Shh, he's sleep

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>jamming your hand into Muk to try and find what passes for a dick in there

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Breed.

A-user I don't think he's sleeping no more...

How do these things survive in the wild

>live near a river
>every few weeks you see a dead charmander floating downstream after falling in

I just realised both these memes are about gay porn
dafuq Yea Forums

Pokedex entries are total fucking bullshit and everyone knows it. The flame goes out when it dies, but the flame going out doesn't directly kill it.

So Oak's a shoddy researcher? Just makes up shit to fill entries like some 17th c tier natural scientist writing about animals they've heard exist somewhere

based

>every gen, trainers get pokedex's with zero entries or information already installed
>despite the games being linked, or at least for RBG to GSL, Red should have filled most of the Kanto dex

dafuq Yea Forums

DELETE THIS NOW!

How does the Pokedex even fucking work?
>generates a random bit of trivia about a Pokemon it's never seen before
It even tends to work on ultra-rare or never-before-seen Pokemon as well. And half of the entries sound more like hearsay than any sort of provable facts.

>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

Who fucking wrote this, Gengar?

WRONG! This Charmender is DECEASED!

I’d trust Gengar to write the Pokedex more than a bunch of ten year olds.

There's a theory about that actually.
Celebi took Prof. Oak back in time so he could see all the pokemon and actually make the pokedex.

>He

I want to fuck a Charmander!

user, you can't do this to me. Jessie's from my childhood... So why do I have a NEED to pin her down and BREED that villainous pussy, knocking her up and marrying her afterwards?