The town made him stupid

the town made him stupid

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He was always a retard.

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subjectivity is implied

who

>the town made him stupid
What's this a reference to again?

I don't know what that means, but please commit suicide for making a JA thread.

Joseph Anderson is unironically better than Matthewmatosis

I don't get it

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sage goes in all fields

Reminder that for him god of war is the peak of storytelling in gaming

this thread is making you stupid

BASED JA

Youtuber Joseph Anderson played Sillent Hill 2 for the first time and also streamed it. During streaming, he didn't pay attention to the game, got stuck a lot and kept talking to the chat during important moments. Afterwards he trashed the game.
TLDR he's an imbecile.

HORROR GAMES ARENT HORROR BECAUSE THEY DON'T SCARE ME SPECIFICALLY

youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo

Silent hill 2 is overrated dreck tho, didn't you watch the dunkey video?

>Darkwood practically addresses all of the issues he has with horror games
>someone calls this out in his comments
>"uhh lol I don't like it so it doesn't count lmao"
He just doesn't like horror. Literally nothing could be made to satisfy his autistic requirements.

But Silent Hill 2 is garbage.
Feeling the need to jerk off over its symbolism and soundtrack doesn't mean the game is good. Try playing it.

>Dunkey
Reddit is that way.

Hi Joseph

keep saying it

keep saying it

He doesn't like Darkwood?

What a fucking contrarian. I can't believe I used to watch his content.

>Try playing it.
I've played it at least once a year since it came out. It's still some of the best horror gameplay ever.
Sorry Moleseph

Let me guess, running simulators like Outlast are better horror game because you don't have weapons ?
>Feeling the need to jerk off over its symbolism and soundtrack doesn't mean the game is good
Those are reasons why it's good, besides ambiance, level design , enemies etc.
Should we take Joseph opinion, when the guy doesn't even like horror genre and couldn't even keep his eyes off the stream chat while playing it for the first time ?
This is the same guy that likes Fallout 4 because he gave it a chance a year later.

hamsterson

What a dumbass, retards actually value this guy's opinions?

After watching his danganronpa streams I am 100% convinced he has some mental problems, he may be autistic I don't know.

Persist in repeating those words

>Joseph "i don't know understand Pyramid Head" Anderson
>Joseph" i don't need answers on how Sillent Hill works" Anderson
>Joseph"why is the story good" Anderson

Anyone missing?

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Mauler in S tier

who is third s tier?

based

Nostalgiafags are the worst

mauler makes a few decent points here and there but they're buried in hours of pointless bloat.

Mechagamezilla in SSS tier

Ross in S
Crowbcat and Nerrel in A
Matt and Brit in B-C
Everyone else in F

crowbcat in S, everyone else between C and F, doesn't matter

But what made Anderson stupid?

Zoomer fags are the worst. Fuck off to Soma.

Is there a bigger nitpicker?

>used to be a youtuber
>got on the twitch train for easy money
>Now doesn't even stream or make youtube videos
huh

Holy fuck

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>no Mechagamezilla
>no Turbo Button
>no Tehsnakerer
>no GhenryPerez
Apply yourself

None of those fags put over the might and magic series OR spent 1000 dollars on god hand porn

Brit on F since he's just a shill

Sseth is memeshit and belongs in F

>the gaming cuck
no

Memeshit>95% of all gaming crit

Soma is still leagues ahead of shit hill 2

t. buttblasted sonyboy

>no brihard
>no turbobutton
>no mrBtongue
>no DemoD
>no novacanoo
>no Shammy
>no hbomb
>no nakeyjakey

Yahtzee is SS

MM IS OUR BOY

Cinematic walking simulators aren't games, zoomzoom.

Yahtzee is F
His humor got old real quick and any actual opinions he tries to give are consistently terrible.

Of course he looks retarded, why am I not surprised?

>has game mechanics
>not a game

Most of those don't even fit in. DemoD has made like one games video about drakengard and hbomber just tries to get into Internet slap fights with right wing Youtubers.

Everyone in F.

Keep saying it

Don't listen to that retard. Of course Soma is a game.
It also sucks and only bitches like it.

>run, hide, read emails, rinse & repeat
So much mechanical depth.

I hate this sports fandom attitude towards critique.
You can agree with some of his comments without agreeing with everything. Having bad views on X doesn't invalidate his views on Y.
This same problem is whats keeping me out of politics too, and is the reason console wars and Nintendo fanatics are cancer.

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Ross Scott/Accursed Farms

>just tries to get into Internet slap fights with right wing Youtubers.
So instead of finally reviewing animes again or at least doing livestreams he does what now?

tiermaker.com/create/videogame-analysis-youtube-channels-44073

Nobody should keep buying a product if it consistently fails.

Is that Sexbad in A?

He's dead dude.

>off the cuff remarks while playing a thing should be compared to weeks to months of research

imagine being Yea Forums.

Your S rank and F rank are good at least.

Accursed Farms.

