Keep it vidya
Keep it vidya
Angel Taylor
Joseph Ramirez
Carson Scott
Connor Kelly
Jose Parker
Eggman: I've come to make an announcement.We are not just taking the next step in the evolution of the game, that's why we're not the end of it yet. It's not like we're the last thing left. People like the game enough, and I think that we're doing a lot of good there, we've done everything. We've done more work for free, you know like the map packs of other teams, the modding on the game, we all got back to work, our team stayed together, you know it's a good environment. People like how the game is, like if you want to change something, you can change it, you know it's a good environment. It's good to play an interesting game, this is good for us and we will not stop, we'll keep working. But at the same time we've made more progress because of free modding, you know a lot of things I've created and it's a result of people like me. It's for fun I mean you know I like games, and maybe you
Jonathan Russell
I think I broke it
Connor Morgan
My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. They had lost their homes. They had lost everything. This was where the desert people of El-Alam came. El-Alam was the last remaining stronghold of the desert people. The desert people of El-Alam had been exiled due to their violent nature. As the burning winds raged, the city of El-Alam was engulfed in flames. In an effort to prevent further annihilation, the desert people of El-Alam used their unique talents to rebuild their city. The desert people of El-Alam rebuilt the buildings of the city, rebuilding houses, gardens and gardens. In this, El-Alam stood as the first city to be rebuilt by the desert people of the desert. To this day, the city of El-Alam remains as the symbol of the desert people of El-Alam.
Gobli - I love this place!
Nagal
Oliver Parker
have sex.She then goes home and says things like, "He wants to have sex with me in his room, right? I think he likes it." He looks at me with those big wide eyes and says, "You think it's funny! What's so funny that you think sex is funny?!?!?"
Lincoln Lee
Dominic Hughes
Why are they all shaman?
James Bennett
Cunny.I just thought it was funny I was so cute with my mouth open, so it's just like ... a bad dream or something."
"It was actually funny, when I woke up I just kinda fell asleep and I got the impression if I yawned, I was gonna wake up the next morning and then I'll laugh at it," says the actress and actress star. "The first place I went for assistance is the doctor, he told me, 'Cum in your mouth, then take your mouth off and go.' I did, I didn't yawn then — I just couldn't wait until I'd get up."
Isaac Morris
BOOBES
Benjamin Gomez
The next character to be added to Super Smash Brothers isan animal named Lizzie. She's very fluffy, with pink fur as in her name. She is easily one of the best characters in the game based upon the fact that she is essentially an avatar for a lot of players, which makes her much more enjoyable, even for those unfamiliar with the game, than her rival, Lucina, who doesn't make an appearance and is far more of a supporting character. She has some of the strongest combos in the game, making her a powerful character, and she's the only playable character to not rely on her Final Smash.
Nolan Carter
Lizzie better fucking be banned at Evo i swear to god
Samuel Morales
Cameron Sullivan
Dominic Jones
It’s in
Brandon Morris
Adrian Reyes
GABEN WINS AGAIN
Julian Murphy
Lu Bu confirmed.
Blake Adams
>I'm gonna rip off your head and
xtremely deepthroat you on top, fuck that bitch with a fucking cock on her face, cum for her and she'll be cumming a million times over. I'm gonna rip you right out of her bitch hole too, fuck that bitch with a fucking head on her face, cum for her and you'll be screaming, "I'm so fucking horny, I wanna fuck with you like my dog, I'm gonna rape you for my own pleasure!" Just be there all night in your pajamas thinking of me, but fuck that bitch's ass and pussy you know you're gonna have, I'm gonna take you out and bang it with a cock, and she's gonna scream like the most innocent cat. I'm gonna suck dick and eat your pussy, fuck that bitch like if you're a chicken fuck in a piece of chicken flesh, or if you're a dog fuck. I'm gonna eat you like a dog eat chicken, you want me to fuck your throat and make sure it's as tight as possible?
Carson Hernandez
Jeez, calm down Raimi.
Joshua Myers
Because there's another thread with an OP post that looks just like this
John Morgan
pls let this be a new pasta
Aaron Peterson
>I'm so fucking horny, I wanna fuck with you like my dog
Jayden Sanders
kek epicucks
Andrew Foster
Who's Megan?
Benjamin Young
nothing can beat the duke nukem one but this is confusing
Isaiah Wright
hordeniggers, what do you think?
Kevin Cox
Carson Baker
Sonic: I'm so mad, I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad. (He screams with all his might for just one second) I'm gonna take the whole fuck out and then we don't care that we got into this! I'll take them both and have sex with one, and then we'll tell them we're having a good time and everything will be perfect with them. I want everyone there to know it's not an act... no it's all about you being there! You're not playing any role at all! I want you to make sure everyone can enjoy their own special time with their loves, and I want everyone's friends and loved ones there too!"
Gangnam Style
"Gangnam Style is an incredibly sexy performance with amazing choreography, with great stagecraft and a strong cast. I can't wait for you guys to get back to my show and see it!"
[1] The following were featured at Naver Video's "Best Naver
Parker Scott
This is such a japanese answer that if I hadn't seen the original I'd believe it
Brayden Cruz
Ethan White
World of Warcraft Chatroom
Serphirophxx: how 2 finish dk story line, i'm stuck
Michaelsan: have you tried killing yourself. irl
TastesBetterTea: you're going to die
Michaelsan: You killed yourself once
TastesBetterTea: so now im stuck at rank 1
Michaelsan: I'm stuck at rank 0
TastesBetterTea: what happened
Michaelsan: You couldn't get any kills?
TastesBetterTea: not that i care about my rank
The_Tallest_Man: you have to be the best at the game to do something like this
TastesBetterTea: well i'm rank 5 atm... irl
THE_TALLEST_MAN: i play dk
TastesBetterTea: but you are still rank 1
The_Tallest_Man: what do you mean
TastesBetterTea: you aren't the best, you're average imo
Michaelsan: You are ranked 3 after this match on the PDA server
Michaelsan: You're ranked 1!
TastesBetterTea: so its rank 0, right?
TastesBetterTea: and your a moron
TastesBetterTea: so what do i do now?
David Martin
I, Cliff "CliffyB" Bleszinski, come to you today to announce my new game. This game will not only save my career, but all of gaming itself. The game is called Darknet, where you can hunt with people all over the world. My team of programmers have already had some success with this game in beta, and it's been an absolute blast working with everyone on it. This is my chance to put my name into the game, give everyone some idea what the game is going to be, be free, and give the best gaming experience possible for everyone.
Darknet will be for free. The game will cost $12.99 to try out.
So let's talk about the premise. You're not a killer, you're a pirate, but you just don't have much of a gun, so who are you? What kind of guy do you want to be? Who are the heroes? We want to create the answer to those questions and make you feel like your life is in total control. The game will be split into three tracks. The third track you don't know
Levi Fisher
Pixy loses his fucking mind
Xavier Perez
I tried.
Blake Gray
>Darknet will be for free. The game will cost $12.99 to try out.
Fucking microtransactions!
Nicholas Bell
>Darknet will be for free. The game will cost $12.99 to try out.
seems legit
Hunter Mitchell
>It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and
that's when things started to change for the better, thanks in no small part to my new life partner, the cute little piglet, Coco. He took my husband off of the couch and onto his couch every night and I could never get him to sit down. He was always on his feet and was never on his toes. And he really let me help him climb out of bed for this! After a lot of patience I finally took Coco in for a while, finally letting him explore in his own time. I took him for walks with me, he even went climbing into a tree. He even went in for that "belly rubs" he did all day long. He really didn`t have the stomach for it. I was a wreck at work every day (I had only just entered this job), and my marriage was crumbling. My husband had just given me the news that I'd left the job and had no plan to return. I knew we had to move quickly, something needed to be done now.
Henry Bell
Mario: Time to take a piss.
Goomba: What the hell are you doing?
Mario: I gotta pee!
Meinhof: Why are you doing this? Stop, kid! This isn't funny at all! Don't do this! This is insane!
Mario: Hey! Mario, listen to me, man! Let's go! The only thing I love about this country is the people who don't want the government getting us down!
Meinhof: You're being too mean! You're ruining his Christmas! This whole holiday thing is just a big prank.
Mario: You got me.
Meinhof: No, it's not a trick! What I'm being mean about here is that you're not allowed to talk about America, man. So don't say it!
Mario: It goes back to that weird family stuff you started over the holidays?
After the credits and the game has concluded
Goomba: I gotta pee!
