>Sneak to page 10, huh? Should be easy.
Sneak to page 10, huh? Should be easy
Kevin Parker
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Carter Roberts
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Jordan Ortiz
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What was that shitpost?
Julian Hernandez
Whose footprints are these?
Dylan Edwards
Must've been my imagination...
Nolan King
Huh, nothing here. Returning to post
David Martinez
Change of plans, Snake. You must infiltrate Page 11.
Brayden Green
whyd you post a brick wall
Asher Gonzalez
Careful Snake, did you see that?
That's a tripfag, tripfags are known egomaniac who contribute nothing to threads and are known to be hungry for (You)s.
This website is designed so that even a single (You) can compromise your mission to get to page 10, however, there are countermeasures you can use.
First off, try to ignore their post, this is the best way to deal with them and will also make you more resilient from taking baits in the future.
You can also try to use the filter function from your [Settings] menu, by inputting anything from a simple word to a trip, you can autohide posts containing them, preventing you from taking the bait altogether.
Reporting them is also a good idea, but my sources say that janitors on Yea Forums are notorious for being easily distracted by hotpockets and CP, given the high frequency of porn or trap threads on this board, it's wiser to take another course of action.
If worse come to worst, you can try to sage the thread by using your Options field, the government told you that the Sage function was rendered unusable after that mission in Zanzibar, but it was all a lie, Sage is still operational but you should use it only as a desperate measure to inflict the finishing blow on a dying thread. Sage won't work when there's shitposters around as they will neutralize it by bumping the thread with their own posts.
The threads on Yea Forums are very hard to predict, they can change on a dime. A lot of people say it's the worst board in the world.
Colton Cook
LOOK OUT SNAKE IT'S THE PAYNE
Jack Clark
nuclear bump
Logan Ward
Thank you Master. I don't know what I would do without your advice. But why does it sound like a helicopter in the background?
Jordan Baker
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Jonathan Watson
WHAT DA HELL
Charles Davis
What helicopter are you talking about?
Wait a second...
Snake, you don't have "cheese pizza" on you, do you? Check your surroundings immediately!
Josiah Walker
Snake, have you seen Jack? I swallowed a bunch of bees and I need his help. Please, this really hurts.
Bentley Wilson
GEDDIM
Cooper Powell
Be careful Snake, the enemy is equipped with some sort of firearm
Jordan Cook
What was that noise?
Jayden Cox
Page 11? Colonel, are you saying it really exists?
Jordan Ortiz
Kevin Cox
I wish I knew how to blank post but faggots retards from here wouldn't spoonfeed me. Kill yourselves I want to be part of the secret club too
Oliver Morris
Snake, is that...is that a blank post with an image you're posting?
Why in the world would you blankpost with images? Your camo index is dropping fast, knock it off, you're compromising the mission.
Juan Smith
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Josiah Lee
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Jordan Ortiz
This is literally the best post in the history of Yea Forums. Bless you all.
Robert Roberts
Isaac Baker
Snake, climb that ladder..
Bentley Morris
...
Adam Wood
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Christian Phillips
A !?
Leo Howard
Blake Bailey
Snake, take this. This is known as a "sage and hide" post.
Ian Price
snack, yo mishin is this
a go to the casino
b win a dollar
c
use it to get bim mac from the donal store
d go to otqcobbn and chike him to deat
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fphonepostingg
Jayden Murphy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Justin Howard
I get it... my guitar is in my mind!
Zachary Barnes
remember to cqc
Aiden Cox
...
Jackson Watson
Lincoln Butler
Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around...
Easton Anderson
...
Ryder King
ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oliver Collins
...
Hunter Brooks
onions
Carson Jackson
...
Nathan Parker
did you use the numbers on the numpad, not the ones in the top row? cause you gotta use the numpad. literally just holt alt in the text bos, type 0173 while still holding the alt button, and then release the alt button. then post.
Landon Ross
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David Gray
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Oliver Fisher
tfw havent had a keypad since 2011
Landon Watson
thats literally what i did
Evan Bailey
Hey Pliskin how do I deal with all these baits?
Ayden Bennett
What was that noise?
Henry Cook
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Daniel Cook
New to the series, want to play the games on my pc. I heard MGS4 is like 90% cutscenes, so I'm okay with just watching it on youtube if i get that far. Any tips/help with set up?
Chase Cox
61!!!
Logan Lee
for mgs1, use dolphin emulator to play twin snakes
Jaxson Wood
I heard that twin snakes and soulless and inferior to the original
Oliver Smith
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Landon Bailey
MGS 1 and 2 should have pc ports, but 1-4 all should have emulators too
avoid twin snakes for now
mgs4 still has gameplay to it, and last i saw the emulator was working for that game
pc might need to be decent though
Kayden Harris
Cutscenes in Twin Snakes are far more ridiculous (though overall closer to what the rest of the series is like and fairly funny). Gameplay is easier since it has a lot of MGS2 mechanics.
James Rodriguez
Have a good day at work, Daddy!
Brayden Ramirez
If you get that far you won't want to watch it trust me.
Brandon Lopez
Don't play 1 and 2 on PC. Those ports sucked ass, especially 2.
Justin Watson
Rose?
Tyler Walker
Twin Snakes is literally what Kojima originally wanted MGS1 to look like, but was unable to produce due to hardware limitations.
