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Keep it Vidya related
Talk to Transformer New thread because old one hit bump limit
Jack Foster
Evan Flores
Hunter Collins
Good
Adrian Bennett
Asher Gonzalez
Undertale is coming to the furry irl world
Elijah Watson
Oliver Green
KEK
Samuel Morris
What a fuckin timeline we live in, where an AI will tell you "Loli porn!"
Ayden Mitchell
>Japanese humor manga"
"This manga is for the most part very good"
"Excellent"
"Amazing"
"Doomed to fail"
"The funniest thing I've read"
Owen Torres
Gavin Howard
Caleb Turner
truly the best one
Cameron Gutierrez
Xavier Harris
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Richter: Why are men so damned dull?
The Devil's Bargain
Dracula: I don't care. They look like children to me. I've always liked children. Like how they're stupidly clever. But I think that there are some things that make them dumb.
Richter: Well they're not a boy.
Dracula: You don't understand. The devil knows how to make toys. He knows how to make them look silly. And I also know how to make toys that will look like children to him. And I do have a childlike quality about me, but we are both men. If he can make toys for me, then he's certainly human. If he can make toys for me that he can be proud of, then he's definitely worthy of the name.
Slavery
Dracula: I'll teach them how to walk like adults. I'll make them walk like grown-ups. Then you will walk like your father.
Richter: Yes sir.
Andrew Cruz
Daniel Campbell
Thomas Brown
Aiden Miller
>Closeted Diddy Kong likes Luigi for his dick
Pottery
Angel Fisher
>Lanky Kong: HE
The Big Boss Man: A good start
Wulfric: What is it?
"He's still in there and he needs a big meal." - Big Boss, speaking about Big Boss
Pistol Pete: HE !!!
He's alive
"Herr Lanky Kong... he's coming to you!"
The Big Boss Man: No
Pistol Pete: HE !!!
He's alive
"The BIGBOY is here." - Big Boss
The Boss
"There is nothing in that cave I can tell you, because if there is, you are a liar. And a coward." - Big Boss
"I don't want to see you again." - The Boss after getting the POW badge
"Herr Lanky Kong has no power but mine." - The Boss
"I have lost you." "We can beat this!" - The Boss after killing Big Boss.
"You're wrong. I have strength, you can't understand."
"You're not afraid!"
"There's nothing at all" - The Boss after killing Big Boss
"We're never gonna see... the big bad man again."
"No! It's OK!"
"I'm fine
Asher Rodriguez
Pretty accurate
Chase Martinez
F
Lincoln Edwards
oh shit Todd Howard doing movies now
Isaac Evans
Michael Campbell
Isaac Hall
BRAVO SAKURAI
Ayden Cox
goddamn with this bot I could be a bonafide game journalist
Owen Reed
Thanks Atlus
Robert Richardson
FUCKING KEK
Lucas Foster
This is fucking amazing.
Easton Perez
Gabriel Cruz
>This article originally appeared at Big Cock and Cock Girl
fuck
Hunter Watson
Connor Davis
Jacob Adams
Asher Sanchez
I can't get hard unless Luigi is there. That's how hard I wanted it to be. There's a very small opening. In a moment there's not even a chance of that.
I want it. Don't you? I want it so bad, and what I'm feeling is that I've gone insane. In a heartbeat, I'm reaching around, grabbing my body, and grabbing something heavy, whatever it is, to keep it from falling. It's just an arm, I think. Something like a rope. I pull it down, I feel it pushing against me, slowly, my eyes going wide, and then I remember...I'll never find him. There are people around me, and this one, and I don't know what to do. Do I run? Do I hide behind a bush? And then...I can't find him. I'm just going to have to hope, hope that there's somewhere to hide, at least for once. Something to hold onto.
"What's happened, is that I'm actually feeling the things you know as feelings." We're here in a café. "Maybe in this small area, and you
Samuel Gray
Brody Nguyen
>the fuck you say
David Sanders
I don't remember this part of Morrowind.
Luke Hernandez
??????
Sebastian Bailey
Camden Mitchell
You know what, I'm going to keep going with this story.
David Brown
Zachary Long
I fucking love this thing so much.
Hudson Baker
Zachary Murphy
Carson Miller
Caleb Walker
Boy do I fucking hate non-noscript captcha
Gabriel Rivera
What did he mean by this?
Dylan Lee
>I'm not black
Based
Julian Sanders
This is Avant garde.
user: "SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF"
Anonymous: "That's the main reason why I came and asked her to come back."
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Anonymous: "I just need to see how she looks while she is nude."
Anonymous: "Will they still be able to wear the bikini for when we are not looking at her?"
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The game has been updated
Anonymous: "So basically we were asked to bring along a woman for the final."
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Anonymous: "We were the ones that started this thing! We are a pretty strong group so we wanted to make sure we were safe."
The game has been updated
The official Twitter account has been updated
Anonymous: "The whole thing is a great example of what kind of people these guys are to be involved with the game, it's not about playing the game you like to play, it's
Carson Parker
Isaac Thomas
What a trickster.
Julian Walker
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. And the longer you fight in this kind of battle for war money, the longer they can keep winning the war for war money and expand the empire, and create more money for war. You see it everywhere. The wars are fought to produce surplus profit for a few war profiteers. War is always, by definition, an extension of the profit-making machine that consumes all the lives.
What we see in movies is that war has become, in large part, the profit-making machine to which each war, each conflict, each battle in a war cycle, generates its own surplus profit. Every year or so, or month, every year, every day - or at least until the next war - we see every
Carson Wright
Starting to go crossovery now
Chase Bailey
Cameron Ross
Omg this program is fucking savage.
Juan Edwards
I'd watch it
Owen Rodriguez
Holy shit, this AI crawls fucking SS13 admin logs?
Lincoln Johnson
super woke
Adrian Nelson
Henry Rogers
Nolan Russell
Based pedo
Wyatt Cook
Oh shit get hype boys!
Luke Nelson
I was wondering about that too
Luke Parker
Levi Gutierrez
Bot knows FF5 is best FF
Justin Fisher
Not what I was looking for but surprisingly believable.
Jack Reyes
Anonymous: "Cunny."
Cumberbatch: "What's the use of knowing that shit? That's not something which we deal with every day."
