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This is genius, it's free marketing

I refuse to believe this

>one angry gamer

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Foreverial lovin it

>literal who source known for clickbaiting bullshit
don't care, I'm gonna enjoy my comfy monkey ball remake

Based

Clown world

>im tired of the sjws making everyone gay trans demi just make your own games
>makes their own games
>YO WHAT THE FUCK

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>im tired of trannies
ftfy

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Slow news day, huh?

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50D chess

How's it going Billy Beta :).

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Isn't being trans binary, just with an extra boolean if statement?

How can a person unironically write that shit?

That's some strong cringe right there

>All playable characters are trans and non-binary
>Main character is a rat
What did they mean by this?

based, I agree 100%

Who cares faggot.

>hoop ring on the tongue
what the fuck?

>slap some bullshit labels on rats like literally anyone gives a fuck
>people who hate said labels run rampant and start talking about the game
This is literally just free advertising
By posting this thread, and by writing that article, you fell exactly into the trap they were going for

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>make characters be animals with minimal clothes, fur skins and vague squeak noises
>get pestered by a clickbaiting retard about whether they're boys/girls
>don't really care because it's a fucking monkey ball game and the team doesn't want to bother with a bunch of clothing, just small accessories like scarves and hats
>give a bs answer that they can be whatever you want, they're rats
Anyone that cares about that type of bullshit was never going to play the fucking game in the first place and this always fucking happens. Even if this were true, it's probably just a PR/marketing answer so that people will leave them alone while they focus on making the game

RATS WE'RE RATS, WE'RE THE RATS

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All trannys should be rounded up and put down.

shill your blog somewhere else you tubby ginger cunt

it will do nothing
the result won't change

Can you copy-paste the title of the article next time you make this post, so you get filtered right away? thanks and sage

Ignore this faggotry. Monkeykino is coming back
nintendolife.com/news/2019/05/sega_revives_the_super_monkey_ball_series_with_a_new_trademark_in_japan

Where's the outrage, eggman? I thought people were supposed to be calling for the boycotting of this no-name developer for a literally who game! Where's the gamers rise up memes?

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you changed it to that after they started making their own games and btfo'ing your original point

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>your original point
you mean your strawman?

>SJWs make their own game
>still make fun of their ideas
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP MAKING FUN OF THEM IF THEY DID THAT STOP

Who gives two flying fucks OP? It's a fucking marble game, whatever their creator says about a fucking rat's sexuality has NO impact in the game.

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>stop making fun of SJWs REEEEEEEEEEE

Whoa, a character in a cyberpunk world is a degenerate? Stop the fucking presses.

The joke here is that the right wing cares about gender and sexuality just as much if not more than the left but only when its not just straight male

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Basically. These retards won't buy the game anyway, so better to avoid the shitstorm for some peace.

there are unironic resetera trannies on this board right now, that free advertising is targetting them

>mfw one angry incel is a falseflag and he's actually signal boosting a small dev studio to make them more likely to succeed

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I dont care.

This thread is fucking garbage. Here's a better idea:

>Favorite Monkey Ball
>Highest level/difficulty
>Hopes for Rolled out
>Favorite type of level

SMB1 for pure arcade fun
Max I got was Expert 23
I want the level editor to be fucking fantastic and easy to use.
I prefer speed based levels.

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Isn't one of the devs trans?
There's like three people on the team and the descriptions for each are
>he
>he
>they're

great news for their market, but it's not for me. instead i'll play games i support and not buy this or think about it.

The issue is you can't, as the protagonist, not be a degenerate.

I mean, to be fair the character look ambiguous.
As long as it just says they/them in the game I don't mind, really.

>LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE BY REPLYING TO THIS THREAD AND ENGAGING IN DEBATE ABOUT IT.

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>not just filtering the md5 and filename
?

cringe

He probably wants to filter the word "trans" because having it in OP is 90% chance for /pol/ incel assrage OP.

Does virginity really alter your world views?

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>anti-sjw.jpg

Thanks for letting us know.
Where can I subscribe to your blog?

I don't care if it's garbage, but you will post more.

Wait, people actually get upset about centrists? It's not just a meme?

It's stupid, but who cares? It's not like they're taking some established IP and twisting it to fit their extremist ideology, so it's no skin off my nose.

This.

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one angry gamer is the embodiment of Yea Forums, it's not people

People get upset, user. That's the meme.

If it has no impact on the game, why include the fucking sexuality of cartoon rats other than to virtue signal?

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Holy shit. Is there such a thing as a support group for people who hate gamers? I need such a thing

If you let it get to you, it certainly does.
A wizard who faps and then closes the tab is probably sane, a nazi who blames his virginity on SJWs, niggers, jews, women and gays and does nofap to "boost his testosterone" is thinking about sex he's not getting 24/7 and expects others to do the same.

