It's not the same bros

>brush script

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I wish a segment of rambling would be devoted to more letters when the topic isn't even interesting. But whatever. The rambling is still fun.

You were told this about five months ago by everybody else who knew it would be shit.

All the both of them care about is Twitch money and that audience and they were always going shit towards the end of SBF to begin with.

Just don't watch or support them. They're already dead and boring.

okay kenshiro

WHA HAPPUN?

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>sets up a patreon
>goes on vacation 6 times a year
Did she finally have enough of his manchild bullshit and cut him off the money tit?

I like Wha Happun. I put them on and similar videos when i'm cooking for background noise. It's not good as a conclusive retrospective but it does well enough. He needs to stop doing them on recent games like Anthem and Fallout 76 since more news comes out every week and makes the videos outdated the day they come out. All his other videos are shit though

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What the fuck is up with Woolie recently?
Is he mad that nobody likes his multi-cultural LP friends?

It's way better

Was his voice always this whiny and nasally, or is he slowly transforming into an elf like Shmorky did?

he's mad that he can't get people into fighting games

>Poverty setup
>Smeared Vaseline on the camera lens
>Camera in the middle of nowhere
>Plays with people with no chemistry or entertainment value
>Revisiting all the old shit again

DAS WHA HAPPUN!

He would be far better off when he realizes that people just don't like fighting games the way he does outside of his FGC bubble.

I don't mind the "evergreen" rants, except they seem to be talking about the same shit over and over.

I kind of wish they'd get some guest hosts already to shake things up or maybe someone who can smack Woolie upside the head when he starts talking about feeling bad about not being black enough again.

He's literally retarded and stubborn.

I think he's just getting more insecure because he's kinda trying to make it on his own now. He needs to drop his attitude of trying to be cool, the rant he went on when the chat posted the virgin Woolie vs. Chad Pat meme was embarrassing. Telling chat to fuck off when they disagree with him and then telling people they have bad taste isn't going to help him either.

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Truth

ITT: people that liked the 3rd episode of the new GoT season

I really wish he'd make better choices for his channel. Reggie is the only cool one because he's a bigger weeb than he is, but he doesn't really know how to entertain.

Woolie trying to sound intelligent for not liking the latest season of a series that's been shit since season 4 is super fucking funny to me.

Better than Matt being there lol

Liam is severely mentally ill.
He apparently got super mad when he heard Pat and Woolie were with Rooster Teeth now.

wait what? When did this happen? The fuck does that mean for their content?

For real, this was the weirdest part of that rant.
The show has been going to shit ever since it started passing the book, 4 seasons ago. The fact that Woolie can't seem to distinguish the early seasons from 5/6/7 in quality just shows how bad his taste is.

Where did you see Liam got mad?

I do believe he has some issues, but I dont completely believe he's "severely" mentally ill. He's a kid who gets too worked up and invests too emotionally.

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Saw a screenshot of him reacting to it in chat in another thread, I'm sure some user has it.
And yeah obviously I'm exaggerating, but he has issues.

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>I HAVE BIG TEXT LOOK AT ME

EAT SOME MORE BREAKFAST CEREALS FOR CHILDREN AND MAKE SIMPSONS REFERENCES, YOU MANBABY BLACK HOLE OF PREMATURE BALDING CHARISMA

You can only deny so much until the truth slaps you in the face. And what he said is true, you can ignore and forgive weaknesses and mistakes in a series if it can stick its landing and finish strong. But to fall apart heavily right at the end just makes all the time you put into something seem like a waste of time.

He doesn't have the better part of a decade making youtube videos, if you look back at the early stuff Woolie wasn't much better, just more openly enthusiastic. And Matt and Pat talked him up a lot. It was interesting hearing his take on the Let's Play interview and saying that LPs as a whole are not in a good place.

link to the article?

This is probably my biggest issue.
Stop fighting with the chat Woolie, just do the podcast, ignore them.