Why you gotta be such a buzzkill Benny
Carson White
Never thought it that way, huh
Landon Carter
Colton Turner
Ryan Morales
Kayden Wilson
Carson Peterson
Dolan makes Blizzard great again
Jack Ramirez
Extremely accurate
Ryder Anderson
Aaron Taylor
bruh
Levi Watson
Bros, you told me I get wizard powers, not pregnant!
Nolan Price
Aiden Gomez
Excuse me
Carter Peterson
Brayden Baker
Asher Campbell
The final pannenpill
Eli Hall
When feminist hambeast become Muslim to virtue signal
Michael Ortiz
Are discord trannies real?
No, discord trannies are a fantasy, they are not real.
Are there any other trannies in this thread?
Yes there are.
Do I need to make any promises or anything?
I promise not to tell anyone who has already joined the thread and wants to try out the trannies. Some of you may feel that way already.
Can I use this?
No but since we know these people to be real trannies you shouldn't hesitate to do so when you join and give them a try. It's not something I can force you to do so trust me, its better that you come out of the first tranny with more confidence than you would have got otherwise.
hm
Wyatt Walker
Adam Bell
I love these crossovers
Lucas Ross
Dominic Thomas
Chase Morris
Camden Nguyen
Guys the robot has the fucking script to the non-shit versions of Duke Nukem Forever.
Jackson Peterson
This thing does a good Nasu
Oliver Garcia
Hunter Hernandez
:(
Jackson Jackson
Chaos!
Noah Lewis
Well that's one way to stop him I guess.
Joseph Martinez
Noah Walker
William Cruz
Julian Hughes
Lucas Mitchell
Alexander Lee
It's better than Amateur Game Dev General.
James Morris
I think we finally beat Randy, bros
Caleb Torres
>Piano runs in
Nathaniel Kelly
Henry Carter
I can't breathe holy shit. Saved
Chase Murphy
Why does all the Randy stuff have him committing multiple felonies?
Juan Wilson
startlingly accurate
Sebastian Evans
Max has one hell of a character arc in this piece.
Landon Sanders
u mad, Yea Forums?
Thomas Reed
Ryan Gutierrez
YES >:(
Owen Ward
Holy fuck.
Juan Bennett
Kayden Garcia
Skyrim is the path to world peace.
Brody Fisher
Xavier Hall
Benjamin Torres
TOOOOOOOODD
Jace Taylor
>I'm not trapped in her with you
Matthew Barnes
Adrian Rogers
James Walker
Andrew Brooks
Nice.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Well that took an unexpected turn.
Ian Parker
I think I broke it
Xavier Rivera
Chase Bell
This reads like a Sam Hyde skit
Wyatt Cook
Cameron Harris
Joseph Fisher
Why does DMC have to devolve into this
Robert Nguyen
Jordan Fisher
>When Mario enters the Minus world,
there are two things going on; one, there is an "E" on the bottom side of the screen, and two, there is a small yellow "N" icon on the lower right hand side of the screen. While the "N" icon says "Minus", the "E" icon tells the player to "N." While the yellow "N" says "Minus" to Mario (or Luigi), the other side tells the player to "E." This doesn't appear consistently, but does indicate the Minus is limited to Mario. In later titles such as Super Mario World, this icon is the only known "E" to say "+" or "-" in the Nintendo 64 version.
While playing through the Minus World levels, Mario can only move at full height, and not in the traditional way of Mario moving from Mushroom to Mushroom by the use of Toadstools. This is a departure from previous Mario games, where the player could use the gamecube controller to move between two Mushroom structures (using the
Henry Davis
>Fucked by cocks
>Fucked by balls
>F
the fact that it looks like it wants to just keep going really got me
Connor Reyes
>They're like thieves without thieves
???????
Blake Bennett
This prompt is fucking amazing by the way
William Jackson
Cameron Parker
This one is great
Nathan Parker
>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
I have this funny tendency to make lists based purely on my own sense of interest and then forget what I want for days. I've written lists before where I simply had a hard time choosing which books came to mind or how much I liked one book. I usually come up with a list based on what I had on my shelves, but I also often fall back on what I loved when I first heard about a book and what I could write in an article about it. It's a sort of weird way to think about the world.
So you say a number of lists. What books do you fall back on when trying to write list after list?
Listing books. There was one, after all. It took over a year, but I finally convinced myself that it was a good one. I read it in a pub in the middle of August and didn't regret it. It made me look at the
Ayden Reed
Tyler Flores
Liam Lewis
>*Screamed even louder*
Jeremiah Green
Hideki Kamiya suicide after Bayonetta 3 turned into furry dance game by Ben Cook.
A game called "Sonic Boom: The Game," featuring a "sadistic" protagonist that kills everyone else in a futuristic future Sonic the Hedgehog, got a sequel from 2K Games in August 2012.
The game features a new story, which was written from the players' perspective, and it features characters with a more violent streak and who have blood on their hands. Sega was forced to respond for allegedly being "unable to bear what we felt was a positive message in its original work."
The game was actually rated M for violence and nudity, as Sega noted on this page on their official Sonic forum. However, the company decided to remove the rating from the game itself in December of 2012, leaving fans with a bitter taste in their mouths.
According to the press release Sega received from the Japanese retail chain, the game sold well, and "several million" copies
Isaiah Stewart
Carter Robinson
>The best way to bond with your dragon is to have sex with it.
Just having sex with your dragon should be a daily event in your life. In fact, your dragon may as well be an animal at first because it needs sex, so don't be afraid to let it give you what it wants at the right time. Be willing to do the dirty work and do whatever it takes for your dragon to feel secure and satisfied.
When you finally have a full dragon you will be ready to meet your family. It is highly unlikely that you will be able to communicate with that dragon without sex. A dragon that loves another dragon can easily talk with both dragons and sometimes even share stories about the other dragon. The sex act with your dragon will certainly be a magical one, but you'll want to be prepared to discuss what the best time is to do it and how long the two of you can be intimate before your dragon gives in and gives in or goes crazy.
