would like to remind all employees that creating betting pools on the survival of fresh agents is strictly prohibited
STOP SHITPOSTING AND GET ME MORE ENERGY
>hey rookie go see if the singing machine is working properly haha
Looks like she's having a giggle, the cunt.
>*Door slams open*
>QoH slides in
>clerks cheer
>"Did somebody say killing spree?"
>agents laugh
>Bassline as the entire facility gets sucked into the void
>TWO (2) fucking LobCorp threads
Bros?
how did you do it??
I was waiting for you
I'm actually kinda jealous
>only available on steam
if it was on gog or god forbid humble store i would have bought it
Whatever the other one is, it doesn't even have the game name in OP post, so this is the 'real' thread
Just pirate it baka
>not having multiple torrent sites on hand
pleb
My facility is a nest of shitposters.
Seriously. Hose here is actually the rookie of the bunch, but she was on welfare first.
>Oh boy, veterans!
>Surely they'll balance out my boss, Chesed!
Retards like think that putting the name of a game in the thread subject constitutes it as a general when the only reason threads get deleted due to general posting is when they link to previous threads and have a general-type OP i.e. putting guides in the OP every time. There's no need to obscure the game like the mahjong fags are doing, we've been perfectly fine for over a month.
everyone is chain smoking
what bad habits your employees have
ALWAYS restart the game after a day once they get longer
I just wish the devs would implement a system where it saves the moment you hit continue to next day, hopefully the next installation wont be a RAM hog
>day 49
STANDING HERE
The reason why it doesn't save after pressing the next day is so that you can't save scum what abnormalities you get. Of course they could just fix that by having the save after the choice
>forget what purple noon does
>it lands in every department instakilling 40+ people
Why does this even exist
How do you guys get titles like uniter or hero? My game is full of wacky slayers or indecision defenders.
Punishment for not paying attention. Step up those management skills, manager
After spending some time downloading the game on my shittacular internet, I can confirm that the Steam version automatically uses the pirated version's save games without any fiddling.
It's a game of trial and error.
You're meant to get wrecked, analyze what wrecked you, and do better next time.
Are there any machine type/buff anomalies that arent trash aside the one buffing your weapon? To many of them lead to employee deaths.
the only thing i cant handle having in my save is the train
i dont want any choo choos because i forgot it once
Grrr screaming employee running everywhere making everybody take white damage and my white gun people can't shoot them before they leave a room so I had to have security team murder them.
I love the train, I always wait until the last light
I wish i knew about this, my main is something like ferocious fire eater, dunno what it means or how i got it.
Yeah, there's quite a few good ones that give a good benefit that don't result in death (if used properly). Part of the fun is figuring out what does what.
As far as I recall it went like this:
Beating the Arbiter is all that matters. To beat her I had an all-ALEPH near max stats kill squad in the elevator near where she spawns and agents stationed outside of every abnormality to immediately stun and remove her resists so she immediately gets phased into phase 2 since the kill squad chunks her down while she's still stunned.
When she did the meltdowns for phase 2 I paused and let whoever die die because it wouldn't be feasible otherwise. If members of the kill squad died and my dps was too low that was probably a loss. I lost agents to the pause and to the wave meltdowns which started to make things more difficult. I think Big Bird escaped at this time.
I had enough agents left to do the meltdowns to remove the resistances enough to make it to phase 3. Then, having major casualties at this point I scrounged everyone I could to do the pillar meltdowns to remove immunity, did all the damage I could with the kill team before they all died and then called in the bunny squad to finish the job while one person hid in the shelter.
I've seen videos of it being done much easier, but that involved getting ALL the ALEPH gear, ONLY having abnormalities which wouldn't interfere and having a ton of max level agents to just immediately phase the Arbiter in a couple of seconds.
>Big Bird in Central Command
I made a mistake
I mean what's the manager going to do to them?