Teenagers do

>why include (...) to virtue signal
Why ask a question that includes the answer?

Who gives a shit?

That's the point.

>ignores what game is about
>this one feature makes the news instead
????

Question:

Does non binary mean you don't have XX or XY chromosome set or something?

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This game looks fun and I hope it does well.
Really hoping they make the Switch stretch goal, the physics look perfect. Apparently the music wasn't made for the game either but the style is spot on, I hope they can still use it.

If you don't want to be a degenerate then cyberpunk is the wrong genre for you. That would be like wanting to play as a woman in a WW2 game.

It's called Yea Forums

>Genderqueer, also known as non-binary, is a catch-all category for gender identities that are not exclusively masculine or feminine

EXCUSE ME DID U JUST MISGENDER MY CARTOON RAT???!??!
Man I'm fed up with this dumb shit.

But 90% of people here are equally redpilled and annoying. You're the reason I need a safe hugbox for support.

If history makes sense of anything in the future, it will make sense of the fact that the definition of sanity is to avoid people who negatively impact a person's lifespan and life quality, and instead choose people who don't make one's life a misery, because lifespan is too short to waste on too many people (ergo pick from the top instead of the bottom).
Example: Transfreaks and dilation.
A post-op transfreak cuts off their penis and is left with an open wound called a "neo-vagina" which has a tendency to regenerate and close up throughout the Transfreak's entire lifespan.
The solution is for the transfreak to dilate, a painful experience of stuffing a dilation rod into the "neo-vagina" to keep it from closing up, which has to be done their whole life for at least 4 hours a day, and which can at best be reduced to 3-4 times a week.
Result: An individual who is basically on a mentally unstable "period" 3-4 times a week, their whole life, with negative impacts on emotions and personality which negatively impact the surroundings and make it a misery and suffering to be anywhere near the transfreak. An individual who is also constantly drugged up and has a high tendency to become a drug addict to compensate for the all aforementioned, while also harbouring increasing suicidal tendencies as years pass by. The miserable experience of the 1st year of having a baby is FORCED onto the surroundings, except transfreaks are 10 times worse than babies and instead of 1 year you suffer them for decades.
Oh, and those "neo-vaginas" grow hair inside of them and also accumulate a disgusting puss concoction which altogether requires them to dig out the concoction like a cat throws up hairballs.
That's what history will remember. A 0.00001% of society which nobody sane wants to associate with because life is too precious to allow it to be harmed and degenerated by a transfreak virus. Families have to suffer the nightmare of the transfreaks, the rest of society doesn't.

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I dindu nuffin though

have sex

If you don't like it, don't play it.

Continue dilating.

Is Cyberpunk not a character driven RPG? You don't self insert as every character in every game.
Unless there's a character creator I don't really mind the on rails story bits.

They targeted gamers. GAMERS.

Yeah we've actually just wanted them to go away this whole time

Also the reason why they do shit like this is because it's "important" but realistically, it's not gonna save anyone; the massive trans suicide rate isn't going to be decreased by putting more faggot-ass characters in games and television

Nothing could reduce it realistically; there is something terribly wrong with trans people but they allow big companies and busybody activists to YASS QUEEN them into an early grave

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I'm really glad my "dilate" response caught on, and I only had to post it once.

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Women did play a role in WW2.
Cyberpunk is fiction and isn't a thing that happened, there's nothing stating that you absolutely have to be degenerate to live in a cyberpunk world.
There is a character creator, pic related.

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good marketing
i thought if i made a game i would make it slightly sjw and slightly racist
so the left would report on how its racist and the right would report on how its sjw

TRANNIES IFFY, UH
CAN'T GET NO MORE STIFFY, UH
PEEING TRICKY, UH
LIFESPAN DOWN BY FIFTY, UH

Of course.
A centrist supports only some of [your side], but not all of it and is also likely to make fun of extreme shit that [your side] likes.
Left will hate centrists for nasty jokes and opposing certain kinds of money/job/education redistribution, right will hate them for supporting personal freedoms and rights and opposing religion.

More: centrists hate centrists too.
A capitalism supporting centrist who begrudgingly tolerates religion will not get along with one who wants to purge irrationality and enforce order.

Though most of those who hate centrists do not label them centrists.
For example, if you're a centrist, far right will call you far left. I haven't seen far left around here, but I'd expect them to call centrists alt-right.

I hate to break it to them but gender isn't a spectrum, even hermaphrodites which are the closest thing to being on the cusp of male and female are labelled as "both" as in two.

>earjob

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I'm not sure if Christian fundamentalists would be fun in cyberpunk. But if that's what you want and believe there is market for it, go ahead and make your own game like that, or support someone who would. You don't have a right to have games cater to you. Just to not play them.