Gavin Hill
there is a patch for mgs2 steamcommunity.com
Lincoln Martinez
Jack, what happened to your penis?
Noah Bennett
Correct
Nolan Jackson
Lol no, Twin Snakes is Kojima saying "lol do what you want with the cutscenes"
Charles Brown
!
Did I hear a good thread on Yea Forums? Must have been my imagination...
Blake Williams
Yea Forums has changed. Our time has ended. Our board is over. But there is one more thing I must do.
Luis Cox
SNAAAAaAaaaAAaAaAaaAaAAKE
Jeremiah Nguyen
!
Xavier Miller
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Jonathan Wilson
I like this thread and fire trucks
Charles Ortiz
>not page 11
Colton Evans
...
Gavin Reyes
FISSION MAILED
Jack Perry
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* Hrrng
Eli Morgan
...
Jeremiah Long
>He's sitting on page 9 as of my post
GODSPEED LITTLE BUDDY
youtube.com
Eli Butler
Not yet Snake!
Gavin Lee
...
Blake Thomas
Be sure to use the autosage function if you're having trouble, Snake!
Luis Garcia
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Charles Young
Pliskin, I saw someone run around in a cardboard box right now. What kind of madman was that?
I'll be heading to the next bomb now.
Samuel Nguyen
remember snake, true soldiers should always stay hydrated, don't play video games too much and be careful not to overindulge in codec posting
Caleb Thomas
aaaAARGH LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!
Brandon Hughes
page 10... can't make it..
Hunter Bailey
SNAAAAAAAKE! HELP GET THESE GUYS OFF ME!!!
Thomas Jones
!
Charles Wilson
Jaxson Ross
HQ! HQ!
Josiah Howard
Brody Williams
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Gavin Peterson
This is HQ.
Joseph Campbell
>RAEG GEAR DIID
sounds fun , hows it play?
David Mitchell
MGS4 is 'playable' as you can technically advance through the game with gamepad inputs, but it is still rifled with bugs, graphical and sound glitches and bad performance. Not all the game is even playable yet. It will be the last AAA PS3 game to be emulated.
Aaron Sanders
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Adrian Bell
SNAKE WATCH OUT
youtube.com
Benjamin Fisher
this is still the absolute hypest moment in the series IMO
Zachary Howard
doodpost detected
Julian Mitchell
LIQUUIIIIIID
Zachary Sullivan
HUH?
WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?
Michael Anderson
Yea Forums, Yea Forums never changes
Daniel Bailey
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Caleb King
what was that noise?
Anthony Brooks
I like how Liquid says it's not over yet in the very end of an unfinished MGSV chapter and then they don't release anything else after it and the series dies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sebastian Bell
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Grayson Jenkins
Kojima got his director mate to direct it for him in exchange he got to appear as an extra in the film Azumi.
Ironically that film is less batshit than Twin Snakes
Robert Ortiz
The series should've died a lot earlier than it did.
Aiden Campbell
did you rike it?
Adrian Diaz
Command, this is search unit. We have the it
Brayden Foster
I fucking hate TPP so much. As a game, it's legitimately really fun to dick around in. The characters I still love, they've got the over the top charm I love from MGS.
But at the end of the day it's a fucking tease. An unfinished shitshow that does nothing to show how Big Boss became as deluded and misguided as he did, instead giving us fucking Venom who has hardly any character at all and introducing Eli but not wrapping things up with him because the ending wasn't done.
It still hurts. Like it more than 4 though.
Cameron Ross
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Juan Jackson
Cameron Johnson
user
TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW
Hudson Anderson
THIS IS PEQUOD! ARRIVING SHORTLY AT LZ!
Christopher Lee
>phantom pain
kojima planned this
Angel Hughes
Daniel Gutierrez
I love it to be honest. I played it twice, I finished every side op, I've spent a literal month of my life thinking about the story, writing theories and editing MGS wikis. I'm obsessed with the game. But it still fucking hurts. I got that phantom pain shit going user and the only way to get rid of it is to make my own MGS. Maybe that was his plan all along. Maybe I was meant to be the second coming of Kojima, maybe all of us were meant to be that. That's the only way to get rid of the pain user
Brayden Collins
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Jordan Myers
Huh? What was that noise?
Easton Watson
Those bastards from FOX, thinking they're so high and mighty...
Parker Diaz
Snake, are you having difficulty reaching page 10? Maybe I can help you. Are you familiar with the old Chinese saying "Man who has glue on testicles goes ballistic"? It means that you should avoid getting glue anywhere near your testicles. Be careful on your mission, Snake! I'm rooting for you!
Brody Torres
That sounds like autism user
Ryder Garcia
Which one and why bros?
Jonathan Flores
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Parker Anderson
What did you say?
Brayden Perez
>that does nothing to show how Big Boss became as deluded and misguided as he did
What did you expect? MG2 already covered that, MGS3 set it up, and PW explored it. Even MGSV explores it: when MSF goes tits up Big Boss realizes he can't just passively exist in the world the way he tried to color his actions in Peace Walker's end, so he instead decides to establish an outright military state that can remold the world in his image instead. He's so invested in this that he's willing to set Miller and Venom up as living decoys so he can get to work unfettered.
