If you weren't meant to self insert into video games they wouldn't give you a controller
If you weren't meant to self insert into video games they wouldn't give you a controller
Jackson Murphy
Lincoln Thompson
>tfw no cute girl butthole to smell
Ethan Reyes
id self insert into those brappers if you catch my drift
Camden Cooper
I'd knead their buns, if you're smelling what I'm cooking.
Levi King
this
Hudson Gomez
I’d get gangbanged by their massive gaggle of cocks if you peep my parsley.
Aaron Hall
Controller is one of the reasons I can't self insert. I can when reading books and watching movies, but interactivity ruins identifying for me. I feel like a dude controlling the game character first and foremost, it's hard to get immersed when you are spinning around when NPCs speak to you or keep jumping/rolling to traverse faster.
Landon Hughes
>tfw no futa Samus gf
Joseph Wilson
God I want to lick their shitholes
Brandon Johnson
STOP IT STOP POSTING STINKY BRAPPERS I'M ON NO-FAP
Lincoln Cruz
What kind of loser imagines himself in the videogame he's playing. I never understand this.
Isaac Myers
t. Dwayne Johnson
Eli Wilson
>needing to process controller input
This is like thinking about turning the page or being conscious of every letter in every word. The controller disappears just like all that other shit does when you're engrossed in a game, regardless of weird videogamey shit.
Jackson Brooks
God I wish that were me.
Jacob Davis
Which one?
Bentley Gomez
AHHH FUCK
Gabriel Russell
>another thread for autists to talk about their boners together instead of talking about games
Why don't you guys just lurk NSFW boards as well as Yea Forums so you don't have to skirt around the whole "Yea Forums is a SFW board for talking about games and not your boners" thing?
Robert Howard
>They
Who
Justin Rodriguez
I would cum in their assholes if you know what I mean
Justin Davis
Zelda, but I wouldn't pass the chance of being Samus or Twintelle either.
Nathan Morris
you mean a self-inserter
Joshua Harris
back to resetera tranny
Joseph Watson
What did he mean by this?
Connor Wright
Self-insertfags are cancer. I want to see unique, different worlds from another perspective. If I wanted to self-insert, I'd live my boring ass life like I always do. The only reason anyone self-inserts in a game with an established character is because they want to fuck the girls. Fuck that unless there's a specific option to fuck the girls, I wanna go on an adventure and do cool stuff. If I wanted to fuck girls, I'd go out and talk to them in real life.
Carter Baker
I want Twintelle to sit on my face!
Cooper White
Bigger
James Reyes
Hypothetically speaking, would you whore your ass out for fat cocks and fuck and suck them all day? Don’t worry, I’m asking this ironically so it’s still sfw.
Justin Taylor
>The only reason anyone self-inserts in a game with an established character is because they want to fuck the girls.
take some time off this board my man
Kevin Gray
if I wanted trannies I'd go to literally every NSFW board on this website where a good 20% of the threads are dedicated to jerking off to them.
Why the fuck are you pretending Yea Forums hasn't always had a massive boner for traps?
I remember back in 2006ish when Bridgette threads were constant
Dominic King
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
Easton Murphy
>Twintelle smells so good that she stops time.
god i wish that were me.
Cameron King
I'm also replying ironically, of course. I would definitely some cocks, but not to the point to being a turbowhore. I would be more of a cocktease before picking up a desirable partner. Of course, all ironically. What about you? Who would you be?
Ayden Edwards
God she is perfect
Jeremiah Morales
>desiring male penis
look at these gaylords
Levi Robinson
I want to grope her huge tits and fat ass.
Isaac Barnes
Don't play coy, you know damn well that to be the case. Otherwise why would OP post that image?
Leo Martin
god I want to huff their farts then obediently accept their poop directly into my mouth.
The heavenly odor, the hearty taste.
maybe I'd even get to lick their stiletto heels before they stomp on me.
Brayden Taylor
I want to grope her everything
Jaxon Fisher
I wonder what her lips would feel like around my fat cock...
