Smash Bros Headcanon's Thread Breaking Canon/Windows edition

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>all of the assist trophys are various jobs
>all non occupied jobs are run by miis from tomadachi country,a country for characters in games that have no universe of there own like tetris,game and watch,rob,face raiders,miis,and more
>rob and mr.gamenwatch invented smash bros by usings rob ability to be in the real world to convince sakurai to make smash bros so all of these characters could hang out
>master hand and crazy hand are the code

>gallem and darkthon represent parents,one strict and mean.Who is also a purist(hense gallem being very angelic
>darkthon beats his kids
>its a legal custody battle and the only way to win is by them both loosing the custody(notice how a pen and gavel are in the final battle)

Wouldn't they get glass in their eyes?

The Smash Manor is across the street from the PlayStation Allstars Estate
>Raiden and Snake visit every so often
>Heihachi and Pac Man meet in town for NAMCO business discussions
>Palutena equips ROB and Megaman with an Anti-Kratos security system
>Sweet Tooth wants to challenge Falcon to demolition derby
>Wii Fit Trainer almost has a stroke when meeting Fat Princess
>Parappa wants to go out with Isabelle
>The Belmont’s go through a faith crisis when they meet Zeus
>Ridley keeps hiding under Issac Clark’s bed every other night

Little Mac has a desperate need to breed Fat Princess and everyone gives him a hard time about it

Post your most wanted character and headcanon interactions they have with others.

>Magolor keeps calling Sundays Magolor Day.
>After once someone accidentally called him MAGAlor, he ran with the joke and decided to run for president of the Smash Manor, saying that he knows Sony All Stars Battle Royale cast and that he can get them on his side while making them pay for a amusement park.
>Ends conversations casually about how he is planning on doing something to harm Kirby before admitting he’s joking.
>Trolls Meta Knight like there’s no tomorrow, helping King Dedede spread him nickname of “Borb” around and commenting on how he thinks he’s jealous of Magolor’s ship.
>Sells Classic Tickets and other goodies at a more consistent rate than the actual store, but for a higher price.
>Joker once tried to infiltrate his “palace” to see if Magolor was plotting something evil. This led to Joker spending the entire night walking around in circles in Magolor’s palace, unable to find anything.
>He really isn’t plotting anything evil, he’s just a expert prankster and trickster.
>Runs a impractical jokers styled show with Wario, King K Rool and Sonic.

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>The Belmont’s go through a faith crisis when they meet Zeus.
What about Palutena?

everyone is scared or pissed off by ridley (especially samus), but sakurai invited him on the condition that he doesn't eat anyone and they all get to know him and it turns out that he's actually a pretty cool dude. he and king k rool hang out and do dumb shit like frat boys.

>Parappa ever cheating on his flower bitch of a girlfriend
He’d relate best to Game and Watch

Their eyes are too strong for that.

Palutena is witchcraft, it's heresy to believe she could actually be a goddess, as God is the only God.

>headcanon thread
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>Isn't too talkative about himself, but will still silently chill with some of the more quiet fighters like Meta Knight, maybe even have a drink
>A number of female fighters are into him, but he turns all of them down
>Some of the cockier fighters look down on him because he's "just some guy" with no weapons or special powers
>They quickly learned that was a mistake
>The younger boys think he's really cool, some even imitate the way he walks and talks and follow him around
>To people's surprise, Kiryu is into a lot of very different activities
>He enjoys karaoke, and is quite good at it
>He dances, managing to beat most of the roster in dance battles
>Sometimes he and Ness play a casual game of two-man baseball outside
>The most surprising was when Kiryu taught most of the younger fighters about pocket circuit racing, even bringing in a track for them to play with and a shit-ton of parts
>He, however, got in trouble for teaching the young boys how to play MesuKing
>He further got in trouble for buying some of the young boys [spoilers]adult magazines.[/spoiler]

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*simon peeping behind the corner*

Fuck, screwed up the tag.
>Tries to introduce Japanese gambling games to the likes of Wario
>No one is able to get it, so he has to learn stuff like poker
>Since Kiryu arrived, the fighters swear they hear a faint "Kiryu-chan!" coming from the walls, but no one has been able to prove anything
>Possibly related, he doesn't seem fond of Wolf for some reason

Jeanne
Bandana Dee
Goomba
Geno
Tails
Dr. Eggman
Dixie Kong
Funky Kong
Cranky Kong
Chun-Li
Rayman

here comes the most autistic faggot of all

Who, you?

