It's out

stay mad seethlord cuck basedfag
avgn's whiter, faster, stronger, and longer than you
almost as long as mike matei

>What's the time Mike?
>I have to go at 5pm.
>Uh huh...
>Hmm yeah...
>So we've been playing the game for, about half an hour now, and unfortunately we're going to have to end it here so I can take care of my kids.

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>James left Mike behind and got married with kids
>Mike still has to live knowing he made mineycrafto

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Good thing I invested in Pepsiman.

Honestly I believe James could be a cuck, but the bull would probably be Mike Matei and not some random black guy like most blacked.com watching Yea Forums users like to fantasize.

>he doesn't like building brown bricks with mine crap

I'm shocked people are still pushing that stupid meme.

Motherfucker Mike...

how many gay cg genies does this episode have?

How does he still consistently put out good content?

I’ve been watching him since I was 12 year old back in 2007 and his recent Video Games Magazines episode might be my favourite ever.

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Do Germans really drink that shit? Pepsi and orange soda?

This, a lot better then his last episode for sure. His Pepsi battle scene went on a little longer then it should have with how little payoff it was.

I think Seaman is the best one. Love when he reviews obscure consoles and games.

The Pepsi drinking dude made this video. God bless him.

I want his shirt.

Wait that was the real man? I assumed it was just an actor

Yes. Can't believe foreigners haven't tried it, let alone Americans of all people.

>dissing orange soda
Begone, heathen

Two world wars weren't enough.

>orange soda
it's called fanta

What did he mean by this?

What's the orange soda? Fanta? Sunkist?

I can't help but notice that movies really are James' top passion, and he's still frustrated he'll never be in the moviemaking profespsion.

American fanta is made from different ingredients than the European version. Probably why it tastes like shit.

Where were you when AVGN sold out?

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I can't even remember what started it.

I noticed this when he was talking about working on the AVGN movie while practically crying, ever since then I knew his heart and soul was no longer in this.

A scene from the AVGN movie where a black guy kissed his girlfriend and Nerd said, "Damn!".

>you will live to see the day mike snaps and takes all the screenwave fatsos down with him freeing james from this hell

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What's stopping him from becoming a director or something?

Oh right. A black actor kissed a female actor in a movie he was producing and the female actor has nothing to do with his family. Now I remember. The more you think about it the less it really makes sense.

Because if he fucks up, he has no money, meanwhile the autistic AVGNfags will pay his bills until the end of time.

Yea Forums was obessed with cuckoldry back then. Kinda like the tranny fad at the moment.

Yea Forums still supports cuckoldry now retard

>Actually plays games he's reviewing
James is great but let's nlt exaggerate

Any James & Mike's worth watching? Assuming they read the manual to the shit they're playing so half the video isn't them complaining about X occuring that is clearly defined in it.

>Any James & Mike's worth watching?
youtube.com/watch?v=fezuYstS0Q8

>Assuming they read the manual to the shit they're playing so half the video isn't them complaining about X occuring that is clearly defined in it
No you're thinking of Game Grumps.

What a fucking KINO episode. He's still got it, lads.

They're not exactly good at games but they're not absolute retards.
James can't play anything modern for shit though. Watch him play RE2 remake. It's embarrassing

youtu.be/-IV8hCvsXy0

He wrote it in the script, handed out scripts to the actors with that scene in it, shot it, approved it and edited the movie with his full consent of keeping the scene.
Everyone has different fetishes, to each his own. Well whatever makes him happy I guess.

ACGN movie was his attempt to get into professional filmmaking.

There you go.

>AVGN
Fuck, allergies are making me type retarded.

I really love AVGN.

But his videos on cinema in general are so fucking Kino. All of his love for film just oozes out of each video. If he ever quit AVGN I'd be ok with it.

>Yea Forums was obessed with cuckoldry back then
It still is. Once we move out of this right wing phase we'll stop though.

Director isn’t a job that someone can have in private.
He knows that if he implies he’s doing less AVGN then people will be sad so he continues the show until he is too old to do it.

Wish we could just remove /pol/ so they would stop seeping into the other boards

You have to watch james and mike play jaguar
you HAVE to

The ending of that episode had me in tears

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What can i say, he wasn't born with the right nose to be in the movie industry.

Yeah, but nobody watches those.

The Jaguar CD one the other user linked a bit ago, or was there another one?

WHERE DID IT GO JAMES
WHERE DID IT GO

The Atari ones are good. Mike is really good at that Kaboom game

He was unironically just subverting expectations for a joke. He talks about shit a lot, I doubt he has a scat fetish

Then maybe you should just stop trying to push the fucking subject all the time.

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I can't stand the rest of the Cinemassacre people, makes it hard to watch anything that's not just him

Screenwave shill pls

What was the source of the prerendered backgrounds in this part?

It was his wife's influence

>Isn't married to a sea cow
I'm not sure being married to a snake is much of an upgrade

literally HOLLYWOOD KOJIMA but without the solid snake bux to live a life tweeting about movie sessions and taking credit from hard working subordinates

Mother fucker mike

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lmao my ass, he hasn't been good in years fuck off.

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies-ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce a very special guest today, Mrs. April Rolfe!

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AVGN still makes videos? I thought he died along with ScrewAttack and Gametrailers.

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>it's not a meme

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But what is it actually? An optical illusion? Loose skin from being fat at some point in life?

He did. Ryan dug up his corpse, and the fat boys have been animating him Weekend at Bernie's style for like 6 years. The formaldehyde bills alone must be outrageous.

there mot talking about fanta, retards

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so does Fred really fuch?

