starting new bread. keep it vidya
AUTOBOTS: ROLLOUT!
Cameron Reyes
Thomas Stewart
>typical video game review
Noah Gonzalez
lol does this confirm that kotaku "journos" are NPCs? the grammar is on point
Cameron Collins
Landon Martinez
devil did cry
Samuel Butler
This is eerily accurate.
Jordan Gray
snake is not semen demon
Chase Parker
Incredible that this is one of the more primitive version of the bot
Noah Jackson
lel sounds like a translation of a Yoko Taro interview
Brandon Wilson
feed the bot more obscure vidya shit. it somehow gets lucky, like with naked snake being afraid ov vampires in MGS3 and the Neptunia series dscription
Jaxon Edwards
professor.
Dylan Lee
jeez... shut it down?
Caleb Brooks
ok, this is epic
Cooper Price
Christian Sullivan
Nana Takahashi the music artist?
Nicholas Rogers
Carson Hernandez
Not bad.
Matthew Lopez
This shit sounds like a machine translated eroge dialogue.
Samuel Campbell
uhh guys, is this canon??
Leo Murphy
Asher Hall
Nice magic trick.
Eli Diaz
2nd one came out better I think
Grayson Young
>The best action game of the Heisei era is
a series about a giant robot. It's not too different from the classics, even if it is an original, and it's fun. It may not have developed quite as far as the Heisei era games, but the characters and the action are excellent enough that it's just as good as the early games if not better. It's hard to put it into words, really. What I will say is that although the heist system in the game could've used a bit of more variety, the basic game mechanics work. It could've been a little bit more complex, but that's ok. The game is balanced pretty well for it's age. There are some very clever twists, and it feels like the story and characters could've developed more if they tried, but for now I think it's just fun. The only real complaint I can give to this game is that it takes a few hours to complete it's story.
Ayden Baker
Anthony Cruz
Holy shit guys, I'm scared of this neural network. It can't be stopped.
Logan Martinez
Hmm..
Josiah Lewis
I am going to have this thing create a game idea for me
>My favorite thing about action games is
that most games are filled with it. If you can handle any of these mechanics at all, I'm sure I can. There's not much you can do with your guns other than to shoot things and to shoot things that aren't supposed to exist (a big chunk of action games). It's fun."
Exit Theatre Mode
Keen says that every aspect of the game has been designed to create a unique gameplay experience from the get-go. A gun, for example, can become its own target. Your character can go around and shoot things with ease (and make them explode and go down).
"In our game, there's no map or level map. The player controls the player's character and then the player controls the computer, so the two become one," explained Keen. "So, there'll be a few different types of ammo, different kinds of enemies the player can encounter. There's a
Henry Rivera
>If you want to make a great videogame you'll need the following:
1 . The game you're trying to make or have made.
2 . A decent game engine, like Unity, Maya, or C#.
3 . A few tools to help you making it and editing your script.
4 . Something like a WebGUI, such as the webgui2, jinja2, JQuery-XML, or the Xcode GUI.
5 . A copy of Visual Studio.
6 . A few hours and a copy of the game itself. This is how it all goes together: a game will be written and an editor or editor-compiling tool set created to help make it happen.
7. When ready, start your editor. As you might have heard, the Unity editor is super quick and convenient to use, and it makes most things so easy you just plug it in and write a tiny script. A good editor will have a quick text editor which you can open with an open text editor. In the example below I have been using Microsoft Publisher's MSEditor but others (like 3dStudio) are as well.
The
Brayden Smith
>About thinking about what to name the game, I came up with the perfect title. I will call it
"The Last Guardian 2." Because my goal is to finish the sequel before I die. But I had to do this title, because I have to go first and finish that sequel before my life stops.
It's a title that is based on a certain point in the history of videogame development. The first sequel, The Legend of Heroes was released in 2009.
I had been working on the title during 2011, but I wanted to focus only on the next two years, as it was the final year I will be able to work on it full-time. With my full-time job and my full-time family, there would be nothing left if I didn't complete the title. So it took a lot longer than expected for me to finish the title.
And even though it was done in 2011, I am still working on a sequel. However, I want to give the impression that I finished it
Joshua Adams
HOLY
Blake Cook
Second to last paragraph makes it work
Matthew Clark
Would you play it?
Jace Peterson
To be clear
Evan Bailey
I bet you could actually start a thread with that and people would respond thinking it is real.
Carson Turner
Don't tempt me
Sebastian Diaz
>that guy
Andrew Cruz
It started like a inspirational speech but then it went full women are property on me
Isaiah Thompson
Josiah King
It knows
Jayden Richardson
Sounds wholes-
>don’t want to fall far below your friends’ social level
Fucking Chinese devs
Tyler Bell
Damn, that's one hell of a revolver.
