Clear a filthy orc camp

I haven't heard such heresy in my fucking life.

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ES orcs are elves too though

They're already broken by big orc cock there's no saving them

Based eggposter.

sell the n'wahs off in vvardenfell. top right would make a good maid slave top left looks good for a different job. I could sell her for more

does ESO have companions and romance ala Swtor?

>Necromancer class
>no permanent pet summon
why

Beat me to it. Damn

No, you fucking faggot, it's an MMO.

Except the Thieve's guild quest. Your two love interests are a gay Argonian, or a lanky High Elf.

Kill them, they've been sullied by orc cock

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I'm the guy that made that original eggs post back when I was 16.

Can't believe it's still alive.

If it helps, I was a super cringy kid and had no idea this was that bad back then.

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>I was 16
Jesus you must be youn- I was 18

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I'm 25 now

Pay $14.99 + tax to see the rest™ of the story™.

Elves haters would kill this.

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wtf i love elves now

I would murder that pussy

bs

There's not really a way for me to prove it.

I guess I can just tell you that I was a white-knighting little shit back then that had a serious case of egocentrism.

Married now. Work at Walmart as one of their asset protection guys. Things are good.

source

i talked to this cosplayer in real life at comic con last year; she's incredibly stupid because my friend asked her about her makeup and prosthetics she was using for a costume and she literally said, "uhhhhh i just bought it online, ksks" and my friend and i just glanced at each other like, "the fuck she just say?"
thank you for coming to my tedtalk

>Work at Walmart
>Things are good.

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You fucking hypervirgin

>ksks

Don't post this shit again.

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I make $18 an hour, have health/dental/eye insurance for my wife and myself, and I own my own place.

I'm pretty fuk'n happy.

are werewolf builds good in bg's? i don't feel like pressing a lot of buttons anymore tbqh

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Kill the Bosmer, too, if they also refuse to be sold to a plantation, for they are not Dunmer.

But Molag Bal is the daedra of rape?

Look for a camp of elves with male orc slaves instead

find a strong orc to mount instead

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Why eggs?

>ksks

Is this some weeb thing?

Take her home. And start a collection.

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It's some twitter bullshit, it needs to stop.

Nice to see you're still around. Stay alive!

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We meet again, grease mage

Part of a nutritious breakfast, user.

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Ok I`m done with wow and draeneiposting. Is there a canonically futa race in TESO?

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play FF instead, that community is more your type.

Only if you archieve chim.

retroactively banned for underage

While I appreciate huge cocked futa Draenei as much as the next guy, I don't agree that they're canonically futa

take them out of the wooden bucket first

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How come the races with hooves (Centaurs/Soraka/Draeneis/Satyrs/Succubusses&Demonesses/Minotaurs&Cow based humanoids) always get turnend in to futa. Is it just anons having a thing for the horse penis? Seems fairly consistent too.

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First generation argonians. Later generations get normalized quite a bit, but the first generation ones being born out of trees are some wacky shit.

>Approach NPC elf
>"Please untie me! I'd rather not mention the things those swine did to me."
>"You don't have to tell me anything."
>36 Eggs removed from Inventory

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Now they look slightly cuter, for some reason.

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Hooves remind us of our equine friends, and if said friend doesn't have a horsecock it has a loose horsepussy instead, which isn't nearly as interesting.

I have a very nice webm that would like to disagree with you.

You have to eat ALL the kwama eggs.

I do not dispute the existence of that webm. I'd merely like to point out the ratio of horsecock to horsepussy porn in circulation. It is a very phallic ratio.

I don't disagree with the ratio, but horsepussy is just as interesting as horsecock in my opinion.
I would love to:
1. Be pounded by horsecock
2. be a futa with a horsecock
3. fuck a horse pussy
4. be a horse or girl who has a horse pussy and get fucked

I see you are an user with rich and varied tastes, and I congratulate you for it. Unfortunately these tastes do not appear to be shared by mainstream equine enthusiasts, as evident by the aforementioned ratio.
For comparison's sake, my list of things I would love to do consists of:
1. Have sex

did you understand why people thought your post was funny?

i mean yeah that's the same as my list just shorter

rape then behead then

>ksks

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Please be in London

if you're an ant, sure

I`m not a weeb
What I understood from a wiki page, chim is associated with love and represented by a tower. Sounds about right.
They are the most alien race, so it suits them well. NE for example have gender roles reversed, logical for them too.
They are just to piss off everyone.
Eww, lizards put their peepee straight into cloaka.

I think high elfs, nords, and orcs shoud be the races, as the biggest and strongest among their species.

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>bosmer
RIP AND TEAR

To piss morons like you off.

I guess it sorta makes sense, perhaps why the Asari in ME also got turned in to a race of femdom futas.

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>two dweeby neckbeards try to talk to cosplay thot
>doesn't even bother to engage
Yeah, it's obvious that's how it went down. It's because she's stupid, not because she's avoiding two permavirgins trying to awkwardly flirty with her.

>Want to play Morrowind
>Bad at stats
>Can never figure out where to go
Back to oblivion

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>Can never figure out where to go
That captain literally tells you to go to Balmora.

Baldurs Gate?

BG1 is a slog, and I can't speak to it, but its not very good in 2 without the tweakpack, which makes it too strong.