>Simon and Zelda go to the same hairdresser.

Revolting. Little Mac has better taste than that.

>Terry is popular with the ladies, especially Wii Fit Trainer
>Friends with Ken from the Millennium Fight tournaments
>Doesn't talk with Ryu very much, but when they do Terry usually gives Ryu the update on Kyo
>Hates Bowser & Ganon, remind him of Geese too much
>Often spars with Little Mac & Incineroar

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Someone posted something like this in a previous thread a long time ago, but here:
>Ridley starts bullying Lucas and makes fun of Hinawa
>Samus becomes enraged and pins him against the wall
>"What?"
>"YOU LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE."
>"Wow, d'you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

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You think all the orphans in the mansion have some kind of support group? Thinking of it, there's a number of younger fighters with at least one dead parent. Or at least young enough where dead parents is a tragedy rather than just life going on.

>Doesn't talk or interact with anyone. Ever.
>Usually stares at Mario and Dr. Mario.
>Nobody has any idea where he lives or where to find him
>Dayjob is as Master Hand's bodyguard

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>He's still mad at Mario for the Rabbids crossover
>Little Mac has a really hard time dodging his hits considering he doesn't fistfight like anyone else
>No one who debuted after 2003 or before 2011 knows who he is other than "that rabbids guy"
>All of the old characters (Sonic, Pac-man, ect.) welcome him with open arms
>He hates K-Rool because he's a pirate
>Regularly wakes up with hands, feet, and sometimes his torso missing, only to be stashed in a random fighters room by Ridley
>Raymesis showed up with him
>Raymesis isn't a villain, just a massive asshole

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>Bandana Dee
>Goomba
Nah.

I like to think Dr. Mario is a Dr Nick tier quack but it all somehow works for his patients

>he doesn't know

Every truly fit man craves a fat woman to conquer. It's a contrast thing.

Only if you have awful taste.

..would you think that fat is disgusting.
There, finished that for you

>Hangs out with Mario and Peach all the time
>Wants to be friends with Bowser again, but it never works out
>White knights Zelda, Link is jealous of how friendly the two are together
>Snake is confused by how a doll can pack so much artillery in just his arms
>Hates Ganondorf, wants to defeat him one day

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Cringe.

please quit talking to me as if i'm you, thank you in advance

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>Slams the door*
>"This party is getting crazy, let's rock"

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thought you'd do that

Aside from Lucas and Samus, who is Ridley's favorite target?

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isabelle

>Forgetting that Ness and Kiryu would probably play vidya together
>They get into fights over if Sega or Nintendo is better

Shit, forgot about that. Also depending on what game this Kiryu is from, seeing things like cell phones, or at least the kinds of phone Woomy has, would surprise him.

>Ness is practically a eternal child boomer who only uses 90's tech
>This helps Kiryu and Ness get along

As do Joker and Bayo

>Bowser Jr. crushes hard on Woomy
>His father encourages him to pluck up and tell her
>She seems flattered, but lets the Koopa down gently and walks off
>Depressed, Bowser Jr. wallows in his room the rest of the day
>Eventually, he gets a message on his computer
>It's from Woomy
>"I've got a surprise for you~" it said, with a video file attached
>Bowser Jr., hopeful, opens it
>It's an hour-long video of Young Link fucking Woomy's brains out
>The Inkling mocks Bowser Jr. throughout the video, wondering why he thought he had a chance
>Her insults keep getting interrupted by her seemingly endless orgasms
>Bowser Jr. doesn't sleep that night

I like this one.

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Snake and Simon are good friends, since they each understand having to live up to a legacy involving crazy bullshit.

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>implying bayo needs a hairdresser
She can magically change it at will because witch powers.

You forgot the part where Simon beats the shit out of Joker for trying to partake in polyamory.

>No one knows if Mario and Dr. Mario are the same person, but they're never seen together

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Is Valentine's Day the 15th in Japan?

Everyone is wondering if there'll ever be more diverse weapon users.

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Yes

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Bowser jr then rapes them both
Also i got this captcha,what the fuck

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>Young Link is surprisingly mature for his young, vague age
>He's quiet, calm, doesn't speak unless spoken to
>Even then, he talks only in short bursts
>Surprisingly, he dislikes being around Zelda, because she isn't HIS Zelda, which is an issue the Princess has tried to rectify
>He never hangs around with the fighters closer to his age, opting to be near the adults
>At first, they find it strange, but he never causes problems so they just kind of allow it
>At parties and events, he tends to hang out at the sides, watching things go on, and is usually among the first to leave
>The one and only time he's seen acting like an actual kid was during December
>He was among the first of the kids to write a letter to Santa
>Curious, some of the adults take a look at what he asked for
>He only asked for one thing: his mother.

