'tis cold in my tent
'tis cold in my tent
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get a blanket?
>don't fuck her
>don't do the ritual
>kill the dragon
begone witch
I'll have none of your magic
haha do you think morrigan had sex with animals as she shapeshifted herself as various animals? haha
>do thing
>you lost favor with Morrigan
>don't do thing
>you lost favor with Morrigan
Whoa
Deja vu
>Snarky pragmatist who is afraid of catching feelings because her mother is a frigid bitch who constantly speaks about strength and how emotional intimacy is a weakness that will be exploited
>Mother only raises her to have a suitable body to jump to when the current body is too old
>Change Morrigan through the power of sincere loving
>She's still stuck in her old ways and sees an out for the Warden with creating an archdemon baby
>But she's caught those feelings hard and pleads with you to come with her after everything is said and done in Ferelden
>Wander through time and space with her and your son being a happy family
>Morrigan becomes a loving mother and a devoted wife, but still has her old fun personality and is perfectly fine with the Warden going off and saving the world in one corner of the globe while she does it another
I unironically love Morrigan as a character because she gets a nice arc across the entire DA series. Plus she's hot.
You must be joking.
Don't you have fire spells?
While inside a tent?
confirmed virgins. She wanted to have sex. yes she *could* warm herself but she was being coy and wanted the warden to sex her up.
Immersion ruined.
>Give her mirror
>Hear really cute reaction and get +20 favor
I want to play this game so much but I absolutely can't stand the boomer graphics and super clunky late 90's """combat""",
Remaster fucking when?!
Purity is stronger than any dark arts
>
I was in a bad place when I played DA:O. Alistair was my bro and I too unironically loved Morrigan.
I quoted a literal response option from the game you sperge.
You need to be 18 to post on this site. Not only physically, mentally as well.
*impregnates you and marries you*
just fucking cheat
What is it with DA threads and people always posting the same fucking shit
put 2 and 2 together lad
same person
A person doesn't have to post the same shit every day
22!
>divorces you, steals your baby and money, gets you to pay child support and raises the kid as a demon god
They do though
Hell ye boi
put some gosh darn clothes on, you goth hippy
Can you be a virign somewhere else please
Whoah...now that you mention it, damn... that was some really subtle writing though, never picked up on it
Only a virgin would think marrying a slut is a good idea.
You can't marry Leliana user
This Morrigan turned out the best waifu. The fact that she truly loves the Warden and their son elevated her so much. Leliana got shafted hard, though.
Is it just me or does the game get more unplayable the further you get? I'm at the point where the enchantment autist killed like 20+ darkspawn and the game just runs like shit and crashes all the time.
DA:I confirms Morrigan can be turned into a loyal wife.
Kek. Also this. Leliana's job was to be a spy, a whore and a manipulator. She probably banged dozens of dudes. I don't know why people think Morrigan was the biggest slut out of the two when she was raised away from people and probably had sex like 5 times her whole life before meeting you.
Hope she is not in DA4 to be desu
She deserves to be free from that trainwreck of a franchise, its rainbow-haired writers and its utterly autistic fanbase (except me)
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>I want to say thing despite it making no sense with what I'm replying to
I see you want to show everyone how much of a non-virgin you are.
I honestly barely could play DAI, and DA2 was boring as hell. No hope.
After they weren't allowed to make her ugly in DA:I they will just leave her out from now on.
>pleads with you to come with her
Doesn't the Warden do that tho? That's the entire point of Witch Hunt
>like 5 times
Plus the animal sex she's no doubt experimented with. It's too much.
Stop projecting your fetishes onto others
Much as I might miss her nu-Bioware would fuck it up.
Origins needs a remaster as much as Persona 3.
Sounds like reverse-bimbo fetishism. Disgusting.
Stop defending your waifu before reason.
She was away from all humans other than her mother and sisters for most of her life, and she tells you about the fascination you must feel for animals, the intimate knowledge you must have about them and how she ran with wolves. It's all there.
It's been a long time since I've played Witch Hunt, but I thought she asks you to come with her through the Eluvian if you romanced her. She talks about your son and offers traveling together, but you can choose to stab her instead. Or just leave, I guess.
>This is your mind on furryism
Cringe
>as Persona 3.
What for? The game is made a certain way. Remastering it to add stuff for casuals won't change the fact that Tartarus sucks and it's got a lot of waiting time for story beats.
>I have no actual argument to defend my pure waifu but I still disagree
>full party control
>remove at least half of Tartarus floors
>add more handcrafted dungeons
>do all s-links in one playthrough
She will always refuse to let you follow into the Crossroads no matter what you say except for the one argument that you have a child together, you have to say that you want to be with them. I guess the Crossroads were supposed to be something much worse than they turned out to be later in the story because that place seemed pretty chill
Wait, they weren't allowed to?
