Ahuhhuhfhh..... Wfhfhf...... Ahuhh.... ahuhhuhh

All testing of 096's abilities seem to lead that, if you were on the planet earth, he would get you. There hasn't been a 'what if you were on the moon or a space station' story yet. He could very well not be able to get you.

Or just in a fucking hot air balloon.

>Lanky desperately trying to jump up towards the hot air balloon, waving his arms pathetically

Is this ProJared?

ProJared?

SJWs like this?

>461491282
>461491294
Go back to your containment threads.

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So these are ProJared leaks I've heard so much about.

Acktuhlee...

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What if i enter his room blindfolded and hug him ?

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The space in between objects is growing faster than the speed of light, plus the observable universe is just what's visible to have happened within as many light years as the universe has existed. Even if you could magically teleport to the edge of what we can see now, your circle of vision would move with you. Think of any shitty open world game rendering grass around you. Sure, you can see an edge from where you're standing, but that edge moves when you do.

Blame janitors, they keep deleting the threads because they want to lick those normal boots

Why not fuck him?

is this game still alive?

He would start building up speed for 12 hours in order to get to you

*cheats on its wife*

What if 682 looked at him?

That's actually a good question.
How does he respond to physical stimulus? Does it cause him to freak out like if you saw his face?

there was already an entry on this, their fight went on for a while until 682 got torn the fuck up several times and 96 kept to itself in a corner, facing away from 682

That actually happened. 682 was like "oh shit" and they had a little rough and tumble. 682 managed to fling 96 into a wall and then 96 had the most loudest cry the facility ever witnessed before as it sulked in a corner.

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youtube.com/watch?v=eossD2Zbj7Q
the first thing that came to mind

S-so...where's the end?

>getting chased by lanky in scp sl
>reach entrance zone room with a small flight of stair
>me and a teammate use the stair railings to get onto the shelves
>mfw lanky keeps clawing at us in rage mode and failing to hit us for 2 mins

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don't you get it user?
There is no end
space is never ending and it will keep on expanding for all time

My favorite was the Dead World where something actually killed 682 but couldn't be used in the normal world.

He can actually get up there, though. I've had one jump onto the banister while heading down the stairs, then go back up and leap onto the shelves.
Newfags think they're invincible on there.

You just need to bend space around its 4th dimension so that the edge of the observable universe intersects your current location. Not too different from rolling a sheet of paper into a cylinder.

DON'T OPEN

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Reminder that /x/ fags ruined everything by not gatekeeping SCP

>There hasn't been a 'what if you were on the moon or a space station' story yet.
there won't be. he was terminated.

>Climb down 87's stairs until the face apears
>show it a picture of 96
What happens?

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL user

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dead world was a world in which literally all biological processes had ceased, they don't even know what did it. Its not that "it can't be used in the "normal" world", its that if it were we'd all be dead instantly.

now it's being gatekept by tumblr and their ilk

He tried to jump on the shelves the same way we did and kept failing
He eventually clawed us though, which is why we only lasted 2 mins

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Reminder that 682 was absolutely fucking bodied by 173 and could only back down in terror and sprout as many eyes as possible.

Imagine if the elite hacker known as Yea Forums managed to hijack Trump's twitter and post a for real image of 96. He would be zig zagging across the globe.

173 is also the one that destroyed 096 after he snapped his neck dozens of times crippling him
then a team poured acid into his skeleton

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scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682
>Containment tank containing SCP-096 was placed in SCP-682's cell. Personnel vacated vicinity and the tank was opened remotely.
>Screams of the two entities continue for twenty-seven (27) hours, at which point the noise abruptly stops. Sonar-based video feeds reveal SCP-096 severely "wounded" and huddled in the southwest corner, apparently upset. Feed shows SCP-682 on the north end of the room, approximately 85% of its initial mass absent. Re-containment teams retrieve both entities with relative ease.
>Further attempts to expose SCP-096 to SCP-682 cause it to turn away from 682, jumping in place while clawing at its face and screaming.

Was Dr. Clef ever found in that world?

Shit this was meant for

>Dr. Clef
>ANY Dr.
>Muh special snowflake
Fuck off

I want to see how the jokes are handled too, no stone unturned.

Good thing you'll die of old age before he gets to you.

If somebody looked at scp-096 in space, then it would circle around the earth. It would never stop and cause a chain reaction killing a lot of people.

HOLA HOLA we dem d-bois

Alright i’m just gonna leave this here until I get back. Nobody ring it.

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How the fuck did they even lose the keys to Tumblr in the first place?

I don't think you understand what observable universe means. It's relative, every point in space has its own observable universe.

SCP-096 is literally a safe object, just put a bag over his head and tape it down, or pour molten metal over his head so it creates a fully sealed head covering Walking Dead style.
Have a special alarm sound whenever his containment gets breached and drill all personnel in the facility to close their eyes when they hear it.
Bam. Contained forever.

In the situation report of 096 capture and return, He killed half an ntf squad. Survived an at4 and 50cal rounds. After he he was wounded and killed the person who looked at his face. They bagged his head a took a chopper ride home. Imagine sitting next to that thing.

Quick Rundown?