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>Mezzo mix
dios mio...

Yeah, was really him. Says so in the description.

based and nerdpilled

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It sucked ass. AVGN truly hasnt been good after the screwattack deal ended.

Literally all AVGN videos are like now. Watch video, "oh, look who he got in this one. huh", video ends, forget it ever existed.

give it a couple more years... or 4, depending on how badly dems fuck up.

Cope

>at soda machine
>pay for orange soda
>get lemon-lime

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It's a sleeve of Copenhagen. Mike's a tobacco chewer. That makes sense, thanks user.

James for the love of God wear your hat. You're getting balder by the minute

...

>Wow, if this situation was happening in real life it would be terrible!
The entire episode in a nutshell.

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still a citrus

Resident Evil 2

I always wanted Pepsi PlayStation kiosk and Pepsiman but they're ridiculously expensive these days

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Irate Gamer > AVGN

no fucking way

that looks like something you could build yourself

t.Yea Forumsshitter

The way Irate Gamer says "What a cowabunga pieceofshit" real fast and cocks his head in that one video will never stop being funny. It's so embarrassing, I love it.

This. Literally all his non-Mike friends are fat, hairy, unwashed slobs with nothing interesting to say, hearing James' insight isn't worth dealing with them. I love when he just riffs on a topic like the Godzilla marathon several years ago, there's not many people that can just talk like that and retain my interest but his love of old films and TV is something else.

It's not like they buy two brands and just put them together. It's their own recipe of a cola drink with orange juice, but it's like drinking any other soda and tastes not bad

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Uh, yeah ya THUINK?
*slams door*

I think that's the whole problem with him now. James doesn't even play vidya anymore, so how can he possibly get passionate over a new game? His army of diabetics tell him "pepsiman was a meme 5 years ago" and then he makes a video. Where's the passion.

Fanta has an orange vanilla flavor and it's the fucking shit, tastes like a liquid creamsicle. Can only ever get it out of the fancy Coke machines though.

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THIS EPISODE IS KINO BOYS
BACK TO CLASSIC

I hear next we're getting a Macaulay Culkin, Lloyd Kaufman, Mike Butters, Keith Apicary, Nostalgia Critic crossover episode about Minecraft.

Oh look, a free Ipad

Pepsi TV Game Guy put in an unironically great acting performance in this ep, seeing someone actually pull something out of one of Mike's shitty scripts was pretty damn kino.

>everyone time she says her fucking catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii" I wanna Nico Nico Knee her in the ovaries

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>drinking carbonated sugar
say goodbye to your teeth, faggots

Best episode in a decade
Legit funny

Toxic Avengers is the best episode
change my mind

Maybe a contender for best all time. He's like a fine wine, he just gets better with age. How's he do it?

>at soda machine
>pay for pineapple
>get orange juice that looks like lemon juice and tastes like apple juice

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Snakes are hot, fuck you faggot

How about you tell us why it's funny you passive aggressive zoomer fuck?

I think the fat guys from rental review must have helped write this or something. its just hitting on all cylinders. the editing is so good too. pepsi man is great also.

Whatever they're doing, I say keep it up. I like that he's toned the "anger" down considerably. I always thought that the anger was the weakest element of these reviews. It's refreshing.

2 Screenwave shekels have been deposited into your account

I didn't even finish the episode. What the fuck was he thinking? it's always some gimmick now with shit actors instead of just reviewing the game, getting mad at it, and throwing in some jokes. It's less about the vidya and more about these skits now and it's boring as fuck.

Kill yourself zoomer.
I know you can't understand whats going on in this thread since its not about Ninja or pewdiepie, but fuck off

HE TURNED MY DOG INTO PEPSI

Nice bait

>dude skits
>dude bad acting
>dude hardly any video game discussion

New AVGN isn't good.

Are there prolonged sections of him going all "nooo" and feigning despair?

What bait? he's been on a steady decline for a while and this latest episode only shows that it's never going to get any better. Watched some of his older stuff last night and it's so much better that it just depresses me. Ryan and his fat crew fucking ruined the nerd.

You're thinking of Revenge of the Sith. It's a common mistake.

don't mind them, it's the Screenwave Fatty Fascist have arrived to police this thread

Always hate the story ones he does.
He was doing pretty well lately with informative ones where he gives a real opinion like the Earthbound one too.

DESU James sucks now because it's obvious he never really cared about video games only nostalgia for the 1980s.

yeha man, its screenwave media!
totally not people who arent retarded and know james has been making episodes like this since 2008

Earthbound sucked because it was a literal let's play but I do agree he's best when he let's the games be the main attraction. I mean, he's a nice guy and he's even sometimes funny but he's a presenter not a star.

Somebody photoshop a bad dragon in place of the mentos

I've only been watching since his Earthbound review, but you could say I'm a pretty big fan, and the man justs keeps getting better.

I think Earthbound was easily one of his best episodes, not just lately but overall. No idea how he managed to pull that off after being so relatively lackluster.

He NEEDS to review the new Intellivision when it comes out.

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i think we can all agree this was better than the latest jontron.

we need to figure out who that smoklin jew is

not bad I actually laughed a bit
Also Coke >>>>>>>>>>>> Pepsi > any other cola
you just can't compete with the classics

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Nah he is alright

it's fake

What the FUCK is going on with Jontron? I'm not even sure what his latest was about, cooking clams or some shit?