Did Claudia Black have some kind of clause in her contract that allowed her to veto her character's design if it was ugly?
People complained about the design that was shown in early footage. I'm not even talking about the trailer design although people complained there too. Looks of characters in BW game trailers mean fuckall
I kinda wanna see her react to Flemeth's death because now that she knows that she never intended to steal her body she might feel a bit differently about her.
She looked like fucking 50+ yeras old.
what sort of stupid retcon is this?
What do you mean?
Also sounded like she smoked several packs a day. Might be related.
She me a 50 yo that looks like that and I'm gonna fuck her.
It's not a retcon at all.
Yeah no shit m8.
*saves DA4*
>Cameo of a non canon character
Ain't saving shit
Are you fucking 12
That would be fuckin awesome. Shame it won't happen.
that or possibly a Bioware writer
Hamburger Helper?
>Non-shota Kieran
What's the point
That's not something she ever implied.
>Trying to reason with furries
Imagine her dying in DA4 and all the obsessed morrifags kill themselves LMAO
No she wanted to walk the warden home gently
I know a few that would probably do that
based
wtf would his endgame even be?
he's supposed to have the soul of an old god, what would that entail
just get a blanket you dumb cunt
>Letting Morrigan to drink from elven fountain
DA3 was pretty bland, but what happened next if you do it was completely fucking glorious.
I'm a hardcore fan with DA, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Skyhold where I would often train with Cullen in the yard and help Solas with his painting, but one day as I was talking to Solas, we went to my room for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then chuckled and said "Because we've been watching you, vhenan!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Leliana and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Inquisition, you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "Leliana said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He chuckled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut..if you want it quick..Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and he gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
I really wanna replay DA:O again but, fuck THAT part
Yeah I wanna fuck that part
Which THAT part
the Fade or the Deep Roads
Fade, Deep Roads is baby mode
What happened? I can't be bothered to play 3 for that long
The only way to save the 4th one is bring back warden atop of the gryphon and return the age of dragons to the darkspawn centered shenegans, not some vague shit with portals and veil.
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I'm still mad the dog's Fade scene didn't have him speaking eloquently.
Flemeth took the Old God soul, invalidating the entire purpose of the character.
The darkspawn are only the focus during a blight
Brainlet that didn't understand Kreia detected.
Since his entire existence was optional, there never could have been a purpose for the character.
Fucking Karen
>we will never see her kind ever again
>rpg
>can't give morrigan to the templars for torture and execution
Shit game
>disapproves your path
That would make Witch Hunt very much pointless
No she doesn't because I don't pick shitty decisions
I haven't played it. Can you hand her over to the templars then? I want to personally see her get flayed one inch at a time and in the breaks they have massive Mabari hounds fucking her as a cruel punishment for her being a shapeshifter
I'm a morrifag and I think I'd Honestly prefer her to die with her character intact. It would give some closure to one of the best western waifus just before bioware and the entire dragon age setting is killed.
Found the edgelord. Because her path is the 12 year old edgelord path
Why the fuck? She is in a perfect place now and if she doesn't appear in DA4 which will 99% be BioWare's last game, all is good with her and she is still alive.
Ok child, stay bluepilled
>save child
>Morrigan disapproves
Morrigan Coldsteel
>99% be BioWare's last game
People have been saying that for 6 years or so. Not sure who at BW is sleeping with some EA higher up because there can be no other explanation for BW still existing
I think EA was really banking on anthem being a major hit (weren't they working on it for like, 5 years) and thus it giving bioware some leeway.
Andromeda was a massive flop to the point where they cancelled all the dlc
Anthem was Anthem
With the leaks about bioware adding live service shit I bet the sells expectations for Dragon age 4 are going to be sky high even though RPGs aren't massive hits to normies. I can honestly see it being a last straw type deal.
I bet everyone in the camp could hear you and Morrigan going at it.
Tent walls ain't thick after all.
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>Anthem
>10 year plan
>Already dead a month in
Embarrassing is not even the right word
Also, I always thought it were just meme kids that haven't even seen anything yet that called DA4 "Anthem with dragons" but it were actual BW devs that said that. Uh oh.
For some reason i can only finish DA:O t once. Everytime i try to play again i always quit after finished the mage tower stuff.
I can only play my canon playthrough. Trying something else makes me lose interest, that is why I only replay it every couple of years when I begin to forget stuff
Is Yea Forums still jealous of this GIGA CHAD?
Well fuck...
That's a high IQ head
>Actual incels in my thread
I want to fuck Claudia Blacks voice.
It looks like they are trying to quietly kill anthem the same way they did Andromeda, just slowly siphon people away to another project and announce there's no plans going forwards.
