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My fellow golden retrievers
Whats the point of having a snout that long?
Golden Sun. Also off-topic lure.
Looks like vacuum blowjob from hentais
Subverting and destroying nations.
The long nose and tongue allow the dog to drink nectar from flowers.
*SNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SNRRRFFFFF SNFFF SNFFF SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
lol love these guys look like fucking ant eaters, big snouts all the way.
*SNFFF SNF SNFFFFFFFF SNRRFFF SNFFFFFFFFFFFF SNFF SNFF SNRRRFFFFF SNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
he looks like an idiot
someone please edit dog to be playing with labo gun, my MSPaint skills are too weak
What the fuck is this beast straight out of mythology
Don't talk about me and my wife that way, we live our lives just like you do
Air intake so they don't run out of breath when doing their intended purpose (dog racing)
what is the breed called?
Imagine the smell
what type of horse is this?
Monster hunter gen u with some friends
Afghan
Why the long face?
dont bully borzois pls
they are good bois
no particular reason
all dogs are inbred for the sake of our amusement
sniffing your mom's braps
I am baffled that this is a thing that exists in our world and not just cryptology.
How wise are these beings
I recently had a nightmare about one of these dogs latching onto my back and just screaming nonstop until I woke up
Not working breeds, people actually put some fucking thought into their breeding.
Borzoi
So does this thing have as many health complications as it's flat faced abomination cousins?
I bet you newfags don't even know what anime this dog is from.
I wish I had a long boi like that ;_;
russian wolf hound
Semitic
boku no pico
borzois are the only dog breed i've seen described as just "respectful". not energetic, good with kids, just "respectful".
they definitely know something we don't
Fucken got me. Lmoa
Hello, brother
Papillon
Looks just like Mike, from Hunter X Hunter
borzoi is a good twitter account
Escape from Barkov
Long boy.
I have a hard time rationalizing this as a dog, but if it gives respect then I guess I have to as well, these are cursed cunts
god imagine how deep you could get in there with a snout like that
haha imagine smelling ass as a borzoi
>these are cursed cunts
You got something to say, two legs?
why would a dog do this?
Animals can tell things about other animals through their asshole smell
No sir, s..sorry sir
What your favorite dog breed Yea Forums?
Mine is Giant Schnauzers
That's what I thought, don't let this happen again
That one is much too long.
H-He's fast!
y....yabe....
nope
Sighthounds are actually really healthy breeds.
Dogs with long snoots are kinda cute desu
I'm playing DMC5 and Final Urizen keeps killing me on DMD - boutta take a break and play some RE2make
HE'S DANGEROUS
AC Odyssey. It's pretty boring and averagely designed, as expected from a modern Ubisoft game. I also tried Borderlands 2 and found it boring and repetitive.
I might just go back and do my 3rd playthrough of Kotor 2 in 3 months, because there doesn't seem to be anything else to do.
>ManTouchingChinWithAPonderousExpressionAndSeveralBlankSpacesForLetters.jpg.gif
Golden retrievers, the goodest of boys (or girls, in my case).
air trick and enemy step
that poor psyduck.
rip
What the fuck is wrong with this dog's head? People are going to dig this up thousands of years from now (provided we don't kill ourselves in the next 50-120) and think plague doctors actually existed as a separate species.
pure coincidence
>it worked
lmao
It's hard to find a breed that's not a good boy, but I've liked Rotties ever since growing up with one.
Why deleted? Someone got buttblasted over fact.
and this is our sons room
borzois are such goofy looking doggos.
imagine the sniffs
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm doing that but I make the mistake of using grounded Cavaliere moves occasionally and I just get the shit punched/kick out of me.
I love Urizen's moveset. Literally a magic boxer.
Reminder that they don't just have long heads and lots of fluff, they are fucking huge too
Bloodborne for the fifth time. I still always miss that one umbilical cord to get the true ending every time
Sure is /pol/ in here.
Irish Wolfhounds. Don't live long but that didn't matter to me none.
ha ha long boy.