Mario: Oh.
Meinhof: It's really funny how that's supposed to work.
Mario: ...What are you gonna do?
Meinhof: Not until we
Cooper Watson
Meinhof, the third Mario brother, has finally been found.
Connor Thomas
Brayden Anderson
Luke Torres
What's two beers when you've got three?
Ryan Gomez
Nicholas Reyes
I like where this is going
Jaxon Turner
This got out of hand.
Dominic Robinson
What the fuck
Jacob Collins
I feel like there's some Lovecraftian shit going on there,
Robert Diaz
>Dear Miley Cyrus
I'm curious to what Jack's message has to say
Lincoln Lee
Sonic Sez don't yell at your children
Adrian Sullivan
something about how suddenly everything goes to shit is the funniest fucking thing to me
Wyatt Rodriguez
Hunter Mitchell
Samuel Robinson
Jose Morris
Holy shit
Isaiah Long
Apparently it was just a press release?
Benjamin Morgan
Anthony Young
I'm going to prove that it's not impossible to escape. Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit. In order to believe that you're going to make it through it all again, you want to stop thinking about that all the time. Then you're going to know it's not possible. After all, it always has been possible. I'll be the first to admit that things can and will go the way of a dream and that's fine. But I want to be the last. And I need you to be there for me, for my journey, because this is what makes this real. It won't happen on it's own, it's something I must accomplish for me." He finished his sentence. "I can't live in a world without my friends."
Jordan Wright
Joshua Ramirez
Dylan Wilson
This went in an entirely unexpected direction...
Matthew Price
>Squall: "WHY ISN'T I GOING TO LIVE!?!"
oh lord
Nicholas Peterson
Tidus: [Laugh] [Goddamn] So let's see if we can get him to stop eating. You know, before he goes away.
Odin: [Laughs] I thought you'd go away from that, I thought you'd shut up about me. Do you want me to keep eating?
Tidus: [Whispers into Odin's ear] Oh, Odin! You'd think so.
Tidus: [Laugh] I'm not afraid of you!
Adrian Robinson
master hand: HAHAHAHAHA!
crazy hand:UAHAHAHAHOHOHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
crazy hand:HAHAHAHAHA!
crazy hand:AHAHAHAHAHOMEGAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
crazy hand:HAHAHAHAHO-HOH-HO-HO-HOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
crazy hand:HAHAHAHAH-HOH-HOO-O-HOH-HO-HOH-HO-HO-OOOOOO-OHA-HOHH
(crazy hand falls down off a ledge)
crazy hand is dead now!!
A big thanks to those who assisted with the script, as well as the many viewers who provided valuable suggestions!
A special thanks to my lovely mother for helping me improve my writing, as well as for always helping me with anything I wanted to get away from my shitty, stupid house (i.e. the room with the stupid TV I am in all day long, which I'm sure you're wondering why I can't remember if I still have).
As always, I'm a huge shoutout to all of my beta/guest helpers and fans, as well as all of my new fans. You're all amazing, and just one step away from living in absolute bliss. You really are the best
Henry Young
Adrian Torres
It nailed FF8 pretty well.
Zachary Cooper
Samuel Ramirez
HOLY FUCK NINTENDO WON
Ryder Robinson
SNEEDED
Jaxson Myers
Aaron Stewart
Aaron Bennett
This one took a turn.
John Hughes
Fuck, I should have done this one instead.
This is going to be the theme of a new Starbomb song, I can feel it.
Christopher Thomas
I love this fucking AI.
Kayden Ramirez
Imagine the day when this algorithm gets just a bit better and people start using bots to spam this board with its autogenerated replies. We’re fucked.
Leo Brooks
Holy based
Easton Fisher
>Chris
IT FUCKING KNOWS
Chase James
nice
William Kelly
Not vidya but it was too good to not post
Kevin Rivera
Elijah Gomez
what the actual fuck
Camden Stewart
what a rollercoaster this was
Jace Perez
Dylan Hernandez
I think I broke it
Isaiah Davis
Revengeance Enhanced Edition is looking good.
Gabriel Gomez
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPLRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBAAAAYYAAAAYAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAAHHHHHHGGHHHHH" "\r
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Matthew Garcia
The era of automatically generated erotic fan fiction is upon us, god bless.
Isaiah Foster
>be me, nintendo chad
>take a swig of my wake-up onions bottle then go outside
>grab switch out of my trenchcoat pocket
>female police officer walks up to me
>"you're under arrest, do you understand?"
>"yeah, thanks"
>She points to her gun
>"that's what this is about"
>I put my hands up to my chest like a scared puppy
>"can't you find your feet?"
>she starts to talk, not sounding angry, the calmness in her voice is what's so important, because she's the one who just got arrested. "And that's why we're here. We're not arresting you because of everything you do."
>I say "Yeah", thinking about how she could see my "shelter" in a second now, and my "naked" in the morning. It takes her a moment to think about me again. At one point, there was a time when I tried to hide myself from her, knowing there would eventually be pictures of me. I'm guessing that at one point I thought "I'm not a freak, I'm not trying to be normal..." and it only grew so I went along with her weird ways and things, and didn't fight with her enough. She still doesn't understand why I keep calling myself "Lola." I'm not sure how to phrase it, but a lot of it comes from a fear I still have that I won't be normal... I'm so afraid I won't get anything else from her, to me she's just me. Sometimes I wish she just moved on... But then I think how it's been 2 years and it's already too late. She's dead. She didn't see this coming or what I was going through, as I know she'll never want to talk about this anymore with me. So I think she'll just move on. It's not something I think about very much. We all get our own paths to where we're at."
Giles laughs. "My thoughts are the same no matter how many friends we have. I'm just not interested in going on those good old dating/dating website or dating sites like this anymore. I don't go there anymore. At least for now. I don't think it's going anywhere either, you understand."
Liam Parker
Nice
Tyler Barnes
Someone should put this stuff on fanfiction.net and see if anyone notices.
Elijah Gonzalez
Sebastian Roberts
Jesus christ, JC.
Isaac James
It reads like something out of a fucking translated VN
Xavier White
Jack Thomas
Kayden Harris
jeez, didn't know dento was a libtard...
Evan Howard
Gabriel Watson
based cliff
Joseph Miller
Hunter Martin
Carter Thompson
lmao
Christian Allen
This thing must browse Yea Forums.
Connor Sanders
This is the digital devil saga started, guys. Programs to automate incantations.
Ryder Morris
>I have no friends
such an accurate portrayal
David James
This Legend of Zelda/Life is Strange crossover is getting weird
Hunter Miller
Easton Parker
>why is there even a nigger in Super Mario Bros..
Adrian Garcia
What's coming?
Christian Collins
nice
Henry King
Zachary Reyes
This is amazing.
Logan Sanders
Not actually video games but I liked it
Cameron Fisher
I used this to answer a questionout Krystal in one thread, the results were amusing. No screenshot, because I just copypasted the text. First part of the greentext is the origin text.
>What made her such a powerful sex icon in the furry community?
>What, actually, drew her on to the furry lifestyle?
>The short answer is that I was raised in an environment filled with pornography and BDSM in the '70s and early '80s. I can honestly say that my mother taught me all about BDSM while watching me growing up – and she was a member of the infamous Erotomania collective. My father was a hardcore pornography collector – having his own collection of exotic women as well as a few oldies but goodies – and my sister brought home every VCR home movie she could find with sex scenes from that period. When a girl, who had grown up on that movie and knew nothing else, came to me to ask me about her sister, well I thought I was the only one who could tell her why her sister was so much better than me, because I was the only person who had learned how to understand and relate to other people.
Infamous Erotomania collective made me crack up big time.
Owen Powell
Jason Hill
Holy shit guys, the Mario Bros. The Movie script got leaked.
Samuel Jenkins
>snake suddenly appears
Carter Miller
Are we sure the dialogue in the Metal Gear games wasn't written by an AI?
Nathaniel Barnes
Jack Taylor
wew lad
Parker Nelson
Holy shit I did this with a complete random bullshit prompt and it gave me top tier writing, like jesus chirst this shit is insane.
Zachary Foster
Connor Thomas
oh no its retarded
Cooper Gomez
nuff' said!!
Parker Gutierrez
Holy shit, I wouldn't be surprised if this happened.