I'll just leave this here

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That's so weird then. Why does your character already have an identity if you create them? Do you at least get to create your origin a la Mass Effect?

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i can't believe all of you Yea Forums are falling for this obvious bait, who cares what they are

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You don't have to explain it like that, just say a centrist is someone who rejects fringe politics.

>I'm not sure if Christian fundamentalists would be fun in cyberpunk

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okay but is the game fun?

You say that as though Christian fundamentalism isn't degenerate.
I assume that's what the "background check" part of the creator is for, but I don't know for certain.

Women definitely did have a role in WWII, as nurses, codebreakers, and manufacturers. NOT SOLDIERS. Any example shown to me is cherry picking and an exception to the rule.

It's perfectly fine to have a WWII game where you play as a woman, but if you want to be historically, it might as well be a puzzle game, surgery game, or some kind of manufacturing game.

Hell, I'd fucking play those games, but that was his point.

>Fucking makes you think women and trannies are less annoying/worthy of exile or death

Can confirm this isn't true, virgin

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It usually refers to gender, not sex, especially not chromosomal sex.
And even when it refers to sex, it's usually not chromosomes but rather activity of testosterone/estrogens. Humans only have two sex chromosomes and all their combinations usually result in one of two common sexes. Non-binary sex is not all that dependent on chromosomes.

>politics in a game that should be free of such things
Kinda miffed

i wonder what will future people think about this period of time 200-400 years later

>trying to pass anecdotal reports off as actual science
no one except /pol/fags are dumb enough to believe this shit, just leave

Agreed. Everybody know it, they just won't admit it.

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What gives you the idea that a video game has to represent the mean or average of any situation. Women might be underrepresented in warfare but that doesn't mean their stories aren't worth showing.

welp, I was going to play this

rip

It looks very fun but I'm a big Monkey Ball fan

Gender is the social aspect (partially biological).
Whether you pass and identify as female, male, neither or both and how society perceives you.
Sex is the biological aspect.

Fringe politics is shit like alt-right and antifa.
Burger republicans are certainly neither fringe nor centrists.

user, there are links to scientific studies in that pic

Where do you think /pol/fags come from? The reason stormies always post on here is that suggestible gamer idiots are prime recruits for the alt-right meme.

Oh I know what his point was, but the fact that cherry pickings and exceptions exist means that it's feasible for an player-choice driven RPG to include it as long as there aren't 100000 other women alongside you.
Also my point was more than Cyberpunk isn't a historical event set in stone.
I would play those too, sounds more interesting than another boring trench shooter.

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Read my post where I mention that.

>It's perfectly fine to have a WWII game where you play as a woman, but if you want to be historically [accurate]...

I apologize, but i missed out on a word., so it is my fault for not writing what I was going to say. But my point still stands.

>You say that as though Christian fundamentalism isn't degenerate.
As a total, utter buzzword, "degeneracy" can mean anything you want it to.

You know all this political tension and bullshit over definition could easily be solved by just using shit like strong masculine traits or weak feminine traits. That shit is easily understood by everyone.

It can still be accurate without being representative of the mathematical average.

based

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Touché.

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more like 40% chess lmao

>choosing to live your own life the way that you feel comfortable/are genetically wired to causes disorder and distress to society
no, disorder and distress is violence and abuse user, stop trying to distort the definition of mental disorder to fit your own hateful views. People can do what they want to make themselves happy as long as it isn't physically or mentally abusive...get with the zeitgeist, you are behind the times, an unevolved thinker probably with low IQ

>(partially biological).
You either are or not, there's no middle ground, it's like being alive or dead.

I also agree. Having a narrative driven game like that can be possible, but, again, to be historically accurate (which is something people prize these kinds of games for) it should be close to the source material.

finally a monkeyball game that even trannies can play

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Yes, and again, there are exceptions to the rule. See

What do you mean?

I see it all and I don't know what to tell you, buddy. You repeat yourself and link to shit that say more of the same, so I'll guess I just have to be the same: You don't have to represent the average to be accurate.

those are not scientific studies, you fucking dumbfuck...they are anecdotal reports...scientific studies have control groups and dependent/indepedent variables. I hate when sub-100 IQ faggots try to pretend they know shit when they probably failed science in high school and are just emotionally stunted sensationalists using pseudoscience to push their agenda because they don't know any better

>no, disorder and distress is violence and abuse user
>abuse
Like drug abuse, abuse of your gender dysphoria to whine at other people, having OCD regarding pronouns and this level of OCD is categorized as mental illness, and let's add mental retardation to the list since you are showcasing it.

People have a right to choice indeed, a choice to pick humans with less baggage and retardation to spend their limited lifespan on as opposed to the lowest common denominator like trannies who are basically babies and have to be handled like babies.

