LoZ: Breath of the Wild

literally shit doesn't smell good m8

I need Zelda butt in this thread STAT

I've never seen Princess Zelda go potty the whole time i've ventured in Hyrule.
I bet she wears cute little diapers and makes doo-doo in them instead!
It's too soon to train her on the big girl toilet :P

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Big butte.

why would an android ever need to fart? They don't have digestive systems

>Maybe I'll comeback and explore the rest of the world.
I said the same thing two years ago, I never came back, I wish we could play as Zelda with her enormous ass tho, maybe that would take me back.

Iirc there is a mod to swap models

>tranny janny deleting based brap posters
very unbased

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Total freedom exploring a WoW expansion sized continent of Hyrule.

Actually traversing the overworld is great. The shrines and lack of enemy variety get real old real quick though.

Are you baiting to try and get a CEMU fag to post his build?

yeah but I dont want to mod my switch
dunno who that is, does his buld have a fat ass?

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I did pretty much the opposite. I stopped activating towers and just explored until I got burnt out. I think I went to the castle once before I quit just to see what was in it.

He BASED

I wish I was in this position

It needs some proper dungeons and some more enemies/towns/etc. It laid the groundwork for better games if nothing else. If they do so is up to them.

>gameplay loop
Reddit phrase created by zoomer "intellectuals"

I had got to a tower somewhere in the north and was trying to spot some shrines when I realized I didn't even care that much about doing shrines or looking for more Korok seeds. It hit me hard that the gameplay loop just wasn't that engaging anymore. I got the last heart container I needed to get the master sword and then heard straight toward Ganon. I don't think i even watched the final cutscenes after you beat him. I just wanted to move on.

BotW is an exceptionally brilliant gaming experience. It isn't perfect. But it's pretty fucking close.

I agree. The game has been some of the best exploration I have had in a open world game in years. I just explored too much and got burnt out.

I had fun. Finally went through it a second time with the intention of doing all the shrines, DLC, and sidequests but ended up just doing the story, Trial of the Sword, a few shrines, and a few sidequests because I spent too much time on it and I want to play other games. Played in Japanese this time and kept switching between it and English to compare things, because that's a fun time for me. Some weird choices aside, the localization was pretty good, although I didn't do the quest where the localizers apparently added a political joke.

I dropped the game after clearing a bunch of towers because the map has been fucking devoid of characters to meet/sidequests and I get one tiny cutscene of Zelda and Link every few hours. Is there any story in this game or is it all climbing mountains to get at a different colored Mokoblin

I think the only real story you'll get are from the divine beasts and the lost memories.

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No one is talking shit about the game in this thread though?

he thought it was a funny picture and needed to find a thread to post it in. Give the lad a break

First off, No you can't mod the switch.
Second off, He's talking about modding the Cemu version which is the WiiU emulator that managed to make the game run in 60fps and put a bunch of graphics crap in there. Also a ton of mods as well. But if you dont want to try that one out, then you do you.
Just saying the option is there.

I got you, user

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>First off, No you can't mod the switch.

Huh? You can mod all old models.

but I don't have a WiiU, the switch is my first Nintendo console (that game boy advance I bought 4 years ago for 10 bucks doesn't count).

Sniff Zelda's dirty butthole

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how many hours did you play total?

Try playing the first 4 games and you'll see.

I want to watch my dick disappear inside of Zelda's butthole

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I stand corrected, you mod the old models but all the cool mods like the linkle one is only for wiiu or cemu.

VERY dirty

Over 70 I think.

I... I mean no you don't need a WiiU to use Cemu. Just need a decent computer. Theres a bunch of guide on the internet. You're a big boy. You'll figure it out.

so you did get a pretty good run out of it. for me i played somewhere between 40 and 60 hours and dropped it, but thats more time it was able to hold my attention than most games these days

I have no idea. I sunk a hundred and ten hours into it and came off feeling like I played something like Dragon Age: Inquisition but reskinned for children. The opening and the Grand Plateau area is fantastic but it quickly loses steam after that. It lacks a strong story as well.

>You will never plow Zelda's asshole, cum inside, and pull your dick out to see that's its covered in her fresh shit
Feels bad man.

