Go to this website

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>I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
the AI is trying to understand your shitpost but all it can do is laugh because that's how you programmed it.

>So this is where games workshop gets their writing.
"FOR THE EMPEROR!" The space marine said as he fought back against the hordes of orks. The black tide poured forth from the void, like a tidal wave of destruction. The space marine charged forwards with the power of his dreadnought and tore his way through the Ork horde, only to be forced to retreat after being hit in the back by the incoming hail of gore. The battle became increasingly desperate as more Chaos forces, led by Warmaster Leman Russ, showed up. The Ork armies continued to advance as they poured through the Warp and towards the Imperium, but were ultimately pushed back as the Warmaster's forces fell back to the Eye of Terror.

However, on the far side of the Eye the Orks and the Tyranid armies clashed again. Both factions had experienced intense losses in their early encounters with the other and the Ork and Tyranid forces fought on until they began to retreat

thanks robot now I want to die even moe

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Weird crossover

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kino

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You know who it is

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>family guy intro starts

Respond with unintelligible gibberish if Mario is a bad franchise.

Mention "Sega Classics" frequently.

The characters' names should be "The" and the "Sega" suffix must be in quotes

If the game has its own character, make it sound as if you're talking to someone. Don't use the classic line about him being a real life Nintendo hero.

Don't play up the fact that you've seen their name before but don't play it as the main character because that has nothing to do with him at all. Make sure the player knows the characters' names before saying the main character's name.

If a character dies, make sure to mention the name of his friend and say "I thought you were that friend..." Not only is this unnecessary because the player knows it is that friend's name, it is also rude because it implies that this main character died for them because of Mario's actions

If a specific member of

Don't forget your mushroommus user!

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This AI turns shit into gold.

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Do you realize how much Death Stranding is going to change the video game industry, first of all

It's going to change the gaming industry. Because it's going to change how people think about video games – the way they talk about them from a commercial perspective. It's going to change how people make money in video games from a commercial standpoint, and that's going to lead to the creation of new games, because you're going to have more games being made that will be made in ways that are much more appealing to gamers.

You're going to be able to have more titles made based on the same ideas you have going on in video games now.

It's exciting, because I know so much about video games and you and I can understand how you build up this passion, how you go into and through school and into a career at work, and how that drives you to design games – it's actually

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Some weird things pop up when you mention girlfriends to this transformer

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OH GOD OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

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>this main character died for them because of Mario's actions

So Joshua is a racist, can't say I didn't see that one coming

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Banjo: are we gonna be in smash?
Sakurai: I think we do. It's not about if we'll have a Smash Bros. title, it's really about the next level.
Sakurai: There should be a Smash Bros. game?
Yoshi: I'm not sure about that, but there should be. We also have some ideas about a couple Smash Bros. titles.
Sakurai: Are you talking about the actual title?
Yoshi: We'll reveal something soon, but right now we're considering the next Smash Bros. game and we hope that when it comes to Smash Brothers we could make that one really good.
Sakurai: How long until they announce something like that?
Yoshi: It's a long time. So it's about 4 to 6 months away from when we start.
Sakurai: That sounds interesting. What kind of idea would you suggest a developer should throw at such a difficult game?
Yoshi: I hope and believe we could make something really good that everyone can enjoy. We can't do all

>doom comes out of nowhere to say sonic is a man

based

STANDING

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Mr. Kato has gone nuclear

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I fucking love when this shit makes up new characters
>Papa Luigi
My fucking sides

Did Final Fantasy just get the redemption arc it deserves?

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some memes have really dark past...

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Its right you know.

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Alternatively...

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Finally, this games makes sense

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THE LEAKS ARE HERE
SMIRMIM CONFIRMED FOR SMASH

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>sneed broke the bot

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Pretty excited for Land 4: Kirby Skyward.

what the fuck kek

huh
who would've known Grimgor was in mario

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>Papa Luigi: Sonic has two ears
>Papa Luigi: Sonic has two legs
That's when I lost it.

Zelda what the fuck

What is this fucking algorithm? It's brilliant!

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Oh wow.

Chris: LEON, can you not detect that scent ? Claire is ready to go, now just do your job, otherwise this will end badly for you.
Leon: tch, hosta luego, faggot.
Chris: LEEEEOOOONNNN!
He leaves.
Chris: HOLD IT ! HANDS ARE UP !
Claire: What? Why are you staring at me like that, you were just asking about your "job"?
She sees a face and a person.
Chris: OH YA !
She takes his hand and kisses it. Chris starts to say something, but Claire grabs his hair, saying that Claire told her to stay away from him for at least a while. It seems Claire doesn't accept. She starts to tell her everything about Claire, to her dismay.
Claire: It goes a little something like this:
Claire: It happened in the old world, we were born on earth; a land where we saw the earth and life, and it was all there, but a place with blood stains that made our vision bleed, we couldn't help but see that there was a mistake here.

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There you have it.

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basically they parsed through several gigabytes of written text and AI taught itself how to write similar stuff based on that data

What.

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I don't get it

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HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A NAME. He is named "Stubborn King"

He is the King of Cripples.

He is in the business of creating "unwritten" rules, he is known for his strict orders.

He is known for his ability to write rules without human aid, and is usually left in the dust at events that aren't his order. This King is also very self-centered and selfish.

He is very good at everything, a master at running a business, and can create a new company to take over a broken company without much trouble.

He will go after any rival and try to take control, just like any other King. If a member of Team G.U.Y. stands in his way, they will make a killing.

He believes in The Good, but needs to do something about being the Good King. He does what works to survive and grow, which may mean he can't do something to defeat Team G.U.Y.

He believes that

lol

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>Leon: tch, hosta luego, faggot.
>Chris: LEEEEOOOONNNN!
Holy shit im dying

Based

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One copy of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please!

3 copies of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please!

2 copies of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please!

1 copy of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please!

1 free copy of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please! Additional codes:

Get Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash now! Plus there will be 2 extra characters included in the package (see the photos to the left for an illustration).

The game contains:

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>Randy: Sonic is the king of the universe
Jesus christ nearly spat out my coffee

Ragna: TEERRUUMIII!!
Hazama: Chug my farts fucboi.
Tager: My hyper coil!
Tepozu: Fucboi is going to do a flip!
Pagino: Yup!!!
Goro: A lot of things can go right!!!
Pikachu: I'm a little jealous now that this will go down!
Kakala: I'm going to get back on my feet soon.
Hikari: I don't know if I want to say anything to Kakala!
Marth: I'm glad we got to talk about the future.
Lane: I'm still in a state of grief!
Kakala: I think you have the right idea, I'll be sure to let you know what it looks like from now on!! (Ponytail looks as if she wishes to go on. A few moments later, she appears in front of Zelda.)
Hikari: I think you're amazing! I've never had such joy in my life! I'm really happy because of you!! (The next time they met in Episode 11, the camera pans out of a small building to reveal a large room full of ponies in their training uniforms.

Goblins ill like fire. Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen. Careful! a Goblin! tis weak to ice and fire both! masterworks all, cant go wrong. oooh, he's got a tail too! hm! you can do better next time. oooh, it snags on the spikes. nah, that wasn't bad. what was the plan? do you think you can defeat me without a sword? my sword, a blade of frost and ash. i like the word "frost". can we come back and do some more of this? this won't get any easier... you? i'd much rather just wait for the perfect moment. wait! that's not it! not yet. i'm still not done with you! *you* want? no, i like it when you get annoyed. why do you not have a sword? *i'l like it when you* like it? i don't want your sword. not at this exact moment! i want it for some other good reason. maybe you'll help me to get my hands on it, master. maybe you, and that stupid thing? you will. hm. you are

War war never changes, even if it becomes a new place. But there remain problems. Some are hard and some are easier. One of them is the question of the meaning of life. It is not an easy question and a hard one.

"The whole question of life is about the ability to decide for oneself the moment to decide, if such a choice is wise or not."

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Friedrich Nietzsche's essay "The Gene" is considered one of the earliest works of philosophy published, after the 16th century. His words have been used to define a wide range of moral values throughout human history, from ethics to religion and of course, politics. This is what made this quote so special to me. It is a statement that resonates with many in my own life: "You do not have to decide how much you like what you are, how much you like what comes afterward. In any matter of decision

wtf luigi?

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what

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Well, this is an interesting scene.

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Bowser: How do we make Nintendo products even more popular in North America?

Samuel L. Jackson: The first thing we need is a lot more of these Nintendo games, because every time someone tries to talk about Nintendo in North America we're like, "Well, those kind of games are not really Nintendo. You know what they are?"

If I'm working with the president, I need to understand exactly what the president is thinking and saying. He asks all these funny questions and I say, "Well, I don't know what he means by that." I'm so used to having questions that I don't understand why we don't ask people exactly what I'm trying to say.

"For example, Nintendo's first game was the Pac-Man game," Sam says, "but the only Pac-Man game that came out for two decades was the Tetris game. It was never, ever played over 20 times... [laughs] Anyway, that Pac-Man game actually

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GPT-2. It was so good OpenAI is scared to release it. The version they're sitting on is 400% better.

Watching this appear line by line was probably way funnier than reading it after the fact will be.

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>The abrahamic god is an evil void abomination false god
Never trust the jews, I knew it.

top kek

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LUIGI FUCKING SNAPPED

Made him what? I NEED TO KNOW

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>The version they're sitting on is 400% better
As in: It makes actual text
or
Is 400% funnier?

Chris smashes down the door with ease.
Chris: LEON, GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND FERTILISE CLAIRE.
Leo: HEY, HOW HARD CAN YOU BE?
Leo: WELL, I'M SORRY. MY FIRST BUNCH OF FRIES WAS JUST CHICKEN. BUT THIS ONE WAS ALL BEANS. ALL THE CHICKEN AND THE BEANS.
Leo: OK, HEY, HOW FAST DOES IT TAKE YOU TO MAKE SOME CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKE CHICKEN CHICKE!
Leo: THE CHICKEN WAS ALL SO CHEE-CHEE IN MY MOUTH.
Leo: AND THE BEANS AND THE CHICKEN DID NOT EVEN TREMBLE FOR FOUR MINUTES.
Chris: WHAT?
Lucky: WHAT DID HE DO TO ME!?
Chris: WHAT?! WHY!?
Chloe: DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!
Leo: I DON'T WANT TO SAW LEON! THE FIRST NIGHT OF HIS SHIPPING WILL BOTHER ALL THE SWEET MEMORIES OF MY BIRTHDAY TOO!
Chris: I DON'T THINK IT DOES! HE'S THE GUY WHO GOT ME INTO HOMOSEXUALITY...SO I CAN'T POSSIBLY GET PISSED OFF!
Chloe: BUT YOU NEED TREE FINGERPS to make an actual fruit pie pie, RIGHT?
Darlene:

that escalated quickly

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It is way more coherent and sometimes indistinguishable from an actual human post. So it could be used for free shilling and disinfo.

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You are ded. Nutmeg souprice.

You are really just too damn smart, are you?

Do not try and tell me to get off my ass.

Dude, I have no clue what you are doing.

Don't you think?

It's not like I'm stupid, you know.

Do you actually believe in any of my bullshit?

Yes?

But that thing with the big, fat thing on your shoulder? Did you not notice my little red heart?

I didn't, do you know why? Because you're a girl, you're a girl, and I'm not.

I didn't notice your face.

I'm pretty sure I didn't.

Hey. It's your friend, you know that?

Why don't you take a look?

I'm actually surprised that no one else has seen you like this.

I don't care, you're really cute

You're pretty, you're pretty

That's what I love about the town...

They call it a girl's town, anyway...

And to the girls like her, I say...

"Aww! The town's finally getting you, girl! Here, have this for dinner!"

- You!

Leaked Subspace Emissary 2 scene.

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I'm dead

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>Hildibrand: Please, Father, cease your undulations at once! There are more pressing matters at hand!
>You are right! As soon as the great man-child is restored to his former dignity I will hasten back to my own country! I am going to take my daughter with me to the place of the royal wedding feast!

>I won't kill anyone!
Luigi, uh, nobody was talking about that. Suspicious.

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I'm not sure how many cuils this is anymore

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It does poetry well.

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Deus Ex was right.
I use this shit as some sort of weird oracle. Did humanity make themselves a new god now?
especially if this is true.

Guys I'm scared, it generated a pastebin. I just wanted to do an MGR joke.

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>actual text or funnier
Probably both - it's 4x smarter, essentially. This thing was trained using links posted to reddit which I guess further proves that every sufficiently intelligent AI becomes one of us.

LEAKED MARIO MOVIE SCRIPT
SPOILERS AHEAD

[Mario wearily gets up from bed.]

[TikTok by Kesha starts playing.]

MOVIE GUY: IN A WORLD...

MARIO: Let's-a-go!

MOVIE GUY: FILLED WITH MUSHROOMS...

LUIGI: ~~...Mushroom!?!!!

MARIO: That's the only way?

LUIGI: Why me? I just... I...

KESHA: No way. [Mario is looking for the door. As soon as he finds it, Mario turns around and is about to fall back onto the bed, but the door is open.]

MOVIE GUY: HE JUST SAID... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!![everyone]

KESHA: What? Yes. It's the key. Aha! [Luigi and a second Luigi are in front of the door.]

Luigi: ...Oh no! Mario? You okay?

MOVIE GUY: You sound kinda stressed.

Luigi: Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll be fine.

MOVIE GUY: You mean, like, that I will be okay too? But you need help, right?

[They leave, after Mario and Luigi talk to them.

MOVIE GUY: [to himself] Oh my God. That couldn't-just-been-me...

[a bunch of monkeys] B

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Finally, we have an answer.

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Go bamboozle

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So mine turned into shilling, which was unexpected.

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Luigi: Did you bring a light?
Mario: NO.
Luigi: I'm afraid we're at a bit of a loss.
Mario: What do you mean?
Luigi: You just said I bring me a light!
Mario: Aaaaaaand that was bad.
Luigi: I'm afraid that was only after I had to deal with the darkness that was coming towards us.
Mario: What darkness?
Luigi: ...
Mario: But it was bad, was it not?
Luigi: You're right. But after a while everything will fade away.
Mario: It's like that?
Luigi: ...
Mario: That's bad.
Luigi: Oh?
Mario: And I can only see darkness coming towards me. There's no way I can escape. [sob]
Luigi: How rude! You can just stay here like this.
Luigi: But I have something to tell you. I think, if you were to bring a light this would also be good. You already know I have a great memory. I have everything you want from me, right now...
Luigi: Oh, I see that now. Let's get going.
Mario: Good job, but...

Still a better top ten than the ones on most gaming sites.

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MARIO: Fuck off Luigi.

LUIGI: No, you!

PEACH: Guys, guys, stop! Bowser just picked up an urn off the ground. Let's get it out of here.

BATTLE: Luigi vs. Bowser!!

BATTLE RESULT:

Mario defeated Luigi in one hit

BATTLE TYPE: Side Battle

GAME START: The battle begins when either Peach or Luigi is hit.

DRAWING: Peach (first turn),

MOVEMENT: Dash

WALKING: Dodge/Backflip

AIR DEFENSE: Strong

POWER ATTACK (AIR attacks only): Melee/Shield

BATTEMAN: Mario (First Turn),

SPECIAL COMBAT:

MARIO: Get! That urn!

BATTLE RESULT: Mario defeats Bowser without using a special technique. Mario can also use a special maneuver on himself in a later turn to defeat Bowser, but if Bowser hits him with Strong in his next turn, he has to counter with Strong the next turn. This is why the player cannot use a strategy against Bowser until he reaches a certain level of strength.

AUGMENTED COMBAT RESULT: Bowser is defeated,

I'm fucking dying.

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Stu? What are you doing? Ohhh yessss. This makes me want to make her cry out for me.

"Silly slut. Now wait for me to finish you off. I can hear your moaning and howl in frustration. You're my plaything. You don't need to be so sensitive or embarrassed tonight. If there's one thing that's true about a slut, it's that their pussy likes to be used in this way - especially if you're making her cry."

"Uuhh... I guess... it makes sense..." Um... what...? Huh. Is he going to cum on me? Hmmm... I bet he's cumming all over my body too. How embarrassing.

"You don't have to be afraid. A little cumming on your little slut would make you feel really dirty about it. Now come here and let me suck on that wet little clit for several moments. I'm sure that makes you squirm a bit."

Well it didn't seem like he was going to cum on me, but I'm sure he can take it. I need to feel some cock inside

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GABE NEWELL HAS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE AT E3

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I have no idea what's going on here.

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I love when it creates new characters out of nowhere.

