>we need a face model for Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3 Remake
>say no more, senpai
We need a face model for Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3 Remake
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>tattoo
dropped
>julia burch
I'm glad anthony finally transitioned
This
>tattoo
into the trash
imagine being this much of a fucking virgin
I want Barbara Palvin to be the new Jill.
imagine being this good of a goy
>holes on jeans
>heavy eye makeup
>obviously pressing tits together
Western women were a mistake.
No
>pukes and shits in your mouth with eels in the ass
Yeah, asians are special hehe
yes because Asians never do this
its not your imaginaton, you are
Damn, I'd be ashamed to be on the cover of a Konami produced JAV game.
God I hate those shitty Resident Alice movies for wasting her.
>fucks dogs and niggers
Yeah, white girls are just better
>replying twice
fucking incels..
Japanese do this frequently..
Are we going to have another thread where nice guy incels put Asian women on a pedestal because Stacy wouldn't fuck them?
>VS Angel
Capcom will never be able to afford her.
Whatever you say, tranny. Go dilate.
>no u
Every time
>phone screenshot
>mutilating your genitals and taking hormones
user, I love you as much as I love this webm
imagine pretending you aren't damaged vandalised loose goods
ufuckingwotm8
thats one rough looking apartment
>leg fat as an ass
gross
>480p
meh
Just digitally de-age Voth and slap her face back onto Remake Jill.
yummy
>long hair
I would fucking shit
What are you gay?
Jill always had long hair, it was just tucked away neatly underneath her beret.
Imagine the possibilities in the story though. She starts the game with long hair. Later on, shit happens, she gets it chopped off and it starts looking like her bob cut from the original.
Thought the exact same thing.
>phoneposters are also "EVERYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A TRANNY" posters
color me surprised that normalfags are ass cancer faggots
tattoo removal is commonplace and it doesn't leave marking or scars if it's small
So how did she survived the mansion incident with long hair? No fucking way that shit didnt get grabbed at. Hair like that would kill her in a zombie situation.
Are tattoos some kind of incel repellent?
...
Dude, calm down.
Have sex
It's just a small tattoo jesus fucking christ.
Wonder how user would react if his wife tattooed his name and his child's name on herself.
>oh no, I've been found out
virgin incels man
Beat her up for being a dumb bitch
This, but unironically.
As if a man like this would ever get a wife and child.
typical "nice guy" reaction
What's with everyone's hate against tats? Remind you too much of Chad and Stacy?
>i like my goods like i like my own ass
>used by niggers
What is it with you ultra incels that you go apeshit over a tatoo? Let alone such a small one.
There you go with that retarded mentality. This is why you'll never ever have sex.
A person isn't a 'good'.
They will find any reason to get triggered over a "femoid", and tattoos are an easy excuse.
Mad a real man will never marry you, roasty?
Resident Evil threads are just an excuse to post hot models on Yea Forums
>de-age
Reminder Julia was born old
Literally just outted himself as a massive incel.
She's like 40 now. I doubt Capcom wants to put in more work than simply face scanning some slut.
And connelly
Women are property
>a real man
>an incel who flips his shit over something as mundane as a tatoo and his warped concept of 'purity'
have sex nigger
This coulda been a nice thread.
Women are queen
Holy shit, she's only a year older than me. I thought she was already in her 40s because of how old REmake is.
Okay dude.
You are queer.
The original Tifa.
>imagine never having had sex
>imagine not having a girlfriend
I'm fat. I'm currently unemployed. I'm probably slightly on the spectrum as well. And through all of that even I've managed to have sex with 3 different women, one of which being my current qt 3.14 gf.
I'm scared to know what you faggots must be like in order to still be a jaded virgin by the age of 20-30.
first post was already an incel
thread was doomed from the start
Serious question: Why do you hate women so much, Yea Forums?
This is the most "so-so blowjob" face I've ever seen.
I just prefer girls without any tattoos over girls with tattoos. Its not that hard to understand. Just preference.
Thanks for ruining a potentially good thread with your insecurities, you piece of shit.
>Real man.
A cheeto encrusted obese neckbeard?
Oh and Asian women won't fuck any of you either.
I mean I wouldn't really approve, but I guess I'd just try and get used to it. A locket/bracelet/ring or something along those lines seems way better to me than needling my name in their arm.
Because it's not VIDEO GAMES
>I'm fat. I'm currently unemployed. I'm probably slightly on the spectrum as well. And through all of that even I've managed to have sex with 3 different women, one of which being my current qt 3.14 gf.
Wtf thats so unfair
I know, right? IRL chicks are living in the 90s or some shit. We got anime tiddies out here in 4k, 8k, and VR 8k.
>YOU RUINED THE THREAD BY ACTUALLY HAVING STANDARDS WAHHH
wow what a fucking baby
She was 15 in REmake. Just like Jordan in REmake 2. Just like live action inzeh in RE1. Pic related.
I only agree with this because it's located at the dumbest area of her body.
The fuck are you looking at? That chink has moderately toned legs.
That shit is fake, nobody knows what happened to 'inezh'.
this. why get tattoos anyway? just be interesting without having to permanently mark yourself.
Flipping your shit over a tiny tattoo isn't having standards its being a whiny insecure little bitch.
OAAAAHHHHHHH
Whats fake?
I like women. I just have that special someone.
>incel fatfuck neckbeard thinking he has any right of 'standards'
kek
She was already in Clock Tower.
I'm not really a social person, I go to work and then go home, don't really drink so going to bars is out of the question and starting conversations with strangers, it kinda scares me.
not him but tattoos are standards bro. first poster dropped the girl because he doesnt like tattooed girls, and everyone spergs out and calls him an incel. jesus christ, get a grip. not everyone will find your permanent marks attractive.
Bingo. Tattoos are fucking retarded.