Execution Bullet
>Get the Wall Gazer
>She constantly pants in my right ear
alright bros just about to try my first midnight, wish me luck
The screen before abnormalities showing up is where it usually shits itself though
Testing duty
borb says thanks for making his trek to the Black Forest easier
>executing high level employees because they keep joshing the fresh meat
That's not very efficient.
gl my niggy
My biggest fear is when pausing it ends killing one of my ALEPH-geared employees, if it's a WAW instead, that'd be gr8 but nooo, seems Chesed's reward doesn't work during day 49
Gonna pirate first, what's the current version?
It doesn't matter at all if you lose all your gear or all your employees on day 49. You will be fine on day 50.
Execution by Gebura's thighs.
Same as 80% of this shit game.
To make lazy waifubait
>[Shitposting loudly]
Is it easier than previous days? Can I fucking pause??
They have to "please" the manager.
How would you know if you don't play it
You'll see when you get there. That's one that shouldn't be spoiled.
What the hell are you talking about
>put a dedicated ticket handler there
>free FACILITY wide heal every two minutes
I have played it though. Some stuff is interesting but all the waifubait shit is annoying as fuck
>get some tall plant bitch with a red dress
>bad work result reduces counter
>ok
>normal work result reduces counter
>not ok
That's Hod's job!
In her box shape!
I see
Hopefully It won't end badly
looking through game files i found old employee quotes, they were a bunch of whiny faggots, also manger was called Administrator
>literally every single sephirah so far was a sweet person before A got around to ruining their lives
The last two better be complete fucking assholes or I swear to god I'm gonna make manager dive headfirst into the happy teddy bear.
It's like 10% waifus, not 80%. I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion.
It's actually only a chance if the work is Normal.
Repression V has good results with her.
>T. waifufag
the apple bitch? she's looking for her own prince charming so try attachment work
>Office romance is not recommended, right
>I will go on a diet tomorrow
I didn't believe Yea Forums when they said the magical girl was hard to manage.
I was wrong.
>literally filtered by the difficulty level
ahahahahahahahaha ohohohohohohoho
What armor is that, furry?
I just wanna party all night long with the abnormalities
>start throwing games just to learn what these anomalies do so I can make my ultimate run at the end
>lose 3 people to Bloodbath before I figure out how to survive an encounter
I think I'm fucked
I got whitenight, blue star, SO, censored, nothing there, army, alriune, and so on... and I don't have enough aleph people really, despite having about 10 sets of gear + weapons. it just isn't enough really
>my first employee just became my first level 5, and looks like this
Jesus Christ how horrifying
Except Michelle (Hod) who was a traitor and sold everyone out to the Head and got everyone murdered. Dumb slag.
And Binah who was a murderer to begin with.
But yeah, the biggest asshole was definitely A.
>be a fresh 1-LOB rookie
>get handed the shittiest gun and a cheap suit
>on the start of your first day, some freakish monstrosity starts roaming the halls
>rather than shit yourself like a clerk pog, you grab your gun and join your more experienced colleagues in kicking the fucking thing's fat ass
Everyone should be more like rookie Mason.
she literally isn't. she is only hard when you have to do some other bullshit at the same time, but even then she's not even a fucking cherry on top
You have low waifu standards if you're seeing that many waifus.
The wolf one
>I'm so hungover. I drank too much last night!
Netzach lets his employees drink with him? He's based.
Even binah?
and Angela has quotes for almost any action
There are some coming up who were true assholes but then the game throws you with one character who truly got the worst suffering all thanks to Angela
>Day 27
>Queen of Hatred
>Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary
>Army in Black
>Nothing There
>Blue Star
The is fucking impossible, I think I have to restart.
is this actually worth 25 bucks? i keep seeing threads about this and have no clue what it's like
Man I wish they kept the flavor text about employees slacking off or drinking or tired.
>working to get Hod Suppression done as fast as possible
>Already halfway through when audio starts stuttering and freezing
>NO NO NO
>Complete it finally
>CTD in loading screen
FUCK YOU
Pirate it and find out.
>that employee trying to get worker's comp for a nibbled finger
lol
>the last two
can you read?
