Everythings fine, day is productive and Meat Lantern is the biggest worry and even then not really

>everythings fine, day is productive and Meat Lantern is the biggest worry and even then not really
>Quiloth Meltdown on 1.76 MHz
>ignore it because no Escape possible
>forget to read Manegement Tips
>end up with noise EVERYWHERE and Food Ordeal
>all my employees lose their sanity
Why god why

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Day 15 and yin and yang ate my training department. What do.

Fuck day 46, white fixer fucks me up

How do I know if I royally fucked up by chosing an Anomaly? HE types seem royal bullshit.

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I was interested in playing this game when it came out but it wasn't getting great reviews. Did the translation ever get better?

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I can't really compare how ti was back then (or if it changed at all) but most of the translation is pretty as for manegment tips and Anomaly backstory but you still get what it's about even if the sentence structure is sometimes whack. It's above machine translations at least.

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*pretty ass

Child of galaxy is best bro.

Birb pls, just go back.

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>misclicked on don't touch me
Fuck that dumb box not literally

For me, it's the Big Bird.

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what a cute and glorious doggo you have there.
Is it being well feeded, right?

>bird escapes
>meat lantern escapes
>food ordeal spawns
>bird comes from the front and food blocks my back by moving into the area behind

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>get the cursed armor
>send one guy to do some repression
>now he's permanently cursed with the spirit of honorabu samurai
>that somehow means that he is now banned from visiting Birb Boi and One Sin because he just commits sudoku when he sees them
But y tho

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lol
fucking moon-runes readers curses.

It only means that you can only do Instinct jobs without dying. I think if you are blew it's only Repression work.

I dunno man, I've been sending this guy to do Insight jobs on B&B and some other abnormalities post-curse, but Birb and Sin literally kill him every time.

>doing aleph suppression quest
>EVERYONE is downstairs kiting the living shit out of nothing's there save for 1 guy i have micromanaging the cross and onesin
>punishing bird escapes
>fine, peck my stupid clerks
>makes a beeline for the intense battle happening downstairs instead
>gets hit in the crossfire somehow
>OH FUCK

Blue = Repression work only
Red = Instinct Work only

I tried to love this game as you do, I wanted to be part of these threads, but I just can't get over the awful combat. I really hope they improve it somehow in the sequel.

I like this one

youtube.com/watch?v=vmLCeSh0iTo

youtube.com/watch?v=9DIkkEl7EiM&t=1s

check this shit out

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alright bros i'm finally starting a core suppression, wish me luck

I have NO idea what the fuck is going on in the story

Cute

all you need to know is that everyone must confront their demons, even at the cost of hundreds of lives

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KoG's laughter and head is super fucking creepy.

Melty sure is a bitch to work with

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Ignore shitty story n gather more e-boxes

Wait until you do Hod's and meltdowns keeps targeting your stat-check abnormalities.

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nice harem

i want audio of her laughing, i remember the first time she breached and 2nd Trumpet starting blaring as the sounds of blood bursting and manic laughing intensified
that said i'm not letting her back in my roster, too much destruction for little payoff once you get her weapon.

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Bend over the desk Angela, you bitch.

The gameplay has changed dramatically since it first came out, it's basically an entirely new game. It used to be about having to keep each abnormality happy, with them having a mood meter (and if they got too unhappy they'd drain your power and activate their ability). Now you can tackle things at your own pace outside of meltdowns/ordeals.

here's my fucking jam
and it plays for my two favorite sephirah
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birb get out of there

Blueberry, raspberry, or chocolate?

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Blueberry is ostensibly the most helpful throughout the whole of a run
the other two have great shit tho

>Just got the training team
>Only three abnormalities even have counters
>None of them can breach
Only even slightly problematic one has been the ice queen but she's under control now. Am I lucky or is this par for the course?

oh but if you meant which I'd fuck none of them, I'm a Long Bird kind of faggot

You know what berry it is

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I had one... two breachers when I got the training team. I got two others IN the training teams, but they were both WAWs and I was absolutely not capable of dealing with them. That quest can wait.

youtu.be/VP6T9t9OOWY
Video has spoilers so don't look if you don't know what core suppressions are.
I like this one.

There are missions that require you to supress abnormalities
Though you got a lot of space to fill still

So I just tried to do dusk
Got green one
Should I have everyone in waw tier by then or is there some trick to it?

Guess who's getting Fetus assignment for the rest of the day.

I am a simple man

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Make strike teams.

>Day 23
>2WAWs only
>have to pick 2 next ones
>Blue Star
>Nothing there
>the THINGS that happen after Feet Goddess escapes on 3rd try

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joke's on you I'm already assigned to Judgement Bird for eternity
*ding*

First boxfuckers, now birdfuckers. What's next?

>now
lol son fuckers of every type were around way back when threads were first made about this
nothing has changed is more like it

I wouldn't worry about it.

H-He's fast!

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Aleph Magical Girl Voltron when

you wouldn't an snake

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Gebura's cock suckers.

hahaha
nice timing

holy fuck execution bullets make shit so much easier. Parasyte tree used to be a bitch demanding so much work despite the decreased % but now I can just kill clerks who got seeded.

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Unironically hoping the next pastebin fic is Queen of Hatred

I rolled a bad one

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Look at him go!

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you can do it, manager. I'm retarded and I managed to beat that day
the claw, beware of the claw though

Why hasn't anyone done a mod that add new abnormalities to the game?

Yes.
They also can be used in even more fun ways, they are incredibly fucking important bullets.

Queen Bee is such a piece of shit.

You can't do attachment work or too much repression. You can do Instinct and Insight just fine.
Also, you can remove the effect by getting a different EGO gift on the same slot.

