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episode IX will have both ewan and hayden as force ghosts. screencap this

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Hello

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why do people hate the prequels again?

Blame Rian Johnson. Solo wasn’t terrible. Mediocre? Sure, but it probably would’ve done okay if The Last Jedi never happened.

I don’t hate the prequels. They’re not good movies, but they’re far from being hatable.

¿Qué tal?

Its not the sequel trilogy.

I got affectionate nostalgia for them, but don't really consider them good. Then again, I think that New Hope is the only genuinely good film in entire series and it was happy accident. I like Star Wars mostly because I loved Lucasarts games as a kid, Rogue Squadron was my first touch to franschise.

They are absolute dogshit?

SECTION RATIO GENERAL

>gets saved via time travel bullshit
>fucks off to look for ezra
>is never mentioned again
the amount of damage that disney has done to the franchise is truly astounding

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This thread is full of reddit users. Why are you guys here?

Que bueno

They're not very fun, plain and simple. I can only really say I like Revenge of the Sith and even then it has plenty of "master, did you remember when we did x?" It's just dumb how they try to build a relationship through off screen events when they've had two previous movies to develop it.

That's surprising, most people seem to see Empire Strikes Back as the peak.

BATTER TO DEATH THEM.

>implying she was ever a good character to begin with

Remove every single plot point surrounding her, as well as all her unique items, and shes just a boring plain jane character

You could literally replace her with any other background jedi and nothing would change
She is, Genuinely, a shit character, and will ruin TCW S7

Retarded waifufags thinks shes "oh-so-great" when she really, REALLY is not

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Half of each movie is literally walking and talking about how other interesting events are happening.

YOU IS REALLY A DAY OF BRAVE

You're at full cock now.

The best thing to come from the prequels was both of The Clone Wars
youtube.com/watch?v=WIj7gIDFDe4

the only thing I like is the clone wars setting, everything else was garbage

I never liked this bitch because I always associated her with the dogshit 3DCG cartoon that superceded based Genndy's smooth as fuck 2D animated Clone Wars show.

They are propped up by nostalgia of the spin off series such as the cartoons.

THE DISGUSTING THING CAME

Remember me?

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Because the movies are awful and Episode 2 is still the worst SW movie ever made

GET

How come he didn't recognise the robots

>dogshit 3DCG cartoon
>hating some of the best animated 3DCG ever made for a tv series
youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
Also Genndy's animation is super flat. It's not perfect

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.

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The worst SW is Last Jedi without a single doubt

No way, Phantom Menace sucks absolute ass outside of Darth Maul.
And there's the new trilogy too.

OH I FEEL FAR FROM GOOD

I still think TFA is worse

They are bad movies but here is one argument that makes them undisputably better than the new ones. Consider this:

How many cool concepts and toys came from the prequels? How many video games or features in star wars games were made with designs that were original to the prequels?

Got a couple things in your head right? Droid designs, ships, lightsabers and so on. Maybe even that one shitty N64 star wars videogame only that weird smelly kid down the road had...
Good.

Now count the same for Episode 7 and 8.

I'm not one to stress the "soul vs soulless" meme, but there is a clear lack of heart and imagination with Disney Wars. A deficit so hard to make up, not even formulaic and technically sleek film making can fix.

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Because they have some pretty heavy flaws if you only care about stuff like clunky dialogue and weird acting between the two characters you're supposed to care about the most (Anakin and Padme). But brainlets can't understand how much of a technical achievement the prequels were, or how creative the art design was. It had ambition, and Lucas wanted to be experimental with a blockbuster budget. I can give credit to a man who at least tries something new, even if he stumbles while still raising the bar for VFX in movies.

They should had asked George some of his ideas but we all know that's not going to happen

>But brainlets can't understand how much of a technical achievement the prequels were
Same reason elitist shitters praise Citizen Kane as god's gift to mankind when it's an unwatchable slog. It was ambitious, yes. It was daring and tried to do things. But that doesn't make it good.

Fuck you Rian Johnson, I was fine with TFA until you showed up and botched it.

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Almost everything about the sequels is so obviously designed by committee after they did market research. Look at this for example.

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>calling the first film New Hope
get out of my sight

this had everything on the later seasons, the managed to make the Revenge of the Jedi more natural when Anakin falls to the dark side

FRIEND, YOU ARE CRAZY

>they used my fanservice ramming ship 10/10 movie
kys roguefag

You are a bold one

no you kill yourself.

I agree with this guy

They're kinda bad, not so bad for me at least that they're unwatchable but I've done that thing where you watch all your Star Wars movies from ANH to the end and the prequels just really do seem like a step down. The camerawork is boring when actors are involved and it's made up for by a lot of CGI which while I'm sure it was impressive at the time is now dated and serves as a reminder that the entirety of the world in which the characters exist is fake, dialogue is sufficient but rarely good and sometimes pretty damn bad, action scenes are either overchoreographed or flashy large scale battles in which most all of the players are CGI. The thing I liked about the prequels is that they did broaden out the Star Wars universe which was always implied to be huge even in the originals and it was enjoyable to see more of it.

I do like the idea of the prequels, but I think their execution needed a lot more work. I don't hate them though, they still spawned the best Star Wars spinoff content like Pandemic Battlefront games and a slew of other excellent titles.

George Lucas is a bad writer and terrible at directing characters, but I give it to him that he's great at worldbuilding and visuals.

Shit taste.

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I think that's the biggest strength of TCW, you actually get to see Anakin at his best, so it actually makes his fall to the Dark Side have more impact. To be honest, the biggest thing I would've changed about the prequels is ditch Jake Lloyd, and have Hayden be Anakin from the start.

Only if you consider it spawned the abortion of TLJ, then yes, maybe the cause is worse than the result.

youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY

Generale Kenobi. Hehehe, sei un bel impudente.

>I clapped, I clapped at the reference

>How many cool concepts and toys came from the prequels?

I only know episode 1 spawned one of the best star wars games of all time.

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TFA is just as bad as TLJ because of how it fucks over the setting, because hacks can't think of anything other than rehash Empire vs Rebels.

OOTMIANS

Why would you clap at a reference you idiot? Dont you know how to stay silent and enjoy the movie?

>Rogue One tied with Empire
>Rogue One above the fucking original

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I am clapping while reading your post right now

I love how people say the prequels story makes no sense, but even Alex Jones can spell it out.

perfect

Rogue One is utterly forgettable

Have sex

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second from the lower right is actually a bothan.

You could play those in Star Wars Galaxies. Otherwise they were such an ugly alien race they only get mentioned in ANH and got retconned by Rouge One where not a single one shows up.

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YOU FOOL

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also the sound design of the prequels was amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=3ME5jhsgmB4
youtube.com/watch?v=ZHde6ey45eM

I disagree. I think TFA at least works on its own but three things really held it down:
1. Rehash of "a new hope" plot
2. The movies hellbent on establishing a new point in the time line. While each of the planets has its charm almost no one in the right mind will say Jakuu is different from Tatooine. They're both dirtholes. In an effort to make the world "feel" bigger they just added stuff. Its kinda like they didn't really think about it much and that kinda blows.
3. First Order straight up are more incompetent than the empire, probably even more incompetent than the TV series battle droids.