I didn't even watch that new Jontron. The same problems that I have with AVGN are the same I have with JT, too many god damned people involved in these videos now. All I want is James or Jon, on a couch, talking about a game and showing gameplay. These dudes all think that if they aren't making mini movies on sets then they're doing it wrong. I don't know how they got so far away from what I loved about them to begin with.

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>james has been making episodes like this since 2008
It's never been this bad though. Even older vids that fucked around like The Batman games had a heavy focus on said games and covered a large amount of them, now it's 20% games and 80% skits. Ryan fucking massacred Cinemassacre.

This user gets it.

I think you need to watch this episode and not just hate on it.
its 70% gameplay, 30% great fun

Well done, mi muchacho

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We know, it's just trolling. No one's in here really defending nu-AVGN. We have these threads all the time.

>too many people
>latest jontron episode

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....alright then buddy, i love jontron too but that episode being bad is solely his own fault.

you have that, you have that awkward "4 guys talk about random stuff" thing, i have no idea, he was doing pretty okay until then.

Half the work has to be done by the game in most cases, and Pepsiman is a pretty boring game that didn't really do much for the episode to begin with.
Compare with Plumbers Don't Wear Ties which fucking wrote the whole episode itself.

No. I legit love this episode and so do many others that arent being influenced by the likes of Yea Forums.

You're trying so hard to make people hate it, I think YOU'RE the shill here. Shouldnt you be watching ghostbusters 3 right now?

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The gameplay is the smallest part of the video and he barely emotes to it, using the pepsi gimp to do pepsi jokes through the thing instead, the rest of the video is dedicated to said gimp and then the last part is this whole load of bullshit that has nothing to do with the game. It's utter shit.

>No. I legit love this episode and so do many others that arent being influenced by the likes of Yea Forums
Why do I get the feeling you're under 20?

this exact post i'm replying too? i don't see an advertisement, just a blank post with a png

hol up
did they actually get the fucking guy from the pepsiman cutscenes?

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a new avgn vid! cool, its like i'm really in 2008 again

We can never go back

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wait, but this game is actually good, what the fuck, James

Yup

>hang out at a friend's house
>only has mountain dew

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This thread is brigaded by literal redditors at /r/cinemassacretruth

It was pretty good. But at the same time, it feels a little pathetic every time he's late to the party. Like with Polybius and Berenstain Bears and now Pepsi Man.

Seriously, he's the best actor that they've ever had in any AVGN video. I looked him up and I'm not surprised he's actually a professional actor and has been in some big movies like a few of the Saw movies.

this the AVGN thread?
i made this earlier
youtu.be/gUEfEZVPC6c
hope you like it pls no bulli

Here's your soda, bro.

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>natural and artificial citrus punch flavor
am I missing something

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Melvin Melvin brother of the joker

I didn't watch the new Jontron, I said that. But I highly doubt he stopped renting that sound stage to film his episodes, and employing a small company to do everything from lighting to editing. I want Jacques, Jon, a game, and a couch.

I understand you had to speed up the vocals, but it just doesn't sound good at such a high pitch.
youtube.com/watch?v=0fU75z-L32g

>2017
>12

Jesus fuck I was in my mid 20s then.

well if you were criticizing the past few episodes, sure you'd be in the right, but this was not one of those episodes, it was just jon, with a camera, running around a city, and it wasn't very funny.

shit episode

And Sonic '06... we could go on

Oh wow... I didn't know that. It sounds terrible.

The best part was at the end about the pictures in the house

And here is his desperate attempt to rip off the Ricky Gervais show.
youtube.com/watch?v=00ijHcQJPKs

It wasn't even his girlfriend it was a token girl

>doesn't get involved in petty bullshit drama

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Hes gonna take you back to the past..

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Jontron's Happy Hour

Starring Jon Jafari, Literally Who, Literally Who, and Literally Who.

as i said before, surely this one AVGN episode has been better then the last jontron, hell i'll even throw in the happy hour so its a two for one special of suckage in compairison.

>pepsi gimp
hot

Mike wrote all the episodes pre 100. Not this episode

The man just has a huge dick.

dude fat genie lmao

I like the story sections of these reviews, but the review’s itself are becoming repetitive.

He says too often
>I wish I had more to say
>What more is there to say

Come on dude. Where is the passion. The jokes are also just a formulated analyzation of taking everything in the game very literally. I know it must be hard coming up with stuff to say after so many eps, but the passion just isn’t there anymore

>drinking soda

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Good thing emulators exist

Yeah that definitely seemed like it was that fat unfunny fuck Kieran's idea.

I hate how these talentless obese losers are latching on to James and forcing their dumb bullshit in to his videos like they are even in the same caliber of talent that James is. He fucking worked o make Cinemassacre, it's his baby, and these stupid fucks just come and shit on it with no shame.

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Oh i forgot, nu-Yea Forums loves to pretend they drink only water.

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I swear he's high playing some of the stuff on J&M mondays, that or brain damage or something. Mike is probably blitzed 24/7

It was never about the jokes, it was the soul he put into the stuff. That's largely gone now.

I only drink tea and yerba mate

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Irate Gamer is the Creepy Steve of angry reviewers

So who are all those fat people in those other random ass videos he has?

Screenwave media. They own Cinemassacre and a few of other video game channels/sites.

>not stories about on-set troubles have ever come out

I remember one about some extras ignoring him.