Aiden Anderson
>it's like saying you can watch porn without being raped
What
Ayden Russell
>from the film: The Last of Us: MGSV
Jacob Richardson
Absolutely perfect based bot
Luis Evans
Holy shit, this got disturbing fast.
Xavier Allen
Todd Howard met with Randy Pitchford and Gabe Newell in the middle of last season and both had high hopes for him. They were even planning on putting him on their "next best thing" roster. Howard decided they were being ridiculous and cut him. Pitchford also did the same thing but he was eventually let go and his agent told Howard they did not think he had the future left in him. Howard went back to school and became a head football coach and now in 2006, he was considered the "new" Steve Spurrier. The team lost to West Virginia and now lost to Clemson. Steve Spurrier got fired and hired a guy from Oklahoma named Urban Meyer to coach the team. Howard won 14 games in three years with the team that lost seven of those wins while winning the BCS National Championship for the fourth straight year. He did a great job keeping his team together for his return. Steve Spurrier ran
Grayson Gomez
Isaac Davis
>we need to start thinking about how we can use violence to teach our own children what hatred looks like
This reads like a dystopian sci fi novel.
Benjamin Bailey
Logan Lopez
uhhh I think the bot is having a mental breakdown
Benjamin Robinson
still better than anything neo-Blizzard comes up with
Joshua Martin
ES:VI confirmed blunder of the century Todd is SEETHING
Landon Brooks
this is fucking hillariously dark.
it's like /pol/ or /r9k/ guide to child rearing
Nolan White
what did he mean by this?
Henry Morales
Video gamers are entitled to enjoy and enjoy, not to be harassed as women's rights activists try to drag them down. That same is true of children under ten.
I'm sure my little girl will enjoy every minute of it, but it'll take a lot more than saying, "Please don't do this." (She's my daughter, after all.) If anything, this could be more of a challenge.
"You may think that your baby has the right to wear the hoodie if she prefers, but you may be thinking that your baby's right to wear whatever she wants because it's not their property," I was told in response. But I was also told that you get to decide whether this little girl is getting some special treatment.
"You may think that by not saying 'no' to your child's behavior the rest of us must accept that, and that that means they have all their own business decisions to make," I heard from one man. I wonder if he saw this as an act of sexism. It does
What?
Adam Collins
I... oh.
Nathan Reed
this took a left turn pretty quickly
Brandon Harris
>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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Jayden Baker
>google translate the russian word
>it's "posts"
huh
Colton Fisher
You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B, aren't you?
2B: If you say yes to this, I'll do the same.
It's because this's exactly what I want!
Hm… But it is really complicated, aren't they? I guess you're still in the middle of that.
Well, let's just say this is definitely not my first time.
As you can see, the situation has changed quite a bit by now.
It's a little like when I said I had 2B and 2A…
It can't be helped.
…Hahaha. You're seriously looking forward to fighting?
2A: If you really want to, I will fight with a weapon of my own, no?
That's all…
Oh, my. I'm being serious.
I don't even need to say anything more than that.
Well, you should understand what kind of situation our friends are in. And that means I really must be careful.
It also means that I definitely don't want you to get hurt.
Haaaaaaa…
I think it's the least you can do…
I really am a guy who doesn
Dominic Sanchez
I... I think I broke it
Zachary Reyes
Skyrim is
going to come out of this as a massive success. With a strong modDota2 scene and a lot of amazing talent available in the community, we believe that this is going to be one of the biggest events in the gaming industry in terms of community involvement, community participation and community-wide popularity that Blizzard will ever experience. We cannot wait to give you the next amazing step out of what has been a wild few years, with some seriously awesome Dota 2 content for you gamers to play.
Thank you for your support. We'll do our best to deliver as many cool cool things like new skins and heroes in order to make your upcoming Dota 2 experiences the best they can be!
Blake Hernandez
Aiden Hill
VALVE, HIRE THIS AI
Carter Morales
how accurate is this?
Jaxon Gray
Redpilled bot
Samuel Morgan
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Are we willing to accept life that cannot be won? That which we need to survive is meaningless. Just as it was when we first came into the world. This is what makes us human.
To love the world. To care for your fellow man and not the others.
A man of your heart,
A man of the hearts,
A man who will put his own needs above others.
I've seen the way your eyes lit up,
As you gave in to our requests. I can't help but smile.
To love. To love as if it's God's will.
A man of your heart? I love it too. I won't stop it. I have the strength to endure. Love is the only way. You don't have to think on it too much,
But know that I'm there for you. I'll be the same as you tomorrow.
And in this last hour I know that you're here too.
Tyler Rivera
Kino
Brody Ortiz
Honestly as someone who has only seen snippets of the story all of that seems completely legitimate.
Jeremiah Torres
What if Jock was dead all along
Leo Price
So that's who Alexander was.
Colton Reed
BASED AND REDPILLED BOT
Zachary Rogers
Luis Jones
It could be in the game
Isaiah Jones
really makes you think
Camden Edwards
Based Raimi