Jeremiah Edwards
It's all ironically.
Robert Watson
Lincoln Peterson
I have the opposite problem. Games that are too cinematic or have some idiot ranting into your ear over the radio kill any kind of immersion I have.
Jack Kelly
John Morgan
Brutal mog
Oliver Young
Fuck, and look at those sumptuous tits that are begging to be toyed with, too!
David Rodriguez
i would catch the drift of those brappers if you catch my drift
Evan Cooper
what if she makes an angry face at you then slaps you?
Sebastian Butler
That'd just make my penis harder
Robert Parker
Accept the slap, but I’d keep going strongly and mold my hands into her soft, supple features.
Jaxon Moore
>you will never lick their shitholes
Easton Collins
Scratch your ass then rub the butthole.
Now you can bury you face in it and take a big sniff and it will be like real girl :-D
Easton Russell
Angry Samus is hot too
Brayden Fisher
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
Jayden Rivera
Isaac Fisher
Incredible.
In case this thread gets deleted, there’s currently a samus thread over at /trash/ that might be pretty fun.
Jaxon Gomez
>that pornhub video where samus makes fun of your tiny dick
Brandon Bennett
Jackson Myers
>tfw last and only IRL girlfriend wouldn't even let me touch her asshole, even after i told her it was what i was most into
>broke up without even going all the way
>graduated college and not interested in sex or relationships anymore
>never got to taste a shithole
I have regrets
Aiden Mitchell
The ideal figure
Maybe even a little bit more, actually
Cooper Torres
I licked the rim once, got some heavy poopstank. Lesson is it's pretty much like a dude's asshole but looks more appealing
Nathan Harris
I love when she is angry
Noah Phillips
you're supposed to have them clean it first idiot
Isaiah Gutierrez
you're supposed to enjoy herm dick not go full homo
Nicholas Watson
>there's a vn where you play as some woman's panties
Brayden Parker
Femdom faggots need to be gass
Levi Rogers
I want to be panties. Please share more details.
Christian Gutierrez
is it translated
Owen Peterson
*gassed
Hudson Phillips
>I wanna go on an adventure and do cool stuff.
>I
well well well
Henry Reyes
gross
based
Jaxson Reed
yeah thats the idea
Owen White
Link now
Brody Jackson
>Tfw, we'll never get a stealth Metroid Spin-off where you play only as Zero Suit Samus.
This part in Zero Mission was cool, fuck you.
Noah Martinez
>or keep jumping/rolling to traverse faster
How is this anyone's fault but your own?
Ryder Edwards
>fat
>saggy tits
disgusting
Bentley Harris
It's probably one of those still image JOIs. There are thousands of them and they're all mostly the same.
Sebastian Taylor
Aiden Price
That section was really unexpected to me, but holy fuck, it was enjoyable. Would love another ZSS thing like that.
Landon Peterson
Why would someone jerk off to this?
Aaron Gomez
>gay
>faggot
disgusting
Jonathan Russell
Image all the new gameplay situations!
Jason Moore
A lot of subs like having their weewee made fun of. Simple as that.
Benjamin Myers
I don't really self insert as Samus but I would gladly insert myself in her.
Angel Martin
that's a puffy vulva
Aiden Scott
This was so perfect, why ruin it with the cock.
Jace Sanders
Ahhhhhhhh!!!
I’m at work I wanna fap to these butts!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I can’t fap but need to!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zachary Davis
Imagine all the art and doujins that would erupt.
Not only do we get a fun vidya, but we’d also get hundreds more of ZSS lewds!
Gavin Carter
If the tits don't sag, get away from me slag
Luis Miller
Use the bathroom user!
Oliver Cox
Logan Sanchez
Yeah, I'm playing the game and as the player, I want to see what the MC of the games I play goes through. I don't self-insert, I merely observe the objectives at hand.
Benjamin Davis
Why are you such a faggot??
Ryan Evans
I'd love to be gassed by her ass while she bullies me
Luis Brooks
>hurr look at me guys i get off on inhaling microscopic scat also all furries are degenerates and need to be killed but not me because im so better then them
kill yourselves.
