You there, step forward

Who... are you?

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You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

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Who wants to know?

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Are you picking this up?

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w-walk up to the stump, prisoner
the stump is what i call my penis

Hold on, if I'm not on the list why am I imprisoned and about to be executed?

M-mommy!

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It doesn't matter who I am

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Leche de lagarta

bump

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8 YEARS AGO

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Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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I'll take a numba five!

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Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)

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What?

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Grzegorz

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;)

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My name is Nottin Portant.

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Alright, you got me.

You tell me.

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Poles aren't human. No human beings can come up with such warped, bizarre, outlandish and downright vile names.

I vant your modz, your load ordah and your ENB.

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I'll just leave it here.

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You forgot to say "please."

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>Skynold
Thanks. Now I know how to name my next Nord character.

Star Wars was a mistake.

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Kneel before Bison

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How come Bethesda's game intros are always so horrible? They're just so tedious, so uninteresting and such slogs to get through that there are always mods to skip them. Why can't Bethesda get the hint and maybe change things up for once? Don't think I've ever heard anyone saying that their intros are good.