Game has a feature that fuses two creature together

just cause 2 and 3

>China

that fish probably came out of a polluted lake

>boss can chase you to a different location

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That seal is literally saying fuck you

>enemies have awful patrol patterns

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Still don't get how he's smiling. If a giant pissed off seal swam up and slapped me with an octopus I would be terrified.

I can't even tell what this is

impossible creatures

>game has infighting

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Why though?

Impossible Creatures you silly gooses

Spider tailed viper snake

based birb

>enemies are worth 500 Guild Points

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>enemies are more powerful than you expected

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he's a tourist. as long as he doesn't die anything that happens is just a cool story to tell people when he gets back home

A snake whose tail looks like a spider, it attracts birds to try and eat the spider, but the camouflaged snake eats the bird instead

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i thought he was going to hit it with a hammer

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He isn't a pussy like you.

Is it injured?

>American joins a McDonald's server

Cute, reminds me of my cat

Sauce

where is this? i didn't know hippos could swim that fast

Saving face. That had to hurt extremely badly.

>game has emotes

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Vultures are best birbs.

>Kenshi late game management

What the fuck is his problem? Rude af.

Jade cocoon

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hearty chuckle

>That had to hurt extremely badly

It didn't even hit him, just splashed him with some water. Even if it did it wouldn't be any worse than getting slapped in the face by a girl.

Shin Megami Tensei 1, 2 and 3

>tfw you realize you've made a mistake

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Cute autist dog.

What evolutionary use do these long whiskers have for seals anyway?
Its not like they have to put their face near the ground to get food like cats wolves racoons and foxes do.

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There's an enemy in Rain World that is basically a giant centipede made of spiders kind of like OP's pic.

Based sea dog.

The octopus hit him right in the fucking face with a tentacle.

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No. That would be crows. They're actually very smart creatures. You wouldn't think so because BIRD BRAINS XDDD LOL but don't let it perceive you

hyppos are terrifying. also extremely fast underwater

Lufia: Ruins of Lore

I recognize that hotel room

it's cute

Is this from Our Planet? I've seen only the first two episodes so far and it's God tier

>Its not like they have to put their face near the ground to get food like cats wolves racoons and foxes do.
Not sure about that species of seal but that's exactly why walruses have whiskers, they help them feel around for clams and shit.

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I believe they're of use for feeling currents and the like underwater.

>don't let it perceive you
Speaking of bird brains

I'm aware of crows' intelligence but vultures are still best birbs.

i want to pet a vulture
they look really fluffy

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shut up crow fangay

Its uncanny how much our culture mimics nature. This is literally a red haired tumblerina flossing

it helps them sense when something's in front of them when they can't see in the dark.

Is that a bird or a dinosaur?

youtube.com/watch?v=TzmM_8BIx-Y
how much do they eat

You sound obsessed, my dude.

crows are bros

Sauce? Is it some fat nerd or somethingM

It's a bearded vulture. It eats mainly bones and it bathes in iron deposits to turn red.

ok but where does that webm take place? doesn't look like your average environment for a hippo

>boss is a good boy

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Back to your discord my, tranny

source?

that's a male bird courting a female.

*punches you*

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>enemies can taunt

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i just searched on google "hyppo sea" and this came out: youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

Aren't these the birds ancient chinamen fishermen used to fish with? That shit was amazing.

>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
Literally rent free.

That's not really the same thing. At all.

ok, this is epic

imagine that coming at you in a dark spaceship corridor

can someone create a short webm from this video

youtube.com/watch?v=YAHMcqvL7Vk

The scene where the diver picks something out of the whale's teeth, and set it to be able to be postable in Yea Forums

thanks

>small enemies swarm and cling to your character

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Yes

I guess I'll have to agree with that user

>IM A SEAL
>IM A SEAL
>SUCK MY DICK
>IM A SEAL

why are bearded dragons such bros

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And it still makes you seeth for some reason
>both whoring out for attention and being obnoxious
K

Could be missing a leg on the other side, or he's just being a lazy asshole.