HE is middle of the road tier, with both WAW and ALEPH being higher. Stick with him, I’d say. It’s natural progression rather than attempting endgame ones early or something. Which one did you get?

>Queen Bee in Central
big mistake just because of how her fucking ability works
it hitting clerks on all of the four levels is fucking godawful
Are you actually having trouble with any of them aside Bee?

HAH WAW

binahs overall design and package is just straight up goat-tier
I love her

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Does this game has anything to do with SCP?

Nah not so far. And QB hasn't sperget out at me yet besides my first attemt to research it

still want a mod that changes all instance of WAW to WEW

SHIT to mod

Queen Bee is honestly the only bad one there, although it is a really bad one.

CONFESS

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There is already a cult that worships Geburas cock.

Super obviously the Korean SCP except not really.
The devs weren't even able to fix their memory leak issues. Or even fix Heroic Monk.

>if I pretend not to see it, I don't have to clean up the mess!

shit tier employees deserve the shark

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only the inspiration, there's only really 1 monster that can be considered a direct copy and it's 173's skinny and meaty cousin from another continent

The story seems pretty good to me when I can understand it through the weird translation.

Judgement Bird fucker here, I'm sorry One Sin but his design hits a bunch of my e-boxes
I promise I'll do all the core suppressions and beat the game as penitence

It has a variety if monsters that can breach.
Else not much. It's not about keeping humanity save from monsters but to harvest energy. The world already is fucked up.

Just got CC
Should I fill it with ultra elites or are level 3 scrubs fine?

I haven't finished the story but did the trailer for the sequel just spoiled me?

Why is Angela a human?

Even then it's not like the whole "Monster that only moves when you aren't looking" idea is unique.

I'm the youtube-user and not sure if I actually want more people to discover the game or me since the community seems pretty comfy at the moment

I forget the name of this game and I wanna try it. Help anons

Central is the pipeline to the top and bottom of the facility, so I'd say the top and bottom teams should have a couple badasses each and then scrubs like all departments should have.
Make sure to put something that you can grind mid/late Justice with there though, it's long running.
also micro each group one level down at the start of every day - trust me, it makes their movement way more efficient

Brain in a jar company

boku no pico

Lobotomy Corporation, Manager-to-be.
We'd be happy to have you aboard.

generally speaking it's good to have 1 chad and a few decent or fodder employees per department. the chad does most of the work while the others either help with suppression or deals with meltdowns if the chad is preoccupied.
Surgery Incorporated.

i dunno why but i feel like if you have to make a show or short about the Abnormalities it'd have to be like Aqua Teen Hunger Force
maybe it's the grotesqueness and surrealism the monsters bring, and how awkwardly animated they can be sometimes

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>the chad does most of the work while the others either help with suppression or deals with meltdowns if the chad is preoccupied.
what no that's a bad idea
agents need to work for their stats, but you need a super badass because whoever's the highest statted(I think, or does the most work) if there's no Captain will be promoted to it, and Captains get a special "Level 4" bonus from their departments. Disciplinary's 10% aspd turns into fucking -20%- for the Captain of it.

Just got this game, day 7 and got wiped by amber dawn ordeal. Can I just ignore them? I only have 2 different armours and weapons and they're both melee

>Day 7
>only two types of armor
user, at the end of the day in the first few days you can grind out all the E-boxes you need for your first abnormalities and get proper equips.
You should at least have sets of armor for two entire departments unless you're really struggling. And it's early, so resetting won't be a huge loss and you can keep what you have in armors.

>get purple noon
>whatever I know how to beat that one
>send one dude to play with Freischutz for a bit to trigger the ordeal
>everyone else rushes to the elevators
>monoliths drop, fail to hit anything at all
>elevator crew rushes back to suppress monoliths
>don't drop monoliths fast enough, start fucking with muh qliphoth
>whatever I can handle this shit anyway
>King of Greed escapes
>lol who cares I'm fighting in the healing rooms anyway
>finish off monoliths
>death message
>what
>forgot that the guy who I sent to Freischutz finished his job and was just standing there in the hallway while KoG spawned right in front of him
>mfw

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What are other wings of the world?

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captaincy is only affected by number of days in a department.

>2 departments
but you only unlock the second department at day 6 right?

fuck
fuck
fuck
everyone is now bald
what do
fuck

There's one in australia where they contain all the aussies who spent too long on Yea Forums, Yea Forums and Yea Forums for the sake of the world

Enjoy being awesome.

Activision, Virgin Media and Tencent

Which abbos are the main characters?

And position in the 'queue' of employees, right?
Else it would just pick someone at random if you put three fresh employees in, yeah? Does it?
Captaincy is also never given up until an Employee with it is transferred to a Department, even if you bring a minmaxed super EGO Gift Agent - and some people never notice this.
Must've gotten two tool abnormalities and no ranged, huh?
Yeah, I also restarted that early because my shit was weird like that. Team got decimated by the same thing you did.

>facility full of meme-spouting sperg-raging bogans
I don't want to face this fear.

there doesn't have to be a captain.

>facility full of abos
NO

The birbs, of course.

>abos
>using a computer

How do you even deal with an escaped Dreaming Current?
I always just retry if it ever happens

regarding tools, you only unlock 1 tool per department (except CC), you get a tool every 4th pick

got a spear from the fairy and some other thing from thousand sins
Just short of the boxes to make fragment's armour and open can's

why does this fit so well

im imagining a couple anomalies about as fucktarded as the ATHF cast hanging around being retarded and just randomly killing clerks mid-sentence and why do i want it so bad

There doesn't have to be if you really don't wanna leave someone in there for 7 days but why would you do that? That's like not shuffling employees into other departments ever
clerk abos sleeping in the hallways and containment

What's with all the threads for this game, it came out a year ago, why is Yea Forums suddenly started talking about it now

vidya waifus and the SCP game we didnt realize we needed

probably just huge fans/devs shilling, not that I can complain, I wouldn't have found the game if they weren't here, at least it's a lot less annoying than subnautica shill threads, which don't even use different pictures every time

You literally leave all your employees in their departments, wait until it's nearly finished with the dash and the moment just one room is left, pause that shit and send the closest agents you've got.
Though you can also do this when it's at four or three just to get them in motion ahead of time.
I don't know if there's a way to tell where Dreaming Current is going to stop, either. Would make it trivial.