Hunter Roberts
Only through the power of autism will you be able to make your own MGS and erase that phantom pain that Kojima planted in you. From here on out you're Kojima
Cooper Parker
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Caleb Ramirez
Go for it bro.
Just don't make it Sonichu
Samuel Garcia
MGSV. It's not even close. There are parts I hate (the Skulls, the bloat, the lack of decent boss fights), but it's a lot more fun to play and a lot more thoughtful as a story even if the game overall doesn't emphasize the story much.
Nolan Morales
if were talking game 5, cover 5 as well however the EU version of MGS4 is one of my favorite covers of all time
Brandon Flores
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Gavin Morris
WHATEVER
Anthony Sullivan
The game is about Kojima leaving Konami, he literally planned the whole thing. This is what he meant about "leaving the industry" if it went wrong. He gave the industry Stockholm syndrome.
Prove me wrong. Kojima isn't Big Boss, he's Ocelot
Lincoln Stewart
user, I'm already Chris Chan
William Nguyen
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Kayden Perry
I really want them to drop the coffin so it would fuck up everyone around.
Isaiah Gray
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Samuel Wood
Who practices this shit?
Brody Lee
At least liking Metal Gear is already a step up.
If people like you didn't exist, who the fuck would write the wikis I like to read?
Evan Young
>does nothing to show how Big Boss became as deluded and misguided as he did
To be honest that was already show in the ending of PW. We didn't really need more info on that, it was pretty clear at that point. TPP does tie up a major loose end with how Cypher became Patriots though, that actually is vital for the story.
Juan Smith
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Kayden Thompson
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Daniel Robinson
confirmed gays
Samuel Perez
>your coffin will never be escorted with such rhythmic, high-energy fervor
Why even die?
Kayden Reed
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Julian Lopez
James Parker
confirmed heterosexual
Andrew Howard
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Xavier Moore
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Huh?
Whose shitpostings are these?
Easton Ramirez
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Aaron Lewis
Guess again Snake.
Nathan Price
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Blake Rodriguez
HEY UHH
Isaiah Howard
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Jordan Sanchez
That wasn't really much of a loose end.
Cooper Peterson
I'm the boss to surpass Big Boss himself, Solid Snake.
Xavier Wilson
G O L D
Andrew Cooper
Kind of was. When PW ended Patriot AIs were nowhere in sight. When MGS1 started they were already around and acting on their own. Surely that shit had to be explained
Adrian Hughes
Call me FACEFUCK
I'm one of your fans
Tyler Murphy
fuking kek
>no bump!
Jaxson Moore
What's stopping you?
Save up and get professional dancing pallbearers from Ghana
Ryder Ross
MORE, SNAKE. BUMP ME MORE!
Chase Young
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!
What did he mean by this?
Benjamin Green
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Parker Rogers
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Adam Cook
Snake, I have compiled the background on your next mission. Head here once you are ready.
youtube.com
Jason Howard
>Patriot AIs were nowhere in sight
The AI pods were obviously the ancestors, and it was implied in MGS4 that Zero was cognizant and still overseeing things up through 1999. MGSV changed that of course, but it wasn't really a major loose end.
Owen Barnes
Is Snake Tales good? I suddenly remembered it existed while looking over my PS3 games and saw i still had the HD collection, i beat all the other games to death but never tried the side content.
Nathan Lopez
>this fucking thread
I love you, lads. Good one
Camden Perry
NOT TODAY SNAKE.
John Powell
>pods were obviously the ancestors
Huh? No they weren't, they were the AIs later used in unmanned metal gears such as teh rei. I don't think it was ever implied that those are the patriots AIs, they literally were metal gear AIs in PW and they were still used as metal gear AIs in V, not exactly a retcon.
Josiah Gonzalez
>game that doesn't let you play it vs game that doesn't have anything to play
Juan Jackson
Ghost Babel is the best Metal Gear game
Prove me wrong.
Adam Clark
love you more
Gavin Rivera
Just side ops basically. Good if you have nothing better to do. Or maybe just masturbate, equally good
Thomas Morales
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Gabriel Wright
4 because it didn't force copy and paste open world missions down your throat, people will copepost with "I-I-ITS A MOVIE NO GAME L-LOL" because its the truth.
Angel Martin
>animu version of MG2 is the best MG
Maybe if you're a gay
Christopher Nelson
It's better than MG2 in every way.
Maybe you're just gay for nostalgia
Dominic Smith
>better than MG2 in every way
Except the story is literally anime. And the characters are just anime. Everything is just anime with MG2 gameplay. If you're a low IQ underage weeb I see how you would find that to be an improvement. But does it have a figure skater character? No it doesn't. So it's objectively shit.
Angel Peterson
FOUR
Leo Hill
Oh shit
Juan Foster
They're fun, though very much meant to be played after you've absorbed all the rest of MGS 2's main story and side material.
Aaron Nelson
>But does it have a figure skater character? No it doesn't. So it's objectively shit.
That sounds more animu than anything that's in Ghost Babel
Justin Brown
based
Dominic Morgan
>No they weren't
The Peace Walker AI literally exists to replicate the will of a human being. Strangelove died and Sigint was put in charge, leading to the AIs thst comprised the Patriots.
Angel Sullivan
>The threads on Yea Forums are very hard to predict, they can change on a dime. A lot of people say it's the worst board in the world.