Cope
Cringe
Yikes
Have sex
etc

>tfw legally not allowed to have a pet turkey vulture
why not
yeah sure if they were endangered but they arent

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T. no pump a rum

>both whoring out for attention and being obnoxious
The bird is whooing the female with a courting dance and the female is being enamoured. You're a fucking idiot.

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based snek wears appropriate camo

warning, don't ask for sauce, this is a man

Seething x100

learn how to make webms idiot

>enemy can shift it's form

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Have sex but unironically.

Are you autistic? Quit taking shit so literal. Its a retarded looking bird doing a retarded dance. No one cares about context

i fucking love Secretary birbs.
they always go apeshit when they see snakes and just fucking pummel them to death with their legs.

Cope

>goliath online
>all systems nominal

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No, it clearly hits him in the head.

>t.crow

Are you a teenager? By the five replies making fun of you I'd say everyone does.

nice backpedaling retard

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It's killing the octopus by slamming it.

Unbased and redditpilled.

Nice counter argument

Have you learned your lesson about trying too hard to fit in?

>enemy can dual weild

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post that sauce u fag

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Cringe and bluepilled

>moving goalposts

>those fucking claws
imagine them digging into your flesh and tearing you to bits

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>game has satisfying movement mechanics

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CUTE CUUUUUTE

cute birbo. Probably doesn't know how to react to affection after dealing with death for so long.

>enemy can rape you

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Cute rat

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>chinese man takes a shower

Vermintide 3 is looking pretty good

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gdp 374

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>name 3 games
Digimon games

Based hygienic rato.

They cant swim.
They literally trot along the lake bed.Its galloping under water.

damn nature

This is not a rat, and it's trying to get the soap off because it's irritating its skin. I don't know how the hell anybody finds this "cute".

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>you'll never be this cool

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Are seals just seapuppers?

>Game lets you customize followers

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>enemy can bukkake on you

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>inside_the_showers_of_Auschwitz.webm

lewd

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Nature is mind blowing

Where the fuck did the fish go? These birds have anime girl metabolisms

They literally called seadogs in my language

That’s a bee?

Those bees are pretty as fuck, never seen them before.

What the fuck animal is that.

This is why you don't let small dogs and cats outside without supervison.

>game lets you confuse enemies

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the fuck is a mcdonalds server
do americans actually have those?

CUTEEEE

wahey look at him go

>enemy has stylish armor

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>overfeed dog
>dog gets so fat that he can't live on land anymore
Tragic.

>game has Stealth elements baked into the game
>Stealth is a completely broken
what happened to sekiro?

That's wild. Super cool.

It's where most of the burger music-based OSTs can be heard

After they were bought, they never saw each other again.

Owning cats actually doesn't increase your chances of toxoplasnosis. Cats only shed the parasite for the first week of infection, so don't eat feral kitten turds and you'll be fine.
Almost all infection in humans is caused by undercooked meat or unwashed vegetables.

>enemies can open doors

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>world boss

>hardens on impact
Nanomachines?

I know its just an animal and its not personal but damn this makes me angry just looking at it, the fucking audacity of that thing. I'd fuck that seal up if I could

>tougher enemies just have a different colour pallette

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How long does it take for it to reload?

>enemies can shapeshift into terrifying creatures

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>boss appears in a glorious entrance

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I'd like to but literally all tutorials are shit and 20 mins long and require you to buy fucking software

Don't worry. He's just sleeping.

I don't like that those fish just got group vored.

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>game lags out while you're trying to pick something up

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>incorrectly compares to nature
>gets called for being retarded
>LOL R U AUTISTIC STOP BEING LITERAL
Kill yourself

seriously what is a mcdonalds server
is it only an american thing?

>failing a QTE

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I came here for cute not a boner

Fuuck

boy that bird is pink i tell you what.

...

>The Pain: Oringins

youtube.com/watch?v=uCE_yz2WQO4

>The Enemy AI is so dumb with it's movement, it kills itself

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>Dark Wood Grain Ring builds.webm

>enemy can summon adds and eat them for health

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I didn't know chinese people washed.