You expect me to care what you think?

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t. SEETHING Genndyfag

Rogue One only has cool cinematography and action scenes. They should have let the director do his gritty war film. Not-HK47 was the only character that wasn't forgettable. Felicity Jones is mommy waifu tier tho

Because the original trilogy were ground breaking in nearly every way, and the prequels were at best "okay." To use a food analogy, because I know you fatasses love those, imagine you go to a restaurant and order a filet and it's the best filet you've ever eaten, then you go there again and order the filet and they just server you a hamburger. You'd be angry at the drop in quality, even though a hamburger alone probably wouldn't be that bad if analyzed in a bubble. Then the restaurant gets bought out by Disney and they promise to put filet back on the menu, and you order it but it's just a pile of shit and you realize, maybe the hamburger wasn't so bad. That's Star Wars.

If he referred to ANH only as 'Star Wars' you would complain that he isn't being specific.

Podracer sound design was pure audio kino.

The prequels are bad because Lucas was more concerned with depicting the political drama of this weird world he had in his head rather than crafting a compelling narrative. This made it fertile ground for expanded universe content, but shitty films on their own. They're more like documentaries interspersed with action scenes to show off his cool new technology, which, to his credit, was very innovative and still influential to this day

The prequels were built on good ideas but poorly executed. Lucas relied to much on CGI and made really flat shots.

Also Rogue One consists more of plot holes than of plot, and it ripped off Dark Forces and gender- and racebent the characters.

>smooth
I like his style but not everything was smooth

I want to FUCK Grieve-tan

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You described Final Fantasy Type-0 lol

You know the prequels used more practical effects than the sequels, hell, even the originals, right?

They’re only good for the memes they’ve produced
They are 50 percent filler and pander to children too much

>reddit
Not even redditors can stomach reddit anymore

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>caring about race bending in a setting where playing any sort of human is boring as hell
On that note, I laugh my ass off when journalists complain about Star Wars not having enough "poc representation" for that same reason.

THESE AREN'T THE WAIFUS YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

nu-Yea Forums hates prequel memes for some goddamn reason. Maybe because they can't turn it into a fucking wojack.

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Only in the sense of "number of shots" rather than "percentage of shots", and with Clones and Sith Lucas manages to make even the practical stuff look CGI. That said, the real problem with the prequels' CGI is that they allow Lucas to fulfill his gaudy ambitions in a way practical effects didn't - see also the Special Editions.

What, no they didn't

Love her

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>Maybe because they can't turn it into a fucking wojack.
That doesn't sounds right at all you definitely can, in fact I'm certain it's already been done

I think they mean in terms of sheer volume.

>unironically still giving a fuck about anything new with SW after Disney bought it

There are actual fucking retards like this on here?

>Relied too much on CGI
That would imply the LotR trilogy is also bad because it relies heavily on CGI

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>They're more like documentaries interspersed with action scenes

>Lucas saw many inspiring films in class, particularly the visual films coming out of the National Film Board of Canada like Arthur Lipsett's 21-87, the French-Canadian cameraman Jean-Claude Labrecque's cinéma vérité 60 Cycles, the work of Norman McLaren, and the documentaries of Claude Jutra. Lucas fell madly in love with pure cinema and quickly became prolific at making 16 mm nonstory noncharacter visual tone poems and cinéma vérité with such titles as Look at Life, Herbie, 1:42.08, The Emperor, Anyone Lived in a Pretty (how) Town, Filmmaker, and 6-18-67. He was passionate and interested in camerawork and editing, defining himself as a filmmaker as opposed to being a director, and he loved making abstract visual films that created emotions purely through cinema.
>My primary concept in approaching the production of THX 1138 was to make a kind of cinema verité film of the future — something that would look like a documentary crew had made a film about some character in a time yet to come.

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last time I made a Star Wars thread on Yea Forums with just a scene from a movie I got a ban. Mods have it in for me.

Nice try, Disney. People hate sequels.

Lucas should have kept Star Wars

they did actually

90% of what you think is cgi in the prequels is actually a model set that actors are composited into

CGI is too slow and expensive

The difference is that the LotR films generally avoid trying to plaster every shot with something going on no matter where you look.

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i want to impregnate her desu

WAUZ

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Because they're terrible.

They're poorly written and often boring.

>Disney managed to make Star Wars films so bad, people started to come out in droves and claim they adored the prequels
If you told me this 15 years ago I would have laughed in your face.

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Your friend is drunk, Anakin.
>LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!

Did Lucas REALLY have to dress all the jedi in Obi-wan's robes in the original movie? They should have worn cool uniforms like what Luke wore in RotJ.

and it would have made them look like the fascists they actually were

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Which is weird considering he's repeatedly stated the movies are primarily for kids

What, that was always Jedi attire. Even Sebastian Shaw Anakin at the end of RotJ was wearing them.

gay
wasn't Kenobi supposed to be in hiding?

Yes, but he kept his last name and gave himself a similar first name. I don't think he was the sharpest tool in the shed.

He was living out in the middle of nowhere, both relative to the galaxy and his planet. And remember, in the prequels, at the height of the Republic and the Jedi, most people on Tattooine couldn't recognize a Jedi Knight until they whipped out their lightsaber.

This looks terrible, drawn out and dull like a prequel fight.
It's interesting to see, thanks.

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I'm pretty sure te space monk idea was already on the OT so there isn't much to do about it

they are for kids. Adults just can't understand child level ideas apparently.

youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY

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was about to post this myself, are you me?

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I was 5 when I saw TPM, and I was able to follow the story fine. That said, I thought I was some sort of genius when I guessed that Sidious and Palpatine were the same person after Attack of the Clones. But then again, so did my classmates when Episode III came out.

Even as a kid I was easily confused by this. Why do you mean Luke didn't realized that Ben Kenobi sounds so much like Obi Wan Kenobi? Why not going further with Ben Kenotbi instead

possibly

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Who would've thought Chinese bootleg memers would be here

Prequals did world building much much better than OT. And thats what makes it the best.

Nobody watches SW for the plot, characters, or mediocre mechanics.

They watch it for the world.

>Prequels produced a bunch of good games
>Games based on the new movies will probably be shit
At least after 9 releases they can get a bit more creative

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Says you

>least after 9 releases they can get a bit more creative

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>tfw Disney's marketing machine is hyping up Lucas appearing on the set of IX
>tfw they're probably doing it just so they can blame Lucas when IX doesn't meet expectations
>tfw all he is really doing is taking a look around and doesn't have any real say into the creative process

Are the Despecialized Editions still the most kino way to watch the original trilogy?

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>BB8
>Ren's Lightsaber
>TR-8R's lightning spinny knight stick thing
>Captain Phasma
>Some interesting takes on Star Destroyers

I mean, admittedly the Prequel stuff stands out more at the moment but there's some cool shit in the new trilogy too. Just not enough of it.