>piercings other than ears (even those are kinda gross)
>tattoos, obviously
>drinking or smoking (cigarettes or weed)
>"going out"/partying/clubs/bars, ever, at all
>doesn't work out or at the very least eat healthy
All red flags and any man with even an ounce of self-respect won't use these women for anything other than sex. And even that's kinda gross.
If you date or marry a girl to whom any of those apply, you're literally a cuckold and you deserve to be cheated on and raise another man's children. Enjoy that alimony payment.
Video games.
That has nothing to do with why she gets posted in RE threads. Its a meme.
>permanently
Tattoos have been a thing for thousands of years. Maybe people get them because they like them and not to impress user in his basement.
Ah, yes, we all want women with no personality or opinion of their own. Right.
>permanent
I always see Jill when i see her on TV.
what a fucking sheltered nerd you are
am I supposed to get angry at this?
She's addorable.
>tattoos are a huge red flag that this woman may be mentally unstable and I would rather not pursue her
>REEEEEEEEEE HAVE SEX YOU INCEL BELIEVE WOMEN
Not him, but piercings and tattoos do not equate to personality.
>Picking a tattoo from a catalogue means I have a personality!
>tattoos
>personality
"I'm not like other girls"
oof lol
Strong words coming from either a cuckold or a roastie. El em ay oh.
to be fair most of the gentlemen here probably don't try or just don't understand that the path to victory is out there with chicks
but also, you lose part of yourself designing your life around pleasing women. For instance, you have to be much less abrasive and consider tiny, stupid things. Usually they are preoccupied with the lives of other people and prefer talking about that, not their interests, ideas or culture. So you get a little bit more stupid and isolated.
What about getting a tattoo about something or someone you love?
You make me sad, enjoy being alone for the rest of your life with that superiority complex of yours.
You'll never be a real woman
No tattoo or debt = no personality.
You're not being very fair yourself user.
>tattoos are a huge red flag that this woman may be mentally unstable
Explain your weird reasoning please.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as an "incel thread" is actually a trolling roasties thread, or as I've taken to calling them recently, toasting roasties.
Damn, bitch looks like an old hag on the left.
that was my first post in this thread desu. i just fucking hate phoneposter and trannyposters you fucking newfag
>talk to female for 5 minutes
>"hurr durr you're not like 90 percent of the guys I meet! I'm so surprised by you!"
numbers don't mean shit
Is BTFOing cucks and roasties a good excuse for being an incel for your entire life?
>i like shit, you should like shit too
>what, you don't like shit? you make me so sad
>toastie roastie
Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
What the actual fuck happened in this website that tattoos = fucked by nigs
>deluding yourself into thinking this is you having 'high standards'
Nigger please.
>if you're not an absolute idiot that settles for shit then you're an incel
>a tattoo with 0 heritage behind it on a non armed forces woman
Really just a testament to her inadequacy in terms of personality and character.
Always a dumb idea and anyone who doesn't have tattoos is necessarily going to look down on you for it.
No matter how cool you think that tattoo is, user, I promise you: it's not.
I appreciate it but I haven't had any problems getting laid. The trouble is finding a girl worth a damn - sure sex is fun but I'm not about to date (and certainly not marry) any girls that hit any of those red flags I posted.
>numbers don't mean shit
What an exquisitely retarded way of thinking.
Well... yeah. But also Gotta admit I stole it from a thread waaay back about a guy trolling a snobby bitch working at subway. Someone told him to ask her to toast the sandwich like 6 times and wrapped up with "toast that roastie"
>there's porn
jesus lord thank you
based and sign of the beast / mark of the beast pilled
roastie
You're delusional. You're no better than the trannies, you're ruining your life with your shitty mentality.
>marry a roastie and raise her son, you bigot
Listen bro, there were multiple years-long dry spells in between my periods of sexual activity. And I didn't actually have a serious, steady girlfriend until I was 25. You just have to put yourself out there and unironically be yourself. Eventually the right one will come your way.
for instance, my gf is 22, was raised sheltered as fuck. no tattoos, doesn't smoke, barely drinks, and was a virgin until we started dating.
But what color will Jill's panties be?
youtube.com
That manjaw
Tattoos of someone's name are objectively the worst fucking tattoo to get.
qos
back in my day video games were made by artists
What is the "right" mentality then, you cuck?
>multiquoting
Fuck off you attention whore.
have sex tho
incredibly based and redpilled
While I don't fully agree with user, I see the alure of a girl that doesn't smoke/get drunk, doesn't go overboard with her appearance and instead tries to be more "subtle", and considering the one time I did go to a club my ears felt like they sat next to a jackhammer for 6 hours, I can also see the allure in preferring someone that won't go clubbing.
imagine being this much of a fucking roastie whore who fucked 600 guys
Underrated post
Just for that I'm going to quote you
twice.
Would honestly be a good Jill
Define 'artist'.
Based and Redpilled
This
Fpbp
/thread
If this is the type of person I'm sharing this board with, you know what? I'll stay.
So basically most of Yea Forums thinks that anyone who has at least a mini-tattoo on their body, either he/she is mentally retarded for no valid reason or he/she is a used good.
Interesting.
Holy shit I'm so mad you quoted me twice. REEEEEEEEEEE, etc.
Have sex
I think you're mixing up relationships with one night stands.
>he thinks he can leave
haha fucking iidot troled hard
Stop replying to to yourself.
>Artist
Someone who creates "art" with the intent of making the dicks of their consumers very very happy.
>a husband should be a landowner with an advanced grasp of carpentry, hunting, the raising of pastoral animals, brewing, and farming who performs various civic duties
>"pfflurr hurr hurr I'm Mark and I like video games, anime, and funny memes come check out my sweet collection babes ;)"
It's a shit time for everyone. Men and women are both shadows of their former selves.
Die
Can we still turn this thread around to RE or was it really ruined by that faggot incel?
Haha that wasn't me user, stop being so silly
delete that fucking post now
jesus christ what a boring life
most western women have tattoos these days...you're basically dropping most of them women. tattoos are getting more and more common, and basically not having tattoo is the new tattoo.
fpbp
Is that Maggie from The Walking Dead? I've stopped watching this show after season 2. She aged like shit in those few years.