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It's not like the Zelda series is known for having strong stories, there's only a few where it's notable at all.

but I don't want to donwload malwares just for some okay mod, but the idea of having infinite ruppies using cheat engine makes me harder than the asses on this thread.

Had a ton of fun playing this back when it launched.

I still the play the game occasionally now and then. For lack of a better word, it's very "comfy".

Whether its the artstyle, controls, tranquillity of the sound design, I dunno. It just feels very nice and therapeutic to play. Even just aimlessly wandering around feels good.

>Grand Plateau
What does everyone speak so highly of this segment? It's the worst part of the game and certainly the most boring one. The game actually gets progressively better, but not by much. It's a boring game in general.

Hopefully next time I play it, I can mod my Switch and do that, snow bowling gets old after a while. I also swear that it ups the chances of not getting a strike if you have too much money or something. Right now though I'm the account head on a family plan and I regularly play Smash and Mario Kart with friends, so I don't think I should do any modding at the moment.

I don't know if this is an honest post or not, but this is my actual fetish. I would love to pull Zelda's pants down spread her butt and fuck her shit stained asshole while she blushes and pretends that she doesn't want it and it's too dirty but secretly she needs her asshole filed every night.

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I agree, I wish there was a way to skip it on subsequent playthroughs.

>What does everyone speak so highly of the great plateau? It's the worst part of the game and certainly the most boring one.

I cannot take statements like this seriously. My normal reaction would be to think that you're very young and just don't understand how games are developed.

The great plateau is a near-perfect encapsulation of game design. Its the kind of shit I can imagine being taught mandatory to future generations of game developers. No offence but if you can't understand why I don't me explaining it will help.

>I don't know if this is an honest post or not, but this is my actual fetish. I would love to pull Zelda's pants down spread her butt and fuck her shit stained asshole while she blushes and pretends that she doesn't want it and it's too dirty but secretly she needs her asshole filed every night.
My brother.

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her royal highness

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I thought I was alone. Feels good I have a fellow filthbro here

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It instills that sense of exploration that everyone harps on about quite well, and is well set up to create the set pieces and pique interest early. The finding of shrines, getting new abilities, learning the ropes is done fantastically. Even stumbling upon korok seeds is interesting here. But once you're off the plateau the game has pretty much already shown off everything it has outside of divine beasts and a lackluster final fight, and a few other tidbits like the dragons/fairies. It could have been a lot better if the world was shrunk a tad, had more interesting overworld shrines like the Kakariko village, Eventide island, or that one on the beach, some more variety in enemies (and a legitimate reason to attack them seeing as there is little point wasting weapon durability on mooks unless you're going to get a weapon equivalent or better than the one you've got - late game Lynels become the only thing worth - and actually fun - to fight against).

hmm

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>The great plateau is a near-perfect encapsulation of game design.
I don't necessarly disagree with that. It captures the essence of this game in a compact form, but that doesn't make it fun to play since the is inherently tiresome and boring. At least to me that is. I don't find the overworld to be well designed or interesting in any way. It's very empty, full of predictable obstacles and shrines. If the game at least at proper dungeons.

I like the same thing but I'd want to be her.

Her butt looks like a teaser promotion for a Gantz reboot.

More!

Ok

That is fine too

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every time i feel like I'm bored with the game, I get high and feel like a kid lost in the woods again.

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>Grand Plateau
>What does everyone speak so highly of this segment?

Game Design kiddo. The Great Plateau gently eases the player into the core gameplay concepts and the game's expectations of the player. And it does so without holding the player's hand and lets them uncover all these concepts naturally through exploration and experimention. It demonstrates a profound confidence in the developer's vision and a mature design philosophy of simply letting the player "go" and letting them figure things out on their own.

>lose steam
>somehow still put over 100 hours in it
what the fuck

I understand all of that, doesn't that it was fun.

Fuuuuuuucccckkkk just one whiff bros that's all I ask, why can't good things ever happen?

I'm a bit sadistic in that regard, I tend to enjoy open world games and usually complete as much as I can in them even if they're lacking. I did all 120 shrines but had to stop with Korok seeds because there's what, 900 of them?

same

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>Panty lines
Zelda does not wear underwear.