Foundation but they got demoted after that lgbt fiasco

:^)

>dev shilling
nah
there was apparently a YT meme video put out somewhat recently or something that probably piqued someone's interest and then they shared stuff on Yea Forums and other people got interested who didn't hear of it, and that's how word of mouth works

This fucker tanked my first green dusk ordeal and single-handedly bitchslapped little red 3 times
post yours employee of the month

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>day 28, good management so I haven't had any breaches to suppress, decide to finally do Hod's mission to suppress 4 different abnormalities
>get worried that it's gonna be a total shitshow, the 4 breaching are gonna be porrcubus, grave of butterflies, rudolta, and longbird
>end up with a single agent suppressing all 4 without a single point of damage
ez lol.

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MANAGER
MANAGER
MANAGER
I love you

Should I buy this game?
The graphics look cute

I had the same issue, I was so worried by the time I did it I slapped their shit six ways to Sunday.
Porcc does basically no damage if you meet the requirements, Grave eats shit from anyone with even light white resist that isn't ranged, Rudolta lol and Judgement Bird's attack is so slow unless you're wailing on him in the dead center of Central it's not gonna hit you. I also did it with 3 of those sans Rudolta, switched for La Luna.

God I hate those Clown fuckers
I always stop 1 point before the Ordeal, spread my Employees out to every Hall with dangerous abnormalities and then trigger it

Lobotomy Corp Sealab knock off when

whats with the influx of labotomy corporation threads now? was there a new update or something?

Someone just made some threads on Yea Forums and since it's been a while and a lot of people never heard of it(and missed the threads back when it had came out) it's become a little popular again.
No updates, they're working on the sequel.

I'm at day 7 and all my people went crazy and had to use the restart. I don't know what happened. I have Sin, Soda Machine,Fairy, the fucking iron maiden and two of the purple types, cherries and a box with a button.

Click it till your game crashes and you unlock it's name

Did you check the button's information?
It's different in the pre-Day agent setup menu, too.
>two of the purple types
>cherries
wat
do you mean Grave of Cherry Blossoms?

>not putting one of the best things in spoilers
user a fag!
FAG!

WHY IS THIS QUESTION IN EVERY THREAD?!!!

BATTLE BROTHAS

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Keep the employees from the hallways and spot his starting point.
After he did his swimm training, he makes a break. This is the time to kill him.

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Yes grave of cherry blossoms.

REMEMBER

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>cute

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It feels like i did something wrong to Grave because after my guy went inside the screen seizured and it said that everybody in the information team is dead and them everybody upstairs went insane. Also the guy that died the previous day to a clown seems to be back

This game has surprisingly nice soundtrack
The alarm music is really alarming

What the fuck is Enkephalin?

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I AIN'T BITCH-MADE MANAGER!
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD !!!

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There should have been a game mode that allows you to play with the perception filter turned off.

This is actual spoilers about how Grave works
When Grave's counter hits 0, it'll possess FIVE people. You can click them rapidly to dispel the possession. So if this didn't happen, it was another abnormality.
Really love the basic music for the day, too.

the drug Hod uses to get high while fucking her employees like the useless sephirah she is.

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magic drugs
literally

Second question...why is my screen all bloody? I didn't even restart the day and everybody is dead

WARNING WARNING MULTIPLE ANOMALY BREACHES IN SECURITY DEPARTMENT
>"hey manager, what do you think about all this robot stuff?"
>alarms, gunfire, and employees screaming in agony in the near distance
>"would you ever put your brain in a robot body?"

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did you click the fucking button?

Yes?

well don't.

>Do not press the button
>Press it anyway
Do you feel in charge?

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Lobotomy Corp anime but it's just Angela fucking the manager to distract him from the various breaches and ordeals and constantly forgetting his name and calling him A

Wait, another button appeared? I just restarted 2 times, an event happened and the third time i restarted the bloody screen popped out. There wasn't anything different

>Love the game
>Read more about project moon
>Apparently, they started making the game back in 2014.
>A year later they launched a kickstarter
>Nobody pledged.
>They closed the kickstarter but told everyone that they wont give up and still manage to finish the game
>Some people left the team
>They get scammed with the translation
>Managed to fix the shit up and release it on steam

Guys, buy the game if you like it. They deserve it. We need more indie games like this ones.

DO IT FOR HER

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>Angela fucking the manager
God, I wish

argh these fucking clowns let everything out

Why are is the whole layoutout that appears so satisfying when you are doing core a supression?

clerks get an upgrade through Hod where they won't panic at lower level abnormalities or ordeals, I've had clerks clear crimson dawn all by themselves with the power of 9mm

Gimme good fics

one of the few times where multi track drifting isn't the answer

bought, now post more slime

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>trust A, he is the new savior.
A fucked up real hard didn't he.

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also spoilers about how your problem works
That's how Don't Touch Me works, user. You can't click it in any way - even its information tabs or portrait. It's the most meta-affecting abnormality there is.

Thank you a lot, user!

Now come to my containment room

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>9mm
>power

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pastebin.com/Dud4vZkx

Are the purple blob ordeals dangerous? I completely destroy them and nothing ever happens.