>unexpected QTE during story cutscene

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We posting enemy team-ups?

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>That guy that buys the cash shop cosmetics and thinks hes hot shit

Help, I've fallen and can't get up!

Anyone have that video of those wasps buzzing in unison?
Fucking spooky.

user it's a joke about americans being fat. don't read too much into it and lurk moar.

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The sheer number of coincidences over so many many years for something like this to be the end result

bump

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come on user, be honest. is the only thing you'll fuck up a pizza and some gamer fuel?

endgame reference?

What's uncanny is that such a retarded no effort comment caused so much butthurt.

based crabbo

>assault mode activated

>it's afraid

Based Sargonite.

Worst girl.

>it will suck out its insides
>goes down on it
fag

imagine...

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What a pretentious little cunt you are. Do you think that it philosophies about the tragedy of existence while it gnaws at carrion? No it doesn't, because it's a bird and in that moment it is only worried about filling its belly with food. Than later it snuggles with its partner in their nest and maybe they fuck so they procreate. Because it's a bird.
Fuck you. Fuck you, seriously.

What

>tfw you'l never own a slippery pupper to drive around with and take to various bodies of water

>Enemy has long reach

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>liking Starship troopers means you like Sargon of Akkad

Kys

NICE GOLD FGT

Lurk more and stop overthinking about it

What?

T H I C C

Why do those people keep making that shit? Have they never seen a terminator movie?

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Also it's not soap.

>boss enemy is just a normal enemy scaled up

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Not him but I've been eating raw minced meat for years now and I literally cannot recall the last time I was sick, my immune system is tough as fuck

>Better to die than be killed
>It will not be your fist that ends me
youtube.com/watch?v=U8zx9qxCSvM

>Game has ayy lmaos

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literally barrels of fat and protein

Retard

>Game has deadly traps

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i can name 21

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Where is the African driving his doggo?

This shit slays me every time.

Depends on the meat. A good cut of beef should be relatively clean

robots are cheaper than paying people. the great robot war won't be about robots gaining sentience, but rather the working class rebelling since they've been replaced by automation.

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Addendum: when I mean "years" I mean about 18 years and I'm currently 22.

>Don't let it perceive you
w-what will happen?

They think they can control it. What they did to Tay was arrogance. Hyper-intelligent non-sentient machines will become the dominant form of like on this planet.

What are they?

Rent free

*SLURRRRRRRRRRP*

THICC

>When the NPC have a more intriguing dialogue than the MC

youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ

SHUFFLIN SHUFFLIN

Barn owl chicks

>20 minutes long
Oh poor zoomer has to focus in one place for more then 3 minutes

Well he did say "if I could". A man's gotta know his limits.

Can it crush a skull with its weighted ass?

this is one of those cone snail with super poisonous dart gun right?

baby owls

That's actually pretty unnerving.

I bet a vulture gf turned you down and you went into incel overdrive.

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I don't think so user, I'd have gotten a bad batch in all this time by now.
We evolved on raw meat and our stomach acid is so strong it almost rivals the vulture's stomach acid.
If you're not a particularly weak person who is used to a crappy diet, raw meat won't be a problem

Cute bird

Cute

yeah i think so

*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Yes, don't remind me. Now fuck off.

>waaaasdsddsdsaadaadsddssdsdawwwwasdasdsdasd

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dat bird ahegao

Hippos in general are fast as fuck, even on land. People underestimate them way too much, that is why they kill so many people.

>game has enemies that can oneshot the player

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Digimon World games?

this is why evolution is bullshit.

fucking genius camo.

I'm not used to watching webms of robots without there being a guy kicking it and bullying it

>Dude let me kiss you
>No dude thats gay
>Please only once please fish
>aw man I dunno
>Fuck thats weird
>is that a bone-FUCK SHIT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

why do they love tiny box so much

First time anal would be my guess....

>the one creature you find in the gutter right before black gulch

Did he die?

>enemies use teamwork to kill you

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>robot breaks down door
>throw bucket of water on it
>robot is thwarted by earth's most common resource.
Wow I'm so scared of the epic robot uprising.