Truly ahead of his time
Jeremiah Long
Figure skating is real life and NOT anime. The sheer fact that NOBODY EVER brings up Ghost Shit characters tells you how memorable they are. Hell I remember ACID characters better than the Ghost shit ones and I didn't even play ACID, I finished Ghost shit though
William Brown
CAREFUL SNAKE! THAT'S A HOMING SHOT!
Jaxson Smith
As usual, all memes and (you)s OSP.
Camden Clark
Charles Green
GB actually has tighter game design than MG2 thanks to enemies being a little hardier and other things, like enemies getting knocked to the ground getting the attention of nearby guards. It's a great game. I don't like it more than MG2 overall (I prefer how MG2 is structured) but it's far from shit. It's excellent.
The story is nothing special, though I do like Black Chamber.
Juan Reed
>thread gets to page 10
>it just dies, there is no twist ending
Why do they never prepare a twist ending for those threads. Literally 1 job...
Ryder Johnson
4
You get 4+ bombastic asses instead of just 1 or 2
Oliver Baker
The whole reason I got into autism in the first place was because I was no good with people. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But I've finally learned how to like people. I'm not afraid anymore.
Chase Perry
I made the wrong turn somewhere
has anyone seen a blonde boy with a red scarf?
Wyatt King
>a game released in 2000s is slightly better than a NES game
Well I guess it's a fucking masterpiece then. Jesus you Ghost Babel shits are insufferable. Game is shit, deal with it. Literally worse than Pops.
Juan Lewis
Snake, after nearly 200 replies it seems you're still not on page 10.
At times like these, you should stop for a while and think about what you're doing, even the most experienced soldier is bound to have troubles when facing shitposters for hours.
Remember what I taught you back when we were at Fox: When you can't reach Page 10 even by using Sage, you can still stop posting.
An inactive thread has very little chances to be targeted by shitposters, that means you won't have to worry about it getting bumped back all the way up to page 10.
Come on, try it out.
Jason Watson
>he didn't spend V recruiting ALL females in the game creating his own harem
What the fuck
John Walker
Don't believe Millers lies!
Gabriel Bennett
>the twist being that Miller ends up bumping the thread with his explanations, and turns out to be Liquid
Jack Ward
>NES game
Yikes. You've never even played Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. You're missing out; it's one of the best in the whole series.
Landon Parker
Shut up Liquid
Sebastian Clark
I did play it on an emulator like 20 years ago, I just though NES game sounded better than MSX game because nobody knows what the fuck MSX is. Literally what is it. I don't know, is it a record player
Brody Bell
Which is honestly better: Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake - or Ghost Babel?
Grayson Hill
>Snake couldn't tell Liquid from his Master
What a dumbass
Jacob Evans
Nigger
Isaiah Adams
MG2 obviously. Ghost Babel is a weeb fanfic to MG2. Weebs pretend to like it to feel special
Lincoln Rodriguez
based
Parker Long
Metal Gear Touch or Snake Eater Pachinko? Choose wisely
Blake Ross
The retardation is strong
Hudson Edwards
Haven't played GB, but if it happens to have a point, that alone would make it better than MG2 - which didn't.
Austin Johnson
Are you going to pretend you owned MGX and played MG on it? Come on user. You didn't, nobody did. Does MGX even exist, I have no proofs
Jaxon Clark
Ghost Babel.
MG2 just has stronger nostalgia
John Scott
Snake, don't believe the shitposters in this thread.
I always sage my own posts, you can check the status on this thread by looking at the lower right corner of the page.
See? It didn't go up.
Kipling, an English poet who also won the Nobel Prize, said that once you go beyond 100 IPs, you're beyond the reach of janitors and advertisers.
To survive in such surroundings, you have to be strong enough to not take the bait until the thread is archived.
Matthew Sullivan
>if it happens to have a point
It's a weeb spin-off why would it have a point.
Oliver Cooper
No I had Subsistence and played it on that.
The NES game isn't even the same game.
Josiah Morris
WHAT THE-
Gavin Ramirez
Far more distinctive art direction and soundtrack as well.
Eli Reed
What's going on? Respond!
Gabriel Thompson
Its literally the true MG3. MGS is a different direction. if anything MGS is quite literally, Kojima's Metal gear Fanfic Just because MGS is leagues popular and beame the series staple, doesn't mean the original direction is non canon. Thats like arguing metroid prime comes after super and not fusion.
Jacob Robinson
MG2 is also canon and is important to the story. It's the origin story for many MGS1 characters. GB is a fanfic.
Kevin Richardson
Nice Sunglasses
Kevin Powell
Who's he calling?
Isaiah Parker
>MGX
Because its an MSX you retard.
Christian Phillips
GB is better with respect to enemy behavior and sneaking, but MG2 is more fun to explore and almost as fun to sneak through. It also packs in a lot of variety and has a great OST.
Ian Morales
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William Reyes
stop this eli
Asher Thomas
Are you legit retarded? GB was released after MGS1 and ripped off a ton of stuff from that game.
Jacob Stewart
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER
Charles White
Communications with strut C have ceased! Carry out an investigation immediately.
Jose Gonzalez
Congratulations anons, you figured it out, I'm drunk. What's the next step in your masterplan? Ghost Babel is still shit
Lucas Gutierrez
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Kevin Carter
They shared a writer. MGS ripped off a lot from MG2. They also shared a (different) writer.