Wtf... wow. That seems awful. I love the Ricky Gervais show and all the XFM shows they did in London with Karl though

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Kind of depressing that some no name company funded by some obese guy's rich dad comes along and buys James' soul along with all the hard work he put into Cinemassacre to insert a bunch of fat guys and bad CG into it all. I wonder how much James got paid anyways.

this reply was meant for

>Actually used his fans' money to make the thing he said he was going to make
I'd say this is fairly underrated. A content creator may make an objectively shit product but if it's what his fans want and what they were paying for, he's ok in my book. Too bad it isn't frequent.

>Found out about this a few weeks ago

F

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I'd hate to say it but the Cinemassacre Truth rebbit goes into pretty good detail what a slimy fuck Ryan is and how he buys up all these media outlets

>another stupid short film tangent

Don't care. Closed tab.

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Culkin and Kaufman episodes were pure kino. This one was pretty good too.

rip

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>Culkin and Kaufman episodes were pure kino.
The only reason they aren't the worst AVGN episodes of all time is because of the Sonic 06 duology

>Kaufman

That was easily the worst episode of all. The fact that James kept cracking up made it even worse.

>no name company
you mean the company ryan (A friend of james and mike since college, and the guy who always did tech setup for both of them) started, to save james from the ACTUALLY scummy backbreaking pace of episodes that gametrailers and screwattack demanded of him?

>They don't like Lloyd Kaufman

Will James ever get Bruce Campbell on to record some Evil Dead videos?

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He likes what he does obviously, even if he seems a little more subdued. I still find him funny and entertaining. I'm surprised Pepsiman wasn't featured in America, it sounds like something that could be a lovable novelty.

I know Lloyd meant a lot to James, the Troma company influenced his cinematography for certain, just in this day and age Lloyd’s edge seems outdated in a lame way

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I like Troma movies.
B horror movies and independent movies in general still have a certain charm that can still be appreciated. I understand if the Kaufman episode didn't mean anything to you but I found it pretty fun and interesting, liked it a lot and I also liked how giddy James was to be next to such a legend.

are you the butterball biker who always wears the leather jacket? there was amazing chemistry with cinemassacre back in the days of bootsy. now not at all. we just want bootsy back.

I think his newer stuff isn't as good (although its also probably that im older now too) but I do agree that his newer vids are still fairly good. considering he started in like, 04ish before youtube, its crazy to think that he's still putting out content thats good.

I could never get into him. The guy's face genuinely creeps me out, he looks like a serial killer.

Assuming he hasn't uploaded anything since the cooking video, yeah AVGN was miles better. Jontron's just weird sponsored shit mixed in with some videos that don't make sense now.
>game videos to movie videos to commercial videos to what the fuck are you even doing videos

Downward spiral

this shit was so fucking awful I couldn't even finish the whole thing, a first for me watching Jontron
and why the fuck is it even animated if for most of it they're just sitting and talking, they don't even do anything clever or funny with it

what character is this

You can buy that shirt online for $25

Pretty much. At most the workplace safety video was better than any of his other ones this year, but that's not saying a whole lot.
You can really see his rising arc and falling arc if you watch the full playlist of his videos that includes the delisted/deleted ones.

Why can't they just come up with funny ways of saying "fuck" anymore? Or at least make the AVGN be ANGRY.

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This is why.
youtube.com/watch?v=mj6AG4C9ODg

No, I just hate when people spew misinformation. Blame james for losing passion after he made his movie that everyone hated. Blame mike for giving up on the brand to pursue streaming and abusing cinemassacre to jumpstart his career there (if you weren't aware mike was basically the only one keeping james on track and making content after he escape cinemassacre). Blame bootsy for not creating content in line with the schedule the laid out (bootsy beats took nearly a fucking year to come out, for game footage a VO and like 8 minutes of shoot that they'd said they did in one day, makes sense given bootsy was wearing the same clothes in all the episodes)

They let the company fall. I'm not saying ryan is a saviour, but he's not some asshole that ruined everything, james burned himself out. Mike stopped caring because everyone gave him so much shit he stopped making content for the channel, so ryan stepped in to try and force more content to come out, by giving james a team of editors and writers, and a fucking soundstage, in case you've missed it.
James seems to function best when he's under some sort of deadline. When he doesn't have one, we get one or two really shitty, made in 10 hour episodes like hong kong 97.

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>hong kong 97
>really shitty episode
t. fucking ugly red

This soulless fuck

>hong kong 97
>shitty

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Ah yes overabundance of screaming and skits as opposed to talking about the game. You're the fabled zoomer i've heard so much about.

He said everything there is to say about the game and you know it

>hong kong 97
>overabundance of screaming and skits as opposed to talking about the game.

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But Hong Kong 94 was pretty good. He did talk about the game and I didn't see any movie skit in that game.

Did you actually watch that episode?

I see.
Gervais actually has a modicum of talent in that kind of stuff though, and it seems as though he works decently with his cohorts. Can't say the same for Jon, or at least his irritating friends.

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>tfw Ryan was behind the scenes in this shit as far back as 2009

Look at the old video where James is his showing off his basement servers

james didnt mention poop at all this episode or have a spastic rant. I'm rating it a 0/10.

Lloyd works best in small doses. Watching him for an entire episode is tiring

t. own the entirety of The Toxic Avenger series, Killer Condom, and Tromeo and Juliet on DVD

Germanistan is mostly black now so yes.

While I haven't watched any of his movie, I did think he was a bit overbearing.

>not drinking root beer

GUISE I know I can bring something to the table, let me in on the videos. I swear I won't secrete any slime this time.