I like this game a lot.

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Yes i read it now. I chose a bad one apparently. Both the effects were made by it. Cool meta effect though.

How do I train hitpoints when all of my WAW monsters require purple or white?

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RIP Eta18

Use HE monsters.
Spend LOB.
Reset.

HEs are good enough, redshoes or child of galaxy.

invest in either one of those and in the red stat?

Where can I pirate the English version of the Artbook?

It's very cute!

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Forget the slime. Here is something better.

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WHY am I hearing weird breathing in my right headphone? I only have big bird, meat lantern, and the blood tub in the direction. Oh and the iron maiden object.

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Don't look behind you.

Wall Gazer? Nothing There?

Basically this

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Netzach and Hod making out while completely wasted!

How do I deal with the old lady with the piano?
When I send someone in to play he dies after playing.

>9mm

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Who much until some shitty youtubers pick up the game and start normie'lizing it?

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hohoh! this promises to be fun!
very bad, but fun!

Previous thread has a link user

>what are you gonna do, shoot me?
>quote from clerk shot

Really doubt it's gonna happen user
After all it's PC-Only :^)

Its a fucking Bird. How the fuck can it do so much damage.

>subnautica

It's literally impossible to make a proper subnautica thread nowdays.

Decadence is inevitable

LA

Which one?

About a year or so ago. Thankfully it didn't pick up.

My clerks can fight the clowns they just don't do it fast enough. Match girl got out and exploded my security team.

There are several youtubers who play Lobotomy corporation.
Even in the pre release phase.

try not using one of these images, and not keeping the thread bumped by falseflagging gun and mutt arguments until bump limit

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Punishing Bird. Its Meat Lantern except it moves.

So I have to just not let counter reach zero 8 times or what?

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>Gold Rush
I UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND

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__LUNA__

>Punishing bird
>lots of damage
lmao nigger just don't shoot him lmao

So let me get this straight
This guy entered Lobotomy to try and break every employee from the eternal cycle they're stuck in by giving them the sweet release of death?

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>and not keeping the thread bumped by falseflagging gun and mutt arguments
Gun bitching has nothing with shilling to do, though.
That's just regular shitposting.

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DON'T PUNCH BIRDS YOU FAGGIOTO

no, thats a later mission. Just finish with as little work as possible.

Yes. He was unsuccessful.

Yeah its bullshit, don't fight it, after a few pecks it will get bored and go back on it's own.

...

>called punching bird
>not supposed to punch him

Spoilers for how she works:
She usually goes after a single agent or heads straight for your break room, so isolate her mark or gtfo from the room(she will not explode if her mark's not in the room with her.) She also has like 5 seconds to actually detonate and that's more than enough time to run. Even if you just stay away she's easy to deal with, just tricky.
Yup lol.

It's my personal theory that the abnormality is based on B's story. Who tried to shut down A's plan and save everyone but was murdered and trapped just like everyone else. So the abnormality was made from that emotion, like Bloodbath and Snow Queen are made from Carmen's.

It's talking about this

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i made this

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I would have bought the game right now to support them if they didn't announce a completely different kind of game for the "sequel".
I'll buy it on sale later.

so that's how he gets all the way to Extraction Team

It basically just means complete the day without doing too much work on Abnormalities. Basically be efficient.

so wait, Angela is a recreation of Carmen, and Angela loves A like Carmen did but A hated Angela because she's an AI? So then why did she kill A?

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[ H E L L O ]
>Splatters
>Screams of terror
>More Splatters
>End
Hey, This fucker is hard. Time to restart lel

A wants to die sometimes

Pipe bros where we at?
Everyone here has a gun.

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Autistic AI

Fuck I was about to make the same joke. Well done.

Why?
Nope, I don't have any of those.

Hey Yea Forums, CHOO CHOO!

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Weird, I used to think sword and hammer was the hardest phase, but I tried a gun and she just stood there and took it.

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What game is this?

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Ticket please.

Cock N Ball Torture

OH FUCK MY TICKET

Bald Corporation 2: Bald Harder

I really want a natural selection multiplayer version of a game like this where one player is the director and has to manager the other players to keep everything secure.

Brain Surgery Association

Call of Duty: Bad Corps

Lobotomy Corporation

Lobotomy Corp is a game about two individuals, one a sociopath, and the other a human, who each have been kidnapped by a group of unknowns. The sociopath kidnaps the human and tortures him until he agrees to help the other human kidnap themselves. The sociopath then sends a third human and one other individual on his quest to find and kill the human. The two kidnappers and one human find each other the way they do for the original three and together they form the final goal -- kidnapping the last survivor of a group that has killed off hundreds of people in their quest to save themselves as human beings.

Angela getting off to employees and clerks dying, probably.

How the FUCK do you deal with the magical girl

It's only day 17 and even with max temperance I can't reliably prevent a breach.

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>the magical girl
Which one? There are three different ones.

>Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself

But she only gets off to the manager gathering a bunch of energy efficiently

QoH, probably. The others are easy to handle with max temp.

Queen of Hatred

so i got AN ending just a few hours ago and i wanna write something about the game so gib some ideas
does this game have a '''perfect ending'''? i think i have royally fucked up some segments.

There's a difference?

>tfw the one bro who sticks by you to help you get through all of this is literally Jesus

Angela was created wrong. Unlike the other robots who retained a certain amount of their humanity, Angela doesn't have Carmen's soul. A's creation of Angela was warped by his grief and mental issues following Carmen's suicide and he immediately regretted making her.

Combine this with the fact that Lobotomy Corporations endless cycles were torture for her she ended up pure evil and doing shit like murdering B.