Greyhounds. They’re crazy when being raced but when they retire they’re incredibly chill.
What's goin on bros it's your boy, LongSchnozz777 here back at you again with another nintendogs stream
Borzois are NOT Jews
>funnyjunk filename
Heelers, goodboyes: the breed.
Start rubbin
For me it's the miniature schnauzer
>Dog analogy
How do we feel about ducks?
whatever dog breed I happen to have at the time, which are usually rescue mutts. I just lost my baby doxie to cancer last week at only 8 years old
can't beat dachshunds
>tfw still not sure if my 10 year old golden is smart or stupid
On one hand, he never falls for fake throws, tries to manipulate us into extending any babying we do when he's sick, and generally won't do any sort of play where he knows he's just being fucked with, like chasing the laser pointer or throwing things in a way where he won't catch it.
On the other hand, he once needed major surgery because he ate an entire dish rag.
im twinking in dark souls 2
Samoyed or York Terrier mixes.
Pic related.
Sorry for your loss.
BEEG BEEG DOG
MEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
BEEG BEEG CAT
Imagine doing it for free tho.
rate my sleeping dog
absolute unit
Garfieeeeeeeld!
More, Sauce, Anything now before 404, google not help
Don't mind me just posting the real gamer's breed.
Path of Exile, Caustic Arrow Ranger.
Just beat Distance last night, love the new story mode.
Rate mine
Is this one of those breeds that are an eugenics abomination and the dogs live in constant uncomfortableness and later pain from health complications?
now we're talking
Ducks are cool
rebel yapper
look how well my cats and dogs get along
>saucenao it
>it's the artist that did the doujin with the kancolle girl getting fucked by an ostricth
>they also made a pokemon doujin with lana and mallow where mallow sucks off all the smegma from a guy's dick and rolls it up in her mouth into a "soft candy"
what the fuck
Ooh, my little Russian lady.
dog
Gamers are dumb neets, why the hell would their breed be an intelligent working breed?
i just want a decent co-op game on steam that isnt 2D indie shit with only 2 hours worth of content
kek
hello miss i would like to check out a book
Been playing Hitman 2 for like 3 months. I don't have much spare time, so a few hours here and there is the best I can manage.
The best dog I've ever had.
Saluki, Borzoi, and Greyhounds are the best dogs. Fight me
What the fuck is wrong with the dog on the bottom right? Is he autism?
Social repression makes gooks go haywire
I'm downloading What Remains of Edith Finch? right now. I'm unironically hyped to hit a bowl and play this game. Seems like a leisurely calm experience. I remember when this released 2 years ago, every YouTuber was talking about it, so I'm pumped.
vicar amelia
I want to fuck that dog
Labs. They love the water so they're easy to bathe. Just big, friendly doofus dogs.
Your dog specced full WIS but zero INT
she kind of does look like an afghan hound
Just finished work for the day, so I'm about to practice drawing and then play Dragon Quest X.
Why is the tegu ascending instead of eat
The vanilla good boy
>person has a borzoi sona
>they're an insufferable asshole
every time
stop being a faggot chocolate and make more videos
trying to drum up the energy to go play smt nocturne but sheer apathy for existence is making it hard.
The true gamer breed is a pug, an abomination so inbred it can't survive in real world conditions.
Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kinda late to the bandwagon, but I'm a fan of the series, so fuck finals for now. Also helps keep the depression off my mind :)
> still no fellasala part 2 where mallow and lana get their pussies absolutely destroyed by smegma otaku
fuck you xxzero, you've had enough time
Do it for her, user.
wheaten terrier
I miss having dogs
my nigga
I'm seriously considering getting a mini schnauzer but I wish I could spend more time at home with one.
Dont get to have it for long.
how do I get my mom to be okay with me getting a gecko into the house
honorary dogs
She lived for 13 years. I thought that was normal.
loooong platypus
Sorry. Killed her in fusion to make a demon I didn't even want.
That's almost twice a Great Dane's average lifespan, pretty impressive.