Dominic Collins
Player1(KF-Bedlam): FP
Player2(KF-Bedlam): asdwd
asdsdasaaasdasda
Player2 killed by Fleshpound
Player2 killed by Fleshpound
asdwdasdasda asdsd
Player2 killed by Fleshpound (2/3)
player2 killed by Fleshpound (1/3)
Player1(KF-Bedlam): aa
player1(KF-Bedlam): d d d d d d
player1(KF-Bedlam): e e e e d d d
player1(KF-Bedlam): F F F F d d d d
Player1(KF-Bedlam): F F F F F d d d
F Fleshpound killed Player2 by shooting and then finishing the job in 1/3 of a second (1/3/4)
F Fleshpound killed Player1 by shooting twice (1/3/4)
Player 2(KF-Bedlam): aa
Player2(KF-Bedlam): dea d
F Fleshpound killed Player1 (2/3)
Player2(KF-Bedlam): f de de c
player2(KF-Bedlam): f de de d c
Player3 killed by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat,
Player3 killed by Fleshpound aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat,
player3 killed by Fleshpound
player3 killed by Fleshpound
Joshua Torres
Oh fug
Jacob White
Robert Gomez
Jackson Jones
Landon Collins
>you know you're faggy when your dick is faggy
Christ I almost passed out from laughing at this one. Truly words to live by
Carson Baker
Alexander Lewis
oh no
Kayden Robinson
>>you know you're faggy when your dick is faggy
James Parker
>Player2(KF-Bedlam): dea d
>F Fleshpound killed Player1 (2/3)
Austin Kelly
Jacob Taylor
Anthony Flores
A bit different than I remember it.
Henry Williams
She seems like a cool character.
Jason Ward
It knows about the hookgun.
Daniel Carter
this is arthas and uther discussing actions from alternate timelines
Adrian Evans
this genuinely feels like a bad french translation that EYE would have
Luis Thompson
based and redpilled
Jordan Roberts
Oh, good to know.
Lucas Russell
>Don’t think I’m joking. I’m dying too.
>It is, and I’m sick of dying too...
Samuel Allen
Kevin Campbell
Shooken.
Blake Collins
Gavin Wilson
man this minecraft modpack is weird
Jace Cox
Tragic story of a baby dwarf.
Nathaniel Perry
What kind of wacky things will master chief get up to next.
Logan Brooks
Isaiah Jenkins
I am going to have to use this at some point
Nicholas Kelly
Hmm...
Jose Taylor
this is fucking gold
Matthew King
I'm just vaguely baffled.
Jack Thompson
>just advertises for non existent sports events at the end
perfect
Jackson Watson
WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE IS THE AI IN!
Justin Gutierrez
Logan Baker
This is... concerning...
Gabriel Taylor
>crossovers nobody asked for
Aiden Rodriguez
Truer words were never spoken.
Jack Gomez
Sonic Adventure 2 had more levels than I remembered.
Hunter Rodriguez
Sorry user, but Steve is Banjo's twink
Ethan Martin
>Mummy's chest
Hunter Collins
Noah Reed
>But then the soldier started throwing things that didn't exist like pieces of
Jordan Lopez
William Taylor
Uh, embarrassing?
Anthony Allen
I had to stitch this shit together
Luke Cook
Robert Roberts
Eli Brown
Man, this game's buggy as shit.
Easton Young
Egg Shell sounds something that could actually exist in a Sonic game.
Jaxson Stewart
>the room exploded
kek, just like that
Ryan Gutierrez
>Nintendo: I like this
several lines later
>Nintendo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joseph Reyes
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I
Brayden Lopez
Jeremiah Stewart
Eli Reyes
Oliver Hall
I wonder if this program can feel pain?
Kevin Anderson
You guys are killing the website. It's not even generating more stuff for me.
Nolan Myers
7 YEARS
Jordan Reyes
Benjamin Allen
Leo Bell
William Wilson
uhh thanks I guess
Mason Russell
>fully localized by Google Translate
MY FUCKIN SIDES
Bentley Perez
>fully localized by google translate
James Watson
DEEPEST FUCKING LORE. 38TH SERMON FOUND
Jose Rodriguez
haha
Michael Morales
>playing the best game ever on my first generation Samsung which I hooked up to my keyboard and mouse
>got my font color all customized
>even bought the premium edition
>suddenly a notifaction pops up
>PLAY NOW
>oh shit
>I thought these were just rumors
>it tells me I am done enjoying the game
>shit I was almost level 25
>it doesn't care
>app won't let me continue
>keep trying to force my way in
>ERROR ENJOYMENT NOT RECOMMENDED
>app uninstalls from my phone
Why did they make this a feature? It was PERFECT apart from this.
Jaxon Butler
get ready fellas
Cameron Gray
This is not the Bannerlord I expected.
Kayden Young
Adam Lopez
>he-weenus (he/she)
Bentley Diaz
The sheer absurdity of this made me completely lose it.
Owen Allen
Holy shit:
>weenus (universe)
>he wennus
>jerkder
>wennie weeny ween
>seven (as in eight)
>www.ponit.com/wiki/Wiki:Ninja_Wiki_Category
>who the fuck is Kaiwaka
this is insane
Carson Kelly
Uh, I just wanted to buy a book of Town Portal.
Eli Torres
Interesting.
Ayden Diaz
So you will do nothing? Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects. But even then, who knows? If an elephant was just left for you or someone else, you could feed it and not get an illness. If you had nothing to eat and nothing to drink or sleep on, then the death would be as bad as death. The beasts and insects do not have a way to know about their own lives, only the lives of their comrades. But I know a person who has lived for ten years and it is true that when he eats a cow and drinks coffee and eats meat, the flesh and milk tastes good. Does this mean that such an elephant has done no harm? Of course not…. The way he died is only the way of passing our time. But I do not want you to talk in death. This is not time. In other words, we have to talk in our consciousness. So how do we talk, even if it is just in our consciousness, if it does not leave our
Bentley Sanchez
That's pretty good. Save that and post it in TES threads.
Ayden Smith
Jace Johnson
What can change the nature of a man?
If you were a male student, as a group you would be taught to believe that women are just like men. You'd be given the opportunity to express the same thought as a man as soon as you sat down for your exam, as a group. We would be taught that men can never fail at anything, because they are always ahead of everyone else and can accomplish any task, regardless of what their gender may have previously indicated. As a group, our peers would be taught that men do not deserve the same amount of respect as women for the same reason women do. This wouldn't be a new message; it's the same message that we've been given for nearly 100 years – women, just like men, are just like men, and we are supposed to be grateful that it is they on the inside that we respect more.
But here are the things that are different: women don't need to be "t
Xavier Cooper
woah...
Elijah Flores
Zachary Sullivan
I love how it can say so little with so much.
Robert Martin
redpilled AI
Daniel James
Jiub: Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
Nerevarine: My name is Morrowind, the Prince of Morrowind
Morrowind: Is that all?
Nerevarine: A name. But you know nothing about Morrowind beyond what has been written of it! You know nothing about its history; but the name I take from you, and mine alone, is enough for me to understand... What you call us, is the "mortal race," from which there is the power of life to flow, for better, or for worse!
Morrowind: Oh, but you're mortal, mortal in what way...?
Nerevarine: You have no doubt about that! But your power is not of this world, my dear, and we must not lose sight of this. It is what you are: you were forged in our fires at the beginning of time. You have become the mortal race; for better or in worse. If I were to die and become a being of otherworldly power, you would be no less for it. And,
Gavin Ross
I hate cliffhangers. What does the button do????
Eli King
Justin Ward
Dracula has Alzheimer's.
Brody Morris
This produces some interesting results.
Lincoln Jones
Brayden Evans
Hungryboxer_v1.ogg [01:59:58:50]SAY: Kazaaak-Aerwhisp/IndusRobot : So fucking hungry
[01:59:58:51]SAY: Medibot/ : I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon.
[01:59:58:54]EMOTE: *no key*/(Poly) : Poly flutters its wings.
[01:59:58:56]SAY: Medibot/ : Delicious!
[01:59:59:03]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (187)) : The monkey (187) waves her tail.
[01:59:59:03]EMOTE: *no key*/(Pugley IV) : Pugley IV chases its tail.
[01:59:59:05]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (845)) : The monkey (845) rolls.
[01:58:05:03]SAY: Nobody's Perfect/ : Radar, put a mask on! I think the fox is dead...
[01:58:06:03]SAY: Medibot/ : Delicious!
[01:58:06:06]EMOTE: *no key*/(Pugley IV) : Pugley IV chases its tail.