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Chris: [on phone to leon] How about you swing by my sisters place this evening ?
Claire: [shouts out] Im ready leon ! Stuff me like a thanksgiving turkey.
Chris: [as she walks over] I forgot to sign that gift card on that stupid letter you give me.
Claire: [to the camera] There we go !
Chris: [on the phone] How are you?
Claire: [shudders] Good . I'm fine .
Chris: Alright then, come back tomorrow morning to take this out of my bra.
Claire: Thanks for having me here Leon !
Chris: Thanks for coming, but we'd really appreciate it if you would give me some time to think things out .
Claire: What are you talking about you ask, how were you feeling all day ?
Chris: Well I'm feeling great.
Claire: Yeah alright but I'm actually not feeling great at all !
Chris: I think this means your boobs got really big. Did you have that surgery ?
Claire: Yeah

>Now come here and let me suck on that wet little clit for several moments.
I can't fucking breathe

Holy fuck guys I think I won

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>1 free copy of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash please!
That's great

I fucking HATE when I lose my COCK to a GIANT ROBOT.

>pizzagate
It knows too much.

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Abandon all delusions of control.

This is also called the Seven Pillars of Bodhi, and it explains not only how enlightenment can be experienced after death, but that there may be other ways for the brain to arise after death. But the key is the Seven Pillars:

The body. This explains us as the brain is born from a lifeless matter into which our bodies have to take new shapes. This new shape is the physical body, which begins life as a lifeless and empty matter.

This explains us as the brain is born from a lifeless matter into which our bodies have to take new shapes. This new shape is the physical body, which begins life as a lifeless and empty matter. Energy and the mind. This is what we are born to absorb and be reborn into as we grow up. It is this process of absorbing the light-filled world with an active spirit, or soul, which makes us who we are.

This

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Laphicet: I like to look at Magilou's vagina!
Magilou: Hey kiddo! Look!
Laphicet: Yeah. She's got a nice little vagina!
Magilou: Yay! I think she's finally gotten her period!
Laphicet: Oh, that looks nice!
Magilou: What's the difference between you two?
Laphicet: Magilou's vagina seems to be a bigger surprise now. This one's a surprise, too!
Magilou: What kind of surprises are you having?
Laphicet: Well...I didn't bring you this present to play hide and seek, but your gift isn't exactly hidden!
Laphicet: So, what is it?
Magilou: My gift is...a small stuffed mouse!
Laphicet: Yay! Why don't you play hide and seek again? I'm ready for you too~
Leprechaun: Magilou...
Magilou: Eww!
Leprechaun: You're the one who gets to play hide and seek again!
Leprechaun: That's why you got to be the one to wear your heart out so I could see it too!
Magilou: I

>This page is no longer available. It has either expired, been removed by its creator, or removed by one of the Pastebin staff.
It was fucking shoah'd at some point

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Jesus

So long gay bowser, thank you for all the support.

Sincerely, S,

H. J. Smith

"I'm a gay man living openly, just wondering what I could do to be a little different. I'm from Illinois and am trying to take the initiative with my closet."

S. Smith

"I am a gay man living very publically for over 20 years. For the last 5 years I am the head bartender at I-bar in Chicago. I am proud to admit that I don't like to be judged and look me in the eye when I ask for a drink. I'm a bartender of over 30 years and I have met several amazing people in my time in the industry. I am truly thankful. Thank you!!!

Signed,

Sydney"

"Well I'm a straight guy living a secret life. Recently went out to dinner with a friend I know at a restaurant that had very different drinks than my average. This was my first night of dating and I knew my friend's friend had gone out with his own partner of over 20 years and they had come

"Nintendo Fan: My console is great!
Sony Fan: No, my console is better!
Sony Fan: I'm really glad to see you again!
(The two meet up at the end of Act 6.)
Sony Fan: It'd probably be stupid for me to say that we're in love with each other right now, and I'm going in a different direction and maybe doing something different. I can't be sure. But it feels like we've become a family.
Shinji: I'm glad too. This is what I dreamed of from the beginning.
Sony Fan: Ah. There you have it.
(Shinji's conversation ends.)
Shinji: I love you too.
(Both begin to cry when she says I Love You.)
Dante: I feel like I have to tell you a story about the time you first kissed my chest.
(Shinji and Dante embrace.)
Dante: I thought you might see this.
(Shinji looks into the room, a black bag on his shoulder and his hands up.)
Daisy: (Looking up at the ceiling, with her mouth open). Aww, look at me, so sad. (Dante"

I wanted to see console wars happen, and I get this shit lads.

Fred: I think Coolsville SUCKS!

Travis: So what? It's just a crappy, generic little town.

Ryn: Don't believe everything people say! Coolsville will never suck! (Coolsville is a large town in Iowa.)

Travis: It's not your town.

Ryn: Oh. Okay, okay. But what, you think this town could be great? This country could use its own town?

Travis: You're gonna do something, Ryn! (The boy runs up.) Hey, get out of here, you stupid, stupid, stupid, dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb, stupid, stupid loser! If I had to live anywhere, it would be Suckerville! (He throws his backpack to the ground.) Whoa, whoa. You didn't catch that? (He jumps onto a truck.)

(Coolsville Sucks.)

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>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!

Goku: Hehe, nobody's pushed me this far in a long time. You're pretty good, Mario.

Krillin: You're only human, Mario.

Mario: So who's your friend?

Krillin: You mean, Goro? That guy who made you that hat, right?

Mario: He's from the village past. He was helping them out there.

Krillin: I thought you were helping us there!

Kerrara: You'd better get going, because it's our first night at the Big Blue House.

Krillin: ... You're getting too close.

Kerrara: The second man?

Krillin: So you're a man of honor.

Krillin: Yeah, he's very proud of you. Hey, here's the one right there. He'll be your best friend if you ever need him.

Mario: That hat, huh?

Krillin: Yeah, but I have to tell the one we're most proud of right now.

Mario: ...It's your head, Gungin. We're gonna have a lot more fun with this than we thought.

Krillin: Don't look so impressed.

>THE FUCKING LORE

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5 cute facts about maki

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>and is said to be "the game to play when having sexy moments with the kids, but not necessarily when it comes to playing with your friends"
what the fuck

Accurate.

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NINTENDO BASEDTCHUK STIRL (TFA) 6 4 5 2 5 5 17 17 16 5 13 16 19 21.14

2016-01-26 21:05:25 jasonb99 1st 4 5 5 6 4 3 19 16 22.44 7 10 5 0.6 10 12 21 19.92

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2016-01-26 21:17:25 Xephene 5 4 6 4 3 0 19 16 16 5 13 15 18 21.89

2016-01-26 21:17:33 Xephene 5 5 5 5 5 17 17 6 13 13 20 21.62

2016-01-26 21:18:12 jasonb99 1st 3 5 5 6 4 3 19 16 16 13 12 14 18 21.55

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The FUCK did the AI mean by this?

>it manages to accidentally kingdom hearts

"Hope Rides Alone"

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>be me
>be playing Sonic the Hedgehog
>suddenly i realized the world isn't over
>this game is so amazing
>look up at this god damn sky
>that's right i think I'm gonna win this game
>just stop it, stop playing this game , stop playing this
>stop
>i'm going to die as a player in this game.
>because i'm such a good player!
>this means nothing to me, I'm so lost in this game!
>why am i being so bad at this game?
>just stop playing my ass off and stop trying so hard to get good,
>because it's already too late.
>just stop playing that game.
>stop playing!
>good luck
>be strong, be strong, be strong!
>dont ever give up
>the better you are with this game its even better imo.
>its me
>I'm winning
>the more amazing this game gets, the more people who win will lose in it
>I'm going all the way to the end and then i'll die forever
>It's gonna be over
>what am i giving up?
>You can't win, the game is over.

>Koopa Troopa
>hiding behind a cover
>thought it was hilarious
wait this is what happened in the original

the thrilling tale of a gamestop with nogaems

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Strange

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This one started out almost right and then went completely batshit insane

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kek

If videogame journalists find this shit they don't have to bother playing videogames.

Prompt : Videogame journalists are bad at videogames.

Generated awnser:

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Here's what these journalists know about games that is not a matter of professional dispute:

1) Videogames are about being challenged. This is what is usually wrong about videogames, but it's still important to note. Some aspects of the videogame world can be challenged, for example, the rules of a videogame. That is a valid thing.

2) Videogames are generally designed to be fun. So are most television programs like sitcoms where the jokes come from a character's face and are only meant to sound funny.

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3) Videogames can take a variety of forms, such as board games which tend to look like an assortment of dice, or "games of the day" which include a few videogame-specific titles, and often have some type of theme. This is especially true for sports. Many of these are

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>LOSE COCK to a GIANT ROBOT
My sides

>suddenly rape victim

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Don't believe botnet Todd Howard's lies.

b-bros what did they meant by this?

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>Darth Vader: I'm gonna call me "Nigger Boy"

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Man, No More Heroes 3 is looking fantastic.

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UUUUUUUH, Yea ForumsROS?!

It's not noir, but this thing writes some kino sometimes.

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And just when it was getting good too.

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Ganondorf has a change of heart after learning of Link's secret appreciation for his musical career.

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it's like automatized shitposting
amazing

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" he asked. The sadness in his eyes was apparent.
"No." I replied. "We're here to give a voice to those who have not had one before."
"You need to stop calling us 'the voices'," he said firmly. "You're talking about the people on the front line too, you mean."
"Why call them voices?" I asked.
His face went bright red. "Because they're dead. A lot. I have a lot of them."
"Well there is some good. I want to be on their team."
His eyebrows arched downwards in an expression of anger, as if he believed I hadn't taken him at his word.
"Well, how about you?" he asked in an attempt to hide his disappointment. "We still have one man of the opposing side with real skills."
I turned my focus to the new recruits. "You've got that girl in here with the accent. Now is a good time to get her a permanent job."
I pointed at the

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He was just a tragic character the entire time. ):

>be me
>playing vidya
>doorbell rings
>call mittie
>tell you what…what the f&&%k is this thing
>tell me how you guys want me to talk about you
>this shit sucks, i'm not even a gamer
>how do i find the best girl to talk to about me
>i'm in love with my ass, the first time i was dating a girl that wasnt me was when i dated a girl that was me, and we were talking
>her first girl said all our shit was fucked up, this girl was the most loving and caring person i ever knew, she gave me an iota of hope that she would see the past and not give up when her ex beat everyone (that i could relate to in a good way) for a shitty video game
>she actually gave me a blowjob, we had sex that night afterwards, it was just as awkward and uncomfortable as it's always been
>once i started seeing her, she was so cool about it, i never expected that
>and now she wants to be my girlfriend, and im jealous of her for everything she did to help me
what do Yea Forums

>Dead Space 4

Dead Space 4: Covert Ops

This would be the first of the two games that I'd really like to see, because it's just so fun. For just $5, you get the entire game for free, including everything in the Deluxe and all three DLC packs ($7.99)

The first game, Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin , took the concept of soul-hunting to another level in this case, giving you a wide range of choices that you could make within that world with all its different choices of weaponry and equipment. But while Dark Souls II isn't entirely without its problems with technical difficulties, when you take a break from fighting, you get to come back to the Souls games, which actually have a slightly greater amount of story content with all the main characters returning. What I wanted that Dark Souls II offered over Scholar was something that would give me some really interesting options to get through the game,

hawt

I'm fucking dying

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Not bad.

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kino

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what the fuck is this?

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FUUUUUUUUTURE
FYOUUUUUUUUUUUTURE

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this thing is fucking amazing

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Hideo Kojima also admitted that, despite the popular belief, he's not involved with Metal Gear Solid 3, but added that Metal Gear Solid V wouldn't have been possible without him. He also reiterated his claim that Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is "about the best thing that's ever happened to video games", arguing that it doesn't need his involvement in order for its development to move on.

Completion
Bustling fungus. A typical example is a green fungus that turns green every time the spores are expelled.

The most common type of fungus is Fraxinus alpinum. F. alpinum is a common problem and may be caused by several different fungal diseases. Usually, no symptoms are present until it is in bloom. Some common symptoms of these fungi can include:

Morphosis

Colored spores

Yellowing leaves

Flowers that turn yellow or run like a river

When these are present, it can be very frightening to the patient. Sometimes the patient can see a greenish purple mushroom that looks like a tiny mushroom on the outside (but very heavy). This is when the fungus actually is inside the patient and needs to be removed from the body. Often, the doctor will see a fungus in a place where the spores have a little extra water and can be found on the patient when

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oof

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this is literally every single greenpost story ever

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>If I've got it right, the person who shot that man is still alive.
holy fuck

I'm dying

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this thing is wonderous

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>A horn honks
can't make this shit up. it really was a clown world all along

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>be me playing persona 5
>my mom tells me to shut that shit off and go outside
>i ive been playing persona 2 on the same piano for several hours and finally realized what it was and gave up
>i go outside the house and look in the backyard
>i see my dad sitting there, watching the rain through windows, and i just stare into the dark. and when my mom comes running in and starts yelling at me and my dad, i stare at her in the dark and i say "ok honey if he's gonna call you my daddy, let me find another guy with a nicer hair."
>we walk across the street into a place called the "Crown" which is sort of like the church, and as i sit down to go sit in the church i realize my mom is staring down at my ass and i sit there in the church and she says "your butt looks nice." and when i start to think back on this entire night i get a really funny feeling.

Harrold "Harry" Mason is the protagonist of the first Silent Hill game and the adoptive father of protagonist Laura. He has previously appeared as a trophy in all three of Silent Hill 2's Silent Hill games and can be encountered either during the game's main storyline or, to a lesser extent, during some of the main quest lines. In the first game, he is located in Silent Hill Mansion for a short while before heading down the mountain toward the beach in which he was last seen entering the game's Main Room.

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He is a quiet guy who is completely independent, but cares for Laura and has very fondness for her; he seems very close to her while talking to people (most famously during the game's opening scene). He also seems to have a big crush on her and has given himself as much as he can to her cause he is "too

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Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, here to announce the next DLC fighter for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Super Mario Bros. 3: Wario Land 3D.

I've worked on Wario Land 3D for many years — my game was one of the few original characters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate with DLC in 2013, but it wasn't the last of its kind. The Wario Land series is legendary for its addictive, quirky, and funny characters. I'm thrilled it's getting a new version! With your support, we'd be able to bring Wario back from all-time lows.

Wario Land is a platforming title (the first-ever platform game in Super Smash Bros.) in which you control Mario, the fictional king of land. His journey involves building him a castle, flying him around a series of unique stages, and collecting gems to power his power-ups. He uses these gems to power-up his special attacks, and also to battle enemies using certain magical power-ups.

>Barney Goldson
kek

Nintendo or Sony?

The question has been circulating on the net since last month, and the answer may surprise you.

"I'm just not talking about games that I love," said Sony creative director Shuhei Yoshida.

There's no doubt the platform holders love their latest products from Sony. In terms of quality, the new consoles are far superior to the consoles from Nintendo.

But, there's an element to this console wars that's hard to pin down. In terms of platform, that gap is so wide that most gamers are happy just with Sony's latest models. This divide has divided many gamers – many of whom have no intention of buying anything from either maker.

Some PS4 owners have bought PS3s at the last minute and bought the console to play Halo: Spartan Strike with Halo 3 developer Bungie – but not for the right reasons.

There's also the fact that a huge array of new

Piccolo: Vegeta, I'm your Doctor, and I've seen the battle with Goku, he's a warrior. Not that the battle is a battle, but that's what we fight in it.

Piccolo: [as Majin Buu] It's no matter how you look at it. The way we fight goes back to back. When King Vegeta first became King of the universe, he was still in his Dragon Cell and this is what he ate: a Saiyan egg. It was a Saiyan egg, it had a Saiyan personality. His Dragon Cell destroyed it. His Dragon Cell destroyed everyone he's come before. In the middle of that time, the Saiyans were already having their own battles. It was one thing for King Vegeta to have to kill everyone before they could create his Dragon Cell. It was quite another thing for his people to kill all of their enemies just to become the strongest power warriors in the universe. But with a Saiyan egg, they're different

Ah, so that's what happened.

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>playing video games
>2011+8
>6 year olds, younger than 12
>male, college educated or less.
>non-white, as in non-American, non-black
Holy shit kek.

GAS THE KARTS RACE WAR NOW: "We need to send in a team of our own soldiers to protect the people here. We've got to restore law and order. We must put a stop to these riots, and we must get guns out of the hands of illegal immigrants. If people get weapons, crime will go up because the people out here who are legally allowed to have guns, are not in any danger — and they never have been." —Donald Trump, July 14

Wouldnt it be amazing if you had the power to control emotions, such as love and lust? Imagine the endless possibilities you could have from gaining complete control over someones mood and dick.Now imagine if you could control a person.