Is the first part of the game when everything is new and there are actual rewards . That's why is so liked.

Its ok bro. You don't have to like everything.

>That is fine too
Thank you, I want to be her and get my poopy ass fucked so bad.

korok seed is a meme, you only ever need like 1/4 of all of them for max inventory expansion

>Zelda does not wear underwear.

S-Source?

I want to watch Link's dick disappear inside her pussy before I rim his ass and massage his balls so he can fill her with the biggest load he can

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Link's cute little body

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Based

I want to sneak up on Zelda taking a nasty poo and jerk off until she sees me, but she's in mid-shit so she has to stay squatting with her pants down and turning bright red from embarrassment.

haha

I need more, user

do you want people to start getting mad or something?

Lick it

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I want to be her in that situation

This thread is another reminder why you shouldn't post Link or Zelda in the OP lest you attract the degenerate fart sniffing faggots of this board.

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The “artist” who made this has never seen a real life ass.

I want to smell her asshole

It's nice
Gimme more

>mfw this is exactly how I feel about the game

I kept playing because I thought there would be more story/characters/dungeons and dropped it once I realized there wasn't anything else there. I fucking hate everything about the shrines concept, that blue metal design isn't even good enough to copy and paste.

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That's all I have on my phone. Have a good fap while thinking about Zelda's sweaty buttcrack.

So you have more on your PC?
Whenever you're at your PC, I want some more in this thread, user

I'll do my best, keep the thread bumped

When will you be on, do you think? My dick must know

Maybe around 7:30 EST, I should be home from work and the store by then.

That's pretty soon
I'll be waiting

Cute!

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>I'll never complete all of the shrines!
>but I want a tunic costume
>buy the retro link amiibo for it
>a month later
>I'm absolutely balls deep in the game, having a blast hunting down every shrine with no guides, pretending I'm in pre-internet era
>have to look the last two up like a bitch, but finish every one
I severely underestimated how satisfying exploring would be. only got around 200 hours in, I need to go back to finish the dlc soon since I drunkenly bought it all a month or three ago

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Very! Smash really nailed her design

How do I complete the quest where I have to photograph leviathans? Is one of them the Crab shaped rocks on death mountain?

I've put over 300 hours into this game, and I've only "beaten" it from start to finish once. Every other time, I just boot up a new game, mess around for a bit, and eventually restart. The act of playing it is so much fun. I've memorized the entire world without a map. It's so easy to memorize compared to other open worlds because every area is visually distinct and there's a lot of landmarks and verticality.
Honestly, it's the best Zelda game. For me, at least.

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CUTE!!!!except for those heels

They're the big skeletal ribcage things. There's only three of them. I know one is on the outer rim of Death Mountain on the edge of the map area near the Lynels, and one is in the desert. I think the last one is in the snow place.

Ohhhh yeah, I know what you mean. Thanks user.

Np

Gonna need some more Zeldas in here

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More like thighness, amirite?

God just imagine eating Zelda's ass.

I can't stop imagining eating Zelda's ass. Even better if she licks mine too.

God I just want to be the royal ass eater who has to do it every day after her morning jog.

I'd rather be her royal toilet for her shit and piss.

This is not an appropriate way to talk about a member of the Royal Family.

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I want her to poop on me!

Watch your mouth!

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I just want to taste her rancid disgusting princess poops!

don't get this thread 404'd, user

>not playing master mode on your first run

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I'm just trying to indulge, if it's not getting deleted for being /e/ content already I think we're okay!

t-that's big

I don't have much more Zelda butt saved, though, so you're gonna have to wait for another user to come in here and supply you

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>gf loves TLoZ
>loves BotW
>hates farts (like every girl mind you)
>has literal dozens of medications, half of it is anti-flatulence
>seems girls take this seriously
>asked her about the tank
>it's oxygen
>oxygen enema to kill the odorphoric bacteria in the colon
I think girls may take it a bit far sometimes.
Sure, soya and incels loving smelly girls, but oxygenating your bowels?

girl buttholes are clean and smell like flowers

butthole surfers - lady sniff

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Hopefully he supplies me with poop.