Yeah sure because "tattoo" was the only thing he listed.
Look: Going out drinking with friends is normal socialization in your late teens and early twenties. If you didn't, odds are you're antisocial and didn't have friends. And if you want a woman who's never joined that, then you want a woman without a support network that can tell her your abusive ass is a bad idea, and help her get out.
Also a normal part of adolescence is risky behaviour, such as drinking, or smoking weed. If someone hasn't done that either, and hasn't substituted it with something else, then it means a part of their adolescence has been suppressed. That only delays it. Eventually, it will happen.
What user wants is a pre-broken woman who can't escape, and who won't have the strenght of character to resist him.
Holy shit the neckbeard anger in this post. Look buddy you may not like tattoos and that's fine but that attitude will ensure you die lonely.
What exactly do you people have to offer? Why do you think anyone should be interested in you?
this
someone who can render a face thats not just a copy of a person
>everyone on Yea Forums is a hivemind, everyone but me, I'm special, I'm based and redpilled
Wait, what do you mean? I said it's (sorta) okay to use those women for sex, but not for relationships or marriage.
> who doesn't have tattoos is necessarily going to look down on you for it.
Nobody said anything bad to me, and even if someone would, why would I care?
Some aren't really just for show off. I have one representing my father because of a promise we've had, and to this day whenever I look at it I feel proud of him.
All pros.
Tatoos look ugly on anyone
>you should be outside getting fucked in the ass and taking heroin, you boring incel
>What user wants is a pre-broken woman who can't escape, and who won't have the strenght of character to resist him.
Oof ouch owie my bones
That's a lot of projection there, user. Ever stopped to think maybe men who respect themselves just aren't interested in an Instagram thot with a massively blown out ego, partner count, and vagina? Did that ever cross your mind?
Never said anything of that my dear user.
But of course, disagreeing will lead to these kind of comments.
What is wrong with you?
>drinking and flailing around to bright lights and dumb music is the highest form of entertainment
Even just buying a movie ticket is more entertaining. Not even to mention travelling, going hiking, trying a new dish, taking a class together, etc. A dance floor is just a dumb watering hole where LCD thots and paper tiger "chads" congregate like mindless cattle.
It's not the end all be all and getting sucked into it is a sign of weakness.
Good fucking damn it I just want to lick the sweat off her tits is that so much to ask
Wow, so after all are indeed men the ones that are more superficial.
I kinda have to agree on this one, I'm 31 and I don't really have any interest on women over 30.
>ever went out with her friends for drinks
>instant instagram thot
what
tl;dr have sex
>I have one representing my father because of a promise we've had, and to this day whenever I look at it I feel proud of him.
That's pretty retarded desu senpai.
And come on now
>Some aren't really just for show off.
we both know that's bullshit.
This.
Once women hit 30, they lose ALL bargaining power (unless you had kids with her).
Once men hit 30, a new world of pussy opens up to him (unless he's a NEET).
pic related: dabbing on roasties over the hill
Who would've think it? A video game board full of sexless retards who still yell eww cooties at tiny tattoos and complain nobody will fuck them..
Shut up, pedo scum.
experience happened you incel .
you never date or consider marrying a woman with a tattoo ever.
I dunno about that one user, I am not exactly a social person, so a girl that is also not very social does sound tempting. Since it's a common trait.
So this is an incel thread?
Boy howdy have I been waiting for this
One of the women I dated for about a week awhile back seemed like a nice chick, a bit overly flirty, but nothing that raised alarm bells that she was either a hardcore slut or psycho. Then I saw her tats:
Twin handles on either side of her hips - right where she'd be grabbed when taken from behind.
Tats are a nope unless you want every STD in the book.
What is wrong with you?
This.
Also explains why they obsess over qt asian girls since anime taught them they all have the mentality if a 12 year old. Take it from someone who's been to Japan and other Asian countries. They are gold diggers as well and have an even greater obsession with status symbols than western women.
Lmao imagine being this much of a stuck up faggot
Yes! We should only take part in gentlemanly activities for us nice guys! Wholesome activities! God forbid any mix both sides of those for a life that isn't dull as fuck.
>an Instagram thot with a massively blown out ego, partner count, and vagina?
I hate you black/white faggots with a passion who think that any girl who isn't a vapid virgin doll like
means its a thot roastie with 100 dicks on her cunt history and with meatflaps a mile long.
Based
And
Redpilled
You are the type of guy who's going to post on Reddit in 8 years, desperately trying to understand why his wife cheated on him.
who will her identical twin sister play? They always share things, boys, projects, roles etc.
Nope, the incel ruined it, just as they ruin everything in the world. Fucking Chinese, Russians, Mormons, and Arabs.
It sounds tempting, but you'll either get on each others nerves, or grow apart soon.
>30
Jesus
Didn't know Yea Forums was filled with a bunch of granny fuckers. Anything over 22 is already pushing it
>I'm going to put everyone in a pile
>nooo don't put ME in a pile, I'm different
Fucking hypocrite
>taking a class together
christ no wonder you're single
Aren't most women with AIDS infected because of their cheating male partner?
>one night, she went out with her friends. They went to a club, had some drinks
>after that, thot forever
>she was bound to cheat on every man, all her relationships were doomed
lol
hhnnnggggg
These mongoloids want nerd shariah lmao
No, it's because they went out to cheat in the first place. Duh.
Chill, friend. It isn't completely black and white. We just acknowledge that the gray area is extremely thin.
source?
just accept it
Eh, I kinda like the goth look.
biiingooo
sweet jumping fucking jesus
>fat
Yuckie
keep seething roastie. You are like a refurbished product that nobody wants because they know deep inside who you truly are.
That's just to contrast with her skinnier twin sister.