[01:58:07:03]EMOTE: *no key*/(Runtime) : Runtime mews
[01:58:07:06]EMOTE: *no key*/(blue baby slime (632)) : The blue baby slime
Aiden Jones
Tell me about it.
Ryan Russell
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I (also commonly known as Little Koopaurs or King and Queen Koopaurs) are the first Koopaling to come before us. As a species they were once considered very peaceful and friendly until the arrival of the evil Smurfs. The Smurfs eventually took our lands and left them barren, but now they have returned and we see the Koopalings as something that must be stopped. We must also face our demons in battle, for they are everywhere!
The next step in our quest for vengeance is to restore our lands. The new world is the Krabby Land and the Koopalings would rather work for us there than anywhere else. It is also the last stop before turning our powers to fire. To prove our mettle and prove that we can be useful, we are looking at the return of the blue smoke (Koopa's own own light) to Koopa Beach and the red mushroom (Koopa's own secret weapon).
Asher Perry
Actual text from the future.
Liam Smith
thanks, doc?
Dylan Allen
Capcom changed a lot of the dialogue in that Phoenix Wright trilogy.
Jeremiah Nelson
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Blake Collins
Why haven't you played the GOTYAY yet, shitlords?
Xavier Reyes
Nintendo ninja'd the fucking AI
Leo Peterson
What in the hell...?
Christian Miller
Julian Sanchez
Nathaniel Clark
Scarily accurate
Brayden James
The year is 20XX and everyone plays Fox. A group of teenage girls, including one with a huge boob on the front of her head, meet up with a gang of fox fighters who have decided to team up to defeat the fox-men that have been stealing their jobs. There really aren't that many characters though...
It all comes to a head when the gang head down to town to catch Fox, and accidentally stumble upon a new school of "fox-fighters", called the "New Generation of Fox People" (yes, the ones in TV series). All they're actually really good at is being fox-men, which is not much better than being a normal high school student in a normal Japanese high school with no fox fighters, let alone a team of teenage girls who aren't supposed to be Fox. What follows will either be either hilarious or terrifying... I'm probably going with my second choice.
The Characters
The characters in this series would
Caleb Parker
Caleb Rodriguez
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, and a number 9 medium—two numbers 9s, a number 9 large, and a number 9 medium. I will probably use a number 9 for the large number. I will want a 9 in a small number. And I'll want another 9 to go the long way.
The third number would be my number one for these four-letter letters, but you may choose your number one of all of these letters. If you can remember them well, you can think of the number one as just being the one thing to get. You need that number. If you remember all four number nines, I will have a number one for that. So that's your third number. So my number one is like the number one on your left under the right hand. I have a number 3 in a white box behind me. I'll have a number 1 under the right hand. So at number nine, there is like an extra 9, because my number three is the one where I get to your number one.
Lucas Adams
Jace Mitchell
Bros...
Ian Moore
This is too entertaining.
Nolan Adams
All those years of getting his shit pushed in by the same family finally did him in mentally
Aaron Foster
Here's what's coming next in the Season of the Drifter
Leo Myers
Andrew Brooks
Uhhh
Grayson Ward
Brutal
Charles Sanders
This story begins with a man and his Pokemon. The man is a doctor, and the Pokemon he's using are all his daughters. That man uses Pokemon that are designed for battling a monster, and because he knows what the Pokemon that he uses to defend himself is capable of, he's also able to summon them. The girl, on the other hand, knows that while her Pokemon are technically "children", she is now able to use them.
The story opens in a hospital, which is home to a girl with autism. The girl has been using Pokemon for years, and one day, a nurse informs her that all of the Pokemon that had been treated at the hospital had gone away. Unfortunately, there are very many other Pokemon in this hospital as well, and many have died. The nurse, Dr. T.C. is about to retire, but Dr. T.C. knows that even in death, Pokemon are still useful. She says that she has decided to
Luke Baker
Poor David
Adam Campbell
Yea Forums talks about fighting games. For instance, the second part of that sentence is a common one. There was a good part that wasn't true.
A lot of people assume that in fighting games, "players" do whatever they please, making everyone else play the victim card or trying to take the advantage, and that players feel that they're simply fighting for someone else's rights. That's not the case.
As far as the second argument, I really like my old game. It's an online game. It's like a real game so it's really hard for me to say with any certainty what players actually did. But it's my favorite game and I really like it. If there was a way for players to feel confident about their decisions, then that would be fantastic.
In this first part the two words "fight game", "tournament" and "game" go hand-in-hand. But the part we're gonna compare next to "fight game" is the difference between a tournament and a multiplayer. Tournament is
Chase Hill
Micolash being surprisingly lucid and uplifting in this one.
Camden Gomez
Fuckin kek
>Look, I understand that Dark Souls is a popular game, but honestly, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is afraid of fire. I am so, so glad that I read this and realized that this is what I was afraid of.
Jacob Campbell
I put some random bullshit in from a short story I wrote earlier and it took a weird turn that somehow included berzerk and it also mentions video games so it counts. I don't even know why it mentions vidya, maybe all this influx of vidya requests makes it try and associate everything with vidya
Brayden Anderson
Fuck David
Nathan Jenkins
Asked him a question about Dragon Warrior because I didn't really get how this chatbot worked.
Very strange how he just makes this RPG shit up. I fucked up my grammar the fist time around but I thought the text was amusing so I included it.
Zachary Ross
>interviews developers on PCP
Luke Gonzalez
Cameron Barnes
I would totally watch this show about New Gemeration of Fox People.
Noah Peterson
Shit taste
Julian Cooper
>tfw when can't fucking progress because you're afraid of the bonfires
Jacob Wood
Oh god I think it's really Morpheus.
Dylan Ross
Brody Baker
The last two passages were too e/b/in.
Hunter Rivera
I fucking love the future, this is great.
Jaxson Wright
Fucking amazing
Zachary Adams
Colton Jenkins
Jordan Moore
Jordan Parker
shockingly based taste
Luis Diaz
>If the player wants to kill someone, they can kill me
Nathaniel Bell
Pull my devil trigger' (with the devil's finger).
'What could I ask for this?'
I'm not about to go around telling people what to think, or act like a bunch of fakers. I've taken great pains over the years to be myself, and all I can say is that I'm a pretty honest girl. In fact, I think if I had told you a year ago that your father had killed all six of his boys, you would've told me: "Oh, he really did kill them, and he wasn't trying to cover his tracks."
But he was. And in those times he used me, he was using me for every reason in the world--and I thought that was very brave. It's a lot more difficult to accept your father is doing this than to accept it yourself is the case.
Your father didn't want you to believe it--that he was the one who killed his children, and the only reason you ever knew someone else to blame was because he
Kayden Cox
Super Smash Bros Melee is a true fighting game because it is all about the power ups. This game requires players to build powerful power ups like swords, swords, hammers, boomerangs, axes, hammers, and bows. In Melee, this is known as the "power ups". A player needs a lot of power ups to be effective, and the more power ups a player has, the more powerful he/she becomes.
The Super Smash Bros game is extremely punishing, with the game being over at approximately 5k per attack, at the end of matches there should still be about 8m left to go, with 4-8-10% of that being a critical score. So, if you win 20% of games in Smash Smash Bros Melee the game will be over as soon as all matches are over. There are several reasons why.
A fighter that is at 100% might never be able to go again to another match in the game.
There can be a lot of players who will never finish a match.
As of Melee,
Jack Clark
How can one AI be so based?
Colton Scott
Is this what schizophrenia feels like?
Liam Rodriguez
what the fuck
Nathaniel Powell
If you write a good leading sentence fragment it can make up things better than "that kid" in school.
Colton Gutierrez
>its great because of items
Blake Long
Holy shit, I dunno but look at this
Henry Garcia
Phil Spencer: Bringing more than hype, bringing more than money to the table, and not having to live like a king. And that's something I will always be proud of
Chris Roberts: I mean, what I've spent the last 6-7 years building is basically an MMO sandbox. It's not like the CryEngine, where, it's not going there. It's not an open world where your mission is to build a city and get your people to live there. You get to the point where you're a tiny space station with people and a city. Then a million players come in; and you're playing together with them, and then everybody is going to want to go back to their ship and they're going to want to take some cargo, and they're going to want to go have a fight, like that kind of thing. So that's why I'm so proud of what we're doing today, because I feel that players want to be able to do that. You know what I mean?
Chris: I think that's pretty amazing.