Jonathan Morris
The canon split when MGS was released
GB is the canon MG3 which leads into MGA
Both of them use MG and MG2 as the base.
Sebastian Torres
! Huh, what was that noise?
Jordan Green
Best way to get PCSX2 keybinds to work well for MGS3? The best I could do was swap Square for L2, Circle for R2 and have two binds for different pressure sensitivity and it still feels hard to not kill people with CQC.
Isaac Peterson
>Uses drugs
>Thinks his opinions on games can possibly be correct
Turns out Ghost Babel is not shit
Jonathan Nelson
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Brody James
Did the writer design the codec as well? Come on user. GB is a cheap spin off
Charles Miller
Ghost Babel is an alternate sequel to MG1, not MG2.
Easton Brooks
Why is that Genome Soldier 50ft tall?
Brayden Murphy
SNAAAAKE
Logan Phillips
You think this thread is bad now, Snake? Watch this.
Gavin Rogers
to anyone that wants to play mgs4 on pc,you can play it through psnow for free by making a trial account,you only have a week tho if you dont want to pay
Henry Davis
kill them all
Hudson Sanchez
More than enough time to watch a movie
Angel Thomas
>""Liking"" ancient bad irrelevant games
Connor Stewart
>there are people in this world who think GB and MGA are better than MGS1 and MGS2
WW3 can't come soon enough
Kayden Baker
>posting a "nigger"
Luke Ortiz
Where's Waluigi?
Adam Russell
do you have to enter shit like credit card info?
if
Colton Sullivan
>shitposting
Eli Rogers
In the assist trophy, where B-lists like him belong.
Jonathan Howard
Metal Gear Ac!d unironically has the best story and characters in the whole series
Ryan Powell
youtube.com
(from newgrounds from like, a million years ago)
Anthony Ramirez
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Ian Smith
I unironically hope you never post again
Asher Jones
Isaiah Evans
Joshua Stewart
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Dominic Taylor
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Cameron Reed
I see you've never played it.
Alice is literally top tier
Parker Mitchell
For some reason,when i picked uk as my country it wanted card info,but when i picked us it didnt ask for anything and i can make unlimited accounts
it has like 5 movies worth of cutscenes
Lucas Murphy
thanks
Daniel Roberts
forgive me master, I am unworthy of laying my eyes upon (You)
Henry Hill
>CASINO?!
Brandon Collins
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William Richardson
SUNLIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHT
Kayden Brooks
bump
Chase Martin
Twin Snakes isn't bad. As user mentioned it's just a bit more over the top in a few cinematics, and with newer mechanics. It is important to play the best version of each game in the main series and in release order more or less.
MGS 1 The Twin Snakes ( GameCube, using Dolphin emu).
MGS 2 substance - PC version OR HD PS3 version using PS3 emu ( RPCS3 )
MGS 3 Subsistence - HD version from the PS3 hd collection, using RPCS3 emu.
OPTIONAL MGS Portable Ops - PSP only . Don't get the Plus version which is focused only on multiplayer. Takes place after MGS3, not really necessary
MGS4 - Only on PS3… so use the same emulator.
MGS Peace Walker - HD version from PS3 on emu. The PSP version is crappy in comparison. This one is a mainline series entry and takes place after MGS3, but directly before MGSV so if you want to play 5 play Peace Walker.
MetalGearRising Revengeance - this is a side story but really quite fun, totally different play style. Play after MGS 4 sometime. Get the PC version which has all the DLC built in
MGSV Ground Zeroes - PC version is the best, this is the intro to the main chapter.
MGSV The Phantom Pain - PC version the best, the definitive edition gives you all the DLC and ground zeroes in one pack.
So there ya go .
Bentley Richardson
sneig :DDDD
Noah Morgan
digüidd :DDD
Zachary Baker
snibidi snab :DD
i wanna fab :DDD
Brandon Jackson
everyone replying to this telling you to play Twin Snakes is a troll, do not fall for their lies
Evan Carter
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Evan Sanchez
Twin Snakes whitewashed the vocal cast.
Everybody just sounds like a bored american now.
Asher Scott
300 IQ based post
Luke Cooper
that faggot user forgot to say that you need to activate num lock.
Samuel Thompson
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Oliver Collins
kek
Leo Rogers
>AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHH SAVE ME BIG BOSS
Landon Cox
Guys while we've all been here in this thread Snake made another thread and got all the way to page 10. We've been played like a fiddle.
Jaxon Morgan
I don't recall that but if that's a problem I wonder if there is a mod to patch in the original voices. Also one could play the Japanese version which I think has the small actors.
Of you don't want to play Twin Snakes then either use the PC version of Integral or emulate the original PSX version of Integral
Brayden Brown
Ayden Hill
Play Mg1 & MG2, all the anons on here that skip the 2D games are faggots
Leo Smith
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Blake Roberts
MG1 is honestly not bad a game.
Charles Thompson
Twin Snakes isn't totally awful, but it's worse than the original. Also
>Suggesting Portable Ops, which is neither canon nor good
>Not recommending Metal Gear 2
Why?
Ethan Adams
Nah, it's pretty great. Fuck Coward Duck, though.
Mason Rivera
JOHNNY
James Gonzalez
Muh nostalgia.