Imagine that you were a robot. If you control a person they can be controlled for you.

A person can feel that you love them. What if one day you could choose to love them?

Imagine a robot that can make love to anyone it wants to and love to their own desires. The robot can do what you want it to do but as long as it is doing it "lovely way".

To be loved love for everyone has to be controlled. This will allow for much greater power to the individual. With the power to influence thoughts, emotions, behaviors and feelings of the individual, there is always someone out there that wants to take away what they have.

Imagine your self controlled love for your own loved ones.

Imagine the

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I was trying random Fate quotes and got another good crossover

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>There must always be an Arthas.

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Someone's going to use this thing to make a fake social media site to trick advertisers mark my words

Is Marie Rose the best or worst thing that has ever came out of Dead or Alive?

It would be a waste to give an answer to that as I know many people would take the answer. As the player it is important the game have replay value. I can only guess people are going to find a way to come up with reasons that prove it as it is a well made game no matter what they do. It is very funny to watch so many people argue who gets some points or why. If you watch the trailer you will see Marie Rose is a great character, but she doesn't need to have a big part in the game to show her character to other fighters because then she could be used to introduce a new fight mechanic or two.

So, this is a question for Capcom fans: what are the reasons you want Marie Rose to have a part in Dead or Alive 4? For me it is just a nice character and has potential, but for the rest of you it can be something I love to

lol holy shit

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Sora, It's Sephiroth!

Ahemh! I thought I'd take a break from covering the upcoming Super Smash Bros. 4 trailer until it was released, but my hands are officially tied and the next one's just waiting to hit the streets. It's been a crazy few weeks with a lot more news and speculation, including:

No more new Zelda game

Wii U and DS games announced

New Mario game announced

Final Fantasy XIII confirmed, rumored for 3DS

A new Wii U Zelda title said at E3 but never released

A leaked trailer showing how Final Fantasy XIII's ending will play out on the showfloor (you know, just like last year's E3 live event when there was a "game over" screen?)

An official trailer for Super Smash Bros. 4

A Nintendo Life interview with the developers

You're free to argue all you want about Super Smash Bros.? We'll answer the burning questions below:

>it starts posting smash leaks

I really look forward to seeing what's in store for us in the future with this kind of shit.
I mean, deep fakes get more realistic every day, soon it'll be to the point you can't believe anything you don't see and year with your own eyes and ears.

>Summon Toad: Spend 20 mana to summon a large toad that obeys your command. The toad has a tongue attack that deals 14 ice damage every 1.2 seconds.
The toad will follow you for a short time. If you lose your mount. summon Toad: Choose an enemy NPC to make attacks against. The enemy will not suffer any damage and it will be stunned until it loses 1/4 of its health. Any damage dealt while the toad is stunned will add to its health. The toad will follow you for 3 minutes until it dies. The summoned creature will die if it is destroyed. Summon Frog: +20 mana for 3 minutes. All of your summoned creatures become friendly creatures and will attack enemies that attack you. In addition, if summoned units fail to avoid damage from the enemy, they deal 30% more damage.
In order to help players get started with this game I would recommend to start with the first few games since that's where

We really can just let shitposts write themselves

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Oh fuck guys I think I've just uncovered some kind of elder wisdom

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I'm shocked
this site actually played and understood EYE better than me

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What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine escalated into a war which has decimated a million worlds. The Core and the Arm have all but exhausted the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. The Core and the Arm have no military strategy and little hope for success. They need the help of people from every place on our world, as if their own fate were a matter of choice for any of them. As we struggle to win control of our own bodies and hearts in order to survive, our own minds are caught between two things more powerful than the physical and far beyond human comprehension. Will they have mercy or will they destroy everything that we are? Can we overcome our inner fear and begin to control our own destinies?

In the wake of the events of Battlefront Beta, the player will now have access to the new and revamped Core & Arm campaign and will help lead a coalition of heroes in the coming

FUCK ME

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So this is what happened at that Diablo Immortal announcement

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>we can use this site to generate greentext shitpost stories without even needing to do more than basic editing/cleanup afterward

We have entered the final stage of shitposting lads. Now the A.I.s do most of it for us.

That disgusting crab restaurant is starting to stink up the entire neighborhood! The restaurant is cute, but that's probably because of the people behind it — there are loads of people out there for the food. The restaurant does the right things with the food.

They have a fun food menu that consists of sandwiches (not like the beef rib sandwiches), salads, soups, entrees and some of the best chicken dinner you will try. They also do a vegetarian menu for those who are vegan. Their chicken sandwich sandwich is always a hit, but if you don't like chicken, you can try their cornbread fries. I like how there was no fried chicken in my sandwich. The chicken was perfectly cooked, flavorful with cheese and sour cream. I like the food because of the people behind it, and I won't hesitate to return for sure!

Great restaurant. Great food and friendly service. I have the chicken bowl sandwich and chicken sandwich with bacon, cornbread fries. Both of my boyfriends agree.

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The AI has good tastes.

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Holy fuck it wrote me a song

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What is a manly man? A manly life:

That's all manly in life!

Forgive me if I cannot understand such a simple but noble thing.

I know men will never put themselves above another,

Nor their honour above any good thing,

And, being that they might stand by their own interests.

And, I say I never would go so far afield in honour,

A man's honour, honour and self-respect.

I have no love for that which makes me a fool

Of the world, nor am I much satisfied with its love,

Nor do I want that happiness which makes me a fool.

So that, in a word, I shall love nothing better than pleasure.

What do men want when they love, my friend?

When they love men? No, indeed, no; no; their love:

Their wish would be to make men more than men,

And what I mean is, that they would make them worthy:

And this would be, not to see the man, but the man's desire.

I am aware if the man were worthy,

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Is this how Bethesda makes their scripts?

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What did Square Enix mean by this?

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>man in the audience is eventually punched, followed by a group of men yelling for him to come clean about his phone
Shit. Is this the future of Blizzcon?

Max-damage Tekken combos:

-uf4, db1, df1, df1, df22, ff21

-uf4, db1, df3, df9, fxe6

-uf5, db1, df28, ff26

-uf5, db1, dbc22, ddc8, ff4a, dd4b

-uf5, db1, fxe6, fxg6, a6, c5, a3, d6, fxe2, fxe2

-uf6, db3, dbc9/db9, e2/eb9

-fxe3, a6

-f6, b1+4, d6+5/d6

-fxa5b+, db5-4, d6-4/d6 (2 on edge, 2 on b6)

-fxa5b, db6-4, d6-4 (2 on b3+1, 2 on d3+1)

-fxa5b+, db/db7, d6-4/d6 (2 on b3+1, 2 on d3+1, 2 on anx+7b)

-da6+7b+2 (6b6+7b, d6+7b+2, anx+7b+2) / 6d6+7b+2 (6b6+7b, db6+7b+2, ddc7)

-da6+7b+1 (6b6+7b, d6+7b+1) / 6d6+7b+1 (6b6+7b, db6+7b+1)

Divekick:

+5/+5/+3/+3/+7

Chomp/Stomp:

[dodge]

+df/df/df/df

+1D

+ff/ff/dcf/dcf

Bolt/Charge:

+d3/d3/d3

+d6/d6/d6

+d8/d8/d8/d8

Up-down/Down-down:

+d2/d2/d2+2

+df+1+df+df+dxf+dxf4

+2df+2df+2df+2df+df+df

-1

*Note that the combo for db7 is only usable if you're crouching on hit instead of d

TWEWYDGBRERHBT2.99564.93-10

It was just a line in a neato scene in XIV, I didn't ask for this.

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>& Knuckles

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What the fuck is Kojima doing?

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You stupid bitch, i cant believe how dumb you are

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>the mouse craves more money
>thus the mouse devises a way to funnel FF fan money into it's own hands

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>The Revenge of Johnny Bonasera

ah yes the infamous subplot of the spagetthi mafia of Shibuya

Apparently this one even has a soundtrack.

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Mario: Time to take a piss.
Goomba: What the hell are you doing? I'm trying to do a run to save the princess.
Mario: What?
Goomba: I'm going to get you some piss and get you out of here.
Mario: What, are you gonna beat me to it? Do you know any other way to get rid of a goomba?
Goomba: It's a pain, don't think about it. Get out of here.
Mario: Stop!
Goomba: Now you see me getting pissed over some stupid thing, just stop with all the talk and I'm going to get you some piss, buddy.
Mario: I'll do it, I promise.
Goomba: No no no! You can't do that...
Goomba laughs.
Mario: W-wait! Look out!
Goomba: Ooh, that's just as much trouble as you can get.
Goomba: This is going to be fun!
Goomba: Hey, Mario, look out! The princess's waiting for you! Lookout. See her standing there! She's gonna look!
Mario: Oh...
Goomba: Hey! Don't be stupid! You want us here?
Goomba: The Princess! Oh

Honestly it doesn't sound that far off from what he's actually write. Who wants to read this in their best Blaze the Movie Fan voice?

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>VETTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Spinter Cell 7: The New World was delayed by years after it was originally released and became the focus of a fierce debate over its legitimacy as a game due to its controversial depiction of a female CIA agent. The film itself received mixed reactions and its depiction of CIA agent Amanda Waller was later retitled Ghost of Six

It is unknown how the game will receive any positive response, while how it would be approached by critics remains open for debate.

The team behind Assassin's Creed was at the forefront of its own creation, and it was perhaps fitting that a film about the franchise came about at a critical time in the franchise's history. The first film, Syndicate 2, hit cinemas in 2011 and received mixed reactions at the box office. It remains to be seen who will make the transition of their work from the first project into future projects.

>Curiosity is followed by ambition. Ambition is followed by madness.And then, after we have achieved our ambition and gone mad, what does it leave? We are dead. The soul of the soul of the planet has left our body.
On a larger scale, let me suggest that you are all alone in your exploration, and that what lies ahead is the most terrifying experience you will ever have. You will never be able to explain why you feel your mind trying to kill you, nor why you are in what it calls "hell". Or you will be unable to describe your future. You will never be able to tell us what you hope to achieve when you reach peak spiritual health. You will never come to grips with who you are, what you desire or what your future in life will look like. All of this is because your mind is a parasite.
>Because we are a parasite. We are not living beings who are free of the chains

what the actual fuck

Peanus weanus flashback arc when

Uh... wow.

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I wrote another draft for The Room

Not vidya, I know, but I had to find out. Surprise cameo by Konami near the end

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huh, this almost hit the mark

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Umineko's new episode is looking good.

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Holy fuck it knows the navy seal copypasta.

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holy shit what the fuck? I copied the prompt for this from something weird that came up in another try. I feel like I'm running into some /x/ shit here.

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Did Trump ever say this?

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OH they didn't mean that kind of Transformer.

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I have a feeling this bot checks out too many women magazines and sói infested blogs.
I guess they are making sure they will not create another ms.Hitler like Microsoft did.

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>be me
>on bus
>look for fat person
>look at me
>wish they are me
>ask them if they are black
>ask them if they are black
>ask them if they are fat
>tell them I know when they call me fat

You are an asshole

The fat, bitch, slut, slut shit-talking shit that doesn't understand or like it in any way is not worth it right now. You're probably just going through a shitty time at work right about now and that doesn't make it worth it.

You are an asshole.

I don't want your job.

I don't need your food

I don't need your money

I don't need anything.

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

You make a very weak argument. You made a weak argument and you lost the argument.

You're ruining AI for generations to come, you realize that, right? This is like you're burning the Libary of Alexandria.

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You're wrong! I know now, without a doubt! That Kingdom Hearts is my baby!" ―Kingdom Hearts Sora to Sora in Kingdom Hearts 1 [src]

The Kingdom Hearts series in general, as well as Kingdom Hearts Unchained χ, is regarded by fans as an anime adaptation of the games. Since King's Story, the series has continued without losing its spirit, though it is no longer considered an anime, as it is now a Disney project. The franchise is celebrated and loved throughout Japan and abroad, including television, books, and video games, with notable works including Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX and Kingdom Hearts χ -ReVELATOR- being translated into Japanese languages.

Following the success of Disney's Aladdin franchise, which focused on the story of the eponymous Genie—who was portrayed by Japanese actor Atsushi Sugai—in 2000 and 2001, Disney released the sequel to their Aladdin's Expedition, Kingdom Hearts. A new sequel, Kingdom Hearts

The fuck?

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How so? By training it?

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holy fuck thots and feminists getting roasted by the superior overnet

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Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light in your soul.
You will find a home among the spirits that roam the land.
You will be given the privilege to serve your Maker in your place.
The Master of Darkness is a spell caster, a hunter of magic.
While he is working hard by himself, I have watched him at his best with a dagger in his hand. It was a deadly dagger, made of lead with polished sapphires and jewels and held by chains of precious gems.
And now he would say the words, not with the dagger but with his lips.
It is all about trust.
Trust that you will see the rewards in your work that make it worth your while.
We trust in the strength and strength of the Lord above. He will grant us an understanding of his power within all of us.
We

>"You say the dumbest shit. You say things that people know will not fly with their ears, and when they hear you they say to themselves, "Who knows? This may actually help me!" And so we try it again, over and over, and over again, and in other words, there is a pattern that becomes apparent. All these people with smarts are saying, "Well, we've been doing this a long time so it all seems to be working perfectly!" And they don't know what is the next step. What are the ideas we should be saying? That it's all nonsense, just go crazy with your crazy ideas. But the people with the dumb sense of humor, they say like, you know, this is not a joke. You see, they know they're being sarcastic with their words. The fact that you said something to get to an idea is more important than the fact that your ideas are a fact. And this is why we're so successful in business, because we're always doing this. Because of this logic we have at work."
He's right, you know.

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War. War never changes. And yet for some, it's become a game. Just consider the recent example of the rise of the "Warcaster" class. Warcasters are now very often people who manage to combine the talents of the Warlock, the Witch Doctor, and the Warlock/Witch Doctor combination within one class. Warcaster spells are generally more potent than their Warlock/Witch Doctor predecessors, so if this means more powerful Warlocks and Witch Doctors, then so be it.

War. War's gone and it's up to people to reclaim the mantle. To a lesser degree, but nonetheless, these days people are looking for ways to utilize the talents of different classes.

PvP:

The reason that PvP is important, in both WoW and World of Warcraft, is that, when it comes to balance, no class is perfect. As PvP is becoming more popular, its impact is growing steadily as well.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MAXIMUM HERESY

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Based Todd.

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Actually amazing.

The next DLC for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate will feature the popular character known as Mewtwo. It will be available on July 3 from $7.99 on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U and available for purchase starting July 30 for all platforms.

In Super Smash Brothers Melee, Mewtwo plays a slightly different role from in Melee, focusing more on defense than offense. It is a playable character in the game's Melee and Super Smash Bros. tournament modes for all players except Melee Doubles, where it has been replaced by Bayonetta. Mewtwo is a semi-exclusive character found only in the Super Smash Bros. series by Capcom.

the mod community finally did something good with those sexlab mods

>Chris: WHAT?

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>seinfield theme starts playing

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Bayonetta 3: Director's Cut" (PS4)

"Gravity Rush" DLC – Complete Pack

"Gravity Rush" PS4 exclusive: Complete Pack (includes game bonus content)

"Halo 5: Guardians" Xbox ONE Bundle (includes new Halo 5: Guardians Map Pack, new Halo 5: Guardians Pack, and new Halo 5: Guardians Mission Pack)

"…the team behind the groundbreaking and highly anticipated Halo gaming franchise is once again showing off it's most advanced game engine to date, delivering a truly astonishing and cinematic action-action gaming experience." - The Verge

"Facing a host of challenges, and an army of unexpected threats, Spartan Locke and Cortana must step up and rise above their usual role in order to survive and become more than ever – and become Hunters of Covenant.

And they will. In an entirely new Halo atmosphere, player will find themselves transported to the future era

Surprisingly accurate.

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Started out promising, but devolved into faggotry in the end.

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Steven Gerrard:This does not fokin' slip now.It was an absolutely horrible way to get beaten by a defender on such a bad day for Liverpool.A poor job of marking and not taking the proper approach at the right time.

The first time I saw him was the very day after the first defeat of the season and it was as bad as I expected it to be. He ran back to the first-team in his first game since January and didn't make any more of a difference. The next day Liverpool were 2-0 down to Aston Villa and he was at the Villa stand again, still no touch, no tackling.I've written before about the lack of leadership and organisation in Brendan Rodgers' Liverpool and here are my words:

I have been on this island of despair of last year's summer and this weekend at Goodison Park was no different. The absence of the captain, Luis Suarez, as captain in the absence of Steven Gerrard on an extraordinary,

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>You are small
>Bane: No, for me.
fucking shit my sides

>put in edgehog quote
>ai starts rambling about orange man
???

