What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Nothing. New Colossus is pure GOTY

How so?

marketing campaign became bigger than the ambitions of the game

Absurdly campy writing

Story, characters, music, Tarantino-esque tone

shit devs

Writing, level design, enemy variety, no soul

Actual shooting sucks tho

Killing Nazi's isn't cool anymore.

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problematic and offensive story that further enforced negative stereotypes about people with opinions

Shit didnt realize that was old blood, that ones alright. Colossus is the mediocre one

I feel like i'm playing on the bad side in this game but the game always tries to tell me that i'm playing on the good side

Old blood was the only good one

I loved TNO. It's unironically one of my all-time favorite games. So would I like TNC? I never touched due to the political agenda that shadowed its release.

Butthurt right wingers. I bought the deluxe edition because the tears tasted too good.

>Old blood was the only good one
I don't understand this opinion at all. What good is there in Old Blood that doesn't apply to The New Order? From my point of view, all of the coolness of TNO like immense variety in environments and great atmosphere aren't present in TOB. I found the whole experience quite monotonous and depressing.

Shit gameplay, it's sooo fucking slow and clunky.

I don't know about Old Blood but I found the guns boring in TNC compared to TNO and that's a major negative for me.

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi

That Arizona joke was funny though.

it did win (buy) some shitty IGN GOTY

Idk why, I love video games with a good story and I hear Wolfenstein has a great story this time around, and instead of buying it I just went on YouTube and just watched all the cutscenes clipped together. Idk what it is, maybe it's the fact that it's fucking $80 and narrative story telling through an FPS that is arguably very short just isn't worth that much to me.

I think this pretty much sums up why I personally didn't buy it
>No replayability
>Gameplay is an FPS, whoopee
>The character wore a handful of awesome outfits and they decided to throw him in that kooky leather jacket straight out of forever 21 for the box cover when they could have used literally anything else. It isn't bad, but it changes the game's tone to quirky when it was trying to establish a narrative or desperation and hardcore fighting.
>Price

Games just aren't worth 8 hours or I guess in my case 6 hours (15$ minimum wage). But I did enjoy the story on YouTube, I genuinely mean that, it had some great part and they tightened BJ's perspective into a tight hole with atmosphere and character development. I almost wish Bethesda would make halo, BJ felt like Master Chief only with a great character arc, imagining the devs doing halo 6 I'm confident they could makes great story with a grizzled fighter without making him a sopping wet pussy who gets treated like shit to make some no name Mary Sue the new protagonist.

the guns felt amazing. gameplay i think this btfo's the first one. Yea Forums will never admit the guns feel good bc it's a cringe sjw game tho

Even the fags at Giant Bomb called out the shitty guns

Same here, actually I even bought TNC but never actually played it when I loved TNO.

well i guess im just fucking crazy then.

Half of these games are the fun environment they create. Quake, doom, and wolfenstein were games with good gunplay and fun occult settings. The problem is wolfenstein went from steampunk nazis to "I'm mad about the 2016 US presidential election"

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>The problem is wolfenstein went from steampunk nazis to "I'm mad about the 2016 US presidential election"
lol seething

>buying a shit game to own the right

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implying Yea Forums shilling that stupid zombie biker game isn't buying a shit game to own the left

implying you aren't all of Yea Forums. answer for your crimes

>Give me $60 for 4 hours of gameplay and 5 hours of my wacko extremist political opinion

I wonder why it undersold

>wacko extremist political opinion
"Nazis are bad" whoa that's so crazy

It isnt Enemy Territory 2

all the obvious shit aside, i just youtubed a "full gameplay walkthrough" video and just clicked six times through the video, fast-forwarding, and landed on a cut scene every single time.
when i finally found some gameplay, i can say the view bob is fucking asinine, and the weapon models i saw take up way too much screen space when ads'ing. also weapon wheels are so fucking bad, unless that's just a console thing. and the motion blur.
may seem nitpicky but these things add up

8 hours playthrough while 4 are cutscenes

irl gamernazis got all butthurt about white genocide and unironically blamed the jews instead of our own overblown imperialism