.
Thats ancient for a Dane, 9 years is the normal age.
rate my dog, bros
Maybe she was the ubermensch of great danes. She was always large, active, imposing, energetic and wrestled down her brothers and other dogs by the age of 1. A tumor did her in eventually.
Kill me, Pete.
this is one of the highest quality posts i've ever seen on this board
Mexican/10
>user plays The First Funky Fighter.webm
Thoughts on this cat?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
close enough
brazillian
Please don't make borzoi the next meme dog.
I haven't had one in 18 years, and we're finally buying a new one.
Thats a weird looking bird.
Wrong
Look at the head of these boys. It's like 70% snout. Where does the brain go? They have such small heads that they've become stupid with a head that narrow
What did the unedited cat look like?
Your dog looks like a kike bro
looks like a anime cgi little cunt
>Owning a Jewish pet
Yikes!
Someone who's being incredibly smug when it is not being aggressive.
I turned off Everybody's Golf after the game pissed me off too much.
Thought about continue with MHW due to all the events being back right now or playing P5 or Wipeout Omega or maybe some othe rgame I started but didn't finish
longboooys
They're really nice companions, though. Always want to stay close, but never "all over you". Always walk neatly next to you, no hard words needed, no tight leash (unless they see a bird - they're killing instinct is insane when it comes to birds and small critters).
They "talk" a bit, but almost never bark. Will whine if they can't get the best spot in the sofa, but generally extremely well behaved, without very much training at all.
Dobermans because they're bred to hunt mankind's greatest for: the Jew
Don't fuck your dog, user
>The only way to proceed is to take damage
>they're
"their", sorry
Also, they love fruit and berries, and will pick wild berries one at a time with utmost care. Looks pretty ridiculous.
Fuck off, furfag degenerate.
Doom (2016).
Had it in my library for almost 3 years, put it in my backlog and decided to finally play it a few days ago.
Beautiful game, excellent gameplay and I love how it pays homage and takes a lot from the original Doom.
My one gripe is the multiplayer is dead, thus can't really get many of the multiplayer achievements, and in addition to this, taking screenshots is a bitch because you have to switch between weapons as there's no option to disable the character model / gun.
nice
>unedited
that's literally what it looks like
only the audio is dubbed over
Swissies.
Shit dude that's fucked up why is that thing even alive
I AM SILLY!
FOR FREE
FUCK NIGGERS
for sticking into holes to suck up shit. do you even anteater?
I too like dogs that tear infants to shreds.
I need that dog for cuddles and the guy to fuck me in the ass please, thank you
Chow chows have always looked really cute to me
But I've heard that they're really hard to train or something
GSD
This is Shiloh, many years ago. He was the best boy.
female ducks are pretty cool, male ducks are unironically hyper aggressive but also retarded rapists.
because
I'm ready, pete
There are a lot of videos of the cat in motion, it was just born that way. It's apparently a sweetheart.
youtube.com
what animals are good alternate dogs?
>/pol/tard takes a shit outside his containment board
>cries when it gets deleted
cancer
This is an extremely low quality post.
Why is this such a perfect representation of the stereotypical group of friends
Got soulcalibur on sale. I've been playing around with the characters and it seems pretty good. Might be the only really neutral-focused fighter this gen with actual character variety if you don't count niche stuff like koihime enbu. Dressup is fun but it always takes me at least an hour to make something so I don't think I'll do it often.
Capybaras
same reason Yea Forumsirgins do
he said rottie not pitbull
what the fuck
DELET
that dog seems autistic
What's wrong with your horse, dude
based brap poster
Yada
Ah, a man of taste.
Here’s my Lily. She passed a few months ago.