YOU ALL FELL FOR MODERN ADVERTISING

LOW IQ GAMERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF Yea Forums!!!!!!!

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This episode was amazing, the best he did since RE Survivor.

It's forced perspective. According that picture his cock is 10" long and 3" wide.

>since RE survivor
fuck off.

This is in his top 10 avgn episodes.
No poop jokes
No fake rants
Writing is actually comedic in that its actually funny.
Editing is good.
He regressed a bit at the end with the fake running through green screen, but that was the only flaw.

>top 10 avgn episodes
>anything past 2012

low iq cuck desu

Sorry this episode didnt fill your needs Xxpooplover78Xx

literal child

die

Go brap post on Yea Forums

>This episode was amazing
no

t. Nostalgia Critic

I didn't hate it, but it's not his best work, or even his "good" work.
You can tell the spark just isn't there anymore.
Not just because he's more subdued (subdued Nerd can work pretty well in tandem with angry Nerd), but he seems actually tired and is phoning it in.
He really should just retire at this point.
Put the Nerd to rest. He's had a good run.

Why don't places have 1 dollar soda cans?
I prefer not having to give an extra 75 cents for a bottle.

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I tried it at Disney World in Epcot like 15 years ago and fell in love. I’d buy imported cans or just mix coke and Fanta, but they sell it in the states now. It’s honestly worth a try.

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>Why don't places have 1 dollar soda cans?
Yikes

I used to pay 25 cents back in my day!

Deets?

Have you never been to a gas station before? They usually sell soda in a 16 oz can for 99 cents.

youtube.com/watch?v=uT8D1jFKFJg

lel

>112 subs
>450 views
i wonder whos behind this post

>the Sonic 06 duology
The first half of that was pretty good except for a couple bits in the script where James sounded even more out-of-touch than usual. The second half was bad though, it had weird pacing and felt rushed.

???

poorly done mockery if I do say so myself my good sir

There was a kickstarter for a Cheetahman remake, which James did a promotional video for. The kickstarter was successful and the owner took the money and ran.

who cares? do you want a copy of fucking pepsi man? Playing back ups has never been easier so I don't really see the problem.

>Pepsiman TV Guy is far and away the best actor he's ever had on the show
What a fucking twist, dude

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Based Rolfe.

I like how even though he brags about having a 10 inch dick or whatever, he's so emotionally unfulfilled and hollow. Nothing he's ever made has ever been good, and he's been sucking off James' teet for all of his adult life.

Excuse me? Nothing he's done is good? His racist cartoons were pretty based.

Whatever happened to the video?
I was never able to find it again.

I hear it in James’s voice every fucking time

Pshhhhhh

funny how you never complain when it's a giant bomb thread

dump dot video/i/O1DAF7.mp4

everyone should watch this, hilarious shit with kieran being drunk

Too much "What James interacts with becomes Pepsi, Pepsi man poses while it says PEPSIMAAAAN" If he cut that down by like 50% it would really help the episode.

However, it was pretty great aside from that. I am really happy that AVGN has gotten so much better from the dark times during the production of the AVGN movie where all the episodes were terrible.

>still watching this goddamn unfunny moron
>watching any goddamn stupid videogame pseudo-celebrity
Why are you continuing to encourage the "careers" of these morons by giving them views?

youtube.com/watch?v=FWrHfY-xJxU

based and 2008 pilled

Not trying to be a loser who cares about people drinking or whatever, but based off of anecdotal shit I feel like Jon is way too into the lifestyle of "drink a pint and chat with the lads" going off of what I've heard about him, that one sleepycabin story. I dunno, people who are that into being drunk are really annoying to me somehow. Like they wanna fucking LARP as an irish pub with their dumbass paperboy hats.

/vr/ genuinely hates james because of avgn and what he does to retro games

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mmhmm.... yeah.... mmm... yep

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>I believe James could be a cuck
he probably doesn't even KNOW what cuck means....I mean look at this shit.

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it's confirmed james has only 9 hours per month to shoot jmm rental reviews and avgn

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Fat james in 6 months

not all orange soda is fanta, retard

I forget the name but no they aren't. I'm not even doing that "it hurts someone's feelings" BS. They're just not very coherent as jokes and his art is kinda shit too. Everything about Matei's humor is fucking awkward.

JUST
>back then
avgn cuck meme is literally what started the cuck meme going mainstream lmao

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avgn is basically a nostalgia personalities show at this point.
hopefully they are aware of this, otherwise it will keep getting worse.
shrek episode when.

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CAUCASIAN SAUSAGE FEST

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Imagine unironically dating Mike Matei

That's not the Texas Chainsaw Hillbilly.

somebody has to take care of the kids man...
>but they're not absolute retards.
you want to rethink that
youtube.com/watch?v=pqcRNm4koRs

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he really does look like a special ed kid

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What went wrong?

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>Is Pepsi okay?
>Yeah I don't know what the fuck that is. Bring me a coke
What a chad holy shit

maybe your hand slipped and you pressed the wrong button, user

>they be motherfuckers
dude should have been in more episodes

>are so fucking Kino
youtu.be/igDGkpTHuhk?t=720

The pepsiman commercial dude was probably the best actor he's had on the show. That's kind of sad.

When will anti-/pol/ fucktards learn they don't belong here? Its even an easy way to detect redditards, Since James is responsible for the cuck meme to begin with.