Adrian Reyes
Holy fuck
Xavier Myers
Jaxson Gray
excellent
Christopher Johnson
Colton Ross
>battlefield bad company 4
why does the bot taunt me so
Dylan Hughes
wew lad
Gavin Gomez
>This game requires players to build powerful power ups like swords, swords,
Chuckled
Carter Turner
What did it mean by this?
Jackson Jenkins
Guys, the AI is possessed.
John Jenkins
>we were told that the reason the testicles shrunk was because of a genetic disorder called Down Syndrome
>their opinions were not based on fact, since they are not a medical service
Kek
Gabriel Wilson
Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
Gabriel Garcia
Austin Campbell
What the fuck is wrong with this bot.
Bentley Baker
I looked at Rei, my waifu and said "I love you" to which she replied 『Umm』. [2]
[3] When I said that in English, he said "You can't be serious", which seems to be a good thing since I haven't seen his face before.
[4] From his initial stance, there's no one that could possibly be a threat for Ritsuko. Not even one of them.
[5] So I guess that's the conclusion of this episode: Ritsuko gets into a fight with me because that girl was not cute-ness enough for her.
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Jacob Miller
>The same goes for your mom -- you'll find her in the background on the end of some levels. There's not too many characters from Zelda who're not supposed to look like your mom, either. You'll find this.
Jason Watson
>He makes sex with his cock
Levi Reed
Lincoln Morales
For Asukafags, wtf
I looked at my waifu Asuka, and said "I love you" to which she replied
I could just see the way she was staring at me, without saying a word
and I knew at that moment I had to try... if I didn't I was going to regret it for the rest of my life... my life would be so much easier
as I slowly picked up the box to take the doll but when I picked it out the plastic had melted
and I found myself in front of a giant mirror with a giant fish head peering at me
The mirror was glowing a vivid pink
She looked me straight in the eye and said "Are you ready Shinji ?"
After a few seconds i saw the reflection of Asuka in the fish head, its pink eyes were so close to mine that i swear to the gods it looked so innocent with the fish head and its smile
I started to speak and at this time a door broke through.
I looked to find two girls crying and Asuka crying too i thought it looked just the way its supposed to
Aaron Richardson
b-bros? I'm scared
Jaxon Wright
Christopher Bennett
kino
Nicholas Taylor
Lucas Phillips
uh
Owen Gutierrez
>27-inch display handheld
holy fug
Benjamin Jenkins
Well that went places
Nathaniel Stewart
no
Dominic Watson
It alsi writes high-quality smut
Justin Rogers
Bloodbourne is the best game of all time. It was the first real action game, but we tried to do something different. We tried to build up to a point where you could play a game of war in the sky, but without dying. In the final, it's something where there's a lot of space in the game, but the player has to work his way up. That is, it's got this weird balance between this huge sense of scale and your ability to be vulnerable.
Charles Richardson
>and then he was screaming, "Sneed!!"
Cameron Murphy
Elijah Nguyen
I fucking KNEW IT
Matthew Thomas
that went 2 different directions
Jaxon Adams
I'm really thinking now
Brandon Gutierrez
Leo Perry
what the fuck is this
Aaron Gray
Hudson Ortiz
Leo Edwards
based
Gavin Allen
You think that's bad?
Landon Martinez
woah
Adam Wright
Was it kino??
Justin Clark
I wonder who's behind this ai...
Nolan Thomas
time to pick up new hobbies boys
Jayden Morgan
ubisoft goes steamworks bye bye always on drm nubisoft dont play on drm nubisoft go steamworks bye bye go steamworks go steamworks bye bye gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb go for it gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb go for it gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 970 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stam10k 7.4 7.4 7.4 5.44 5.44 5.44 5.44 5.44 5.44 5.44 go for it stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stan 1060 stam10k stam10k stam10k stam10k stam10k go for it go for it go for it go for it 7.4 go for it go for it 7.4 7.4 7.4 4.91 4.91 4.91 4.91 4.91 go for it 7.4 7.4 7.4 5.43 5.43 5.43 5.43 5.43 5.43 go for it 7.4 7.4 7.4 5.54 5.54 5.54 5.54 5.54 5.54 go for it gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070 ti 3gb gtx 1070
Isaac Parker
Kayden Thomas
Well uh, I wasn't expecting this.
David Powell
Chase Young
Shhh
I just got the leaked sonic movie script
turns out it's gonna be a crossover as well
Gabriel Jenkins
Arthas: Glad you could make it, Uther
Uther the Lightbringer: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin
Arthas: As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plague you should know...
Uther: Yes.
Arthas: Well...there are some points I'll admit to as I go along, not least of which is how stupid your father's philosophy is. He wanted me to destroy this realm of horrors, yet did little to actually do so once I was at his side, leading to my exile.
Uther: Your father's philosophy on evil...?
Arthas: Well, I'm not really sure what it is. In any case, I want to know how you feel about it. And so I ask this much: Do you want to become our next paladin?
Uther: What? Not your father?
Arthas: Why not? It would mean everything to him.
Uther: And you would still keep your own, I'm sure. I
Kayden Smith
William Fisher
Oliver Morales
SEX OF BOOBES
And they cum when the tits come up
With their hands on their dicks
Adam Foster
DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!
I HAVE NO IDEA I GET IT HERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS YOU THINK?
THEY JUST HAD A BIG EGG AND A SMASH.
YOU GUYS CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING BIG EGG. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, IT COULD GET THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TOGETHER
AND YOU'RE JUST GETTING THIS THING ALREADY FOR REAL!
NOW YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME THROWN FOR MURDER.
I HUGELY DON'T.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO TAKE THAT CHANCE?
MOTHERFUCKING.
I HURT AND I SHIT MY HAND AGAIN AND I HAVE NOT BEEN PUNISHED. WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED YOU OUT THE FIRST DAY
YES YOU SHOULD HAVE. THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MORE.
YOU WON'T TURN INTO THIS. NOW I HAVE NO BONUS MOMENT ON TOWN. I HAVE NO MOTHERFUCKING MOMENT ON A PLACE LIKE THIS.
I WILL PEE WHEN I GET BACK TO ILLINOIS.
I HOPE THIS GETS DROKEN BACK INTO OUR MOTHER AND WE MEAN. TO GO INTO THE
Angel Miller
god kero kero bonito sucks
Gabriel Gomez
classic reddit
Adam Johnson
holy shit
Jonathan Robinson
OH FUCK HELP
Lucas White
Why is this thing the best at writing erotic fiction?
Jonathan Fisher
Caleb Morales
William Evans
Easton Collins
Bing bing wahoo!
The final challenge was the 'turtle room', a series of tunnels made of plastic pipes and a small wooden desk. This consisted of one small, low-profile chair, two pipes and an outlet that could be hooked up to the pipe for cooling.
After a few hours testing the pipe, the team ran it for some minutes, and noticed it was perfectly cool with no leaks whatsoever, and the pipes also seemed to be able to take some damage too!
The final step was to install the radiator and a fan. In the case of the heater, the team found that it required two people, which included an electrician / technician and an engineer / programmer!
The design was the perfect fit for those who were concerned about the sound they would get from the radiator but didn't want to remove a radiator entirely.
Once the pipes were installed and cooling the room was just perfect!
Nathan Gray
What timeline did this happen in?
Jeremiah Davis
>I... I can still fight! However, now that I'm dead weight, I can't use my powers
Hunter Carter
Sebastian Miller
unusually brief
Elijah Flores
Made my day.
Landon Morales
>>he has an awful sex life
>>he doesn't even give a damn
lmao
Jaxon Young
Based Shitposter is on a rampage. How many trannies and minorities will it take to stop him?
Nathaniel Robinson
>Eat a decade of dicks
Logan Stewart
This thing also writes clickbait.
Logan Lee
Fuck, image cap.
Here's mine. Transformer begins after the ***
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I once encountered Christian Weston Chandler in a Ruckersville, Virginia locker room. He smelled like Fritos and was wearing his Sonichu medallion, boxer-briefs with the SEGA logo repeated all over them, and nothing else. He sat down on the bench next to me, smiled, and said *** "Hey, I'm Christian Weston Chandler. Did you see my Sonichu medallion?" I replied "Why would that be so important?" He looked me up and down and grinned even bigger than at me in the back of the locker room. He said, "Well, yeah. I see them everywhere, right?" After our conversation, we both walked outside and began looking through the locker room's trash compactor bins. As a result of this, we found hundreds of little red hearts filled with crushed gum and paper. These were the items we found in the room.
