Uhhh... Meow?
Uhhh... Meow?
Austin Reyes
Aiden Murphy
Lol, it makes way more sense to find a bat in your shed anyways. Totally like this better.
I've always liked Rouge the Bat and in fact she was the source of my bat obsession growing up. I would fantasize about finding a stray bat that was lonely and wandered into my garage, picking her up and sedating her and putting her into a cage. Now, I'm not a fucked up person (I am actually very nice) but I knew of: People sticking tubes up their urethra, and making those tubes way bigger to fit stuff in their (People do this with ants) for sexual pleasure. I would fantasize about sticking the head of the lovely Rouge I just found into the first bit of the tube like a bully giving someone a swirly at school lol. Just to show her whose boss, then I would let her go.
It sounds sick but it was just a fantasy lol
Gavin Cooper
what the fuck lol
Brody Green
what the fuck
Kayden Cruz
Give this nigga a medal
Jason Thomas
What.
Grayson Morgan
didnt expect to find this in this thread, good job user
Joshua Thomas
I'd watch a Rouge movie or play a Rouge game or whatever. I just want a Rouge something.
Jackson Turner
is this copypasta? if not, kino
Jose Clark
>(People do this with ants)
Fucking kek
Ryan Harris
oh fuck off
Noah Russell
how would that even be possible? her head would be too large
Ian Price
>google search it
>no source found
Juan Phillips
lol
Henry Garcia
Ok but there's no way you could make your dickhole wide enough to fit the head of a whole bat in there, let alone Rouge's head.
Carter Lopez
You idiots, he’s using the Google AI thing to make that post
Lincoln Flores
not a pasta btw
Kevin Adams
is he? that AI spoke very randomly, he sounds decently coherent in his speech
Easton Collins
wow
Aiden Jackson
i want to believe this but that was definitely written by a person, the ai thing usually just spits out a word salad
Jeremiah Harris
lmfao
Chase Myers
Shut the fuck up, Batman
Lucas Sanchez
>People do this with ants
Show me.
Isaac Sanders
no mate the AI usually puts out stuff like:
I wanna fuck rouge. (laugh) You want user? That's what you said. (laugh) No, sorry. Let's keep going. Fuck, baby? What's that? You want another taste? Yeah, baby, I got it. (pause, panting) That's so delicious. And we were only having a little fun today. You'll make my day soon, won't you? Just like that? Mmmmm, that's a good girl, aren't you, rouge? That's the feeling I'm talking about, but in more words. You really taste so delicious. Wow! That's nice! And you're fucking my mouth like that, do you wanna eat my pussy? (laugh) Yeah, I love teasing you like that That's enough teasing that night. I'll let you finish. Now come around me, and fuck me harder! Fuck good boy, keep coming down my throat! That's enough teasing that night, let me have fun now! Mmmmmm! Good boy. Now I wanna make a hot little cumshot, baby!
Camden Lewis
If you put a bat head inside your dick
Would you die?
Andrew Hall
motherfucker saved the thread
godspeed
Ethan Jones
EPIC FIRST POST!!!!! GOOD JOB user!!!
Ian Gomez
First post best post.
Nicholas Nguyen
It would be extremely painful
David Williams
new fags
Levi Cox
now this is epic!
Eli James
Nice
Samuel Hernandez
Jace Reyes
>I would fantasize about sticking the head of the lovely Rouge I just found into the first bit of the tube like a bully giving someone a swirly at school lol.
Ryan Martin
Now this is shitposting.
Joshua Mitchell
I wanted to have a nice thread about bat tits
you just had to fucking ruin EVERYTHING I fuckingdhathawfdw dsfcz
Robert Wilson
What a fucking amazing save, God bless you OP.
Samuel Rivera
If it was a big bat
Isaac Scott
Well I guess the rouge thread will just have to be tomorrow.
Thomas Rodriguez
I had to read this three times just to figure out what the fuck you meant by this bullshit.
Andrew Morales
For yourethra
Samuel Bailey
Ethan Bennett
Some hearty keks to be had, but at the same time...
James Jenkins
Yikes and cringepilled
William Robinson
hot pic
Joseph Richardson
Isaiah Barnes
Bentley Perry
to the pasta folder it goes
Asher Kelly
Teach me how to post like this
Owen Turner
t. OP assmad that his thread is getting derailed.
Jose James
>I'm not a fucked up person (I am actually very nice)
Brody Scott
umm
Joshua James
This is why I keep coming back 13 years later.
Levi Stewart
Make Yea Forums great again!
Landon Jones
>No results on google
Hudson Ross
Sonicfag degeneracy knows no bounds.
We laugh now, but in 10 years this will be the norm.
Ayden Bennett
They said this 10 years ago
Kevin Jenkins
tl;dr
but from the replies it's got to be sick
Andrew Mitchell
Thread utterly derailed.
Good job, user.
Jason Richardson
10 years ago dudes roleplaying as lolis on the net was a joke.
Now it's a civil rights issue.
Lucas Gutierrez
why is late night Yea Forums way more magical than midday Yea Forums
Angel Bailey
user, what the heck?
