Shantae is a mediocre series

Shantae is a mediocre series

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imagine risky sucking shantae's penis

Yeah but I want to FUCK literally FUCK Shantae if you get what I'm trynna say

Agree.

Ur existence is mediocre desu

Shantae would be better with pubes

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not this shit again. you already ruined the last thread.

It's a fucking sidescroller

Shantae wouldn't shave

I still like having fun in a video game and that makes me happy. Almost like you can like a game without trying to make it the GOTY every single time or something, go figure.

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Pirate's Curse was decent, everything else has been meh.
I hope 5 is good.

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Even if the games will let me down our new eastern fans will keep my willy happy.

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You gonna buy her game?

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I wanna see some more designs from 5.

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I only played 1 hour of the 3DS game and i agree. It's not a fun plataformer.

Only if her hair is sticking out from her pants

I still hope they're going with "different hair styles for different attacks" in this game.
Twintails, braids, or just letting it all flow.

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More Kaufman music is always good.

Glad that Shantae fans never talk about the game they're apparently a "fan" of.

Everyone knows you only play the game for the banging music and the porn it creates later.

imagine someone drawing it haha

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Honestly I'm surprised Necrodancer didn't do a crossover with Shantae instead of Zelda, Shantae has dance moves and rhythm and plenty of fun enemies to fight.

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sequel when?
what about a game based off this?

Well if you have to pick between getting to work on one of Nintendo's most treasured IP's and Shantae then the choice is obvious. Even Bozon would tell them to go work on Zelda if he knew.

Why doesn't Shantae grow her pubes out as a weapon?

Don't be so petty.

There was that interactive handjob

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still, i want more

Well the handjob flash was a commission, so you know what needs to be done

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Fair point, but still. Shantae games have music that's much better suited for rhythm game shenanigans than Zelda.

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I don't get this pic.
Why does this guy have a boner? Why is Shantae all broken? Isn't she a genie? She could fix herself right up.

Give me hairy Shantae puss

I don't. Please elaborate

>Shantae games all have healing potions
>Shantae only demonstrates the ability to transform through dancing, nothing else
>Shantae is only half-genie

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If she grew it out, could she use her pudes as a weapon?

The second part of the picture is Shantae transformed into a toilet and user is peeing on her.

>not hairy Shantae dick
pleb

Can you imagine if a bunch of video game girls did a futa x female party and they came in pairs?
>Peach and Daisy
>Chun-li and Cammy
>2B and A2
>Bayonetta and Jeanne
>Marina and Pearl
>Kat and Raven
>Shantae and Risky Boots
>Fio and Eri
Imagine a bunch of vidya girls on a sex party and some have dicks to fuck others haha

I have seen several of these pairings

Who should be the futas for each one?

She probably could

>HGH took so long to come out Nikki was brought back by Nintendo

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>Shantae will never attack you with your pubes

>girls

>futa = has both
>dickgirl = has dick and no vagina

futas are disgusting freaks of nature, vagnas with penises growing on top of them are a major disfigurement and is not attractive. Even worse is when it has the full package and a vagina, balls growing on top of a vagina is fucking gross

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PC is the best Metroidvania ever made

What does Shantae's hairy muff smell like?

unwashed dishes and rotten fish

The first game and Pirate's Curse were good though.

A sexy protagonist will always save a mediocre game.
That's why all those awful japanese games are successful.

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Squishy!

Shantae is a shitty series of games that are only popular because of the girls.

Yes, I also advocate for more sexy boys in these sorts of games

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I liked the way Shantae pees on Risky in the full pic

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it's just a magical strapon

based

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I haven't been on Yea Forums in a while. Why do Jannies keep deleting Shantae threads?

PC?

They don't like the pubes

Personal Computer

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That model made me appreciate aural sex.

Based

imagine shantae being too big for both risky's mouth and vagina
but shantae won't stop thrusting

>no anus
user what's the point of being too big if it doesn't get forced into the one hole capable of being slowly, tortuously stretched out to accommodate it

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well it's obviously gonna be too big for anus, dumpass

Because it's waifu shit. Little to no vidya discussion actually goes on in these threads. I wish they'd start pruning the RE threads that are just waifu posting as well, but can't expect jannies to do too much work. After all, they do it for free.

Only Pirates Curse is great.

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>he doesn't think Risky is an anal whore who trains on oversized dildos daily for the day she'll be able to wish Shantae's dick to a size that will never begin to fit her other holes

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