I personally verified that he died by tracking the story through mexican news sites. I made the webum also

>enemy is weak, but has a OHKO move that's heard to dodge

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>this is why evolution is bullshit.
The snakes of that species that didnt have the camo are dead, but his species is alive. How is that not evolution?

Si

Seriously, what do these people expect? How can anyone feel sorry for these retards?

Basically.

Literally how in the fuck do you just evolve into having a fake spider at the end of your tail?

In botw moblins do this

>Enemy can call for help

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>enemy has intelligent pathing AI

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yeah its a sport based around animal torture, i dont feel sorry for them at all.

Wow the insect queen in the black gulch really let herself go

Imagine using a conspiracy theory backed up by psuedoscience to justify not having a cat.

s-sauce...?

What evolutionary pressure makes a snake grow a fucking spider at the end of it's tail?

Crikey, he's as big as a horse!

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how would the genes know to create that specific camo? Did they have a meeting ?

>game is comfy

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who doesn't love tiny box

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lost

Based ducks.

it lives in an area without much grass and stuff, so its harder to ambush birds

I don't know, study it.
How does any of this go against evolution?
Since reptiles have existed for literally millions and millions of years they had time to simply have tons of different weird species and the ones that didn't work simply died. That's how evolution works: with time weird quirks are developed and the ones that work are passed on because they survive.

The chad duck
The virgin eagle

WHEN IT'S TIME FOR A SIESTA YOU CAN WATCH THEM GO BY

>game has impossible timed escape mission

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stomach acid doesnt kill all parasites. some parasites will burrow into your flesh and not really do anything until you die in order to infect other hosts, though if they had burrowed into your brain they would have killed you. i mean, i think raw meat in america is generally parasite free, but dont think youre completely safe because you've never noticed problems

thats mean

oh fuck my sides

That's cool and all, but why not add a swiveling third wheel and shave off 2/3rds of the cost?

>enemy has a huge line of sight

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youtube.com/watch?v=mBCvuHkavAc

i dun get it

>sandbox game requires you to uprgrade your tools to progress

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>game has parkour

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Even ignoring the animal abuse, it is still straight up idiocy to fool around with a live bull.

Camorants hold it in their gut to die by gastric vore and then shit out the leftovers and regurgitate the rest. This is why they were used for fishing for 1300+ years, they were easy to train and easy to harvest fish.

what happened to the coon?

>enemy oneshots your weak party members

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Why do seals try so hard to talk like depressed human autist?

youtube.com/watch?v=iFWMe4kdWOM

ffmpeg and ytmp3.cc

t. Opus Magnum and Factorio player

lmao

Fuck you

Why do you have a webm of a jew showering?

Sounds like a boogeyman to eat sòy products and processed garbage. I'll stick to my meat.

Assuming evolution requires some kind of pressure is a misunderstanding most people have regarding evolution. There may not be a pressure, but it sure as hell helps that species get more food than one similar without the spider tail.

>procedurally generated levels

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>enemy can shapeshift

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>I don't know, study it.
looks like you need to study it more as well.

>wedge, he's on my six!
>get him off me
>thanks wedge I owe you one

>American """education"""
kys

Nice Iguanadon

suffocated to the plastic bag presumably

>enemies can taunt you

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I'm not the one who doubted evolution, aka something that has been researched for years now. You are.

or you could just cook your meat you idiot

>scared by this
youtube.com/watch?v=kHBcVlqpvZ8

These smug fucks literally spend most of the day sunbathing. They are living life in the ultra comfy difficulty.

>Spawn camping

>game has jumpscare

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it's a Peruvian Pacarana and it has better hygiene than the natives.

the counterweight is likely to offset heavier packages and not just for movement.

>tfw you will never be gulped down alive as a quick snack by a big female bird who needs the energy for a long migration flight to the breeding grounds

Yeah. I mean I get it but like... How in the flying fuck did that happen

I also do that. Minced meat is delicious raw for me so I eat it like that.
Cooking ( especially when it's excessive ) destroys a lot of the nutrients as well. I used to eat raw liver which has a crazy amount of vitamins but recently my taste has shifted and I can only eat it cooked a bit.