This feels relevant.

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>Rosalina is Geno's "higher power"

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It's a shame we didn't get six different time periods for the Zelda characters, and that Sheik has to use a game's aesthetic that she wasn't even in.

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That was literally in the first line with Joker being treated as a Villain.

Yeah, I really didn't need to see this.

All it mentions there is him being preached at, not being beaten up.

>People constantly mistake Roy for Roy.

>Palutena tries to make Young Link feel better.

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>Simon and Bayonetta both almost immediately and inexplicably form odd intergenerational friendships/parental relationships with Zelda and Joker
>Zelda is one of the rare few things that puts Simon in a good enough mood to not attempt to murder Bayo on sight, so they even all hang out occasionally

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>Is initially disappointed that HER Link is no longer in the roster anymore
>She makes up for it by heavily flirting with the Breath of the Wild Link instead
>Soon after, the flirting carries over to the other two Links as well
>Simon initially gets on her case about going around almost nude, but concedes when he realizes she strangely has no visible nudity
>He does, however, try to make her get rid of her "pagan headpiece" she wears with ho luck
>Sometimes, she will hide in the shadows of other fighters and whisper things just under her breath to spook them
>Woomy is somewhat thankful to finally have someone around with stranger hair than her

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H-How does she do that, user?

>Inkling and Young link are dating
>Everyone thinks it's rather cute
>Inkling is actually a secretly fully developed squid adult and relishes in the shota cock nightly

You just know full hentai logic is in effect and the kid's hung like a horse.

>If it had not been for the laws of smash I would have slaughtered you.

She still gets off on the degeneracy more

Lucario cheats when they have poker nights.

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>Donkey Kong wins karaoke like 90% of the time
>only loses if he tries to duo with Diddy or sometimes when K. Rool challenges him
>Jigglypuff has been banned from karaoke

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>Ness is going to the kitchen for a midnight snack
>As he nears the kitchen, he sees a small light
>Peering inside, he sees the fridge is open and someone is rifling through it
>Ness calls out, not being able to tell who it is because of how dark the room is
>The man is unfamiliar to Ness, with a strange haircut and an eye patch
>The stranger grabs the last pudding cup and sprints away, too fast for Ness to follow
>Ness tries to tell people about it the next day, but no one believes him

>Parks his trailer right outside the Mansion
>Gets the kids into watching anime and wrestling
>Shares wrestling moves with Incineroar
>Has played the game every single other character is from
>Tries his best not to completely nerd out but occasionally freaks out when talking to certain characters, especially the older ones
>Does his best to not curse but occasionally almost lets one slip through and he tries to change them to a different word like "FUC-*cough*, uh, FUDGEHEAD!"
>Inkling steals his shirts
>He has intense 1v1 gaming sessions with Ness, both are equally good at vidya

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>goes down the hall knocking on everybody's door asking if they want to fight
>in the middle of the night

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post your main's reaction(s) to looking up their name on Shared Content

This thread is full of faggots. Hows that head cannon.

I will bite
>was well received in the mansion but seemed uninterested from the start
>usually minded her own business and treated everybody with the same level of indifference
>the tougher fighters underestimated her until someday she snapped and went on a rampage, destroying part of the mansion
>turns out that Wario had stolen her orb and she got really upset over it
>afterwards there was an unspoken rule to never enter Reimu's room without her permission
>over time she developed a soft spot for Kirby (who she already knew from somewhere) and Bowser (who is just confused)
>enjoys participating in party planning, specially if there is booze involved
>thinks ROB is another Kappa invention
>has a (one sided) business rivalry with Villager
>does not get along with Palutena because of her bad experiences with gods and because she is jealous of how many followers the goddess has
>Pit needs to intervene so they won't kill each other
>Dark Pit pretends to not care but is careful with what he says next to her because he is secretly terrified
>gets along with the Belmonts since they are both believers, putting aside religious differences over their common disdain
for vampires
>usually prefers to just chill with the likes of Jigglypuff and Dedede
>will occasionally hang out with Robin and read books together
>WFT keeps trying to force healthy habits onto her
>will sometimes join Fox and Falco so they can practice danmaku together (two airwings vs Reimu)
>taught Peach, Daisy, Zelda and Samus how to use danmaku of their own (with different results)

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And you're in it too.