All these crumb-covered autistic neets talking about their high standards are hilarious. Have fun settling for a 4/10 with 3 kids when you're 35 and realize that you aren't worth loving
Isn't this the old as fuck image that pedos warp to their narrative to justify their wanting to fuck an elementary school girl?
Imagine coping this hard. Imagine thinking women post here lmao
If so, lol, because it doesn't justify shit.
It just tells us that pedophiles are common af
Nothing wrong with thinking Asian women are pretty. It's a natural feeling.
Same as I would unironically date a girl with a tattoo. And if some random goth BDSM chick covered in tats was naturally attractive to me, I'd do it too.
Usually it's the fucking piercings on alt girls that gross me out DESU. Every girl on college has gotten some lame butterfly/Studio Ghibli/whatever tattoo on a shitty beach trip at this point.
>hey I don't enjoy going to bars
>"oh ok! I see that's your preference and I respect that"
>"great, want to go see a movie?"
>"ok!"
it's worked out perfectly fine for me.
>sexual attractiveness
>12 and 13 years old.
Who the fuck made this fucking graph?
Nobody wants you either so that makes two of you.
low test incel retard
What's the term for the top/body suit the dark-haired chick is wearing? It looks a lot like the same style a girl from 9th grade I knew when I was in 7th who used to let me and my friend grope her so long as we didn't get our hands under it. Except hers was white with a corduroy texture to it.
Read the title, retard
Based, fuck whores
>"they went out for drinks"
>translation: they wanted to be showered in male attention
>"then they went out to the club"
>translation: they wanted even more male attention and to actually get physical with as many guys as possible, for that little itty bitty moment of dopamine
Like I said, unless you're a roastie, you are probably actually the type of guy who's going to unironically say something like this to his friends, immediately before getting cheated on:
>Yeah it's okay that she went to the club with some friends. I trust her. Why would she do anything weird?
I'm not even trying to rile you up, I genuinely feel sorry for you. That fall from innocence is really going to hurt, especially since it's going to happen to you as an adult.
How so, I feel like that might help the relationship, not hinder it, I don't want someone that constantly wants to drag me places, I'm more of a "chill at home and only go out on special occasions" type of guy.
>normal men
Fucking unreliable data barely qualifies as 'science'.
>liking fat
Yikies
>gross me out
>eww cootiesXD
WHY do you type like a teenager?
what girls did they show to these guys?
Stacking developed or pretty girls at the young age bracket would create this distribution.
Are you a virgin, Yea Forums?
>liking bone
big yikers
Don't bother, user. Reading things and understanding them are beyond these people. It's a literal impossibility, they actually aren't able to.
Existing in general proximity doesn't make for a relationship, user.
Not sure if paranoid or unable to comprehend that women aren't seeking attention from men 24/7
Please, I've seen a lot of 30+ year old women that look great, I wouldn't because I'm younger, but they look perfectly acceptable. Some look like they're still 18.
Guys, this 8/10 on Tinder is asking to meet up at my house, she identifies as an elf and plays bass guitar, did i just win?
This might be your taste. They have low fat, just for you. :^)
Then they remove the makeup..
Probably girls who were obviously under the age of 12, cute as all fuck, had a well-developed ass that she shows off with her yoga pants and tube-top, just like what her mother wears as they stand in line at the grocery store for ice cream and condoms.
That was something I saw last month. Mother was hot as all fuck, too.
He's a beta cuckold who's desperately trying to enforce his media-driven world view on you. Pro tip: he's wrong, and he's misleading you.
Yeah I'm talking about you, faggot
Like OMG it's totally her choice if she wants a tat or not, and the tat honestly looks pretty tubular. So newsflash Yea Forumsirgins! Memo incoming! Get with the program!
#notallwomen
The STD roulette and getting your house robbed in 3 days? Yep!
Trailer trash white women over 30 are the best. They let you fuck their daughters.
Trust no one not even yourself
Who made you the judge on what IS a relationship? Not everyone's gonna do things the way you do.
Cringe
pay for a prostitute
>pay
she's also an art major who moonlights in a roller skating club, fuck
That's degrading to women
I'll rephrase:
>body modification disgusts me when performed to a certain degree
>I find it unappealing
Did you think your septum piercing made you mature user?
This is literally something elderly people do, good god. Imagine cucking yourself out of a youth of sex and drugs.
I agree with everything you said.
This
>reee if you don't do things exactly as I say you should do them, then you aren't really in a relationship
You're actually worse than the incels in this thread. That's gonna get a big "yikes" from me.
>They let you fuck their daughters.
Isn't the daughter allowed to choose if she gets fucked? Unless the mom slips some roofies on her OJ, that would make her mother of the year, no doubt.
>Bass.
>Not Drums.
She's gonna stab you.
>Elf.
>Not Treant.
She's gonna use a strapon.
>tfw made it to 30 with no tats no kids only 2 partners and dont smoke/do drugs
am i making it lads?
>and the tat honestly looks pretty tubular
Are you one of those omega-level incels that doesn't even know how girls talk?
Girls actually understand the power of symbols, tattoos are their way of physically expressing themselves. Paganism is peak-tier existence
This post made me miss my 20s in the 80s. Kids today are such delicate flowers.
Hot.
Just play your cards right.
>fuck
Yeah, she knows all about that. I suggest if you really want to meet her, do so at a Starbucks or something and, if she's still giving you the eye, take her to a hotel. Just make sure you're up on your shots and you have high quality condoms with you.
Are you implying that her tat isn't totally tubular?
Making it what you retard? You just talked about the irrelevant bits in your worthless life.
all i read was
>tfw made it to 30 without any conflict or interesting experiences or stories to share
r u a girl?
It's called makeup you dummy.
why are women so cute and beautiful and perfect? aside from their personalities of course
>Imagine cucking yourself out of a youth of sex and drugs.
Imagine ruining your body at a young age with careless behavior and destroying your mind as you desperately try to find a new "high". I'm not even talking about sex, everyone should have sex.