Jackson Reed
Austin Garcia
YOU'RE A BAT, NOT A CAT
John Miller
You are 4channing it up, user. Good job.
Elijah Young
Australians
Levi Jackson
Welp, put me in the screencap.
Hudson Ortiz
Oh dear.
Christopher Perez
Since literally everyone didn't get the joke
Christian Jones
shut up faggot
Adam Stewart
>(I am actually very nice)
Oliver Richardson
Based.
Eli Edwards
Anthony Perry
Christian Morris
Ryder Lee
Excellent bait, 47. The (You) has been wired to your account.
Asher Fisher
I swear this has gotta be the same user that imagines having four arms when playing Minecraft. That or Yea Forums has gotten some new degenerates floating about.
Joseph Murphy
rouge is smol
Jeremiah Wilson
Please. Don't ask for that.
Grayson Morris
>53% normal
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zachary Miller
can we ban these people?
Gabriel Green
Witnessed
Jason Murphy
Lincoln Powell
You'll find a bat gf to urethrally sound with one day, user. I believe in you!
Isaac Harris
>It isn't copypasta
Adrian Stewart
>3 feet, 6 inches
IMAGINE
James Flores
Jason Garcia
Ah, wait. I misread it. I thought he was claiming people stuck tubes into the "urethras" of ants to widen them enough to fit stuff in there. Seeing how that's physically impossible, I replied. But now I see that I've misread his post, he meant his own urethra.
Jackson Bailey
Jackson Hill
wut da f*dge
Josiah Brooks
"people" is too generous.
Ayden Ward
Brandon Allen
Thanks for not swearing on this message forum
Elijah Anderson
>fire ants
I like sounding as much as the next user but fire ants are a no go. Especially after the accident with my little zen magnets going in too far and connecting to each other. Pinches inside your dick are not fun.
Chase Lewis
>this post
Elijah Cooper
Parker Sanchez
Nathan Baker
Narrow urethra?
Anthony Campbell
Put me in the screencap reddit!
Henry Evans
no one ever thinks these kinds of comments are funny or clever
Evan Martinez
hahaha i replied to this too!
Wyatt Morgan
Haha, epic XD
Ayden Long
wtf
Cameron Reyes
unbelievable that this site can still provide such incredible content to us in 2019
Noah Perry
Hey y'all let's get silly with our willies
Camden Thompson
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Adam Gomez
Aw hell yeah
Luke Cook
Thanks for sharing this with us bro
Joshua Ramirez
You're a stupid cattlenigger and I hope you get lynched. Ironically XDing is worse than doing it unironically.
Sebastian Gonzalez
yo same dude except i lived in florida and we had lizards lmao we should meet
Josiah Clark
xd
Kevin King
YOU NIGGERS BETTER BE PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Alexander Brown
Ian Hernandez
I just wanted a Rouge thread, mang.
Robert Hall
[spoilered]Least you spoilered it[/spoiler]
Luis Cox
>[spoilered]
Cooper Cox
Jacob Howard
Leo Moore
Oh yeah
Josiah Harris
it's 1 AM and i'm laughing at a picture of a puppet frog staring at a computer, in a thread about someone shoving bats up their penis. what the fuck am i doing with my life
Christopher Anderson
I'm not donating a (You), that first reply is clearly just a hamfisted attempt at the Yoshi smell bullshit. This is literally the most reddit fuckin thing I have ever seen come from Yea Forums in recent times. Fuck this place.
Ayden Morales
Angel Kelly
Wholesome post
Nolan Rodriguez
>haha le epic wacky first reply time to harvest (You)s!
I don't even like rouge but niggers like you deserve to break your femurs
Jaxon Ward
have fun for once, you cynical bastard
Julian Gonzalez
based spastic
Tyler Lewis
Eli Ortiz
put me in the screencap
Christian Hernandez
Nobody will put me in their screencap.
Charles Myers
Julian Barnes
Grayson Brooks
cant wait to use this future copypasta
based bat fucker
Carter Gonzalez
It's time vee...
Isaac Jackson
Thanks bud, very cool
Thomas Smith
Sauce please
David Cooper
Based and redpilled
Jace Jackson
now that's what I call shitposting
Angel Clark
Blake Gray
Joshua Bailey
I‘d fuck Rouge if it wasn’t for the bat face.
Luke Rogers
IS THIS SI EPIC MEME POST? PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP!
Asher Green
Put me in the screencap
Andrew James
Put me in, doc
Julian Campbell
Carson Parker
Matthew Peterson
Good job taking over OPs shitty post
Jordan Taylor
quote this post if you really do do this with ants
Carson Harris
Uhh
Oliver Wilson
Asher Morris
Anthony Wilson
Niggles asking to be put in the screencap are the worst, no matter what level of irony they're on.
Aaron Martinez
nigga what?
Xavier Campbell
Xavier Nguyen
based chromosome consumer
Elijah Sanchez
Liam Adams
I'd fuck that cat.