Queen of Hatred and Army in Black is a really shitty combo to have, yeah. Once you get all the gear from them all the ALEPH you might want to restart.
Imagine sitting down next to that on your first day at work
>HeLlO aNd WeLcOmE To tHe TeAm RoOkIe
>wearing zayin armor
SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
based
Restarting is no biggie. Just get their weapons and armor and watch as your day 11 V employees tear every ordeal and teth abnormality a new asshole.
Coffee with Chesed, or a nice, cold refreshing Bear with Netzach?
I'm only on Day 9 user, the strongest things I have include the face thing and the murderer, soon™ I'll have TETH armor maybe. The wall creeper gave me a cool TETH gun though so I'll put that on her
also it looks like you had to wait after meeting energy quota
Which one is easier to trigger and suppress for WAW, Big wolf / Little Prince or black swan?
>day 25
Don't worry user
You will get aleph on day 11 like me nad be forced to restart from day 1 since trying to do anything releases it
>last minute PE box gathering because Blue Star and S.O are about to break out
>Please wait Manager, we have to filter out the impurities.
Yes
I believe how the energy thing worked in the legacy version is that you needed to keep abnormalities above a certain happiness point, after that energy would build up so you'd have to let it overflow a bit to be considered done.
Imagine having to deal with faggots like Silent Orchestra with those conditions.
ANGELA PLEASE
>You should be able to handle this, manager
*DOOT*
Is that the Tiphereth reveal?
Can I get an actual non shit beverage please?
>Big Wolf
Teleports around the facility similar to King Of Greed, but he's HAYAI and a bitch to suppress because of it. Expect a lot of clerk deaths.
>Little Prince
This requires you to lose an employee so I don't like it.
>Black Swan
Easy as long as you kite via clicking elevators and running from her small attacks.
>ALEPH on day 11
That sounds horrifying. But it'd also be cool to somehow manage one and get ALEPH gear and skip out on yellow and purple
Yeah, whats more shocking is the blood. Lemme guess, they're cyborg slaves?
Queen of Hatred? More like Queen of Best.
It's worse than that. Keep playing
>This requires you to lose an employee so I don't like it.
To be fair clerks also work for it
user, do you really think the game is that nice?
you're in for a real treat
Joy seems wholly unimpressed.
beta Hod is cute
>get sliced by Nothing There forma final completado
>almost crazy due to silent orchestra
>get fully healed by a kiss
t-thanks
Hod is cute.
Where are you getting these? Looks like Panty and Stocking.
Fuck Hod.
*loud wheezing sounds*
Hod is an incompetent druggie who lets the employees she's in charge of overdose on Enkephalin!
Russian wiki, search for "бeтa" and look at character pages
As you wish, manager.
lewd
No thanks
I prefer Binah and Hokma
kek, loving all the edits and ocs
>russian wiki also has the songs for each sephirah
based ruskies
I would but she doesn't have the parts.
Just drill a hole
Which phrase is that?
How the fuck?
I got a great result and still lost the duel.
What was the dueler's armor?
Gold Rush (KoG's EGO suit).
>get through 8 qliphoth meltdowns
>every single fucking time Silent Orchestra gets hit by it
FUCK YOU STUPID SCRAP METAL
>boss theme starts playing
youtube.com
>Lobotomy Thread
>Not a SINGLE Prawn post.
The lack of wellcheers content in this thread is offensive, distasteful, and makes Prawns SAD.
yes she does Spoilers for best results: Insight and high Vitality. Did they have kinda pissy vit? Also, sometimes Queen will just roll max damage values nonstop. Had an employee once get panicked by CENSORED even though she had big dick Blue Star armor on because he rolled nothing but 10s.
>the manager will never place you on permanent Laetitia duty
Why even live?
Cheers
Prawnboyz are cute! CUTE!!
I did use Insight, and the duelist had Fortitude IV with 70+ HP.
You're In The Containment Chamber And This Prawn Slaps Your Queen of Hatred's Ass. What Do you Do?