DELETE THIS

dude i dont know what the fuck any of that is

>the /pol/ eagles bullying the tranny penguin

>enemies interact with each other

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>millions of years they had time to simply have tons of different weird species and the ones that didn't work simply died
I'm so glad that the ones that evolved were able to hold off eating for millions of years.

Cassowaries have 6 inch blades on their feet.

>Star Wars Battlefront 2 Heroes vs Villains.webm

>AYY HOL' UP HOMIE SOMEONE SHAT IN THIS PLASTIC BAG
>OH NOOOO

the chad vulture
vs the virgin f*x

You re a pussy faggot beta cuck basedeating yuppie city slicking leftist subhuman.

Why live

What?
And what's your point here anyways? That I'm not a fucking expert on the subject? That Adam and Eve is where we come from?
Fuck off retard

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What could the ducks even do to them? The eagles should just have eaten all of them.

thats hot

Trying way too hard there, discord. It's easy to hate both /pol/ and trannies.

>cats can survive terminal velocity falls
>meaning you can actually throw a cat from a plane and there's a big chance it will survive
>dogs can't even survive a two story fall
how can doglets even compete

fucking rip jesus christ

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El Bandito didn't expect physics

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Are you what they call an autistic person?
I think he meant bullshit as in "too good" not as in "isn't real".

legit struggling to see what kind of point you're trying to make here. you think animals didn't eat until evolution "decided" to give them mouths and stomachs?

LOL

minced meat is the most dangerous to eat raw because grinding/mixing it like that can put surface bacteria throughtout the meat. i also really doubt there's any nutrient being significantly reduced by cooking, so tell me what you're talking about specifically or provide a source. even blue-rare steak is significantly safer than totally raw, but i think you put too much trust with your life into the practices of factory farming

cute butt

WASTED

>live in a location with lots of birds and spiders
>have a deformed tail
>catch 4x the amount of prey as your competition

I mean that's a oversimplified version, but yeah. Most of the time having a fucked up tail means you're guaranteed to die and occupationally it doesn't.

PORN
WHEN

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>Failing a QTE

>I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT SO GOD DID IT GOD DID IT GOD DID IT GOD DID IT GOD DID IT GOD DID IT GOD DID IT
P. fucking B&R if you ask me.

>dead space

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What the fuck, is that like a siamese fish or some shit?

>gives personal made-up meaning to the word "bullshit"
>wtf dude youre autistic because you interpreted it with the true meaning of the word
retard

STR > INT > AGI

most animals, including predators, shy away from most conflicts that aren't assured victories. a lot of times it's worth it to just go after an easier target than to fight for a more lucrative one, as a single minor injury can be fatal.

>this machine will never approach your dick with such curiosity before it just deepthroats it after a second

Taking it in the butt doesn't hurt that much, or at all. Why do bitches always fake pain like it's a JAV?

you leave me and my skull measuring calipers alone

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>india
youtu.be/eHCaIvPN2rY

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You heard me, nazi.

Hrm, so predators are just pubstompers/smurfs? Lame as fuck.

>count dracula cape

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Holy shit, that thing is cute as fuck.

>only start struggling when it has fully engulfed you
Yeah.

>gentlemen how do we revive the horror genre

>What?
>And what's your point here anyways?
>struggling to see what kind of point you're trying to make

the ones that didn't eat died off right? and why didn't they eat? because they hadn't evolved enough.

but if they hadn't evolved enough how they fuck did they survive for millions of years? how did one snake decide "you know what I need? a fucking spider tail"

shit don't make any sense.

