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>Owl
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At this point I'm convinced CDPR shills shit on themselves here as some strange form of marketing. Maybe anti-contrarians actually eat this shit up.

>he still doesn't get it's CDPR's way of trolling

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Just like every figure the final product will look like shit.

Also, give me Triss in kunoichi costume

>Triss in kunoichi costume
Don't you mean an Onmyo mage costume?

Geralt is White Sekiro now.

They are kinda similar.

>both known as wolf
>both use different "swords" for different type of enemies

Anjin Geralt

Fuku-Triss? That's some next level peenginering.

But there's no Triss in Nioh.

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>imagine being THIS underage of a newfag to ALREADY start comparing Sekiro with Witcher and NOT very obvious Nioh

What is notJapan of Witcherverse? Does it even exist?

Owl from Sekiro is a aged Gerald who because of portal ended in sengoku japan. Deepest lore.

They are both wolfs.

In wicher universe most of the world is undiscovered.

you know the witcher games are about 10 years older right?

Gomenasai, my name is Geralt-Sama.

I'm a 95 year old Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my parchment, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan

god I hate bearded Geralt

Someone adapt this to the magic horse whistling pasta NOW.

>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received