Meanwhile, on my 40th birthday I'm still going to look 25, whereas you will look like a leather football that's been left in the sun too long.
Dude, trailer trash. The daughters are joining their mothers in bed with you.
I have enough experience to not be scared of tattoos
Show us your fat tits, Amanda
yes
>she's gonna stab me with her strapon
Y... you really think so?
Youth nowadays are just so fucking boring. The most popular movies are capeshit, and the most popular TV show is /'lady medieval shit. Every youth nowadays is a fucking nerd. No wonder they get triggered by tattoos.
fucking sirens driving us to our dooms
oh grow a pair you sheltered fucking baby
>being this retarded
you're a disgrace to masculinity. go transition now
So buying something you can just take off if you decide it's "not you" anymore, like a bracelet or necklace, locket, ring is too mainstream for you, or what?
So long as you're having fun with your life, then the only person that matters in asking that question is yourself.
Fuck Christians and their "muh western civilization"
>caring about what you'll look like at 40
Stupid. Live now.
im actually ok being straight and male, feels good
Is it not obvious that was a girl? Christ you fucking roasties and beta cuckolds are insufferable. I don't even know where to tell you to go, because even Reddit doesn't fucking like you.
Mostly, but how have you not ended up married or at least in a long-term relationship? I feel like most women who aren't married by their early-mid 20s are either broken or making a mistake. No offense.
>Tattoos are bad because they're permanent
Imagine being unable to live with your decisions
well i mean you can explore her body literally with her tattoos and talk about the hidden meaning behind each one
i'd rather grow old with a huge family and having experienced a lot of growth in my life than conform to a bunch of actual man children's standards of living and wither into a bitter old person with an inflated ego like some of you schmucks
>this thread
I'm not going to take the time to calculate how old you are, but I'm gonna guess something like your 50s.
Get skin cancer and die already
Are you a man or a woman? Because men can party in their 20s and still look good in their 40s by taking it easy in their 30s.
>fat
ugh
But user, my sister doesn't wear makeup from what I know of her lifestyle she tries to avoid putting stuff like that on her skin, granted she's a skinny vegan/with exceptions, but she still pretty much looks 18 and has been with the same guy since she was 18 and he was like 28.
ooh so angry and edgy alone in your self-made jail cell
>that women aren't seeking attention from men 24/7
you don't understand the first thing about women, shut up and don't post again. fucking retard
trieggered, lifelett? go outside for once and maybe even leave the country you were born in for once before unleashing your impotent rage on anons who don't give a shit on a video game forum, dipshit
i don't give two shits about your moronic gender you sheltered fuck
>Meanwhile, on my 40th birthday I'm still going to look 25
Having excessive amounts of fat usually does make it hard to judge age. accurately.
Afraid? Nope generally the women i fuck have em and I live in the most conservative town in a conservative state. Women with tats are just the junk food of lovers.
>"This post sponsored by Bud Light"
>cheap hedonism is the only way to live
wow it's almost like your ideas of fun and youth are different from mine.
In fact even actual sex and drugs are more interesting than the cheap bar dance floors I mentioned. Is there really anything transgressive and boundary-pushing occuring there?
>wow I drank 20 sugar tequila shots, flailed around to Ariana Grande, got mad over nothing with some other girls, played a card game, then got date raped in some frat boy's truck!
>My head hurts, nothing really interesting happened, I lost some dignity, but my phone is blasting with drama and that's what I like!
>truly I am the ideal aesthete cultivating a life of sophisticated pleasure
Tats are fine. Hell, I've drawn a few for girls I knew/worked with. But when the tats are shit like or pic related, then pass them by.
>UMM I AM A GORL??
Who gives a shit.
who the hell wants to fuck shitty old women anyway
Sure thing incel
being a soicuck isn't anything to be proud about. you're the lowest denominator, feel good about that as much as you want
This thread makes me so fucking happy I spent my 20s traveling the globe and partying. Holy shit, you people need to get out of your bedrooms. No wonder you're all so angry. I bet you're all nice guys too. Crying about Chad instead of becoming one.
>8/10
>Over 5
Does she have any tattoos, if yes she's gonna use a horse strapon and she's in to oral, hope you have a big throat. If not it's probably gonna be a 8 inch human one.
Ah, I forgot the important bit:
>Meanwhile, on my 40th birthday I'm still going to look 25, and still sleeping with 19 year olds
So to you livid roasties and beta cuckolds: get railed.
I'm a guy. I've looked like a 20 year old for the past 7 years because I take care of my skin, my body, and my head.
i am video games are great fun
i am recently married actually we arent ready to have kids just yet until things settle down. i didnt want to get pregnant until after marriage and have a happy stable home to raise my kids in and their father around to help raise them
Fuck Arabs and their "muh jihad infidels"
You sound like such a fucking loser.
fpbp
it's the only way they can delude themselves into some contrived position of superiority; they've wasted their lives in their rooms while their life has escaped them and now they're taking it out on others who weren't stupid/lazy enough to make that mistake
Arabs are pragmatic hypocrites, why do you think they cover up their women.
How do I find this Konami game or DVD? Looks to be a DVD . Please help
>I'm a guy
Really? You sound like a bitch. I bet you use moisturiser too, you Nancy.
>in the end, he winds up a loser like the rest of us while memories fade away
Congrats bro u r so based lol mega Chad much
There are more PC gamers in China than there are people in America, talk about leaving a mark on the world heh
>Some look like they're still 18.
AHAHAHAHA
holy shit you are retarded
You sound like a bad girl who really lives on the edge chugging natty light and playing apples to apples with friends.
Unironically Trump
I always find it funny how guys who have literal terabytes of porn saved on their computers are the first to scream degenerate.
never trust a woman if you cant see her pores. doubly so if she has drawn on eyebrows
what the fuck are you babbling about
>that incel schizo who crosspost and will never get laid and actually kill himself
Your statement requires corroboration
>Most likely has a fuckhuge trap porn collection
You faggots are no better than 90s Soccer moms boycotting literally anything that featured tits and low brow comedy
>I'm a guy. I've looked like a 20 year old for the past 7 years
Or low testosterone and excessive amounts if estrogen.
