Third time's the charm buttfucks! Your stress is at 90? Too bad, bitch. I hope you packed some aspirin.
Third time's the charm buttfucks! Your stress is at 90? Too bad, bitch. I hope you packed some aspirin
Julian Williams
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Easton Rogers
oh no
Levi Perez
Cooper Campbell
That's enough mister skeleton, get your tempting gobelet and meet me in the main street at 12. Last one to draw gets out of hamlet
Kayden Powell
I've had enough of your shenanigans, so I'm bringing you up to the front. It'll be a few minutes, with these corpses blocking me, but when you're up here, I'm going to Zealously Accuse you so hard, you won't know which way is up.
Lucas Gutierrez
Don't die, little thread. I'm not giving up yet.
Michael Myers
>TFW you never seen to be able to make progress because you play causally and don't forget broken parties
Juan Cox
Liam Powell
I miss /dadg/
Brandon Miller
CoM dropped about a year ago, but /dadg/'s return didn't last long after. We had fun, though.
I still have all those Hamlet greentexts I wrote saved.
Tyler Stewart
Darkest Dungeon 2 when?
Jeremiah Brown
Post 'em
Cooper James
Probably some time next year, judging by the lack of information on it currently.
Ian Carter
pastebin.com
It would take a large amount of time I don't have to retype everything, so I just pasted everything I had written in Notepad to a Pastebin.
Also, the names used are the ones that correspond with each Hero's "canon" name, such as Dismas for the Highwayman, Damian for the Flagellant, and so on.
And somewhere along the way, Jingles' name became Sarmenti, but I kept bird doc's name as Paracelsus.
Owen Jenkins
I got back into DD recently after grabbing the dlc on sale
Have a bump OP. Sadly I have no memes to contribute.
Luis Miller
>no memes to contribute
Not on my watch
Mason Roberts
Allow me.
David Perez
Jackson Martin
Thanks, I feel soothed and sedated
William Baker
>party member is at Death's Door
>Occultist is on the job!
>0 heal
>bleed
Thanks asshole
Daniel Sanders
Ethan Garcia
HIGH ROLLER
ALWAYS BET ON ABDUL
Ian Fisher
Nathan Bailey
Samuel Diaz
youtube.com
This song always gets me
It gives me a vibe of turning heroic at the face of inevitable death. Leper is the most based hero in DD.
I also wish to die in battle
Lucas Hernandez
Y'all actual like this grindfest?
Or is it just a trick of the light
Chase Gray
Justin Kelly
Ask me how I know you're shit at the game.
Tyler Reed
Yes and no
If you really know how to play this game, you can reduce the 'grinding' drastically
However, yeah, eventually reach a resistance to grinding.
Colton Brown
>game literally gives you loot to upgrade with even if you fail or abandon quests
>MUH GRIND
Samuel Rodriguez
Ryder Gray
My headcanon is that Flagman has spikes on his dick.
Making suffer and joy the ones he's fucking
Evan Gray
repressed slut ree
Logan Scott
after that complete bullshit of crimson curse, the game went from an extremely repetitive grind fest to just nonsense
also, did they fucking install a bitcoin miner with the dlcs? it runs like shit for such a basic game
Christopher Cox
Her backstory certainly implies it
Dylan Kelly
>It's because you're bad, not because spending 5% of the time doing meaningful things is bad
Like fuck, the combat is shallow, do obvious moves and wait an eternity for them to execute.
Literally walk forward down a straight line, fight things; and don't tell me the dungeons aren't linear with you need to explore every path to complete them.
Fucking mistaking good aesthetic for good gameplay.
Camden White
*Whistles*
Mason Hughes
grave robber is so kawaii
Christian Flores
and then they fucked!
Colton Miller
I've had my best Grave Robber almost since the very beginning, and she's been the most reliable of anyone.
Knives with the Musket Ball is boner-inducing in terms of damage.
Brayden Russell
Check the booru for the rest of the comics, they actually did.
darkestdungeon.booru.org
Of course, it may have been Dismas hallucinating, or being plagued by nightmares the whole time, but the lucky bastard got to wake up next to Audrey.
Blake Cooper
Which characters are good early and with minimal investment?
Which characters are best at higher levels?
What kinds of trinkets, buildings, and upgrades are best to prioritize early?
I suck at this game.
Levi Torres
I should also mention that I've been considering doing another one, consisting of Sarmenti blackmailing Dismas and Audrey into singing and dancing as part of his performance, which is just them doing Safety Dance
Eli Turner
user those aren't greentexts. They're fanfics.
They're good nonetheless, though.
Asher Flores
I've been living a lie. I am a failure.
Sebastian Price
Depends on what zone you plan on fighting in. Only easy mode build I can think of is fighting The Flesh, where a houndmaster absolutely destroys it with row-hitting bleed attacks. Other than that, the crusader is probably best for fighting undead
Daniel Peterson
Let's see your dude, Yea Forums. The main man.
You know the one. Never lets you down and if he ever did, it'd be a dizzying fall into true despair.
Michael Carter
derp
Gabriel Carter
YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jonathan Lewis
>0
>Bleed
Name a more iconic duo.
Alexander Johnson
reddit & you
Henry Ortiz
Jack Martinez
I have a clip to contribute.
It was a while ago, but it might be of interest.
Went to the Wulf fight blind, got rekt and a party wipe seemed certain. Then this ridiculous bullshit above happened. The absolute and complete madlad, Jean de Metz.
Andrew Cox
Nice luck. What loot did you have have to give up to get those trinkets back?
Xavier Nelson
Nothing wrong with a loyal slut. I went from a high libido gf to a low and it's fucking lame. Actually it's not fucking.
Ayden Sanchez
haha i wouldnt call being fucked by a barbed dick suffering user
im into that
Mason Carter
Basically every and any disposable use item like the food and bandages, because I fucked off out of that dungeon right after beating Wulf (since that was the main goal and I was not going to do any more fights with a one man party anyway)
My problem is that I had a very dodge oriented party (as you can see, that MAA had 80 Dodge), but the main thing in the Wulf fight is that you cannot prevent the bomb from exploding or from being placed. So since my party relied on heavy Dodging, I got uber fucked.
Zachary Miller
Robert Carter
tururu motherfucker
Jason Miller
Christian Nguyen
I've learned my lesson with you, I have. You're first to go.
Caleb Murphy
The fastest Leper
Jacob Miller
Speedy boi
Sebastian Nelson
my nigga comes in clutch so many fucking times