To be honest, this is wholesome politics.
They aren't telling anyone to fuck off and impeach drumpf, just making their neutral characters obey current cultural quirks.

It's like as if christians made a game where people follow good parts of christianity and say "jesus" once in a while.
Even though christianity is politics and in general filled with vile shit, it's possible to extract some good from it and avoid touching the parts that make it horrible and evil IRL.

>hasn't been a good monkey ball since super monkey ball
not getting my hopes up

Unironically based

>old fuck confused by the new world
bet he thinks a lot of great stuff about non-whites too

Billy D actually needs to have sex.

>is against hateful views
>insults those with low IQ
user you are contradicting yourself, people with low IQ must be respected, it wasn't their choice to be born like that.

kill all trannies

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But this would miss the point in current incarnation of English language.
Also remember that it has to reach normies. If it's not simple and in-your-face enough, it can't catch on and normals go back to what they're used to.

>why can't these people fuck off and make their OWN games?
They do
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Honestly fucking embarrassing. OAG is hooked on that adspace money. Amazing to think this is the "ethical journalism" GG fought for.

>this one fuck supports my worldview AND has a fancy title! this means I am right and libruls are anti-science!
Peak loon

>thinks people asking to be treated respectful is them acting like whiny babies
nah, its actually the opposite. The /pol/fags who are so triggered by this, who go on rants over it, and post dialiation pictures....they are triggered crybabies who can't deal with things that are outside their own limited worldview...how ironic, right?

low IQ people who pretend they know what other people in the world should be because their limited perspective/intelligence can only handle so little and they decide to hate against groups they don't understand instead of trying to learn about them...yea they can fuck off

I AM AGREEING WITH YOUR POINT
DROP YOUR SHIELDS NIGGA

Something that's biological is fixed, has cells that multiply based on a set code. This is completely different to social which is based on ideas and those are many different layers when you look at the whole of the animal kingdom, a lot are impulse, few are theoretical (It's only humans out of all mammals and everything else that has managed to critically self assess).

eat up

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>xD NONBINARY!!!!!!!
you know, i can feasibly see brain shit being fucked up and ending up as the wrong gender
but a LACK thereof? fuck off, that's not a real thing

Soon this old fart will be dead and all that will be left are doctors who are educated in contemporary understanding of the issue. Come over to the right side of history.

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Did he died?

Any pictures on how he looks?

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this
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>Something that's biological is fixed
I didn't disagree with this.
You also have to keep in mind that male and female aren't the only sexes (intersex, hermaphrodite, etc.), and "male" and "female" sex designations themselves are arbitrary.

I hope this is just shitposting because I unironically hope you commit suicide.

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In the sense that my primary motivation for posting here is to upset it, I guess it is. But it is also true.

Nah, he walked it off

>he saves this shit on his computer
this, above all us, designates a person as an incel with no girlfriend or family who cares about them because they have no shame saving shit like this or researching shit like this on their computer...good job outting yourself, incel

I bet some surgeons get off on fucking people up like that. You gotta be emotionally dead inside to cut people up everyday and sleep like a baby. No training will take that away. You gotta be like that from the start to seek the job out.

And that's not even considering the smell of it all. They probably don't even see patients as human.

>i have to share this board with people that unironically think cutting your dick off makes you a woman

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>Male and female arent the only sexes
Yes they are. Anything else is anomalous and rare.
>"Male" and "female" are arbitrary
No they are not.

so how is this thread still up?

What a time to be alive.

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Why does OneAngryIncel care about this literal who indie game? Didn't we tell the lefties to make thier own games? Well they did, so what's the problem?

I'm making fun of you for using the authoritarian fallacy while 90% of people with relevant credentials strongly disagree with you.

Cry baby cry, you make your mother sigh
you are old enough to learn better
but you are full of hate and should die

This is pretty funny, the devs know how to market their game. Looking forward to finally getting more monkey ball.

>He posts a disgusting self mutilated gaping wound
>You dont wanna fuck that? Incel!
Lol! Lmao!

Point isn't whether it makes you a woman or anything at all. Just that it's alright to be yourself :)

>You also have to keep in mind that male and female aren't the only sexes (intersex, hermaphrodite, etc.)
While true, those are extremely rare and also generally seen as anomalous.
>and "male" and "female" sex designations themselves are arbitrary
Come on now

it could be worse, they could fap to pre adolescent girl cartoons

Who give single fuck

Bring back visible sage

shibboleth

>Yes they are. Anything else is anomalous and rare.
"Anomalous" and "rare" aren't arguments against the designation.
The designation is necessary for appropriate medical procedures as well.
>No they are not.
Then how would you define "male" and "female"?

cope

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Guess we can be glad that the Mengeles of our time can find easy outlets for their cravings

it's a video game in the op