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT REPRESSED MEMORIES AND THINK STUPIDITY

pros:
>generally good opinions
>reviews older games
>generally likeable guy
>satisfies the needs of his community
cons:
>memer

Yeah I think he gets a pass for that. He's atleast an A

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Nerrel A
GamingBrit B
Mechagamezilla S
Mandalore A
Ssethtzeentach S
Everything else I agree with or dont watch and thus don't have an opinion

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I follow these guys and I am excited when I see them publish a video:
>Super Bunnyhop
>Matthewmatosis
>Mandalore

I will occasionally check out these guys and watch videos on stuff I am interested in:
>LGR, more like FGR, because he is F as in F-A-T
>that guy with the van, Noah something, can't be arsed to look it up, long form essayist who can't read
>the dragon hamster anderson something
>freeman's moldy apartment
>Mauler, whos podcast is shit, and its 80% of his output, but his long form videos are alright when he isnt larping as mr plinket

I don't follow other video game critics, and I will only check other stuff when its linked to me or if I specifically am very interested in whats being discussed.

>hbomb
fucking jej

might as well mention jim sterling

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Joseph lost all of my attention so fast. I used to watch whatever he would put out but now that I’ve seen how much of a clown he is I just can’t take anything he says seriously. How the fuck do you misunderstand Pyramid Head? James literally says out loud what it is, unlike any of the other shit in the game.

>t. I fell for the basedboy meme thinking an additional millionth of the amount of estrogen males produce turns men into sissies

Can anyone point me at review of his DaS2 review? The one one that's several hours long.

That's how it works. You start watching until he reviews something you know and then you realise that he's an absolute retard who has no idea what he's talking about.
He's the John Oliver of video games.

You don't get it.
These remarks outed him as a person who lacks any understanding is subtlety. Making his opinions about anything regarding storytelling worthless.
I mean, if we were talking about cinema, JA would be a definition of lynched.

If a guy has good takes 2/3 of the time, and bad takes 1/3 of the time, and you completely ignore him altogether, you are missing out on a lot of good takes.
I don't mind tuning in for a video, and when I see his arguments are weak, tuning out of the video. Additionally, I enjoy tuning in for a video, seeing its shit, commenting its shit, and finding other likeminded people saying its shit. Reminder that the Mauler channel started by shitting on the Joseph Anderson channel, and basically biting a chunk of Anderson's fans. You had to be an Anderson fan to become a Mauler fan in phase 1 of that project. If you just didn't invest in Anderson at all, you woulnd't notice Mauler at all.
Super Bunnyhop was promoted by TotalBiscuit in a similar way, except positively rather than parasitically. If you thought TB had shit views and never watched anything of his, you wouldn't learn of SBH.

>Dropping Mecha to shit-tier

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Can someone add text to these images? I can't tell who half of them are. At least make it so I can check their channels, maybe discover someone new.

Sure, except JA is right like 5% of the time while never actually being close to entertaining.

>Guy who's already a soiaboy and has a high estrogen level from a lifetime junkfood diet tries to debunk the effects of processed soya food
Didn't /fit/ already ridiculed his vid ?

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When I discovered this dude on here I remember being appalled by his repetition and monotone delivery, watching 10 minutes of his content felt like listening to a record in a locked groove.
I thought he was doing it for style, you know, to distance himself from the excessively agitated YouTube crowd who talk fast and jump from subject to subject in a matter of seconds, but after watching him actually play and reading his Twitter, I might have understood he's got some sort of problems.
He's definitely alexithymic or something.

he has high T
DHT (which causes balding, and body/facial hair thickening) is produced by 5a-reductase and it has ~4x the effect as T

Thats actually interesting. Did anyone try to ask hamstetsons opinion about Lynch?

I unironically don't understand why this got people so bootyblasted.
Reviews are basically opinion pieces.
It's fine to hate Anderson's shitty opinion but let's not get into autistic subjective vs objective meme discussions over it without addressing why his take is actually bad.

I don't know the icons to some of these channels even though I'd probably know their name, 2 of them look familiar.
Some of those in F, I don't know who they are.

He's so ideologically biased he can't tell if other people are having a laugh.

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He literally just regurgitates the safest Yea Forums-core opinions then slaps on as much memeshit as he can.

Joseph Writes books.
Joseph wanders into the Angela boss fight, full of symbolism (not even slightly subtle symbolism btw) and leaves it asking, "what was that all about?"
Read one of his books. It's awful and has themes, layers or subtleties to it at all.
Kek

>Sseth above Mechagamezilla
Yikes

user, non fit men today have lower T than the average man in the 1930's.
Hbomb also ate a lot of processed shit and carbs while growing up. He pretty much admitted to eating junk shit at the start of the vid. Also, i never mentioned his hair.

I was going to go cherry pick his good videos, and was surprised to find out that ordering by views almost gets it right. I guess I am with the masses on this one.
Here are JA's videos that I liked and I got something out of, even if it was just the kind of insight you could get in a 10 post forum exchange instead of a 2 hour essay. The rest is meh, to bad. But he has good takes occasionally.
He mostly trends towards meh, not towards bad. His SOMA video, and previously his Darkest Dungeon video (which was popular on Yea Forums) is where I got mad at him.

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