Reminder that these are living proof that someone, somewhere, at some point in the Souls universe...

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Because they reused the animation skeletons from bloodborne

I hate these fuckers
>Massive poise
>At NG+5 and beyond them might as well one shot you
>Massive reach, can engage at any distance
>Tons of health
>Wonky hitboxes
>Always accompanied by other assholes
Thank god Pyromancy and Dorhys exist

Isn't priscilla bigger proof of that?

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just run past lol.
they're all never placed in a way where you can't simply run past.
even near the twinkling headstone you can just bait them around in circles and then head straight for the peak.
they stop following you after you reach it.

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>just run past lol.
Then I'd stop playing Souls games because outside of a few bosses you can run past anything.
If I don't kill the fuckers where's the point?

And now you see one of the gaping flaws in these games.

isn't that literally the only male viper in the universe.
That's a whole new level of gay.

Never pretended otherwise.

my little user can't be this retarded!

Fightning everything is viable up until NG+3.
after that it can be ranges from pretty hard to impossible depending on your build.
the standard way is to get one of them at a time to aggro you using arrows. and try to pick em off one by one basically.

I only want to drink their blood

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Oh yes I can be!

period blood maybe, you're not fooling anyone dragon fucker.

just in case you weren't joking, the "man" in man-serpent refers to humans, and not a specific gender
you'll have to excuse me if I missed a joke, I unironically have autism

How do you think it felt for an entire legion to actually be brapped to death by a dragon?

humans can't even pleasure dragons. Their vagi would be like 50x the size of our puny dicks

It's okay, buddy, I was just joking. No harm done though.

speak for yourself manlet.

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I only fuck dragons with my quadruple damage split greatsword

Sinh was a bad fight anyway, that crusty fucker. Drakeblood Knights still have some of the best looking armor though

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>Gwynevere literally fucks Seathe and they have a child together
>Nameless king leaves the family so he can fuck off with Dragons, most likely fucking a few of them while he's there
>Gwyn himself has a halfbreed daughter, proving he has fucked at least one dragon in her babymaker
The entire fucking royal family is filled with scalies. The only one that hasn't fucked a Dragon is a trap.

>The only one that hasn't fucked a Dragon is a trap

*None that we know of so far.

I don't blame them.

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Agree with you on the armor. Drakeblood greatsword is weird because of its multi elements. I thought that sinh was a good fight tho. I recently fought em again a few weeks ago with dual caestuses. The only lame part is that weapons actually seem to brake faster against him.

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There's that one western porn game about saving (and banging) princesses and one of the options available to you there is to "opt out for a dragon instead"

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Chasing him from one end of the are to the other is not fun, and flying away seems to be 90% of his moves.

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Gwyndolin very well may have. Its just that there wouldn't be a child. As a "female", he couldn't impregnate a dragon and he could couldn't get impregnated either. But that leaves the question of who the fuck is Yorshka. It seems like gwyndolin was with her but what was their relationship?

Fair opinion.

>The Darkmoon Knights were once led by my elder brother, the Dark Sun Gwyndolin.
Gee user, I don't know.

Or a dragon fucked somebody.
You ever think of that?

user, dark souls 3 released almost 3 years ago. You can't expect me to remember everything. Besides, you don't have to be related by blood to call someone a brother.

She calls Gwyn father, and Gwynevere sister too.

Thanks for the clarification. Fuck yorshka and her dumb spear and dumb convenant though. Sullyvahn was right to hide her away from the rest of the world.

You wouldn't fuck a BIG ASS dragon would you Yea Forums??????

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Nigga u slow af

>Besides, you don't have to be related by blood to call someone a brother.

Only in your japanese animes.