Her gear is good but once you get it theres no point on keep studying her.
cheers to that i hate that bitch
Execute three more employees just to be safe
>Out of curiosity, see what the outside is saying about the game
>finally kill nothing there, censored, and blue star
>forget about the fucking tree and lose my tier 5 with smiling mountain equipment
>can't get them back since I memory repositoried the mountain
>recomplete the mission
>send a tier 5 in fiery bird armor into snow queen
Bye Bella I'm not doing that shit again.
Fuck you Gebura, you're lucky that you're hot and wear a bodysuit.
Just a really fucking bad beat, my dude.
Shit sucks.
>traumatized by the redditbot
Wew.
>support me on Patreon
461567248
>near constant 100% e-box output
>since she's easy to farm power with her EGO gift is often given and isn't that bad at all
>cute AND retarded
shiggy
diggy
doo
where are you
the newer artstyle has so much more soul though
461567248
You really know how to make terrible posts.
You know, i've grown to like LC world more the SCP world, maybe because it feels more personal and "you make the stories"
tripfag
>saw the system specs
I'm confused, is a gtx 550 asking too much of him or does this faggot only play games that are 100+ gb and require 3 gtx 1080s because AAA devs can't into optimization?
what forum is this? theme looks like codex or something
don't even try, he's still getting his shit kicked in by punishing bird
Not the guy who posted it, but that's definitely RPGCodex.
He thinks that since it's an indie dev team the game should be able to be played on toasters and thinkpads. I won't defend the game's shitty coding when it comes to RAM but if it's playable on my craptop then no one else should be having issues other than needing to exit the game after every day.
Since you asked, first faggot is the same
You're right, i just googled "lobotomy corporation suddenly popular" and clicked a bunch of links to different places
correcting the faggot also provides advice to the newcomers while avoiding giving (You)s
they now know Laetitia is a good girl who gives nothing but good things if they didn't before
unless you betray her retarded love
haha how sweaty do you think she gets wearing that suit all the time lol
I agree. The fact that LC takes place in a different world than ours probably makes it more interesting as SCP relies on "this is a normal item but it's actually spooky" too much, while LC has an abundance of aliens and future technology (like We Can Change Anything or the Little Prince)
Child of galaxy is way better, lower box outcome, but you can powerlevel employees on ANY stat, better gift and lower risk of getting wrecked on a failed work.
in game files Laetitia called "LittleWitch" and her friends "LittleWitchMonster"
Schadenfreude is called "LookAtMe"
There's some grim shit on the asian web
Oh, I see what happened. I thought you were getting mad at a post that didn't exist, but it turns out I already had the fag filtered from his earlier shitposting, so his post didn't show up for me.
My bad.
OH NONONONONONO-*thunk*
But seriously, fuck that pile of shit, it mem-reposited me at least 10 times till i got the hang of it
Alright I'm gonna do day 49 by chainworking Silent Orchestra, and there's nothing that can stop me!
If this also doesn't work out I might have to go back to killing employees by pausing at the start of each meltdown wave, but it just crushes my soul whenever it hits my A-team members first
and it takes 15-20 minutes to get Binah to spawn in the first place everytime
>Angela cuts her locks in the sequel
R U I N E D
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I reloaded and tried the same thing again to see if it was just bad luck. This time the result was even better and duelist only took two hits, which even if they were both max damage couldn't possibly have killed him. And somehow, I still lost the duel. There weren't any outside factors that could've influenced the battle either.
Either I'm being a retard and I'm missing something, or shit's just fucked.
You need more fortitude.
So it turns out the optimal way of dealing with amber midnights is to NOT drag everyone > right click on bad thing. I should've left everyone in an elevator and had some ALEPH god solo the bosses.
Wondering if I should restart from Day 41 again and try to do Geburah's mission, or restart from Day 1 now.
So nothing short of maxed-out fortitude will do?
That's super gay, especially for what's only a HE-level abbo.