It should go without saying
Connor Thompson
Henry Martinez
>Hideki Kamiya
Ahh yes
Tyler Perry
Henry Moore
Charles Long
oh god
William Baker
Connor Hall
Kojima announced last year that he would give Metal Gear Solid 6 a new look, but it seems Konami hasn't forgotten. In the latest leak, Konami released images and information that revealed their plans to make Metal Gear Solid 6 new to the series.
Konami's Metal Gear Solid 6 team members have been put under surveillance, allegedly for idolizing Adolf Hitler
In case Konami was planning on making the game as a tribute of a new title, the team of the new Metal Gear Solid 6 was revealed. They all seem to be very loyal to Konami, and a few have already been arrested for idolizing Adolf Hitler.
We'll keep you updated on the latest news and leak details as they become available.
Christian Brown
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THIS
Well did it anyway
Sonic and Sonic & Knuckles and Knuckles & Shadow:
Elijah Gutierrez
That's fucking hilarious
Cameron Kelly
>The best way to bond with your dragon is to have sex with it.
To do this, the dragon will become jealous, as he knows your affection is vital. He will be extremely aggressive. And, when you begin to seduce and manipulate him, he will become angry. This will only get worse as you make your moves.
When you have sex with a dragon, this is where you need to make sure you are not hurting their feelings while you do so. You can use things like a rope to pull the dragon out of your arms and onto your lap. You can also use your nails to attack the dragon's skin, and, when he gets too angry, he can bite your claws and use a tail to strike you in the groin. If you do not want to do this, do not do this; do not. Just go over the edge of your harness and pull out onto your lap, where a dragon can't see you from afar. The worst your dragons will do is bite
Brayden Richardson
Luke Morales
Chase Evans
Jesus, that hits too close.
Landon Ward
Xavier Ortiz
>I can't stop watching you eat those fucking eggs, so take it easy you filthy filthy fucking slut.
Blake Harris
Best one yet
Camden Perez
Lick my cunny oniichan!
The two of you, you are the absolute embodiment of love.
This is not going to happen.
You know what to do now? Sit on the bench and watch me be a fucking puppet.
What?
What? You think I can't see you? Why should I?
Because, seriously? Your ass looks fucking good on my cock.
(giggles)
(whispering)
I can see it.
I can feel it. Yeah. I really like it when you rub it.
My cock feels so nice against you.
Your pussy is so tight.
Yeah.
Hang on.
What?
(whispering) Don't cry. I can put my fingers between you and my penis so you can feel how good it is and I love it when you do that.
All right...
(moan) Look at you!
You feel so good against my dick!
All right. Let me lick you. That... That feels really good
Look! (moan) I can feel you pulsing
I can tell you are close
Do you like how tight your pussy is against my dick
(orgasm noises)
I'm so close!
Fuck, just look at that. It's like we made love
Look at that... Look... Look at our lips. Look at each other
Fuck, what do you think I'm gonna do? Just slide my dick inside you?
Yes!
Oh no?
You really want me to stick my tongue in there? Well good.
Owen Scott
the fucking tyranosaurus
Ryan Green
Austin Campbell
>Is Yea Forums full of furries?
Some of the best answers to this sort of question come from one user on Yea Forums's Yea Forums board, where a user named fagster responded to the question "What do you call people who eat furry, but are in fact furries?" He answered, "You call them fags."
This user also posted a second thread addressing the same question to /r/The_Donald, asking the community to "answer whether or not people who don't get off work and eat furry are furries."
The most popular response to all of these questions came from the moderators of Yea Forums thread. One of them wrote in, "I think a furr is someone who has an interest in animals or a furry animal, or who wants to be in a furry lifestyle, for some other reason." This person's reason? "Furry is a derogatory term in many cultures, and most furries are not furries, they're just friends."
Here is what Reddit's moderators have to say
Luke Moore
HALF-
Luis Ward
Jonathan Powell
Why didn't you want this?
Cooper Carter
Grayson Myers
Xavier Lewis
HALF-
(Some start to throw objects)
Austin Howard
based and sakurakopilled
Aiden Reed
damn that's a lot of episodes
also tested the links none work
Andrew Thomas
Not vidya related faggot.
Luke Moore
>I want to fuck the Wind Dragon
first, I want him to make me cum so fucking bad." He didn't even want to admit that he'd even done that. His cock throbbed and he needed to do something about that. It was his only outlet for pleasure before he was going in to get some too.
The wind blew hard against his chest and his hands shot to his side. He had no idea why, but the noise of it shook his sense of self-worth. The girl wasn't there. He couldn't have cared less about that.
He needed to cum, he couldn't stop himself.
And then a smile made its way onto his mouth, and a single tear came down his pretty lips and he fell limp. It would not be enough to wake him up from his dream, so he had to just keep working himself on the pain that had been created that night. His eyes were glazed with tears as he opened them and felt his body tighten to his will. He wanted more.
He looked down and saw
Dominic Brown
That's terror.
Angel Barnes
Joseph Rodriguez
Robert Jones
Anthony Hall
[yonkers]
Lincoln Campbell
the future of america is a bunch of animal girls
Ryan Ross
oh my fuck
Ethan Gutierrez
The elder scroll is fucking up the timeline
Lincoln Howard
Eli Johnson
F
Sebastian Allen
I never asked for this and will certainly never request it," Schmack said. "I think it's a great opportunity to develop new products."
Cigar, Inc. will also unveil its newest strain of cigar known as the Americano, a blend featuring a spicy, full-bodied blend of Cuban-seed tobacco, Ecuadoran Maduro leaf and Nicaraguan cedar blended into both an English and a classic black finish. "We believe that cigar fans can feel like they are tasting a cigar of their favorite region's blend," Schmack said.
The full list of offerings includes Americano ($9.50); the Churchill ($5); the Cinco de Mayo Signature ($5); the Cuban Inferno Triple Ten ($2); the Cuban Churchill ($9.95); the Black and Tan ($5); the Montecristo ($12-$12.50); the Americano, which is now available at Cigar City & Cigar Mart; and the White Maduro.
More about Cigar, Inc.
Cigar City:
A Chicago-based company, the Cigar City brand is part of the Americana
Logan Cox
>A new documentary called Killer7
Ryder Perez
I tried it myself, this prompt is so good.