Games are garbage
Ethan Sullivan
MG2 is better than MGS1, the the 3D in MGS1 didn't age as well and it's only new mechanics are wall leaning & the sniper scope. Everything else is the same except for locations and story. MG2 has Big Boss & Master Miller, the real ones too.
Easton Hill
Those games weren't released in English until 2008, and I just played them 2 years ago. Try again
Jaxon Robinson
Hmmmm a bag of Doritos...?
Thomas Davis
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Aiden Bailey
The biggest difference between MG2 and MGS1 is how little MGS1 comparatively cares about sneaking or exploration. I think MGS1 has aged great, but I like MG2 much more for this reason.
Kayden Butler
If the TPP is released as a remaster edition with the game actually finished with a bonus mission as Solid Snake fights Venom, would you guys buy it?
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>Mmm... that was delicious!
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Ryder Collins
Snake! Don't make too much noise or you'll be spotted. Be careful when you're snacking on those Doritos™.
Ethan Flores
Spotted
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>bonus mission as Solid Snake fights Venom
Sounds dumb.
Gavin Peterson
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Levi Evans
sunovabitch. the spoiler trick doesn't work anymore
Jordan Ramirez
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Cameron King
SNAKE
Page 10 is straight down. Better move it! There's no time. The terrorists are ready to launch.
Charles Russell
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Oliver Walker
That fuckin nigger and his hostages made me reload the game. To think that he was one of my recruits from MGSV...
Josiah Ward
MOH!
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My favorite enemy sound.
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Jonathan Nelson
He was probably someone Big Boss personally picked himself, the asshole.
Zachary Fisher
Snake, do you know about Triforce?
Back in the old days of Yea Forums, people used complex ASCII techniques as a form of insider entertainment, one such technique was known as the triforce.
The triforce was specifically created as both an indentifier and newfag deterrent, when their identity came into question, newfags would mistakenly try to copypaste the oldfag's triforce and repost it, try to pass on as oldfags.
Of course, that wouldn't work, the formatting would created what people call a Failed Triforce, giving them away, getting laughed at and derided, much to the entertainment of the ruling elite of oldfags of the time.
Nowadays, due to the continuous lowering of posting standards and a new generation of newfags, Triforce posting has stopped being a deterrent for better or worse, but on the other hand that made newfags much more powerful than they were before.
The old Triforce was specifically made out of large doses of Epic and Win, opposed to the Failed Triforce, which only radiates Gay and Fail.
It is imperative you keep the secrets of the Triforce as such Snake, if the shitposters were to find out the formatting codes then the entire internet would fall into chaos, newfags successfully pretending to be oldfags would lead to a massive destabilization of power, you cannot allow that.
Isaac Torres
Dominic Bailey
Thomas Bailey
Isaiah Wood
Ok now write me a Fanfic
Justin Price
Snake I'm near...
Jaxon Perry
OLIIIOLLIIIIOOOOOOOOH
Ayden Perez
Shagohod... The walking behemoth
Carter Edwards
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Snake what happened?! Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE
Landon Garcia
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Daniel Lewis
%triforce
Benjamin Richardson
>gets shot at by sniper
>sits down on the spot to call Otacon
Charles Baker
how many triangles do you see, Yea Forums?
Tyler Turner
Φ∞Φ
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Snake, I have made a newer version of a newfag detector.
Noah King
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Carter Cook
>Yea Forums is the new Yea Forums now
Imagine my shock.
Luis Rogers
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Julian Diaz
Yea Forums has been Yea Forums since there was a Yea Forums faggot
Camden Scott
This isn't even the first time we have Snake sneaking to page 10 threads, you absolute newfag.
Dominic Taylor
Fuck off. OP just came up with OC.
I know you newfags don't understand what OC is because it's never happened since you've been here but this thread is OC. Drink it in this is the best Yea Forums gets.
Cooper Parker
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Joshua Scott
hi newfag
Daniel Smith
Eli Torres
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Jose Powell
Oh it’s just you.
Evan Bennett
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Alexander Parker
>Fuck off. OP just came up with OC.
boards.fireden.net
Snake, in China we have an old saying "One check in the archive, One check in the report box", it means that you should always distrust what people say on Yea Forums, especially when they make big claims, never forget this.
By the way, do you want to save?
Noah Clark
very impressive
Luis Moore
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Landon Nguyen
Playing through Metal Gear Solid 2
Did the writing team smoke pot during production? I don't hate the weirdness, but man, it gets pretty wacky, especially compared to MGS1.
Alexander Watson
well, that's just embarrassing
Robert Myers
Yea Forums was born from Yea Forums. It is only natural that memes evolve from their parents to their children.
Joseph Evans
Ah, you're here at last. Looks like the Jannie's info was right.
Twice now, you've made me taste a bitter vacation. I hate to disappoint the Advertisers, but you're mine now.
Shitposters are proud creatures, they prefer to post alone. This time, I've got 12 (You)s.
Joseph Baker
That's it!
That's the shitpost!
Carson Hill
nice
Connor Williams
The question is: will Snake be able to reach page 10 before hitting the bump limit?
Oliver Robinson
This is a STEALTH mission
James Evans
Really back then everyone started off on Yea Forums and then go off onto the other boards. It used to be the most popular board for awhile. Now Yea Forums is that board.
Isaac Phillips
Snake. Try to remember the basics of shitposting.