Chandler had been asked about these items in recent years, so his answers to
Anthony Thompson
>Persona 3 Digital Devil May Cry 3 DLC, The Umbrella Chronicles
Well now I know what I want from this E3
Hunter Allen
["It just works," said Todd.] "It's like putting a blanket over you and making you cry."
The mother took a deep breath. Not for more than a minute.
"I want the doctors that are calling from you to be honest with you," she said, pulling a sheet over her crying son. "I'll pay for the pain. I have to."
Wyatt Phillips
user gave up on his story he had been working on since a child and decided to just make porn visual novels *** himself as he didn't want anyone getting hurt. With the backing of friends and family, he's been struggling to produce enough content with no help from anybody else. As of 2015 he had produced less than 1,000 of 100.
It's always been a hobby that he didn't see as important for him, but now it's becoming his sole profession.
"I was just a hobby back in the day," he said. "At times I wanted to be a lawyer or I just wanted to be a producer, but I was never really interested in that now. My career has really been in self-promotion, but right now it's focusing on just making porn. Once it runs out of income there's nothing else for me to do."
"I don't want to say I got involved with the wrong genre, but I wanted to be the guy that is more popular and successful in my genre than
Ryan Rogers
I wonder what those images are...
Hunter Baker
In the next MGS game, Solid Snake will have to infiltrate the terrorist network of N.S.I.I.A. and recover the Philosophers' Fragment that would destroy the Psycho-Mask and the Psycho-Gun. He was killed when one of their suicide bombers blew up.
Snake's last major confrontation with the Naughty Dog team involved the rescue of Solid Snake's daughter Maya, who was being held hostage by Snake and Naked Snake. She saved a N.S.I.I.A. soldier, but then discovered that she had lost the fragment, making Snake think that she'd lost it during their escape.[4][5][6]
Trivia
In the original game, Snake's head was modeled as part of the S-300 "Cortisol Unit", with three "stomachs"; however, in the PSN update, he was redesigned to have one "stomach" instead, a large, muscular protruding lump near the back of his head with the same model. This was only visible when moving the camera.
Adrian Lopez
Even though he doesn’t embrace this ‘destiny’ the way Liquid does, Solid Snake acknowledges that he is a weapon, someone who was made to be on the battlefield, who was created to kill. This also made him see this harsh truth. He doesn’t like it, but he doesn’t deny it either.
He doesn't have time to be a coward and let this burden slip through his fingers. No, Solid Snake doesn’t have time to be the kind of man who makes excuses: "But I want to try‒he points out. He doesn't have time to sit around in his office, thinking ‒I wanted ‒I really want ‒in his head‒ all these years? In his head? In his ass’the way he thought ‒there was no way this could work’ he won't stand and let this happen again. The reason is because ‒he is�, he points out. Forcing Solid Snake to do something he can't afford. His own son and partner, the man he believes he loves. The feeling of power and pride he felt when he killed Liquid
Jordan Morris
>that blanket comment
I got that a lot too, why is that?
James Martin
Vergil: Give that to me.
Dante: No way, you've got your own.
Vergil: But I want yours, too.
Dante: You have an ego.
Vergil: No...no, if it were me, I'd want just one one...
(Scene switches to Dante's bed.)
Vergil: How could I lose one part of myself?
Dante: One thing that has taught me that I am really important is that even if you lose something you'll still have... a new one.
Vergil: How to say it right? How do you keep an ego?
Dante: Let me think. (to himself) I know this sounds very strange, but... it might just work for you.
(They hear a knock at the door, and see the doorbell.)
Vergil: Who is it...?
Dante: My love, it's you...
(They see that they are in bed, with Vergil sitting on top of them. They open the door and find, in front of them, Dante and Virgil.)
Dante: What are you looking for? Vergil?
Vergil: (shocked) I've changed...it's me.
wut
Juan Lewis
Kawakami invites me over to drink coffee.
What an irony, the only two people I've ever met who get along well with one another are one in every decade. I'm glad his friendship is on a level with mine.
"Mitsuko," I say, "what, I mean you?"
She sighs. "Sorry," she says.
"I'm fine," I say. I drink coffee, sit down on the edge of the table, which is more comfortable that it may be, and take a seat in front of Kawakami. On the opposite side of the table, her arm circles my face and whispers in my ear with perfect concentration. "Are you okay after you ate the chocolate cake?" she asks me.
"No. Just not really good and I need to make myself feel better," I say. There is a long pause. "I guess I'll be having some chocolate milk."
"Well I'll be doing that as well," she says.
At least she'll ask me something like that.
* * *
My next day, I sit at a table
Generate another one Y/N?
Jordan King
>Sonic: I found you, faker!
>Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my faker! You're a failure, faker!
Shadow is then seen laughing as Sonic runs up to him after Sonic defeats him, stating that Sonic doesn't deserve the title of faker. Shadow is then revealed to be the true faker. After some time has passed, Shadow is finally revealed to be a Sonic player (the one responsible for the defeat of Sonic 3). Shadow's team is defeated by Sonic, and is forced to go through his mind to find his secret. A message from Sonic later tells Shadow to take "some form of protection" for him, though Shadow refuses and runs free.
Shadow is the main character of the fifth game and the last playable character of the Sonic the Hedgehog series for the Super Nintendo. He is the third player in the series to not appear on Super Famicom;
Adam Thomas
Is this.... accurate, Yea Forums?
>Fortnite actually isn't that bad of a game. One could say that it is a little too similar to The Banner Saga for my tastes. If you don't love The Banner Saga you might not like anything I have to say, especially since I believe The Banner Saga is a pretty good game.
Robert Stewart
My peepee itches *** and my peepee is on fire.
I'm ready to explode and I am ready to be fucked." So there it is, the most amazing, honest and touching story ever written about women's bodies and sexuality. And just like that the story is over, and our little, innocent girl will be forgotten.
No more lies like mine, just plain, truth, and in this post, I have explained exactly why I do not want to be a pussy. I just want to be my normal, feminine, beautiful and fun self.
But what exactly is a pussy? It sounds ridiculous? Or do you have to ask a doctor to confirm?
A pussy really is a vagina. A vagina is in reality a vagina with clitoral engorgement, and in addition to having pubococcygeus (vaginal secretions) of the vulva and urethra, the vagina can also produce cervical mucus, the mucus that causes pain and discomfort in many women who have been sexually assaulted. C
Connor Russell
Solid Snake: This is Solid Snake... Metal Gear has been destroyed. Operation Intrude N313 was a success! No big deal, job done, that's all... No big deal... I'm coming back now... OVERCOME: The next mission for you will begin on the floor above... You have been ordered from Operation Intrude N313 to assassinate the Big Boss. INT. HALLWAY - DECK SINKS - DAY We enter the water on the floor below. In the water at the bottom of the hallway are a lot of crates, weapons, and ammunition on racks. The doors open and a man rushes forward. He stands there with his arms around his wife, who is sobbing, holding her head in her arms. He starts to throw up. It is impossible to tell what he is saying in this video- it's a horrible, horrific scream. We hear a gunshot, and he hits another guy in the chest hard with a piece of machinery he is hammering. Another man who is trying to rescue her comes running
Cameron Nguyen
If the Mario brothers were gay, I would totally go crazy on them. Like, I could take their dick and shove it up your ass. Or their balls. You know? If I was gay and I could have sex with the Mario boys I'd do it as hard as I could just to see what it would taste like."
And that's what happens when you're stuck watching it:
Blake Jones
My Little Pony is a show that triggers barneyfag, *** but I do mean barneyfag. It's a show that makes me sick of people who talk about how they are fans of that show, and then go on to hate everything it stands for.
Barney, or any of us, has been made to feel like they're doing something wrong because they dislike some characters, or are "too old." We are so tired of hearing about how the girls are not "real ponies." Barney is just a character. Even for us who love the show and the character who is her, Barney is a bit of an outlier.
A lot of people seem to think the show makes the characters "too old" because they like these guys who have short hair and make out every weekend during the school summer break, and all they say is "Oh no, she's old!" I have seen characters come on the screen and feel like all their friends do the same — they just sit there looking bored and think, oh, and why are they so "old"? Because
Elijah Parker
>the ones that look like niggas are called "naggers"
my fucking sides
Ryder Reyes
Team Cherry has announced that Hollow Knight: Silksong will release on February 10.
In the game, players descend into a world devoid of life to discover their own destiny. Players work together in a team to reach the bottom of the world.
Blake Thomas
MILF murders my virginity in the back of bed in your trailer," she said with a chuckle.
