friendly reminder that you are a virgin
Friendly reminder that you are a virgin
Christopher Wright
Wyatt Powell
Carson Evans
Not so friendly reminder that if you consume mainstream porn you are legitimately retarded.
Carter Peterson
I am not. I fuck a fat chick like 2-3 times a week. Feels good man. Don't be so mean to the virgins. They will go on school shooting sprees breh.
Anthony Garcia
but i lost my birginity by fucking my femboy bf's tight butt?
Jacob Smith
god i wish that were me
Jackson Hall
Thanks OP.
I forgot for a bit.
Christian James
>vlcsnap
Nicholas Lee
>have terrible luck with women
>used to go to asian massage parlors to fuck and get sucked
>move and expenses go up, cant visit the amps all the time anymore
>recently got a raise at work, looking at another 400 dollars a month
Guys how do I resist to the urge to start going back to massage parlors
James Ross
I banged my fiance like 2 hours ago
Hudson Price
Oh no, what ever will I do faced with this realization once again?
Lincoln Allen
How do you get sucked at a massage parlor?
Robert Kelly
onahole > pussy
David Moore
>how do I resist
their lips touch hundreds of other dicks that are rife with every std imaginable?
Daniel Parker
That's not friendly at all.
Dominic Russell
Me on the right
Cooper Johnson
>talking to 19 year old virgin with full body tracking right now
>pretty much confirmed we're gonna erp
once i save up enough money im gonna fly over and put a baby in her and disappear
Levi Cooper
Your point?
Hudson Cox
Why would you? That sounds like a good deal.
Julian Sanders
GIRL BUTTS
Ian Clark
thanks man I almost forgot
Eli Flores
nope I'm not, sucks for you I guess
Anthony Walker
>once i save up enough money im gonna fly over and nothing's going to happen
ftfy
Cooper Collins
>be me
>literal aspie
>still have gotten laid
It isn't impossible? What is stopping you?
Benjamin Phillips
Im married
Noah Morris
Nope, I've had sex.
Zachary Cruz
my sperm strong
she's gonna get pregger
she's just been talking up and down about wanting kids non-stop
im gonna breed her
Ayden Thompson
This
Forme, its amateur diaper fetish stuff
Zachary Cook
it requires effort that I'm not willing to make
Asher Lopez
do those places give blowjobs?
Carter Taylor
irl im actually a hockey player who got so much pussy that I became a narcissistic asshole until I got herpes. I probably banged more sluts than this entire thread combined. AMA, i wanna kms
Anthony Rivera
How do I have sex?
Daniel Lee
I read this in reverse and got a boner. Is there more?
Jose Wright
Good. I am pure and clean and always will be. You however have been tainted. You will never regain what was lost. Nothing more than a disgusting slut.
Andrew Harris
Sometimes I wish I was still a virgin.
Jaxson Watson
Never lost my virginity because I never lose
Isaiah Bell
You're not even going to get a handjob. Get real.
Henry Davis
But i'm not a virgin, I have had sex with my _boyfriend multiple times
Logan Ross
I fucked a fat chick when I was 17 and we never spoke again
it was fun but i shouldn't of choked her so hard
Christopher Cooper
I've been with my gf going on 2 years now and I still believe 2D girls are superior.
Levi Sanders
>he doesn't have a tender loving japanese gf that literally begs for your cock inside her
It's like you don't even try
Jayden Butler
you know the rules
Alexander Phillips
>They will go on school shooting sprees breh.
Why should I care if I'm out of school?
Easton Evans
STICK PENOR IN VAGOO
Colton Gonzalez
hes a faggot
Carter Green
A man who puts down his fellow men is a coward and a traitor. You'd fit in better with girls, that's what they do.
Adam Hughes
i'm a volcel.
If I dropped 200 lbs I could get pussy easily but I'm lazy as fuck and generally content with my life as it is.