>DK usually speaks in the usual, gorilla noises
>he joined the Karaoke competition
>as he is about to sing, everybody braces for the worst
youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ

>Everyone newer than Mario is on his shitlist
>gets progressively nastier to characters the newer they are
>one of the few people who can understand Pac Man, ROB, and G&W
>shockingly decent relationship with K. Rool, they riff on each other a lot but it's good natured ribbing and gambling
>only defends his good for nothing grandson if he's not in the same room
>shockingly Ridley seems ok with him
>tries to give Bowser tips on damsel capturing, Bowser doesn't realize who he is
>always tries to join in on villain meetings
We need more old characters in smash

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>tries to give Bowser tips on damsel capturing, Bowser doesn't realize who he is
I love it

How does he react to the Pong assist trophy?

>Sonic has been biding his time since the Dreamcast died and is finally ready to initiate the next phase of The Plan.

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A lot of headcannon stuff can get really cringey, but I kind of want this, Cranky really should be in smash.

I always forget, is Cranky real OG Donkey Kong or is he Donkey Kong Jr.?

>He only asked for one thing: his mother.
>his mother
>not Epona or Saria

>gets progressively nastier to characters the newer they are
oh god imagine how mean he is with joker, corrin, and incineroar

>Constantly calls Ness "Ninten" for some reason and asks him to sing all the time

My man pikachu gettin the fuck outta there

Sometimes he plays tennis with them. They make fun of him when he hurts his back trying to dive for the ball, but it's all in good fun.
Cranky is the OG, Jr. is MIA

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Wouldn't that same logic apply to Zeus?

Why would he pick a horse that isn't even his over his dead mother?

forgot a girl

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Luigi has the best character development Arc In the game or rather the series by going from a full fledged clone to a completely unique character

>Woomy acts very territorial involving Young Link
>She constantly holds him close to her when they're out and about and will always have him sit on her lap when they're at rest
>Refers to him as "Her Link", especially around other girls
>If she happens upon Young Link talking to other female fighters, she'll go over and give him a big kiss, glaring at the girl behind his back, almost daring them to try and take him away

>Inklings get into petty arguments over the littlest things and constantly berate other characters over their fashion choices
>No one can understand what the fuck they're saying though with the exception of Ness and Lucas because PSI mind-reading
>No one knows if they actually understand English

Why would he give a fuck about his mom? He has no emotional connection to her

>Originally, a shadowloo recruit showed up to the mansion every now and then with recruitment fliers for Shadowloo.
>Upon seeing Ganondorf, let Bison know of his existence.
>Bison meets and spars with Ganondorf, and they talk shop. Conquest, dark magic, etc.
>Ganon invites him to baddies poker games.
>Most of the good characters don't seem to like him, and Ryu and Ken specifically refer to him as "a dick."
>Peach and Lucina accidentally sign up for the DOLL program thinking they get to play with toys.
>Wii fit trainer doesn't like his demeanor but appreciates his physique.
>Bison tried to specifically recruit the following characters: Palutena, Incineroar, Samus, Snake and Bowser.
>Calls Meta Knight Vega Jr. due to his mask and Spanish accent.
>Ridley once visited the Shadowloo base. Called it comfy. Thinks it needs more tubes.
>He and Ganondorf spend most of their card games talking absolute shit about the rest of the cast, describing the physical inadequacies of most of the cast (specifically the fat or girly men,) and discussing the bodies of the women in overt sexual detail.
>Ganondorf and Bison plan on swapping info about making DOLLS and Iron Knuckles.

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>Squirtle and Greninja enjoy shooting water at the squid kids due to the fact they absolutely freak the fuck out.
>After learning about this, Ridley got on Mario's shitlist after "borrowing" F.L.U.D.D.

>want to participate in these threads
>cant think of anything besides crack ships and shit that's been done to death already

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>F.L.U.D.D doesn't take Ridley's shit and doesn't work for him, so he forces his space pirates to make copies for him
>They keep making the tubes so long that it takes forever for the water to actually shoot

Why would a child care about his mom who died while saving his life? I wonder...

Everyone loves kirby. Everyone. Inexplicably.

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Even Ridley?

haha get it becaus kirby is epic friend maker LMAO i get it XD how do i upvote epic redditor????