Trump is just a human, like us
>brother died of alcoholism
>daddy issues
>wants to surpass his father in every respect
>keeps chasing for the top, but it's never enough
Carl Jung was right
I'm in my 50s. I've had my fun.
Meanwhile you're still young and angry.
Forgot pic of my gf
you'll see in a couple years
Awesome! Then just remember to keep having fun, keep the communication open and honest even when it's embarrassing, and above all else don't schedule your "date nights" - spontaneity and random-yet-frequent heart-felt expressions of love are what keeps relationships happy and fresh.
It makes the sex better, too.
>livid beta cuckold or roastie
It's honestly hard to tell the two groups apart, because you're both so insanely irrational and irritating, to literally everyone you encounter.
Read it again, retard. Try to sound out the words, nice and slow.
Well, assuming you aren't larping then nice work user. Sounds like you made it.
i keep saying it over and over until other people realize it's not even falseflagging at this point, Yea Forums is becoming more and more like /pol/ one shitpost at a time
Better to burn out than to fade away.
>dropped
Like that was ever up to you
That would be you, yes?
jesus christ what a fucking retard
but tattoos are against the talmud, user.
best post so far
Not him but I have to, bit of a skin condition on my legs that dries them out like you wouldn't believe. Even a leaf hitting my bare calf in the wind can cut my skin if I don't use moisturizer. On the other hand I can use a Bic razor on my head no problem.
so you're either a roastie or a whiteknight, either way you're not worth my time
don't bother replying, i won't even bother reading it this time
>star wars
Ex de de de
Tick tock, boomer. Is this really how you want to spend what little time you have left?
You know what my dream is ? Managing to totally overcome my animal instincts and become something "more" than an evolved ape.
Throw fedoras at me all you want. But knowing that i will forever be doomed to lust towards fat asses and titties because my instincts are going all "M-MUST REPRODUCE" all the time is an absolute torture.
I bet this is the guy ITT who said he wants to take classes together lmao
Lying in bed triggering you nerds with my wife reading next to me? Sure why not.
This is what happened to the board
And that's a good thing
and your boyfriend next to her?
>jill
>flat
lol
Seems you're pretty much agreeing it's a bad choice, since you'll have to live with the consequences, when you could just pick something that's easier to deal with if you decide you've changed.
Better than how you're wasting your youth here. At least he's lived.
tnx anons will do !
Better to be King for a night than be a schmuck for a lifetime
your mom
>schmuck for a lifetime
Incels by definition.
>being so desperate to convince others to lower standards that you samefag posts
Samefag
>"haha this fucking nerd likes constructive activities"
>"unga bunga me dumb nigger who never get past party phase"
Or you could just ask her about her life.
guess i better try my best to be king
The inability to commit to anything is not a virtue, user
>People who don't like tattoos talking about how they don't like tattoos
>"This is because of Trump"
Tattoos aren't permanent anymore. Removal doesn't even leave scars anymore after a while.
you will never have a gf
>2019
>only having terabytes
Fucking tier 2 incel, fucking kill yourself
Why not both, faggot. Nothing is hotter than kissing your way down a tattooed body
>Sperging this hard about some skin drawing on an animu video games board
Is not for mentally instalé
>Having a tattoo is
Kek
He says while arguing with strangers on a Taiwanese puppeteering forum.
She's already in the first survival horror, she doesn't need to be in your schlock.
>nigger this nigger that
Stop it.
Get help.
You know you can still do constructive things and party as well right? It doesn't have to be one or the other.
he's right you know
>no standards
>calls others virgins
its you bro, youre the pathetic desperate virgin
Never happening.
This thread ... wears a nose ring has drawn eyebrows, eats a little bit too much and does an old meme face? Neat.
>standards insanely high
>your sir, are the virgin not I.
yeah okay fatass
>spending your life on 4channel is a huge red flag that this man may be mentally unstable
>REEEEEEEEEE I DESERVE A FEMALE TO HAVE SEX WITH
I just said the majority of my diet is women with tatts now you're saying I want things banned? Yeah they are gross generally and drawing attention to your lack of personality is off putting. Oh yeah and traps are an ok fantasy would be cool if a girl was fun to be around like a man. The hips kill it for me in reality though sorry.
Look at the color of her face compared to the rest of her...
I bet there are even straight edge zoomers ITT.
>I bet you use moisturizer
I do. I bet you don't use sunscreen, you retarded boomer. Enjoy looking like a leather football. But hey, some girls are into that sort of thing, right?
This man is smart, listen to him.
Tell me boomer, what are your lifts? Oh, you don't work out? Oof. Tell me about how big of a dick you have. Oh, it's smaller than mine. Double oof.
Enjoy death.
wait what?
fuck gamers DESU
>"unga bunga me offended by nigger word like go to club be like monkey and show off stupid nigger tricks"
>"me social pressure everyone to be just like me because no can handle uniqueness make brain hurt"
>this thread
good fucking god it's like I randomly got directed to a "nice guy" / "nice girl" cringe compilation on youtube
Australian emu obeience training forum thank you.
Hell, as the other user said, assuming you're not larping, great job.
Just remember it still can go to shit pretty fast for no apparent reason at all.
t. someone who married a girl who just fell out of love with him after 8 years of being deeply in love with each other and saying we will stick 'till the end and is now traumatized to the point he can't start a new relationship out of fear it will ruin almost non-existant chance of getting back together
And yeah, I was an objectively good husband all around. Shit just happens.
Hello there! You've just caught me witnesses peak retardation and a Resident Evil thread falling to sheer degeneration!
So here's a TOP TEN list of the MOST RETARDED threads in Yea Forums history!