The most fun I had with this game was exploring Hyrule Castle. The master sword seemed to almost never break there and if it did, there were weapons everywhere to pick up.

It was great not having to worry about weapons. I was parrying and dodging like crazy. It was fun as hell. Weapon breaking was a huge mistake. Also, fuck rain.

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Things come full circle when Wind Waker fans realize they actually hate BOTW in every way.

>first playthrough
>just beat my first divine beast
>decide I'll scout out Hyrule Castle stealthily
>explore a good chunk of it while at the edge of my seat
>escape with a slew of good weapons and even some Ancient Arrows way earlier than I should have
was fun

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Oh no, Zelda lost her clothes! What should we do?

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C U T E
U
T
E

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It gets boring when you realize the map is empty other than shrines, wich are 95% shit.
So the first 15 hours are nice, the rest is awful.

rape

lick her armpits

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tackle her and pin her down, spread her legs and begin the copulation w/o consent

more

unironically the most overrated piece of shit i've ever had the displeasure of playing

Ok. I'm the user from earlier, I'm home from work and ready to post Zelda and her BIG
STINKY
BUTT

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Hmm, what should Link do?

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>WW is my favorite
>Loved BOTW
???

emphasis on stinky I hope?

But this thread isn't about The Witcher 3

I think he's trying to compare people who rip on BOTW for having a big empty overworld while WW's is even emptier.

Just like my balls will be empty after Zelda's butt milks them dry.

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Of course. Stinky like after a hot day walking across Gerudo Desert in those tight black tights without showering and after a quick bathroom break, trying to hide behind a palm tree while she relieves herself.

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that's slightly overrated yeah
i found the controls kinda goofy too

and it's not big enough!

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Breath of the Wild is strange to me. The shrine puzzles were way too easy, the Divine Beasts were way too short, but even with those major complaints the game still made me feel things I hadn't felt since I was a young teen first stepping into World of Warcraft, feelings I thought I'd never experience ever again.

Fucking retard. BOTW is WW done right

I want to be there while she relieves herself.

haha what if you were spooning Zelda and she farted on you that would be funny haha

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Breasts of the Wild

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Once I finished all divine beasts I realised there was no reason to continue playing any more besides ganon. I didn't even do the castle properly, I just cheesed my way up to the boss room.

>Weapon breaking was a huge mistake
No, it wasn't. Weapon breaking is 100% necessary to preserve the pacing and structure of the game, otherwise you could just go find any royal weapon and steamroll 80% of the game, which completely ruins the pacing and progression. It can't be completely, 100% open and have unbreakable weapons.

You need to stop holding onto weapons until you find what you deem the most ideal situation in which to use them, they're just another resource like everything else in the game, use them as such. Smart use of your weapons and other elements in the environment will almost always net you more than what you expend, don't waste 10 crappy weapons on one high-level enemy, use your strongest weapon(s) and save the weaker ones for weaker enemies.

here's one for all the footfags

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I TOLD you Zelda doesn't wear underwear.

Don't look!

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>just another resource like everything else in the game
yeah, totally fucking useless and anything that is worth a god damn will take 10 hours to find otherwise you're just swinging a god damn skeleton arm the whole game.

Thanks!

It was their compromise for not having any sort of stat building. You have to create SOME kind of incentive to do combat.

Same here. Probably have over 100 hours into it, but never finished it.

Having to constantly look for weapons to beat stronger enemies isn't fun. Especially when the enemies level scale with you.

Its the most overrated game of the last decade, easily.

Lauded and hailed as the best RPG in years when its not even really an RPG in the first place. The gameplay systems are bare-bones and extremely simple with little/no room for variation and next to no depth, you play the same way from hour 10 through hour 100. The controls as you said are wonky because they prioritized realistic-looking animations instead of responsiveness and playability, it coasted entirely on its presentation and story, which are by far the least-important parts of a video game.

>thumbnail

You get weapons literally everywhere. Again, smart use of your weapons, the environment and other tools you have will almost always get you more back than you spend.