>That Adam and Eve is where we come from?
didn't even mention anything from the bible. foh

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>Protagonist turns into the villain for the sequel

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>All these replies
I'll make it easier on you dumbasses because you've clearly never spent any time around non-pet animals. If a wild animal brings food towards you instead of away it's trying to share or play. Imagine if all those kayaks were other seals, throw-boi would have his mouthful of octopus to swallow while the rest of them take turns throwing the squishy loser around until everyone's had a chance to eat. I'd cut off a leg with my diving knife to cook some up when I got home as a show of friendship and probably get more free seafood in the future. Stay in the cities or strictly on the trails with your soft, ignorant ways, you basically aren't even human anymore.

>Level Complete.webm

Impossible creatures was so good.

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>implies there can't be multiple dialects with varying meanings of words
>insist that the one you know is the only right definition
Woah there user, maybe you should calm down and go back to playing with your legos

>Donald Duck saves the day

All those eggs could've been baby chickems.

>Lord Chamberlain, We will cross this road in order to visit Our summer quarters, you make sure no peasants obstruct Our voyage

>DEX vs STR
LMAO

>I call the big one bitey

>factory farming
I eat grass fed meat.
And I still call bullshit on what you're saying. I refuse to believe humans are so fragile that you need your food to be perfectly sanitized. We certainly would not be here if that was the case.
>source?
Heat makes fat ooze out of the meat and burns it.

I'm not the one taking shit way too seriously. I askrd how the fuck is this possible? and I implied that there has to be some kind of intelligent design. It was a random comment that didn't need a response.

yet here you are.

>game has deathly ambushes

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Guarantee thats a tranny getting assfucked. You're a fag if you got hard lmao gay niggas

>Boss can be beaten diplomatically

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not sure where this is from, but this video existed way before Our Planet released.

Man that was the shit

You are a blue bus.
Which is my made up dialect for "you're a retard". If you didn't understand it the first time you're autistic sorry

Fuck off

Off topic animal threads are the worst on Yea Forums. Always filled with such massivr faggots.
I do not give a shit that you know about some random fact about a species you saw on some shitty animal reddit forum.

OHNF OHNF OHNF

>enemy is much bigger then you thought

Not him, but what are you on about? We had the Holocaust hammered into our heads in school.

they still use them to fish today, they tie a ribbon around the birds neck so large fish won't fit through, that means any smaller they catch belong to them, but the large ones are collected.

Bait/10

Does the snake realize what its doing? Or did it evolve the instinct to pretend it's tail was a spider as well?

How the fuck does the owl know what the face of evil is? Is evil actually some weird serpentine predatory look or something?

have sex

>because they hadn't evolved enough.
No, because their evolution was one that didn't work.
"Evolving" doesn't mean getting better. It means changing, which can be positive or negative.
I think you're baiting so I'll stop replying to your idiotic posts now.

>enemy has AGI and STR

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that's what leads people to get killed by hippos

people tend to underestimate them because they look dumb, slow and clumsy

>final boss has an entrance cutscene

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then look it up ya lazy moron

Birds are like the only type of animal there is where their babies are less cute than the adults.

While sad the trash bag falling in his face is priceless.

>asylum denied

>throwing fertilized chicken eggs
user pls

To be fair, cats have the most trouble surviving two story falls because they don't have as much time to react.

Fuck you guys I can't unsee it now and it's too funny

>the nutrient he's referring to is fat
theres still plenty of fat in most meat. if youre so worried, sous-vide it, or just slap some butter on top like a real american hero

pro-tip: cavemen cooked their meat, too

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What the hell, those tiny ass waves made it seem like the hippo was fucking 30 feet long when he popped up. Am I retarded?

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Hippos can run at like 20 miles an hour.

immagine not liking animals

cute puppy

Diablo2 lod

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baby vultures are like cloud balls

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>posting an actual game
leave

I'm trying to. I'm not lazy I'm just not very smart and have no idea what I'm doing

do you actually think people play games here?

>the ones that didn't eat died off right? and why didn't they eat?
there are myriad reasons why a species with a certain trait could have died off or succeeded.

>because they hadn't evolved enough.
>but if they hadn't evolved enough how they fuck did they survive for millions of years?
evolution is not a stepwise ascent to animals become "better" beings, it's a model to explain genetic adaptation and the change in a population's genetics over time.

