JOHN WICK GAME ON PC

Imagine being OP and having to be all like "Damn Mike Bithell, your game looks fucking fine, all sexy with your shitty gameplay and horrific art style"

Yeah they're great.

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>Board game
>Epic exclusive

Meh.

iOS tier game dude. . . . .

who does this shit appeal to? it looks so fucking bad even for an indie shit

This is the kind of game Epic is shilling millions of dollars for?

Epic store? Looks like another bittorrent exclusive ;)

Just play Conviction or Blacklist in panther playstyle.

>Epic games store exclusive
I can think of somewhere else to get it

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I thought Epic games said their store wouldn't have "shitty games" Did Tim sweeney lie again?

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Just look at him, he looks like a slimy piece of shit. Of course he lied.

Movie better not suck or I'll be fucking pissed

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>Another crappy epic store exclusive

who cares.

looks pretty good for a fortnite spinoff

f-fuck, now I have to buy a epic store compatible PC

looks like shit

>garbage looking game is ebin exclusive
>the chink bois are already here
Wowie zowie.

If only the end of the 2nd movie was him finally living a peaceful life for good, cause theres no fucking way they are letting him have a good life after 3.

>epic exclusive

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looks like babby's first xcom-like. epic can have it, since all a true gamer needs is openxcom and UFO defence mods

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>PC and Mac
>Mac
How the fuck do you support mac without also supporting linux
If you have a game running on mac and windows that means you are using a cross platform framework that should have 0 problems porting to linux

Who else gonna torrent it?

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>>actually looks fun to play
Looks like garbage. you're only saying this becuase of REEEEEEEEEEE EPIC REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4ChinaCopyPasta
If this was a Steam exclusive, you woldn't have said a damn thing, let alone make this thread.

not even gonna bother torrenting it

>buying movies made into games
gotta be a top retard to fall for those.

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Sweeney would rather kill Linux if it means it would be a peeve to Steam.

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Fucking fortnite is a better john wick game than this. Why didn't they just make a max payne or fps type game? John wick is for shooting shit with style, not fucking strategy

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This, fuck off OP shill

There already is a John Wick game. It's called PayDay2.

>John wick game finally
>Its epic store shit and strategy game shit
>not fps or tps
Literal monkey pawwed

>Exclusively via the egs at launch
Another timed exclusive
Wonder how many months they could afford to keep it this time
borderlands 3 was 6 months after every other was one year

>silenced pistol gunfight in the subway

that made me laugh but it's a good movie.

>we don't accept crappy games
looks like its the only thing sweeney has been accepting so far
and to think i initially had a positive opinion of his store
what a shame

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who?

He sounds (reads) like such a pretentious suy faggot.

Jesus fuck would Quake 1-tier graphics cost that much more? This looks like absolute shit.

>not hiring rockstar or remedy to make this
>get some faggy indie shitter instead

The animation is pretty bad

The John Wick VR shooter was a surprisingly fun game

terrible

>that atrocious artstyle
>Point n click gameplay
No wonder its epic exclusive, who would buy this steaming heap of shit?

The fuck is a #jhonwick?

>turn based
>those graphics
What the fuck that is quite literally the polar opposite of what I was expecting. Why not make it a Max Payne kind of thing?

so, erm, could you not?

>soulless AAA instead of Soulful Indie

>epic game store stands for quality

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>that colosaal clusterfuck of bad choices
>Soulful
Not every indie needs to be good, user. And any indie selling their soul to epic has no reason to even fucking try. This is just a wasted watered down version of Hotline miami, which is a soulful indie, and a truer John wick game than this embarassment will ever be

>epic store compatible PC

What does that look like?

>at launch

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>Xcom

Oh god, oh no, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh fucking shit.

>Graphics

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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>a Steam exclusive
No such thing

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Do you think Epic is counting the money they give the devs as sales?

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Wat

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>here's your killer exclusive bro

that looks awful wtf are you talking about

i mean have you been in subways, they're pretty loud and everyone's minding their own business because they're all assassins

Looks like shit
If you want John Wick game just play Max Payne 3

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>movie involves shooting a lot of shooting and action
>let's make it a board game!
A Max Payne/Stranglehold clone would've been perfect. How dumb are these guys to fuck up something that simple?

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And I fucked upin the first line.
You can tell I'm mad.

People who can't handle XCOM.

>payday 2 is gonna end up being the only good john wick game
Give it to me straight bros, is wick 3 gonna be good?

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>Killer7-like style
>xcom gameplay
both shit for John Wick

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Technically shooting a lot of shooting and action isn't wrong

Without a doubt.

The gameplay looks like a more shitty AC!D though

Just play payday user

Can we just? Um, I don't know... sigh... I can't even right now. Hrm.

>Game about quick thinking and killing targets efficiently without getting spotted or ganged up on
>Lets forget about other series that have done this such as Hitman, max payne and MGS! Lets make it a top-down game because we're lazy
>What? Hotline miami? That's too hard for our audience of onions-enhanced high IQ males and their girlfriends! We must make it a board/puzzle game instead!
Hence epic exclusive
>At launch
Not even permanently exclusive. This cancer will come to other stores. Fuck

Unironically love John Wick but this looks mediocre at best. I will, however, absolutely buy it day one if /ourguy/ Keanu voices John

Game looks jank as fuck and not in a good way.

Keanu doesnt do va user, not since that matrix game
The suits couldnt even manage to force him to play john wick in payday 2

They said they will keep making them as long as they are profitable.

you can make a better John Wick game if you just mod Max Payne

Why do twitterfags write like if they have brain damage

I though john wick was supossed to be a trilogy?

After chapter 3 there will be a new mc, Not John Wick.

