Why is she a loli?

Why is she a loli?

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Prevents the game from having too many old people.

Because she had a top tier character designer creating her

Who?

she fucked with SCIENCE too much

She's the only one who gives a shit about link

She knew his tastes in girls her entire life. so she made herself into the perfect girl in his eyes.

Because she turned herself into one. Next question.

Because it’s funny
And cute

Why not?

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So link actually has someone to fuck post game.

To have some person who still remembers link and isn't an old fuck. It gives some variety.

Why aren't you?

A brief insight into why more people aren't fucking around with the shiekah tech, considering literally anyone else would have killed themselves and she survived simply because she was so old when she used her bootleg rune.
Also a demonstration of the tech being more than just the obvious shit like ice blocks, etc.
The shiekah slate is basically a fucking ipad with apps that can fuck with the world.

She is the "I wonder what happens when you OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" kind of scientist.

With how western studios are copying eastern styles, this is the best way to let your audience know it was made in Japan.

Who wants a Purah in her 100s? Not me.

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Nintendo wanted to appease the radical wing of the liberal audience (the "minor attracted persons" sect) AND satisfy japanese fetishism in one fell swoop. That's why the fucked up Zora marriage sidequest is a thing.

To appeal to my dick.

Immortality

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Old hags eternally BTFO

I want to put a pie into Purah's oven.

I’m not liberal

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>That's why the fucked up Zora marriage sidequest is a thing

Marrying young girls has been normal practice for 99% of humanity's history. Thank God for Japanese preserving tradition in their culture.

But they won in the end.

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Good, fuck Astrid.

>Japanese preserving tradition
And yet, the AoC in Japan is 18

>He didn't look at her diary

Kek

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Blame their cuckstitution

Who says I'm not?

Fuck off Dobson.

>makes reverse aging tech
>lets her sister become a fucking dry raisin

BotW is full of lolis

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Impa definitely refused to become a guinea pig.

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It turns people into animals as well?

CARLOS!

But I wouldn't be surprised if Purah's tech could do that.

This. It one of the many examples how overpowered and powerful this ancient tech is. If it can create a machine that can preserve a living body in a statis of a hundred years without aging in the slightest, I wouldnt be surprised the tech can do things that can affect the body and reverse the process of age as well.

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Smug

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Haven't checked BotW doujins aside from the most famous ones. Are there any where Link fucks whichever random NPC at one of the stables?