You're awesome if you get the reference.
>I do
Better go change your tampon when this thread gets pruned.
>oof
Hahaha Jesus christ. You have to go back buddy.
get a grip
you've been here too long
Feel like that's an objective statement based on personal prefference user, I'd prefer an untattooed body personally.
I'm doing fine, actually. You're the one who's on his way out :^)
Larping isn't living. Besides, it's midnight on a Tuesday. What else should I be doing?
Imagine larping as a guy to justify being covered in trailer trash tattoos.
Just imagine doing that.
*Ahem*
Nigger
>I do
Does it help cum slide off your face easier?
>I'll just take the bracelet off.
>I'll just go through a long removal proccess and hope it doesn't leave scars.
Is it really the better life choice tho user?
It best to stay a virgin for Christ.
thots can only lead you to damnation.
>that quick dick glance
Never claimed it was, just said they're not permanent anymore.
Woah dudes hold off, I am not him but I have to use moisturiser because my skin is easily dried and its either moisturize daily or have skin that's akin to dandruff but across my entire forehead and cheeks. Showering/bathing doesn't even help, it just dries up the next layer of skin and repeat.
After casting a literally who Instagram "I don't condition to patriarchial body standards" model as Nico's face actress, I can unironically see Capcom doing the same thing to Jill
My girlfriend and I both take language classes at night, and we still go out drinking every fortnight. You don't need to split the two apart.
are you a fucking lizard
>REEEEE
>HOW WILL YOU BE A GOOD GOY IF YOU DON'T SELL YOUR SOUL FOR THE RAT RACE
>"My body is a temple"
>one of those temples where the monkeys shit everywhere
Crabs in a bucket, except I'm outside the bucket offering to help you out, while you just desperately nip at me because I make you so angry.
Like I said guys, enjoy looking older and worse than you otherwise could, followed by a death 3 decades sooner than it needed to happen. I'm not even trying to rile you up at this point, I honestly just feel bad for you.
No it's just a fucking frustrating skin condition.
The dry skin isn't big chunks, it's like a constant powdery mess of dust. I get it on my knees too, for some fucking reason. But nowhere else.
>You aren't commiting to getting a permanent mark on your body, this means you don't commit to ANYTHING.
Big hmm, also pretty sure commiting to needling ink into your skin isn't really a virtue either user.
Ok?
Okay, go back to sipping your tea.
This is because the 2016 election brought a large amount of retarded manchildren here, big enough to make /pol/ the biggest board on the site and now we have to suffer wvery board being infested with newfag /pol/tards with their outrage culture, their conplete lack of self awareness and their already acomplished goal of being more obnoxious than furries and bronies together
So yes the reason why we have 12 threads a day about uuugh I hate niggers/women/trannies IS Trump.
>handling a blue ring octopus
[C O N C E R N]
That was directed at the retards who think you can't do both.
>playing fortnite
You know where you belong, and it isn't here.
I am English and I take great offence to this. Apologise or i'll fucking smack you across the chops.
tl;dr - probably you coping with being a moist faggot
fantastic, it's good to have a common interest and spend your time developing a skill.
Both things can be enjoyable. But preferring party scenes to the exclusion of everything else makes you retarded.
She can immasculate me any day. God damn those freckles
The only place where its even close to midnight is fucking Alaska. Anywhere else and your arguing with strangers on the internet at 2 am.
Don't you need your beauty sleep so your skin stays soft and moist for your sugar daddy?
I'm sorry, didn't realise there were Muslims here.
>why they obsess over qt asian girls since anime taught them they all have the mentality if a 12 year old.
holy fuck have you been doing nothing but seething over asian girls on Yea Forums for the past 8 hours straight?
Emasculate
GET THEE BEHIN ME THOTS
I actually do have green tea every morning, since I don't like coffee and tea stains your teeth less.
I'm not this fucking Nigel faggot btw
>But preferring party scenes to the exclusion of everything else makes you retarded
Depends on how old you are. You can always leave that shit to your 30s.
Better get used to it cobber
t. toastie roastie
Psst hey user, 90% of things we do are for show off
>How many guys you been with?
>20
>OK, go fuck 1 more and then I'll marry you
Thems some nice tiddies
Like if u agree
Peppermint Patty best girl
Yea Forums was created by and for male weebs and outsiders. Gamergate happened way later, and Trump happened after. Nigger was like a day one thing.
christ you are such a delicate fairy
no wonder you're a fucking incel
>thanks to face scan we are going to literally see the same person in diffirent video games now
Laser removal therapy is still an option roastie.
Next you'll tell me you like sucking cock for the dispensing of teeth whitener.
Her left eye isn't completely symmetrical to her other eye and this is now bothering me
>the most productive years of my youth will be best spent in a drunken haze
>then I shall join the work force
it's like you're reading off the script for "how to live the ultimate good goy life".
America everyone.
Why focusing on the left eye? You should've just said, "her eyes aren't symmetrical".
I keep myself quite moist, thank you.
>Don't you need your beauty sleep so your skin stays soft and moist for your sugar daddy?
I do, but I accidentally fell asleep at 7 and woke up at 10 so now I'm stuck. You can come touch my skin if you want, daddy. I promise it's really soft.
But I am none of those things. I'm pretty strong, actually.
Absolutely preposterous, male ejaculate wouldn't have any whitening effect at all.
I bet he has daily shots of inceline too.
you can just feel the soi in this post
>face model
cringe
this is some skyrim mod for sure
>mass replying
Seek help.
I actually looked up "inceline" thinking it was some kind of medication or drink or something.
Then I realized you meant "insulin"
I don't know, that was just the particular eye that made me notice it
>All these edgy 13 year old boys who think tattoos are "way past cool".
white knights gonna white knight
holy shit
Well you guys seeth over white women 24/7 so why not?
dumb incel
Not for goyim.
Are you agermanspy?