Angela isn't shown to love A. And it's not even shown that Carmen loved A, just that she was a caring person in general. A definitely loved Carmen, but hates his creation of Angela.

Angela also wasn't ever shown to kill the incarnation of A that you play in the game's story. She killed previous As when they failed to finish the work, but what happens to A in the end I don't think is explicitly told. He just disappeared. She shut down/murdered all the other characters though.

What kind of story, user?

How many core suppression you did?
To have the true ending you must do all of them

I am moderately sure it wasn't happy before
I was juggling it between two employees and I am suddenly really worried about that second tip

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>kawaii uguu girl
wait until 2 more works for a meltdown to occur. work on her as the second to last work before the meltdown and when she's at about 14-16 positive boxes immediately do another work to trigger the meltdown, causing her to go hysteric but immediately recover after the 16+ positive work is done.
>yellow blob girl
just don't work on her if you don't feel like dealing with her lol
>blue girl
just don't let the blessed employee die lol.

Keep doing what you're doing.
Actual spoiler: You're doing exactly the thing you're supposed to do. Happy Teddy will get huggy with whomever works on it twice in a row.

If you're worried about the name, some abnormalities have titles that are just observations to start with, and then become their actual names once you hit Level 3/4 Observation.

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>Have some pink slime girl
>Force some faggot to work with her
>Now have to quarantine him. Forever.
>He can never interact with another human being ever again
>Slime waifu is his destiny

God I hate tree sap. I only dare to give it to two each day so I'll never be finished with this faggot. Not to mention it makes completing a day much more tense since apparently 30% blowup chance rolls like xcom and make me restart dozens of times before the second cunt survive

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Pick a gift you like and make a story about its obtention.

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Good to know
I was scared there's total visit counter
Nah I was just pretty sure it was simple ambivalent teddy bear and not a happy one

>finish Tippys third mission
>suddenly expositions and meltdowns everywhere
And I thought the game was story lite

>do not fap

You thought wrong, bitch.

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Post more red I like her

>do not nut

Just did a bit ago, was a game where Ia actually used pirating as a demo.

Just don't touch it bro
Who gives a shit if it melts down, you only lose boxes

Naturally I don't touch it, but I want to at least complete the research on it. Then I can forget about it forever.

user, all Sap does is restore all your HP. You don't need to use it at all when you can just idle agents in their command rooms. Alternatively, best to use it just for nearby agents who are about to fucking die or if you REALLY need a pickmeup for someone and you're out of boolet.
That's why Behavior Adjustment and Heart of Aspiration are so fucking good, because they're easy as piss to work with and give big fucking stats.

Recruit a few crappy agents with no gear and throw them at it

Oh, I say that after you posted .
Yeah, best to just make some 1LOB chucklefucks and have 'em chug.

why all the hate for birds?

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I hate how this fucking game keeps wasting my time right at the fucking end of a day
It takes literally a single fuck up and poof, the perfect run, ruined cause a single V faggot managed to get a bad somehow.
GIVE ME BACK MY TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lucky bastard. Clerks are overrated, and aren't people.

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I wish it was that easy, but I got dozens of waws ready to be triggered by agent deaths just waiting for the excuse.

>protecting birds from the real monsters
>hate
Nah

Don't do risky shit at the end of a day, my dude.
If a Bad is going to kill an Agent, you roll the dice every time you send that agent in unless it's ezpz. Even then, there's always a chance.
I slow down my aggressiveness in micro a bit towards the end specifically to avoid risking loss of EGO gifts and progress.
I know the pain though, been CHOO CHOO'd a good number of times.
Damn, sucks. Which ones exactly? You might be able to just slowly do it over days instead of all at once.

What differates clerks from agents? A fresh recruit is basically as useless and probably has the same amount of training.

You can control the agents.

Yeah, like I said, I've been doing 2 and 2 each day. Right on top of my head I got swan, although deaths aren't enough to trigger it, nor is it too dangerous unless other fucks escape too

Clerks are even lower than new agents, theyre only expected to keep the department's functions running and not deal with a single abnormality ever

l-lewd

>basically as useless
lol not even
basic starting Clerks panic at Dawn ordeals and are especially worthless
they also have preeeeeetty bad stats(I think around 10HP)
Plus you can just tap 1LOB at Rank I to make any agent much better than a Clerk.
However once you get Hod's clerk training research they become not-too-bad in regards to Zayin and Dawn ordeals(bar Green) and utterly shit on Orange ones.

Clerks are literally not and will never be people.

Yeah, but I mean, from their perspective. Despite what some bitch ai says, they're both people

their usefulness and potential

I mean, not from a gameplay perspective.
How are agents chosen out of the recruits?

Does rabbit team have any practical use? 90% of the time nothing is too hard to suppress, but the one time I called them to finish up bunkers observation everyone died in less than a minute.

I've been spoiling myself without actually playing the game because I'm afraid of investing the time into this game and end up spending nine thousand hours trying to get the full lore on my own, but that is too large of a commitment so I haven't stopped spoiling myself yet. I have seen the story up to Day 47, and the Asinah suppressions.

On a semi-unrelated note to the spoilered sin above, I'd like to know how many hours have you managers spent on this bloody game. Maybe how many times you went back to First Day as well?

Luck

Took me a few hours but I finally killed Red Mist with minimal casualties.

