Feel like replaying Dragon Age Origins

You can do full mage party if you pick mage origin and pretend the golem is a summon.

>About to call bullshit
>Just realized the only character that I tolerated enough to even romance was Cassandra
What the fuck...how is that the same studio who made ME which had countless of likable characters, fucked this badly here.

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>how is that the same studio who made ME which had countless of likable characters

Because Dragon Age was supposed to be their "mature game for mature gamers" which is just code for utterly unlikable characters.

Wich ME character it's likeable? I only like Ashley and maybe Miranda but only in ME2, the rest are either gay aliens or characters who look like they belong in Disney

I would love to go full Cerberus if I could

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Ashley deserved the nuke for almost killing my krogan friend

2.

>Not liking Garrus, any of the Krogans, Tali, Legion, Mordin, Javik.
You people exist?

5- Its probably because youre dressed like a prostitute

>Garrus
Oh right the almost forced bromance that I didn't even use in ME1

>any of the Krogans
lol why? There are brutes that destroy their own planet, I don't even save them in ME3

>Tali, Legion
Disney characters.

>Mordin, Javik
You're righ here, they were quite fun but only ME2 Mordin

Imagine having taste this shitty.
>forced to interact with all of them.
You can kill many of them and tell most of them to fuck off or not even bring them along in the first place.

Alistair is the only companion you need to keep with you, and even then you can eventually make him fuck off.

> Not finding alastair morrigan, shale or wynne likable
wtf

>bitchy old granny that sticks her nose where it's not wanted

>Allistair
Tries too hard to be funny and fails. I cringe every time he tries to be witty. Also a moralfag

>Morrigan
"Shadow the Hedgehog: but its ok because she has tits" edition. I cant stand how she's an asshole to everyone for no fucking reason and gets mad at you for not doing it too.

>Shale and Wynne
I honestly dont even remember anything about these two.

Or you could just take Wynne and Morrigan.

>Imagine having taste this shitty.
he's objectively correct tho
every single character in DA:O is atrociously bad and ruins the whole game, not that there was much left to ruin

>>Morrigan
don't forget that you can see her becoming a tame kitten from the first time you interact with her

Retarded Templar's.

>yfw you discover that one mod that allows you to skip the fade in the Mage Tower.

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I shot that whiny eeyore faggot myself my first play through. Tried to have him live the second time, but nigger king tried to step to me again so I shot his faggot ass out of an elevator. Bailey didn’t even give a shit and neither did I. Fuck Krogans.

I'm still bummed that you can't romance Wynne.

>can’t romance Wynn
>can’t romance older blueberry in ME2
>CAN romance fags
What gives my dudes

Wait I take that back. I shot grunt in the chest and instead of dying like a bitch faggot (wrex) we became bros. He’s not even a real Krogan though. Go figure.

It's not fair!

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>David Gaider refused to have a Dwarf female romance in DA2 because it reminded him of paedophilia
>he also refused to have a female Qunari romance because it's "just muscle girl fetishism"

Bioware always had some people with shit tier taste forcing their opinions on the playerbase

This actually made me sad. Sometimes I die a few times to blueberry’s sister romance because it should have been allowed.

>Feel like fapping to cheese pizza
>remember that I haven't made a single retarded shitpost all day yet
This is what you actually wanted to post, u welcome OP.

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Based Gaidar btfoing degenerates like you.

>hardened Alistair
>hardened Leliana
>dog
fuck off

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She was already one foot in the grave. And I'm not saying this only because she's old. She WAS dead and only walking among us due to some spirit that was also starting to fade.

>hardened Alistair
No, thanks. I'll take eternal manchild over teenaged nerd trying to act tough.

Awful tastes jesus christ

Based spirit.

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Me too

Who was in the wrong?

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>>remember that there isnt a single likeable character in the entire cast and you're forced to interact with them all the time
pretty realistic desu

Are you me? Was literally thinking the same today. How is DA2 compared to origins? Only ever played origins/awakening.

You described Inquisition. DA:O had so much charm, thanks to the memorable characters with varied personalities.

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>Alistair doesn't really do anything too offensive or retarded.
>The worst he does is dodge his duty as nobility, but he confides that in you and not really anyone else.
>Morrigan still treats him like he's a worthless, stupid piece of shit.
Replaced her with Wynne asap.

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Here's a hint: if Ashley kills him that means YOU failed
She was doing her duty, she saw a mercenary mutiny and try to kill her CO, any good soldier would have taken that shot.

not to mention that the reason he dodges his duty is because he doubts he'd make a good leader
which, if he isn't hardened, is actually true so that's less cowardice and more self-awareness

She wanted the Warden D and was just trying to get his attention

Bioware hasn't made a good game since Jade Empire

jade empire wasn't a good game, it was 1/3th of a good game

Okay then Bioware hasn't made a good game since KOTOR

>Alistair is the most closeted faggot character ever and he craves Duncan's cock and constantly cries about it
>Morrigan disapproves because that's how sexually challenged David Gaider sees every relationship with every woman in his life
>Leliana sings while she should be keeping her dumb mouth shut
>Oghren is an alcoholic dwarf, that's a concept never before seen in fantasy
>Sten is just a plain cunt and leaving him to rot in his cage would rid me of his horrible dialogue choices that could never be explained through Hegelian dialectic
>Wynne needs to die to make this game less insufferable
>Zevran is just a plain faggot, wow so progressive such character depth
>Shale actually costs money if you bought this piece of shit at the release
>and the only dog is just a dog which makes him mediocre, congrats bioware

Let me also add
>shit single player MMO gameplay mechanics
>clunky mechanics in combat which is mostly shit btw
>absolutely abysmal writing across the board
>terrible and uninspiring story
>useless tactics
>horrible path finding gets party stuck in an open field with a single fucking rock
>the worst level and dungeon design I have ever fucking seen in any RPG since the days of Amiga 500
>and while speaking of Amiga 500, the graphics of DAO looks like something you could run with 512KB of RAM because it's all brown and shit everywhere
>shit visual design
>shit engine and technology

So, why did I play it? All the way to end? I just wanted to see how full of shit you actually are Yea Forums. Jesus Christ you people are irredeemably retarded. How do you allow yourself to play shit like this, love it and make countless threads about it? How do you fucking live with yourselves? Are you just fucking BioWare shills? I sure hope so. I will never listen to your advice on any game ever. I'll go play a better RPG trying to forget this complete trash. That would probably be any RPG ever made.

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AHAHA OMG YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR GOOD SIR YOU WON ALL THE INTERNETS

yeah I forgot bioware fans are basedboys

>Leliana sings while she should be keeping her dumb mouth shut
Edgy

Yes and? Who said necrophilia isn't my fetish?

i occasionally get the urge to replay DA:Origins but I always get to the furry shapeshifting fire puzzles and quit because it's a really really really really really really annoying part of the game and they make you do that shit two or three times.

Also it's hard to not just run everyone as a mage and Blizzard AoE every encounter

ME had no likable characters though.
The two alien chicks were no good, Jack was a bald psycho, Mirana or w/e her name is had a nice ass but she's a cunt. Running out of options fast user.

>tfw tried replaying but remember every single moment and got bored eventually
I dont even remember how many times I've replayed DA:O, so it makes sense. But it still hurts.

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Combat is boring, loot is boring, writing is mediocre, game is ugly. Just shows how starved we were for RPGs in 2009.

>he didn't like the dog

and yet it's still my favorite RPG behind New Vegas

biodrone SEETHING

absolutely based

Here's your good dragon age character bro

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>We
You were probably still in elementary school. Yikes.