Well that was the main point. But yes, from what I'm aware it's not permanent, but it can still have complications, costs money to remove and may require multiple sessions. Again, hardly feels like you can justify getting it just because it's "not permanent". Sure some might look fine with certain looks, but if you're only doing it for a look you might as well get a temporary one instead. Still, I can respect it being a symbol of something, even if I might question if that truely was the best way to go about it.
What the fuck, I thought this was supposed to be a RE thread?
I see this thread has just about run its course. I had fun tonight everyone, we should do this again sometime.
Taking care of yourself is the opposite of soi, or are onions just the word you retards use to describe anything you don't like, like how reddit calls anything it doesn't like "racist"?
fuck
you
Dunno who that is
COMMIT user!
Why are you so fucking concerned over what people do with their bodies?
I love her soul piercing tits
>Dunno who that is
YouTuber who is literally you from the sounds of it.
This new found glitch was in an RE2 thread yesterday, did any one find out what caused it?
Why are you pro abortion?
You know health nuts often die younger than people who smoke and drink? Look at Keith Richards and Jim Fixx.
why posting the least saucy pic from her gram
there are plenty of better pics of her, and those funbags are fantastic, btw
Not anymore. Now with the rise of hookup culture, more and more people are having unprotected sex because they would rather catch a disease than be stuck with a baby. Despite 1000 people catching herpes at Coachella this year
I'm talking to you.
Some people nitpick over their partners. It's not "incel" behavior, it's just his preference. He doesn't like tattoos and why can't he? Is he advocating a paternalistic state that bans tattoos? No, he's just saying he doesn't like them.
>date woman
>she's constantly evaluating you, testing you, snooping on you
>"hurr durr why you hate tattoos ur like da gestapo!"
Ah, so that's why ...
>Not sure if paranoid or unable to comprehend that women aren't seeking attention from men 24/7
Spend thirty minutes around a female in public and come back with what you've learned.
I actually am a youtuber, but not him. He sounds like a cool guy though.
>You know health nuts often die younger than people who smoke and drink?
>a handful of anecdotal stories completely refute all medical science ever
What a distinctly boomer way of thinking
>more and more people are having unprotected sex because they would rather catch a disease than be stuck with a baby
Was that a typo?
He's free to dislike them, I was simply saying they aren't permanent, and he's still fucking rambling about justication.
#rekt
What the fuck, she already had her adult face at 13?
Did she go into puberty like at 9 or something?
>justication
justification even
Pics of her tiddies or didn't happened.
I'm not, it's a subject of discussion right now and I'm discussing? You think I go around complaining about tattoos to tattooed people, it's their choice, doesn't mean I'll agree or approve, might depend.
in my case just thinking about the seduction game and all the socials aspect , the physical interactions make me start to panic , i can't stay more than 5 mins on /soc/ ,i feel like completly out of place like its another univers with ultra dimensional aliens or something, same with /r9k/ theses ppls just complain all day and its depressing has fuck ,make me want to kms. So i avoid all social interactions ,even online ones.
Agree.
No female in my family does any of those.
Maybe except drinking. They drink occasionally.
They are all nice women and girls.
>more and more people are having unprotected sex because they would rather catch a disease than be stuck with a baby
>Was that a typo?
No, sorry I just worded it poorly. I mean more people are having unprotected sex without a condom, some of which who finish with creampies.
>You think I go around complaining about tattoos to tattooed people
It wouldn't surprise me.
>Did she go into puberty like at 9 or something?
user that is SUPER common for girls to do exactly that.
Engage in intercourse.
#TRIGGERED
Why haven’t you had sex yet, user?
Well I guess that's one weight off your heart, fren. I do not.
>Asians are pure!
What kind of question is that user. Stay pure anons.
>anime avataring
I'm sure tattoo'd people all around will line up to justify their decisions to you oh great one.
2 nukes wasnt enouph
Based and Redpilled
Thots for banging, virgin for wifing.
Said fucking literally who ever? Japanese women are thirsty as fuck i have never met girls that masturbate more.
She is a brave girl.
>Said fucking literally who ever
Half this fucking thread for starters.
This is just common-sense.
Makeup should be illegal.
you're on Yea Forums
most people here have never talked to a girl, never mind hugged them.
imagine them trying to have sex lmfao
>cuts away from any good parts
you suck
fucking kek
>Japanese women are thirsty as fuck i have never met girls that masturbate more.
>lowest birthrate in the world
>biggest decline in ppls having sex
>biggest incline in ppls still virgin in their 30
yea i bet they mastubate alot
Whoa, pornstars do depraved things, you just opened my eyes user!
It's because Japanese people are hidious looking.
WOOOOOSH
Would you prefer I use seals to maintain consistency, sir?
>quoting no one
>quote implies purity
>posts a webm of an asian pornstar guzzling copious amounts of cum
>therefore one must come to the conclusion that it's facetious
>?
It's okay sweetie, not everyone has the gift.
what a lightweight.
she's a big girl
>Not being able to guzzle down at least one liter of sperm.
She'll never be wife material at this rate.
>just be urself bro
gee wee thanks user
I know I can be myself and get a gf (there where a handful of girls that liked me in hs and college but I was too much of a dunce to notice), it's just that I don't know where to look. Talking to strangers out of the blue weird me the fuck out.
Many such cases , how unfortunate.
I don't think REmake jill could ever be topped.
He didn't bring anyone. That's the worst part. He turned a relatively quiet group of manchildren into emboldened, loud mouthed manchildren
Dating apps exist.
I said most, not everyone, and I say it because 70% of what I see on this thread affirms what I post and if anyone who disagress, gets a shit reply, just like you.
It's just what I see user.
>The only guy there looks like he's been rejected by everyone in that room.
Bad day?
Isn't that girl at the bottom that one with gigantic tits?
Based
For jew
More like a hell on earth for having to deal with vapid cunts all day. But i mean to each his own.
I don't know, i don't think it's from a porn set. They seem like nurse graduates or something.