The expectations for dragon age has to be huge because of anthem falling so short and there's no way in hell a single player RPG is going to meet them no matter how much they butcher it with live shit. I think DA4 is doomed from the start because bioware is going to [i]have[/i] to insert a bunch of 'recurrent user spending' systems to break even and it's going to wreck the game for people who actually give a shit about the series while not attracting anybody new at the same time.
Anthem only got 9 months of development time though
She ain't gonna die, Kieran already spoiled that
>except me
It's gonna get even colder when i break your spine bitch.
Leliana did
It’s going to have live service, user. Like AC Odyssey
>Domt take her with you because shapeshifting sucks cock anyway
>shower her with gifts and bang her at camp
Problem solved
I bet she shlicked it to that because she is a canon cuckquean
It was all about just finding her and when you meet her she begs for you to just forget about her. But the warden can convince her to let him come along and see his son
Not when Morrigan is involved
Kieran is a little sissy fag built for cock and probably wears his mothers dresses when shes not around.
He did make her wear this...
>never played Dragon Age
>never played Halo
>never played Borderlands
>Kiera, the beautiful mage princess
Now that's SJW shit I would support for once
Good. You don’t know what you’ve lost if you never had it to begin with
Krem bad Kiera good
Pretty much nobody likes or cares about FtM tards
You say that but Morrigan is an actual furry.
You're the one who has to associate animals with sex lol
Love these comics
True that
>Colefriend
Feels like 100 years ago
/dag/ was definitely an interesting place
I member. The girl that drew Kieran getting fucked and then got excommunicated for it by a bunch of hypocrites that fapped to it.
Im pretty sure I was the one who requested it too. Kieran getting pinned down by Morrigan and drilled by the warden. I still have it saved
Based
>Futa
the worst
For the longest time I was shocked by the lack of Morrigan on rule34hentai until I realized her tag is Morrigan_(Dragon_Age). I'm a dummy dum.
Animals literally have sex
Yes but not with humans
I beg to differ
Dolphin porn isn't actually supposed to exist
Rate my cosplay
It is verboten on Yea Forums by the hivemind censorship to voice approval of DA2 or DA:I, so that leaves Origins as the only thing that can be discussed.
looks like a guy with makeup
I hoped the Dragon Age fanbase would be above misgendering
Hi/v/emind is a pretty big problem, not only does half of Yea Forums parrot opinions but they do it without having any first hand knowledge of stuff while at the same time judging plebbit for doing the exact same shit.
While I actually can't stand 2, DA:I was kinda alright in my book. I like exploring and there is lots of optional stuff to find like lore snippets and easter eggs
I recently marathoned all the Dragon Age games and Origins was the least fun. Although at least it was paced well enough to finish it, DA2 is definitely worse but there are aspects that are genuine improvements. DA:I is probably the most fun from a moment to moment gameplay perspective, but it's tedious in how much filler content there is.
>no resting bitch-face
6/10 would not get insulted and disapproved by
Sure but we are in Yea Forums
Thots and opinions?
>Thots
Freudian slip?
>Imagining Claudia Black screaming as loud as she possibly can
Mixture of afraid and aroused
hmm
how was I supposed to know??
Rent free
Then get a fucking heater you dumb whore.
10 years....
The only waifu I ever had and will have. The epitome of Sexappeal
Mild torture maybe
I wanna keep my balls intact
>4 hearts
Probably a whore
why can't fucking roasties just say what they want
Looks good.
Top tier work on the makeup tbqh
>Morrigan wants to keep the old magic alive
>Morrigan is a conservative
I'm shaking at this realization, and crying
>no option to romance kreia
What's the fucking point?
...really?
>my digital pretend decendant :)
>Feet cut out
Not paying for that!
Confirmed whore, they told a thot to be gone, they *could* have been moronic lustful little whores, but anons were being coy and didn't want to whore a thot. Jesus was a virgin
That's literally a part of what made dragon age origins great
Lmao you keep telling yourself that.
what's Morrigan's alignment
what's Morrigan's favorite color
what food does she like
>bringing anyone with you other than yourself
Git gud
Kek
any way I can be aggressive with her and dominate her
lawful evil probably
what kinda food is that
>lawful
Yeah, no
Morrigan is an edgelord but isn't atheist
Oh? What does she believe in?
believing =/= worshiping
She's basically a pagan witch.
Any other games where you impregnate a party member?
>'tis shit-tier characterdevelopment in my writing
>all that butthurt over Morrigan's son being a white human no matter what
cant beat chad Cousland
What if it's Alistair's? Did they account for that in Inquisition?
Bioware writer detected. It's okay to make choices actually matter.
She probably smells like a wet dog
Then why are you taking your clothes off?
>sister-gf