I DON'T KNOW KYLE

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What about Lloyd Kaufman?

april is jewish

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Mccaulay is world known, but not a good actor

there's a thread on Yea Forums where they do this for an entire thread. which i had that saved

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stop shitting on jontron (james and mike dear white friend)

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Kaufman is not an actor. He does pretty much everything else than can be done in a film though.

10 inch penis aside he seems insufferable and really boring to be around

>tfw you will never split open Erin's pasty white thighs

Some girls are just size queens

HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

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>hey erin, which three of these topics shall we talk about today? Elvis, Atari, or Virginic sex innuendos?

>erin: in YOUR endo, hahaha

james new friends

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you know this could just be fake or someone else's. No proof it's mike at all

He died? What happened?

because avgn is made by the fatsos and not james. james is just an actor

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It was funny for me because I live in MA and recognized a bunch of places he went to.

Are you retarded?
He posted it on the cinemassacre twitter account.
Soon after mike went into a deep alchoholic mood for months.

he never once denied that dick pic was his either

He always mentions poop. At 1:00 he digs up "Yo Noid" from a litterbox filled with fake poop.

thats not something james would say, he was smart enough to keep rape shit and any sexual stuff out of the comedy.

WHERE
ARE
THE
PROOFS

JUST

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Definitely his. He was just drunk.

>it's confirmed
show me where nigger

anyone with money can get anything they fucking want. Im not impressed ryan, i bet you dont even know trini never used that costume.

No, pendejo, era así:

Quico quería de piña, pero no había de piña, y el agua era de limón que sabía a jamaica y parecía de tamarindo.

Mikes face when James says he doesn’t have time to film because his wife needs him home to rock the babies. And after he searched for games James might like to play.

>drinking the shit you use to unclog your toilet
yikes

He wrote the early avgn videos..

the guy on the left leaning into the shot always pissed me off

Mike Matei stream

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>tfw James has only slept with one girl and Mike has spent the last decade getting head from fan girls at cons

What's the average BMI there?

who is this supposed to be, I only watch the videos with James in them, none of the other ones

Is avgn islamic terrorist?

subtract Mikes and it averages out slightly

Not really, it's still way better than America.

Why did he dump the blonde for this tranny?

james new friend kieran sperging out on Yea Forums

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ryan told him to pick erin because she's more normal.

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erins way cuter

>you will never be this level of paranoid /pol/ autist
feels good man

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THE COWS GET MILKED BY THE MONKEYS
youtube.com/watch?v=ByLslPnKYWI

ah so I guess the accusations of people shilling from there aren't unfounded then
Dude doesn't seem like a bad guy from the image but any of the videos with those guys are just unwatchable
Not Ryan-tier unwatchable, but still fucking horrible. The dude in the middle I recognize though. He looks like a freaky obese baby in life.

He wanted a girl who's actually pretty hot

based election tourist

so she has the same opinions as every other basic white bitch. Question is if James is taking her input seriously, because the most diversity I've seen besides a black dude in his movie, is a fat italian afraid of stuff getting in his eyes.

Hi erin!

wow Bootsys friends are literal retards heh. I feel bad he's only 5'4"

>poor little thin boy

they browse both Yea Forums and reddit

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the fuck is this
this looks like a screencap from someone on /g/ asking for advice, google chrome and all
also the guy on the right looks like he's about to die for some reason

>Projecting

>He actually got the guy
Well I'll be damned.

/vr/ hates everyone on yt who isn't Saint or World of Longplays

So what happened to Bootsy

>Bought a Pepsi at the vending machine during work today
>Come home and Pepsiman AVGN video warning the dangers of eldritch beings abusing their Pepsi powers for complete and utter evil
Also holy shit he got the fucking fat dude from the game, I'm surprised he's even alive.

I fucking hate Tony. Replace him and limit Justin's involvement and the Rental Reviews would be better for it. It's easy to see how much James enjoys it, when he's not just nodding vacantly at one of the others' rambling.

nothing wrong with this

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bootsy said on reddit that he wasn't getting paid by dvds and sperged out
that's it.

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you're in trouble brah

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yeah that's the guy I thought looks like a freaky obese baby
his hair makes him look like the pink bitch from harry potter, I can't remember her name

*for dvds

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KNIFE
IN
THE
EYE

>browse avgn threads
>doesn't know who justy is
sad!

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I don't usually browse them much any more. I used to have AVGN on my filter list to automatically bring it to the top of the catalog but stopped because it's not worth bothering for any thread not discussing a new episode.

>hand holding nothing

I sometimes wonder if it's intentional, everything he made reviews of in the early years was stuff that at the time was basically as dated as the things he reviews now

The best value will always be the 12/20 packs of cans at the reduced price stores.

BED TIME CHILDREN GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. I WILL TUCK YOU IN PERSONALLY.

europoor here
fanta tastes like shit

>PEPSI FOR FUNERALS

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That isn't Jame's fault that the other guy was a scammer. It's not like James shared in the money or something. Though I don't know if he ever apologized, he might have just felt bad and never wanted to talk about it again.

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If it weren't for the flags in the background I'd think that was supposed to be Oogie Boogie

Fuck off David.

I hate justing and ryan, but tony and kieran are alright
If they unJUSTed themselves they would be pretty handsome, especially kieran
Just do it man, you are still young.

I knew he was a democrat

Based and redpilled!

Pepsiman's power really works. I sat down with 2 burritos and a sprite to watch the video, then had to get back up to change to a pepsi instead.