Source?

keanu reeves doesnt do game VA'ing anymore

I'm just guessing.
Ask this one.

it is, they're making spin-offs next and a tv show

cinemablend.com/news/2464029/john-wick-director-wants-to-continue-the-franchise-indefinitely

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>john wick prequel

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>You will live to see another good movie bled dry to create a soulless cash cow franchise
F U C K T H I S G A Y E A R T H

> epic store exclusive

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Wonder if he'll die in 3 or if there will be a secret child his wife had or some shit. I'm up for more Wick if they stay at the same quality.

Probably just gonna be another assasin and a few member john?
I member references throught the movie

I've heard good things about it

>Unity

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you kiiiinda killed my dog, my dude

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It would be cool to follow the green goblin and see what he does or did

nah, apparently it's about a female assassin, wick is set to appear in it and the tv show

>tfw John Wick movies are the only passable western action movies since a decade of shaky cam bullshit
And Dredd, that one was good too.

What's the budget for this game, 50 dollars?

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damn, I won't be able to pee in a public bathroom anymore.

Jesus fucking christ almighty this looks like absolute garbage.
I'd rather see this as a permanent exclusive to ebin store. Because even all that asset flip trash on Steam is ten times better than this anotheronevideogamebasedonmovie.
Timmy boy can keep it.

>here's your epic exclusive
AHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONONONONONNONONONONNOONONONON

lol look at it

Honestly what were they thinking? Just get a competent dev studio and make a game like Stranglehold or Max Payne 3 in the John Wick universe. This is just pathetic.

looks like mobile trash desu

Literally mobile game graphics

That looks fucking disgusting. Chink games store can have that.

Is this some sort of new shill strategy by epic after the last one became to obvious. Last I checked not even normies cared about games tied to movies with a few exceptions.

>erm
Why is every guy in the industry such a fruit

>some fag on twitter makes assumptions
>TIM SWEENEY CAUGHT LYING
Gaming journalism.

>epic paid money for that

I want a game based on Hardcore Henry

I have to admit I like this turn based action game concept. Too fucking bad its on a platform that I won't put my cc info into.

Looks abysmal. I've seen single individuals produce more competent looking games

John Wick was an ironic movie but everyone sees it unironically

Elaborate

The writing on his post makes me not want to experience any game he's involved with. Reeks of soi.

>From the guy who made this game
Is this a fucking joke?

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I wonder how much money Epic had to fork over for this crap, especially due to it be tied to a popular IP meaning Hollywood executives want a slice.

>John Wick is basically built for a game adaptation
>Only thing we got out of it was a solid (but stupidly short) VR title
Remedy would be the go-to for making a John Wick game as long as the IP holder smacks them and ensures the gameplay time vastly outweighs the cutscene time.

What the fuck does that even mean

Why does he write like a nerdy teenage girl.

Indeed

Looks like a fucking garbage mobile game.

Give the John Wick IP to Rockstar, Remedy or The Coalition.

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because he has the intellectual capacity of a teenage girl

The John Wick game people think they want would be completely ignored or at best laughed at. Nobody bought Quantum Break. This guy actually tries something so I'd rather wait and see than shit on it right away.

is john wick actually good or do people just meme about it? I've been seeing stuff about it for so long I'm beginning to think it isn't just a meme

>John Wick game
>not a photo-realistic, neon saturated, third person shooter
No thanks.

It’s literally emulating the original poster, retards

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But the movies are garbage

Quantum Break sold well though?

It's all politics.

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nice bait, name a better action movie in the past 10 years

And its a horrible idea.

So basically it's Metal Gear AC!D without the cards. Cautiously optimistic for a semi-decent gun focused turn-based puzzler.

No it's not, it's emulating fucking Fade do Black.

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Not really, no.

Quickly forgotten (and forgettable) game, almost never talked about. Sales don't tell everything, it had absolutely 0 social impact.

The first Kingsman.

and meanwhile Dredd gets no sequel or TV show

whatever the opposite of fun is, this is it

>Dredd stays in obscurity, untouched by SJW bullshit and bad video game adaptations
You say that like its a bad thing

I can't believe anyone is actually excited about a fucking movie tie-in of all things. This sort of game is almost always complete trash.

>John Wick
>turn-based game
what in the fuck

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>nobody bought it
>sales mean nothing

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The Epic Games Store is a fucking piece of shit and I won't give them a single penny. It can take it's 'exclusives' and shove it its fucking ass. God damn chink malware. I've tried, to no avail. I'll just be happy going to the games store on steam. For the record, when I opened my account yesterday, my Steam store ID was already logged into my real online account. You know how people have shit, like when I went and told them I'd never played Steam before so they'd think I was selling crack? That's what this was: fucking bullshit and I'm pissed.

>Coping this fucking hard
Its a shitty artstyle and the choice of gameplay is a shitty style that has nothing to do with the character or the franchise and relies entirely on sales based off the John wick name. Except.it doesnt even need that because Epic will suffer for them instead

DUDE
CHURCH SCENE

Will the movie be good?

original poster is a homosexual

This game looks like a fucking joke, even before I realized it was turn-based. The animations are stiff as fuck and it's probably only cel-shaded to disguise how bad the models are.
Had a good laugh at the roll animation at least.

>muh subdued action movie for intellectuals

lmao it looks like trash

>EGS exclusive
>it's a stinky piece of shit
EVERY TIME

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>hard difficulty is realtime
>impossible for most humans to manage

n-no it's written by mike bithell he's known all over the world
AND it's epic exclusive. you're just mad because you use steam. im gonna enjoy this masterpiece unlike you haha..

Thats why they're making another one right

gamespot.com/articles/quantum-break-sold-really-well-beat-microsofts-exp/1100-6443009/

Torrent it on linux

>Epic game store exclusive
I think you meant that it's now a CODEX exclusive

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