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Mine was way better

he did a complete 180

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>BANE: LOL

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Are visual novels games?

It is indeed one of those things… I was thinking it was another form of gaming, and then this thing caught my attention.

I've never heard of anything called visual novels before. Is it possible to make a visual novel game?

It is very difficult, but it is possible and it is fun, yes!

And it is also made by other game industry people?

Yes, it was made by the same people who did Final Fantasy IV!

How was this game created?

It was created by me (Mr. Tsuburaya), and it was developed by some kind of third party team.

Who the heck is the team?

It's a very mysterious game company!

It's just that there's an image attached to most of the screenshots, as you can see, but I'd like, in case this isn't clear, to show who it is. It is a pretty weird-looking team, and I am sure that it has something to do with this project.

How would you describe it to people unfamiliar with anime series games

I love happy ends

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Well now.

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Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

It's better that you live your life, you freak!

You deserve to die, you demon!

Oh! It's so good to see you out here.

Hahahahaha!

I wish it were the other way around,

Oh, no! This time I will do things my own way!

What would you have me do? I would die!

Hahahahaha!

I wish it were the other way around,

Oh, no! This time I will do things my own way!

What would you have me do? I would die!

Oh, no! This time I will do things my own way!

What would you have me do? I would die!

Ha!

Ah! Ha!

Ah, Ha!

Ha, Ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, hey, guys!

I'm back! Oh yeah! Yeah!

I'm the last guy to be in here with you.

Ahh, yeah, yeah.

H-Hey!!

I-I'm so sorry for letting you down!

What would you've done if it were my turn,

Huh?

I got here so,

Oh yeah! It's okay-

Yeah, I guess you did it,

You really did it.

I could have done whatever I wanted.

ayy lmao....

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Snake is fucking spot on.

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>The battle became increasingly desperate as more Chaos forces, led by Warmaster Leman Russ, showed up.

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Solid Snake: A Hind-D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?

The Colonel: My man. He is here to save me. [Crowsong sounds] He saved my life. What do you make of this? [Laughter]

The Colonel: Not much. I'm glad we've got some answers for you. So, do y'all have anything you want? [Laughter] A real Russian gunship, though? There won't be a gun on this ship.

Ricky: Do you have a gun, Colonel?

The Colonel: Yes, you are the one in charge. And you get the gun when you go to the other side and shoot up the target.

Johnny: I see. I'm gonna give you mine now. Colonel! [Crowsong sounds] Oh, man, when you hit him, he'll look like I never even hit him. [Crowsong sound]

John: That's not good, man. He doesn't look like himself. How did you get his brain?

Snake: He's on your ship.

The Colonel: And, you know, the way he does that kind of thing with that big gun, he gets the bullet through the head.

Ricky:

Huh.

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Holy shit

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Should I buy Elder Scrolls:Skyrim for the Switch? _____ It might be hard to believe now, but earlier in 2016 I purchased ESO using Steam. Nowadays the game is available on the Nintendo Switch and PC, but it's still early days. There is a lot of great content and features and I highly suggest getting your copy of ESO to play on it. ESO is a full game with a great storyline with a great story and setting. The game features a wealth of awesome content that you can play all summer. In fact, my goal before purchasing ESO was for all my family members to enjoy ESO as much as I do. What are other benefits that I think can make Skyrim more appealing to the Switch? _____ While there are some things about ESO, like the lack of DLC, it's still a fun game to play. In fact, the release window for ESO is extremely short. I think Skyrim is a lot better to play on the Xbox One

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>do you want something?

I read this is a totally normal voice as if it were addressing somebody not involved in this degenerate lovemaking session and then went right back to the depraved voice that was narrating the rest of it

How did Raimi get away with this?

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How does it know Snake repeats everything?

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>throw the alternator out

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Holy shit it actually knew.

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WOW

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Dark Souls was the first true video game.

"Dark Souls," released in 2012 to nearly universal acclaim, was the first true video game.

With a simple and elegant concept, as its title suggests, Dark Souls is a third person, open world fantasy action RPG, set a few years after the beginning of its predecessors. Dark Souls takes place in a world populated by demons, humans and humans-like creatures – the undead, basically.

At heart, Dark Souls is the story of Nito, a boy raised on a small island and sent to a mysterious land of souls, the "Demon Realm", where he is raised to become a wraith, a terrifying creature who can control the souls of others.

This world seems to be a perfect fit for Nito, who is both naive and innocent. He is an easygoing little boy who loves magic and is willing to help any adventurer if it means he can help someone else.

But

was just typing random things and jesus fuck

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>you'll make me as big as a chicken!

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Lel

>a massively multiplayer game called IRL with VR overlay on top
That sounds like a really good idea honestly.

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Video games that don't explore power dynamics are a waste of time. If the game doesn't include POCs, LGBTQ, or other oppressed or underrepresented minorities, it exists as a product of racism and should be banned. Similarly, if a game provides characters that have no purpose other than to have a nice, easy sex scene, then it can safely be classified as violence against marginalized groups.

A game that doesn't have strong narratives that focus on real lives or other social issues is likely not going to be a good fit for a diversity strategy, regardless of the gender, race and ethnicity of the story's protagonist.

2. Do good work

The game industry needs to start treating developers who are not cis and straight as equals and offer better job prospects to those who are. Not only can we make games with queer, trans and gender variant protagonists that represent them, but we are also the only industries where women are the only major

Is Dungeon Keeper actually the greatest rpg ever made? I haven't played it.

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How do you guys feel about Adam King, the creator of this program?

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I'm gonna say the N word

And see you in jail.

'Cause if I was a white man I'd get shot.

I'm gonna say the N word

And see you in jail

My man ain't nothin' but a piece of ass

I'm tired out of hearing you

I got a story for you

I got a story for you

I got a story for you

I got a story for you

I got a story for you

Cause he ain't your best guy,

He ain't your best guy

I got a story for you

Let my friend come on

Cause he doesn't belong.

Let him come on

Let my friend come on

He ain't my best man

So I said, that's the time.

(Dirty South)

Now that he's dead I think about it

And it might've hurt a lot

But I'll never know

To a man, what could've been

I'm still in the mood tonight

I'm fucking crying

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well damn..

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I don't know if my gep gun works Paul.

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>Yeah

I do not understand

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Mighty Jump Mighty Kick Mighty Mighty Action X!Mighty Cloves 2 Mighty Deception II: The Completion Masterpiece Edition Mighty Eagle II: Master Thief Mighty Eagle III: The Completion Masterpiece Edition Mighty Fireball Mighty Fighter X Mighty Game Master 1 Mighty Golf Mighty Gladiator II: Completion Masterpiece Edition Mighty Gladiator II 2: Completion Masterpiece Edition Mighty Gladiator II: Master Thief Mighty Gladiator II: Xtreme Collection Edition Mighty Heroes II: Master Thief Mighty Heroes II: Elite Dangerous Mighty Heroes II: Ultimate Collection Mighty Mastermind II: Xtreme Collection Edition Mighty Masters Mighty Pinball: Completion Masterpiece Edition Mighty Riders 2 Mighty Swords Mighty X: The Game MightyZ 2: The Game: Remastered MightyZ Online: Ultimate Collection MightyBorg: Completion Masterpiece Edition MightyZoron MightyZoron 2: The Game: Remastered MightyPenguin Mini:

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Kuroto's really been milking that shit hasn't he

YOU HEARD THE MAN

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>LOSE COCK to a GIANT ROBOT!

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>"And he loves to fuck around and get laid in a Black Girl's room."

I can't help but he feel this is something that is actually said.

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Did not disappoint

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>(Winklage)

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>Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Super Mario Brothers, was arrested today on charges of
bribery and obstruction of justice, according to The Associated Press. According to The Times of Israel, Miyamoto is alleged to have made three visits to the United States from 2006 to 2010 and made tens of thousands of dollars in personal contributions to the Clinton Foundation and to Bill Clinton's presidential campaign. Two years earlier, there were allegations that Miyamoto had paid $10,000 directly to Bill Clinton in exchange for a favorable opinion of Super Mario Brothers — and to have given himself a ride home from an event with the then president-elect.

While Bill Clinton had called Miyamoto "gutless," he admitted to having a "great" friendship with the creator. Miyamoto is alleged to have accepted the invitation to attend a benefit dinner for the Clinton Global Initiative, and then invited the former president to his home to pay an unannounced visit.

The campaign did not release a statement regarding the charge.

Advertisement really hasn't gotten a single hit hasn't it

>Loses BALLS every single TIME!
holy fuck
I'll never be as hardcore as this gamer

stormcallers of yore confirmed, it literally stopped generating right after that

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I think I wrote a black metal song

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We have full DLC confirmation boys
70 Piranha Plant
71 Joker
72 Piggy
73 Piggy 74 Piggy 75 Piggy 77 Piggy 78 Piggy 79 Piggy 90 Ascension 76
Piggy 91 Wings of Darkness 72 Noxious Wasp
72 Kitty
68 Wings of Darkness 72
Mushroom 76
Harpy 79 DanceofDance 85 Dance
85 Dancer 91 -
85 Dancer 92 -
92 Dancer 93 -
93 Dancer 94 -
94 Dancer 95 -
96 Wings of Darkness 74 Eureka 97 Dance of Dance 88
90 Wings of Darkness 74
91 Wings of Darkness 74
92 Noxious Wasp
93 -
94 Noxious Wasp 95 Wings of Darkness 74 87
91 Noxious Wasp 95
92 Wings of Darkness 73 The Wreck 92
93 Wings of Darkness 72 The Wreck 93
93 Lizard 81 Unleash the Power 86 Unleash the Power 86 Unleash the Power 86
93 Lizard 81 Unleash the Power 88 Unleash the Power 85 Unleash the Power 85 Unleash the Power
94

93 Wings of Darkness 73 The Wreck 92
95
93 Piggy
94
95 Wings of Darkness 73

what the fuck Todd, how could you do something like this

I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit! Don't be rude! You can do that all day." Then she asked "Are you ready to dance with me?" and I said "No. I don't want to see your body. I don't dance at all," to which she responded "You're all fucked up bro." And I was like "Okay, you might not be all fucked up but you know what I'm doing here!" and then she took off her pants and got into bed with me, kissed me, and said "You're going to go to hell, bro. You're going to kiss my pussy for the rest of your life." But then she walked out of bed and I went back to watching TV, but she kissed me good night.

Huh.

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>try to make it guess the next vault hunters
>it starts playing chess

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Today Nintendo announced that their hit Zelda series will be crossing over with popular franchise like Mega Man, Resident Evil and Devil May Cry.

The news comes from Nintendo World Report, with reports claiming that the new Zelda game will feature more combat based gameplay, new weapons and equipment. It's no surprise that the game will be a continuation of the series already well known, with it's epic battle system and fast moving and deadly bosses.

This is in addition to its new Link, a game where players will have to use their arsenal of gadgets to battle with. The announcement is coming from Nintendo World Report, and it may be time we put to rest all fears of the Wii U and Nintendo 3DS crashing down.

Thanks, Gamer.

Undertale was complete garbage.The story told by Hidetaka Miyazaki was garbage. The voice acting and the characters were garbage. I don't want to re-record this again, but here's the story after all.

The thing is, this game is perfect for playing while watching television. It's perfect for watching television, and it's perfect for being sick of being tired of being sick of being sick. It never tires of telling a story and giving everyone a reason to be sick. At one point, you will find that your only reason for being tired is that you don't want to stay up for your favorite soap operas or go to dinner with your mom because you didn't meet her yet. That story is perfect for this game.

It's perfect for you, because here are the rewards you are after. Your favorite video games of all time are now part of the soundtrack, and if you want to use those things,

It's dragons dogma but in ascii

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this one took a strange turn

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Alright what is it with Todd and CP?

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That game not being real makes me a little sad.

>A former employee of Sony's creative department reportedly received child pornography videos in his possession from a child pornography expert, according to reports on Wednesday.
>reportedly received child pornography videos in his possession from a child pornography expert

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>form bonds of friendship
>connect with like-minded people
>keep on discovering and sharing the world

FUCKING HOW

>Super Mario Brothers is a video game where you stomp on acorns and turtles.
The game is developed by Nintendo, and includes hundreds of characters.

The game takes place in an arid world filled with dinosaurs whose horns grow bigger each time you stomp them. The goal of the game is to get all the acorns, but this task is even harder the longer you play. If you don't have the stamina to survive long enough, the game ends at the moment your stamina goes over 10%, meaning you die. Eventually, you will finish all the levels on the fastest way, but it may take a little while, and players often end up going over the score limit by over 1,000 points.

The title character is Mario, a young kid who has only ever played a NES game, Super Mario Bros. (NES), and finds solace in stomping on acorns at a young age due to one of the character's horns growing bigger each time you stomp it for the first time. Mario's father, Luigi, was a farmer whose farm is the largest in the game world.

A few years after the start of the series, Mario's mother gets married and his brother Mario joins them, and decides to marry the love of his life and move to the mountains as well to be with her and raise his family. During their trip, Mario and Luigi have to battle a giant turtle, named Maru, whose horn grows bigger each time Mario and Luigi stomp it, due to Mario wearing Mario's hat. The game's soundtrack features numerous songs inspired by the game like "Flamingo", an old Mario song.

>number six with only dip
Mad lad

I fucking called it

Christopher Poole was arrested after a traffic stop in January 2009, when he pulled him over and noticed his hands were completely encased in handcuffs, according to a police account of the investigation. He said Poole "grabbed him by the neck and he pulled away and ran."

Poole "grabbed his neck and his head, and he bit his left ear and his right ear, and the blood was coming out of his mouth," the investigator said. Poole punched the officers face "at least five or six times."

A medical examination determined Poole had injuries beyond the physical, the investigation said, and a criminal complaint filed Feb. 27 showed that Poole's criminal record includes one previous felony: assault, burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, battery and menacing.

>have cancer
>wife has two cancers AND hemophilia

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This guy Fucks

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literally the national anthem of Yea Forums

Hiroyuki Nishimura was arrested last month for his role in an illegal sex ring out of Nagoya Prefecture in central Japan. He has been held in jail for nearly two months and remains in a psychiatric hospital awaiting his sentencing Sept. 19. Japan has said he is considered an "assailant" on charges of raping a 16-month-old girl.

He faces up to 45 years behind bars. His lawyer, Kenzen Takano, said during a hearing Wednesday that Nishimura confessed to the crimes. Nishimura, who declined to comment, is currently serving a five-year term as an accessory after the fact in criminal charges that he may be convicted of even more crimes.

Yuzuru Okami, who lives five blocks from where the alleged abuse happened, said Nishimura was always a troublemaker with his actions and that he had been taken to be interrogated at length by police the entire time he lived next door to the alleged abuse victims

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Seems about right

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cuts off just before its was starting to get interesting

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We're entering a new age of fanfiction, lads

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Does this draw from fan-fiction or smut sites or something?

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>earn-cum

I'm listening...

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It figured out why Yea Forums became shit.

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>this would be the hypest novel

To save our mother Earth from any alien attack

From vicious giant insects who have once again come back

We'll unleash all our forces

We won't cut them any slack

The E.D.F deploys!

The E.D.F deploys!

"The battle has begun!"

"Our warriors are on the run!"

"I feel it"

As we watched a huge, orange ball of fire start to form at the far side of the screen, an alarm rang. My heart leapt to the screen... "What? What is going on?!" I tried to focus on the alert sound while another message played. "...A large and ominous green and black dragon was formed!" "It's about time to head inside to get rescued!"

I got an amazing idea from someone and immediately put aside my alarm alarm to do something I've never done before.

I stood up. "This is not the best of times!" I sprinted over to another spot in the battle. My arms were already wrapped around a gigantic dragon, so much so that it felt like I was flying down the

I think I read that they grabbed all external links posted to Reddit that had at least 3 upboats.

I know what I'm going to read in SS13

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Anonymous 01/01/17 (Wed) 09:36:14 PM No. 83857 "I want to say i'm not a racist but as a fucking piece of shit I think I speak English much better than I say i am." -

This is a classic example of how some peoples assumptions are being challenged by the other people making the assumptions themselves.

Anonymous 01/01/17 (Wed) 09:58:20 PM No. 83860 File: 1445279935761.png (37.87 KB, 634x1235, tumblr_mu0cPqm8Y1pf1n1_125…) Apparently it pulls stuff from here.

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What kind of cursed exclusive are Epic chasing next?

