Play Mass Effect

Play Mass Effect

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with so little time in the day to play video games i'd rather spend my time on actual good games, thanks

>inb4 biodrone defense force

>no krogan romance

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You deleted your old thread? What a pussy. Better game coming through

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Can't delete threads anymore. If you weren't a tourist, you'd know this.
Your post got btfo by mods because it was SHIT.
Fuck off.

I am. And I'm going to fuck your daughter.

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nice heavy draggers

You mean they deleted the entire thread?
LMFAO.

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post dem veiny tits

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god I wanted to rape her so much, why did they give this MILF such gigantic tits.

Daily reminder that:
>Liara is a best waifu, Jack second and Samara third. Miranda acceptable, rest of them absolutely not.
>To gas all Talicancers and their space gypsy-kike kind
>To gas all Femturs too
>Only ending is Destroy ending, rest is literal cuckery
>Andromeda never happened, don't talk about it

Hackett out.

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Swap Jack with Miranda and Samara with Ashley and we may have an agreement.

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I can work with that, good user. Deal.

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>boobveines

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That is the hottest part.

>those knees

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Begone, foul Talicancer.

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Okay

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Not even a question, not to mention Ash will soon be glowing ashes anyway.

gib salarian gf pls

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i did, 2nd one was best and the dieing assassin, Garrus, and Tali were the best party members.

If you REALLY think about it.... All main Mass Effect games are just Dragon Age Origins except unnecessarily dragged on over 3 games, in space and with a much worse ending.

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But they are almost asexual.

>Good little human, fall for that asari! Don't you ever breed with your own kind or you'll be a Terra Firma racist!

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Then make her sexual.

Spaceschlomo pls go.

test

i'm having a stroke at this very moment

i am dead fucking serious

i would go to the phone to call for help but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

this will be the last thing i ever type in my life

goodbye Yea Forums

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Sure, just not the first one.

>just don't play the only mass effect with RPG elements, atmosphere, worldbuilding, exploration and non-symphonic generic orchestra soundtrack
finally some good fucking cringe

Laterz.

Great! I'll grab my stuff!

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Based retard. If you had any brains you'd post your address so somebody else could call an ambulance for you.

Might as well play Andromeda then, at least that game has good combat

wtf whose knees. fuck aliens. I mean don't.

I did, it was shit

>I mean don't.
Too late.

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>fuck aliens.
Alright

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>no Samara romance

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I want to but everytime I think about it I remember 3 and device its not worth it

i did, what of it?

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This is something for which BioWhore should be held responsible in the court of law.

Cute!

gay

Can't have a space opera without big Troi titties.

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Imagine a courtroom full of biodrones representing BioWare screaming at the prosecution. Terrifying and smelly

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Haven't played a mass effect game in years, if I would, I would play 2

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Already did a couple of paragon/mixed runs
Should I do a 1&2 renegade one?

youtube.com/watch?v=j-USQlE_vu0
What do you think

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brb downloading it again

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Replayed Mass Effect recently with the intention of moving on to two. But I forgot that the game pretty much locks you out from most quests after Vermire.

So now I’m forced to replay it again on Hardcore just to experience all the content. Hopefully I can get around to playing ME3, I bought it on release but never played it.

nice

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is the multiplayer for me3 still alive on PC?

>not leaving her mission till last to get a weak and hallucionating liara

Very

remember the six gorillion!

>actually have the small pp
>she hallucinates it to be the big PP
Hell yeah motherfucker

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When I played a few weeks back I was able to get bronze ranked matches near instantly but the wait for Silver/Gold was long enough that I never actually got in one

Not with that powerset

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>3D

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Why did GETH start fighting again?

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With self-awareness comes a will for self-preservation

Already did, good stuff

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>The turians are our greatest allies, they protect us and we run allll their businesses.

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Tali is cute and all but I just can't get my dick hard with her, Now Asari are where it's it, built for PP

>no Daro'Xen romance

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Yes, they were PROTECTING THEMSELVES. Quarians shot first and kept shooting.

Tali is a whore with a womb-tattoo, who offers you threesome with your friend. Disgusting.

>who offers you threesome with your friend
Yes your boyfriend

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Absolutely disgusting. Another reason why Talicancers are the worse filth of the galaxy.

And liara offers you one with Ashley

I'll take things that never happened for 500, John.

>Not wanting a good Christian girl
Fucking disgusting.

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No, she doesn't. The rival storms out before she can give her input on the matter.

Based.
This universe is for us humans, no one else.

The tragic absence of a lot of content for Benezia is unforgettable.

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Look at that pleb, wanting used-goods spic roastie.

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Based

Always wanted to come back and replay the trilogy in a way I havent tried before. Is there a simple guide to a full on HUMANITY FIRST playthrough? One where you absolutely fuck over all the inferior species.

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