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>Ridley gets into everything because if someone beats him to a pulp he can just regenerate anyway
>steers very clear of Kirby and is chummy with K. Rool since he reminds him of an old friend, everyone else is fair game for his shenanigans
>sounds exactly like Zorak from Space Ghost

>Bowser Jr. won the Plant as a prize from a carnival and, being the spoiled little shit that he is, made his dad convince the hands to let it be a fighter

>mewtwo is secretly petrified of greninja, incineroar, and the dark echoes because he can't read their minds
>probably for the best that he can't read Dark Samus's

>K. Rool adores Mario for fighting Cranky and Jr. back in the day, one of the few villains to take his side in anything
>Mario always feels bad about that but modern DK's over it

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I.... Do not understand...

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>Dr. Eggman
Yes

>AT's are generally just happy to get the chance to help out.

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Not updating this for Joker is criminal.

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>sounds exactly like Zorak from Space Ghost

I'm adopting this as headcannon now.

Made a new version which includes Joker.

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I think it depends on the AT. Waluigi probably seethes like there's no tomorrow even if he'd be just as miserable if he got in but Shovel Knight's feelings almost certainly match your description.

Also I haven't posted this thing in ages.

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Dark Samus is kept far away from Game and Watch, due to the phazon shadow bug incident.

Pokemon are generally dicks and give each other shit all the time for different reasons.

>Pikachu, Pichu, Mewtwo, Geninja and Incineroar are wild, and constantly make fun of Squirtle Ivysaur and Charizard for being caught.
>Constantly during battle, will ask if any of the three of them are "Shuckin' and Jivin' for the massa.

>Racism between pokemon types is common.
>Generally, that means Squirtle and Greninja fight with Charizard and Incineroar.
>Constantly belittling Charizard for being the second most Dragonesque pokemon in the mansion, behind Bowser.
>"Yeah, well at least we have dragons!"
>Corrin walks by to the delight of Squirtle and Greninja. Corrin doesn't know why they're laughing, but the three go swimming together regularly now.
>Charizard avoids Bowser and Corrin to reduce the taunting he received from the other pokemon.

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Eh, I'll get to it eventually

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But don't the other Pokemon besides Mewtwo and Lucario come out of pokeballs as well?

They're not in the house though or on the field.

So, does she hate or like children? I swear I see her characterized with both traits.

Bayo by and large likes kids, but shows it in her own way which may not always be obvious
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>Death brings a bagged lunch from Dracula to Alucard every day
>When Alucard isn't around Death tells stories about how he raised Alucard when he was Kid Dracula

Based.

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Wait a minute so how does the age gap work for this? Cranky (OG Kong) is the only one who aged or was he already that old when he kidnapped Pauline?

I guess Zelda's ears don't bother Simon.

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His ancestor married and reproduced with a literal witch. What do you think?

And inkpilled?

Well....

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What did Kirby mean by that?

Not the most plausible but I like to think that Ultimate Sheik is BotW Zelda

Would explain her wearing the BotW gear for no reason

Nevermind, he thought Simon was a girl because of his hair
Pretty funny

So, she's got a thicc ass?

What do I do against Jigglypuff and Samus as Ridley? Got pushed in hard by both today.

all the echo fighters are buddies

even Dark Samus?

>Dark Samus enters the changing room with the girls
>does not actually change, just stands around waiting for everyone else to finish
>is silent all the while

Apes age faster than humans

This thread is gay as fuck.

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Heavy
>glad that his friend medic got in as the final smash so they can hang in the mansion
>enjoys arm wrestling & eating contests with the bad guys (and kirby), and discussing weapons with snake (woomy sometimes tags along)

Soldier
>usually stays in his room/the bar. If he talks to anyone, it's the other mercs with his theories as to why they've all been brought to the mansion (including that galeem is merasmus and crazy and master hand are the ghosts of redmond and blutarch)
>occasionally has drunken arguments with simon belmont since they're both so set in their ways

scout
>constantly needles spy for only making it into the ATs
>hits on every single girl in the mansion, as well as marth and link by accident
>detests sonic, both because of his reputation and because he can't beat him in a race
has impregnated WFT

in general
>don't usually hang out with each other unless incredibly drunk
>somewhat outcast as they are too adult to hang out with most of the cast but too cartoony to be taken seriously by snake etc.

Five years in paint.

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>ridley gets up and starts singing moonman songs

>For some reason, Mewtwo absolutely hates Karaoke night, and not even he knows why

bomp

They hang, but try to hide it.