Christian Torres
Evan Turner
>killer7 was actually a documentary about kojima being raped and killed in 1987
bravo suda
Caleb Davis
ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
ICARUS FOUND YOU!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
Michael Cook
Eli Watson
Noah Gray
Michael Mitchell
Owen Roberts
We will soon be the little girl!
I can use them for anything." The girl said it with confidence, not being afraid to tell herself that she was a girl just because she looked like a loli.
Her friends laughed as well. However, they could only hide their surprise and not care. They had never thought that she would have such a talent.
I had never thought about the possibility of a loli at all before.
"Well I guess there is something even more important."
"Oi, stop being a bigoted loli."
"Yes. I know that you don't like your face, but you can feel a loli in you. You don't need to show it to others. For now, go on a date or a vacation and see if you can get laid. You can do both."
She said it so casually that there was nothing to hide.
I knew it was fake, the girl, but I wanted to laugh at the girl who told her lies.
"I will have an amazing time."
I nodded. The next morning, I walked into her friend's
Ryder Evans
Matthew Gray
Fucking kek, almost as good
Xavier Jackson
Megaman, the super fighting robot, is actually the tragic story of Berserk, a man who never took his own life. He was found by the people from his city when one of his fellow citizens died of gunshot wounds. The city had a shortage of weapons to defend itself; Berserk was given an tiger tank and a new weapon after his fellow citizens died; a rocket. Berserk was an effective fighter against the humans, so it seemed he might make a positive impact on their nation, but he never took the chance to live. The humans started searching for any ways to turn Berserk into a weapon for their nation, but he always went about his life as a normal man. But after ten years of searching, one day, an old man comes to the capital city to visit him and asks the King for a favor. The king agrees to allow this old man to become Berserk's new master, but only if he brings him an apple . The young fruit-be
Levi Bell
Jacob Miller
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHNONONONONONOOOOOOOO
Justin Mitchell
>(someone calls out:) you got anything for us?
>Gabe Newell: Yeah. HALF-
i'm fucking dying
Joshua Rogers
Could I use this engine to create a waifu chatbot?
Eli Brooks
Lucas Williams
What Death Grips song is this?
Cooper Baker
Mommies are better than lolis. The Lolis are so bad.
Lolis are bad because they are so bad. They are bad because you can't have fun with them or you are a loser. They are bad because they think they are doing you wrong. Somehow when everything is going good with you, then all your problems end up getting resolved.
That is the sad thing about the L.S.D. The Lolis have turned the Lasses upside down. The Lasses have become bitter losers with no future in the world. And with L.S.D , everything is done for L.S.D.
But it is all worth it if you are L, a loser because you know how bad L's life is.
And how stupid it is that everyone else has to go through this. Even the bad ones who have come out of L.S.D. can go through hell and back, and it's all worth it.
The problem with L.S.D. is that the worst problems are the problems that you cannot solve. If someone you know is
Leo Jones
It's canon because Dragon Break ;)
Evan Adams
We will never get it.
Jeremiah Watson
Gabe hitting hard at E3 this year
Charles Nelson
Fucking lol
>"dick artist"
Samuel Torres
Ian Howard
Nintendies on suicide watch
Aiden Murphy
GABE NEWELL HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
Luke Rivera
That's actually pretty coherent.
Gabriel Perez
Duke still gots it
Ayden Butler
>The next Disgaea will allow you to enter the game itself to upgrade it, and other games as well.
Holy shit
Brandon Nelson
>Healer: "I just wanna help everyone. My heals aren't good enough, but in the end I'm really just a cumdump for cocks!"
(Kai says) "It's good they think I can save them! It's so much fun to be with them... you know!" (The healer says) "Yeah, I know it's kinda hot when all the guys get up and get in my face.. but I think some guys might even be more fun than they might expect if I can give them a bit of stimulation." "But that doesn't really help you..!" You look at Kai. "I need to save them.." You try to explain, but Kai stops you. "It's really easy. I just need to be willing to do whatever. I'm kind of tired from yesterday but I want to give everyone a bit of sex. That means maybe one of us can take charge here."
Jason Ortiz
>Parrots can perform telepathy with machines,
and are a natural tool for humans to control, if only to learn more about them.
- They can talk to machines, and are a natural tool for humans to control, if only to learn more about them. Human - Human telepathy. While there is no obvious connection to human technology, several species of animal have it.
- Human telepathy. While there is no obvious connection to human technology, several species of animal have it. Human - In-universe version of the telepathy.
- In-universe version of the telepathy. Human - Human's ability to "see" through mirrors and other such things.
Aroshan
An "Aroshan" is an Aroshi.
Avatars
Avatars are characters created and designed by the creators of The Elder Scrolls, to add personality to the story.
Elder
The Elder Scrolls are set in a new fantasy world, Oblivion. It is located within Oblivion. In their world
Caleb Thompson
Jace Sanchez
Zachary Reed
gaben, gaben talk to me
Isaiah Fisher
Elijah Richardson
Xavier Turner
oh god this one hurts
Connor Ross
Bentley Reed
>Giga Robo can be traded for Z-Crystal and Z-Crystal can be used to evolve Mega-Giga Robo into Mega-Zuritaur
I uh..
Easton Jenkins
Truly art
Christian Richardson
What the fuck is even happening
Xavier Miller
This is great
Jace Nelson
t-thats not what those verses say at all, what did you mean by this Transformer?
1. Cor. 11:27 "Wherefore whosoever shall eat this bread, and drink this cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord."
1. Cor. 12:9 "To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;"
Hebrews 1:5 "For unto which of the angels said he at any time, Thou art my Son, this day have I begotten thee? And again, I will be to him a Father, and he shall be to me a Son?"
Hebrews 1:6 "And again, when he bringeth in the firstbegotten into the world, he saith, And let all the angels of God worship him."
2 Corinthians 11:29 "Who is weak, and I am not weak? who is offended, and I burn not?"
Xavier Clark
Fuck me
Tyler Reed
Jeez that turned into real crime real fast
Asher Gonzalez
Don't mind me, just pirating this ham. Here, let me borrow this ham for a while. (pause) (breathing hard, almost sobbing) You're not supposed to make me eat this ham. Now I'm going to bite you! (pause as she bites him) (breathing harder) (moan) No, I don't have to bite you! (moan) You're only allowed to touch me. And you can eat this ham with one hand, okay? (breathes hard once more) Don't stop! Now I'm leaving! I'm leaving the ham here. So I'm not going anywhere.