He's not wrong, the people who claim that Star Wars is only about the characters are some of the biggest brainlets in the fandom. I'm looking at you, RLM.

What is this and where do I get it?
I believe dad threw away his theatrical version VHS when he bought the DVD special editions.

>Darth Vader turned into a whiny emo that got tricked, not deceived, into turning to the dark side because he had a bad dream. also he raced around in a desert as a kid
>too much emphasis on politics and not enough cool space shit, ep1's infamous opening crawl is probably the best example
>star wars EU syndrome: one example of something in the originals dictates what others of their kind are: every sith is named Darth something and has a red lightsabre and gets Force Lightning(tm) at level 10
>retcons or rushed story telling: people think the jedi are a myth in ANH even though they were running around everywhere 20 years prior. Anakin casually placates a bar crowd by saying "jedi business" implicating the general public was well aware of the jedi
>>leia remembers her mother even though she was like 2 seconds old
>>chewbacca knew yoda and thus the force, yet han doesn't think the force exists at all
>>obi wan does not recognize R2D2 at all
>>cgi absolutely everywhere abused by such fondly remembered scenes as the battle of windows XP and clone troopers vs the ps2 cutscene robots
>>republic suddenly starts wearing SS uniforms and using proto-empire equipment two minutes after sheev declares himself emperor
>>sheev becomes deformed within seconds; generally transitions are rushed in the trilogy and ep3 in particular
imo people think the prequels are bad and don't fill the boots, but don't outright hate or viciously ignore them like the sequels

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Also, Phasma's design itself is cool. Not so much the actual character.

>implying TCW would be good otherwise

Up until 2008 the expanded universe was doing a great job of picking up the slack of the prequels and making Star Wars seem halfway serious again. (pic very much related)

Then George Lucas gets idea that he need to make a cartoon for children. And since it's specifically for children, it has to be full of wacky, crazy shit to keep them entertained, right? So now every character becomes halfway retarded and the dialogue is dumbed down to shit with pseudo-witty one-liners and random sarcasm. Every episode guts something already established in the EU. Mandolorians are mostly gay pacifists and Deathwatch are literal emos. The war becomes years longer, making it even more questionable how it's not more heavily referenced in the OT. Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan duel Dooku, Grievous, and Ventress like 300 fucking times each and it's all pointless. Darth Maul coming back to do literally nothing the whole series then just die to Obi-Wan anyway in a different show is unspeakably dumb.

Disney didn't kill Star Wars, it's just shitting on a grave made in 2008.

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Star Wars characters aren't really that interesting to begin with. Han Solo was cool strictly because of Ford's performance.

battlefront 2 is a good game

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fuck I meant to reply to

Fan-made remaster of the original trilogy. You can torrent it easily or there are blu-rays available on ebay.

>BB8
>TR8R
>Disney's desperate attempt to create another Boba fett
>some interesting takes on star destroyers
None of this is even remotely "cool", the only cool thing you listed is rens saber. And it hope to God you're not referring to the mandator IV when you say "interesting takes on star destroyers".

It would have been fine if they'd had some armor as well like actual knights.

project 4k77 is looking good

youtu.be/nTPU8rY0ZF8

>like a prequel fight.
So it's great then?

>hes a travissfag

And just like that, his opinion was rendered inert

>tfa comes out
>decided to actually go see it
>haven't been to a theatre in years
>people actually clapped when they saw things they recognized
I though this was a meme. They even clapped at the end of the movie
Why do we Americans have to be like this

Nah, story and the characters are the most important aspect of the first two movies. The settings is the backdrop despite how interesting they're. Without it, it's still going to be an effective story. I mean they're simple fairy tale stories after all.

Because people are sheeple and have to follow the opinions of everyone else. The prequels are pretty good.

C O P E, 14 year old

BB8 is cool
TR-8R's WEAPON is cool
I'll give you Phasma but I originally thought she had a cool design

And maybe "interesting" wasnt the right word but Mandator IV is a cool star destroyer fuck u I liked it.

The Mandators don't ever DO anything though, they're literally just there because Disney thinks if the key to making a good Star Wars movie is to just slap on the visuals of all other Star Wars movies, so there has to be a bad guy wedge. They're fucking useless even though they're supposedly so much more advanced and powerful, they're supposedly bristling with more weapons than a super star destroyer even though they're only a fraction the size but they struggle to shoot down even ONE TIE fighter which is stolen from their own hangar, and then do nothing for the remainder of the movies except get blown up en-masse in TFA for the sake of a pretty shot.

Yeah, it's pretty good, if you don't mind the slight cropping and the inherent drop in quality due to being sourced from release prints. When Harmy gets around to putting into the Despecialized Edition though, that'll be a sight to see.

>Darth Vader turned into a whiny emo that got tricked, not deceived, into turning to the dark side because he had a bad dream
That is due to reshoots. In the original filmed version of RotS he genuinely believes the Jedi are taking over.

Like in SWTOR?

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>this metal pizza slice is cool
Why do Sequel fags have such shit taste? This is literally the worst looking ship in the entire franchise. Not too mention how fucking stupid the mandator IV is on a technical level.

>only 26 mother fucking turbolasers
>on a ship this big
>even having this ship in the first place when regular star destroyers can already do orbital bombardment

Uh yeah, that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

Forgot pic.

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No it's shit.

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star wars is basically worthless without the technology

its the same for both ot and pt. Are they good and simple stories? yes but the lingering aspects that people and especially kids remember are things like the carbon freezing chamber, lightsabers, swoop bikes, large metropolises, hologram transmissions, blaster rifles etc

its as pure as cinema gets, it's purely visual. On one level you have the mythological aspect and the story and the plot and the morals and whatever but on another level they are avantgarde fake war-documentary sci-fi biopics

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>26 turbolasers
>they're all on towers on the top, exceptionally flat surface of the ship
>shields are apparently weak enough (or non-existent?) for an X-Wing to two-hit them

It's like their fucking design decision was to cut a triangle out of the surface of the Death Star and put a retarded cannon on the bottom of it.

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How is SWTOR right now? Can I be a sassy jedi/sith? I'm in the mood for star wars and I heard that Sith Warrior has a pretty good story.

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>THESE THINGS ARE FLEET KILLERS
>ship bombards the base on the planet and doesn't target the escaping ships
?????????????

>SWTOR
>good story

No.

It's funny how they pushed Phasma as the next Boba Fett, but then a no-name stormtrooper gets meme'd as a badass by the fans, like how Boba Fett originally was. And they still keep pushing Phasma.

You're brainlet dude and easily impressed by special effects and shit. No wonder you like the prequels. And don't reply to me anymore.

non temete ci rimane ancora..mezza nave

>anakin went for old and busted padme instead of cute and funny ahsoka
What a retard

Lowkey one of the best SW games.

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Yeah, I thought it made a bit more sense for guys who constantly throw themselves into mele fights to actually wear body armor. Even if the Jedi had degraded into essentially space cops and diplomats by the time the Clone Wars started I still feel like they'd probably wear some kind of body armor, policing and negotiation never having been some of the more safe career paths and often involving being shot at.

