B-bros...?

B-bros...?

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They laugh at me because they sold more consoles, I laugh at them because they can't play Bloodborne.

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>Global sales surpassing a single country's sales
Is this the low bar Nintendo fanboys set for Nintendo?

Would you guys just give up? Japanese sales figures account for literally nothing. The Switch can't even touch PS4's US and Yurop figures

>h-hurr they don't matter
Says someone desperately trying to make it seem like the switch is winning anything

Who cares? Switch is a handheld.

He obviously means switch in japan vs ps4 in japan

>i laugh at them for not touching my feces

>japan
Who cares

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Bing bing wahoo!! Look pretty colors!! 1 Up 1 Up! Save the princess !

>Global sales
It would be really distressing if Switch only sold four million globally.

Retard look at the famitsu sales article on gematsu. Switch probably is be beating PS4+PS4 Pro. We will find out later this week the sales for golden week. But it’s almost guaranteed

b-but who cares about literally the whole world! this single country is more important because I'm winning there, who cares about places where I'm not winning! delete this

I like the Switch but I know exactly why this shit is selling in nipland. It was fucking made custom made for there little Asian hands. I'm sorry ninty lads but who the fuck invented these little side controllers? why are they so fucking small? you can't play fuck all on them, if you have, you know, normal man sized fucking hands. Please god tell me the pro controller fixes this shit. it's GENIUNELY, nip sized.

as a ps4 owner how is this supposed to affect me?

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>Switch probably is be beating PS4+PS4 Pro.
Jesus fucking christ, caveman

Based satania poster

in south east asia

>i only have one console so they only have one console
No, we are laughing at you because you are poor and also an ironic weeb

based

I don't know why need to keep having this thread. Switch has been pacmaning Japan virtually every week for media create. It's not a secret Switch is doing well over there. It's the only handheld on the market and Japan LOVES handhelds.

>a gacha mobile device is going to outsell a ps4, in the home of gacha

color me suprised kek

Autocorrect is a cruel mistress

Also the top selling console in USA since november

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i actually have a ps4 and a switch. would rather be called an ironic weeb then be considered a genuine one around a circle of outcasts

I just came into the thread to say ">m-muh global sales" but I see you guys have already done it.
God you're predictable.

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May I have some of that salt for my steak?

Wow user you must be psychic, who would imagine people would bring up sales numbers in a thread about that very topic.

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>I don't know why need to keep having this thread
>video was posted less than an hour ago

um no, he predicted it so that means everything you say is invalidated

I'm glad the Switch is enjoying success, hopefully my Switch bros enjoy their purchase and get lots of good games out of it.

you should only care if you own stocks in console developers.

If by good games you mean five year old ports you're right on the money.

>i actually have a ps4 and a switch
So you are just a dumb weeb desperate to get his shitpost in the fastest. Nice work

i thought i was an ironic weeb my guy. what happened

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SKIBITYBAPBUMBADAP

stop contradicting my strawman

console sales matter given it drives developers to support the platform, which in turn affect what you'll be playing on it and whether buying it was worth it or not and not end up trying to cope always replaying the same 2-3 games on it.

>these games aren't good anymore because they came out a few years ago!
Cope.

>obvious samefag the second the cooldown ends
heh

SKIBBITY BOP UM BADA *BOOM*

WHATS UP PAYPIGS ID LIKE TO TALK FOR A MINUTE ABOUT FLAGGING AND DMCA-ING PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE ME, ITS A GREAT IDEA. ALSO HERES A HEADLINE I TOOK OFF OF A GAME NEWS WEBSITE. THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND FOR OVER 10 MINUTES AND DONATING TO MY PATREON.

yikes

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Lmao, try a one year old "remaster"

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Cope with what? I played them all half a decade ago.

seething

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nice shop, here's how it really looks from my end

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SQUIBE DUH BAP BAP DUBAP BAP

Discount boogie2988

@461458129
>mashing refresh so hard he screen shots, crops, and posts in 42 seconds
Weeb (You)s are always the best (You)s :)

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because the nintendo advertisers on Yea Forums need to constantly remind everyone that the nintendo switch home console is the best home console you can buy right now, otherwise they wont get paid

At least he's on a diet.

>I already played them, that means everyone else did!
Cope, indeed.

Repeat After me: OH...

>i was just pretending to be retarded
everytime

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>All these sales to Japanese children
>Not a single dev gives enough fucks to make good games for the thing
>Instead, everyone just shovels shit ports into their mouth and the occasional Nintendo shovelware outclassed by an average indie title

Spongebobeatingshit.jpg

Go to his channel
HE IS FUCKING FAT AF LOL

This wouldn't have happened if PS4 had games.