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Super rushed delivery from a few threads ago, probably should've included a disclaimer that I'm a writefag before I'm a drawfag
>Queen of Hatred and Big Bird dancing during a second trumpet

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They‘re pretty good when you have multiple breakouts and your employees are already busy

Yes? They can hold abnormalities in places if they can't teleport. Issue is that Rabbit Team comes at Disciplinary, and you might not even get it for days after that so you might even be able to handle most anything that gets out beyond the nasty abnormalities. When there's so much shit happening however and you don't have Backwards Clock Rabbit Team can chokepoint enemies and released abnormalities by sealing blast doors.
But yeah, totally makes sense if you don't wanna use 'em, and you'll get agents strong enough to solo Rabbit Team eventually.
currently over 212h

They can be useful as a last ditch measure ifall your fighting force has fallen and all you have left are newbies and you just need to get a thing back so you can finish the day or as an alpha strike against Geburah and Binah/spoiler]

>forgot to spoiler
fug

>Tiphereth
I hoped you used her to suppress Netzach

What's the trumpet? I recall getting them the first time I played some years ago. But now I'm much farther in my new game and hasn't gotten one

The position is unfortunate, it makes it look [CENSORED].

>hod is dead
sasuga hod

Cute! But maybe accidentally lewd

Das cute, user.
Makes it look like QoH is fugging Big Bird with her magic snake dicks

I'm fairly new to the game myself, but seems clerks are common personnel, while your team are employees directly under your command instead of the AI's.

>clerks aren't people
>he actually believes AIs!
Good job, murdering all those innocent people with families because an unfeeling program told you it was okay!

First Trumpet: some abnormality is being a naughty boy and gotten out
Second Trumpet: either another abnormality has gotten out or said naughty boy has killed an agent
Third Trumpet: we're all going to fucking die help us Skull Jesus
Fourth Trumpet: lol nigga we dead
there's still three more trumpets, too

Danger levels

Employees are for lewd!

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is that goddamn maki

Do NOT trust her lies

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I love you everyone

Doing attachment work with Melting Love!

>Clerk
>Agent
>Rabbit Team

Choose the occupation for the rest of your soon to be short-lived life.

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Me in the middle
Crying because my pause button is dead

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Agent, then go balls deep into Queen of Hatred

Agent.

At least I'll have a chance to become an Aleph-tier badass if my manager isn't mean and/or retarded.

So are they AIs made from data extracted from people or are they brains thrown into a box with arms & legs attached?

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Can second line get it's own captain or should I just stick randos in there?

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>CAR
What did he mean by this?

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this artist has so much der frei porn but it's all in a cutesy style so i'm conflicted

Agent. Pray I get picked for powerleveling.

Man, KoG escapes fucking every time I don't perfect her work.

Agent is the only option. Clerks are shit and Rabbits aremindwiped after every single deployment

Wrong, this game is not for lewds.

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Rabbit Team seems lofty
Get the best R-Company sponsored armor and weapons money can buy (But not what L-Company can extract), get a personal teleporter to keep, have your memory wiped of any atrocities you might've committed and you follow the lead of your hot field captain.
Until You-Know-Who ruins everything L-Corp tried to do and ruins the illusion, anyways

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Central is one Department, it just can staff 10 Agents.
One captain only.

Yeah she loves escaping. At least she's fairly easy to suppress.

Wrong again, tripfag.
Cutesy agents are built for lewd.

Only with abnormalities.

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don't respond to it you idjit

I don't think there's a way to predict where she'll go next either.
>[Benny Hill theme]
COME BACK HERE YOU FAT ARSED DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE [DATA EXPUNGED]

I have to work with abnormalities to raise my stats though

nice

It's impossible to tell where she'll go next, but at least the rest of her pattern is super simple. Just pause the game the moment she jumps (or just before, because you can see the portal opening before she actually teleports), group select everyone and send them to the room just behind her next entry point.

Angela gives me lewd thoughts

Hokma and Binah give me the lewdest thoughts
except as boxes

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>binah
For me, it's Yesod.

>Get two new Abnormalities
>No idea how to deal with either of them

Holy shit

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Trial, error, and the reset button

Agents go through a more thorough vetting process and have more skills; Clerks are just meant to push paperwork and make sure the more "normal" things are functioning properly; think a janitor combined with a maintance man and a bottom level office worker.

Like how the FBI has paper pushers and field agents, I guess.

Thank you for the compliments Anons!! I am a coward and a fool so here's an even-more-rushed SFW edit
Thank you for not bullying me too hard

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Cute fat bird

abandon murderer can kind of pass off as Wojak tbqh

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Great work!
fucking stop right now

>finally, FINALLY get knight of despair
>it's on a day I planned on doing the suppression that distorts your HUD so I can't even read her flavor text

time to pull out the wiki

Fucking lame.

Or wait one day you lil' bitch.

You're a disgrace to mankind

I want to make the knight of despair happy again!
Then I wanna go balls deep inside of her

>non-escaped object
BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

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Mananger, I am disappoint.

Which one, user? :^)

>going home to happy wife and loving family/comfy barracks life as if you had a long day at an office not filled with world-ending monstrosities

Seems like you're being paid to be /fit/ as hell, and given top of the line industry weapons and armor untainted by things that can mindbreak you in several ways. Get to enjoy your paid vacation in peace without knowledge of the hundreds of clerks and newbie agents being WHIIIIRRRRRED into the void last weekend or devoured by a monster girl menace the night before.

Better benefits package overall compared to Wellcheer-Abductions Corp.

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I hope you use that motivation to get her more PE boxes.

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The outside world is hell, where would anyone find the time to have a wife and family unless the wife and family are also Rabbits.

I want her to melt my pp to the hipbone

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Of course

would buy a beer for tbqh
dude's fucking radical

She's programed to be as attractive as possible, youre dancing on her palm.

I just realized, Myo is the only real human you interact with in this game other then your agents

Someone post the swimsuit pic

>Got a cute slime girl
>She needs a bazillion boxes and deals a lot of black damage

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Speciest meatbags will be first.

