He pirates games

>he pirates games

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does this really happen in america if you pirate?

America is fucking shit then

Yeah, Gaben will personally come to your house and repeatedly kick you in the balls while his goons from the local police force hold you down

based

I pirated every single game i ever played, you know why? not because i didn't have the money or because i didn't liked it enough to buy it on discount, i did it because i like free stuff.
>n-nigger
>sub-human mentality
I don't give a rat's ass, keep paying to devs so i can have new games, KEK

>no mention of slavs
>no mention of BRs
>the only subhumans mentioned are women

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>mfw living outside of america, where nobody gives a shit about piracy because even the goverment pirate software
Stay cucked with your jewish laws, americucks

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Which country

Its weird when you stop pirating video games to feel disassociated. Especially when you already own all games you ever wanted.

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worth the weight

Everyone would be shoplifting if they knew they could get away with it.

>buy game
>recieve my "key" to unlock game from demo mode
>hurrah feels so goood to support the dev yay n shit
>get a nasty virus so have to format drive C
>reinstall game and use the "key" I got when I purchased the game
>does not unlock game, have to get anotherone from the game site
>cant install game on my offline PC thats not allowed internet access.

>download cracked version of game
>unzip,run cracked exe game in full mode
>no bullshitting around trying to unlock it

yeah I like option #2....more convenient, these developers treat their customers who buy their games like were the criminals.

>glorious Balkan countries
>no FBI to bother you
>country doesn't give a rats ass if you pirate
>ISP doesn't give a rats ass if you pirate
>everyone pirates, you're the loser if you don't pirate

meanwhile
>shoplifting
>if you get caught better beg that the police don't show up
>better beg that the security just slaps you a bit and makes you pay
>better pray that no one in your circle finds out
>start praying boy

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Wait, do I need to wear a thief mask whenever I pirate a game in front of my computer screen too?

You know here in the U.S. they teach kids about the “evils” of copyright infringement? I have actually dealt with kids who didn’t want to do activities because of copyright.

If everyone was shoplifting, it would be hard to get away with it.

>At worst you will have to deal with store security and local police (if you are caught)
Get banned from stores, go to jail, where your ass becomes property of the local basketball american population

>jail
>for shoplifting
Do you even lift?

>be dummy retard me
>buy hundreds of games from thirdparty key sellers
>dont contribute money to the industry but yet give money to money launderers
>could've just pirated the game and not given money to the bad guys

Only crack games now if Epic exclusives, but I've sworn to never so this shit again, follow good example anons

>want easy access to steamworkshop and updates n shiet
>buy $2 key from some dubious Russians
No ragrets

Yes, because there's a camera on the laptop.

You get spooked once while shoplifting and you cut that shit out real quick.

Well if it's the closest I can be to being an actual pirate I will take it.

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only if you have a shitty ISP like comcast or something
i've been pirating with a based ISP that doesnt give a shit

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Not if you use incognito mode

lol

not for me in the past 10 years