God do they need guests back, more so now than ever. The podcast has devolved into tangents of nothingness between 2 uninformed bozos. Now we have wade through 2 hours of “evergreen” trash now before getting to the weeks, news, and e-mails. At least with a guest on the conversation will have a bit more focus, and bit more of a point.

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You're right, its better.

I'm also enjoying how the relaxed format has allowed these psychopaths to reveal their inner idiosyncrasies for all to see. I always kind of figured Pat was insane, but I had no idea how bad it was until CSB.

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Did you miss the part in one of the very first podcasts where he burned everything he had in the fridge because he thought he saw a centipede near it and it might have laid eggs in his food?

What will cancel the podcast first? Full 100% Woolie mental breakdown or Pat heart attack?

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What's wrong with him fighting chat? Who gives a shit?

Has Pat talked about FFXIV lately? Hearing him talk about it has always been fun, and it's especially relevant to me since I just resubbed.

>mmmmmeeeeeee!

I'm enjoying the podcast. Telling the chat to go fuck themselves is fucking great, because it's mostly populated by you morons and reddit.

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I'm more upset he called Shazam shit.

The only videos I like from Matt nowadays is Wha Happuh because they're well documented interesting and funny, but also heavy edited and have the less lolrandum drunk humor which is like 90% of what he does. The fact that he has a Patreon only adds salt to the wound of who really carried the Super Best Friends.

Woolie has similar a similar thing, his edited video series are good and competent, but he struggles with the notion that Fighting Games are a niche he thinks is broader just because he's at the center of the crater. His streams are okay when the games are good, but there's little chemistry or banter with the people there and getting mad at the chat doesn't help. The Kirby series was amazing, and his Woolie Will Figure it Out is a strange beast.

Pat is a self aware shameless clown. His streams are the better of the trio but it has nothing to do with the games, it's just he himself and his obsessive compulsions or perfectionist streaks. They're so successful that he doesn't even need to make a series or open patreons or make more specialized content, which says something about the kind of people who make it big. Paige is a trainwreck in slow motion.

What the fuck is a liam

I dunno, it's annoying to listen to. Makes him come off as super bitchy.
More than usual.

Pat regurgitating Jim Sterling weekly has become the new netflix recap

nigger

I don't follow.

I don't listen to it live, so I think it's pretty funny when Woolie reads out Crazy Talk. They also serve as a third voice, which I'm not opposed to.

pastebin.com/LQW1TZb6

Basically there's too much low quality competition and you make more money with 1,000 people donating on twitch than getting an average of 20,000 views on a youtube video. And Woolie's been sub 10K for a while.

he's bitter that his youtube and twitch are failing
but is too fucking lazy to make changes like stop putting his esl friends in front of a fucking mic

BRING BACK GUESTS JESUS FUCK STOP GOING ON HOUR LONG TANGENTS ABOUT SINKHOLES FECAL MATTER OR RED LETTER MEDIA

You're supposed to read it in Plague's voice.
The point is that people hate if they can't interact or get called out because the world revolves around them.

Nah I don't even think he's caught up with Stormblood patches yet. He might start it up again soon for the new expansion tho especially if they rework Dark Knight to being fun again.

Only when new contents comes out, right now he's pulling money from twitch. Surprised he didn't try getting into Elder Scrolls online as a new game.

Put on top 5 worst vid out of curiosity. Every painful vocal gesticulation sounds like his trying to imitate Super Bunnyhop

Get Plague back to slap them around a bit.

Liam’s just a streamer. No gimmicks, presentation, no message, just a focus on the game. I tend to like those types of streams, but they’re never going to be popular or lucrative.

Much like how Woolie's weekly subreddit hunt is now a new segment. I thought people screaming about it on here was an overreaction until he did it AGAIN and Pat pointed it out.

He didn't really explain his reasoning either, he just said it was corny.

Lets Plays are dead in the year 2019 and you will never get something as cozy and reliable as the Best Friends Play channel again

Woolie should get into indie development since he has experience in QA and is a walking encyclopedia on what makes gameplay tick. A small but well polished fighting game, maybe a shmup. Join a studio, or make something yourself. Do something, I dare you.