I'd rather have her palm on my face while we fuck in my office

Be sure to take good care of her user

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Her E.G.O's are worth it

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She's cute as fuck and her EGO gear is pretty great, but she's a pain in the ass to deal with.

thats why she's the best. I'll try and see if I can make a card of her in koikatsu

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What counts as a bad result? How many employees?

Temperance and the abnormalities preference.

If yiu unlock an Abby's Basic Info, you can see how many boxes define as Good,Normal and Bad

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smoll number of PE boxes = result bad

For Gebura's mission, is it kill 3 different ALEPHs or any one 3 times?

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So, uh
What does it mean if there is a face above my worker's head which has no eyeballs and looks like it is crying blood?

hahahaha

3 different ones
Have fun

I want to stuff this abnormality into a waterproof, laboratory grade pillow case.

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fug, i have SO and nothing there which are easy enough, but then i'd have to do white night or blue star for the third, neither of which I can do without massive casualties

>mfw

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Melting Love > Red > Knight of Despair > Other Abnormalities > Shit I found behind the thrash container >>>>>>> Queen of Hatred

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dumb frogposter

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just got big bird, what am i in for

>best waifu isn't Nothing There

What the fuck is this flesh book do? Is the boost temporary?
What happens of it has a meltdown?

>big bird

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t. Queen of Hatred fag

I love you.

...

so I got the Plague doctor on day 11
is there a way I can exploit this or am I just on thin ice until I have 12 employees?
because I also have that Iron maiden thing that kills the user so i can exploit that

Think you just answered the question.

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i love it when my Agents get the title of 'smartass', makes me think they're a complete pain in the ass to cooperate with during a containment breach

A big Fluffy-Fluff!

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Take your medicine.

>get gore tree and pervert box right next to each other

fuck you, game

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I want to FUCK Tipheret (female)

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Ain't bad at all user
I like to think that LobCorp is a decent source of inspiration for what to draw and how to learn how to, the creatures range from simple shapes to fully designed terrors of nature, both of which can be good practice

She's really cute
and funny

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I want to fuck Myo.

I bet these two hold hands when no one is looking

I want Gebura to fuck me.

>2 eyes
Faker

good birbs

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definitely strikes me as a casual fucking kind of person in a relationship, not that she'd go for your Clerk-ass

If it has a meltdown you can ignore it, just know that you'll lose a little bit of power. Nothing major, but worth accounting for in your day

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don't lewd your supervisor

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I want to hold the manager's hand and receive lots of praise!

The manager is already taken bud

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But I want to bear her babies.

At first he/she was just a permanent friend for Galaxy Boy in case things went wrong but turned out to be one of my favorite employees.

I want to make out with Myo in front of Angela.

Could my robot body be a beautiful woman?

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At this point I firmly believe it's the same person asking this every thread.

;_;

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unless it interferes/helps PE box production, Angela doesn't give a shit what you do.

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Manager!
Manager!
Manager!

All smartasses and smugents are the best.

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Angela and Nothing There fighting for the Manager's attention

>Celebrate recent victory by bending her over your desk and rocking her world
>She gets memory wiped and has no idea how the fuck she got preggers

Do I go for the Mirror of Adjustment or the Portrait of Another World?

Mirror gives you easy mode justice level ups.

>fighting Midnight ordeals at 2.5x speed
>no pause
Hahaha, nope.

Pray for green, your employees should shit on it before it does half a rotation at the point of doing Hok suppression

Wait, really? Shit.
I'll put the game in my Wishlist and buy it later, where can i read about this story?

Tools don't matter at all.

don't lie to newcomers, user.

Ok look how the fuck do I look at my employee health bars? I can see their max HP but not their current HP, how do I tell if they're hurt and how do I heal them?

youtube.com/watch?v=sNOXWaRb8yk
It's come such a long way.

I think you matter, user

You get them through research. Information department I think.

Just keep playing and you'll unlock it.

It's Research. You'll get it for sure eventually.
They heal a bit every time the green bar fills up at the top of their department, but ONLY if they're in their starting room OR a place that ISN'T a hallway.

You unlock the ability to see that through the information team

Oh. Well now I just feel dumb. Thanks anons.
Now, how the fuck do I handle the monster that changes faces? It keeps killing my guys because it fucking changes to the angry face as soon as my dude opens the door, can I tell them to abort work?

Shy Look? Make your employee run outside its containment until you get the happy face. Easy way to level up all stats.

Just always pause right before they go in. You can cancel work while paused if she suddenly moves.

Camp outside the door.

>Old Lady with a piano fucks me up
>Slime girl fucks me up
>Bee (?) fucks me up
I should have stayed on the upper levels.

>doing routine work with Wall Gazer
>you've been spoiling her and giving her more attention than the employee guidelines suggest, but you've seen so much shit by this point that you have very little fear of death
>you wrap it up, but she's restless now that you're leaving
>her muttering is getting louder, she's saying your name over and over
>sigh and look back to tell her you'll come back tomorrow
>she's presenting and spreading herself for you

>tfw this will never happen to you

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Yes. Keep your eye on Shy Look so you can pause in a flash if she decides to get angry. Tell the employee to move to another room and they'll do that instead of working.
To avoid you getting bamboozled, order people to move to Shy Look's hallway and THEN order work on her.

>bad orb

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Amber: hang out in an elevator room with literally every agent stacked on top of each other. Wait for the mouths to spawn the maximum number of worms. Then wait for the mouths to spawn near the elevator you're hiding in. Then run in, do damage, run out and back to the teleporter. Repeat until mouths are dead then repeat for the worms, hitting them in the back so they deal no damage.

Green: gather everyone in an elevator on the left side of the map. Rush everyone immediately to the dome and kill it before the laser manages to get around to the lefthand side. With ALEPH weapons this is easy.