Charles Sullivan
Then you aren't going on cool adventures. You are just watching someone go on cool adventures.
epitome of a cuck.
Parker Brooks
>come to Yea Forums to discuss video games
>first thread I see is a bunch of kids talking about sniffing assholes & licking buttcracks
Yall niggas weird
Christopher Ross
It's a fetish. Some JOI SPH videos are pretty good. Or so I heard.
Cameron Davis
go back
Luke Morales
Bentley Carter
I wanna creampie and impregnate Samus
Thomas Morris
>Yea Forums
>vydia
Pick one. We talk about futas and do ERP here.
Robert Moore
Anthony Gray
>tfw i fapped to the Samus & Dog stages in SSBU
Brody Ross
>come to Yea Forums to discuss video games
First mistake.
Brody Parker
Brap threads are cancer
Anthony Howard
How many lewd Samus stages were made? Got any on hand?
Jace Campbell
Better than trying to live my life through someone else's accomplishments.
Joshua Rivera
source me my good man
Isaac Cox
>bunch of kids
>Yall
>niggas
Back to Twitter.
Blake Cox
If that is what helps you sleep at night, cuck.
Meanwhile I am going on cool adventures. Sucks to be you.
Zachary Roberts
snu-snu me mommy
Ethan Stewart
Or MAYBE the controller was invented so you could play vidya on a tv while sitting on your couch.
Not everything is a clown world conspiracy.
Landon Roberts
No u
Liam James
Fuck off furfag, know your place
Ryan Perry
8
rule34.paheal.net
They're almost all here, except the one where she jerk off the dog.
Levi Young
Go back to inhaling scat you subhuman.
Jose Rivera
She can do more than that user
Charles Parker
>We got a doujin based on this
Bless all the anons who made this possible.
Aiden Ward
sauce on your pic plz baby
Alexander Perez
HATEFUCK
Andrew Mitchell
Stage builder was Nintendo’s greatest accident of all time.
Asher Wood
He's talking about his dick.
Levi Mitchell
I want to asphyxiate myself under Twintelles ass
Xavier Brown
is there more
Jace Cook
Furfags are objectively subhuman.
Scatfags are just degenerates.
Nathaniel Perry
have sex furgin
Camden Stewart
What?
Caleb Gutierrez
There is:
David Howard
>you will never be princess carried out of a razed research station by Samus and receive nursing handjobs and calcium as you recover on her ship
Jonathan Evans
>Samus will never use you as a body pillow
Asher Roberts
>you will never play Smash with Samus
Andrew Walker
remember to try running full pages through saucenao before asking for sauce user.
Samuel Scott
Samus doskoinpo doujin when
Aaron Long
Ayden Lewis
>furfag spergs out again and wonders why no one likes him
Levi Bennett
Humanity is not ready for that user
Thomas Rodriguez
Nobody likes farttards either. You too should kiss already.
Matthew Williams
My dick is ready for it. I want, no, -need- fifteen pages of Samus suffocating guys between her thighs and kneeing them in the crotch until they cum. Armpit worship is also an absolute requirement.
Joseph Hill
>Samus suffocating guys between her thighs
But user... They would die
Mason Bennett
What better way to go?
Benjamin Harris
I'm sure you can think of better ways
Camden Foster
They would die happy
Noah Clark
Than squished between Zero Suit thighs? I don't know, I think that's probably the best way.
Unless she can make me cum so hard I leave the mortal plane
Nicholas Watson
>Unless she can make me cum so hard I leave the mortal plane
user We are talking about Samus. Anything is possible
Dominic Nguyen
They are suppose to make Samus happy user. Dying means they failed.
Jacob Butler
She’d have to be pretty big to squish you with her thighs.
Brayden Hernandez
She would need flexibility and strongs legs. She got both
Owen Watson
Holy fuck.
Aaron Howard
You ok user?
Zachary King
>thread devolved to just Samusposting
You disappoint me, Yea Forums.
Jordan Hill
Jose Turner