Compare James' wholesome presence to the drama surrounding other e-celebs, like that of ProJared just tonight. Shit, compare James' lack of bullshit to his own compadrés. like Mike's comics and dick pics, or Douge's absolute shitfire with Channel Awesome. James Rolfe is truly based for all time.

How you can stand Tony is beyond me. He's obnoxious without Justin's sense of self-awareness, and is generally a bitch.

>like that of ProJared just tonight
what happened? did projared videos of him getting fucked in the ass by some big buck nigger while dressed up as a sailor moon leaked?

>ytmnd
based, but also fuck i'm so old

haha no, he cheated on his wife (including having a snapchat for getting nudes with his fans, fucking dork) and his wife both outed and btfo'd the chick he was fucking behind her back

>cheating with holly
>holly
lmao gay grumps is such a fucking shitshow...I hope arin publicly apologizes for forcing james to react to one of his shitty videos.

Mikes comics were a joke in the time before sjws. That doesn’t bother me much. And he has a big dick so meh. He also wrote the early avgn episodes which were the classsic ones. I just don’t like when he goes spastic on the let’s plays with James. I go to his streams here and there and if I’m going to be real, he is a nice guy that interacts with fans. James is “too busy” to do that.

It's amusing how he does have almost zero drama, even despite the stuff his friends do.
I like it though, it means that he can just keep making videos and goofing around instead of standing on a soapbox screeching every day like a twitterfaggot.

My uncle only drinks orange soda.
He's an asshole, so I hate it by association.

>James is “too busy” to do that.
Probably just too awkward. He does seem like a legit sperg, but the chill, quiet kind of sperg

Not him but I don't mind Mike's writing, he's just kind of irritating when not acting (in videos, haven't met him in real life). I kind of dislike how he slaps mikematei on every video that he isn't in as well. Still, annoying enough to make his solo videos or streams unwatchable shit but not annoying enough to make ones with James and him unwatchable shit, like the screenfatties do.

kek

Couldn't sit through this one.

Come on. This is aight. I kek'ed a couple times. If this was you, video creators, good job.

Not him, but I guarantee you're a faggot redditor who came here post-2011.

fucking waterfags go sing your christmas carols elsewhere

Why are some of the jokes ripped almost completely from The Completionists video from like 3 years ago?

Anyone got the link to AVGN's dick pic? I need a laugh.

/pol/ are the epitome of faggotry but believe me, if they didn't have a central hub to keep most of their attention the site would be much worse. moot should've killed /pol/ years ago when he was in charge and when he still had the chance, but it has since metastasized and now every Yea Forums thread has some inane culture war bickering

I knew it was him when I heard his voice on the phone

where or how did you find this and is there more?

reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/bm913g/silvermania_ama/
some guy that knows justy leaked it
I imagine kieran is thinking he's lucky because now everyone focues on projared lmao

/pol/ is a containment board fucking retard

Who loves orange soda?

He literally used to make anal rape jokes

he was literally at the coca cola company

There's only so much you can say about shitty games without always talking about the same flaws and issues over and over, especially after hundreds of episodes
Especially with games as empty and boring as HK 97 or Pepsiman

Yeah, it should be holding a Pepsi™

go watch the odyssey episode again user

thanks

Out like Projared's dick pics

projared is amateur night

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didn't the game come out?I mean, it was asking for 300,000 for a rom slapped onto a cartridge that was already OUT, and it was 100% scammey, but afaik the game was shipped and released as promised.

Tfw The big deal used to be that Mike has a huge dick and made some shitty comics.

ProJared has a small dickand fucks a cross eyed beast

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James dick is small/average.
Mikes dick is legitimately enormous

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>Kyle stole James's hair
Deepest lore.

So wait did projared fuck holly? The girl that animator guy on gamegrumps used to date and left because her birds were more important than their relationship?

you right

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Cola is still more popular here,but is orange soda(fanta) such an euro thing? didn't know that. and yes we put mayo on our fries too.

Canadian here. Fanta is around here, but Orange Crush which I THINK is a coca cola product is the way more popular orange soda.

around here it goes crush>fanta>c-plus

James always seems so bored doing the Mondays videos.

*I* love orange soda.

Is it true?

its his job. he only does them because he gets paid. they film several videos in a day because although his wife is self proclaimed stay at home mom, somehow james doesnt have time to do anything because of his kids

what the fuck is this dog dick doing on a man

So this e-celeb is allowed, but some other e-celeb doing shit is banned? I hate america.

James rolfe is a CELEB

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He has a family now and is well past the age of going out and making a name ofr himself. He's already stabilized his name as one of the original e-celebs and heavily influenced the direction of content creation on the web.

And if you don't have a studio with a team of producers backing you, making a film is incredibly difficult. He was definitely drained by the time he finished the AVGN movie, and he knew even then that the movie wouldn't be able to live up to the hype. At least he sticks it out and finishes what he sets out to do, and he retains a good relationship with his loyal fanbase.

I think he's done plenty overall, and trying to be a director isn't something he needs to do. He has a family, has a large following, made a big contribution in internet content creation, and gets paid to do what he likes, which is write, film, and edit his own personal show with the help of friends. What more could a guy want?

>somewhere out there in the world theres people who genuinely prefer drinking Pepsi over Coca Cola
I dont even. Pepsi tastes like fucking medicine.

I like to switch up.
if I drink coke for months, then switch to pepsi, it taste like nectar of the gods.

Well, that is how memory and reading works.

>avgn cuck meme is literally what started the cuck meme going mainstream lmao
no that was the louis ck cuck shit

I remember that, wasn't that back around 2012?