Purple: nah, dude. Don't bother. Fucking hassle. The altars can't spawn in the long corridors or you're fucked; when the altars hit certain HP values they summon their corresponding damaging effect on top of the altar and if it's in a long corridor it's impossible to dodge unless you're exclusively using weapons with infinite range. The pale altar has to be taken out first so it has to spawn nearby your agent stack or it's a hassle. You probably have to be able to tank a white tentacle hit and a bunch of pale damage hits because it's more or less impossible to dodge them with 100% certainty. Basically you can pretty easily just be completely fucked over by RNG and the other two colours are far easier midnights to deal with so you may as well just reset if you get purple.

Thanks for spoonfeeding anons, very helpful
last question, I played this game originally like 2 years ago, is my waifu(pic related) still in the game? How many not-SCPs are in now?

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She is still in game.

God, I wish La Luna would fuck me

The mirror can save you tons of LOB early on if you get it to switch an employee's cheap-ish stat with their Justice. Eventually it becomes pointless as Justice becomes simple, even trivial to raise without having to use LOB.

This is an emotionless machine, therefore you cannot sexually assault or harass it.

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110

Yes, she's still a muslim bitch and she still has the fucking flame launcher.
There are a bit over 100 abnormies, not counting ordeal creatures and core suppression bosses.

What the fuck is her problem anyway?

I want her to sexually assault me while I'm trying to manage my facility

I want to Kiss Gebura

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I want to drink hot coffee with my bro Chesed

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Ahem
FUCK the Head and FUCK the other wings of the world.

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I want to dump hot tea into Chesed's chassis until it can't hold anymore

Guys Angela just called me impudent human
Is it bad or good?

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>final tip for Big and might be bad Wolf

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Gebura would look cuter if she smiled.

>let's you assign agents from other deparments
Name a better department than control team, I'll wait.

>that one agent no one wants in their department

just like real life

That Research is fucking great because it lets Agents keep their stat bonuses and they can just wander into another Department and get work done like that.
But in regards to ABSOLUTE use in the long-term, Execution Bullets are better, as are Slow Bullets

Der Freischütz is the man

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Some of You Guys are Alright, Don't go to Lobotomy Corp. tomorrow

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People keep forgetting he gave zero fucks when he killed everyone he cared about

I know you guys all really love the birb, but I'm afraid this is clearly the best abbo.

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I really love the stupid animation when they kill your agents

seriously, lol
didn't even manage to save himself with his impulsive murders and attempts to 'atone'
"Having his last bullet vanish, the hunter traveled to numerous worlds. Sometimes he helped those in need or fought evil, but it was all the result of an impulse, not his goodwill. Some called him a hunter of justice, while others called him the bloody marksman."

Punishing Birb is cute but Judgement Birb is the best.
Wellcheer's is also great and I would love to go to Wellcheer's Land and party with the shrimpdudes.

>this pussy can't do shit to aleph but expects 10% of my PE boxes
Pssssh, get a real job wuss, thanks for the gun and pipe loser

>go out of my way to choose anomalies that either don't escape or are EZPZ to deal with
>anything that has instant fuck you murder kill attacks like that pile of bodies bullshit is into the trash
>next mission at day 36 is contain 5 different anomalies and contain HE or lower 4 times
>little red riding cunt gets pissy if containment is breached more than 2 times in a day
>litterally every employee with WAW/HE weapons and armor doggypiling her with me spamming red damage shield
>still lose almost everybody in every department, only level 5 and meme agents survive
looks like I'm restarting again

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I don't think he was trying to save himself or anything, dude was just hardcore Chaotic Neutral.

It's just Korean joke, man. It's like if there was an abnormality that was a giant electric fan which made your employees die in their sleep.

Yeah if you try to game the system and only get easy to handle abs you'll run into a wall for not having any good gear.

I kinda like that. Even if you know what you're getting you still have to take risks in order to get the good shit.

>playing a game where your agents are meant to fucking die a lot
>play it like it's fucking Reset Emblem
user.
Don't dogpile blindly. Have a single agent WALK THROUGH HER, then pause and turn them around to attack her. THEN dogpile her scarred, burned and mauled ass.
You also have to deal with risky shit or you won't get the good good stuff and EGO gifts.

I think she's coming on to you, user. You should make your move.

I try to take only WAWs and ALEPHs for Central Command and I put the majority of my level 5 agents there. That way all the dangerous ones are in a fairly central location that agents from upper and lower levels can still reach if all the level 5s are busy or the level 5s can disperse to the other departments as needed. Also because it's fun watching rabbit team massacre dozens of CC clerks

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>be a shitter
>game shits on you
GG no re

>Day 49.jpg

>joke
>that shit happens there every day minus the funny prawns

>Goddess
no

every time I've run through allowing agents to die I run into a brick wall of only 2-3 agents being left alive for 40 anomalies with 0 lob points to get any more

Are they actually meant to die? How do you accept losing aleph tier equipment that you farmed up painstakingly cause the abnormality was a mega kike but don't have access to and losing a complete EX agent with tons of good traits that took hours to get.

Try getting to the boss battles before resetting.

how the fuck do you lose aleph tier gear? that shit makes your agents literal gods.

Have every single employee with EX stats and those in the Welfare, Disciplinary and Extraction Team have your ALEPH gear

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Memory Repository and shit, son.
Losing agents is the name of the game, and if you need a V agent for something with a new abnormality, you can just unequip their ALEPH shit(no employee needs ALEPH gear to handle absolutely every abnormality beyond White Night)
And since you should be farming HE/ALEPH class abnormalities anyways for e-boxes/gifts, if you lose 'em you can get 'em back easy.