Charles Moore
I can see your post history.
You like posting on /y/ don't you?
Brandon Parker
Gabriel Edwards
I-I just like the dick sucking p-part i swear!
Hunter Jones
>Reporting them is also a good idea
What reason should be given when reporting?
Nicholas Price
>tfw you realise snake was your father figure growing up because of your absentee dad
Parker Powell
Evan King
*takes rip of dank weed*
Blake Johnson
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William Phillips
>actually telling people to choose to play twin snakes over mgs1
user...
Owen Harris
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Cooper Moore
Who likes this?
Chase Martinez
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Carson Cruz
I'm not sure if this is a clever ruse to make us search the archive for Snake's trail so we abandon this thread until he make it to page 10 or if he's already snuck past us
James Turner
GET OUT OF MY MIND
Christopher Johnson
>page 10
>not using the catalog in [current year]
The absolute STATE of newfags........
Carter Brooks
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Zachary Richardson
IT SAYS THE PAGE NUMBER IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER DUMBASS
Jayden Clark
Ethan Morgan
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Jason Stewart
Elijah Ross
Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but my leather pants are making my ass cheeks clap too loudly.
Zachary Bailey
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Christopher Wood
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Logan King
God I wish that were me
Charles Evans
Sometimes I wonder if 2 nukes were enough.
Lincoln Roberts
I was expecting it to pan over and be all men.
Source?
Brody Edwards
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO MASTER
Kevin Rogers
He got one page. Everyone watch your back.
Nolan Robinson
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Isaac Sanchez
WHACK EM
Isaiah Hughes
Haha guys that was a lot of fun blank posting together but I'd like to now know how to blank post on clover, any suggestions?
Michael Long
Snake. We had presumed you dead after the Tanker Incident. Your appearance in this exercise was never a possibility we entertained. Yes, we admit it, you've surprised us this time. Sadly, there will be no more surprises from you in the future. We will ensure that. Additional data from this exercise will be gathered, and compiled into the new SSI (Solid Snake Interference) factor, letting us account for your meddling in future scenarios. You will never reach page 10, Snake. Our control of Yea Forums will continue, as it always has.
...To be frank, this is the last place we would expect to find you, Snake. Take a look at this cesspool. This is what we have to sort through, day after day, hour after hour, every minute. Looking for that rare post worth bringing attention to, for our current narrative to finally seep through and become Yea Forums's narrative, and shitposting everything else into the ground. Of all places you could take the fight, Snake, you picked the worst one.
Christian Diaz
Snake, this thread is full of hot heads. You've got to book it to page 10 before the plane takes off!
Carson Campbell
Must be my imagination.
Nathan Diaz
Snake, so it's you who've been making all this fuss!
I thought I taught you how to not make waves, but I see you took nothing from my teachings.
You'll never reach page 10 now with all these Jians around, I at least hope your legs are still okay.
Kayden Price
>400 replies
i still love you v
Xavier Powell
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Josiah Foster
You let him slip to page 5.
Gurlukovich will not be happy.
Landon Nelson
Jaxson Gray
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Joseph Evans
Well done Snake you're nearly there.
NOW DESTROY METAL GEAR
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Holy shit that Metal Gear fight set
I bet it was held together with Garret's jizz
Gabriel Perez
ahah, imagine having a wall with japanese women's asses moving toward you, slightly decreasing your ability to move in the move until you end up with a girl's ass on your face ahah, that would be dumb right
Levi Morris
Plane, huh?
Cameron Hernandez
A Hind D? Colonel, what's a wall of Russian gunship doing here?
Brayden Roberts
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Jackson Taylor
"Narrative" means "lies." You're shitposting too.
Logan Murphy
Yes.
Christian White
SQUAD! CHECK IN!
Brody Murphy
Guys why do I keep seeing this robot guy with blonde hair in the threads? Yeesh, the things people can do with photo editing these days.
Ryan Sanders
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William Evans
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Connor Morris
MOVEMENT!
Lincoln Butler
Seal team 10
Camden Cook
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Jose Gomez
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Elijah Scott
A dud!
Tyler Jones
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Chase Campbell
Hey Snake! It's Sakurai. Just wanted to thank you once again for returning for Ultimate. It really means a lot to mean and, more importantly, the fans!
And sorry I forgot to tell you I lifted the gun ban since Brawl. But weapons and equipment OSP, am I right? Lol
Nathan Flores
Gun ban, huh?
Ian Morgan
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Colton Gonzalez
Must have been my imagination...
Jaxson Jenkins
newfag lol
Jack Hughes
I hope snek makes it dudes.
I've even saged this post
Leo Long
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Dominic Diaz
Where did he go?!
Thomas Allen
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Ian White
Colonel, look... I'm going to do a Mr. Krabs impression... eurh eurh eurh eurh eurh eurh eurh
Easton Foster
say it with me user!
SA
Parker Flores
Avatarfagging or signature use.
Jacob Anderson
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Cooper Murphy
WHAT THE FUCK
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kek faggot watch this
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Nathan Cooper
What was that clapping noise?
Ayden Torres
V could be nice as a spin off or its own series, kind of like survive in a way. The open world really hurts it.
4 is a better metal gear game, except for the excessive amount of cutscenes. For me, the gameplay in 4 is the pinnacle of the series.