>And don't reply to me anymore.
>when he knows people will respond to him
Tsundere is so last decade, user.

>Empire at War couldn't have this complexity but in actual 3D.

Why even live?

Yes, Sith Warrior is amazing and the dialogue options are great. Very sassy and smug dialogue options and humor. It's a mix of chaotic & tactical evil where everything works out for you in the end. The lightside options are reasonable and not-cuckish as well.

if you want more after that play Imperial Agent.

Jedi Knight is boring af avoid that.

nah you're the brainlet, only retards are impressed by han solos quips

you're the angel from my nightmare

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Why did they make Ashoka anyways? Feels like it would just take away from Anakin and Kenobis relationship building, which is what they should have been focusing on to begin with. To add that much more emotional weight to where their story eventually ends

Yeah no. Padme was top tier qt. Particularly in AOTC. Which is when he marries her or whatever

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>that time Leia and Luke kissed

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Playing EAW hurts.
>Space battles look cool, but have very little strategy involved
>Ground combat is total ass
>Galactic Conquest campaign is boring and easy
>Story is insanely long and not very interesting

Oh well, at least it was kind of fun the first time you get the Death Star and go around creating Asteroid fields out of planets, but that gets old

>they only get mentioned in ANH and got retconned by Rouge One where not a single one shows up.
They were mentioned by Mon Mothma in ROTJ and many die to acquire the plans for the SECOND Death Star, and had nothing to do with the first.

Come on, son. Come on.

They did wear armor though. Or at least Kenobi did..

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>so love has blinded you?!?
Too much autism in that one

He was basically the real protagonist of the prequels since Anakin was the villain all along.

Delete this Ahsoka was for Skyguy alone

This is why you play mods, vanilla EaW is trash.

Hello re[/spoiler] ddit meme.

oof

You did it reddit.

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That's one of the things I immediately liked about both Clone Wars series, it threw me for a bit of a loop during the prequels that no Jedi ever thought about wearing body armor. I honestly think the armor is a straight up improvement.

I miss star wars games existing.

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Armour kenobi is such a god tier design

Han Solo
with a beard

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HE IS IN MY BEHIND

Ignore him, JK is essentially KOTOR3, essential to the plot, and is a fun by the numbers Jedi story. Consular on the other hand deals more with philosophy and unless you take an interest in that it'll feel boring to you.

>From my point of view the jedi are evil
To be fair Anakin himself was pretty autistic

because she's the lead directors waifu

History will repeat itself one more time, as farce, in all likelihood, meaning in a few decades the Disney sequels will be thought of fondly.

Stormtroopers/imps not being able to aim for shit is canon forever though.

It's all nostalgia. The Phantom Menace turns 20 in eight days, there's tons of people on the internet nowadays who grew up with the prequels.

No. JK is only worth playing if you're a lorefag. On paper it should have all the cool stuff because one of the companions is from the revan novel etc but it's incredibly generic with the most boring voice actors in the game and there is zero nuance to any of it.

In terms of actual quality and enjoyability, Warrior is much closer to a kotor game

t. every class at maxed out

is it gonna be kino?

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Ahsoka cunny would have cured him

I'm finishing inquisitor last and it's peak boredom. If I played it earlier it wouldn't have been as bad. I played JK long before I even knew the Revan novel was a thing back at launch, and there's plenty of people with Kira as their waifu who would disagree with you.

I don't think the Disney Sequels are going to be thought of fondly, even children who are technically growing up with them don't like them as much. It's all about marvel for them now.

I wouldn't hold my breath.

his cousin had a beard

The prequels always at least had the foundation for a really good story. It wss just marred by poor writing. Also I think everyone can agree they expanded on the SW universe in a good way, some of the best SW media (aside from movies) came from the prequel eras. What do the sequels have going for them?

I expect Marvel Netflix tier

Ship looks fucking great, costuming looks fucking great, however that doesn't tell us about the potential quality. Never get hyped for anything, especially Star Wars IP under Disney.

Honestly I like the costume design. But I dont understand why his outfit is just Like Boba/Jango. Is that supposed to just be standard mandalorian armor? I always thought Jangos armor was unique to him.

I like Pedro Pascal as an actor so I might give this a shot.

The only passable prequel is Phantom Menace, and it was pretty bad regardless.

Star wars is dead as shit though. I have no idea what they were thinking with TLJ.

>one officer for every three men

Serving on that ship must have been a living nightmare.

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This fucking meme. Seriously what spawned this "hurr the PM is actually the best prequel" shit?

>Star Destroyer standing by.
>Your orders?

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I hate this

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I want to bite thous things in the top of her head

Is this just about a random Mandalorian bounty hunter, or is it going to be Bobaventures before he spilled his spaghetti and fell into the pit?

brainlets don't understand shakespearean tragedy kino

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I dont think this is about Boba at all. They have said its a completely new character. Which honestly is for the best.

The key difference in my eyes is that the prequels are an honest fuck up, whereas the Sequels are designed to be hollow pandering and malicious destruction respectively. The only thing Disney didn't intend was for fans to tell them to fuck off for doing it.

The leaked footage was genuinely great, so yeah, I think so.

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2012>2005>2008>Shit>2015>Having Cancer/AIDS>2018

The only really cool one was Captain Phasma, but her design's highly derivative (even for star wars) and I wouldn't consider her original. Just like the clone troopers are just gimped Storm troopers.

The actual "original" designs (rens lightsaber and BB8) were mocked quite a bit.

As with everything, it's because fucking reddit got wind of it, drove it into the dirt within a month and then had gateway faggots ruining threads here.
Unlike advice dog and rage comics they haven't managed to kill them, but they're a lot less common.

It is but I don't see an issue with Mandos having a recognizable general armor pattern. Also there are actually a significant number of big differences with the specifics of this guys armor. Jango's armor for example has a breastplate broken up into five distinct separate pieces with another stomach plate as a separate component. This guy's armor is just a single, noticeably thicker plate which bears a lot more resemblance to a real life bullet resistant plate which covers only the vital organs in the chest, he has no stomach plate at all. Jango has a codpiece, this guy doesn't, Jango has smaller less covering thigh guards and a lot more pouches on his belt, Jango's pauldrons are triangular while this guy's pauldrons are bell shaped and almost medieval looking, both Jango and Boba had rangefinders on their helmets and this guy's is bare, they both used jetpacks while this guy has none, their visors are different and so are the fine details of their helmets.

>I always thought Jangos armor was unique to him.
>Fett wore Mandalorian armor in the "shocktrooper" style common during his time, although instead of the more traditional beskar plating, he utilized the less resilient and less expensive durasteel alloy for his armor. Fett was armed with custom WESTAR-34 blaster pistols, BlasTech Dur-24 wrist laser, Czerka ZX miniature flame projector (left gauntlet), and an integrated Velocity-7 dart shooter with Kamino saberdarts on his right arm, among other kinds. Fett's left gauntlet also had a Kelvarek Consolidated Arms MM9 mini concussion rocket, which utilized computer target tracking. Fett used Type-12A anti-personnel rockets, Type-12B capsules, and 1126 rockets. He also carried a field security overloader, sonic beam weapon, wristband retractable blades, wrist mounted grappling hook, boot spikes, and electromagnetic devices in his gloves, enabling him to attract his guns from a short distance.