Behold, even in the concept art, the ass was fat

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Someone took Zelda's pants while she was going to the bathroom

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agree with everything, but what story? it's so minimal and I couldn't find any fucks to give about it
>best RPG
yeah i think that's just nintendo fags who slurp anything up that they put out. Persona 5 might be the best I've played in the last few years, but outside of that not much has impressed me, least of all this game.
>everywhere
yeah, skeleton arms and rusted shit woopity fucking doo
>more back
more useless shit

>Tfw they cut the Minish Cap section
>Tfw can't play as tiny Link

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shrink the empty map down to about 40% of what it is and it might be tolerable traversing the damn thing, but it still won't fix the shit combat, boring shrines, lackluster story, music (is there any?), and the fucking rain

Thanks, user - I tried to keep the thread bumping for you
Keep it up for me

The book is fucking great. I liked BotW a ton, but it's a shame so much interesting lore was put in a book instead of the fucking game.

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You have to look for strong weapons to beat stronger enemies or else you just breaking weapons all the time on enemies that take way too long to beat. Then look for them again cause they break just as easily as normal weapons.

Same I just climbed up the wall sides and juked the few lasers in my way.

I can't wait for Thick Thursday and the evening fat thread, dude

I know that feel

>rumors for months of a LA remake in with the BOTW engine
>Last direct
>Zelda tease comes up
>It's fucking Link's Awakening
>HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>...
>mfw

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I kinda felt the same way, after 30ish hours of running around and doing the beasts, I started to burn out and just beelined for the master sword and beat gannon.
Honestly Hyrule castle was the most fun place in the entire game and was a absolute blast to play through.
Later I went back and got the rest of the memories, great game tons of fun.

Zelda has an hell of an ass.

>yeah i think that's just nintendo fags who slurp anything up that they put out
Talking about W3, genius. Zelda isn't an RPG either.

>Use your weapons more intelligently
>ITS ALL SHIT THO
>The game gives you plenty of weapons, like any other resource
>ITS ALL SHIT THO
>You'll get more back if you use your resources smartly
>ITS ALL SHIT THO

Hang yourself, you're too stupid to be wasting oxygen.

Brap posters need to be gassed.

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If you're not prepared to fight a tough enemy you don't have to fight it. Go get prepared and come back if you think you'll waste more than you'll get back.

I love that they managed to give her personality, make her sexy, cute, beautiful, capable... really great female protag

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>You have to create SOME kind of incentive to do combat.
That's sort of the problem, though. It's a terrible incentive. Breaking weapons to kill enemies to get weapons isn't a very interesting cycle since combat is rarely ever essential.

Weapon fragility in itself didn't bother me at all, but I rarely cared to fight anything.

I agree

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Yes please~

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I initially enjoyed it a lot, then felt disenfranchised with it and left. Then I returned and started focusing on getting better at dodges and parries (because I complety ignored it the first go around) and I really enjoyed it. Ditto with some of the goofy glitches.

Also the durability thing became less of an issue the second go around. If you just use your weakest weapons first and pick up some of the enemy drops mid fight, it becomes basically a non-issue.

That's what you get for being so boring you were excited over a remake.

but thats what they want user...

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I would love to sniff Zeldas butthole every day but I just don't want to smell like him. Theres no way I'll ever be allowed to. I'd just like to be told to eat less and I'd prefer a diet that doesn't involve alcohol or drugs. I want the police who have been trained to look at people and recognize them as criminals. I don't want those officers to be so terrified of the people around them that they are willing to shoot. I know I'm too fucking strong, not that I ever was at all. I know you are there for me, and I know I've got something to reveal to you. [beat] I'll show you what makes me different.

haha.

I think BotW was a strong 8.5/10, can't wait to see what they do next and if they build upon what was lacking or they start all over again, hopefully not the latter.

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I love Zelda!

BIGGER

You have to look for weapons to beat a strong enemy. Want to to it again, but have to look for more weapons. That's a pain in the ass and makes the game tedious.

the problem is Alzheimers Boss needs a new gimmick EVERY game

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I wish smellovision was real bros

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Boy, do I ever want to pull those shorts down and kiss Zelda from her toes up legs to her butthole and buttcheeks.

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>thumbnail

Is BotW Zelda the most sexual?

