*pa turns on*

SHADOW IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

IN THE HEART OF THE GRAVITRON IS MY VERY OWN GRAVITRON

no

BIG

Give her some eyeshadow and then we'll talk.

Go back to sleep, pa.

>Somehow more human eyes make her less attractive
Not having the "hair" parts coming off of her head also gives her the presence of one of those girls with buzzcuts which while fine for some doesn't work with a femme fatale.

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In honor of my retirement I-I offer you tea and something to eat s-s-s-something to eat.

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I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said that it was "t h i s b i g" and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (explosion noises) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

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COME IN COME IN what a pleasant surprise, COME IN my Little friend.

I don't want rabies

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*bzzzt* *bzzzt*
AHEM:

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can I offer you tea

FUTA

THE DOCTOR THINKS YOU SUCK

I'm assuming that bat has a dick, right?

the one and only gravitron?