He had two jetpacks, one of which was a Merr-Sonn JT-12 jetpack; the jetpack was personally manufactured for Jango Fett by Merr-Sonn Munitions prior to the Clone Wars. The other was a Z-6 jetpack manufactured by Mitrinomon Transports. The JT-12 was a compact jetpack featuring a warhead missile launcher. This model was similar to the more heavily-armored Mitrinomon Z-6 jetpack. The Mitrinomon Z-6 was a more common model of jetpack used by the Mandalorians. Many Mandalorians used this type of jetpack, including Jango Fett and Boba Fett. The jetpack included a targeting computer, flight gyros, and a missile/grapple launcher. Both models were favored by the elder Fett. His helmet featured a targeting range-finder that fed him constant data, allowing him to compensate for size, speed and atmospheric conditions. The helmet had a targeting array that gave him 360-degree field of view. Built-in infrared scanners, as well as sound and motion sensors, enabled Jango to lock on to any prey from a distance and plan his attack.

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MEGASSA SQUEEZE THEM.

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Die wanna wanga?

youtu.be/OCP-Y4u-beQ

Army or not
you must realize
you
are
DOOMED

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Fucking EU.

based and genndypilled

Old EU > Nu-EU

It's a dumb point anyways. In a 19 year gap Jedis went from being a mainstream force recognizable to 9 year old slave children in the most backwards society in the galaxy to an ancient religion that high level military leaders don't remember despite having been middle aged at the time, and possibly even having one in his chain of command.

UTINNI
YEOOOOW

youtube.com/watch?v=g3YaWrqL6ig

Whats wrong with that?

They were poorly written and poorly shot.

The original movies were popular because of the spectacle and heroes. It's the EU that made the world building popular. But even then how many books and comics still revolve around the OT characters or their direct family?

IT'S A NEW LAP RECORD

It's honestly a definitive example of soul vs soulless. There is nothing good about Disney's canon except Rogue One. Their books and comics are all completely terrible.

EEEEY ANNIE

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BASED AND PREQUELSPILLED

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They don't anymore
As with literally any series with multiple entries, the prequels instantly became loved/praised once episode 7, 8, and 9 became a thing
7, 8, and 9 are destined to become favorites as well now that a new trilogy has been announced

>N-n-n-no it won't!
Based blind retard

Recently finished the BF2 singleplayer.
Boy...

Media controlled backlash that brainwashed half the fanbase and normies into hating them. Why? Because the Hollywood Jews were extremely butthurt over Watto. Lucas was blatantly shitting on them with that character so they set about destroying him and went to great lengths to kill the reputation of those movies. He did not sell to Disney willingly either, and they have destroyed Star Wars intentionally as their final revenge.

The real BF2 or EAfront2, digital gambling boogaloo?

Ahh okay. Idk why for some reason I thought Fetts armor was unique to him.

Sith inquisitor is also good for being sassy but with the added caveat that you can forgo sarcasm and move straight to electrocution

The Techno Union army beeewowwwooooeeepp is at your disposal, count.

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That Imperial general who was dissing Vader probably thought the Jedi was all just smoke-and-mirrors in regards to the Force powers.

EAfront
The story of the 501st is still superior, though

I know it's not canon anymore but Boba literally just slapped a new coat of paint on his father's armor and ship

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youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

>that scene in AOTC where Dooku literslly tells Kenobi exactly what was going on
Why did he do it?

why didnt kenobi listen to him?

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The Banking Clan will sign your treaty.

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>phasma has a cool and unique design

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I wonder if they’ll ever show us what Grievous looked like before the accident

youtube.com/watch?v=LqXY0qPP4qg
I miss 2000s EDM so much.

>Boba just dlapped a new coat of paint on his fathers armor
See I knew that. Maybe that's partly why I thought their armor waa unique.

clone wars is kino as fuck

This chrome stormtrooper came out in the 2009.

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What's really funny about it is is Obi Wan is supposed to be in disguise, he's wearing clothes that blend and DON'T scream Jedi. Hell, the alien that Luke sells his speeder to wears the same outfit. But apparently Ben's incognito desert robes are apparently what all members of the galactic multispecies warrior monks wear

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Trying to remember it is almost like a fever dream.

1 billion midiclorian big brain move

I dont get it either I like episode 2 and 3 but 1 is unironically worse than 8

Treachery is the way of the Sith.
A) The Jedi become paranoid of their own government
or B) He manages to get Obi-wan as his apprentice, allowing him to have a better chance at overthrowing Sidious. He also had a sentimental attachment to him through Qui-Gon.

It is in the sense that every Mandalorian puts together their kit according to their own needs, but it does follow a general pattern. Notably their armor isn't Mandalorian iron.

He wanted Obi-Wan to become his apprentice to help overthrow Sidious as per the Sith tradition. Obi-Wan wasn't about to fall to the dark side and figured he was full of shit.

user, I SWEAR TO SHEEV, YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT THE PREQUELS AGAIN

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>its noe canon she was Dooku's apprentice pre-AoTC

Where was she in the battle of Geonosis?

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Please make it good, Respawn

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i want to cum on your visor

I SWEAR ON THE FORCE I'LL FUCK THE DARK SIDE OUT OF HER.

Didnt he say something about stopping the Sith though? I cant remember exactly. Regardless you'd think the jedi would have at least bothered to look a little into what a former highly respected Jedi Master was claiming.

/thread

>taking a Sith's words at face value
Only tell the truth when a lie won't serve, my young apprentice.

I can't believe I share this board with subhuman prequel meme redditors. Those movies sucked and you know it.

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Who is this sexy piece of steel

I don't understand why they slapped a magenta filter over ANH when they released the Bluray. It looked ugly as sin.

Standard Sith conversion tactic "It's totally not the dark side if you become a Sith to kill a stronger Sith haha". By the time they would have been ready to challenge Sidious, Obi-Wan would have already fallen entirely so the morality and outcome of the goal no longer aligns with the Jedi pandering in Dooku's appeal.

ahsoka ANYTHING never ever

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This. Fucking this.

I heard Ahsoka fucked Anakin HARD all the time and they had tons of mutually enjoyable sex and loved each other

but no threesomes with padme? what losers!

They're awful. Their writing is bad, and two of the three are very boring films for 50% of their run time. They're so bad they have good meme potential.

In comparison to the new films, they have a soul and they didn't actively hate Star Wars or the fanbase. Even in Revenge of the Sith, Lucas was still going with his idea and he saved any butthurt for the fanbase outside his film.