I think it was like 2014, but while it was entirely a scam, at least the backers actually got a game.

>and now every Yea Forums thread has some inane culture war bickering

Is it just me, or did Yea Forums used to have way less political stuff in the past? I'm an early 2010's newfag myself, but I remember the main stuff on Yea Forums being stuff like Jimmies and Costanza, instead of political stuff.

unironically gamergate happened.

Just checked YouTube, it was from 2012, the video got reuploaded in September 2012.

youtube.com/watch?v=8q7XAi7Ojro

The difference is James actually knows how to deliver a joke

>it was from 2012
fuck me I've been on this website too long.

Politics in general infiltrated the common topics of today ever since activists and journalists figured out how to spread their information on the internet. Before then, the internet was still the secret club you could go to and say and do whatever you want as if you were a separate identity. There was a big shift, but it wasn't because of Yea Forums or /pol/. If anything Yea Forums has merely been reacting to all of the political stuff.

Where did all the hair go?

The thing I still find weird about GG is how it happened over some random indie game and not all the Mass Effect 3 and DmC "Gamer Entitlement" stuff I remember from 2012.

Why is he hating on the game so much?
Looks decent to me.

>There was a big shift, but it wasn't because of Yea Forums or /pol/. If anything Yea Forums has merely been reacting to all of the political stuff.

I do feel like the entire Internet has gotten more political these days. I just miss the times before all this political Internet drama took over everything.

GG was a perfect powderkeg waiting to go off. people were tired of apparent buyouts, so when actual evidence of bribes in games journalism and collusion happened, people got mad. Add in professional victims stoking the FUCK out of the fire to get even bigger, and incel faggots eager to jump on the "FUCK ALL WOMEN" train and use the outrage generated to try and get rid of all SJW content from gaming, and...yeah. No AAA title could generate that much legitimate rage for proof, the shadows of mordor controversy that happened only like a year later

Was Pepsi Man ever a thing in america or was it really just a Japan thing?
I remember seeing a ps1 game way back and I was surprised I had never seen anything about the character anywhere else.

>shadows of mordor controversy

I don't remember this. What happened?

>How does he still consistently put out good content?
He doesn't
Hasn't made a single good video since 2011.

since it is his job he could at least attempt to be interested. LAZY

that's it?

The game is decent.
The video was decent until he started to attempt to make more of it than a fucking tongue-in-cheek review.
>Spezi is disgusting
Unironically kys.

several youtubers were caught being paid off to give shadows of mordor glowing reviews in return for advance copies of the game. It's why there has to be a disclaimer on videos if the game companies provided advance copies.

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Originally the actress was supposed to be a stand-in for his wife but his ugly hambeast of a wife sperged out so he had to get a nigger to cuck him on his film.

i used to watch basically everything he put out
now i barely even check it and pretty much only watch the few avgn episodes that come out
definitely not as good as they used to be

Go back to

he was pretty great in Terror Firmer

Mike was in the comments assuring everyone that they were not involved with the project.

>How does he still consistently put out good content?
He doesn't really do that. There is a decent AVGN video ever so often, but between that there is hardly anything but unwatchable garbage.
Unsubscribed years ago. Thankfully there is always a thread on Yea Forums, so I don't miss out on any watchable video, but even those are not what they used to be.

>he is not the oldest person in his country

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cringe

this board is 18+

JonTron peaked in 2012.
When he went to Game Grumps that was the end of him.

Anyone who didn't know him before that garbage is a zoomer and missed the glory years.

JUST

>cringing at a guy from 6 hours ago
cringed & yikesed

Even AVGN has catty /cgl/ / lolcow drama hounds now?
What's the point of this? Why does anybody care?

loved the crystal pepsi joke

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>old james: what the cockadookey, this is your PISS!

>new refined james: good pepsi joke

Has james dare I say it, matured?

Bucky o hare one was the first time in a while it didnt seem rushed (still didnt complete the game though)
Wish we could have long ones like this youtube.com/watch?v=EoRS-ABqR3Q

youtube.com/watch?v=5HafkocdXK4

youtube.com/watch?v=qPLV4FUxWaM

youtube.com/watch?v=mj498-wkOz4
(meme vid)

youtube.com/watch?v=_WVU37v1lrA

Heres the vids with most backlash
youtube.com/watch?v=130Id_HKRxM

youtube.com/watch?v=B1rOUhZHakg

youtube.com/watch?v=pqcRNm4koRs

how does one let themselves get this fat? i just don't understand it

a lot of nightmare fuel on these new episodes

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I'm curious how many don't know what was being parodied here

Culkin wasn't really a good episode. It was just comfy because it was X-mas time and we're all nostalgic over Home Alone.

Mental problems.

t. fatty

Context? I too hate being put in unexpected headlocks

God I loved these specials.
Those were the days.

They have some misfires now and then, but they both care about games. Even if James if more of a movie guy.

i liked the kaufman ep too. dont understand why its infamous for being so bad. Sure kaufmans improv is outdated, but its tons of fun

Sounds to me like he was out-of-control drunk and they tried to detain him and he hurt himself waving around.

Art hoes not even once.

jarrutt from silvermania just held a Q&A on the thecinemassacretruth reddit and started dropping bombsells

reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/bm913g/silvermania_ama/

3d mario world

thats the one where mike jokes to james about "going to picard" lmao

Jeffery Sweeney is a fucking faggot.

He's not wrong.

its funny how Supapixelgirl was the one thing out of many, to make him reconsider what he was doing with his life