Play as a strong and manly character in a MMO

this is precisely why I always choose the zany, weird-ass class in every game.
I was the one who played Gon in Tekken.

Redpill me on loserness, Yea Forums

>play attractive female character
>people call me tranny

I'd say "like Yea Forums has a girlfriend"

But someone like ProJared can have 2

some losers are ugly and/or don't care about how they look/smell

>Girlfriend

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That's not being a loser that's just not caring about your hygiene.

>recently get new job
>have to shave beard
>all my characters have beards and I'm not spending dosh to get rid of them.
>play game with coworkers
>user why does your guy have a beard when you dont have one?

>be male
>play a female character
>random people online use female pronouns when talking to me/my character
>feel really good inside when it happens

>play as a cute girl character
>"that looks just like you, user"

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One of the nice things about trades, unless you work on a mine/oil.

Yeah I hate how happy it makes me
but I'm also so happy it doesn't matter

>Play as the girliest and cutest character you can possibly create with the character creation tools
>Girlfriend: lol, is that supposed to be me?
>yeah...

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>play a cooler version of myself
>"haha! That looks just like you!"

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>people think I'm a girl
>*cringe*
>never play a girl online again

>play as a girl
>people think you are a girl
Wow, I wonder why

because they're naive

I'm gonna be the cutest bitch with the best clothes in this game and ain't no one gonna stop me.

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>make cute girl
>do the lewdest dance emote
>see people that are walking past me, stop near me to stare

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>come home from work after long day hop on the couch with 2 controllers ready
>hey babe what you want to play
>gf:

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Cringe

>i'm using the xbox to watch youtube so you can play something when i'm done

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Playing female characters has made me realize how horrendously unattractive and off putting it is when guys are shy and scared of being rejected by you. When I play females now I avoid people at all costs.

>bf: I want to play you.
Sometimes I just want to play a video game nigga.

>Play as a strong and manly character in a MMO
>Girlfriend: lol, is that supposed 2b u?
Just kidding, I dont have a gf lmao gottem

>he doesn't play as a girl of the shortest race of whatever mmo you're playing

>girlfriend
out

are human females real?

>Play as a strong and manly character in a MMO
>Get hit on by every gay guy on the server

I just wanted to be a big guy and crush my enemies

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only if theyre cute

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Kys

Good thing they're always cute
I legit can't think of an MMO where the short race girls aren't cute.

>play as cute little asian girl character in MMO
>girlfriend: are you fucking gay?

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I'm fucking sick of ffxiv and all the wow clones. What the fuck is there to play. I fucked with EQ TLP but it doesnt feel the same, and FFXI got butchered.

>That one faggot in the group that has a female character, female in-game name and female nickname for Discord/TS
>He's just a regular sounding dude
>Have to refer him by cringy faggy names like "Luna" or "Sissyfaggot4u"

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>my ex' face when saw me booting up Tera and all my characters were elin

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>expecting mmos in 2015 +/- 5
you best tighten your belt user

you call dude by their handle
if its gay you say a gay name
get fucked

>Play as a strong sexy female character
>Boyfriend: "Are you fucking hetero?"

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>she doesn't want to be called by a cute name
Now *that* is gay.

Have the self-respect to give out your real first name at least. I usually end up just asking them after playing together once, if they get pissy then that's the hint they're mentally ill.

who the fuck uses their real names in discord
everyone in my discord knows my real name but calls me by my handle

>play as a black haired, pale girl with dark clothes
>sister: lol, is that supposed to be me?

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>be me
>play as a skinny guy with a long nose
>suddenly a woman joins me on quests >we get close
>fast forward wife now wants a divorce

>ended up cheating on my wife

always remember Yea Forums, if you can't get a gf, be the gf

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If your handle has 20 letters and just 3 vowels in it then consider giving your name, or a fucking made up name, that's easy to read and pronounce. Or at the very least don't get angry when people shorten your name.

Why do people get so attached to their gay made up online games.

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Shut up, tranny.

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40%

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nobody said anything about length
and who would get upset at someone shortening a long ass name
people get attached to their gay made up names because they're the gay fag that made them up
not hard to understand

>start talking to my waifu pillow
>can now sleep comfortably
it's amzing how theraputic these things can be

nice try retards, I'm just gay

Hugging something or someone while sleeping is comfy.
I love falling asleep cuddling my sister.

>when she tries to get up but she gets stuck on my dick
classic

Hey don't post that picture
It references penis shaming and that is not ok

>play as Iowa class battleship in wows
>gf: wow that's a big ship
>respond "for you" without missing a beat
>she attempts to finish the meme but can't come up with anything to take off a battleship that would be extremely painful
I'm happy she's trying.