This analogy for race has always been retarded. Dog breeds didn't evolve naturally, they were bred artificially and deliberately to accentuate their differences. Humans had nobody breeding them. And homo sapiens have an unusually low level of genetic diversity compared to other species since their populations migrated so much.
octopusses don't have horns, bruh
>Live recording from samus' helmet as she finds a hidden chozo shrine
Every rottie I've come across has always tried to either jump a fence or break it to bite me, they're cunty dogs
Step aside S tier here
to drink nectar
lol imagine if your dog died lol
I bet youd chickenshit out if i put you in one room and dimmed the lights
2 best ones don't fucking @ me
but where are the ears
i can't spot them
haha, I think they look funny
he steppy on him
My sister has a bunch and they're some of the biggest wusses I've ever seen. Always entertains me considering how intimidating they are. But yeah, they can be cunts. Hers are great with people, but one of them started having problems with another once he hit adolescence and they kept them seperated after my brother in law got a nasty slash across the face while trying to stop their fighting once.
dafuq is that?
WHERE'S IT
why was this deleted
Reminds me of my uncle's old dog. I bet he was really amazing boy.
meow?
fuck off fucking idiot bitch fucking go back to your shitty cat thread and stop fucking ruining our fun here we are fucking dogs
I want a sea dog.
meow..
uh
>we are fucking dogs
Can i join in?
Sorry to hear that, how old was she?
Bella is going on 6 or 7 this year, not exactly sure, but I don't know what i'll do when she goes.
so
fucking dogs is not so bad right
like
I can do it and it wouldnt be something so bad right?
just curious
yikes!
>all the furry porn based on this pic
Western civilization was a mistake
Botarus Stellaris
Funny coming from a society of trannies shooting up schools
cute dog
>dog maims you
>keep it
Water dogs are the best
>giving up your best bud just because he got a little rough one time
pussyass bitch detected
I've had several dogs that "played rough" and I got a few minor scratches at most, not lose a fucking tendon.
you fixated on the sledge huh
>yep, that's a Snifferman!
>yep, that's Barbas!
>yep, that's an advanced stage furry!
>yep, that's cabrachupa!
>yep, that's my lost car engine!
>yep, that's a horned octopus
>yep, that's a Depressivus Designus
100% guarantee you he has "trained" it to be an aggressive and fearful cunt.
Pitbulls are sofa pillows who just love to be cuddled all day. You have to be a fucking faggot to make a pitbull aggressive.
a nice lad
>Long boi thread on Yea Forums
What’s next, a trap thread on /an/?
Collie, no question.
They're the smartest breed that also has a manageable energy level. They're one of the most social breeds and are good with pretty much everyone. They're one of the very few large breeds that do fine in small homes/apartments. They're easy to train, easy to live with, easy to care for.
Their only downside is their hair, but as long as you brush it regularly it fine, or you can even just go for a Smooth Collie, which is the same thing but with short hair.
Im gonna say it
N
You don't give up a dog because you're afraid it's going to hurt you, you give it up because it proved it has the capacity to hurt or kill someone else, children included.
Compare the brain to scent receptacles size between humans and dogs. You have no idea how a dog perceives reality. A dog's ghost probably goes directly into either dog or humans butts. Think about it. Dogs within dogs. No wonder you can't find a religious text that's doesn't malign dogs. Religion seems really jealous of how much more dogs probably spend sniffing excrement than religion spends revisiting last fowls. Honkhonk!
Me on the right
>You have to be a fucking faggot to make a pitbull aggressive
He's black.
pete, PLEASE
A lot of "tough guy" white retards do this too.
They say they get a dog for "protection" and act like it's a weapon.
it's safe, do
MY AD REVENUE
ah yes, I'm sure the years of breeding with the specific purpose to create killer dogs had no influence here
Their primary purpose was hunting rabbits iirc. So probably to stick their snout into burrows.
>my pittie is such a sweet cute baby and would never hurt a fly
>t. karen the pitmommy
>2 weeks later it rips a small dog, 4 babies and a duck for good measure to fucking shreds
>I DONT KNOW HOW THIS COULDVE HAPPENED I NEVER TRAINED IT WRONG
this was my dog but i died in this pic
Golden Retrivers as well as labradors are all fucking retarded when it comes to food. They are fucking vacuums and will devour absolutely literally everything they can find, it's ridiculous. I don't know what causes this but it's really true for the vast majority of those breeds.
lmao why is that dog so long and ugly
rip
To tell you that open borders are necessary.
