>enemy has access to microtransaction armor
Enemy has access to microtransaction armor
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>playing games with microtransactions
>enemy have parasitic balls
>Have to go on a convoluted quest to get something simple.
lol wut.. based orchid
>enemy factions attack each other
Did he just almost lost to a 15 kg monkey? Wtf..
is that a monkey or a cat?
>This just totally randomally happened through evolution bro
based retard
? like if i buy gear for myself he can also use it? name one.
>kill enemy
>can't loot armor
>that post
retardation at its fullest.
monkeys are no joke. read more stuff about biology if you are able to.
>game has too many sidequests
that monkey is likely stronger than him, it could easily tear fingers off
>male party member is a better romance target than any female in the game
By killing it you destroyed its armor.
>enemy is just a bigger recolored version of the previous one from the last level
That's not a full sized monkey you retards. No shit monkeys are strong but that one is tiny.
>game has romance at all
>F2P whale has entered the server
>game has a lot of items and most of them are completely useless instead of having few items but all of them are useful for multiple purposes and makes finding them always a treat
It's also a fast screeching jumping strong little fucker that's going to grab onto your face and never let go.
>female character can get pregnant
>males are flamboyant and beautiful
>females are plain and boring
Is there a gayer bird in existence?
all birds are like that
Most birds and mammals are like that.
Girls gotta sit on the eggs and hide under bushes for months. Boys need to get noticed and push other boys off their turf.
Sneaky fucking orchids
male birds evolved the ability to slay as much pussy as possible over survival
sounds pretty fucking alpha chad to me
>tfw you will never be a fagchad
>enemy is lured out of its spawn zone
>buy game plus all DLC on sale
>Starting a new game while owning all the DLC dumps a ton of high end gear into your inventory as well as quests that spoil the main story for you
that's one angry bowl of sopa
>TES 6 0sex mod
>mario vs diddy kong
Obviously it didn't protect the person you killed, why would you want it?
>Evolution
>Random
>You can't grasp how long of a timespan it took for this to evolve
Based retard indeed
just like humans
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Multiply this by hundreds of millions of years
Reminder that in birds the sex chromosomes are Z and W. The flashy males are ZZ while the plain females are ZW
woke. ignore those other faggots
>he doesn't wear the corpse of his fallen victims to intimidate his enemies
what
Fuck, does this mean that male birds are genetically deficient and dumber or is it only something that happens when you lack the Y chromosome specifically?
>just keep adding millions of years until the probability increases bro
>but geophysiological shif-
>JUST KEEP ADDING MILLIONS
These people are hopeless, don't bother.
>If people evolved from monkeys, how are there still monkeys?
These kind of people
and the earth is 10000 years old right
typical inferior fukcing cracker
Your point exactly?
Start by explaining how evolution is random.
can you white people stop thinking about fucking animals for once in your life?
A Cheetah can run up to 60Mph, has a barbed tongue, and hooked claws for catcing and killing prey.
If a human manages to fuck one, you'd better believe there's consent.
>beautiful design clearly seen in many beings
>the existence of beauty itself
>all beings perfectly adapted to their natural environment
>uuuuh if you wait long enough rocks will grow legs and evolve into lizards and then into birds
>muh strawman
No one said that retard.
>implying you have any comprehension, education or intuition of the advanced biological sciences
based retard incels on an anime board parroting the current pop science crazes
Literally explain how all monkeys aren't wearing clothes by now.
beauty is subjective
but good baitpost
please kill yoursel beastialty cracker
cheetahs are one of the most docile cats and rarely attack humans.
genetic mutation is random. the resulting changes in an animal's morphology and the impact they have on how it interacts with its environment and other animals is not random.
Another thread invaded by christcucks and fedora tippers
Did the camera man die?
Not to mention
>the existence of reality at all
>the existence of consciousness
>the fact that consciousness is typically pleasurable instead of eternal suffering
Bee: Did, did I just get laid?
they attack white people tho they dont like you crackers walking around
That's some good information to have
BRB Fucking a cat
>There are people who unironically believe in creationism
Imagine.
cheetah pussy belongs to the WHITE man, negro!
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>The flashy males are ZZ while the plain females are ZW
This makes a lot of sense, it's similar to why you see the three-colored calico coats only in female cats. The colors are probably all on the Z chromosome
>boss becomes stronger in the next battle
>in captivity, used to humans around
Yeah, right, try in the wild and alone, away from civilization and see what happens
I'm making fucking love to this cheetah
AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
>It's a continouation of the /an/ based webm thread
Fucking based. Post more stuff still downloading from the other thread
>Enemy has multiple weaponry
What bird is that?
you have to raise them form kids tame, wild cheetas kill you crackers, and they tactfully kill you when they grow up too and see your shit is not supped to exist
in the wild and alone, pretty much every animal will run away from humans. including lions and they're a lot braver than cheetahs, who hunt solo