Jose Lewis
That's a fucking novel
Thomas Murphy
>he feels ashamed of himself
>he gets depressed and irritable because he doesn't have money or work
>he can't hold down a job
Oliver Ward
I don't remember this Ace Attorney case...
Owen Sullivan
Joshua Davis
>tfw the ham has denuvo
Austin Peterson
Brayden Edwards
Jaxon Lopez
I was an animal hideout for some time
Christian Murphy
mobadis
Jonathan Hill
I don't even
Asher Sullivan
Joseph Ramirez
>Nazeem turns into an Oblivion NPC at the end
Dylan Davis
>(((1chan)))
Julian Hill
What kind of server does this site run on?
I just downloaded the model to play with it, and it takes me roughly 2 minutes to generate a result on my gaming pc.
Daniel Smith
>talktotransformer.com
Lanky Kong: HE !!!
Eddie Izzard: WHAT ARE YOU DOING...?????
Yelena: YEOW WTF!! YOU CAN'T WALK? You gotta turn around! We've gotta get out of here before time runs out!
Diddy Kong: DON'T LOCK ON, Y'ALL DUMBASSES! THERE'S NO TIME! DUMBBOOOOOM!!!! ...You're getting my attention...
Odd Duck: OH MY GOD! DON'T BE A DUMBADDUMBDUMP!!! DON'T MAKE AN APOLOGISMS DUMB DUMB BABY!!!!...
Yoshi: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO!? I'M NOT DOING THAT CURSED MANNA!!!!
Garnet: WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF THE EGO IN MY LIFE??? DUCKS WILL NO LONGER BE SAD YOU'VE SHOT THEM!!!!!
Mii-chan: I AM COMIN' FOR YOUR TOUCHES. THEY ARE THE BEST! WHY THE HELL NOT DON'T YOU JUST HIT ME???
Luigi: DUMB DONKEY! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ACT LIKE I CAN'T GET TO YOU?! DUMB DONKEY HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB DONKEY IS STUPID!!!
Luigi: DUMB DONKEY! DONKEY IS STUPID!! WHY ARE
Brandon Davis
Joseph Jones
8 GPUs, apparently.
twitter.com
Angel Morgan
How would sonic meet ben?
Blake Martin
Fallout 76's release really did a number on Todd
Levi King
Jonathan Murphy
Carson Nelson
Futanari isn't gay. He also never got married. He's never broken up with his girlfriend. The last time Naruto heard of anyone else getting married, one day in high school. It's a fact that Naruto really likes to break up with people. He actually asked to get married, because he wasn't sure how his current girlfriend would react, and he asked to get married because he wanted to be like her on two fronts. (It was her birthday, after all). The fact that he actually did get married isn't a secret either, even if his partners can't admit it. He went on record a few times to say that he's seen people get married. When Naruto was a kid, he was also a "sugar daddy." He was really kind of a sugar daddy. He went out of his way to make sure Naruto didn't get in trouble with the law, and that when Naruto ran out of sugar daddy money, he
Noah Rodriguez
Bros i'm fucking scared is this a Deadly Premonition reference?
Leo Cooper
>AIM, AIM, AIM!
Brody Turner
Asher Long
Charles Russell
Holy shit since when we're cucks such chads?
Hunter Ward
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
Weiss grinned and nodded. "Right. You know that thing that makes all people in my school magical?"
"It's called the Rose," Ruby said, pointing at the Emerald.
"But that's not how I thought it worked. People could use the crystals too. I got the idea that this magical thing might hold magical energy," Blake said in shock, "because the way the school makes them, the students use their crystal to control light and shadow."
Weiss didn't know what to say. She didn't see exactly what Ruby was talking about when she said that. Ruby wasn't talking about the light that made up people like Yang and Weiss. She was being a little… eccentric.
"I don't use that thing to control shadows, or light, at all. I use magic to control people's actions to protect it from harm, and that's magic that just happens to
Parker Walker
heh...
Nathan Robinson
Holy shit, thanks phoneposter
>and anti-Santillano!
Luke Carter
Actually accurate
Leo Mitchell
heh...
John Ross
Fuck I thought I was the only one getting random RWBY fanfiction
Logan Long
>tfw just wanted to ork post
>got a cryptic message from the outer gods
A DUCK.
IT'S BEING HURT.
Christian Davis
absolute classic
Julian Wright
Jose Richardson
Hudson Baker
Based.
Nolan Myers
Joseph Anderson
Easton Johnson
Carter Hall
Alexander Collins
Is this what you were looking at?
yande.re
John Myers
second go at it.
Highlights:
Well, a few of da other guys say the first step to winning this war is just to be a good, honest human.
Well I guess he means "go fuck yourself".
Hudson Kelly
I gave it too much
Ethan Roberts
The Egg!
Christopher Hughes
"One path to your survival, lies in my defeat. Still my heart, and you stay the coming end. Another path before you is to offer up that which you hold most dear. Abandon all delusions of control. For the price of a single life, I shall leave this land in peace. "
— Yoda in Revenge of the Sith
Yoda is the former Sith apprentice who betrayed his master and became Darth Vader in the second film of the Star Wars series.[4] A Jedi Knight in the Order of the Sith Lords,[3] he was later revealed to be the son of Master Yoda and Kyp Durron before fleeing the Order.[7] After learning the true purpose of Lord Zannah the Dark Lord, the two were separated and he began fighting her side, ultimately leaving Lord Yoda behind, along with his father.[4]
Yoda traveled to his parent's planet Dromund Kaas, where he was met by the Dark Lady Lumiya. Before she could kill Xiz
Elijah Nguyen
Please rise for the gamer national anthem
Henry Ramirez
yeah
Alexander Anderson
MULTIPLE OF THE SAME DIGIT REPEATING
Carter Butler
When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band my grandmother was singing
After my father had walked us for nearly thirty minutes
I had forgotten the song I was listening to When he made his move I was afraid I was going to run away
I just kept walking and keeping my head down I just kept walking
But I kept walking And still he kept moving
When my father stepped up for me
He didn't look me in the eyes he just said
"Go home I hope you don't cry"
I didn't cry but that was probably where the song really started
I just kept walking and keeping my head down
So soon after that it was almost like there weren't any feelings
Maybe it was the cold, rain or the fact I was tired but I wanted the moment to be there
And that the moment was here
Just then something amazing happened
It seemed like it was right under my nose
Kayden Richardson
Thanos, good guy?