>hyperactive workdog
>for a gamer
Pls no, that dog will be so bored out of it's mind. If you're someone who sits by the computer for ten hours a day you should be getting a snake or fish. Cats and dogs will be depressed in your care. Especially workdogs like border-collies.
>easy for small homes and apartments
While this is true, you need to have somewhere for them to stretch their legs. They are made to herd sheep in the pastures, aka run the fuck around.
Persona 5. 88 hours in now.
Yeah, but even small dogs need that. No one should have any kind of dog if they don't at least have a park nearby.
Victor?
>park
No-one should get a dog if they're a filthy cityfag without a huge yard.
Are ghosts even allowed here?
No, Vincente
Had set black ops 4 to download while I slept, still wasn't finished when I woke up.
How the fuck have call of duty games reached 100 GB in size? An arcade shooter has no business being anywhere near or over 20 GB in size.
R-really?
Its a borzoi (type of sighound) it allows a larger unubstracted area of vision allowing them to see and presue small prey.
No, its Vinicius, but i just like beign called Vincente
This is a really good doujin...
How would you know unless you looked it up. I had no idea.
>getting fucked by an ostricth
What the fuck is wrong with Japan, everytime they just suprise me with their degeneracy
>he
Shut up she’s very pretty
You need to be alive if you want to post on this site
Are these dogs actually okay or do they ever have breathing problems
there's still very clear racial groups, and the differences between temperate (or semi-arctic) and equatorial/tropical/desert peoples are as stark as those between dog many common breeds.
This. Humans have something no other creature on earth really has and thats true self awareness and awareness of the environment around us we have reason. Animals don't.
Pls gibs Le big woofer a big hug for me
I had a Chow/Rottie mix when I was little. She was well behaved, but also kept to herself most of the time.
She was around 12, I believe. So you have a while.
Unfortunately I was busy for the last year of her life, so I didn’t get to spend much time with her before she went. Make sure you cherish her.
aaaaaaa...
eggs
>thats true self awareness
Only a portion of people have this.
You say wtf, but that's very detailed info of those particular works.
Their sniffers work just fine, don't worry
KEK
my fucking sides senpai
>died as a baby
>never turned 18
underage b&
>Ghostposting
fucking spooks
My ex-gf left her puppy so I took it in. Love the little lady, but I feel guilty that I have to leave her to go to work as much as I do. How can I tell if she's unhappy? She gives me a hug whenever I come home and I've basically given up all of my vidya time to take her to play outside. She's a good girl who didn't deserve being left.
>all this ghosthate
/x/ is that way, ghosts are people too
Racial groups actually aren't "very clear" at all. If you don't believe me you can just ask any modern anthropologist. There's no way to actually split the human population into distinct groups without a ridiculous amount of uncertainty and overlap.
>and the differences between temperate (or semi-arctic) and equatorial/tropical/desert peoples are as stark as those between dog many common breeds
If the breeds are highly similar, sure.
The fact is, homo sapiens, as a species, have absolutely shit-tier genetic diversity.
You'd have to be literally retarded to think that. It's very easy to split humans into at least 4 groups. It's true a lot of genetic components exist on a continuum but saying there's a ridiculous amount of uncertainty/overlap is hyperbolic
>They have the same skin colour, that must be how they're divided!
The only retarded one here is you.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, creationist.
The irony of someone who believes in a globe of four neatly divided geological areas with four neatly divided racial groups. calling someone else a creationist, is hilarious.
>It's true a lot of genetic components exist on a continuum
>four neatly divided racial groups
Here's your (you) you illiterate fuck
what the fuck am I watching?
The toilet
Thanks for even further irony.
>all these people with inbred dog breed
>heartbroken when they die at the age of 12
>not buying a dog with 20 year minimum lifespan, high intelligence old farm breed for less money because they arent some designer breed