>playing the same game since 2015

Isnt PSN alone making more than the entirety of Nintendo? This means fuck all when there are no other new consoles to choose from. The Switch is literally just basking in being the only hot new device because it can't compete with anyone.

but I thought console sales was all that mattered to sonybuddies? when did the narrative shift?

SEETHING

>pretending the Switch has games
lmao

RED BAD
BLUE GOOD

when Yea Forums isn't one person again

>Bloodborne

Also no exclusives and censored games :^)

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
you aren't allowed to post the truth here on Yea ForumsintendoGAF, follow the "nintendo good sony bad" narrative or you WILL regret it

461458804
>s-s-stop bullying!
Fucking lol give me more (You)s

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You do realize that the PS4 has sold more than the Switch by a large margin? How is he shifting the narrative when a secure lead is there?

>Playing the same re-release of the same game but under a different bing bing wahoo name since 1996

*explosion*

OH OH OH OH OH *slow claps*

Things this fat fuck does in general

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Japs love portable gaming

nintenkiddies have been playing the same game since 1985, what's your point?

>Isnt PSN alone making more than the entirety of Nintendo?
No. You are confusing revenue with profit

>Also no exclusives
??????????

This guy is just a lump of fat that detached from Boogie. 100% sure about this.

I can see why Switchlets idolize this guy.

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>but I thought console sales was all that mattered to sonybuddies
where did you get this from? sony has been shitting all over nintendo in global console sales for years but you'll rarely see threads about it here, unlike the switch which gets a daily "switch sells more in japan" thread

>hurr durr x sold more than y
Why do you faggots care anyway? It's not like you're gonna see any of that money. Stop sucking the cock of souless corporations and just pirate their software as a payback.

Pic unrelated. Just to remind everyone how much of a degenerate Egoraptor is.

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461459264
>less than a minute again
>avatar posting
take a three day break, virgin :)

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Nope. PSN hardly takes much to maintain.

I remember when he was cool.

He's now a centrist piece of fuck very much like Boogie.

What's bloodborne ? I hear it often on Yea Forums but it sold like 3 million and it's got a good but not exceptionnal metacritic.

nintendo is my friend
I'm happy to see my friend succeed
why does this make you so mad?

This looks like a scene straight out of a sony game.

The only acceptable personality on YouTube is Reviewbrah

Again
you are confusing revenue with profits. Please try to do better. Don't go full retard

Sony made more than Nintendo. Period.

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Did you know Sony has other expenses outside of PSN you fucking drone?

>Sony Computer Entertainment America = Sony as a whole
LMAO
BItch, Sonys insurance company makes more than Nintendo.

Sony is also a massive conglomerate with more debts than the whole value of nintendo. Woops. Try again, snoyim, this time with 100 IQ

this cope holy shit

You're supposed to be utterly fucking pissed and spam frog, bald guy, and gold face guy pictures for the rest of the topic. Also mention Bloodborne and Bing Bing Wahoo every few sentences.

No shit, they have their thumbs in everything.
Phones
Movies
TVs
Games
Music
Insurance and probably some other shit
Hell in that regard they're bigger than Apple and Microsoft but they don't make nearly as much.

Try again sweety, they have been posting profits for a while now.

Ps4 sales in japan suck tho

I don't even like Souls games.

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kek

How does that erase 80+ billion debt

Hint : very, VERY slowly.

No, but you seem a rare breed.

Are you new? Do you even know what avatar posting is?

No more weeb games on ps4

>80+ billion debt
lmao

>80+ billion debt
the absolute STATE of nintendie cope

Name one major release that the PS4 hasn't gotten that's not budget shovelware.

Dumb phone poster. You deserve that

Why the fuck would I want those, I'm not an incel

>PS4 hasn't gotten
BotW
Odyssey
Splatoon 2
Smash U
Kart 8

:^)

Let's wait for the guy to call all these ports

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I never played a single nintendo game in my life and I'm 25

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I love you Satania poster

All shit.

Look at all those Wii U ports that run better on PC.

You're not missing out on much

But I can play it on PC now?

Whats your point.
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>paying for the same game twice
That's gonna be a [CENSORED] from me dawg.

That makes a lot of sense considering Nintendo went to shit by the time you were 12.

Switchfags bought Wii U ports

FIFA and Europe are literally the only reason PS4 is as successful as it is

It unironically accounts for 50% of PS4 software sales and probably 50% of hardware too.

>Name games PS4 didn't get
>"these games"
>those are on PC

Lol?

Also, enjoy them bro. I love when more people can enjoy awesome nintendo games

>bought
Lol don't you know hacking exists? Also emulation? Snoys are the only faction still buying games

Why is Japanese support still lacking on Switch?

and snoyfags bought piss3 ports, what's your point?