Prequels are still bad, and so are the new films.

why would you want her in there?
she can't even take a bit of choking

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg

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soul overload. proof that too much soul is a bad thing

1. VI
2. IV
3. V
4. III
5. II
6. I
7. Solo
8. the other spinoff movie
9. garbage
81. shit
729. cancer
...
3486784401. TFA
3486784402. TLJ

>Smuggler has the best dialogue
>Agent has the best story
>But you have to play non force users in a fucking Star Wars game

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I never gave a fuck about story of star wars, I only watched the movies for lightsaber combat

Prequels are good on paper, but they are realized very poorly.

dead game
you can solo heroics

"prequel memes" started on Yea Forums and reddit didn't notice until like 2 months later

FUCK OFF

God the prequels ost was so good.

I hope she's a qt alien and not a nog

Padme is weak shit

aryan goddess or bust

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blonde hair is disgusting

she has a HYPER FERTILE ROYAL pussy.
literally bred to be bred. throw in that raw sexual energy anywhere and it'll be a good time.

I like how not a single person replying to this gave a reason beyond feelings as to why the prequels are bad

Again

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She died after having 1 set of twins
Hyper fertile my dick

Ahsoka, Ventress and Padme are coming to Battlefront II (2017)

if I had to guess Padme might be coming in June since they're also releasing a new clone wars CS map variant for Theed around then

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All the filler takes all the momentum out of the movie
I wanted to watch a space opera, not a space kindergarten school play

kino

>no kenobi-gf to train in ways of force and lovi-dovi sex then cut my legs and arm off in a volcano
Feels like shit

>space kindergarten
>in a movie trilogy about politics and conspiracies

That game still exists?

god do i love togruta females

the only one to rival their pussy power are twi'leks

>they add Villains first

This will mean Ventress gets her 3rd appearance in the Battlefront Franchise before Ahsoka gets ONE

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>Nu battlefront

That's a hard yikes from me chief

It’s just people talking about esoteric bullshit half the time
It’s Star Wars, not Star Negotiations

>shitsoka

>get BFII for five bucks
>enjoying hearing the voices again on the new geonosis mode
>overall pretty enjoyable
>suddenly they release the kashyyk map in rotation
fuck that map it's so fucking awful
>OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO RUN FOR HALF A MINUTE AND THEN DIE TO A JEDI BEHIND A BUSH
haven't had the urge to play since. hopefully the theed one isn't dogshit like kashyyk

Going along quite strong user

Old Satan himself Andrew Wilson said they're committed to the game and theres more stuff to come the other day in an earnings call

If they go hard on the "empire are space Nazis" and then don't make her look like this, I'll be very disappointed
Also adding baddies to your party is kino

it exists now more than in 2017

the pop is higher than at launch and the content is better (you can avoid disney shit permanently now)

shhhhh
Let the boomers enjoy their fake nostalgia theory.
VFX for the prequel were ground breaking and amazing . I would challenge any faggot here to show me a hollywood movie that have a space battle that surpass the assault on coruscant. Just because the technology was still in an early stage in first two movies,you would find some weird shots .
Only blind nostalgia faggots would act like if the yoda puppet is ok or better than the cgi one.

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>tfw the best star wars game right now is a fucking mobile app

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Ironic.

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Well I’ll look forward to getting drunk and maybe even getting to play as Ashoka for like 5 minutes once in five hundred games

By now they've removed most of the obnoxious shit from launch. Still pretty shallow but it's probably worth the money on sale

War is politics by another means, user.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
>Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
>We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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It's aggressive negotiations, actually

>Luke, did I ever tell you about the Sith Assassin Asajj Ventress?, She was the apprentice to Count Dooku (Who was a Good Friend) and was this Sexy Bald Dathomirian Lady who Dual Wielded Lightsabers. We used to fight all the time during the Clone Wars, and every time we did, Flirting would follow. She even saved my life from Darth Maul (who was ANOTHER Good Friend) and His Brother, Anyway, After she Rescued me, she suggested we let this flirting come to light and fuck, right then and there, after all Sex isnt forbidden for a Jedi, and the council wouldnt miss me for another evening. Ill tell you this Luke, she certainly knew her way around the bed, after all, Nightsister Culture is about Dominating Males, and ill tell you this, she certainly did. She even put on her Nightsister Leathers for me! Made me nut in seconds seeing her in that, She rubbed it all over her Smooth Head!. She was a Good Friend

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>artist does porn
>never did porn of Ahsoka
>only even did this pic as a birthday gift for a friend
It's not fair.

Prequel memes have made Sheev one of my favorite characters

Yes, but it’s action, not fucking talking
You can’t make 50 percent of a movie WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS when it’s written by George Lucas, the autist that he is

You mean Galaxy of Heroes or what? The lack of voice acting ruined it for me

This guy is the best part of every trilogy

sheev can't fix the next movie

I would get it, but the game insulted me by being so enormously shit at launch and promising to fuck me over if I had the audacity to try and play it for fun, so I'll never get it.

I hope you're ready for the disney trilogy to ruin him, since he's coming back in ix. Get ready for Emperor ORANGE MAN BAD.

Hello where are the cute aliens.

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basically me except Ive played maybe 1 round of CS and spent the rest of the playtime in an afternoon of triple xp weekend to get anakin to 25

and since then ive just been trying to learn how to use the frosbite mod tools to make lore/eu-authentic clone trooper skins/gear variations. I managed to remove the visors from Phase II officers but I think I'm too dense and lazy to try and bother with texture mods.

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They don't have the same tone as the OT and had overly-campy/draggy writing. The Disney films made people realize how much they still had going for them, however.

Disney shit isn’t canon
Star Wars ended the minute Disney bought it

>visors
antennas*

>KOTOR remaster never ever

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Bringing him back at all ruins him because it makes everything Anakin and Luke did meaningless. Now Rey gets to effortlessly kill him and prove she's the best for the fiftieth time because feminism.

>because it makes everything Anakin and Luke did meaningless.
sequel trilogy in a nutshell

Barriss Offee

fucking hell

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The only thing that could have saved Anakin was the brown alien pussy
A shame he chose the jewgina and turned into space hitler

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Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

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>tfw never watched a star wars move in my life
have i ascended?

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More like Barista Coffee

>Rise of ______
when has this sort of title ever been good?

not canon

barriss offee never became a sith inquisitor

she returned to the light, returned to the war and died a noble death on felucia (shot in the back by clones)

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Why did Dooku become a sith anyways?

watch attack of the clones and revenge of the sith and none of the other ones

Rise of My Dick lol

Aftre reading this I realize now how poorly those movies are written

So he could change his name from “Count Dooku”
He heard “Count Doo-doo” one too many times

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Even that "game" is becoming crazy P2W. Honestly seems like its in its death throes

_the Triad
_the Machines
_the Empire

Thanks Mr. Plinkett

Oh user
No :(

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Turned Darth Vader into a little bitch.

Was cuter when she was younger no lie

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Youre thinking of the second death star plans. They had nothing to do with ANH's death star

BREHS

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So Obi-Wan was THE master of Soresu, right? How badass would he be if he mastered Makashi, too?
>Shield form, ultimate defense
>Sword form, extremely precise offense
I'd love that.

Felt the Republic was too corrupt to get shit done, and he's a massive lawfag.