For anyone still clinging to a notion of an actual woman, it can seem that being female or female-bodied is always a choice. For women of color, it's just an assumed norm -- you're just too delicate to be raped or killed within the first five seconds of being born. The idea of a sexual orientation -- queer or straight -- is often denied or disregarded by our culture. But when it comes to rape and sexual assault, there are many women who don't know the term until it is pointed out to them through an encounter with someone who has been victimized.
It's easy for survivors of sexual assault to go straight for help -- it's just about as hard for anyone to know and help people facing assault, because this kind of experience is usually seen by women as an embarrassing "no," or one of those things that women
^ fuck it I need porn gonna post moar
Caleb Cox
>How V was created
Easton Thomas
In the game "super mario brothers" your goal is to *** defeat Bowser Jr., then you must beat him using bombs, blocks, and other items/items with different powers. Each is completely different and requires lots of comboing. In the beginning, if you use the items to kill Bowser Jr, the game tells you that you have to beat him using them together. However, I think this is just filler content for fans to enjoy.
There are so many weapons here. In order to beat the final boss, it's required you use four weapons that each have a different power. A hammer, a sword, a shield, and an iron sword. This sounds difficult, until I realized, the only weapons they show you are the hammers and the iron swords. I was wondering why they didn't show me other items! The shield might have just been filler content in order to give fans who are looking for a challenge a reason to jump in.
One thing that bugs me
Benjamin Ortiz
MILF murders my virginity," she wrote.
"My wife is going to hell, so I need a man to bring me happiness. They said I should wear one. He said my penis looked like something straight from a magazine, and if they could get it to fit, it would work. I need you."
A month later, she posted what appeared to be the nude photograph on her website – albeit with her words replaced with words she had said before the photo appeared.
"I got the picture. But just for a quick update. My husband was out of town so I didn't know you, and I don't want him to know how badly I want to kill him," she said, according to People.
"My husband is going to Hell, so I need a man to bring me happiness. They said I should wear one."
In the post, which is dated 6th May, he asks: "I'm ready for this. So are you, right?"
In a new statement, she admitted taking nude photographs of him.
"I was looking to post them, and then I was
Grayson Roberts
That's breaking the fourth wall a bit too much.
"One day Solid Snake decided to put up a billboard along the highway leading from the base to the main city of Metal Gear Solid. The image was simply a single black and white image of the player's head resting on top of the letter "W" on the side of the billboard. This billboard was seen most often in the early weeks, as Snake would then have to get the key to the bunker to gain access. The player character is seen looking directly at the "w" after looking up the letter and saying his name for quite some time during this period.
The billboard is the first thing used in the game. It would later contain another message, this time to a new informant, when the player had to infiltrate the base with Solid Snake to obtain a new weapon or the ability to destroy it.
After the second stage of infiltrating The Dome, the player will be approached by an enemy and will need to sneak past it and approach a different area"
Camden Perez
That feel when no girlfriend is there?"
He continued, "You need someone who loves you like they're family, a friend, a family."
After the words, he asked, "Who?"
A look of dismay flashed across the young man's face. He turned to her but saw her looking away, as if he didn't understand.
"Who's there?" she asked desperately.
He couldn't tell her he already told her. All he could say was, "Not me."
"No, you do, she loves me anyway," he replied while trying to keep his voice light and collected.
A look of anger came to his face again. "No I don't."
"Then what would you do?"
His thoughts were interrupted by a quick movement away from him and another girl. His eyes widened in surprise.
"This girl you're with doesn't give a sh*t what you think," he commented to himself. "No she says what she thinks so I can't hear your thoughts.
You're such a bitch," he chuckled after seeing her expression and hearing her say, "I'll be so lucky
Easton Powell
Zero: Do you copy? You're already in enemy territory, and somebody might be listening in. From here on out, we'll be using codenames to refer to each other. Your codename for this mission will be Naked Snake. I'll be referring to you as Snake from now on. You are not to mention your real name.
Snake: "Snake"?
Zero: What are you talking about? Don't interrupt me. Go. You know I'm right. You're going to hell. Now get to it!
(They jump out of the helicopter and crash, with Snake having escaped in an RV.)
Snake: We're alive but they're killing us all, too.
(He turns around, watching as two men hold two soldiers back.) One of them calls themselves the "Halo" Guy. The other Guy looks like a giant spider, holding him back from the entrance.
(They look back to a woman in her thirties named Tanya, talking to the guard.) The guard looks back at him, puzzled.
Tanya: How did you learn?
Caleb Mitchell
MILF murders my virginity, and then I think, maybe I'll do something else like this. I'm not gonna let that happen to me again, but I'm gonna put my mind to it and make it work."
The girls look at each other like they're mad. But they're happy to talk about it.
The girls finally sit up, as if it's their duty to do something before they run off like crazy.
"It's a long story, but when my mom says that you have to get in shape, I get it! I don't want to let go right now!"
"We don't need to think about it. I know you can fix this now. We just need to know exactly what to do with my body, and that's all we can do right now."
The girls look back at each other, then kiss again.
"You've convinced me," says the girl with the big blue eyes. "I won't be taking care of myself."
The girls smile and then hug one another again.
"I like that about ourselves, and that means
Isaiah Collins
>G-Man: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.
I have been here, and I can confirm that the G-Men are still alive and well. Now, please stand there, and I'll show you what to do with the most important resource on Equestria in the world. That resource is... the Ponyville Power Plant. I will lead you to the plant and show you the very first G-Man Power.
There is only one last chance. You have to destroy the plant to save the Republic at the expense of Equestria. If you can't handle it, I'm sure that we can help you, Mister Freeman.
I have no idea how this will go, but please help me, Mr. Freeman, if you have the means.
You say goodbye to the rest of the team and enter the plant, and it is revealed that no matter what you do, you cannot save Ponyville. All you can do is try to escape using your own methods. At this point there were three different methods open for you to try in saving your world
Ryan Green
Fallout 76 can still be saved if todd howard *** is not available for you.
If Todd Howard can be found in the settlement he will tell you his name is "Toby McNeill" and he will ask to borrow your car. He will also mention it took him a few years to get back to work after his accident but he will then say to go and help him out.
When you ask him where to find the car he says to head over to Dr. Henry. When asked to bring the car, he will say you need to bring the car to Dr Henry's location and that there's a lot of stuff he needs to look at. Talk to the doctor who is standing by behind the fence near where Henry sits. If you wait on the doctor, he becomes unresponsive after several minutes is passed. If you bring the car to him, he will be able to talk and he will give you the keys.
After talking to Dr Henry , Mr Hyde, and Mr Biggs , it is possible to tell him you have helped him, and then
Ryder Watson
>The real reason why Mario and Luigi
didn't kill the guy on the bridge is because Luigi would usually kill the guards before they started to attack to make his life very difficult without the Mario Bros. to save him. The main plot point of the Mario Bros. series was to kill the main antagonist: the Phantom Thieves. The Phantom Thieves was a crime boss who ran after the Mario Bros. in the Mushroom Kingdom. The two most popular Mario Bros. of the era, Luigi and Luigi Star, would get tired of fighting him and get scared and fall to his doom. In the world of Super Mario World, the Phantom Thieves is revealed to be based off the real-life mafia leader Mario Dolin. In Super Mario Bros. 3: Yoshi's Island, he is revealed to be based on a real-life Italian mobster named Mario Dolin Sr. Bowser in Super Mario Bros. 2 only mentions the Phantom Thieves in relation to the mob boss because, at that time,
Justin Morris
>Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's Suck and Fuck)
– "I've seen guys do things like this before with dogs."
"I'm not really a big believer in sex, but dogs are cute," he added. "There's something appealing in having sex with little animals."
Sneaky, sneaky and a little cocky?
Sneaky little canine?
Yes.
"I would probably only do this with my real dog that was at home, of course," he explained. "And I wouldn't be that far away."
For those worried about the effect that being a dog-owning man can have on their relationship, or you just want to find one as a partner, click here for the most up-to-date listings.
[Photos via Flickr, Kudos to Bucky]
Ryder Hughes
Ocelot: That's Major Ocelot to you. And don't you forget it.
Soldier: Sokolov is ours. Now get out of here.
Ocelot: An ocelot never lets his prey escape.
Soldier: You're lying, Major I am.
Ocelot: Well, then... [Sokolov is shocked, his head explodes]
Ocelot: Now, Major you got a problem? This is the final straw, you bastard! How you're going to deal with me and your little family if...you're going to make me give away everything you got?
