FUCK this fucker

FUCK this fucker

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>no projectiles
>slow movement speed
>telegraphs attacks
>killed by 6 grenades (regular)
Probably one of the easier enemies in the entire game

I've lost many a run to this fucking bullshit dog thing

oh lawd he coming

>going down a long 2 tile wide corridor where enemies off-screen are aggroing you and a flame trap is forcing you to move forward

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Man I wish I was good enough for this to be relevant, most of the time I either reset or die to Hunter. I think I've only beat throne on three characters.

No, FUCK Elite Shielders
They were a goddamn mistake

Also, FUCK Skeleton
I never got the achievement when he was bugged, and I sure as fuck won't get it now

>2 tile corridor with a flame trap chokepoint with two(2) snipers aiming at you from the other side, out of screen
it hurts

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thanks doc

Thanks doc

Did they ever update this game? It ran so shit on the ps4.

>try to have fun with dual bullet weapons Steroids
>never make it past Frozen City

>pick up literally any 2 random weapons and say fuck it
>loop

every fucking time

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>Probably one of the easier enemies in the entire game
One-on-one sure, but with the added chaos of other enemies he becomes a god tier run ender.

He's not bad until you're in a situation where you have more pressing enemies to deal with. They're basically punishment for not paying attention.
Though I can understand the frustration towards them when you don't notice it until it's started attacking and it forces its way through your attacks and insta-kills you, or when one waddles over and decides to break your cover, or any time you're unlucky and you spawn next to one.

They gave up after Update 101. They said they were going to add Yung Cuz after Update 100, but out of nowhere they just shat out Update 101 and said "we're done with this shit lol bye".

what's going on in this thread

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Thank you doctor, it's been a while and I was getting concerned.

>it's another run ended by the enemies' spaztic and inconsistent AI

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Fuck this bitch. The only way to even stand a chance in this fight is if you're relying on melee weapons and running away so you don't get telefragged.
She's pretty much a perfect representation of why post-loop content isn't fun. You have to choose between getting fucked over by RNG or using the safest, blandest playstyle possible.

>inconsistent
git

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OH SHIT

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Oh wait I'm retarded.

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Post-loop content is objectively inconsistent. There's no strategy, you're just shooting into a giant clusterfuck of enemies and the only time you ever die is when some random shit flies at you out of nowhere.
The game is way more fun when you're new and you're fighting to beat the throne. After that the game loses all meaningful challenge.

Stay out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat.

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I genuinely want to know what the strategy for beating the Captain is besides "spam your melee weapon to delete all the projectiles".

Say that to top level players who can consistently make it to loop 5+

Youtube exists. There are no-melee runs to him.

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I swear Gamma Guts made you immune to rats. Was it nerfed or were rats buffed?

Anyone got the "Boys only want one thing. THE THRONE!" picture? Saw it ages ago and didn't save it and it haunts me to this day.

It does on ps4, which I'm sure is not up to date with the PC version

It did when I played the PC version last back in 2015. I'm playing on Switch now.

I can't beat this fucking game even ONCE. I get to the level with these fucks maybe twice and die immediately.

It doesn't matter how many times I've played, which character I use, or what weapon I use I CANNOT FUCKING WIN!!!

thanks for this image fren

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Blood weapons are SHIT