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Dominic Allen
>Have an idea for an MGS Boss Squad
>Will never be able to do anything with it
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Connor Miller
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Jayden Nelson
Snake, I'm a kitty cat. Mrrreeeoow
Camden Stewart
I'm almost there Colonel, only 50 more posts.
Still, I can't shake this bad feeling I had since earlier, how is it that there's so many shitposters in here?
You told me I wouldn't have needed to rely on the bump limit to get to page 10, I even had to sage all of my posts to make it through here, don't you think it's...strange?
Isaiah Morris
what the fuck man :(
Jeremiah Phillips
Glorious
Tyler Nguyen
John Garcia
Let me give you a challenge, Snake
Easton Butler
>Want to replay MGS
>Remember all that backtracking and climbing up and down Rex at the end
Angel Harris
HEY, SHUT UP IN THERE, WILLYA?!
Ryder Nelson
SECURE THAT FUKKIN DISK. Also wire the solars while you are at it.
Dominic Parker
>inhales
KAZUMAAA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Wyatt Hernandez
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Michael Torres
Daniel Wilson
Snake, I made a Midna thread to distract the shitposters. They can't stop themselves around shortstacks. Good luck Snake, I know you can get to page 10!
Charles Perry
Not yet Snake, it's not over yet!
Grayson Bell
I know the graphics aren't as charming but just play twin snakes then dude
Jackson Baker
Huh? You didn't think you made it this far by yourself, did you?
In any case, the launch preparations are complete. Once the world glimpses the power of this weapon, the White House will have no choice but to surrender the FoxDie vaccine to me. Their ace-in-the-hole is useless now...
The Pentagon's plan to use you was already successful... on Page 5.
Snake, you're the only one who doesn't know. Poor fool.
Jaxon Sanders
It doesn't force you to backtrack to the blast furnace to heat the key? I never actually played it.
Parker Mitchell
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Connor Jenkins
Snake! That's...that's Christopher Robin!
Good lord, why is HE here?
Snake, you must retreat, you have no hope to ever win against his pitching technique, a single throw of his can perforate multilayered tank plating, his legendary skill is such that any balls he throws can describe any sort of trajectory and even defy causality, you don't even have a bat with you.
I can't believe my eyes, but why is he here? HQ told us he was busy with on a honeybear eradication raid on behalf of the Chinese government, could it be that we got the wrong intel? Are the chinese at Epic behind this too?
Josiah Sanchez
You can do that, or just use some shootable pipes in the hangar that change the disk into hot/cold mode instantly.
Ryder Reed
....wait WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CLOWN A.I FULL SWEEP NOW!!!!
Joseph Cox
Nope, there are some pipes you can shoot in Rex's lair to heat/cool it.
Julian Clark
Sounds good. Glad they realized how tedious that backtracking was and fixed it.
Landon Robinson
Adam Robinson
Metal... gear?
Anthony Phillips
The Chinese government, uh? Linked to Epic Games? Now that you mention, it does make sense. Epic Games having Tencent as their second major shareholder. And of course, the government has their hands in such a big company. But why would Chinese spies stay on Yea Forums, in such a hostile environment, after an unsuccessful campaign of propaganda under the guise of Epic shills? I thought the Tianenmen Square shitposting would get rid of them. How is it possible?
Levi Long
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Nathaniel Price
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Grayson Rivera
bump
Ayden Clark
Fuck you there is nothing wlong with Epic Store.
You buy now!
Owen Kelly
>A "reach page 10" shitpost will reach bump limit
Absolute state of nu/v/
Austin Barnes
Better than any other thread this week
Matthew Sanders
Snake... The Secretary of Defense has taken over active control of this operation. He's on his way there by AWACS. Not only that, B-2 Bombers just lifted off from Galena Airforce Base. They're carrying B61-13 thread-piercing tactical autosage bombs. The Secretary of Defense heard that Naomi double-crossed us and he's worried about Fox Die. Now that there's no more danger of a nuclear strike from Metal Gear, he's going to do whatever's necessary to cover up the truth of what really happened here. I may only be a shitposter here, but I'm still officially in command of this thread. If I issue an order to everyone to sage their posts, It'll confuse the chain of command and at least buy you some time. It'll give you a chance to escape to page 10!
Gavin Barnes
For once we get to have fun and fuck around on a video game related topic, I'd say it's a resounding success
Isaiah Jenkins
>461543792
Jack Powell
Two /user/s have defeated him before. It was only two, but that's higher than zero.
Christian Long
Nice thread
Bentley Baker
Let me help you out with that Snake. It's only a file name, but it might still support you.
Isaac Bailey
URGH, MY GUTS
Juan Mitchell
ROY CAMPBELL HAS BEEN RELIEVED OF DUTY!
Angel Russell
>filename
epic
Nolan Howard
Snake, we're just about out of time.
Here's a final present from Deepthroat.
I'LL STOP THEM FROM BUMPING
Mason Clark
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Michael Kelly
>Here's a final present from Deepthroat.
My sister said the same thing before she moved out.
Grayson Baker
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
Jeremiah Ward
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James Fisher
NOW, GET TO PAGE TEEEEEEEEEN
Nathan Davis
AAAAAAAAAAA
Colton Howard
>The Twin Snakes
You know better than to post the inferior version.
Dominic Smith
Crab Battle?!