Soldier: I don't want to give my mom my body.
Ocelot: I'll let you do your business like I said earlier. Go sit down in the kitchen. The children are waiting for you. Go sit down and get ready your kids. The little ones.
Soldier: I'm afraid you're right.
Ocelot: I said sit down. I mean I won't...I won't give away my body. I won't go around with you... I won't keep secrets. I won't hide anything. I'll...[Kissing him]...you'll see. We both understand now.
Why is everything a gay fanfic?
Caleb Myers
OP: This is my wife. Say something nice about her!
user: What about me?
Heisenberg: I don't think you understand.
user: You've already said it a million times.
Heisenberg: ...
Crimson Dragon: She's pretty, aren't you?
user: I wonder if she's going to have sex with me later.
Heisenberg: No, I know you won't!
user: Yeah, let me put that to the test.
Heisenberg: Okay! Let's try it. The experiment will keep going for a week!
...
*Heisenberg grabs an object with tentacles from a pile - then jumps off and gets hit by two bullets, then two more bullets, then three bullets at the end*
Heisenberg: Okay, let's try this again!
Heisenberg: Ahh. This time I can jump off the wall.
user: You should try it, too.
Crimson Dragon: So much for your wife! *Fails due to being shot in the face*
user: ...
Heisenberg: How about you?
Heisenberg: Now I'll put two bullets in your head and just let everyone else take care of
Michael Butler
>CIA agent: “If I pull that [mask] off, will you die?”
>Bane: “It would be extremely painful…”
>CIA agent: “You’re a big guy.”
>Bane: “…for you.”
CIA agent: “So please tell us…”
Bane: “I need to be quiet,” I am a member of the Brotherhood,” It won't help me.”
CIA agent: “We have a plan for you: He's going to use magic…”
Bane: “…to take over and kill you.�”
CIA agent: “…this will be his punishment…”
Bane: “I'm a human being,” I can't die alone.”
[After the escape.]
CIA agent: You look worried.”
Bane: “No. I can handle it,” I have friends.”
CIA agent:“Please do not call for me.”
Bane: “Do you think they're going to pick me up?”
CIA agent: “I'm just going to take him to meet with the agents.”
Bane: “Well. That is my only plan.”
CIA agent:“I won't listen to him.”
[Bane is now in an alley with a bunch of other cops chasing him. The CIA agent comes and gives him a hug
Jaxson Torres
It is canon that Cloud went on a date *** with Cloud's ex girlfriend, Mavis, just before he began his mission with G.I. Joe. This is also stated in the comic.
If the player is in a party, a note from Cloud gives off a strong vibes. This is explained to him by Dr. Cilvan.
Cloud can also give out the word 'hijikata'. Hijikata are characters from the world of Japan. They are known for wearing the same clothes as a female character (see examples below), and can be used as the character model at any of the various character models in Capcom vs. SNK 2. Cloud's words 'hijikata' correspond to the word for 'girlfriend', such as Hana-chan (レク) in K.K. Slum (Japan, English dub).
After Cloud becomes a regular member of the G.I. Joe organization, he wears a red kimono, his signature costume, and later wears it throughout the game. However, the kimono is replaced with a blue kimono, and by all games except for Zero Dark Thirty
Bentley Fisher
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know
I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces." He continued to yell at the woman. "You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet?" "You fucking liar!" she screamed back. "I would have you KNOW that IRL, I am on a military base all day shooting people and making sure the base and police don't shoot anybody. I don't have that fucking gun for a secret raid on a fucking private citizens house. I have a shotgun and a police car. What else do you HAVE to say for yourself?" "Well, uh, that is..." The blonde girl blinked at him for a moment. The fact that he was going to get away with this was very apparent.
Jonathan Gomez
NEW THREAD
Jacob Lee
Goku: It's over, Frieza!
Frieza: Frieza's gone. He's gone back to where he belongs, where he was never found.
[Krillin walks up towards Frieza's corpse and kicks him down]
Krillin: What? Frieza?
Frieza: It is a secret. The truth is he'll be resurrected. But you will never know why he was defeated.
[Krillin kicks Frieza's head off from inside him]
[Krillin continues to kick Frieza's head]
[Krillin and Frieza run off]
Aqua: I guess you can't tell now, since Frieza has already been resurrected.
[Krillin runs off]
Frieza: You're lucky you didn't catch me trying to blow up that building. I didn't think it was possible.
Krillin: Do the kids ever ask how Goku ended up fighting us all?
Goku: No, of course not. That's the thing!
Frieza: We haven't got much time. We'll find a way, and when we do, there's nothing we can do but give it our all again.
[Krillin and Frieza finish shooting each other off]
[Krillin's dying
Caleb Allen
>Luigi: Have sex, Mario.
Mario: And I won't tell my dad.
Shulk: ...
Luigi: He doesn't want to worry about you, you know.
Shulk: Yeah.
Shulk: Now we have to get you to the hospital, so I know what to say first.
Princess Zelda: "I just want it bad enough."
Nintendude: "It'll all be ok. I already told you."
Wario: My baby's ready for his first big adventure."
Mii Gunner: "He's always looking over his shoulder."
Mii Gunner: "It'll be okay."
Kirby, Princess Zelda: "It's been fun. We're gonna go have a good trip..."
Mii Gunner: "Oh, thank you."
Mario: "What have I done to you? You're so cute..."
Julian Phillips
Almost pissed myself laughing.
Matthew Baker
>the Yea Forums sub-reddit known as Yea Forums
depressingly accurate
Henry Russell
Ubisoft is working with Platinum Games to make the next entry in their franchise. The title is called "Darksiders Remastered." It is being co-developed by Sierra, the studio that made "Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood." The game will be developed by Crystal Dynamics, a studio that has developed other AAA game such as "Dragon Age, The Elder Scrolls, and The Witcher.
The title's release date is slated for mid-2016.
Henry Hill
The top ten video games of all time are:
10: Grand Theft Auto
1. Super Mario World 2
2. Mario Kart 2
4. Pac-Man World
5. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
14: Final Fantasy IX
18: Doom
10: Final Fantasy IV
25: Contra
11: Street Fighter II Turbo
25: Sonic the Hedgehog
24: Final Fantasy III
24: Street Fighter II/Dynasty Warriors
24: Banjo-Kazooie
30: Mega Man
22: Tetris
10: Final Fantasy II/III
25: Doom
10: Super Metroid
30: Street Fighter X
8: Fire Emblem
9: Super Street Fighter II Turbo
15: Pac-Man
17: Super Mario 3D World
17: Metroid (3D and 2D)
7: Sonic 2/Sonic the Hedgehog
11: Fire Emblem
13: Donkey Kong World (2D and 3D)
30: Final Fantasy
22: Super Mario Galaxy
14: Final Fantasy III/Final Fantasy III-2
14: Contra
12: Final Fantasy Zero
23: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
21: Fire Emblem II
32: Tetris 64
21: Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
14: Mario Tennis 2018
14: Fire Emblem
28: Link
Jackson Brown
Valve will go bankrupt in 2020 so its assets will be split and sold off to raise capital. Valve will be closed by mid-2014.
This will be a pretty big deal not only for Steam customers but those who are worried this IPO could destroy the video game industry.
Steam has about 25 million active users, but Valve sold off a significant amount of users, about 4.6 million accounts at the time, in 2012 during the sale of Steam Garden.
The Steam-owned entity will be shut down but will eventually be returned to Valve or absorbed by its parent company. The latter will then buy all or part of Steam and sell it around the world.
Valve was also owned by China's Tencent until early 2011, prior to which Tencent bought the company in July 2011. However, in January 2012, Tencent announced that they would "separate into their own companies."
The company will continue to develop the online
Nathan Rogers
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Liam Ramirez
>The next race to be added to World of Warcraft is
the third in the series which will be released in April. The series has had one of the longest line ups with 10 games released as of the latest report, but that has changed with the arrival of Heart of the North expansion.
The first in the series was the 2009 World of Warcraft: Legion expansion which added a new World Boss (which replaced the old World Boss), and introduced the Warlord class. The next two expansions added new enemies, weapons, and bosses to the game which brought it into its own, but the expansion was discontinued as the expansion packs were too large, and there wasn't enough content.
The third expansion pack, Rise of the Red Wizards, was released this year allowing players to play another of the two new classes (the new Warrior class, who replaces the Monk class) but they came with
Sebastian Johnson
>just me and my GREEN PANTS