Microsoft gives examples of 'acceptable trash talk' for Xboners

- Get destroyed FAGGOT. Can't believe you thought you were on my level.
- That was some serious potato aim YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT. Get wrecked NIGGER.
- Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. Try again, kid OR MAYBE KILL YOURSELF WITH A GUN.
- Cheap win KIKE. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road LIKE MARVIN HEEMEYER MAY GOD REST HIS ETERNAL SOUL MARVIN WE BARELY KNEW YE
- That sucked MORE THAN A 12 YEAR OLD FILIPINO BOY IN A BATHHOUSE. Get good and come back when your k/d is over 1, NIGGER

Fixed

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>Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running over European civilians.
clearly they don't give any fuck at this point

I destroyed your potato. It is absolutely wrecked.

It looks like they're applying the randomly generated youtube videos algorithm to books now.

Lmao that's some edgy 12 year old shit

When's Microsoft gonna provide an example of an Operating System that doesn't force businesses to legitimately consider switching to Linux due to Microsoft's dogshit random documents erasures and auto-update disruptions? Windows 10 manages to be worse than Vista.

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What do you estimate was the age of the person who wrote these?

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38

We live in an age where kids trash talk like adults and SJW adults talk like children and need protection from children. It's a honky honk time.

keked

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This is some serious potato thread. Get wrecked.

I wrecked your potato, kid.

What will I do when MS doesn't update 7 anymore?

Continue using it. I'm still using 2016 Win 7 and i haven't had a single problem.

Please no, we all saw what happened with the OK symbol.
The list of words socially acceptable is becoming smaller and smaller

>Install Linux
>Install update
>Stop working forever
Good thing I know the kernel like the back of my hand I manage to completely rewrite it and fix it like any fellow unix user

I camped in your parents bedroom last night. I wrecked you're mom with my potato destroyer.

I hope that is acceptable.

This picture has made me cringe more than anything I have ever seen.

>>Install Linux
>>Install update
>>Stop working forever
>not doing a one line system restart and reversion which takes 3 seconds unlike the Wangblows 1 hour restart following 1 hours of Prajeet support or a complete reinstall
Funny way to out yourself as a lying faggot.
Funny thing that Linux is now the OS that wastes less time than Windows.

>That sucked. Get good, then come back when your k/d's over 6,000,000
Someone stop this fucking madman!

Okay, now THIS is based

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4channel should enforce those rules

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That sucked. Get good and then come back when your trolling level is over 1.

Yeah but potato literally means retard in this context, there's no possible second meaning.
The old man who wrote this probably wasn't aware

Fuck automatic updates ruining my PC uptime. I liked not having to reboot for months at a time.

reply to this post or your mother won't have a good night's sleep tonight

Console kiddies being treated like the kiddies they are. I don't see a problem.

You're a potatohead, that's right a children's toy.

aw not my mom

when I first saw this I was actually impressed by Microsoft desu. To see any corporation these days give an endorsement of any form of trash talk is unexpected.

very based

>Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road.
Holy fucking kek

Hm, interesting! Now what are some examples of unacceptable trash talk?

>saying get good is more offensive than using a derogatory term used to refer to people with Downs Syndrome
What is wrong with this world?

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>imagine being such an abject failure of a gamer you require a helicopter "parent"

>I know every linux commands because I keep needing to fix it every day and so should you
I'd rather use something that work thank you

get wrecked, potatoes

I played a round with Rami once too.

>people are going to spam these non stop like when Blizz filtered GG EZ
>It's only going to infuriate people more
I'm interested to if and how Microsoft will respond to that.

>i don't know the only command any Linux user needs to know and the only most basic command taught to every Linux newcomer which unfucks any fuckups a Linux user makes in 3 seconds no matter the size of it
Way to out yourself as a dumb brainlet. Linux has become more retard-friendly than Windows in all irony now Prajeet.

>There's an easy fix but I won't tell because every linux user is an elitist prick
Boy do I love Linux community

Please don't. She has a sleeping disorder.

Is this the handiwork of the at Xbox?

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Heh. Your aim is such a potato that I'll eat it for breakfast along with you, kid.

Oh man. I will never change Microsoft. I always use pic related.

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>i can't google literally the first result
LEL dumbshit brainlet.
Unlike Windblows Linux doesn't use a dogshit system like Windows Registry which Microsoft themselves have admitted they don't know how to manage anymore. It has in-built backup, and restoring requires literal 3 seconds.
If you are the kind of dumbfuck who doesn't wait a week to hear feedback on any Linux update, because Linux doesn't force auto-updates then you can literally do a 3 second timeshift bringing everything back to the past state. It's because Linux used to be so breakable that it now has a system focused on averting any and all fuckups by a brainlet such as yourself.

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It reads like a 4kids dub.

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>did you hear about the xbox live player who tried to socialize with others?
>he was destroyed!

Soon bomberman will as well.

>you went positive
Nice AIDS, kid.

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I always wanted to sound like a balding company guy showcasing prerecorded gameplay at E3.

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>You suck. Get out of my country—maybe they’ll let you back in when your k/d’s over 1.
I like this unacceptable example.

Thanks, AI.

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Very rude and maliciouspilled.

have an intimate moment with your wife that is sole for the purpose of procreation and that has been sanctioned by the Catholic Church

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10/10 illustration

The last one always gets me

>We should
FUCK

OFF

:(

Cheap win. Totally expected from a ni

these are not jokes

Get into the oven, kike. Maybe they'll let you out when your k/d is over 1.

The knowledge that this went through a committee of 6+ people, and they approved it, makes it all the more hilarious.

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Gay

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Thankfully Halo Reach on PC is vaporware so I'll never have to obey any of that

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Kek'd. The early 2000s really were different times

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If this will discourage more kids getting online, I'm game

Eat shit

>Get destroyed
muslimophobia
>Potato aim
retard shaming
>Try again, kid
Ageist
>Come at me when you can actually drive
misogyny
>That sucked
kink shaming

Fuck.

>call someone potato
>arya stark appears behind you
>psshh
>"Get destroyed. Can't believe you thought you were on my level"
>burst into ice cubes

Do you think the guy that had to write all of these just said fuck this shit after page 1?

Second to last got me, purely for this

Oi

>not posting the real version

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