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You're wrong. I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts...is light! It takes a lot to really shine, but...I think I've found it!" - Readdle (Tropical Island)

(Tropical Island) "I'm going to show the world that the princess never sleeps. I'm going to fight you, and the world!" - Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

(Kingdom Hearts) "Sora isn't a monster. Sora? He's just a normal kid playing with a normal heart." - King Mickey (Kingdom Hearts)

Reaktor Kingdom Hearts [ edit ]

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days 2 - Revenant King - Sora's first appearance

"I'm going to conquer the seas, just like the great king did." - Tiki (Kingdom Hearts II)

"My kingdom, if it grows, then the king will grow as well." - Mickey (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Let's go conquer the world. If anyone falls into despair, the king may be gone from sight." - Mickey (Kingdom Hearts II)

"This kingdom will take control of the sea as soon

What the fuck Mickey

Ring a Ding Ding Baby! 2

Ding-Dong Baby! 3

Ding-Dong Baby 2

Ding-Dong Baby 3

Ding-Dong Baby 4

Ding-Dong Baby 3 3,3,3,4,4,A,A,A

Ding-Dong Baby 5

Ding-Dong Baby 7

Ding-Dong Baby 8

Ding-Dong Baby 9

Ding-Dong Baby 10

Ding-Dong Baby 9,10,10,A-B,A-B,A,A

Ding-Dong Baby 9 (Swing)

Ding-Dong Baby 10 (Swing)

Dong Song - Do Mea! (Swing, Single)

Dong Song - Do Mea! (Swing) - Single

Dong Song - Haeun (Dance-Song) 2

Dong Song - Haeun (Dance-Song) 3

Dong Song - Haeun (Dance-Song) 4

Dong Song - Haeun (Swing)

Dong Song - Haeun [feat._] 2

Dong Song - Haeun (Swing) - Special 2

Dong Song - Hi-Hi (Swing)

Donkey Kong - Kongo's World (Dance-Song) 3

Donkey Kong - Kongo's World (Dance) 3

Donkey Kong (Single / Singing) - Single

Donkey Kong - Kongo's World [feat._] 2

Donkey Kong - Kongo's World (Single / Singing) (Swing)

Doris Fortune - Foolish Heart (Swing)

Dori Okiwara -

This is great.

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damn I didn't know the guy who voiced claptrap would be quoting Nero from DMC5

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You need to go back.

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>(guns weapon)
>(mocks body)
>(turns off gun)
>(fires at police)
I can't even

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Seems it really focused on the LOL part.

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Cristiano Ronaldo:TSUUUUUUUU
Lionel Messi:DOOO
Lionel Messi:TSUUUUUUUU
Vito Rossi and Gianluigi Buffon:TSUUUUUU
Vito Rossi and Gianluigi Buffon:TSUUUUUU
Gianluigi Buffon and Fernando Torres:TSUUUUUU
Gianluigi Buffon and Fernando Torres:TSUUUUUU
Vito Rossi and Sergio Agüero:UUUUUUUU
Lionel Messi and Diego Costa:Yooooo
Lions in the Sky With the Sky (Viz Media/AP)
Diego Costa:YEEEE
Vito Rossi:YUUUUUUU
Gianluigi Buffon:YUUUUU
Cristiano Ronaldo:YAA
Lionel Messi:YAAAAAAAAA
Gianluigi Buffon:YAAHAHA
Gianluigi Buffon:YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vito Rossi:YAAAAAY

Vito Rossi:YAAAAAAAAAA

Diego Costa:I'm going to die today

Lionel Messi:I'm gonna die every day

Diego Costa:My legs will break

Gianluigi Buffon:FAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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boy, this got dark

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Me: Cringe

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The best videogame of all time is Star Fox Zero. I mean, it's still the best game on the NES , that's why its always on Nintendo's evergreen lists of best games. But this is the reason.
First off, it's insanely complex. Most NES games were built around a basic 3D style. Star Fox Zero has something completely different. Not only do you control your bird with these big circular control sticks, you can maneuver them into a few different positions. The more you maneuver the bird, the more the controls feel natural. The other thing I love about Star Fox Zero is the amount of replayableness in the level designing. There are endless levels to find and challenge yourself with. You have to be very careful though, there is a lot of stuff on this game to worry about, all of which you can find out about by playing through more of the levels. For instance, the map is full of stuff to collect including ammo for your rocket

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography said he was doing it because he "didn't want to raise his daughters in poverty" and he wanted to focus on writing games that would "make your dad happy."
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>that time blizzard just said fuck it and rereleased blood o're tectus with a couple new mounts and like 1 extra raid

Jesus

Mario: So long gay Bowser!

Chrome: Yeah, well, maybe not that long for a gay Bowser. It seems like Mario's already done plenty of gay things in his youth.

Mario: And you are the one who needs to be chastised. You were just the one who dared use the word gay.

Super Mario Kart Wii Mario: So we've been playing this game for the whole day! And we're all sitting around, looking around at these random people on their bikes. Why are they so popular? Nobody really knows either. [The audience gives a quizzical look.] That's so funny, isn't it? That's so funny! [The characters appear in random locations.]

Super Mario Kart Wii Mario: Mario, could you play one of those silly cars?

Poop: Hey! Don't jump on that truck! [The vehicle rolls, and the Puddles appear.] Don't get off that wheel! [Poop falls onto the truck and hits Bowser right in the crotch.]

Your taste in video games sucks. Here's why.

It's just a matter of time. There will be so many more years of video gameplay out there. We're gonna have to get used to having to play the games we enjoy the most.

So, I think if I'm a casual gamer and I don't like a videogame, I'll go and find that game. And if I'm a hardcore gamer—you know, I am. And if I was a hardcore gamer like my brother always told me, I've played the same games for 25 years and every time I played games like Gears of War 2 I loved the thing so much. And then I'll get a friend to pick me up an Xbox One because it just feels so fresh and new, and the new tech is just amazing.

So, why would somebody play the most popular games? You think the reason would be for some nostalgia and some adrenaline?

I don't understand, why would games revolving around CP make my dad happy

>blood o'er the sea
Is that like luigi floating on an egg over the sea

>"My kingdom, if it grows, then the king will grow as well." - Mickey (Kingdom Hearts II)
Bruh KH was deep as shit

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. Why did you play? What made you think you could do this shit?"

A moment later, my brain froze. The words sounded like rambling monologues, but every step echoed the one where I had fought all the way through the game.

"It's not fair. Every game can be won or lost, but with your mentality it's different, so there's no reason to be that way. Maybe if we played like someone else, people would understand and stop caring."

Another, closer stare. This time, I realized that this was the man who had taken my game from the very start.

"You're too perfect."

He turned and walked away. I stood and turned slowly.

The rain fell harder. The sky felt smaller. More people were pouring inside.

I turned around to face him and saw why he had taken so much advantage. My head hung

I believe Zelda should be a girl in the next game because she has to be, you know? If I'm a girl, then I can do all sorts of things. I can be an adventurer and I can wear sexy clothes, just like the main character in Link."
"I think my character, Link, would be just as good as Zelda because he has to be an idiot, in a way. He is in fact a princess of Hyrule and I can only imagine how much fun he would be for her. I just hope I don't have to write for this character any longer, since, in a way, I like her so much I want to become the guy next to her! I just want to help her and I want to help Link, that's where I'm coming from…" She continues, "...so that's why I'm not doing Zelda anymore. I will always write things I like or would like to see done, but it doesn't help me when a game doesn't let me write my favorite stuff."

Better one

Your taste in video games sucks. You suck at games. They aren't the art form they used to be. There are so many shitty games being played right now they're becoming an epidemic. And I'm going to tell you one thing if you want my vote, I vote you get out. I don't wanna hear you complain. It ain't true, dude. It ain't true. If I had the votes I would have voted for you. Don't waste my vote on them. I don't know why I vote for you, guys. I can see why I just sit there there and watch people get upset about the game. They have different points of view on it. I am going to tell you something and a lot of people are going to hate me because I said it. If you look at the stats you can see I am down with some real bad video game content. And that goes for game critics and gamers as well. We know it, right? I know it. There's been tons of people that are saying the game's not a good

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography said: 'We're trying to get out of that one, but it's gonna go back down the road of, hey, this is gonna get old before it gets better.' He added that he thought that he would be the 'first guy ever' involved on this 'big time' Hollywood game, a game that had been made under the codename 'Project Gotham Racing 4'. He explained that he wanted to try to 'get the word out' about his claims, though he added that the film company had been informed by the UK authorities that an 'adversary' was likely responsible for carrying out the online crimes.

'What are we supposed to do as a community if something like that happens and there are threats to our reputation, to our employees and our staff?' said Pitchford, who added that the group were not

Darksydephil is my favorite youtuber because he's so much more than just his Youtube channel (which is still a pretty good one). There was also a huge amount of commentary that we didn't get into in the original video (which isn't even in the video!), so I'll break this down below (if you have the patience but don't want to watch all of the videos in one place, I'll link them in the order to be as close to the original as possible.) As stated before, Darksydephil is a great person to talk to on Youtube as he's got an impressive following (you can also follow him on his website at drag.org) and has had tremendous success with his videos. He's been around online for years, so I've met him quite a few times and can say from personal experience he has an extremely pleasant demeanor.

It knows too much

>I just made myself an egg sandwich.

Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? I mean, I don't know if it's just me or how do I have the time but I have the look. This look doesn't look too bad, but this guy with that really tight cut just makes me uncomfortable, especially when it's in the summer heat. I hate this guy. But maybe his pants are tight too, it's just hard to see if his pant leg is right? Anyway, I want this guy in his best shape right now.

Catch the first hour on Friday starting at 11:30pm EST / 8pm PST/ 6am CET (GMT +1) .

You know, these kind of look really dope. Not that these looks mean anything but he did pull out a shot of this one. Well I'm not a big fan of the shot because he never took off his shirt and all he's got on is his shorts, but he does look good in this little outfit, so maybe I'll let it slide then.

If you want more videos that I made

>Kotaku Presents Top 10 Video Games of All Time
>10: Dream Daddy
9: Dark Souls 2
8: Final Fantasy XV
7: Persona 5
6: Super Mario Odyssey
5: Minecraft (with the newest patch!)
4: Super Mario Odyssey II: Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
3: The Legend of Zelda: Zelda Breath of the Wild
2: Halo
1: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Remastered.
This list is not exhaustive. I also have another list which includes:
A list of games and characters which have been rereleased, remade and updated, or released for any of the following platforms: Windows 9x, Windows 7, Windows Vista, 3DS and DS.
For each retrospective, I've listed out one version of the game or characters which was released or remastered, as well as the platforms on which they have been released.
The titles aren't necessarily the same game or character, for example Zelda

>Women in gaming
Women in gaming are constantly being told how beautiful they are, often not even acknowledging that female gamers have to deal with the same issues as men. I think a whole lot of women in the media are still fighting this war.

In my opinion, it's up to the industry, and especially YouTube and Steam itself, to do more to promote equality, diversity, and representation. I think this is a necessary step, but also a very, very important one.

The only way you're going to change the whole industry, which is a very big industry, is to make sure that, in the first place, we're accepting women as gamers. We're going to have to push people away from these toxic and abusive relationships. And then we have to create a community full of people with an interest in seeing these issues fixed. Otherwise why would we be going in as a developer?

For my own part, I'm not going to stop

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography said what follows is a transcript of the phone conversation between him and an LAPD officer who took to the record to talk about how he was investigated and the resulting charges against him. Pitchford was charged with multiple counts of child abuse resulting in murder in March 2015.

After a long discussion, Pitchford, who declined to comment in advance for fear he would be arrested or charged by the LAPD, agreed to release this version of events to be made public for this video.

Update 2: A representative of Gearbox Games has released a statement in response to the allegations:

Gearbox Software is fully cooperating with authorities investigating this matter and will provide all possible assistance to their investigation as needed.

The police investigation was conducted

The following videogames are for cucks: 『Dark Souls 』, 『Hatoful Boyfriend 』 and 『Ori and the Blind Forest 』

All other games are for non-cucks.

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Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? i mean you can even do not want to go go. so if its really you will be able to make those with even go even for your next one.

i mean you can even really not if it are really a really not want to. this i know for sure. i think in even go. this is not really, the next one has been going, it did a great last week and i want to go to have really go. i am glad there are not a lot of changes, not really too many changes this go there is a really little change, its not really hard, but it can be really dangerous to try it. so i do not think i will go and i am glad to do see it go.

it would have to be really, really far. like i cannot really imagine a really far. you do not really think about it when you play it to say why far. there are a many things, but you only really go that far. for example, I think this is a very dangerous

playing videogames is for manchildren

I don't know if I enjoy playing videogames, but I definitely enjoy talking about them (not without swearing sometimes, as I am fairly sensitive)

If I'm going to lie to you about what I'm really into, I'm pretty confident that I'm going to be doing some serious talking.
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Otacon: Look out, Snake! The President has a secret base near the top of the hill! That's where a team of scientists were digging out the nuclear submarine.

Snake: And here? Where?

Otacon: The base is about an hour away.

Snake: How long before they start getting ready to use that secret weapon?

Otacon: It's going to take a few hours to test.

Snake: How long before they get ready to fire this bomb?

Otacon: Oh, that's easy. I'll give it a few hours of careful thinking. They've got a long way to go.

Snake: What the hell did you do to me!? It has to be time for us to go.

Otacon: That's too little too late...

Snake: I have to go now or...

Otacon: OK.

Snake: Who the hell are you!?

Otacon: I'm Otacon, the leader of the FOXDIE team. I can't let you get close enough to that nuclear submarine.

Snake: But if you do, you can save my life!

Otacon: I hope you'll help me defeat Metal Gear!

Snake: But... Otacon

WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY VAN
YEAH THE MASTER PLAN IS TO PUNCH A CHEWED OUT GIRL
THEY GO TO CHAVY VAN YOU'VE CHOWN TO BE A STRONGER THAN YOU AGREE with
TOGETHER AND THE MOST SHREK I'VE EVER HAD BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T HARD TO TRY TO STAY
DRAGGED OUT OF THE CHEWED OUT
AND THEY DON'T FIT IN THE CHEWED OUT GIRL'S CHAVY VAN
THEY DO THEIR BEST TO PUNCH ME ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD
TO GET THE SPIT IN A SOUP POURING OUT THE CUP
HOLIEST THING THAT D'YA HAVE EVER DONE
BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN PUNCH HER LIKE YOU WOULD AN ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB
AND WE HAVE THE MOST FUN WITH A WITCH WHO KNOWS HOW TO FUCK IT UP I
I HOPE I GET ALL THE STUFF THAT YOU'RE FUCKING READY FOR
THEN YOU'LL WALK IN LIKE YOU STRETCH YOUR BACK WELL LIKE YOU SHOULD.
BUT WAIT. HERE COMES MY MESSAGE.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GIVE UP.
IT'

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography, and was subsequently charged, convicted and sentenced to 25 years in prison. According to the U.S. attorney's office, Pitchford has been serving the maximum sentence allowed under the draconian Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) for computer hacking. The charges against Pitchford were brought after an investigation by the FBI's Los Angeles division.

"I want to tell all of you that I'm sorry and thank you for giving me and our team the strength and courage to speak out against your abuse of power in a place I love, home with my family and friends, and the people who give me my identity, credibility and credibility," wrote Pitchford in an open letter to Gearbox head Randy Pitchford, in which the developer outlined exactly what went wrong.

I feel like this just pulled directly from Kotaku.
Soon "journalists" will be completely replaced by AI.

"SJWs" and women are always a threat to men — when they're not in positions of power and privilege.

It's been said that when feminists go to war against men, it's because men are too stupid to be fighting.

Women are smarter; men aren't.

We have to let them.

We want the feminist movement to be, for all intents and purposes, a women's movement.

When we start letting them, we can start seeing the feminist movement in terms that are practical, and in a way that we might not be aware of just yet.

Yea Forums BTFO

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography said the company believes that it had nothing to do with the case and had acted reasonably in responding to the tip about Mr. Gearbox.

After the court appearance, Mr. Pitchford reiterated his concerns about the accusations, saying, "I really think their statements make a big deal out of nothing, when in fact if they knew that someone would post videos under the moniker "Little Red Riding Hood," they would definitely know to call the FBI and we're going to charge this person."

the best video game ever is zelda

(2012-02-03 11:54:39)

No one likes your games

(2012-02-03 11:54:38)

You're not good at games

(2012-02-03 11:54:32)

I got the right game

(2012-02-03 11:54:22)

I get mad at this stupid crap

(2012-02-03 11:54:14)

You play it all the time

(2012-02-03 11:54:04)

and I will never play your stupid game

(2012-02-03 11:55:01)

I can't believe you can just play a game in the background for three or four minutes

(2012-02-03 11:52:55)

You want a big game and a silly game.