Getting Gebura's suppression done is a huge power boost, you should definitely aim for that.
Beach DLC when?
when is the best time to reset to day 1? I'm stuck on the core suppressions with with how little employees I have left so I've been memory repositorying to day 31 for aleph gear constantly.
How do I install the Detailed Info mod?
Any time is the best time as long as you're stocked up on good gear
Snow Queen?
More like Buggy Queen lmao
but that's Queen Bee
Atleast that queen is less buggy than Snowfield lol
Drag and drop my dude
I would totally buy this game if it wasn't almost $30. Seems like a steep price for what appears to be a management sim thing
Daily reminder to do your best, manager!
This is your new queen. Say something nice to her
It has a LOT of content, will keep you tens if not hundred of hours to complete
>Not having it bought in 2017 for like 12 bucks or whatever it was
Slut.
Oh my I like the sound of that.
I didn't know about it until these threads started popping up.
bestest time is after Binah suppression.
me as the clothes
the lettering is my single screaming thought for all eternity
By the time I unlocked the note explaining this would happen, it was already too late. Rip KillSquad, the other KillSquads will be putting you down.
You need to screw up in the first place to get someone frozen though.
>punishment bird ball
>little helper tube
cute
young hod >>> hag hod
did he die
>dies while checking out those thighs
sounds like half the anons here
Don't do it!
>you'll never serve the corporation by slowing down gebby for a few seconds after convincing her to crush your head with her thighs
I need some tips on how to handle the slime girl.
>give her a husbando
>husbando stays with her forever and never leaves her hallway
>everyone that gets near him gets the bullet
give her a husband
Don't take her if she'd be put in a heavy thoroughfare hallway
Alright bros downloading now any advice or should I go in 100% blind without knowing anything about what the fuck I am supposed to do
Aw fuck, so that is what her goop on the faces is about.
We two dear robots, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Little Helper and We can change Anything.
Go in blind, but don't be afraid of using the wiki for the higher-class Abnormalities.
Keep in mind that if you want the true ending, you need to 100% the game.
Don't look at it.
Don't stop looking at it.
Don't touch it.
100% blind
pick the abo that cures every disease
blind
DON'T look at the wiki, no matter what.
stop reading this thread, or at least everything that's spoilered
if you hit a wall, either restart or man up (and ask us specific questions)
do NOT ask which abnormalities to take. judge their flavour text, you're your own manager.
don't press the button
Do abnormalities that create or transform into Alephs count towards the Geburah mission? I just got all three birds and censored and am just waiting for an easy 3rd Aleph to appear.
Wow user, I can't believe you would lie to him like that.
>Manager, look at me! I didn't fail like the others did!
Man, agents are so cute
It's always such shame when they die
The event counts for the mission, 3/3
you wouldn't know what the birds though without spoiling yourself, would you though, you little shit
super birb alone counts as all 3 alephs
he said 3rd aleph which implies he did 2 others besides apocalypse bird
Once you reach endgame
Pick Doctor :^)
Has the game gotten translated enough to be playable?
>decide to work on a ALEPH to impress my females co-workers
>Manager sends me to melting love
>forever known as slime boy and have to spend most of the day all alone in a elevator
Its not fair bros...
Yes.
There is some Engrish but most of the translation is good enough.
What does her insides feel like?
Very... melty.
so this is SCPshit mixed with weebshit?
spacious
ain’t nothing quite like going from cute Agent OC portraits/office antics to the same Agents getting their heads pulled off/melted alive
Man, this shit is deep
Does it mean even that bigass button that hates being touched yet is trying it's best to be touched represents something human?
this really belongs on /vg/
Yeah, but now you have a slime gf
>A small and confident bird that punishes all
the evil, guilty, and all sorts irreverent people.
Some employees have said that it is cute
when the bird mightily flutters its tiny wings.
People have been committing sins since
long ago. "Why do they commit sins, knowing
it's wrong?" The small bird wondered. "It must
be because there's no one to punish people
for their misdeeds. If someone takes that role,
then no foul act would happen in this world
ever again!"