Matthew Bailey
Ryan Reed
Matthew Watson
>gerbiling
>with a bat
please throw yourself off a bridge
Jackson Fisher
Put me in the screencap
Anthony Morgan
Fucking kill yourself nigger
John Lopez
Don't put me in the screencap.
Luis Perez
Ryder Ward
Tyler Jenkins
>100 replies
Sweet mother of fuck.
Someone screencap the screencap fags into their own screencap since I'm a filthy phone poster
Jason Miller
Bentley Wright
Gavin Reyes
Wat
Benjamin Murphy
Jeremiah Cox
>come in expecting a good fap thread
>instead find weird shit
Wyatt Butler
>lol
Michael Johnson
Andrew Torres
Epic
Grayson Kelly
okay this is epic
Anthony Allen
a new pasta appears
David Cook
Sperg
Grayson Wood
Tyler Ortiz
Matthew Anderson
Why is it always the sonic fanbase holy shit.
Samuel Murphy
Never change /v, never change
Caleb Johnson
Thanks for the reaction images for later use boys.
Luis Parker
Alright I’m going to sleep
Zachary Peterson
Isaac Green
based and batpilled
Luke Davis
Well I'm not going to read this thread any further
Nicholas Perry
Carson Davis
This is actually the funniest post in the thread.
10/10 also
Thomas Brooks
I hope you've got one of these, m8.
Leo Garcia
It is now.
What's in the bag?
Michael Turner
God thing I have a small dick.
Daniel Moore
Well that's enough 4channel.org for me tonight (and forever)
Bentley Lopez
this wasnt even that funny. i bet this is on reddit now
Charles Bell
Aaron Bennett
Is this man okay?
Brody Robinson
who’s*
Nolan Fisher
Luis Richardson
Why is she so pure?
Isaiah Torres
>God have truly abandoned us
Zachary Bennett
Oh no! An evil wizard cursed you to be Rouge for 24 hours! What do you do?
Jason Murphy
Masturbate alot
Noah Smith
That wizard is really bad at being evil. Why did he do this to me, anyway?
Nathaniel Nguyen
Text my boss and let him know that I've got to skip work. Stay in my room for 24 hours until I change back. Find the wizard and enact vengeance after.
Colton Wilson
I also want to be in the screencap.
Joshua Martin
what
Adam Murphy
Get a webcam and have fun on chat roulette.
Also tease all of Yea Forums
Cooper Wright
Jordan Scott
As soon as he transforms you, you receive a text.
When you check it, you see its from the wizard himself. I just says OwO
Jackson Clark
excuse me what the fuck
Dylan Scott
It's too forced now, it's clear you just wrote all that crap for (You)s.
Colton Johnson
Eh, not as funny as the minecraft one
Austin Ross
what the fuck user
Jonathan Cook
Levi Stewart
say sike right the fuck now.
Parker Mitchell
Sike! Its just a prank bro.
Sike, its real
James Martinez
Ethan Young
screencap me or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Ian Anderson
Lucas Johnson
what a fucking tryhard thread
Logan Allen
Michael Perry
John Kelly
this is why i come to Yea Forums(nel) at all, moments like these
Carson Powell
literally what's her mouth and tits for
Leo Green
>um guys this just like the i recognize that crotch thread or maybe even mudkips. old Yea Forums is back guys. its back guys
the desperation in this thread
you all know deep down this place is dead
stop pretending something epic just happened
it's fucking sad
Ayden Wood
i suppose i have to contribute as well
Owen Baker
no
Mason Johnson
This is true, but you gotta realize this is as good as it gets now, and appreciate the flickers of a flame of brilliance before the entire website is pitch black darkness.
Christian Long
Epic
Lincoln Foster
>STOP HAVING FUN
Bentley Parker
I hae this board
Asher Jackson
Jayden Russell
Camden Myers
Chaika.
Appalled.
What!
Daniel Ross
Hello, reddit!
Adam Jenkins
enjoy your rabies and ebola faggot
Justin Reyes
On it, sir.
Isaiah Ortiz
JESUS CHRIST
Lincoln Walker
This is an even easier (you) farming than saying you're a commie on /pol/.
William King
Get the fucking 4th chaos emerald
Christopher Edwards
John Mitchell
lol
Tyler Martin
haha put me in the screencap
Anthony Smith
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP COACH! IM READY!!
Leo Scott
What the actual fuck.
Adrian Carter
absolutely fucking holy based
Eli Brooks
It's okay to think about things like this as long as you never do them. Never.
William Reed
NO user STOP
Chase White
Wank
Levi Bennett
You glorious bastard.
Parker Howard
haha
:D
Nolan Roberts
You'd need one hell of a urethra to pull that off.
Jaxon Scott
thats it
i have seen it all
Andrew Parker
>248 replies
>196 posters
Matthew Cruz
Okay, enough internet for this year
Cameron Hill
Justin Wood
Jesus christ what the fuck
Carter Martinez
That's not bad
Jeremiah Myers
Parker Cox
You're the only one whining. It only ended for you. You're free to leave.
Landon Wood
Don't
Alexander Clark
Jace Phillips
I'm replying to this because everyone else is and I want to be in the screencap.
Here's my reaction image.
See you on reddit.