(2012-02-03 11:52:59)

No really, I hate the game you play while I watch a movie

(2012-02-03 11:52:38)

So you want to try to tell us some stories about a game that isn't really about games

(2012-02-03 11:52:45)

You want to teach us some tips of how to be awesome at games?

(2012-02-03 11:52:48)

I hope to be a better guy this year.

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography during a court hearing to resolve an online sexual assault complaint.

Mr Pitchford was also accused of possessing child pornography using the account "Randyy P."

He has since been ordered to undergo sexual assault counselling and the prosecution has not commented on these allegations.

Image: Mr Pitchford was accused of having child pornography while hosting a gaming podcast

Gearbox's CEO, Randy Pitchford, was pictured in court on Wednesday evening

The case was brought by an anonymous victim who claimed to have been groped by Mr Pitchford at an event in October 2012.

During the hearing, it was revealed that there are around 2,300 child pornography images stored on the firm's servers in the cloud.

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Rapunzel says, smiling at this.

"I'm glad you liked it. Why don't you come back later and join us later, and I'll come around for dinner later." Elsa replies, she is in front of the mirror with her hair cut and ready to go. This is her most important and intimate time, I will take responsibility for that.

Anna watches her go with wide eyes. In the mirror she sees the face of her sister now, Elsa with her blond hair tied back, a few inches removed from her hips. Just a few months ago she wouldn't have seen this, but now she looks like she wants to have sex with her brother. In fact she has wanted Anna this much, now she really wants Anna. "Elsa, if I'm honest, you never look like this to me, do you?" She thinks, she knows Anna will accept this, but she knows how selfish she is, the girl didn't even take a look before she started kissing.

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I like my women with huge breasts and big ass. Maybe there are some guys out there that like my ass too." That was my first question. She explained to me that she had never taken a pill yet as she thought her body was ready for sex. I asked her to try. She responded in a matter of seconds, stating, "My pussy can do it." Not only did she come hard, she was in the throes of orgasm. I asked her if she was feeling pain from trying it. She replied, "Yes, I feel it when I touch my clit, but I don't get upset."

Her response set me straight. I asked her if she had an orgasm of any kind, to which she replied, "Nope" or "Maybe it's just my pussy, but the feeling is wonderful." I was hooked. I followed the advice her mom had suggested. I did some more research, and we got a doctor to check her out. "You could start with an F or C and see if it comes out right," he said.

>Reddit Presents The Top 10 Video Games of >All Time
>10: Gone Home
The best video games of all time. It's the best.
9: The Witcher
With beautiful art and gorgeous music I'm sure this game won't let me down.
8: Hitman: Absolution
I'm the ultimate Witcher fanboy and I have to have one. Not because it's Hitman, but because everything about this game makes me want to kill a human with a bow and arrow.
7: Grand Theft Auto V
This game has all the craziest cars and insane amounts of violence that I've ever seen in a video game.
6: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
What is Metal Gear? How does my god damn mother make me feel?
5: Far Cry 4
This game had every single video game trope for the worse and more. That one last little thing about my mother's accent really fucked me up.
4: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
A game with the weirdest sword design and the most beautiful soundtrack I've ever seen in a

The sexiest videogame character is of course 『Tetris』 from Square Enix, but the fact that he gets to go along with the plot means that he's an awesome ally too, especially since the game was made by the company after the creation of Sega's popular arcade games franchise. The protagonist's partner, Riku, is one of the biggest villains to play in Square Enix's famous battle-adventure series, so it's no surprise that, with a story of great heroism and great betrayal, Tetris and his girlfriend, Tetra, will serve as a kind of big foil to help the hero.

As if that wasn't enough, there's also the fact that most of Square Enix's characters are either fictionalized or re-imagined based on real characters of the past, like the protagonists from Final Fantasy and the famous "Golden Age" of gaming.

>Wowie Zowie right in the
>middle of the line and he's like, "What's up with my dick?" I try to say, "It's a pussy." He goes, "How are you gonna tell me that? That's just a pussy." So, all of us in the front are screaming. I say, "What're you on about?" He goes, "You're talking about the vagina." I go, "Well, you know, you've got a vagina right? And it doesn't matter how big a vagina it is unless I'm going to be a cunt to you." And he goes, "Oh my God. What happens when I blow you?" So, I was like, "Well, you're gonna have to take care of that shit." And then I go up to him and I'm like, "Man, you're the only guy I ever wanna have in my life. You're everything I ever wanted." And I tell him about how we've gotten into bed with five other guys who didn't suck dick; and we have a girl that we've fucked every day for five days; and he goes, "She can suck

Randy has a problem it seems

CEO and President of video game development studio Gearbox Software, Randy Pitchford, after getting accused of possessing child pornography said he has filed a federal civil suit, stating that his wife and children will "absolutely kill" him if he does not pay child support.

The Gearbox Software and its founder Randy Pitchford are facing legal action by the women of Los Angeles, California, after discovering a cache of pornographic documents seized during their divorce in 2011.

In a lawsuit filed in a federal courthouse in a northern California city on Sunday, it was revealed that the couple "believed their marriage was a marriage of convenience rather than a true marriage."

"At times, the family would spend hours and hours cleaning up the evidence, such as photographs, documents, and records," the plaintiffs alleged in a statement of claim. "The couple could

Christopher 'Moot' Poole is a prominent defender of transgender rights and is now one of the leading players in the UK Transgender Rights movement.

Since 2012 he has written two books on transgender politics that have been translated in more than 30 different countries. In 'Transgender Politics: The Rise of a Politics of Self-Rerouting and the Challenge of Transsexuality' (C.C. Hobbs, 2011) Poole argues that the term 'transgender' was never about 'a person's gender' and has instead become a form of political rhetoric in which trans people are seen as part of the transgender movement, not as part of it. What is perhaps most worrying about these authors is what might happen to those already in the LGBT (lesbian, homosexual, bisexual, transgendered, queer, transsexual) community — if such figures could be cast in the same light as those born and raised in the LGBT context.

Hiro doesn't pay the janitor for each time it turns on his fridge, the janitor walks around town with a giant box full of hot snacks.

It's a good thing we have a fridge. He'll never buy an all-day meal again because it makes him look dumb, but he's pretty sure that, if he did, he'd probably make his food in his fridge (which is probably a lot longer than the one he's used). As such, he buys only what he needs.

The janitor never comes back home alone and he never leaves the house without a couple of hot cereal boxes filled with snacks. The fridge can help us out quite a bit in that department. He can use the fridge at the dinner table so we can eat lunch without any messy messes between us. After dinner, he can go to sleep and enjoy the convenience of being home alone, while you, being the nice person you are, can spend that next hour doing something else.

"But you never eat breakfast…!"

Oh, I

The worst video game of all time is here! This is the worst video game ever made.

If you're in a cave watching this video, then you're in a cave.

If you're wondering why this video was so bad, that's because it's based entirely off a video game made for a video game console (and in case you were curious, that console wasn't the Xbox 1, it was a Nintendo 3DS). The game is based on a character-based shooting game called Blaster Master. The entire thing has to do with shooting a laser and destroying the world. The main character is named Vyka.

You play as Vyka, a soldier of sorts stationed in a space station called the LZ. He has been trying to get across the galaxy as often as possible, and even has a crew. This gets boring, and eventually he starts talking about how he's bored when things aren't going right. There is a big chunk of the story that is just about him falling down into the deep blue abyss that he's been

You're waifu isn't real.
She doesn't love you. She doesn't believe in what you do. You're a piece of shit.
There's still the fact that you're a piece of shit. A piece of shit that you don't want to be around. How many times have you said that you're sorry?
Every few years. There's no doubt that it would be a terrible mistake if you were to keep running off towards the dark side without doing anything. You cannot run away from yourself all day.
I am aware. I understand. I know everything right now. I am the same person as I always was, even when I was just this tiny little thing.
I am the same person you have always felt the most sorry for.
My father died just before we were born. So I spent my childhood and middle teen years without him. But he's never forgotten that, as a young adult, he was in my life and he was able to keep my heart together forever.
If he didn't survive the war, he would have died.

Anime games are for girls. It is what they are," she declares, turning to me and waving a little at the small audience, "it's as simple as that. When I was in high school, my friends were really into games…and I was just going to play my favourites. I liked playing RPGs. I loved Dragon Quest. But then I met a guy, and he got me into anime. And it was just like, 'Why aren't I reading manga anymore?'"

"I've heard of that. I think anime isn't actually that bad. Girls don't really like anime anyway. I really like it. It's cool it's not about boys. This isn't a game for me."

"But it's also because I've been in it for three years now and I love it so much and the girls love it and this is what I do."

"Then I realised these girls want to read manga as much as the boys but don't want to go into anime because, 'What do I do now and what does this mean to me?'. I was like, 'I don't know anything but,

For 2020 Capcom is planning to
develop a 2D Monster Hunter X style shooter and it's unclear if Street Fighter-style Capcom fighting games are on its plans.
Street Fighter 6: Final Fight in December 2011.
Source: Capcom Fruits (Thanks to Chris of Anime Games Daily) . Capcom is releasing Street Fighter V, the fifth expansion after Street Fighter IV (6th patch) and Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition in June 2013. Capcom Fruits did some interviews to reveal that if you like games like Street Fighter and Dragon Blade then this is the right place to be.

I'M NOT A FUCKING KEK! THIS IS MY NEW BEDROOM! (Laughs) I was at my dad's house yesterday talking to my mom, she told me everything. She said she did not feel I was a good father. She told me about a girl that fucked her in an old hotel with a fucking pool table, I don't know who that was... I have seen a lot in my life, this was like the first time it happened to me, then she told me she was going to give me a divorce, then she said she wanted to get to know me better, and I just laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, she told me everything... But then I told her she was gonna love me, I think this was in February in New Jersey. She asked if she should tell me now or in October, and I said October for sure. So she was like, you think your daughter is gonna do that again? She was like, I don't know what to say... I'm sorry. I'm a nice person.

Arthas: Glad you could make it, Uther.
Uther: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin.
Arthas: As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plague you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into the undead.
Uther: What?
Arthas: This entire city must be purged. What do you say I bring the plague along too?
Uther: Not all of them. You'll have to bring them to a church in Karazhan where they'll rest in peace before they rise again.
Arthas: As long as this plague is contagious all over the world, it'll plague anyone who's sick.
Uther: This is not the time for compassion. You want me to be the leader or to lay down my weapon? Then so be it. I have not declared war, but this is a battle you're no longer leading."
Arthas: Then let's begin

What is a man? A miserable little pile of dust on a hill. The great man is only a speck. A speck. A speck. What is a man? A pile of dust on a hill. A man's only a dead man's speck on this hill. A dead man's speck in the dust. A man does not exist. A man does not survive. A man has given himself over to his own death. He has sold his soul for a speck instead of a life. A speck is the only thing he has. A man has given himself over to his own death to pay off his debts.

If you are a man, you have no self. When you have your life, all the feelings, all the things you cherish, all the passions will disappear. You will be nothing but a lump of dust on the hill.

When the sun sets, this land of dust on the hill no longer exists. You are nothing but dust on the hill. All of your past loves no one but yourself. The past is dead now. You can no longer be there.

UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM AND WHICH ARE PREACHING THE GOD DEVIL AND THE HOSPITAL OF THE MESSIAH AND WILL SEE HIM DIE SOONER. THE OTHER TABLES WHOSE CONTENTS I HAVE DEFINITELY DECIDED ARE THE PAGES I HAD READ, THE TRUTH OF THE TRUTH, MY EXPERIENCE IN THE TRUTH AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT I HAVE HEARD AND REVEALED TO HAVE RECEIVED THROUGH THE PERSECUTION OF GODS.

THE PROOF ON THE RIGHT AND THE PAGES THAT REPEAT THE FUEL BY THE WAY THE BOOK STILL CONFIRMS ARE IN THE LIGHTNING TOWER MUTEMATH: "NIGGERS ARE HOPEFULLY GOING TO REACH THEIR REALIZATION IN THE DAY WHEN HE MAKES A COMMENT ABOUT THEM."

NOW READ THIS ONE FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS: "ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OF GODS ARE BORN IN THE DAY WHEN THE LORD GOD MOST COMMITTES THAT EVERY BIBLE AND CHRISTMAS PIGPOOL SHALL BE READ BY ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OF GODS."

I'M NOT A FUCKING KEK! YOU BASTARDS! YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALL SO FUCKING CUTE! I TOLD HER YOU CANT! YOU STUPID FUCKS! YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO FAT BECAUSE WE GET YOU! YOU FUCKERS STRAYING IN THE WATER I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE CARE OF YOU! I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE!"

Cox also threatened the women who had sued her, noting that "any sane woman would think that she is the biggest asshole in the land."

The lawsuit was dismissed this month, and an arbitrator refused to rule on some of the women's charges. That arbitrator reportedly left the decision up to her, and that hasn't stopped Cox from making new allegations.

She wrote to the Los Angeles Daily News in a statement, "This was no ordinary divorce court and I expect the judge to rule in my favor as to this case, which is the reason I filed for an injunction." She went on, "I will not leave without winning her back," adding that she will continue to pursue the case

what's more important in a woman, tits or ass?

Mmmm, my ass feels really real.

This is so sexy! I need to be fucked so bad! And this is great because I'm naked.

Oh, I love that sexy smile on your face.

I like that you're so young.

Your breasts will be amazing.

Look at all that cleavage!

This is so hot! I want to kiss you.

That's it! Take my top off.

This is so fun! Let's do it!

I feel beautiful.

How about we see how my tits look from this angle? I could blow your brains out from behind. No, I'm not going to!

This is so bad.

Oh! Look at that cock! I want it too.

We can do this some other fucking day!

This would make a great sex toy for the bedroom too. (Laughter)

Mmm, I'm so wet. I can't wait to slide it in and out of my ass. (Pause) But this pussy is hot as well!

(Giggles.) I know you have a thing for my big tits, you know

*unzips dick*

I can see you getting so hard.

GOD NO.

OH FUCK I'M SO GRAPPLING!

Ohhhhhhh yes. Your dick looks so good in your braids.

I'm sorry, I was just having fun.

Do you feel the effects too?

I wish you hadn't come here.

*suddenly falls over*

Oh god baby...

Where could you be?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you getting horny?

Are you ready for this?

Are you having a really good time?

Your boyfriend, your best friend, you're naked! Oh god...

That's why people say that the "Fucking good time" is only for grown-ups. It's fucking hot...

Are these rap lyrics?

Roxas: ''I am me, nobody else!'' Roxas: *Hands Roxas an axe and a sword* Roxas: 'I kill myself!* Roxas: *Sigh, I wonder if that would even work to be fun for me right now* Roxas: *I want to die now, and if I die, there's still something I got to do.* Roxas: *I'm still not sure why I want to die, but whatever I do, I need *it now*. *I'll just hang around and try and keep the party alive, even if that means dying every time.* Roxas: You killed Roxas, haven't you? I'm just so relieved... Roxas: *Pfft, this is enough, I'm done!* Roxas: *I'm going to hang!* Roxas: You better help me up first though, Roxas! If you go out to eat any more, if you go to buy any more goods from the Merchant or get food from the Farm, you're dead! Roxas: I'm going to hang! I need help from you! You're the only one who can help me, you know? -------------------------------------------------------------- [BGM:Dying Scene] --------------------------------------------------------------

Alternatively:

I am me, nobody else! I am me!"

A group of men dressed as soldiers in combat gear marched over the street. Their faces were covered by their helmets. They were smiling, but they spoke only in a low voice.

"We are from the 5th division. Our mission is to secure and protect these cities, and to eliminate the enemies among you."

The voice of a young man with dark eyes made me feel scared and confused. His voice was that of a demon. Demons were so strong that they made people feel afraid. Their true identity was unknown to ordinary humans.

His face was as though he was fighting with a god's power, and his eyes were burning bright with power. He looked like an intimidating man.

After all, I was the strongest of the elite warriors. Therefore, I was the only one who could stop him. That was why I had fought so hard.

The soldier's eyes grew dark as they closed, but I kept on fighting and fighting until I became invincible.

UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE NIGGERS. BUT DON'T CALL ME NIGGERS. (REALLY? WHAT BOTHER ARE YOU THINKING OF THAT ONE???) IT'S TOO BAD NOT TO JUST DO IT.