Discord gathers the mentally ill whoda thunk it, and I'm forced to deal with it.

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Nah, it's just sometimes we watch movies together and she falls asleep, so I just stay fall asleep with her.
It's really relaxing.

Baneposting is so ingrained into the human soul we respond automatically now. Even my coworkers respond like robots.

>turning your gf into a meme machine

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>that one player with the largest possible and a giant afro with eye-sore colours
nobody finds that funny

>not ensuring your gf is a decent person
>wanting your kids to end up spouting shitty "memes" like yikes and oof

There's been a few mishaps. She hit me with a really minor burn then 360 dabbed at me the other day. I should probably encourage less twitter and YouTube compilation use.

>wanting your kids to use outdated memes
Oof, yikes.

>kids get bullied and jumped on for using boomer memes
yikes

Shitposts aside "gee golly willickers" will eventually be seen along side "yikes" and "oof" as ancient embarrassing shit grandpa used to say around kids.

haha wokest post in this threat

start lifting and eating for gains

That's quite cool actually

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>Play as a strong and manly character in a MMO
>Nobody:

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yikes

>im just gay
>but i want to be a girl and act like a cutsey little anime character

no youre a prison gay gender dysphoric waste of oxygen

nice projecting user
do you want to tell us something?

>you can't draw so you can't be an animu girl
deep

>prison gay
what

>Nobody
Fuck off back to Twitter

learn to use that word correctly

>be male
>play a female character
>teammates automatically prioritise my well being in team based mp games

nope, I love the humilation of sissyfication user, get your kinks right

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I laughed just by reading this

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I'm a loser who has never had a girlfriend in a country filled with nothing but beta cuck males. I'm almost 30 years old. Where the fuck did everything go so wrong for me?

would if I could

Nobody:

user: Fuck off back to Twitter

>no its my dad
>you dont have a dad
>...

That's not how that works user.

I want a gf from Yea Forums but I don't know how are girls in Yea Forums
I don't mind looks

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popotofell players are the weakest race.

I can be your gf (male) user :3c

All crazy, most ugly. Go for the physically disabled ones. They're your best bet for a wholesome relationship involving handholding.

>hitting on a complete stranger in public
Do normies really do this?

Yes I've seen it happen.

I'm sorry user I'm not into hairy men

how crazy are we talking about?
I don't mind if they're ugly, I'm not looking for some thot
just some videogames, eating garbage and fucking

>how crazy are we talking about?
You know the crazy disgusting neck beard living conditions stories that were popular a while back? That. Sometimes worse.

okay yeah that's fucking disgusting

don't listen to him user, there a several good ones here, good luck

>implying any of us go outside
good luck indeed

>not "have sex incel"

As a signal to others you're a self deprecating loser. I'd steal all your shit in game and you'd think I'd webcam you some day. I won't, thanks IA

thanks user will try to find a videogame partner

but I do user

>hating some best one word memes
that's an oof from me broski

Die, zoomers

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you mean that youre a low value man who turned gay out of desperation after years of loneliness

imagine being underage and larping 30year old boomer on some weeb forums

>but I do

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I'm the one looking for girls, not the girl

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Literally me

>having a girlfriend
This place doesnt belong to you, amigo.

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I play girl characters whenever I get the chance to create one but I usually just cover them in armor or non slutty gear with dark or boring colors and I don't have dudes harass me. Also for fantasy shit like WoW I name my characters by using my online handle then translating it to different languages and that gives me a few good girly sounding names that seem lore appropriate.

I have this character on Moonguard and at most I get a "nice mog" but no shit like "wow cute velf let me see her brapper and toes pls miss"
I never understood this shit where people say they play an MMO and they get free shit for being a girl character most people auto assume I'm a dude.

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I dont get this, so if I create a male character he has to lool exactly like me? Fucking hell, and I used to make female characters.

Yes, and?

are you gay?

Some do

It's not fair

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>black dude in a clown suit with a giant red afro
>name is literally just [NIGGER]
>if he kills you you'll be deafened for the rest of the match by overlapping dialogue set to cacophonous drum beats
man I miss APB

>beta cuck males
>where did I go wrong
Whatever made you think in terms of an NPC

I'm only gay for girls, sorry.

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>Play a strong and manly character in an MMO
>Sister: lol, it looks like you!

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youtube.com/watch?v=gDqtZf5uOfM

Head like a fucking orange

Your sis wants you, user.

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"Hey, your character looks just like you!"

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>Can't take bantz from your GF
LMAO@U

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>sass/back talk

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