Boop

any Axiom Verge recognition in Smash Bros Ultimate. Y/N?

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that means they could bring back
>proto man
>saki amamiya
>geno
>rayman
>captain syrup
>funky kong
>robotnik

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what the fuck is that face in the clouds?

Good job user

Blumpf

>Scout Boning WFT
Perfection

Assist trophies have their own place but is not as glamorous as the fighters mansion. However it has a kick ass bar ran by Rodin. Joker works there part-time.

Between this and his father's failures with Peach, Junior would probably go full "anti-thot" and probably become disillusioned in women/love.
He'd also leak the video to Simon out of spite, knowing full well the retribution that would be on both of them as a result.

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>Pits fucking face in the last panel
Perfect.

>steve goes ahead and builds his own room.He also makes good friends with link
>Bandana dees apple juice is stolen by the pikmin
>porky is kept locked up in a safe capsule but they have a meathod of opening it.Porky doesnt.
>labo man is always drunk

Ridley owns pichu
Samus owns pikachu
And dark samus owns mimikyu

>Everybody has gotten 10x more paranoid ever since he showed. Dedede in particular refuses to go anywhere alone
>Dark Samus is the only one nonplussed by him. In tern, he unknowingly gets along well with her and is considering teaming up with her to "usher in a new era of darkness (and Phazon)"
>He wasn't really corrupted in WoL since, lack of body aside, it was business as usual form him. He only joins because Meta Knight points out that Dharkon could've restored him but instead chose to restore Marx.
>Loathes everyone except the loners, mostly out of jealousy.

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Donkey Kong breeding pit

I wanna fuck joker and bayonetta

>Belmonts having a faith crisis
Cringe

Bowser jr would move on and marry dark samus

>Alolan Raichu is hoping for a fourth Metroid character to join the battle so he don't have to be lonely anymore

He and raichu are both owned by mega man

>Wright, upon entering the manor, is bombarded by the dubious Smash characters to weave them out of potential criminal charges
>Wright also takes up Isabelle’s position of filing legal paperwork, and the two form a close bond with each other
>Wright steers clear of Yoshi, lest he end up defending him against the charge of tax evasion
>The manor’s debate club declines in popularity after Wright dominates the competition with his asspulls and bluffs
>Edgeworth, his echo, takes to playing chess with Robin frequently

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>Ridley goes out of his way to be as bad an influence on Pichu as possible.

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>DIO is constantly attacked by RIchter and Simon.
>He sabotages the group and joins with Galeem in an attempt to reach Heaven.

Or

>Arthas hangs out with Ganon mainly, as they're both somewhat the "King of Darkness"
>Arthas' room is somewhat an entire iceberg
>Mario once tried to talk to him about Crash, and he threatened to make him into a Boo.
>Has a rivalry with K Rool over who's the king of the Manor.

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What the fuck I actually see it.

He forgot the part where Mario and Bowser drunkenly beat the shit out of him in a back alley

>edition
>generals go on /vg/ ffs

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>Lucina giving those eyes to DK
So it's all but confirmed that she fucks animals, right?

>sees the black villagers
yikes!

based and redpilled

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>sounds exactly like Zorak from Space Ghost
BASED

>Mario for fighting Cranky and Jr. back in the day
Wouldn't that be Mario's gradnfather? There's no conceivable way for Mario and DK to be the same age yet that same Mario fought against prime Cranky and Junior. They even show up as babies together in Yoshi's Island DS.

Snake's Codec suggests Smash adheres to the old Cranky=OG Donkey Rare canon, but honestly it's fucking Mario canon anyway. It's not like Nintendo gives a shit.

Forgot to mention it specifically cites Mario as the guy who fought him.

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Beautiful.

Here's an oldie.

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Edit out the lightbeam and this gets a whole new meaning...

Based and sanepilled

>Has a Lin-Kuei recruit keeps tabs on everything around
>When invited to the mansion, he sleeps in the freezer
>Does training with the Ice Climbers, Greninja, and Lucario when they visit his place
>Has a little rivalry with Ryu but respects him as a fellow warrior, Ken is jealous
>Is indifferent about Mega Man and ROB
>Hates Ganondorf because he's like Shao Kahn

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>Simon has a massive supply of Bibles and he often hands them out to the other fighters at any given opportunity, even the villains
>ESPECIALLY the villains
>Ridley tried to burn them once but it turns out the stash (and much of Simon's room in general) is protected with explosively volatile Holy magic and that shit hurts

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