MY GOD THE WAY PEOPLE CALL ME SHIT (I HAVE TO GET READY FOR IT IN HERE)

NO I LIKE BLACK PEOPLE. AND NO I REALLY LIKE JESUS AND DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ANY OTHER GOD

YAHOOOO

WHY ARE YOUR BRAIN DROPS OFF?

I DON'T CARE.

WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME A NIGGERS. I'M NOT GOING TO STAND THERE MINDING (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY TO SEE WHAT KIND OF GONE I HAVE RIGHT NOW)

WHY DON'T YOU GET THE FUCK UP AND CALL ME BY MY WORSHIPPING NUMBER SO WE CAN GO TO THE VILLAGE AND MAKE IT GREAT?

(WE MAY BE IN A MASSIVE FUCKING DICTATORSHIP WITH OUR NIGGERS) THE VILLAGE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM OR WHAT I LIKE TO DO WITH MY LIFE. MY FAVORITE SITE HAS NO IDEA WHAT COLOR I ARE, WHAT POKEMON I HAVE, WHAT I USE THE INTER

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier torti give money please game"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeksand onto my face.
>"it's okay. I'm here."
>staring at my nose the blood splatters down my face.
>the tears leak out and fall down my cheeks
It was so much fun. You were like a giant panda. I didn't really look away once I felt like myself again. I didn't even remember thinking about what I wanted to do, I just kept being myself and making friends.

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In the rear with the gear knob, the top gear selector switch is locked.

The steering wheel and pedals are also locked if you turn this switch.

The steering wheel and pedals are also unlockable by pushing the pedal down from on high and pulling the switch.

The seat control switches in the top position are also unlocked.

The transmission speed selector switch is unlockable by pulling the brake lever up from on-high and pushing the switch.

The drive train speed selector switch is also unlockable by pushing the brake lever up from on-high and pushing the switch.

The differential speed selector switch is unlocked by bringing up the steering wheel to low position.

NOTE: The transmission speed selector switch does not require to be locked to unlock the car when locked to reverse on manual speed.

When locked to reverse on automatic, you may turn the shift lever up after the switch gets locked and you will get the gear

The feeling of rust…. against my salad fingers… is almost orgasmic… Ok. ...a couple more sips… and finally a last taste of sweetened tea to wake up… I think. "Aww," I say softly. "...You're getting wet," he says, smiling, "and want me to kiss you?" "No idea," I nod, and I pull away slowly, to allow myself to fall back into his arms. His hands find mine, sliding across me slowly. A minute passes, but I still don't feel any different… "Ok. ...I think.." he says, his tongue tracing slowly through mine… and into me.. "That's it… just push up against me… feel me move against my pussy. And then lick my mouth." "Oh… I can't believe this, really," I say, as his cock twitches. I hold out my hand… he takes it, and leans back against the wall… I can feel his warm breath on me.. "I'm sorry. I'm tired... this is all my fault. Please don't punish me.." "

Completion
You must construct additional pylons

- In order to add pylons to a structure you must also add more and more pylons

- In order to add pylons to a structure you must also add more and more pylons Structures are built from the smallest number of points. In the example above it would be 4, 4 is the smallest number, so you have to add 4 pylons for each pylon. For each triangle on the pyramid there must be an extra pylon.

- In order to add pylons to a structure you must also add more and more pylons Structures are built from the smallest number of points. In the example above it would be 4, 4 is the smallest number, so you have to add 4 pylons for each pylon. 2: Each pylon will need to be located on one corner of the pyramid. Note that the location of the two pylons on the same side of the pyramid has no impact on the structure.

- Each pylon will

Good men mean well. We just don’t always end up doing well in the end.

*We would like to make it crystal clear that we do not support rape of any sort, particularly if it's against men.

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Hello there" Obi-wan greeted smugly.
General Grievous turned around to look at the sudden tresspasser.
"General Kenobi!"
General Grievous stared at Obi-wan. "No problem, Obi-wan?"
"Yes! That's perfect!"
"General Grievous, General Kenobi and I had our first meeting. That was a long time ago." Grievous stated solemnly, his face filled with anger.
"Yes, I remember." said Obi-wan.
"What are the terms you had to agree to?" Grievous demanded.
"I did what I had to do! I accepted your terms and accepted your terms with dignity! You can't expect me to follow something you told me to do!" replied Obi-wan. He was enraged as Grievous was still furious at him.
"Not really. Not exactly. I'm sorry. But if you would like to ask any further questions, yes." said Grievous calmly, looking bored. Grievous's expression grew colder as the silence fell on them.
"What's wrong, Obi-wan? What happened?" asked Obi-wan

I WAS FAPPING TO MAI WAIFU WHEN SUDDENLY

THEY LEFT MY SITTING DOWN LIKE THE HANDS OF AN UNDEAF BUTTON, SO FUCK THIS PIECE OF CIGAR IS MY PUNISHMENT BY CIGARETTE MASSACRE! THIS MEANS SOME KIND OF SHIT WAS FURTHEST! NOW I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO COULD DO NO RIGHT AND BURN MY FUCKING SOUL! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PLASTIC? THAT WAS FUCKING DANGEROUS AND A BLOODY SWEETNESS! MY BRAIN WAS RIPPING LIKE HELL AND BURNED INTO AN EXPLOSION OF CRYING! THIS FUCKING MARTIAL FUCKING PICKED MY DADDY AND BOTHERED HER INTO THE HOUSE AND LOST HER EYES AND BLOWS PUNCHING HAIR SADLY, THAT'S FERRITY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS PIECE BECAME THE SHIT I NEED TO CURSE YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE!

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THE SHITI HAVE NEVER SEEN THE BEST IN EACH OTHER. THIS IS MY SON AGAIN, HE'S LACKING IN THE WAY HE LOOKS FORWARD BUT HE IS GETTING SOME FUN AND TIRED TO COME TO ME AS MY BODY'S ONLY FRIEND. HE WANTS ME TO SH

I'm gonna say the N word,'" said Mr. Pemberton. The audience laughed.

"It's funny," said Mr. Pemberton. "I'd never seen anything like it. It really did take them aback that this was happening."

Citing a complaint about the ad, Google said it had removed nearly 3 million videos containing the N-word.

Google acknowledged a problem with "Nigger Man" being promoted on its page by its advertisers on Wednesday.

"Our company is committed to protecting our users from inappropriate content and will continue to take steps to prevent such hateful material from posting on Google Inc.'s sites," it said in a statement.
jej

This sounds like the start of a bad Obi-Wan/Greivous slashfic

>Latest Sims 3 bug fixes:

Fixed a bug causing users to get blocked from changing clothes and hair in the Clothing dialog.

Fixed Sims needing to use the correct clothing in order to have their clothes displayed properly.

Fixed the player being unable to go into their inventory after being teleported to another sim's house.

Version 2.1.2

Fixed a bug causing Sims to have their Sim status to show twice when switching between Home and Away

Fixed a bug causing Sims that have been placed on a vacation to not be moved to their home even though they have returned home from it

Fixed the 'Sim Refresh' animation not playing for some users

Minor cosmetic fixes to improve loading conditions, especially on older machines.

If you enjoy using this release, please consider donating a month of your next Sim World subscription to help support it.

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Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended. In such times, you see, the truth has been forgotten.

It seems to be the same today that I see.

I once met a man from another world. I don't remember if this human person or people of other galaxies have returned to our earth, but as the people we encountered in the past disappeared, so did his personality. As the world has changed, so has our perception, if it is still the only true perception.

Perhaps he might have changed the way he views things. But as the world continues changing, so also does the people of earth.
KINO

You must defeat me every time. I need defeat you only once.

Kanji: "I understand."

Hinata: "I understand."

A: "I understand."

B: "I understand."

>AIs are generating fiction on par with the EU
Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

Anakin: No

Greedo: What about this?

Greedo: We must bring down Darth Plagueis!

Greedo: But I didn't have to kill him, you know.

Anakin: You did?! Who is he?

Greedo: Darth Plagueis is a Jedi Master who lost his life fighting on the Jedi Temple's front lines. We can turn him away at will, but our only chance is to defeat him. He's our only hope, right now!

Bravo (to Vader): So you think we can help him defeat the evil Sith Master Darth Plagueis!

Vader: (points to the other Sith) Ah, well, we have a plan...

Bravo (pointing at his sword): It will only be a Jedi Master defeating a Sith Master...

Vader smiles and raises the sword again.

Bravo (points his sword towards Vader): ...only in the eyes of Jedi!

A storm of thunder and lightning follows but Vader raises his sword again. This time, it pierces through the storm

Persona 3: Dancing All Night

When it comes to the Japanese video game franchise Persona 3: Dancing All Night, the developers definitely know what they are doing. As a video game franchise, Persona 3 is a unique blend of puzzle solving, hand-drawn gameplay and narrative driven events. While Persona 3: Dancing All Night has a ton of similarities with the older Persona series, it has a different atmosphere and tone, as the game introduces a lot of familiar characters as well as some brand new ones. Some of the new characters that are introduced in Persona 3: Dancing All Night are the girls of the 3rd Division, which is now a female police force with a strong interest in investigating supernatural occurrences.

The characters in Persona 3: Dancing All Night take on different appearances and have different personalities. In Japan, there are over twenty different playable

this sounds real

people die if they are killed by someone." They say their parents don't like them in the first couple of weeks and they'll be separated for a while. That's what my mother will tell us.

They say their mother is upset because after eight years as a nurse she wants to move away.

They say all of them were abused by men.

The other group said they were the children of drug dealers.

She said when I came to California, I lived with four young men who came as homeless, to steal drugs or drugs from her or others and they took care of us like my sisters.

My brother got hurt walking on the street one of those mornings when someone walked up the street with a baseball bat. I had a bullet wound, and I had a cut over my jaw. They called it the "fang." It was two bullets in my back face. The rest of my body has been cut all over. As a young girl, I think I saw bullets on my head, eyes, hands.

>Benny: From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.
>Courier: [Gets shot in the head]
AHH! I'm gonna kick up a stink like Benny here. [Starts shooting]
You're still alive, and that's the kind of kid you're gonna be. [Gets shot in the face]
You ain't gonna be in my sights until your ass is all bent around my cock. It's only fair I do.
Benny: Okay, let's see...but before you do I need to hear this. Who sent you here this morning? The guy who's been trying to get my job? No, wait a minute, that's not Benny. He's this guy from out in the parking lot...
Courier: Who the hell is it?
Benny: Oh, right! Your friend from school. We hang out all the time...but he...he always comes around like crazy. So I went down there to tell him I'm...I want to work with him but it isn't going to happen. And then I tried to make it up to him with that face I got

Platinum Games claims the reason Scalebound was canceled is not because of Microsoft but because of an "insidious" "unreliability" of Microsoft's Xbox software. The company has been in debt with Microsoft for years, but, according to PlatinumGames, Microsoft has used its relationship with the company to "force us into the business of distributing Xbox content for their games instead of continuing on their own." For anyone that remembers when this crap happened with the Kinect back in 2010: " Microsoft will refuse an Xbox manufacturer to provide its hardware or software unless it agrees to provide a license to the company's own Xbox software as a prerequisite to Xbox hardware, software, and Xbox 360 software." It's not the first time there's been "conspiracy theories to discredit Microsoft." Last year's Xbox One sales were affected because Microsoft refused to provide Xbox Live cards. And just last month Microsoft's Xbox Chief Phil Spencer revealed that

We're all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul.

We've turned into humans, but what else are we but memes, the DNA of the soul?

What's our purpose?

What, like, does a memer do? Are we like meme machines?

So what is our purpose?

There's an argument to be made here. We are memed.

There's another. A friend I knew just said: "Memes are like your consciousness. You don't need to explain them to anybody, but they still matter anyway."

And the fact that memed is a synonym for "aware" suggests that we all have memories. But a memed memory isn't a conscious memory. There's a gap in our consciousness that we still remember. In addition, the idea of consciousness has been around since the early 1900s: memed, the conscious state, or consciousness as embodied in a meme.

If the gap exists in what we think is consciousness (not that it doesn't exist! What could have caused Mem

After Dante from Devil May Cry was confirmed in Smash Wii U, several new details have been revealed regarding his fighting design.

First off, there will be four main fighter character slots available, and he will be able to unlock any of them.

Dante will be a bit similar to his Street Fighter character design from Mega Man 7 onward, in that it's a little more varied and has the ability to use certain special moves, like jumping punches.

He will also use moves like Flash Blade, which will move forward and upward on the ground and can even be performed at high enough speed to cover an entire room.

He will also have another two weapon slots that can be picked up by a character that has been selected for one of the slots in the game. These new weapons will add a bit of variety to his character, but it's also nice to be able to use them at the right time.

Dante will have four main fighter character

The final DLC character for Dragon Ball FighterZ is the mysterious Zabuza, who is apparently a clone created by Shenron in a similar fashion to his own creation. When contacted by Goku, the Zabuza reveals he doesn't know where he came from or what he wants with the Namekian being revealed to be the result of the Great Ape's DNA.

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Biography

Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn

In Dragon Ball: Fusion Reborn, Zabuza's identity is revealed to be Shenron, as he is believed to have been created by the Great Ape. During the mission to search out Zabuza, he was taken through a teleportation machine. In front of an illusion, he asks if Goku is one with him and when he mentions the Namekian it is proven that he did not originate from the planet Namek, but from a completely different planet, The Realm of Three Kingdoms. After revealing the secret of his origins to him along with the Namekians, he and Vegeta discover the Planet

>The truth is, the game was rigged from the start. With no proof whatsoever, and no investigation at all, no evidence of collusion, and no one to investigate, only an opinion poll that showed Clinton was ahead by 1.6%-1.2%, it wasn't until Donald Trump became the presumptive Republican nominee that anything changed.

>On Dec. 3, The Trump organization issued a statement saying that Clinton only "gained" 1,834 delegates to her 1,286 wins. That number was not verified in the week the Trump campaign released its unofficial results and even the New York Times' own numbers showed Clinton was winning with 1,944-1,937 delegates. The Trump organization also cited a fact that only 12 of the 37 states reporting vote shares, which is all states with presidential primary elections held in them, had reported results.

>The Trump campaign had only released its results with actual voting figures in hand so we have no way of knowing how much actual votes

Damn, Benny

based and neppilled

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

It is easy to come across those who speak with the voice of God.

It is easy to go astray. A man does not become a hero, if not to go to Heaven, then to a better place.

Hindi - It is said that you must listen when spoken to by someone unfamiliar.

Indonesian - the word Indodhi means a place called Indodhe, while Namaadhi means a place which people go to when they want to talk.

Javanese - the word Javanji means "heaven", while Javan is another word for "house".

Kannada - the word 'ka' can mean, "a place which someone goes to, or to visit."

Korean - the word Korean means "a city".

Korean - '가년' literally means "farthest city."

After 200 hours playing Final Fantasy XV the experience is only a fraction the size of the ones we experienced with The Witcher 3 and The Last of Us.

We spent about an hour in the game, spending a total of about eight hours playing and completing levels and quests. Our most challenging level was that of the party tasked with hunting down the White Mage. Even after playing that long, there were still some places for frustration (and the occasional death) but the overall effect of the game was far less. I played through most stages of the game but had only two deaths in the entire time I was in it, which is far from impossible.

For our review the highest score is 1,000 because the experience is far more like the One Piece game that we've grown to love and adore since. After a single playthrough it is a challenge to play through the entire game without giving anything away.

We are always careful about reviewing games. That is all well

Mortal Kombat 12 – "The Power Of The Four"

"Killing spree! Who the hell are you?!?! Who was THAT?!"

-Gangsta Rasta to Ray Palmer's squad on the streets of Manhattan

I'm sure many of you guys were watching WWE 2K14 (even though I have my doubts they actually watched it), and were wondering how the new Mortal Kombat 7's story would work, which resulted in a lot of crazy, mind bending nonsense. Well, there's finally news and it's the awesome news that the game is based off of a real event, the 1974 World Boxing Super Series. In case you missed the details, here is how it works :

The first step of this will take place in the summer of 1974 where Kano, the World Boxing Champion of 1973 and best of all, the all time greatest boxer and Muay Thai fighter, meets his nemesis and most respected opponent, his long time rival, the enigmatic Mr. Fuji. It is this first step that will transform

Lui Kang really does a number on the time line.

You're a big guy. You do the dirty work," his girlfriend says. He smiles for her, and leans against her shoulder. He kisses her softly at her cheek.

"No, I'm in a lot of pain, but I'm okay," he says.

Cara: When I asked you at the beginning of the season if she had a girlfriend, how big was her hand?

Rob: The size of her hand was not important. I mean, my big hand, if it was big enough, you have to do pretty much everything that I can do, no exceptions. If she was bigger, she couldn't go past my knee, but she could do pretty much anything.