Ryan Powell
CHECKED
Cameron Long
5
Luke Rogers
what..
Chase Lee
Trip: Oh, he's here!
Grace: What? you told me he'd be here an hour from now
Trip: No no no, he's right on time! It's the best thing ever! He had the coolest time he ever had! He told me to stop being a dick in there! I should have stayed over at your place!
Grace: What? he said! I mean!
Trip: Just wait till you catch it!
Grace: Wow, your eyes are so pretty looking at him
Trip: Don't you just envy him! He's such a nice guy!
Grace: You are too.
Trip: It was the best day of my life. I'll never forget it.
Grace: Well of course you've seen it and I'm sure we will have fun laughing about it later on as well. But, you've been so nice to me with my stuff, I thought perhaps we could come back some days later.
Trip: I don't have any more room here in the house. I'll have to pack it in, but before that, I think you'll appreciate seeing some pictures of me, Grace.
>trip STILL finds a way to transition to the Italy photo
Jose Perry
Luke Davis
I don't play Kingdom Hearts, is this accurate?
Gurren Lagann: "I'm sorry."
Sora: "Do I really have to."
[Hasegawa is standing beside Mihara Shiori]
Sora: "You didn't hurt me that time."
Shiori-san: "I am, but there's nothing I'm going to do about it."
Shiori-san turns around and looks at him.
[This was her line. No one has been allowed to say that to you. Do you want to leave?]
Hasegawa: "I guess."
Shiori-san: "It is as you say. Thank you for telling all my troubles to me," but her gaze was as lonely as ever.
Kouhai-san: [Sora is the only one who thinks of the other side. But no matter how much you think about the other side, you don't know everything]
Mihara Shiori goes to hug Sakura. And Mihara Shiori hugs Kazuto. And Sakura-chan hugs him back.
In an effort to calm him down, Sohryu-chan tells them that she loves them, that she loves them very much.
Christian Wilson
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Cameron Cox
user: Melon
Trip: Okay... user, you need to leave. The last thing I want you to do is go out and kill me. Just tell me that you have the power to do something if you don't do it now. Also, your power gives you the authority to tell someone not to do something.
Now, what would this power look like?
This will be called "power over life" or "personhood". You would essentially be an entity without any of its properties, a "thing" without its own personality or self, except that it could be used... and that's what you want.
In short, you would have the right to kill people, that is, make them suffer. This is essentially one part "life", and "life" does not exist at all. No, it's just a kind of "doughnut" to put into your pie.
Why is killing a person important? Isn't it just killing people when you get away with it more than you murder them later? Actually, yes, the person you killed may or may not
Aaron Davis
This sounds pretty wild, actually
Lucas Davis
>What did it cost?
>Five.
Julian Diaz
Nintendo is a very different business from the company behind Nintendo Power, Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo eShop. It is very clear that Nintendo is now focused on the mobile and home entertainment space, with more emphasis on eShop purchases and mobile games. The big questions I still want to know are, will Nintendo continue to use Nintendo's iconic green and gold colouring and how Nintendo plans on using the colour in retail? For us, the answer is clear: yes, we hope so!
Sony is not showing the iPhone 6's camera to developers until later this week, so there's no indication of when we can expect a wider release.
Microsoft is also getting into the game with new updates to the Android operating system. Google announced that a couple of days ago, including updates to Android Marshmallow and the Google Play Services, there will be an update to the Play Store for Android smartphones and tablets.
Valve is pushing its Steam Greenlight campaign for an upcoming survival game inspired by The Hitchhikers Guide to the Vagabond as I write this piece. The game has been likened to Fallout 3 by some, and there are even hints about an additional expansion pack, Steam Weekly reported last month.
Epic is the perfect way to enjoy a meal on the go. With epic, you and your phone together in tow, you can enjoy all of your favorite food on one of our restaurants.
Apple is making a major move into online video by acquiring Twitch.com for $350 million. Twitch's share, currently around 11%, has nearly doubled to around $2 per share since Google (goog) acquired the company in October 2013.
Google is already working on a similar feature. Google Drive's own email product already allowed groups to create "groups," or folders, for a person, person group or organization.
Benjamin Gonzalez
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we're another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting into the game!
I did some research today, got some info from my friend who lives there and I heard he may be coming to town to play some games. We plan on taking out a few weeks of our vacation right after Labor Day. If I go, I'll be at the very top of our list, so please go vote for Steve!
Joshua Smith
Dante: Flock off, feather face!
[Tetra goes up with the other birds of the flock.
Hylian flies in to save the rest. But as he lands on the bottom of the pond he is sucked up and becomes a sea slug]
Hylian: A-ail out, feather face!
Tetra: Get us, feather face!
Hylian flies out again to grab the fallen feathers.
Hylian: Yell, feather face!
[The animals fly off once again. After that they continue flying around aimlessly]
Tetra: But we're all tied up.
Hylian: Then there's only one thing left to do…
Tetra flies into the watery lake, which is not a lake at all.
Tetra: Don't worry about it.
Hylian runs off to take off on the next bird! But it turns out he doesn't understand the meaning or purpose to his existence.
Tetra: What's the matter? You can't tell me you don't feel anything? (laughs)
Tetra: That's right! (laughs)
Hylian makes a beeline right for the birds.
Hylian: Let's give '
Alexander Bell
Juan Campbell
Armstrong: Played college ball you know...
Jack: At some cushy ivy league school!
Armstrong: Nahhh... I wasn't in any ivy league...
Jack: A guy from a "basketball program"?
Armstrong: At a basketball program? Wow, not exactly the kind of university that was teaching me to be a soldier, after all.
Jack: Well, I'll be honest, the whole point of going to "the academy" was to learn how to make weapons, not shoot them. You know what we have on the menu is this...
Jack: We have this?