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tie between her and Skyward Sword who isn't tsundere and really wants your dick

You're gonna get this thread 404'd before I'm finished

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rest in peace user

>Weapon breaking is 100% necessary to preserve the pacing and structure of the game, otherwise you could just go find any royal weapon and steamroll 80% of the game, which completely ruins the pacing and progression
except this already happens with the current system
youtube.com/watch?v=YFK5CDNfaOE
so now we're left with a mechanic that annoys regular players and has no effect on the metagamers/speedrunners who know how to get the best weapons in the game at the beginning and then go straight to the final boss to steamroll them
the pacing and structure is already fucked because aonuma & co decided that the solution to the zelda franchise becoming too linear and constrained was to do the polar fucking opposite and just letting the player do anything at any point instead of going back to how the 2D games worked
and no, zelda 1 did not work like botw, you had to complete all 8 dungeons before you could enter the final dungeon, there was actual structure to the game and not aimless sandbox shit for the sake of being open ended

you dummy

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Zelda 1 also had "you need this to get through this" and some of them were in other dungeons

She has to be. Zelda has to seduce Link so that the royal bloodline can flourish

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People that haven't played Zelda 1 underestimate how much gatekeeping the game actually does with items. It's more flexible than the games after it, but it's still built around a clear progression even if the game doesn't have an owl/fairy/hat/furry midget lady to tell you where to go. Dungeons themselves are also far more important to the overall game than Divine Beasts or Shrines are to BotW, especially on replays.

Better yet, why don't they just make screens malleable and soft enough that you can bury your face in them to simulate the feeling of burying your face in a butt?

For Zelda lovers.
There's also a version where she pulled her pants down.

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lawd

To be fair it did mean you could get the important item in a dungeon and then leave, but you'd be in the dungeon anyway so it didn't really matter.

I want to make her a mother

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I want to get her butt pregnant

Zelda's poop babies!

I don’t know why shiny ass gets my dick this hard but it does

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I need more of this

phat ass white guy

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It actives the monkey part of our brains. Stimulates our curiosity for shiny things and stimulates our dicks for butts.

it's a confirmed bot, shows up in threads not even about BOTW due to some trigger.

>yfw you realize both Zelda and Link have ass built for eating

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>thinly veiled porn thread

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Shit you guys, what's going on here?

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Bros... I can't take it anymore

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>diives

Dammit user just post the ass and get on with it

dorf is just salty nobody ever wants his butt

I NEED THE FUCKING SAUCE

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search Nuezo on sadpanda

My current favorite image is the one where Ganondorf is standing over Zelda with hs hand on her face like the BLACKED meme. I cant post it because its NSFW

I thought it was just Yea Forums that was gay for Link. But looking through hentai sites, its full of gay/trap link doujinshi

Also those are taken from two different doujins

please link it bro

Zelda wears thick pants and had to hunch up in a ball with her butt sticking in the air to look like she had any kind of ass. People are wanking over an ass that doesn't actually exist.

nhentai.net/g/219610/
i'd make it a spoiler or whatever but idc

Thank you, kind anons.
I will now proceed to beat my dick like a redheaded step child

Fan art has to add any kind of ass cause the original didnt have one.
>MFW

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Have you seen the webm where Zelda forces Link to watch her fuck Gannon, Gannon creampies her, then Midna sucks out whatever cum is left in his cock. Right after, Midna kisses (and snowballs the cum) Link and tells him "This is the closest you'll ever get to Zelda!" ???

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Princess Zelda has cute feet!

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I want it.

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Here
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4542102

women do the darndest things.

O_O

Envision

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Cute!

ok this is based

I loved it. Got all the shrines with only a little help for the last few. Had about 170 hours and cleared all DLC. My favorite open world experience and even though it's different, I love it just as much as the other zelda games. The little moments made it special.

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GOD i wish that was me

Found the virgin

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I’m not even a Zelda fan but maybe it’s about time you guys do what FFXIV players did and make a general in /vg/ to separate the fetishist freaks from people who have actually played your games.