>how did one snake decide "you know what I need? a fucking spider tail"
it's ironic that you're decrying evolution for not making sense when it only doesn't make sense to you because you're applying the top-down teleology native to religious dogma and anti-evolutionist worldviews to your own interpretation of what you think evolution is.

the snake didn't decide anything. snakes that had tails that kinda-sorta looked like spiders thanks to a freak mutation caught more food due to the advantage it gave them. over time those snakes bred more, and so that trait became more common in the snake population.

>The Mad God

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I love that ducks and geese evolved to be the ultimate bullshiters

>have nothing to hurt their enemies with
>charge anything head on like you're an apex predator anyway

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its not deformed, its evolving?

two heads are better than one

>I refuse to believe humans are so fragile that you need your food to be perfectly sanitized.
I don't think throwing your meat in a fire is that complicated of a process, cavemen did it. Also you're talking about eating minced meat i.e. meat that's already been processed, if you want to feel natural at least eat meat as it would be coming off the animal like a steak or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=ltNfIA5kzt0

>florida reindeer
kek

The evolutionary pressure of "fuck man that last bird got away because I was too obvious" and the "whoa this gene made the end of my tail black and if I flail it around, it makes birds come closer, now I can fuck because I caught more food"

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Most of the things that could be automated already has been for working class people. The real animosity will be when AI will wipe the entire intermediary professions. Lawyers, MD,Managers, architects etc.

underrated pokemon

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>game has a feature that splits a creature in two

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Nigger, we certainly wouldn't be here if we never learned how to cook our food

F

What's going on there? Is he trapped under ice or being eaten by smaller fish or what?

>evolved
Sure they did. That makes total sense in a scientific way and not a bullshit made-up-right-on-the-second way.

>I don't think throwing your meat in a fire is that complicated of a process
I think I've already said once in this thread that I do cook the meat I eat, though.

Fuck you, phrenology isn't pseudoscience

They are known for ripping limbs off each other with little to no provocation.

worm boi

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>dealing with death for so long
you absolute faggot

>you will never slip and fall into a giant flower that runs on human semen

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looks like a fish being a fish

The first few seconds don't make me angry, it's just when the kid still tries to soldier through and cut the damn cake is where I feel nothing but pure rage.

Yu Gi Oh for PS1

Persona 5
Yu-Gi-Oh forbidden memories
Digimon world

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cannibalistic freaks

Is this vore?

>Getting ganked in a PvP zone

>birb
>snek
>doggo
>spooder
Anymore tumblr baby talk? I love infantalism.

oh nevermind

You got a hearty laugh out of me, user.

If not cooking your food causes you to die we would have never survived enough to learn to cook it.
No animal on the planet cooks the food.
This is not an argument to eat raw food, as I said twice ( and it's been ignored apparently ) I COOK MY OWN FOOD because it's much tastier to me, but stop with all this parasite and infection BULLSHIT. It's yet another anti-meat propaganda

Porch Monkey

>it's the year 3014
>machines have taken over humanity
>but that doesn't mean that they chose to wipe out humanity
>on the contrary, humans are highly valuable tools for interplanetary exploration and colonization
>machines need factories and resources to continue to grow, but the prospect of building these infastructures from nothing is not worth the input for the output from a machines perspective
>however, humans are very good at sustaining themselves on crude resources such as natural vegetation and local fauna
>as such, sending colonies of humans to the outer worlds in search for new prospective resources has become common for the machines
>each unit is frozen in stasis and sent off to the distant worlds
>on them is a single female and a small legion of male workers
>this female in particular has been cross-spliced with that of a specie of insect found on their native homeworld known as a termite
>because of this, when she reaches maturity her body will undergo an enormous transformation as her reproductive organs grow to enormous proportions
>her entire lower abdomen and stomch will swell to equally enormous proportions as her body becomes a factory for mass reproduction
>a single drop of sperm is more than enough to create thousands of humans
>utilizing this advanced reproductive advantage, human colonies can establish themselves in staggering numbers within as little as 20 years
>eventually they will prepare the planet they call home for their machine overlords to harvest the resources, before moving on

Yeah. You order your food and they give you a number. A friendly McDonald's server will bring a tray of food directly to the table!