With this in mind, the little bird left the
forest it had been living in, and never went
back.
based and justicepilled
I know. Video games do not belong on Yea Forums.
I mean it's easy enough to avoid but fuck, gotta feel bad for the clerks that do end up in this situation
>monster is now invincible for some reason
>eyes you up before doing the cleanest cut you've ever seen and you feel your body become way lighter since now you're just a head
Spooky
Wtf I hate humans now?!!
Trumpets.. Trum... pets.. Trumpents.. TrumPence.. Trump Pence?!
en.wikipedia.org
vg is also a video game board you idiot
when is this game going on sale
And?
>Has nothing there's armor
>Jobbing to a apostle
YES.
YEEEESSSSSS.
oh boy we got a special one here
Yes
Now fuck off
Would I get punished if I pound that birb
Apostle's insta kill attack don't care what armor you're wearing, user.
>In the past, Bird of Judgement’s eyes could see through everything. Its eyes were always shining, like the stars in the night sky. But it gave its eyes to Big Bird in order to save the forest. Now, its eye sockets are hollow
find yourself a friend like him
also, it took me too long to realize that these birds have a Judge / Jury / Executioner gig going on
What are you gonna do about it boya?
nothing but you'll find the threads pruned and moved to vg soon whether you agree with it or not
>we
:^)
God forbid people actually talk about video-games on Yea Forums
Yea Forums - Video Games
Lobotomy Corp - a Video Game
It's easy to understand
(you)
What's his problem?
Yeah
Just like smash threads...
And twitter screencaps on the OP
Yep I can’t wait!
wrong, threads have been here since march
imagene being this stupid
how do you think things end up vg genius
>461580665
Wow you are really easy to bait
Thanks for the (You)
But I dont have for u
Shucks
Looks like you belong on scarecrow duty.
when mods decide to move them
Then we'll just make more threads in protest! RoR2 did it, Why can't we?
Stop talking about things that aren't cute abos, you morons.
This isn't /qa/ shut the fuck up
you can shitpost all you want but you'll just be a shitposter
Parasyte Tree was a mistake
Just click the possessed employees. It's not a big deal.
talking about games is shitposting?
now this is shitposting
all of you are idiots, get back on topic about how the Violet Ordeals are complete bullshit and unfun
Yes, it represents all the people that say no but mean yes but ACTUALLY meant no
Yeah user, It represents you
>day 7
>see something about hair/sorrow
>want to start analyzing more dangerous abs
>lol whatever
>get to base
>hear sobbing and see some naked grudge looking chick crying into the corner
>kinda spoopy but give instinct work a shot
>creepy thing lifts its head up and behind it right in the face of the agent and screeches in its face
>agent panics
>calm them down
>see it was doing white damage
>give whatever the white work is a shot
>more panicking
>give the black work a shot
>SCREAM
>rotten looking hands claw at the room
>punch the esc button and instantly memory relapse
>mfw
never picking that one again
Can someone draw this with punishing bird, please?
I really need to stop opening spoilers in those threads
Don’t give it attention
It lacks it
That’s why he is on this thread
Cute abos?
Crimson Midnight WHEN
Yeah, I’m sending the whole facility
really?
LMAO wait till you meet the alephs.
>memory repo on wall gazer
You're not gonna make it bro...
also, why is Schadenfreude the only Abnormality that has photo-realistic/straight up from real life parts?
>when your strongest employee goes retarded and [Censored]/Nothing There go into meltdown
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
All I can do is pray to RNGsus because if they get rolled it's all over FUCK Hod
Because he somehow bypasses the cognition filter, maybe.
or maybe he is something more.