They were so bad, none of it was organic and the acting was beyond atrocious.

George Lucas is a fucking sell out and he gave Disney Star Wars because of the backlash he received from the prequel trilogy. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

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>EA

Waiting for the gameplay in a few weeks.

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He wants the Darth title

Shitty god of war clone.
>EA

ngl Obi-Wan and Ahsoka is something I really wanna see

>He also had a sentimental attachment to him through Qui-Gon
He did? Big if true, and also nice.

>KOTOR remaster announced
>the story is changed completely so it fits into Disney Canon

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hnnngh

Obi-wan is for the bald bitch

Obi-Wan had a hard life.
youtu.be/T9j7kLG7VK8

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Based

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>fire up battlefront
>90% of the skins are for clones
>zero skins for droids and stormtroopers
Am I missing something?

Products of their time. The original trilogy are still timeless classics.

Isolate the rereleased opening cantina scene from return of the jedi and that's the prequels in a nutshell.

Nah man you gotta capitalize on him saying "Hello there," to the literal 98lbs of Torgrutan ass, pussy, montrals, and lightsabers.

>mfw Kenobisoka

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i mean what skins are you going to give a battle droid

>tfw you grew up liking episodes 1-3
>tfw you find out people hate them and refer to them as "the prequels"

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anthem bombing put the the shekelhoarding into overdrive

>people
boomers*

haven't seen the Clone Wars show yet, didn't Obi-Wan have a mandofu or something?

Ahsoka is for Anakin only I’m sorry this is non-negotiable

>"the prequels"
well that's what they are

Yes they're called the prequels.

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Yeah, He had a fling with a qt Mando duchess while he was a padowan

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

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>qt
Not even debatable. She was hideous.

Yeah, Qui-Gon was Dooku's apprentice, Dooku explicitly said so.

>hideous
She was SIDEOUS

>literally cate blanchett
>hideous

Heres your fucking (you)

I know about that, but Dooku explicitly said that he and Obi-Wan never met.

Right back at (you). The show made her look awful. You can't refute that.

No he is

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I thought he was the Congress.

He's half of it. Common mistake.

I legitimately believe the "I'll deal with him myself" by Grieve right after this is the best delivery of that line in cinema.

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he wanted to find out more about the mysterious threat that was pulling the strings with Maul and all the other weird shit that had been happening. He had to leave the council to find out about this stuff on his own and get some actual work done since the council was inept.

initally his hunt for this mysterious sith was a personal excuse to avenge qui-gon and deliver justice but while discussing his plans with sheev he confessed that he was possibly interested in doing teamwork with this dark side spook since he wanted to see the republic fall. Although Sheev and Dooku shared the same political views etc and openly talked about everything, he was still suspicous that Dooku might be bluffing and performing a super high IQ bait to get Sheev to reveal his true identity.

its implied that eventually sheev will reveal his true identity to dooku once he believes he's trustworthy. so basically dooku and sheev knew each other for some while (even plagueis knew dooku via his business man alter ego)

also dooku was always curious about dark side shit and wasn't hysterical about it like some jedi. He decided it was time to fully tap into it and he finally had the motivation and the resources and the excuse to learn. Fate made him a "Sith". He always wanted to get into that shit anyway, but more importantly it was convenient and finally the right time soon after qui-gon had died.

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Why is Disney too cowarldy to put Twileks in the movies? Is it because they are only good for two things?

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>"He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior... and he was a good friend."

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Camo, Geonosis, those RC black skins

>prequel memes are epic!! sand is rough i have the high ground anakin i am the senate XD

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Well he helped them with episode 9 so there's that.

>when your masterplan goes to shit

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Mid teen Ahsoka > Young teen Ahsoka > Old Ahsoka

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>after everything he'd gone through, Obi-Wan never once considered the dark side
Obi-Wan's the best. No surprise.

Also, the flashback videos on youtube really make me wonder how the fuck Guiness was able to get a haunting look that matches the prequels so well. The guy hated Star Wars, but man that is just serendipitous acting.

Big facts.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Barris Inquisitor is CRINGE and BLUEPILLED and NOT CANON and neither is Rebels

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Guinness was having a vision of a future filled with Soilent "men" obssesed with Star Wars that are even worse than what he could have ever imagined
And before you say I am talking shit daily reminder that the fucker actually had a premonitory dream involving the death of a guy that he would have met after said dream and before his death.

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kys tomber

I'd like to feed and seed that Twi'lek

WATCH

Fuck now I realized that this shitty meme has yet another fucking later
>When you cum inside while fucking you are seeding her
>When you cum inside while she is sucking you are feeding her
It's poetry

Who is this juicy slab of green eggs and ham

>smooth as fuck 2D animated Clone Wars show.
It looked like ass dude.

I mean the actual story behind Star Wars is still really fucking good, he was a good character to play even before full context was given to him and he did a great job of helping to build that foundation for later on

THOSE

NIGGER

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Ahsokas lesbian gf

LITERALLY just listen to the new audiobook which details why he left the order

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>still the worst SW movie ever made
that's

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I bet they make Anakin cum hard
I bet when they ride him cowgirl style they say they have the high ground

but thats Ventress....

>still the worst SW movie ever made
not

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What was jobber fet and his father fucking problem?

>>still the worst SW movie ever made
The

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Fuck the Empire and fuck the rebellion.

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I don't know what's sadder, the choreography itself, or the fact that people have defended this.

They wanted money so they killed people to get it

>still the worst SW movie ever made
Last

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I YIELD, I YIELD

do not do this to me user

Many people who hated them reconsidered after seeing the sequels
Some people just hate Ep2 which I agree with. At least it has a lot of Prime-Padme I guess. And Across the Stars is the best song John Williams has ever written period

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>still the worst SW movie ever made
Jedi

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Based and Zahnpilled

I dunno senpai, I like the throne room fight.

>no [RECORD SCRATCH]

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I don't, they're the best movies in the series.

One more for the good guys

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What the fuck is this, an average match in Mordhau?

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>best bounty hunters in history
>die like idiots
Bravo nomura

Swap TFA with Phantom Menace and I agree with this ranking.

To see if anyone called out the thread for being reddit, and you did! Have a (You)

TLJ had the best writing

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The worst part is that the lightsaber drops perfectly horizontal even though the hilt should weigh far more than the blade.

The Prequels are solid and expand on the setting. They are literally better than the sequel movies will ever be.

Thing is that the Jedi were supposed to be peacekeepers. Not warriors. Due to the various conflicts like the Clone Wars, Jedi started to wear armor when getting into large battles. They stopped wearing armor when the conflicts were over or when people started to think of Jedi too much as warriors. On the other hand wearing armor also served to socialize with the likes of the Clone Troopers or soldiers that were under Jedi command.

Thank you, user. Haven't laughed that hard in a while

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This is fucking surreal, idk what is worse
People who were in charge and thought this was ok
Or people defending this shit

THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMERE

THE SHADOW IN THE BACKROUND OF THE MOURGE

Aren’t we all

not canon

plagueis and eu is better

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greetings from Yea Forums

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So is it worth reinstalling now?