Armstrong: Oh, wow. That's nice! I love how you use this. You can either take the bullet out of the target, or you can get the bullet out of the target by using a "bore-up." Well, I don't know about you, but I'd rather just shoot, so I picked the "bore-up," right? I mean, in the context of this story, I can just as easily use this. You know how you can shoot like John Wayne and make it
Benjamin Ortiz
kek
Aaron Gonzalez
At least you're not Randy Pitchford
Lucas Ross
Carter Brown
Completion
Arthas: "Glad you could make it, Uther."
Uther: "Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I’m still your superior as a Paladin."
Chrom: "Oh, hey," Uther says, reaching out to touch his shoulder. "You and that guy. So we better talk back if you ask me to join our cause."
Uther: "Oh, no. I would like to hear your vision. What, exactly, did you want? Did I have to tell you all of that?
Chrom: "What? Are you going to fight me? Because that would mean... uh! You just need to find a way. You're the one to talk me into this!"
Uther: "Ah, come on, that's ridiculous. I would love to fight this battle, my friend. Please just wait and see."
Chrom: "Uther, don't play so rough!"
Uther: "You're right. I would love to, but the chance's only once in my history, so you're going to be out for more than a few hours! If there's one thing I know it's how to make love."
Blake Adams
A daring synthesis, almost kafkaesque
Charles Foster
Rudra: Look Brother! It's been ages, but we finally have company!
Agni: I see that!
Rudra: We must entertain our guest!
Agni: You're right! We have to be gracious hosts!
Rudra: What should we do?
Agni: How do I know? We need to come up with something!
Dante: (sigh)
Rudra: Brother, our guest is (who I believe was a slave, though I'm being skeptical on that one). He's a black man, so we can't really identify him without the information from my slave's diary! But we need to figure out his name; he had the following description of him: "Black, young adult…black, young adult…black, young adult…black, young adult…" I can guess that he was a wealthy, powerful, and important person…
Agni: Well, that's probably how he was named…he was a former slave, but he got lucky in his youth and he acquired a lot of knowledge. In fact, he was also one of the most famous black people in the past
Oliver Barnes
That turn at the end
Andrew Thomas
Lucas Richardson
Damn, they even know retro studios is working on metroid prime.
At least we get a movie.
Nathaniel Hill
I don't know what I expected.
Nathan King
>he had the following description of him: "Black, young adult…black, young adult…black, young adult…black, young adult…" I can guess that he was a wealthy, powerful, and important person…
Connor Rogers
Isaac Sullivan
Asher Watson
Is this what autism reads like?
Brandon Fisher
Adrian Flores
Nathan Reed
>Generated completion:
What doujin/manga is that though?
Jonathan Miller
> TN: This is how it is translated to English, sorry about that
Colton Hernandez
This bot knows too much.
Jackson Martin
>i'm gay and i'm nog
Alexander Bennett
it knows too much
Ryan Taylor
Jayden Reyes
Isaiah Roberts
It's like I'm really reading FSN
Brayden Sanchez
Christopher Bailey
Kevin Hernandez
>[Kissing sound (possibly a kiss)]
I shouldn't have laughed at this.
Matthew Green
Is this the real origin of Pixar?
Matthew Gray
Arthas: "Glad you could make it, Uther."
Uther: "Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I’m still your superior as a Paladin."
Arthas: "Uther?! Uther?!
Uther: "I understand, boy... your father is an elder wizard. Even without his help, I could have slain you.
A prince of Naxxramas? I've seen him with my own eyes: as a mage, like me, a young man of valor, though far more gifted. And so I would never have given him command."
Arthas: "That's all?"
Uther: "Yes, boy. As you have seen, I can hold my own against men of my height and experience. Though if these other people are still as hardheaded as you have been, even I could be dead by then."
Arthas: "Well... what shall we do now, Uther?"
Uther: "You are my heir, my husband, and I stand ready for the task."
Arthas: "Glad you made it... Uther..."
Uther: "Watch your tone... Boy..."
Jack Wood
Isaiah Gutierrez
Brandon Ross
Hudson Green
Not what I expected.
Dylan Reyes
Heartwarming
Landon Hall
Robert Flores
Ayden Lee
Pack it up boys it's settled .
Isaiah Murphy
wtf
Daniel Morales
I didn't bother to count but I think that's more than 10
Carson Thomas
Top 10 LGBT friendly games:
1. Mario Kart 8
2. Street Fighter
3. Pokemon: X & Y
4. The Sims 3
5. Borderlands 2
6. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
7. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D
8. Star Wars Battlefront II
9. FIFA 17
10. Call of Duty: Black Ops III.
Check out all the games covered in the article on VICE Gaming's video series, What's LGBT and What's Not to Play. You can also check out some of VICE's other features here and here.
Follow @harryleeagel
Juan Robinson
Ryder Barnes
Elijah Taylor
Assassins Creed is already one of the most anticipated Ubisoft titles of 2018. While the series hasn't yet received its first title in North America, it looks like they're going to make a push for this franchise in the future.
Back in March, it was announced that the series would have been included in the upcoming Assassin's Creed Unity, a re-release for PC. While some of the developers were not able to attend the event, Unity will include content for every game series as well as bringing the series to consoles in 2018. So while there are still plenty of games for this title to play through before releasing, it's easy to imagine that Ubisoft will do something even bigger on Assassin's Creed: Unity in later years.
Jayden Martin
Gavin Parker
Video game writer and cuckold Anthony Burch has been called "the greatest cuckold of modern times" and his work, published in four British gay magazines the same year his marriage was recognized by Britain's highest civil court, has been hailed worldwide for its candid portrayal of sex in gay relationships.
"I think Anthony is the first man ever to have written an essay about sex in a game," says David Cameron, then First Lady of Britain. "A lot of people have been inspired to write it -- it's been talked about since the first days. I was thinking about that when I read that it's actually Anthony Burch, who we can actually see kissing at the end. You know what I mean? That can't be right."
The two-year anniversary of the first game, which launched in 1997, is already drawing to a close. The game, for which the Burch character is a female called Ms. Spaz, shows off a male body with
Jason Cooper
SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.
SCP-682 may be used as an asset for psychological operations against opposing factions within the Foundation, and to combat criminal activities conducted by members of the Foundation.
Description: SCP-682 is a humanoid humanoid in the class I.25 subclass of the Shapeshifter. SCP-682 may be considered to contain the genetic material of either human or, currently, some species of Xenomorph.