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max hass

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to be fair the writing was pretty bad. it was like a child trying to recreate inglorious basterds

see there's a reason centrists are siding more and more with the other side, it's because they pontificate much less than you do

generic fps with boring levels and story that has cringy forced politics

>SJW writer: The game

Please, we need more scrawny 100lb BADASS women

America was pretty racist in the 60s yeah

Nazi invasion probably didn't improve things

It had its moments, but it just felt very bland compared to the previous entries to me.
New Order had some amazing setpieces and the art design was fantastic with some really memorable environments.
Other than the bits set in the sky, 2 just felt like it was all corridors pretty much.
Also the writing went to shit and the plot just got silly

centrists aren't even a real thing. its just a strawman made to ostrich-size moderates.

you really are an insufferable faggot making excuse for this nonsense

Nah, you are, for getting triggered

Cry more Nazi

>wimpy gunplay
>retarded A.I.
>levels all blew ass
>tonally inconsistent
>didn't get the nazisploitation schlock down
>conclusion wiasn't very satisfying
Pretty weak compared to its predecessor desu

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wow ok dude you're just a white ass nazi

#thefutureisfemale bro, no one is ever going to take you seriously

Imagine getting mad that a Wolfenstein game features Nazis as the bad guys. And then claiming everyone else will not be taken seriously.

>6 to 7 hour campaign

Bruh it's good just STUPID short

They didn't do a good job making them the bad guys you fucking mong.

kek

I'll make it simpler for progressive liberals like you; you aren't leftwing.

Every neoliberal like the breadtubers or the elites in power believe in corporations controlling everyone's speech, because at least autistic 15 y/o's will be banned for saying nigger online. Right now the only anticapitalist voice is on the rightwing, and I have far less to gain from siding with grifters like yourselves.

>I'll make it simpler for progressive liberals like you; you aren't leftwing.
Liberals aren't leftwing, but I'm not a liberal, Nazi scum.
>Right now the only anticapitalist voice is on the rightwing
lmao

It's gotta be wilful ignorance at this point

Am I the only guy who thinks "the resistance" are just being terrorists? The civilian casualties from The New Order alone must have been immense. The nazis seem almost okay in comparison.

Nope.

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Poor level design
terrible enemy variety
weapons are worse than the first game
only good set piece in the entire game is a dream sequence and the southern town parade which isn't even a level
resistance fetch quests somehow feel even worse than what they were TNO
Final boss is a QTE and not a mecha fight
Hitler was not a threatening presence in a Wolfenstine game and is instead a joke
Bad marketing campaign
Grace
How did Persona 2 have a better depiction of Adolf Hitler than a fucking Wolfenstein game?

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Go on, show me all the anarkiddies criticizing tech companies for controlling everyone's speech. It's fags like you that ruined /leftypol/ by banning anyone who didn't 100% agree with BO.

No one really gave a shit back then I guess.

imagine eating up shitty writing just because "its tuh nazis tho!"

>Tarantino-esque tone
That is actualy downside. Tarantino made one good movie in whole career. Good, not even great.

Anyway Wolfestein NC is bad joke compared to New Order and Old Blood.

Sometimes I feel like its flaws were due to Bethesda secretly forcing Machine Games to rush release to capitalize on the election results.

It fucked up the tonality. New Order hit the bullseye with its mix of serious and weird that ultimately worked out despite teetering dangerously close to edge at times, but New Colossus finally topples over the edge. Stuff like head implants, shirtless women shooting up nazis, showing Hitler acting all pathetic and demented in a very long scene, it all just felt too camp in a bad way. Also, Engel was not as good villain as Deathshead, and some of the setpieces felt surprisingly disappointing (Venus was like a bland retread of Moon in NO etc.).

I still didn’t hate it and most of Yea Forums’s complaints about it are retarded (hurr communists), but there’s no doubt about the fact that it is the worse game than New Order.

This game makes me want to be a Nazi

>Hitler isn't in a Mecha suit
>final boss is a QTE instead of someone else in a Mecha suit

It’s worse than TOB and TNO. There’s no real great standout levels or bosses, and the story is pretty lame compared to the other games. There’s a drastic shift in tone about halfway through that comes out of nowhere and feels like they were really rushed to finish it up.

This, it’s a wonder how the game can be even more overblown and ridiculous than New Order was, but it still manages to feel more lukewarm despite that.

What did they do to my baby!?

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