Dude has a bad habit of acting like he's informed with his super normal opinions and keeps proclaiming that things are finally correct when they're further off than ever.

Like with Spider-Man. Everything he ever says about that brand is nonsense, from how people are "finally" accepting Miles when Spiderverse Miles is a completely different character, to how people won't let go of Peter when fans have been begging Marvel to let Peter grow up for literal decades and are probably the most receptive fanbase to legacy versions outside of Flash, to how Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker and how he's a teenager as he should be when Ditko Peter was a horrible person, was in high school for about three years, and MCU Peter is a whitewashed Miles.

Stop fucking talking about Spider-Man if you don't understand Spider-Man.

Get Plague back permanently.

>don't tell me how to play
you can't be this retarded to not understand that's it's a terrible idea to fight with the people that give you money

I fully expect Pat to do a session wearing some sort of costume in the near future and just not address it at all.

>that bald
Is he finally over it? Did he finally accept his baldness like Pat?

The only thing that can save them is if plague shows up and starts doing group LP's with them.

Their group LP's of SOTC, GOW, LA Noire were all great. I need more of that.

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It doesn't mean it's a bad movie, it's more of the movie doesn't try to take itself too seriously or be gritty and dark and serious. It's light hearted, fast paced and funny. You know, like super hero comics.

This, Plague needs to be brought on as a permanent member.

Nothing really, it's just CSB and their individual channels are all covered by RT now.

you mean like the red bull sponsored Gamer Cube?

Guests are the fucking worst. Name one good guest besides plague and the one time that wrestling nigger heard woolie "talking black" and assumed he was a wigger and not a fellow black guy.

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Spider-Man 1 is a dramedy in the vein of Raimi's other works. His movies are hard for people inundated in modern culture to get because it doesn't wink at you. It respects you enough to know you'll understand what's cornball and what's drama.

Plague is his own man

It's time to save the podcast by having Minh, Paige, Plague, and Digimon Bro, to join them and create the Castle Mega Beast Ultra Shin Kai Ver Kai. P-Bandai Turbo

He's socially inept if anything.
Apologizing for something you did in a dream isn't normal, apologizing for dead naming someone on accident shouldn't even register on anyone normal, at most the person should be like, what? also it's christina now.

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Meant Shazam

Castle Super Based

keep minh the fuck away from a live mic

>Digimon Bro
Who?

It's a million times better. I tried to go back and listen to one of their old podcasts with Liam and Matt, and it's literally everyone shouting over each other, mostly about anime from 20 years ago that no one has seen. If not that, it's Matt going on for an hour about 'the missus' or Liam bragging about the dumbest shit like playing exactly 52 games a year

Woolie's friend who was nicknamed Digimon Bro for "Sticking with Digimon all the way to Savers" in college

I'm more annoyed he said it and Captain Marvel were the same but moaned and groaned about it since it's corny (and not Marvel) whole trying his best not to shit on CM when it came out.

Just be honest you fat fuck. You disliked both of them.

>Speaks like his mouth is full of cotton
>Literally doesn't understand irony or sarcasm

I feel like the interplay of Paige and Mihn would work extremely well.

Matt's best Pat impression.

Pros
>no Matt
>no Liam
>discussions stay relatively on topic since there aren't other people who want to interject with 25 minute tangents
>Pat and Woolie have S tier chemistry and all the best Friendcasts were the two of them and no one else
>Woolies house is comfier than the old office
>90% less fighting game meme discussion
>Both Pat and Woolie are still actually interested in trying new games

Cons
>Pat constantly talks about science related stuff he has no knowledge about
>They interrupt each other after 5 seconds of talking
>Neither of them are super into one thing in common aside from Persona; they have to constantly discuss around spoilers and shit cause the other one hasn't started watching or playing the thing

get back to editing videos and take some english courses

>Woolie trying to subtly change his opinion about The Last Jedi now that he realizes liking it makes him seem like the ultimate pleb

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When's Plague going to join in and tall about how Bullshit My Hero and Ultra Instinct is?

woolie is a known traitor and has often betrayed his race and would betray the human race in general at a moments notice

I like MCU Spider-Man for the most part, since focusing on his youth helps him stand out from the rest of the Avengers. However, Fury’s line in the Far From Home trailer telling Peter to “stand up and be the next Iron-Man” left an awful taste in my mouth.

have sex

No that's exactly why. Page's frustration when people don't understand her combined with her falling between Woolie and Pat in amicable behavior juxtaposed with Mihn's obliviousness and aptitude for bluntly calling people out by mistake could easily make for a good combo.

