Death Stranding

It's a cool logo desu

Imagine buying overpriced merch for a game before you even know anything about it.

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hack fraud, gj getting scammed

Imagine buying merch for a game that doesn't exist.

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it's funny cause DS merch is made by top-tier brands

>buying merch for vaporware

>mfw the games going to be shit but faggots still defend it because "muh kojima" and videogame = art

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I bought Death Stranding watch, notebooks, hoodies, tshirts, caps, underwear, socks, ludens figurine, fragile tape, stickers, usb keys, calendar, wallpaper

have you done your part?

also bought a cup holder and a death starnding coffee mug

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let me guess 700-1000$?

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I made this late 2015/2016 and now use it as a dust cover for the first KojiPro merch box thing.

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The "game" trailers and hype are just a long advertising campain for this merch.
Death Stranding is a fashion brand.

No, much cheaper than that.

$300 USD, Only 1500 to be produced

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>game merch
Most of the stuff here has the studio logo

>selling this much merch before even showing actual real time gameplay
kojima drones are the fucking worsts

If you look at it for a couple of seconds those watches don't look much better from chink dollar store ones

Imagine buying merchandise for an unreleased game (with no release date) that could potentially be complete ass.

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to be fair the logo does look nice

i couldn't wear merch any more, it feels weird. I did when I was around 20 and even then I felt like dickhead for wearing a Quake 3 shirt.

Only fucking Kojimbo can get away with selling merch for a game that doesn't even have a damn release date.

>imagine giving a shit about what people do with their money
It's their loss.

>Game nowhere in sight
>Gameplay nowhere in sight
>Buy this merch goy!
Kojima is not only a hack but a con artist, or Sony is desperate to recoup the money he's spent trying to get into that faggot actors pants

>Only fucking Kojimbo can get away

not true and you know that

It looks like one of those gaudy $10 watches you see on aliexpress

As much as I agree with your post, it's just merch for the company, and not death stranding merch

to be fair it's studio merch not game

I think it's all too clear by now that Kojima is just a pretentious hack that loves to sniff his own farts.

The Seven Deadly Gaming Sins

Pride: Death Stranding
Greed: Star Citizen
Lust:
Envy:
Gluttony:
Wrath:
Sloth:

What are the others?

this would actually be a nice turn of events instead of loljima making another boring ass game
MSG been going downhill hard since 1 on PS

that Death Stranding logo is so fucking terrible for the space it requires and the bad readability at distance. it's also just plain ugly.

It's not all just studio merch. There's Death Stranding branded shit being sold.

Envy: Epic Games
Gluttony: Valve
Wrath: Phil Fish

Lust could be that fow game.

lust is basically nier automata, a game thats mostly praised by showing a nice piece of ass and not much more

>not death stranding merch
>BRIDGES
>FRAGILE
Might want to get your eyes check, lad.

If the merch is good looking I don't see much problem

Those watches look sick

Of course I did

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t. pcvck secondary

Which face is yours?

Sneed

>BRIDGES
Fucking dumbass marketing team, did they even google Bridges at al before making that the name of the fake company? Bridges in the US is literally a drug rehab clinic

Even if the game does not live up to expectations, at least you can just play it off as some cool logo, the kojima production space helmet design would look like something straight out of a metal band.

I bought a keychain, just your standard shitty rubber keychain
Cost 9 bucks