That is extremely sad.

What is it with Yea Forums and random animal threads? It's pretty nice.

The fuck is that thing?

Clearly white dude has both, otherwise red nigga could have dodged it

>wow dude I think you've had enough
>muh genetics

>Enemies have insta-kill attacks

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BIG IRON, BIG IRON

>man

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trimming carapace 50k

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>enemies come in hordes

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Why? Is this some kind of tradition somewhere?

>It's yet another anti-meat propaganda

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AWEEWOY WUMBLURM WABY WAWK? WY WUUV WEEWANBLABLISM *FARTS*

>enemies can taunt

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god this bug is fucking cute

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does a flower know it attracts bees?

Theme music:
youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>kid gets egg on head

Aw, that's mean, but kind of cut-

>gets fucking assaulted by a dozen people at once, some straight up smacking him in the face with his own birthday cake

J-Jesus...

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this is one of my favorite mechanics, going back to the ultima days where you could lure enemies to each other, make them fight, and loot the bodies

not even baiting. legit trying to understand how evolution could happen , at least enough to such a degree where it creates a spider from a different species on its tail. it just doesn't seem logical at all. a genetic mutation would have to understand how to create a whole other animal on its tail.

>their evolution was one that didn't work
didn't work for what? eating? did the morphed ones eat all of the food that the other ones couldn't? but wouldn't that mean that they would have to have evolved rapidly to wipe out the original ancestor?

and wouldn't that generation have to have mated with another snake and hope that the deformation was in its offspring as well? usually genetics skip a generation or go dormant. unless it mated with another deformed snake and even then would have to hope thst the deformatity continued or didn't create still births.

I just have questions thats all. and all I get is "durr you just believe in God...hurrr" no I would like a real reason why this evolution shit is supposed to be believed when anyone I ask never has the answer and just hissy fits.

>non-whites

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I'm not like the other flowers.

Yeah, it's called morphogenetic fields.

Go back to high school and pay attention in your biology classes this time.

Retribution when

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>Enemy can use stealth

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Is that a huntsman spider in Australia? Is that why so many Australians end up with fucking spiders in their cars?

>when you finally make it to burning person

I'm surprised those monkeys didn't stick the knife in his skull in the heat of the moment.

that thing escaped from bloodborne

I appreciate the thoughtful response user. I still don't agree with it, and I'm not trying to be "religious" or anything. just curious as to how a mutation could be so accurate to another species.

just doesn't seem logical to me. but I'll just drop it since I've stirred the pot enough, which was never my intention in the first place.

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We saw it the first time

Literally a dinosaur

It's almost as if what we perceive to be evil is actually based on primal fears. I'm sure all that serpent imagery in the Bible has no basis in evolution.

holy shit

fuckin owned

Shut up Eric.

>robots will soon be able to be more nimble than any human/animal
>sturdier too because it's fucking steel
>google is toying with AI to the point where marchine learning becomes a trivial way to entertain yourself on the Internet
>one day they will mix the two
this is some "it's just horse armor" tier bullshit you guys are spouting

simant made me fucking hate antilions
fuck them

>china
probably just prepping that bird for being consumed raw with the fish inside later

that nigga is bulking

>game has invisible enemies

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gdp e374

it was just a prank bro

>managed to make a tiny hole after dozens of seconds of banging
>"lol better switch the place"
at least don't be a retard

>old bear friend never
it's not fucking fair

Dude, civilization literally evolved from the ability to make fire and cook food
We came from a non-compulsory herbivore origin, or to be more exact, a fruit-and-nut based diet (Orang gutang shared out ancestor, iirc). The ability to cook shits expanded our food range, namely harder to eat grain and guess what, meat. Our teeth werent design to sheer meat anyway, with the herbivore origin and all, and cooking made those things much softer, less prone to disease, you name it. The ability to cook grain was also of great important for a very obvious reason too.

This saddens me more than the rest of these webms