They're absolutely awful movies but at least they've got soul

Have you got the one where Rey gets clearly slashed across the belly in that fight but the directors changed their mind afterwards and left the scene in? It's fucking great, she's held in a lock and clearly cries out in pain but then the guy's other axe gets aibrushed out of the film mid-shot and Rey carries on like nothing happened.

>not canon
>goes muh eu despite it being not canon

of course

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I hate how they cover her up now. Based george was giving us tube tops and cleavage windows, now we barely get shoulders

Hi, Mr Kenobi!

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You mean based Filoni. George was the enabler.

>YOU WERE LIKE A SON TO ME, ANAKIN!
>I LOVED YOU!

yeah probably

I have no idea how bad it was at launch I just bought it on sale for 5€ but its pretty fun. The important thing is there is a dedicated playlist for clone wars stuff that will be on the menu forever. That was the only incentive for me to buy it.

>tfw you trick multiple factions of Imperial remnant forces to give you ships and resources to find the Valley of the Jedi. Only you plan to take it for yourself.

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Don't you have cunny to post?

and slower...

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Is that Spider-Man
Is that Tom Holland

>Republic Trooper

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best Rey design

Thanks user.

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>old republic era > clone wars era > pre old republic > random era I've never heard of > OT era >>>>> reskin OT era (ST)

Oh my fuck I hate Kashyyk
And it's always the very first map in the rotation so you get stuck on that bushwhack planet for YEARS

does this count?

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This guy is going to die, isn't he?

Wasn't there more to this? Something about how he used to give his sperm to the sand people for goods and they called him the Grey White Geyser?

>Master Yoda, I don't feel so good...

No, it's Jerome from Gotham/the gay one on Shameless

both are stupid but left is way worse since it is horribly anticlimactic

>You mean based Filoni.
I doubt that. Filoni himself was very critical and shamed of the tube top stuff and talked about it very sarcastically/mockingly in some panel a few years ago. I think maybe when Rebels had just come out.

I hope Battlefront 2 will have tube top ahsoka but knowing DICE they'll probably put her in a hijab

>now Filoni shows his true colours by being a massive waifufag and ruining TV shows just to put ahsoka in them, all the while not giving her any character at all

Should have been the way snoke died to make the mess and comparsion perfect

>smooth
Genndy's style is sharp and blcky with jump cuts everywhere for "coolness". The cgi cartoon is a great pleb filter. Please know what you're talking about before you speak, even though you're baiting.

Don't waste your time

but why does he explode

He probably got bullied by Kathleen Kennedy.

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To keep the sanctity of the movie continuity he either has to die, turn, or fuck off somewhere far away from the action and decide to not get involved. Those could actually all be proper endings for the game based on your choices, full light side you die and sacrifice yourself to do something noble, amoral antihero route you fuck off and chose not to take sides in the GCW, full dark side and you fall and become another inquisitor who could be explained as being off on Empire business during the GCW and so never directly involved.

Didn't George come up with a red-and-black female Twi'lek Sith that looked like she walked straight out of a porn parody and push to have her in the actual movies or something?

because it's magic and they went for the clone wars "destroy the mothership, all the droids die" ending

>Revan retconned into Rey-van, Rey's ancestor
HIRE ME AND I WILL MAKE THEM CLAP

>Those could actually all be proper endings for the game based on your choices
wrong. the game is a full, start to finish, canon story. it literally can't have different endings since only one will actually be the one that matters to overall nucanon star wars.

She's probably mad that she wan't the one responsible for the best female character in the series

>full light side you die and sacrifice yourself to do something noble
I am so sick of this

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>Luke, did I ever tell you about Elan Sel'Sabagno?
>Elan Sel'Sabagno, also known as Elan Sleazebaggano, was a Balosar medical student on Coruscant who fell in with a bad crowd. He eventually became a slythmonger, and dealt death sticks in the Outlander Club in the Uscru Entertainment District.
>Elan stole the University of Coruscant's medical supplies and sold them to the gangster Hat Lo. He became a slythmonger, and specialized in death sticks, selling to anyone who would buy. He eventually became addicted to his own product, although his Balosar physiology protected him from the drug's harsher side effects.
>In 22 BBY, he offered to sell Rancor nail blades to Jango Fett, and attempted to sell death sticks to me two nights later. After I mind tricked him in the Outlander Club, he went home and completely rethought his life. He managed to break his death stick addiction and swore off the slythmonger business, but soon enough slipped back into his old criminal ways, becoming involved in the trade of other, non-chemical illegalities, such as weapons and stolen goods. However, he still sold "the finest deathsticks in the galaxy, one hundred percent pure".
>Nearly three years after his encounter with me, Elan helped Boba Fett during an adventure on Coruscant, in which he ferried Boba around the city (all the while trying to sell Boba various illegal wares) and provided him with a saberdart, which Boba Fett used in his failed assassination attempt against Mace Windu.
>After the end of the Clone Wars, Sel'Sabagno had once more changed his ways, and was seeking to turn others from the path of illicit drug use. While handing out pamphlets in the lower levels, he bumped into fugitive Jedi Drake Lo'gaan and Zonder, and was knocked aside by a clone trooper who was pursuing the pair. After this encounter, he once more reflected that he needed to rethink his life.
>And he was a good friend.

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This is the best one

Oh it will almost certainly be noble death than, that's the laziest way to get rid of a character so you can explain why they don't show up later.

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Well user, bravo! You managed to translate in words the exact concept i have in my head

>Obi-Wan has PTSD
>Sees flashbacks where he wasn't present in
Always thought how it was possible. I brushed it off as this being the Force sending him visions.

Yeah, the whole, 'you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain' is lazy story telling, but it keeps things interesting i.e., less chance of becoming stagnant.

Don't get me wrong, I would have fucking loved the tales of Badass Old Ben Kenobi, legendary Republic General, going around the galaxy and fucking shit up. I would have loved the tales of Galen Marek helping rebuild the Jedi after pushing Vader's shit in. But it's just not done for some reason.

the sequels have some good toys!

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I'm kinda tempted to pick up Swtor again because the story around Vitiate interested me more than pretty much anything in who knows how many years Star Wars wise
But I'd have to start over because I got b&

Big pity they never made Tyber have a larger role in the old EU. Dude had the potential to be pretty cool. But that will never happen. Nor we'll get a sequel to Empire at War. We'll never see what happens after that cliffhanger in FoC. The one with the carbonited Sith Warriors.

>Vitiate
Always get him and Valkorion(?) confused. Which one ended up becoming mellowed out by Revan's light side while turning him to the dark side before fucking off to some place? I liked that.

He's going to go into some sort of Force Sleep so that he just shuts down until the new movies. That way they can make sequels set in the contemporary movies.

>Not duel of the fates

user...

>Black series
kek

In the Revan days his name must still have been Vitiate

Same guy. Gets killed by the JK and then fucks off to some place after respawning thanks to Revan.

>supposed to be this badass captain
>gets beat up immediately
>spills the beans during interogation immediately
>fucks off forever
jfc