>tfw there's a relatively decent chance woolie is lurking in this thread
I just wanted to say that MauLer video you talked about is one of the cringiest things I have ever seen. GoT is awful, yes, but youtubers who talk with that 'im too smart for the world' tone and say 'fuck' every other word to sound edgy are the reason bullies are necessary in school

Dilate

I dont disagree, I'm just saying that character isn't Peter Parker. It's a white Miles.

have cope sex

But user, he legit said that the series is great up until and including season 7.

So two people who wouldn't be able to communicate properly and half of the conversations would end with "Huh?"

Shit taste detected

The Last Jedi is a great film if you look at it in the guise of trying to erase the conflicts of the past and create a new legend for the galaxy.

Paige: God I sure do love pissing off Pat by rubbing mustard all over the gamecube
Woolie: I watched a documentary on cults and shit bro
Minh: Oh like Ed Gein
Pat: Is he the skin lamp guy or the 10lbs of foreskin guy

>So two people who wouldn't be able to communicate properly and half of the conversations would end with "Huh?"
So every Paige stream, yes.

>woolies complete lack of basic knowledge of how radioactivity works
>Pat calmly trying to explain how storing a finite amount of physical waste is different from dealing with polluted air
>woolie thinking unga tier launch nuclear waste into space/strap a rocket to nuclear reactors in case they go bad
>bro people in china live fine tho
>the entire GoT thing when it's been FMA 2003 tier bad OC for years
>I clapped at the vader scene in Rogue one till RLM told me not to! I know it's capeshit but its Marvel so I clapped, it perfectly wrapped things up!
>Fighting games aren't a niche genre and I can totally get people into them with incompetent streams about dead games with people i have no chemistry or rehearsed content with. No i didnt play the newest fighting game at all yet two weeks since release
Guys I think Woolie...

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Good luck making it to 30

Based.

I seem to be the only one to think Plague is even worse at articulating himself than Woolie or Pat.

Im sure you get all the bitches wet when you talk about eceleb gossip

It only works from the perspective that it's talking mad shit about Star Wars and the following movie would finally be its own thing instead of another rehash. Ryan's mistake was going too hard, not balancing the critique with some safe shit, and having faith in other creators/Disney.

At least Pat knows perfectly well that would happen seeing as he's watched Fullmetal Alchemist.

No? That could've been executed with the movie also not being a massive trainwreck.

You know he can't do that. Big boss mcmuscles would never entertain the notion that he's an out of shape balding manchild.

>Dude MK11 looks so cool.
>Goes silent when it drops and sucks.
>Why do people think I was shilling wtf

good luck having sex

He got bored of it when they fucked DRK in SB.

>trainwreck
How's that youtube channel doin for ya sport? Reach 1000 subs yet?

Unironically paige maybe every few weeks if she can pat can restrict cute couples shouting matches to maybe one a podcast.

>women don't like gossip

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Woolie's an idiot manchild who thinks capeshit needs to be edgy and real to be good. No, it's capeshit; literally children's power fantasy. That's why he bounced right off of Shazam, because that movie has no illusions about what it is and was a great movie for it.

What?

It won't get cancelled, Pat will have a Redbull-induced heart attack live on stream

Kotor 2 LP never.
Thanks, Matt.

Vinny you nigger

I think Shazam suffered a bit from adapting Geoff's version. If it leaned in harder on classic Captain Marvel, was a bit more weird and wacky and had a smaller cast, it would have been famtastic.

quick:
what will pat's last words be when he dies of a heart attack on stream?