Mario

when I was 1month old, yes.

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How could you hate him?

Miyamoto-approved Mario is bland-oatmeal dull. Mario in anything where he gets to show a bit of personality is good.

Unironically absolutely, his third game is the first memory i have of vidya and he is still a pretty fuckin cool dude.
He was hard to relate to as a teenager so i can understand why people here wouldn't like him but he is possibly the most based vidya character

no, always despised him even as a kid
I can't fucking stand all the WAHOO YIPPIE shit he does whenever he jumps

Here is how I feel about Mario's core cast of characters.

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THAT'S A NOT SO NICE YOU FAGGOTS

MARIO IS PISSED

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have sex

He has great polished games from his inception to today. What a quality guy

change his pants then

DUDE! How could you forget about Lakitu and the Koopa Troopas? DUDE! You even forgot about Dry Bones! How could you forget about Dry Bones???!?!? HOLY SHIT! Where's Shy Guy also??!?!?!

>Rosa and Yoshi
Haha faggotnigger

Why?

Both are for gay people in denial

I want to ____ Mario and ____ his ____.

Ok, but I'm not gay, nor am I in denial.

>I want to Bing Mario and Bing his Wahoo.

If your favorite Mario character is
>Mario
You want to be Chad/Stacy
>Luigi
You're thin-skinned
>Peach
You're gay if male, spoiled if female
>Daisy
You're a waifufag if male, a party girl if female
>Toad
You're a tier whore deep down
>Yoshi
You're a manchild
>Bowser
You have daddy issues
>Junior
You're a manchild
>Rosalina
You have mommy issues
>Wario
You're a slob/miser and can relate
>Waluigi
You're an outcast and can relate

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i did
whats your excuse?

You wet dreams dont count tripfag.

>whats your excuse?
yikes, he doesnt have sex

Bowserfag here, I used to but my father and i are best friends now

He just couldn't win against piracy.