You should look away.
knight is a cute
new thread here
midnight may be bullshit but i had a blast defeating it, it was super high stakes, felt like i was containing the apocalypse.
but what is with the richard dawkins quote "god delusion"? purple is the only ordeal i don't understand the lore behind. maybe it's the fault of the translation.
orange is the food chain gone awry (possibly a reference to how people on the outside resort to cannibalism and some sort of commentary on humans destroying wildlife and ruining the food chain)
red is shitty clowns. maybe it's a reference to how A was desiring to get more power and combine all the sephirahs like in that one ending. "life means get desire" and coming together as one and all that bullshit.
green is a robot race's collective conscious trying to find the meaning of life automata style
blue are sweepers
False flagging nigger.
>see a game being discussed on Yea Forums
>oh no no it's not a triple A shill thread, we can't have this, time to falseflag and get mods angry, no fun allowed
hate you faggots
i'm glad i finished the game and can move on before outsiders sabotage all discussion
Lobotomy Corp living rent-free on your head
lel
is lobotomy corporation fun?
Despair
But also fun
>look it up on the wiki since I know I'll never choose it again
>apparently it used to have an actual full screen screamer with a bleeding face and everything
fuck you guys
it's a poorly translated korean game with a lot of ui jank and mechanics that are a bit difficult to decipher. management games are my favorite genre and I thought it was pretty bad
Its dwarf fortress fun.
i assume Purple/Violet to be mankind's desire to submit to a higher being
>To understand what is beyond comprehension, They see and dream
>We tried to accept it endlessly. We wanted to understand them in our head whatever the consequences.
>Because what they can't understand and can't reach is unacceptable
fucked by translation but I think see where they're headed
so is god delusionhumanity rejecting the idea?
it's been a nice few run, falseflaggers will get us canned soon
Send them to the singing machine
That should do the trick
It's literally just a single impotent retard, relax.
Depends on your tolerance for spinning plates gameplay. I stopped having fun once three teams unlocked, just too much busywork.
You either:
Become Korean or not
all the ordeals are a result of A's delusional desire for stronger emotions
>Piratebay copy of the game has an extra .exe file (.exe1)
Fuck IGG-games
But user
Mods are giant shitposters and less than impartial
Do you really want to gamble on one of them actually liking this game enough to stop it from being sent to /vg/?
apocalypse bird counts as 3. he was asking if it was. he didn't do two others.
it's just the stupid igggames file that comes with every download, ignore it
>god delusion is a direct reference to a character that appears later on and is in fact delusional and thinks he's a god
>remember how almost everything we see gets extracted out of our mind
deep
A should have gone to therapy
that's what the game is about, essentially.
>face the fear, build the future
>face the fear
>never fucked angela thus ruining everything
it's "face" the fear, not "fuck" the fear, Manager.
What if Lobotomy Corporation was a maid cafe manager?
You have to face something to fuck it.
Fucking the fear is an important part of Facing the fear.
Have you not learned a single thing from /x/? Learn to sexualize your fears, user.
Pretty sure fucking the fears would be more efficient in generating E-boxes, ensuring the abnormalities are all satisfied and wanting to stay inside their cells for a little loving instead of breaking out all the time
>being the poor fucker on Schadenfreude duty
I asked because I wasn't sure if it counted as one single kill or multiple; since I haven't re-unlocked the mission to kill 3 Alephs yet for it to say if 1/3 or 3/3 have been killed; even though the fight seems to count as several Alephs at once.
Is what I guessed it would be like in the first place.
since we know that they produce more energy when the agents die it would be the best possible course to fuck, then die while doing it.
This would ensure the maximum PE box output, everyone.
I want to (CENSORED) these Anons
P-Please do...
How do I go all the way back to Day 1? Closest I can get is Day 6. I hate what I've got.
Little helper more like little nigger.
Now you're thinking efficiency, Manager.
Just press new game or whatever in the main menu
Open the game, select day 1/new game
It was alright.
It's dead now, murdered by SJW's and their kin
B & R
But what would their fetishes be?
Joy has all of her equipment and is just tired of QoH shit
>first step, cut a hole in the box
I'm going to trap Chesed in an elevator during a Green Dusk so he can't go anywhere after he's had 7 cups of coffee!!
BlueStar?