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Linkle mod is on switch too

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FUCK!QIO Im on no fap i gotta stop browsing Yea Forums

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Any good BotW streamers that do crazy stunts or expert combat?

lawd, more

most of my stuff is fat

That's totally fine with me - just spoil the pictures first so the other anons don't get mad

>smart use of your weapons
Which is not fighting at all because even two silver bobolkins is going to waste away a savage lynel sword.

Then go ahead and start posting.

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absolutely based
post more ass

I want to rub that stomach while fucking Zelda

Pretty sad how the only discussion involved between botw fans is about Zelda's butt. Says a lot about the actual quality of the game.

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My first run was before Master Mode even existed so...

>Those fuck me eyes

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ayyyy
I need more - it doesn't even need to be Zelda

Ok

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Absolute legend - I started a folder devoted to just fat booty a while ago and I could use some more of it

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I already have this saved

Like I know what’s in your folder

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Didn't mean for it to come out like that - I meant for it to be a compliment, since your taste is at least as good as mine
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i know this is mostly fat but I’m running low on fat ass only

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Fat fags please kill yourselfs or make your own thread.

Don’t open the spoilers, retard

We can't make our own thread til tomorrow evening since that's Thick Thursday
You can decide whether or not you wanna continue, then

Last one

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Bruh she's fuckin royalty she probably bathes in the finest hylian floral-scented waters every day.

Then again she's like 3/4 hikikomori and would probably just have her nose buried in ancient Sheikah technical manuals for days on end if her dad, the Champions or Link didn't pull her out of em

>dat Ishinomori comic callback
neat.jpg

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It's THICC Thursday somewhere

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the kind of images you fags post explains perfectly how you could like this fucking game

Link was fucking cheated out of banging his nympho fish gf. Not being able to fuck Riju rotten, either, is just added insult to injury. The game is left open ended, but by having Zelda stick around the implication seems to be that Link was chasing after her dusty granny ass.

Mipha was shit.

Japanese version hints on the fact that Link has a thing for Zelda

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Same I got bored after the the third divine beast, shrines were definitely the culprit of the repetition. I really want the same engine with a smaller map and no shrines.

The first Zelda I actually cared about. She had an interesting place in the story, and I liked that she wasn't perfect. She was kind of a bitch early on but quickly warmed up to Link when she realized he wasn't there to police her or one up her, just protect her and listen to what she has to say.

I love this fish!

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What was your docked/handheld ratio playing BotW?

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100% docked because WiiU, the way god intended.

It's Thick Thursday on the east coast - so you're safe to post now

Did Zelda in the "true ending" piss anyone else off?

Yeah I get that you're the princess and technically my boss but I just saved you and the world you cunt stop ordering me around.

Punished Zelda best Zelda. I actually prefer the english actress because of that. Yeah her acting isn't the best but she had the right tone. She sounds like a girl at the end of her rope and desperate to prove her worth, and when shit goes sideways in the memories she's just broken.

contributing!

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id=69908210

thanks, thumbnail/sample/1200 posters should be shot.

>6 KB
don't break the website, user

>Breath of Wild
More like, breathe in her farts amirtie fellas

>Lick it
God, I need to

Is all people do is want to eat the ass anymore

Like do you want the vagina at all anymore

>tfw too retarded to get off the big plateau

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uuuu

>start the game for the first time
>spend several hours just hunting boars and stocking up on meat to sell for more arrows
>talk to some flamer in a stable about some recipe book in the spooky ass castle
>make a shit ton of stealth food and defense up food
>"shouldn't be TOO bad once I get past the roaming robot assholes right??"
>start getting into the castle
>robots and turrets EVERYWHERE
>go upwards since way less resistance that way, book must be up near the top
>encounter a lion centaur asshole
>panic and climb out of the arena as fast as possible
>it's now raining thunderbolts
>panic more and run around for safety
>end up in some room
>CUTSCENE TIME
>the fuck is a waterblight
>spend 2 fucking hours panicking and shooting and running constantly
>after 5 fucking nightmarish bosses fight what's obviously the final boss
>another 40 minutes of flailing and panic
>becomes giant demon pig
>easily drop his fatass
>YOU DID IT YOU BEAT THE GAME!

pic was me the whole time

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literally any other zelda looks better than this one

genitals are gross user

but a butthole i can empathize with

sauce?

God, is this ass general still up?