>b-but ps4 wouldn't be successful if you removed the things that make it successful!
wooooooooooow
switch wouldn't be successful either if it didn't have bing bing wahoos and japan's obsession + america's nostalgia

at a constant 20fps!

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The difference is we all accept and know Nintendo sells cus Mario

Snoy faggots can't accept it only sells because of fucking soccer games

Yeah I feel like, I honestly don't understand the cult mentality around it. They seem to be making really streamlined and extremely accessible casual games for the widest audience possible. So why is there a cult mentality around it on the internet? In real life, the majority of sales is from literal kids and people who otherwise don't care about video games.
It's like forming a cult around some boring pop artist, makes no sense to me.

Better than 0fps

Then why isnt Fifa at 90 million sold?

You're all pathetic.

Snoynegroes trademark delusion.

I always find it weird when Switch owners talk performance when most Switch games run like shit AND have awful res scaling where everything becomes a blurry mess. This is AFTER downgrades.

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He has sex with that cow at least. Bet she feels better than an anime pillow.

>see jewtube
>this guy shills hard for ebin store

Still a higher framerate than the switch gets while playing last gen ports. Go try the switch port of saints row 3 and see if you can keep complaining about ps4 performance

Uhh you know FIFA is on switch right? People still buy it on ps4 because it's superior, nobody wants to stare at a bunch of 5 pixel wide soccer players running around on a 360p screen

But no one bought Wii U games so it's the first time they bought it.

The Wii U sold 15 million.

But user, most movies are filmed at 24 FPS, so they are not that far off from the standard.

Human eyes can't tell the difference beyond 20 fps anyway.

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Why do people shit on FIFA so much? The average Mario player is not any less casual than Fifa players.

If we're going by meme logic, ps3 had no games so all ps3 ports are actually completely new games

Or Animal Crossing, or Pokemon. Double standard I imagine.

Sounds like something a Fifafag would say to feel better about himself.

>Why do people shit on FIFA so much?
Because its a foreign sport for third world countries

Feel better about what? stop projecting the fact you hate yourself, its quite obvious mate

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>461454807

So, seething amerilards are the reason?

$60 a year for the same game is bad enough, but FIFA is highly flawed and not even good after all these years.

It's hypocritical to shit on Nintendo fans for playing the "same" game over and over again, and then proceed to completely ignore the fact that fifa is one of biggest selling games every year, especially on the PS4.

>if you aren't a fan of a culturally specific activity that means you are mad
Wew laddy

It is. It's at over 100 million

Not suprising. Japan isnt filled with Battle Royale/Sports game buying sheep. Heres your average PS4 user
youtu.be/ZM72oWxHauE

>enter japan thread
>B-BUT ABOUT THE REST OF THE WURL??
fucking cringey bastard

Did you just defend an EA game? Damn basednigger are fucking retarded...

FIFA is a party game for most people. You meant to play with your friends while drinking something and eating pizza.

Yes, very much so.

>Review tech usa

all his videos are shit.

What does this reply have to do with the guy you replied to? Also, completely false.

>The average Mario player is not any less casual than Fifa players.

That's where you're wrong. FIFA players are the lowest of the low. Worse even than mobileshit players. Because at least mobile gacha players happened to get into it because they already owned a smartphone.

FIFA shitters buy a PS4 specifically for FIFA, buy what is essentially the same $60 dollar game every fucking year, THEN spend 1000s of dollars on lootboxes.

the absolute state of having no argument

Probably people stalking up before the new HW revision kills off the security flaws that SX OS uses.

>Gonna
It was "gonna" surpass the PS4's 3 years ago. What happened to all that talk? Oh wait IT WAS FULL OF SHIT YOU DUMB SHIT

You have to be a special kind of delusional to think fifa is more casual than modern mario
I know this board is nintendogaf but holy shit

>Mods deleted this post but not the thread itself which is just bait for consolewarring
lmao

Mods delete console wars threads all the time, but only if they're anti-nintendo, since this is the nintendo board

Told ya. Rent free.

>but only if they're anti-nintendo
I've noticed this too.

Why are mario and FIFA even being compared? Mario releases once maybe twice every generation, FIFA is every year. Mario isn't even the best selling game on the Switch, FIFA has sold over 45 million copies on the PS4

Because that post was some weebshitter avatar posting

Oh shit

lol there were like 3 people using satania pictures. jannies are fucking retarded

>threads full of goldface vore shitposts are getting deleted
>mfw

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I can picture you cryin while clutching onto your soccer ball faggot, it's fuckin hilarious

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>buy what is essentially the same $60 dollar game every fucking year
because the roster is different every year you complete autismo