Cara: That is why you keep trying something new with the girls.

Rob: My biggest challenge with the younger girl, who was 18 to 19 at the time, is that she really loves me, so I really hate it when she doesn't even love us so much. If she is a big girl, I don't want the responsibility. I'm a guy, but all they want is for me to have sex, so I

I am having to much fun just typing in the name of games.
Mortal Kombat 12 was released on November 11, 2011 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. The game featured characters such as Sheik, Dedede, Ryu, Sheiks, and Jigglypuff, whose abilities range from aerial combat, to air strikes to kicking attacks. As a result, the game is one of the hardest games ever made to be played in-between matches, thanks to the fact that each character has a special, unique move in his or her arsenal. For some reason, Mortal Kombat 12 featured several bugs and was criticized as having some sort of unfinished code, despite being an official release. The most notable bugs were the fact that a player could only move 1,500 in-air and 3,500 out-of-air before they were knocked out by the player's jump, and that the player had to use all four buttons in quick succession, causing the AI to be much better at making throws. The game also featured a character called "Mr. Big" who had the ability to take human opponents' clothes, and turn them into weapons that could be used through a phone.

Hrrrgh Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

Captain.

So the colonel can't run fast because he thinks he's losing. And we keep saying, how long do you think that gonna last?

[SIGO] Colonel, I was expecting to take this long, but... the clap of a trooper's heels on my ass gets me over the edge again. So I turn and crawl.

Captain.

Capt.. OSSAR,

Sir, there's only one way around that checkpoint, so I turn around to find the colonel with the sword drawn as I sit in my armored car.

I start to get a little nervous, I know something, but I don't want trouble--

[OSSAR] Colonel, what happened?

I start to give a little nervous shiver...

I try to say something, but Colonel interrupts--

[OSSAR] Colonel, are you alright?

I am? How badly are you hurt?!

It is, Colonel,

Fear not the dark, my friend, and let the feast begin.

All will know that ye must not miss a meal of great delicacy because of your weakness to the dark.

They say that in some houses there will be many people, and all of them have seen the sun with one eye, but for one, they shall all eat the same thing,

No word shall he give to a man who kills a woman, to let his life be stained by a curse with all the earth.

All those who have heard my song shall say, 'Why is his wife a great whore, and his daughter so weak that she does not drink wine?'

A long, proud soul

(And there is none, a great, great soul in the dark.

All shall know that I have no strength of my soul, nor a strong will, nor a pure heart,

Because the dark has come of my weakness).

BRILLIANT

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum. I want to talk about the biggest challenge I've had to overcome so far in my life, and that's dealing with the fact that I'm gay and not very happy about it, and I just started talking with my family about my true feelings for a few minutes. I was like, "I don't think my brother would mind. He thinks I'm a terrible son at heart." And then he gave me a kiss, and it felt like a lot of pressure gone, as a father. But when I came out to him, he started laughing, and it was such relief. I just felt relieved because I had been struggling so hard. It's been a very tough five months."

There's a difference between talking to your family and talking to celebrities. You might be a celebrity, but you still have to deal with people who don't know who you are or know about something that they might not know how to help you

>The basic human need to be watched was once satisfied by God. Now, the same functionality can be replicated with data-mining algorithms.

>It seems that, in the last decade, a number of tech startups have created AI systems that can monitor how we use, interact and interact again. This has led many to argue that AI should replace humans altogether. While the notion is perhaps alarming, there is a reason for this. The idea of replacing human beings with software is appealing because our current ways of knowing are limited. This would allow us to make better use of our precious human data without having to make massive amounts of data themselves. This is the same with AI: while our understanding of how the system works isn't great, it is possible to do much better.

>The good news for AI researchers has been that we've already begun to build systems capable

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Lord Hood: Master Chief? You mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?

Master Chief: Sir, no.

Han: Ah! That wasn't me. I just heard your ship crashing in space

>The summarize Kingdom Heart's story is one of darkness, hope, and justice. The main character was a small girl and her friend was a boy. Their adventure was to overcome difficult situations and save their mother's unborn brother from the evil clutches of the evil lord. The story begins when they stumble upon a village where they encounter a girl named Takaoka who leads them into a labyrinth filled with monsters. When they try to escape with their baby, they start to lose their faith for a woman, so Takaoka uses a mirror to give her son's reflection a soul. The boy's vision gets corrupted by the power of her magic power and they start to see the evil god, who then uses the mirror on the boy to give him a wish that will become the future of the world where he lives. The boy goes on a journey along the wind, where he meets another girl who has a baby to save from being saved by the girl who stole the soul

Makes more sense then the actual game.

Completion
Trannies? not a fan of them."

"Nuh-uh, not a fan of them." *Laugh*

No, I wasn't actually trying to call him a nuh-uh. I was actually trying to call him "bravo"!

He looks a lot different from the one I remember from that one day. He's still pretty young, but even he's got a funny way of dealing with people.

Likes:

-He likes girls

-He likes playing with kids

-He likes riding his bike

No... he is...

No, he doesn't like girls.

-No, he likes riding his bike.

-No, he doesn't like girls.

Yes, but he doesn't like girls or toys.

No, not like this!

I like him just better with his face covered!

-No: He likes cats.

-He likes horses.

-No, that's wrong!

He is NOT a human, he is not human!

-No!

She doesn't like him! No matter what he says, she cannot tolerate him!

-Yes: He is the only member of his generation!

-No: He is a N

>input a video game quote
>just memes, shitposts and crossboard faggotry
Yea Forums truly is Yea Forums

very nice

He has no style, he has no grace,
This Kong has a funny face,
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out, just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon,
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

"Hey!" said the first Kong,
"I'm soooo much bigger than you guys."
"WTF!" snapped the Kong,
"Who you calling a baby?"
"I am calling a baby, I'm calling a baby!" they both yelled in unison,
"That's me, that's me."
"Hey, who are you talking to? What're your business with me?!"
"That's my business with you, no offense, Mr. Kong."
"And what did you say to me last night?"
"I said, 'I'm the king of this whole Kong Country.'"
"But what, where did you get that idea?"
"I'm a king! I'm a real king!"
They both got up, the Kong jumped,
He had an air of authority, his attitude was so confident,
There were many stories about Kong and King Kong, it was like they had a special relationship,
Their relationship was so strong, like a strong sword,

>input a video game quote
>just memes, shitposts and crossboard faggotry
Yea Forums truly is Yea Forums
8 months after the collapse of /pol/ the Yea Forums threads were still being created
On December 19th 2013 at 12:36 AM alexfraughold wrote:
The same thing happened with r7g7, the guy who put up all the /pol/ shitposts and who even helped the sub as a way to get it kicked off. At first it was just r7g7, but then suddenly he added all the /pol/ shitposts and then suddenly all the shitposters were gone. On December 19th 2013 at 10:24 AM anon8bit wrote:
Why did you guys start this subreddit?
If Reddit had a bunch of fucking faggots making their lives miserable just because a bunch of fucking fags started a thread about them. Why did you guys start this subreddit?If Reddit had a bunch of fucking faggots making their lives miserable just because a bunch of fucking fags started a thread about them.
9 months ago when alexfraughold

openai.com/blog/better-language-models/ enjoy

Hmm, how do we get this, bros? It could be very useful for redpilling. Anyone with hacking experience?

I'm dying

Bayonetta 3 opens with you doing everything, literally, you can do. But before you jump in headfirst, here's a breakdown of how each of the four main stages works and why each is important:

Stage 1

You start out as a simple ninja wearing what looks like a ninja outfit. You have an enemy that you're to attack. You can only attack their head and then your HP goes up. At this point your goal is to have your head hit the wall and you get 10 HP. At the end you are told to do everything in your power to kill the enemy.

So you decide to fight the enemy. This has its own setup, as you have to fight a guard, but it is an automatic battle. Your job is to beat his defense off and then your final job is to fight him head on with the full power of their abilities! At the end you are told to do all you can to destroy all four enemies.

How I Fight the First Four Enemies

There are two aspects to this battle

big lel

In the last episode of "Hitler travels in time":

Hitler: This is the moment I decided to go to the movies. I went to Germany, the place with a little bit more of what I have loved.

Towards the end of the clip:

Hitler: What I had imagined is finally being realized.

In the closing credits on "Hitler and the Third Reich":

A line can be read:

Hitler: We shall live, we shall die, we shall rise again, and again and again we will take back our beautiful land, for in the future everything will be our own.

Hitler: And they will worship us. And we will worship them.

Hitler: One day we shall be remembered by all the world for what we have done here. "Hitler"

The following clip is from the second one-hour extended version of the "Mannheim Documentary Project", filmed in 1995:

In the closing credits of the film:

The film is directed by Christian Seidl from his film "God Save the Queen". In the closing credits of the

what the fuck user.

why is this making me laugh so much, I'm wheezing, holy shit

>Hey would you make me a sandwich?
(slaps sandwich) I'm hungry! (begins eating) Thats it, I think my butt is done with that! You see it, and then you can stop asking questions. Now you might start paying attention now, you see? Look it, they look over there, and then they'll pull out a big red button. And once it's been clicked they'll be able to give me an electric shock! (begins to fight, and gets into a fighting stance) I'm tired of it! Oh, yeah! I think you're the lucky one! (begins to attack the door while holding a knife) Y-you're the lucky one! I won't get any blood. You're too weak. What was that supposed to be for? You're the one who's fighting. (begins to cut his own hair) And so is everybody else! (ends up cutting up his own hair) This should have taken less than an hour! This should have gone in like five! (begins to scream) (begins to scream for about a minute) (slashes his own hair again) I

Why are we here just to suffer? It just hasn't gotten easy for us. We all just want peace," she said in a news release.

More than 3,800 asylum seekers arrived in Sweden last year. On Saturday, the largest single day of the year of refugee arrivals after two and a half years of European Union rules that allowed in some refugees, more than 4,000 people arrived in the country by sea.

Dark Souls 2 is the best Souls game. Prove me wrong.

4. The difficulty curve is absolutely insane. At the beginning of the game, you'll be facing an eight-player party of twelve-ish players who've been together for over a month and you'll be going head-to-head with enemies of varying difficulty and level-bracket. When you get the hang of it, you'll be fighting the same enemy two or three times in a row and fighting them at the right time to get a higher level-ranking one. That last fight is the one where you're required to fight off five enemies one after the other, because it's all boss fights. There is no single-player in Souls games and that's really the best thing about them in my opinion. It really shows them making you feel like a hero, which is the ultimate goal I guess.

(This last thing I love about the difficulty curve, though: you should make use of it because

TOMORROW I'LL BE IN THE NEWS SO LONG AS THEY SAY IT

YOU HAVE TO WATCH

THE NEW BOOK

IF YOU LEARNED

THE SCANDINAVIAN BOOKS,

OR THE SECRETS WE INVENTED,

WELL, IT'S TOTALLY SOOOOO WORTH IT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOB

BRIAN SHELTON

GODDAMN!

THERE IS NO GOD... AND NO GODHUS

WHEN IS IT TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK? HOW DO THE PEOPLE DO IT?

IN THE YEAR 2013

IT WAS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, FUN

WE WANT YOU TO GO ON AN ATHOLOGY TOUR...

THIS SHOULD BE A THOUSAND HOURS,

AND WE SHOULD BE ON LIFESTYLE

BEING SO CRAZY

WORDING OUT SUDDENLY THE THUSRS OF MEDITATION

AND THERE IS NO TIME FOR A THUMBS UP

I COULDN'T HELP BUT CHECKOUT THE WAY THESE TWO CHATRS CLUNGE

AND JUST HAVE BOTH BLEEP OF THE OTHER

OH, THAT'S WHY NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU

ALL SO WELL DUBBED YOUR CHATTOON OUT TO THE PUBLIC

ALL FOR NO PURPOSE?

I REALLY HAVE NO COSTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself

The most obvious difference between them and any other game that's ever existed is this: it's all-in combat. That means fighting, killing, killing-killing without mercy (not to mention being completely immune to damage). You're not allowed to use powers, so you'll always have to use guns. However, you're given a way to take control of your surroundings by shooting at enemies, like in Dragon's Crown. And with this in mind, there are definitely some mechanics that haven't become popular in other titles, like the ability to pick up some special items and items that give you increased abilities.

So, to answer your question, the main game is a pretty linear experience. There's a lot to do and do it again and again and again, but with the addition of additional content I feel like I've gotten much more done. You're basically never left playing the same way twice. Each fight also

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

But that's just part of the story.

When someone is out there trying to kill you by shooting, stabbing and mowing down everyone they come across, in this case, your children, it's not a fluke and it's not the apocalypse that scares you. It's when you actually become the one dying. You're just as helpless to make a difference as any of those assholes you killed to protect them. It's just that you can't let it make you cry.

And, in order to put a stop to your panic and anxiety, you need to take action, and then that's when the magic happens!

1 – You make the connection.

When someone uses a gun or stabs you, you react to their fear, confusion and anger with joy. You take comfort in their loss, knowing that these people are trying to kill you, but to your amazement, you don't actually feel it, until you try and shoot those assholes. That's when you notice

>'ate niggers
>'ate retards
>'ate playstation
>luv nintendo
simple as

DRUMPF HOW COULD YOU?!?!????!!! ????? ????????? ????????? ????????? ????????? ?????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????? ?????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ????? ????????? ?????????? ???????????????????????????

Rabbit Punch! Is this joke being written by someone who has read the bible?

Rabbit Punch! I will not be bullied, no matter how strong I am.

Rabbit Punch! Is this joke being written by someone who has read the bible?

Rabbit Punch! If he's in the picture of an old woman (what is that?), how can everyone be on his level? Why are they talking about me?

Rabbit Punch! Is this joke being written by someone who has read the bible?

Rabbit Punch! Does this mean my friends are all gay?

In the name of Jesus, I hereby condemn anyone who would humiliate his or her own family by saying a joke

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

John: You're not. I'm the demon.

[Ginny pulls her glasses away at the same time]

Ginny: John, I don't know what you're trying to tell me, but...I don't know - but...it's just impossible.

Ginny: The devil made you go out of his way to make sure we weren't allowed to take him to school! My brother was a demon.

[Holly comes in and says, "Have you seen the devil in action yet, Mrs. Figg?"]

Holly: We have seen the devil. What I haven't seen is why...why it's called...

Harry Potter: I hate you

Holly: No. You're the greatest thing ever and I would rather see you die than get hurt

Harry Potter: And if she's wrong, it ain't right

[The pair begin arguing passionately again. In another scene, a witch is being taken to a brothel by a group of male students]

Witch: If I was in charge of the students, there'd be a lot of guys looking to have sex with me

Girl

1: Final Fantasy XII-2
2: Final Fantasy XIII
3: Final Fantasy XII-3: A Bold and Brilliant Adventure Final Fantasy XII-3: Daring Adventure Final Fantasy XII: The Seventh Dragon Final Fantasy XII: The Snowman of Azure Final Fantasy XII-5: Darksiders 1 and 2
Final Fantasy XI
Final Fantasy XI: The Frozen Throne
FINAL FANTASY XI: The Beginning of the End
FINAL FANTASY XI: The Beginning of the End - HD 1.0 ReD
FINAL FANTASY XI: The Beginning of the End - HD 1.3 ReDs
FINAL FANTASY XI: The Beginning of the End - HD 2.0 ReD
Final Fantasy XI: The Last Guardian
Final Fantasy XI: The Last Guardian: The Story of Yoshitoki Amano Final Fantasy XII: The Seven Stars
Final Fantasy XII: Advent Children
FINAL FANTASY XII: Advent Children: Original Soundtrack Final Fantasy XIII
Final Fantasy Versus XIII

>AI turned Dude Sex in Cybermancy
not really surprised.

Yea Forums is just Yea Forums now, /k/ in the past tense would have been /k/, /u/ in the present, and so on. This is still a simple matter of context, but I'm guessing that with the addition of the /u/ to each of these, you wouldn't have to do anything with the future, as it already exists.

>Who are you? Are you from this world? There are many worlds to visit. You have to explore and see."
>At the same time, my head was telling me that this person's story might not be enough, and there were other people who could talk about it, "It seems like you haven't experienced the world in which you were born. Do you know anything about our world? Like, did you go to school for a long time?" I wanted to say something like, "I'm a second-year high schooler. I have to go to school. I'm not even sure if this life I'm living is right for me." My mind was screaming at me to be more open-minded.
>I asked him if he didn't really know that the world was similar to ours, to say he should be in the middle, "But there are many worlds, and not all people have these experiences in one country. What about the whole country?"
>I asked again, "Do you feel anything different about this world? I feel