SCP-682's mouth is extremely large and appears to have no limit upon the volume that it can produce. When exposed to large amounts of electrical or acoustic energy, SCP-682 loses contact with the outside world, which is usually for several minutes.
SCP-682 has developed a very strong ability to sense and control the physical world around him. In tests on a number of people with SCP-682 and various other species
Jack Martinez
The difference between western RPGs and JRPGs is
The difference between western RPGs and JRPGs is that all the stuff that was fun in them is gone.
Jonathan Hughes
This AI cuts deep
Jackson Morris
Is there anything better than cunny?
Well… that is what I was hoping…
Cunny.
I think I am going to go out this weekend and play some games to keep myself going, so please take this as what I am really craving… a cute girl! I know who I am looking for in my next few months.
Love you guys and thank you for reading!
Joshua Perez
ProJared's penis is not much in length.
It is, however, large enough to reach the entrance of his pants.
A penis is a penis.
The difference between a human penis, a penis, and a large penis comes down to this:
1) A human penis is a real penis. It really exists.
2) A large penis is a penis.
3) The difference between a human penis and a large penis boils down to this:
4) A large penis is big. A human penis is small. And this is a very important distinction; not only does a small penis really suck! but a large penis is a penis. And this is also a very important distinction; a small penis isn't that big either.
But what if what we actually have are the "mini" and human penis in our imaginations?
When is a "mini" a penis?
Is a penis too small?
And even, when is a "man sized"—or penis in human understanding—in reality?
For more details see: Anatomy of a penis
Leo Lopez
WoW Classic Thread
We're going home! Thank you for joining us! If you haven't heard of DOTA2, here's a brief description: DOTA2 is a free-to-play free for all MOBA where two teams - the Alliance and the Horde - compete against each other in a fantasy world called Azeroth, where every player is an actual person - they have unique class spells that affect every aspect of their play-style.
What's a DOTA 2 player like?: DOTA2 is an open competitive shooter game where you join an army of heroes and defend your kingdom against the powerful, evil, undead legions of the Burning Legion!
Connor Cooper
Grove Street. Home. Or at least it was, before icky-ass-sexy-sexy-sexy-honey-honey made it a dead-end. It was my fault.
And I am sorry for it. Because I'm also sorry for those who watched me go from a confident, sweet, caring young woman, with big, strong arms, to a woman who'd run over someone else, screaming and screaming and screaming her eyes out. A woman who'd taken one of my best friends with her to the bathroom. In the end it ended in blood, but at least I never had to look at the face she left and that stupid red shirt that I was wearing.
Or, at least, that's what I hoped I would. My hope, even. If you're reading this you knew I wanted to quit and didn't give me a second chance.
I've never really been about what I want. In my early 20s I was working at a cafe and had lots of sex on the side. Then I was at a job like that, which did not have "sex." There was a woman working there, she was a lovely
Daniel Thomas
Katawa Shoujo General #3640
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Ryan Anderson
Otacon: Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Solid Snake:
>I don't think love can bloom, even if all the forces of evil are gathered together like this. I think you have already lost. I hate your guts. Otacon, where are the weapons? Do you see no weapons? Do you see no power? If I had my way, those weapons... If I had me my way, I would destroy this land, not only the people who stand behind me. But I can't, so... Otacon... I am yours.
Solid Snake: Otacon...?
Alexander Baker
>Mulholland Drive 3: Road Rage (2010, Ubisoft (Ubisoft Montreal)) (PS Vita)
Bros, where can I get this?
Levi Morales
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age, "the Gods" didn't exactly care that much. The Gods were in charge of all life and their job was simple, they made sure that the Stone Age ended quick. But the Stone Age ended way too early. What ended was chaos. And chaos came from the Gods, not from our parents . No, you have read the words of The Goddess: "What you created will die soon, not soon enough, what you created will be trampled over by the Gods, it is too early. Your gods are too late; no, it is too late."
What started out to be peaceful, "peaceful life" , turned into chaos, "blood and thunder" . The Gods created what was bad and made it worse. "Blood and thunder" didn't just turn into violence because of this, a lot of violence comes from humans . So, you have bad gods, bad governments, bad laws, terrible war. These are created by
Christian Gutierrez
Atelier Totori was rated R18 for high impact sexual violence in Australia.
"You're so beautiful," the narrator, a male, tells his girl. "Look at yourself in the mirror."
"What are you thinking?!" the girl responds. "I'm thinking about you."
The teen takes his turn.
"Look in the mirror, girls."
"How do they know I'm not a lesbian?" the girl asks.
"Because you are beautiful," replies the narrator.
At this point the girl seems satisfied. The same, though, will not be true for the audience.
David Wright
>in order to be rewarded with cat food and a catgirl of your choice
We should outsource game design to this thing.
Anthony Taylor
Genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership are now on the market.
They include Catbabies International, the pet-breeding company. The Humane Society of the United States, however, isn't impressed.
"It's all about marketing. The reality is, this is a new breed of dog," said Kathy Shih-Wei, a spokeswoman for the Humane Society
Camden Reed
> Dog
Damn what a dirty dark secret.
meanwhile holy shit.
* JOKER runs into room*
*claps hands*
JOKER: NIGGERS!
*JOKER runs OUT of room*
*Policemen get up and chase him out*
JOKER: Who's a fool!?
COMMENTATOR 1 (as JOKER): Who?
Policeman 1 (as JOKER): Who is this. And why can't someone calm down.
COMMENTATOR 1 (as JOKER): No one is coming for him, no sir. I want to speak to you.
Policeman 1 (as JOKER): Mr. Jokera, this is the Chief of police, Detective General Hoshiyama, please be quiet. Go.
JOKER (from doorway of room with policemen): NIGGERS GO BACK WHERE YOU THREW UP. I KNOW YOU. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A SWEET THOUGHT (from doorway, he walks away but the police shout again and chase him all the way to the police building where they arrest him)
*CUT TO JOKER'S CAR, a black car with a white, chrome and red front-light shining out, with two dark red lights inside*
JOKER (from front, with headlights on and rear lights on and car on the left side): JOKER'S
> Dies by getting hit by a car